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ALL: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Awful.
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Awful.
Terrible.
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I tell you, gentlemen, there's
no use arguing against facts.
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Our business is at a standstill,
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and we've got
to do something about it.
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You're right,
Mr. Ixnay.
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Our munitions factories
only sold
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5 million buckaroos profit
for the first quarter
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of this year.
Think of it, Mr. Onay.
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Only 5 million.
Why, we're practically starving.
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That's true,
but we must remember
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that the kingdom of Moronika
is at peace, Mr. Ixnay.
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You're right, Mr. Amscray,
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but there's no money in peace.
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No.
We must start a war.
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Right. And if the king
wants only peace,
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then we must oust him
and appoint a dictator.
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That's it. A dictator.
Exactly.
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We must find someone
who is stupid enough
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to do what we tell him.
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Uh, but where can we find anyone
that stupid, Mr. Onay?
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I've got the very man,
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and he's in this house
right now.
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His name is Moe Hailstone.
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He and his two helpers
are papering my dining room.
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A paperhanger?
A paperhanger?
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Why not?
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Now, here's the whole plan...
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Gentlemen.
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He means us.
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Yes, sir.
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These are the men
I was telling you about.
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Boys, I want you to meet
Mr. Amscray, Mr. Onay.
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Hailstone, Gallstone, Pebble.
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How do you do?
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ALL:
Show them an anthem.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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We've come here to offer you
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the greatest opportunity
of your life.
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You'll let us
paper the living room?
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No, no, no.
You're through with papering.
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My partners and I are going to
make you dictator of Moronika.
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Dictator? What does
a dictator do?
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A dictator? Why, he makes love
to beautiful women,
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drinks champagne, enjoys life
and never works.
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He makes speeches to the people,
promising them plenty,
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gives them nothing,
then takes everything.
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That's a dictator.
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Hm, a parasite.
That's for me.
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Quiet. I must think.
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Quiet while I think.
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I must think.
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Let me see...
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Well, what about it?
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I like the job, all right,
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but I can't leave my two pals.
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You know, our motto
has always been,
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"One for all
and all for me."
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Bedlach.
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Bedlach.
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Bedlach.
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Mmm...
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Hm!
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Bedlach.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah. Nyuh...
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Oh!
Gentlemen,
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so as not to break up
your little triumvirate,
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we're going to make this man
field marshal
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and head of all
our fighting forces.
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Can I have a uniform
and a real sword?
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You can have a hundred uniforms.
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Just go out and shoot a hundred
generals and help yourself.
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[ULULATES]
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I'll shoot 200 generals.
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[IMITATES MACHINE GUN]
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what's that?
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It's a machine gun.
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Let me see.
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Ooh!
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We'll make this man
Minister of Propaganda.
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Propaganda?
What's that?
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A papa gander
marries a mama gander,
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and they raise a lot
of little goslings.
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[SPUTTERS]
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[SPUTTERS]
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we'll take the job.
What do we do?
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First you start a beer putsch.
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How?
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You put your beer down
and wait for the pretzels.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
[SIGHS] No, no, no, no.
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You go to the saloons
and you buy free beer
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for all the saloonatics.
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Then you march them
to the palace
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and force the king to abdicate.
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That makes you dictator.
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Hail, hail,
Hailstone the dictator.
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ALL:
Hail, hail, Hailstone.
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Wa-hoo.
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My good people of Moronika,
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I am very happy
to see this little gathering.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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We must throw off
the yoke of monarchy,
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and make our country safe
for hypocrisy.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
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Our motto shall be,
"Moronika for morons."
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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We will have less work
and more play.
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Every Thursday you will receive
hamburger and eggs.
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[CROWD HISSES]
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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Moronika must expand.
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We must extend our neighbors
a helping hand.
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We will extend them
two helping hands,
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and help ourselves
to our neighbors.
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ALL: Bedlach.
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Bedlach.
Bedlach.
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By tomorrow...
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[SPEAKING GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
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Ja? Ja?
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Ja?
Ja!
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Ja?
Ja!
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ALL:
Ja, man.
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Hallelujah.
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We will now pause
for station identification.
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This is NUTS.
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When you hear
the conk on the dome,
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it will be
3:00 Bolonia watch time.
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[LOUD CONK]
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Three o'clock
Bolonia watch time.
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Three o'clock
Bolonia watch time.
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It must be 3:00.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
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Here's how.
I know how.
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[CHUGS]
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Ring for my "sectry."
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You mean secretary?
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I said sectry.
Secretary.
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Which is correct?
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Stenographer.
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I'll ring for her.
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I still say secretary.
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Is that so?
Yeah.
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Hold that.
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[GROANS]
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What do you mean
by reading a book?
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Suppose you learn something.
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Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read.
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Take your troops out and have
'em burn every book in Moronika.
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Not my little red book.
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Let me see that.
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"June East,
110 Goodnecking Place,
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Whoopee 4430."
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[READING]
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"Woo woo woo."
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Ooh, whoo-whoo.
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I'll keep this.
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Oh, a bookkeeper.
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Go burn the books.
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Why burn the books?
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There are too many bookmakers.
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Bookies are overrunning
the country.
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Those are my orders.
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ALL:
Hail, hail, Hailstone.
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Wa-hoo.
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[BUZZING]
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MOE [OVER PHONE]:
Yes?
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Mati Herring is here to see you.
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Marinate her and send her in.
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Yes, sir.
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Go on, get in there.
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Treason, Your Excellency.
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I caught this man
walking down the street
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with a chicken.
Blond or brunette?
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Quiet. Where did you get
the chicken?
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From an egg.
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Where'd you get the egg?
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Uh, from a chicken.
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A vicious cycle.
We must kill it.
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Remind me to kill a cycle.
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Quiet.
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Put him in a concentrated camp.
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Go on.
Go on, there.
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Go on.
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On second thought,
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throw him to the lions.
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But we have no lions.
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How about the Tigers
or the Cubs?
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Or the Giants.
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Why have we no lions?
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Because there's no bones
in ice cream.
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Well, we...
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[CRYING]
How can I throw anyone
to the lions
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when we have no lions?
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Oh, don't worry, little fella.
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We'll get you nice,
ferocious lions.
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[BARKS]
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With long claws
that scratch like this:
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Ah!
And long white teeth
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that bite like that:
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[SCREAMS]
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You know...
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I am Mati Herring.
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Ah, my favorite dish.
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Mwah.
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Hm.
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Don't taste like herring to me.
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Oh, a connoisseurrey, eh?
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Get out.
Oh! Mm!
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As Minister of Propaganda, I...
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Don't want to hear from you.
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Ooh!
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What's the matter with him?
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Got up on the wrong side
of the gutter this morning.
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Shall we gaze
into the magic ball
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and see what the future
holds for you?
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Come along.
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Gonna take him up on the roof
and overthrow him.
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Whip out your magic ball, Mati.
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Ickle, dickle, bickle, mickle.
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Why, that's an eight ball.
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Sit right down behind it.
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The magic ball says
you have not long to live.
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Oh, goody.
Shh! Shh! Shh! hh!
Shh! SSShh! Shh!
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[IMITATING TRAIN ACCELERATING]
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Whoo-whoo!
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[IMITATING TRAIN SLOWING DOWN]
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[WHISTLES]
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All out for Syracuse.
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Syracuse?
This is where I get off.
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Where is he going?
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The boy's from Syracuse.
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Concentrate.
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MATI:
Spirits are sending me
a message.
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Nyuck, nyuck.
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[CHUCKLES]
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MATI:
They are coming closer
and closer.
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I can feel their magic touch.
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CURLY:
Me too. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Ooh!
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Why, you double-crosser, you.
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Ooh!
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Oh, look, a note
fell out of the ball.
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Let me see that.
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[MOE READING]
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Grab her.
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Hey.
Mm!
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Hey. Just hold her arms.
She's a spy.
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She's a spy all over, isn't she?
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Why, you half-wit.
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Mm!
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Nyuck, nyuck... Ooh!
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Call out all my storm troopers.
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Calling all storm troopers.
Calling all storm troopers.
263
00:11:05,781 --> 00:11:06,781
[IMITATES TRUMPET]
264
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,446
What's the matter?
Quick, there's a storm brewing.
265
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,399
We caught a spy.
Ho! Hi! Hut!
266
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,301
Hey! Hey! Hut!
267
00:11:15,325 --> 00:11:16,758
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
268
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,566
Get a confession of
the nasty spy and shoot her.
269
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,682
[DICE RATTLE]
270
00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:31,884
MOE:
Hey. How can you shoot her
with dice?
271
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,570
They're loaded. Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
272
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,639
Here. Take her out
and shoot her.
273
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,574
Don't worry about it.
When I get the...
274
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,344
Come on, toots,
we'll shoot the works.
275
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,213
And just think, I might have
asked Mati Herring to marry me.
276
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,582
Yeah, you'd have been in some
pickle with that Herring.
277
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,384
Yes, we...
278
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,585
Blindfold?
279
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,129
Yes, of course.
Turn around.
280
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,076
Ten paces and I'll fire.
281
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,710
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
282
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:00,697
One, two, three, four,
283
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:04,189
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.
284
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,936
Ooh!
That's that.
285
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,571
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
286
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,907
What happened?
That Mati Herring escaped.
287
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,808
And you shot me
in the excitement, you fool.
288
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:13,960
We must get her back.
289
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,727
I'll be satisfied
if we get her half back.
290
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:16,929
I'll take a quarterback.
291
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,864
In fact, I'll take
Notre Dame and 2 points.
292
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,800
Oh, you want 2 points?
I certainly do.
293
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,335
Well, you got them.
Ow!
294
00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,903
We gotta strike before she gets
back to her father, the king,
295
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,639
and they gather an army.
What can we do?
296
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,207
We'll start a blintz-krieg.
297
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:30,609
Oh, goody. I just love blintzes,
298
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,762
especially with sour krieg.
299
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,952
[SHOUTING GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
300
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,403
Ja?
LARRY: Ja.
301
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,888
Ja?
LARRY AND CURLY: Ja.
302
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:43,956
Get 'em.
303
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,946
Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Oh!
304
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:51,948
Gentlemen,
study this map carefully.
305
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,449
We're gonna conquer
the continent
306
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,206
of South Starv-vania.
307
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,114
You I shall give Mikey Finlen.
308
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,483
If I take Mikey Finlen,
I better be "rushin'."
309
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,568
Then quit "stallin'."
MOE: So be it.
310
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:31,370
It's time for our
roundtable conference.
311
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,139
How can we have
a roundtable conference?
312
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,041
We only got a square table.
Oh, in Moronika,
313
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,409
nothing is on the square.
314
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,644
We shall have to cut corners.
315
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,379
Get busy.
I'm cutting.
316
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,932
Oh, Your Excellency.
317
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,967
I'm your new secretary,
Miss Feffernuss.
318
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,691
What is it, Miss Feffernuss?
319
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,640
The delegates are here
for the roundtable conference.
320
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,809
How many of them are there?
321
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,811
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe five,
322
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,346
six, seven, or eight, maybe.
323
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,733
Five, six, seven, eight?
324
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,997
Oh, I don't know
what we'd do without you.
325
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,904
[CURLY GROANS]
326
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,972
Mighty pretty girl, isn't she?
327
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:09,208
Mighty fine dancer too.
328
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,709
You're not so bad yourself.
329
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,944
[LAUGHS]
330
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,645
I bet you tell that
to all the boys.
331
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:16,415
Quiet. Tell the delegates
we'll be ready in a moment.
332
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,719
Oh, I will.
333
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,622
Can I have another dance?
I think I'll sit this one out.
334
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:25,112
Okay.
335
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,245
Ooh!
Oh...
336
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,669
Isn't that half-wit
finished yet?
337
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,585
Gentlemen,
let us begin to begin.
338
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,453
As Minister of Oomphola,
I object.
339
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,023
Your minorities are creeping
into our majorities,
340
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,392
until you're making
our majorities minorities.
341
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,327
Objection overruled.
342
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,530
ALL:
Peace. We want peace.
343
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,783
Yes, a piece of this
and a piece of that country.
344
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,986
Delegate Vonzripemup,
do you really want peace?
345
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,042
Yes.
346
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,692
That Vonz is hard to crack.
347
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,694
You're using the wrong club.
Try this niblick.
348
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,935
Oh, thanks, caddie.
Fore.
349
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,886
ALL:
Peace. We want peace.
350
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,221
What we want is a corridor
through Double Crossia
351
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,923
as an outlet
into the Bay of Window.
352
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,958
[ALL DISAGREEING VOCALLY]
353
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,192
Quiet.
354
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,811
The gentlemen object.
Appease them.
355
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,579
How about throwing them
to the new lions?
356
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:22,598
No, let's appease them.
A just love appeasing.
357
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,567
I say, this is robbery.
It's outrageous.
358
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,069
[ALL PROTEST INDISTINCTLY]
LARRY: He's trying his best.
359
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,738
[SPEAKS GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
360
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,691
MINISTER OF OOMPHOLA:
You can't get away with this!
361
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,693
You can't get away with this.
This is robbery.
362
00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:34,717
It's outrageous.
363
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,448
You're out.
364
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,668
[LAUGHS]
[MOE SHOUTING IN MOCK GERMAN]
365
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,374
Shut up...
366
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,291
[SHOUTING]
367
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,042
Ooh! Oh!
368
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,899
Ooh... Oh...
369
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:57,316
Mm!
370
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,769
Ooh! Ooh!
371
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,137
Why you...
See this?
372
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,138
Why...
373
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,538
Get him. Get him.
374
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,725
Moe. Curly. Oh!
375
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:07,944
LARRY:
Moe. Curly.
376
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,667
Why, you...
377
00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:16,202
Hm.
378
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,203
[ALL GRUNTING]
379
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,260
Oh!
CURLY: Duck, dictator, duck.
380
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,174
Get up, get up.
381
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,809
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
382
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,962
Oh, boy. That's what I call
a peace conference.
383
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,964
At last, things are beginning
to come our way.
384
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,121
[MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCLTY]
What's that?
385
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,155
Things are coming our way,
all right.
386
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,090
The king, Mati Herring
and a million people.
387
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:40,643
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
388
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,432
[GLASS SHATTERS]
389
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,430
ALL:
Oh! Oh!
390
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:46,531
What'll we do?
391
00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:47,666
Maybe we better abdicate.
392
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,435
CURLY:
What do you mean "maybe"? Whoo!
393
00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,858
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
394
00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:53,394
MOE:
Oh!
395
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,193
MOE:
Hurry up. Lock that door.
396
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,734
Well, they won't get in here.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
397
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,336
What a narrow escape.
Oh, it's lucky
398
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,421
I thought of this place.
399
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,461
[GROWLING]
400
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,475
What's the matter
you got asthma?
401
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,177
No. That wasn't me.
402
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,400
[ALL GROWLING]
403
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,887
ALL:
Ah... Ah... Ah!
404
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,188
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
405
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,723
[GROWLING]
406
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,692
[ALL SCREAM]
407
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,694
ALL: Oh...
[CURLY BARKS]
408
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,183
[ALL SCREAM]
409
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,039
[GROWLING STOPS]
410
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,575
[SNARLS]
411
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,724
[BURPS]
412
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,414
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