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Uh! There. That should do it.
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Can you hear me? Huh?
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Can you hear me? Huh?
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You'll be all right.
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Okay, put 'em up. I'm
not going to hurt you.
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What is the point? I
can hardly fight off a cold.
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I'm just wasting your time.
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Fighting isn't just physical, Iolaus.
It's about outsmarting your opponent.
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I mean, most battles are won
before the first punch is even thrown.
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So, you're saying... I
can use my head. Yeah.
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Great. I can do that.
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Now, I'm gonna take
a swing at you. Okay.
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You're gonna block it just
like I showed you. Block, right.
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Oh, darling!
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Hey, look at...
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Sorry about that.
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Uh, you were
supposed to block it.
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Yeah, I know. I got distracted. Oh,
they look happy, though, don't they?
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Yeah. Looks like
love is in the air. Hm!
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And I think I know why.
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All right. You can come out now.
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Mmm! Ahh!
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A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet,
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and, honey, I'm the sweetest.
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Hello, Aphrodite. Huh! Hey!
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Huh? Roll up your
tongue. That's my sister.
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Oh. Sorry.
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- Long time no see, baby bro.
- Heh.
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And you, Curly from
the Swirly. Nice haircut.
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- How you diggin' life
on our side of the vortex?
- Well, now that you ask...
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Glad to hear it. Herc, have
you seen the Tribera Ruins?
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There aren't any
ruins in Tribera.
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Well, there's gonna be if
you don't jam on over there.
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Heard there's, like, a major
mud slide heading their way.
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I'd go with you, but I just
had a mud bath yesterday.
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Yeah, well, I can see
your hands are tied.
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Mm-hmm. Hey, you
want me to go with you?
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Umm, no, thanks.
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Why don't you stay and practice
what we were working on?
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Ha! You mean,
getting my head... Huh!
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Um, could you do
me a favor and...
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Uh, Iolaus isn't really adjusting
well to this world. You talkin' to me?
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Say no more. Let me take him
under my wing, show him the ropes.
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Actually, I want you to
leave him completely alone.
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I don't need him any more
confused than he already is.
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Okay. Here is where you,
like, totally owe me an apology.
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I'm the Goddess of Love!
What could possibly go wrong?
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This is what I'm saying.
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What's not to like? He
comes from a good family.
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Daddy, he can't keep
his tentacles to himself!
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So he's a hopeless romantic.
You know how writers are.
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Just because he spills ink all over
the place doesn't make him a writer.
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You're marrying
Cedric. That's final.
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Father, he's a squid!
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- Well, nobody's perfect!
- Ohh!
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I've never even left Coral Bay. How am I
supposed to know what I want from life...
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when I haven't even
seen what life has to offer?
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You may not
understand this now, -
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but your place is
here with your family...
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and with people who need you!
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Now, you're marrying
the squid, and that's that!
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- Life's a beach, ain't it?
- Who are you?
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Someone who knows just how it
feels to be a big fish in a little pond.
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It gets kind of
claustrophobic, doesn't it?
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- Yeah.
- Ever disobey
dear old Dad before?
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- Well, no, but I...
- But there's a first time for everything.
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Why, your Romeo could be
beach side, and you'd never know it.
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Are you really gonna let Triton stop
you from finding your dream man?
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Maybe you're right.
Of course I am.
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And I happen to have a first-class ticket
down lover's lane with your name on it.
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There's just one little catch.
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- Ready?
- Uh, wait, wait. Um, are you
sure this is gonna work?
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Trust me. I'm a
goddess. Here goes.
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Hold on, hold on! Have
you ever done this before?
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No. But there's a first time for
everything, all right? Now, this is it.
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Okay, just-just-just
one more thing.
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What if I wanna go back?
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To what? To life with Mr. Tentacles
in a three-bedroom shell...
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with a pink coral fence
and a two-seahorse garage?
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Since you put it
that way, I'm ready.
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- Wait. I almost forgot.
- What is the holdup?
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Get wet and you'll
have quite a "tail" to tell.
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Pun intended. Got it.
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Forgive me, Father, for what I'm about
to do, but I'm not a little guppy anymore.
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Ooh!
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Wow! Uh!
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Thank you, Discord! Hm!
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Ohh! Hmm.
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A word of advice: Learn
to walk before you run.
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Good thinking.
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Hook, line and sinker.
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Ooh!
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This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued
mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared to
challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
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wherever an
innocent would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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Hail!
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How's that for gratitude?
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I offer to keep you
company, and he insults me.
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My own brother.
Can you believe it?
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Well, I'm sure he didn't
mean anything by it.
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What's with you? Why
can't you look at me?
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It's just...
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I'm not used to
seeing so much of you.
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Well, get used to it, sweet
pea, 'cause I travel light. Heh!
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Goddess of Love, huh?
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Mm-hmm. What's it like?
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It's pretty cool. I get to
travel a lot. I'm my own boss.
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No. No, no. I mean, love.
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You mean, you've
never been in love?
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Why didn't you say so?
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I'd be happy to help you out.
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Ohh!
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- Oh, baby!
- N-No!
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Aphrodite, get her off!
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Ah, that's your job.
Aah! I can't breathe!
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Hi.
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Creep! Uh!
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Not your type, huh?
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Well, how about him? Umm...
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Aphrodite, I don't want
to seem ungrateful, but...
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that didn't feel like
love. You mean love.
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Yeah. Ah! I thought
you meant "lo-ove!"
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Ohh, you're so cute!
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A real, old-fashioned
romantic. I like you, Iolaus.
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With a little help, someone
else will too. Appreciate that, but,
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I want to fall in love.
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I don't want you
to drop it on me.
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No problem.
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Excuse me, sir?
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Ehh... Huh?
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Hi. I'm new in town
and I was wondering,
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would you please be my friend?
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Look, mates!
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- Ain't got a stitch on!
- Shameful!
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Simply shameful! Oramus,
come here! You've gotta see this!
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What a show!
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Not much of a novelty.
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Aww!
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Get your halibut here!
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Eww! Uh! This place
can't be good for my pores.
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Iolaus! Thank the gods you've
come! Where's Hercules?
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Uh, he'll be back in a moment.
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Never mind. I'm sure you can
handle them yourself. Them who?
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Them them. Brutus's goons.
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He sends them out to collect
his so-called property tax.
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If we don't pay, they
start breaking bones! Ohh!
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Oh! From the look of things, you've
got some very brave people around here.
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Not really. Even if we pay,
they still beat us. Oh, okay, well,
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uh, seeing as it doesn't make
any difference what we do, uh, bye!
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Wait! Don't you see?
This is your big chance.
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To do what?
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- Change to an all-knuckle diet?
- Who are you talking to?
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No, to be a hero. If
you beat these guys up,
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you'll have your pick
of any chick in town.
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What good'll that do if I have to
carry my head round on a date?
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Hah! Excuse me.
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Say, what's wrong
with this picture?
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Oh, I got it. He
ain't wearin' a cast.
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Guys, uh, could
we talk about this?
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That ain't gonna be easy
when you're spittin' teeth!
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Yeah, good point. Uh, I can see
you got the brains in the family. Heh!
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And what did you get, sir?
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Ah, I see. The liver.
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Well, I should be running away
now, but my feet won't cooperate. Oh!
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Aa-aah! Oh!
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- Ah!
- Eww!
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Let me guess...
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You're just giving 'em a false
sense of security, right? No.
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Actually, I'm just trying to savor
my last few moments on Earth.
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But I thought you knew how to
fight! What gave you that impression?
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- I saw you fighting
with Hercules!
- That was my first lesson!
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- Help!
- Ooh! Okay. Uh, mm, make a fist.
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- Aah!
- Ooh! Oops.
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Let's get 'im!
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Uh, whoo!
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- Did I do that?
- Yeah! Hah!
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- Not so hard!
- Oh, don't be such a baby. If
it hurts you, it hurts them.
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Whoo!
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This is great.
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Let's get outta here! Let's go!
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He's a one-man
army! Save yourselves!
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Whoo!
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Yea! All right!
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What a workout!
You're telling me.
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I'm still getting palpitations
from all the humiliation!
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Oh, buck up, little camper.
They think you're a hero.
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Yeah? Too bad I know I'm not.
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Who is that? His name's Iolaus.
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Iolaus, huh? What a catch.
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- My, my, what a pretty little fishy.
- Thank you, Brutus.
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Pretty enough to eat. Oh,
please, don't eat me, Brutus.
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Don't what? Eat me.
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If you insist.
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Playing with yourself
again, Brutus?
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Hmm! Discord. Discord.
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- Discord, Discord, Discord,
Discord, Discord, Discord, - Shut up!
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Discor...
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There, there, my
little potato head.
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I didn't mean to yell at
you. I may be a big guy,
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but I have feelings
too, you know?
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Of course you do.
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And you know how much
I need you, sweetums.
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You do? Mm-hmm.
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See, I can't get too
directly involved here.
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Poseidon is Triton's brother, and if
he found out what I have in mind...
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for his glorious oceans,
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he'd fillet me faster than
you can say "fish sticks."
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But, ahh, ain't you
already involved?
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I mean, you did
give the fish-girl legs.
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She thinks I did her
a favor. Mm-hmm!
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Now, if we can just keep
her on land until the sunset,
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the seas will be
ours forever! Hmm!
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But I... still get to beat
people to a bloody pulp.
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Of course.
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You know how much I love to
watch you work with your hands.
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Heh!
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- What happened to you?
- It was terrible. Terrible!
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He was like a human tornado!
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One man did this to you all?
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Hercules.
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No, no. The other one.
The man he travels with!
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The court jester? Please. He
couldn't hit water if he fell off a boat.
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There's something fishy
going on around here.
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Some hero. Wait'll
they find out I'm a fraud.
236
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,639
Excuse me, sir.
237
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,679
You sure you got the right guy?
238
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:20,544
I just wanted to tell you
that... I think you're very brave.
239
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,414
Oh, thanks, but
actually, I'm... Mm!
240
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:34,725
A little, um, tongue-tied.
241
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:46,387
I think I love you.
242
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,523
Uh, miss,
243
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,545
it's not that I don't
wish I was the kind of
244
00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:52,727
guy that could take
advantage of this situation,
245
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:59,367
but, um, what you're
feeling... isn't love.
246
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:03,036
- Aphrodite made you
feel like this.
- Who?
247
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,507
Aphrodite. Goddess of Love?
248
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,723
Haven't you ever heard of her?
249
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,432
You're not from
around here, are you?
250
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,853
Not exactly. So where
exactly are you from?
251
00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:23,040
Oh, it doesn't matter. My
home's a whole other world away.
252
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,927
So's mine. To tell you the
truth, I felt like a slave there.
253
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:31,131
Really? But I'm trying
to let go of my old life...
254
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,700
and get on with my new one.
255
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:38,422
- What's your name?
- Nautica.
256
00:17:39,409 --> 00:17:43,194
Nautica. Huh!
257
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,197
Fish heads! Fresh fish heads!
258
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,505
But shnookie-lumps, I
swear we're just friends.
259
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,608
I catch you with your arms around
a naked woman in our living room,
260
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,678
and you expect me to believe you?
She's a nudist! She was choking!
261
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,080
Hah!
262
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,484
Oh! Oh-ho!
263
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,687
I'm so sorry I
didn't believe you.
264
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,134
That's all right, my darling.
I didn't believe me either.
265
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,892
Hmm!
266
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:23,133
Well, if it isn't the multi-talentless
and easily inflatable Aphrodite.
267
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:27,538
What do you know? It's
the Goddess of Skank.
268
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,224
Here to defend your title at
the kielbasa-swallowing contest?
269
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,128
Oh! Oh!
270
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,081
Huh! Oh! Take that!
271
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:46,557
You're the one who helped
that little clown, aren't you?
272
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,659
I knew he couldn't have
beaten those men on his own.
273
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:54,915
- Ohh! Oh.
- Am I...
274
00:18:54,984 --> 00:19:00,404
So what if I did? Eww, don't tell
me those gorillas work for you.
275
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,740
I'm warning you, Aphrodite.
This is none of your business.
276
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,344
Skip town, sister,
before things get ugly.
277
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:11,248
Oops! Too late. Have you
looked in the mirror lately?
278
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,598
Enough! Fashion victim!
279
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,967
Blonde!
280
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,169
I love you.
281
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:35,439
I love you too.
282
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,642
Fresh fruit right here!
283
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,961
Ahh! Observe.
284
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:44,047
Ha!
285
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,018
- Ah!
- Oh! Oh!
286
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:50,154
- "Orange" you glad you met me?
- Eh, let's water these fish.
287
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:53,824
What is it? Nautica,
what's wrong?
288
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:59,113
Uh, the water. It's a new dress,
and I didn't want to get it wet.
289
00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:02,282
- Okay.
- Iolaus, when you
left your world,
290
00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:04,563
how did you know it was the
right thing to do? Good man!
291
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:07,154
Well, um... Tsk! When
it comes down to it,
292
00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:10,958
I guess I couldn't think of
anybody back there that I'd miss.
293
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:14,228
Although, I think about
it occasionally. Do you?
294
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,231
Well, what's to miss?
Like I said, I felt like a slave.
295
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,235
I mean, what kind of father won't let his
own daughter see the world for herself?
296
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,882
The kind that loves her so
much, he's afraid to let her go?
297
00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:26,357
You know what?
298
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,993
You're the first man I've ever met
who talked to me and not at me.
299
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:36,700
Can I ask you something?
300
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,753
Can I kiss you again?
301
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,257
Oh, no!
302
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,878
What is it? Something I ate?
303
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:52,516
Cousin Abernathy! What
have they done to you?
304
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,402
Nautica, are you all right?
305
00:20:56,705 --> 00:21:00,207
Ahh! Sure!
306
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:03,877
It's just that I... I
used to have a fish.
307
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:06,947
And it looked exactly...
Exactly like this one.
308
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:11,719
And I called it
Cousin Abernathy.
309
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:17,074
Would you excuse me?
I'll be right back. Heh!
310
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:22,863
What's the rumpus,
Curly? Ohh! Aphrodite!
311
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:26,634
Hey! I expect a little more
enthusiasm from my fans.
312
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,137
I'm sorry. It's just, I meet
this beautiful woman,
313
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,373
and we have everything
in common, and...
314
00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:35,759
just once I thought
she'd like me for me.
315
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,295
Hey, I didn't have
anything to do with it.
316
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:42,900
You mean, you didn't sprinkle her with
whatever it is you sprinkle people with?
317
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:47,671
Okay, now I'm confused. I thought
you didn't want me getting involved.
318
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,566
No! No, that's great,
that's great! That means
319
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,193
she... she really
thinks I'm brave, and...
320
00:21:53,262 --> 00:21:55,473
No, she doesn't
like me for me! She
321
00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:57,681
likes me for the me
that she thinks is me!
322
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,318
The me that isn't me, I mean.
You know what I mean? Huh-uh.
323
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:04,216
Chill, Curly. This is,
like, a golden opportunity.
324
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,960
When those goons come
back to rip the flesh off your face,
325
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,811
you can stand up to 'em for real, and
then you'll be the you she thinks you are.
326
00:22:10,879 --> 00:22:13,580
Aphrodite, the me
you think is me isn't me!
327
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:18,018
I... I have to tell
Nautica the truth.
328
00:22:21,123 --> 00:22:23,824
Fashion victim. Me!
329
00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:28,162
Who does she think she is? At least
I don't double as a floatation device.
330
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:31,132
Hmm! Don't sell yourself short,
331
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,335
my little leather-clad
licorice stick.
332
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:37,471
I can't take any
chances with her around.
333
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:40,874
Get a grip, Brutus. Hmm!
334
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:45,646
I thought you'd never
ask. Mm-hmm-hmm! Ooh!
335
00:22:45,714 --> 00:22:49,616
No, you idiot! I want
you to catch that fish!
336
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,590
You all right? I'm
better than all right.
337
00:22:56,659 --> 00:22:59,360
Iolaus, I want to
stay with you forever.
338
00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:02,847
Let's get married. Whoa,
whoa, whoa! Nautica.
339
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,035
We have to slow down. I mean,
we hardly know each other.
340
00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:09,731
I haven't had time to ask
you what your favorite color is,
341
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,922
your favorite hobby...
Blue. Swimming!
342
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:17,661
Oh, you know what I mean. Iolaus,
don't you believe in love at first sight?
343
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,197
When I saw you standing
up for those poor people,
344
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:23,801
I knew you were the one.
345
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,536
Oh, Nautica, I...
346
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:31,558
I have to be honest
with you. So do I.
347
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,987
I'm not the person you think I
am. I'm not who you think I am.
348
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,849
Ahh!
349
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,402
Time to sort out
all this confusion.
350
00:23:42,471 --> 00:23:45,956
Now, which one of you's Nautica?
351
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:52,579
So which one of
you's the creep...
352
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:56,083
who beat up my men?
353
00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:58,101
Okay.
354
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,572
You... are dead.
355
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:07,527
And you... are mine.
356
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,811
Well, you're really
asking for it this time,
357
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,080
because Iolaus went
easy on you before.
358
00:24:27,149 --> 00:24:29,851
Nautica, let's not try
and upset the rather large
359
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,435
gentleman, who obviously
has his own zip code.
360
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:36,073
- Is that right, Mr. Tough Guy?
- Wha...
361
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:41,211
Time to teach
you... Ahh! A lesson.
362
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,891
Ah! Wait, that's it...
lesson. The fight is
363
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,550
often won before the
first punch is thrown.
364
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,102
Yeah, uh, you know what? Eh?
365
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:53,573
I would really hate to do this without
telling you that your shoes are untied.
366
00:24:53,642 --> 00:24:57,878
What do you think I am? Stupid?
367
00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:00,113
That's the oldest
trick in the books.
368
00:25:00,182 --> 00:25:04,568
I look down, and
you whack me one!
369
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:08,872
- Well, it ain't gonna happen.
- Okay, okay, okay! I tried!
370
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,093
Run! Let's go!
371
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,339
♪♪
372
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,659
Aah! All right, all ready!
373
00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:51,515
Uh! Those Sirens are like the dog
whistles of the gods! Call 'em off!
374
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:55,452
Thank you for answering
my call, Aphrodite.
375
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,256
Any friend of Poseidon is
a friend of mine. What's up?
376
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,175
It's my daughter. She
swam away from home.
377
00:26:02,244 --> 00:26:05,429
You blew my
eardrums out for that?
378
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:09,016
Listen, my main merman, don't
sweat it. She's a kid. She'll come back.
379
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:11,730
And could we, like, turn up
the heat in here? It's freezing.
380
00:26:11,754 --> 00:26:16,356
That's just it. I can't.
381
00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:21,194
When Nautica was born, my brother
Poseidon gifted her with a heart so pure,
382
00:26:21,263 --> 00:26:23,380
it warms the seas.
383
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:27,784
If she doesn't return by sunset,
the waters of Greece will turn to ice.
384
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,321
Bummer.
385
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,391
Nautica has no idea
how important she is.
386
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,843
I should have
told her the truth.
387
00:26:36,912 --> 00:26:41,298
Instead, I tried to arrange a
marriage to make her stay.
388
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:45,853
Did you say "Nautica"? That's
great. I just saw her in the village.
389
00:26:45,921 --> 00:26:48,455
She's on the land?
390
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,808
How's that possible?
391
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:58,499
Discord. I knew that scheming
little skeezer was up to something.
392
00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:01,279
Don't worry, Triton. I know
exactly where to find her.
393
00:27:01,303 --> 00:27:03,387
She's with... Curly.
394
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:06,356
Oh, no.
395
00:27:16,818 --> 00:27:19,853
It looks like we left 'em
behind. You're amazing.
396
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:23,289
Only when I'm with you.
397
00:27:23,358 --> 00:27:25,937
I wonder what they
wanted with you. Beats me.
398
00:27:25,961 --> 00:27:28,178
Nautica, I...
399
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:32,416
Well, I've been thinking
about what you said before,
400
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,919
about love at first sight.
401
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,889
And I don't know.
When I'm with you, I...
402
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,525
I am the person I
always wanted to be.
403
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:45,678
Well, then why do
you look so unhappy?
404
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,190
Because... I'm afraid
you won't feel the same
405
00:27:48,214 --> 00:27:50,517
about me when you
hear what I have to say.
406
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:53,186
But I promise you,
407
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:56,674
nothing will ever change
the way I feel about you.
408
00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,977
Heh. Well, I wouldn't
be too sure about that.
409
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:05,149
I've been looking
all over for you!
410
00:28:06,568 --> 00:28:10,036
Now is not a good
time. Can we talk later?
411
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,922
Was it something I
said? No, no, no. Not you.
412
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,458
You!
413
00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:20,647
- You who?
- Me me!
414
00:28:20,716 --> 00:28:23,566
She can't see me, Curly, and
we have to talk, like, pronto!
415
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:27,487
Okay. Uh, could you
just wait for one moment?
416
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:37,564
You lost them. They
were running really fast.
417
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:41,167
How fast could she have been
running? She's only had legs for one day!
418
00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:45,939
Well, we're trying our best!
419
00:28:46,007 --> 00:28:49,476
And now, you're
hurting my feelings!
420
00:28:49,544 --> 00:28:52,329
Yeah! You're
hurtin' his feelings!
421
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,615
Aah!
422
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,810
Anyone else have
something to say?
423
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,878
Brutus. N-N-No!
424
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:12,281
Darling. I know
it's not your fault.
425
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,096
You're only slightly smarter
than a cabbage. Ooh!
426
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,689
In fact, if you weren't more
endowed in other areas,
427
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:24,161
I would've killed you
long ago. Gee, thanks.
428
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:28,064
Shut up! Listen carefully.
429
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:32,402
I'm gonna make it easy for
you. Step one: Approach the girl.
430
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:37,290
Step two: Grab the girl. Step
three: Bring the girl here. Got it?
431
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,376
Hmm!
432
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,829
What girl?
433
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,021
Oh, yeah, right!
And I'm a Centaur!
434
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:51,905
I'm sorry, Iolaus, but it's
true. She's gotta go back.
435
00:29:51,974 --> 00:29:57,010
Have you taken a look at her recently?
She is not a mermaid. She has legs.
436
00:29:57,079 --> 00:30:01,114
Yeah, which Discord gave
to her, to freeze the oceans.
437
00:30:01,183 --> 00:30:03,616
Oh, why would she
wanna do that? Uh!
438
00:30:03,685 --> 00:30:06,119
Hello! Her name is Discord!
439
00:30:06,188 --> 00:30:09,055
I know what this is
about. This is about you!
440
00:30:09,124 --> 00:30:12,725
Me? Yeah. I found love without
your help, and you can't stand it.
441
00:30:12,795 --> 00:30:16,062
Ah! So not, even in
the hard-corest of ways!
442
00:30:16,131 --> 00:30:18,114
I didn't have to hang
out with you today, but
443
00:30:18,138 --> 00:30:20,100
I did, out of the goodness
of my huge heart.
444
00:30:20,169 --> 00:30:23,464
Yeah! Which we could all see
beating if it weren't for your skin!
445
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,923
Put some clothes on, for
the gods' sakes! That is it!
446
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:30,661
You're on your own! Let
the seas freeze for all I care!
447
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:33,297
I hope you two are very happy!
448
00:30:36,118 --> 00:30:38,451
H... How?
449
00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:43,823
He loves me.
450
00:30:43,892 --> 00:30:46,092
He loves me not.
451
00:30:46,161 --> 00:30:48,561
He loves me.
452
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,813
He loves me not.
453
00:30:52,401 --> 00:30:54,401
He loves me.
454
00:30:55,503 --> 00:30:59,055
He loves me not.
He loves me. Blaah!
455
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:01,686
What are you doing? Ha-ha!
456
00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:03,710
Iolaus!
457
00:31:04,746 --> 00:31:07,147
My, my!
458
00:31:07,215 --> 00:31:10,900
Discord will be pleased!
459
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,515
Nautica!
460
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,459
Nautica!
461
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,930
Oh, no!
462
00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:42,165
Here.
463
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,502
Why are you doing this?
464
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:52,275
Tie her down! Discord! I
thought you were my friend! Uh!
465
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,428
What makes you think I care
about your happiness in the slightest?
466
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:59,265
- Why did you help me then?
- Help you?
467
00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,768
There's no greater handicap
than innocence, my dear.
468
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:06,089
But in way, I envy you.
469
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:10,009
Must be nice to float through
life with your head in the clouds.
470
00:32:10,078 --> 00:32:13,179
Yeah! Must be nice!
471
00:32:13,248 --> 00:32:15,131
- Time to pop the balloon.
- Paahh!
472
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,518
Your father never told you the
real reason he wanted you to stay.
473
00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:22,238
If you're not home in time
for supper, the seas will freeze,
474
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,842
along with everyone
you left behind. No!
475
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,011
No!
476
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,514
Look on the bright side.
We can all learn to ice skate.
477
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,592
Okay, I can do this.
478
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,942
Flowers work every time.
479
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:50,099
Um, uh... Here.
480
00:32:55,324 --> 00:32:59,626
Aphrodite, I know I'm the last
person you want to see right now,
481
00:32:59,695 --> 00:33:05,248
but, well, Nautica's been
kidnapped, and I need your help.
482
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:08,218
Please don't punish
her for what I said.
483
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:13,256
I know I didn't believe
you, but, well, that's 'cause...
484
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:17,126
'cause I love her, and I
don't wanna let her go.
485
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:22,348
Did I mention you're
my favorite god? Go on.
486
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:27,371
Uh, you're-you're funny, and
you're, uh... you're beautiful,
487
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,240
and your fashion sense
is beyond reproach.
488
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,210
And I'm a jerk for
saying those things I said.
489
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,382
Come on, Curly.
490
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:41,801
Let's go save your girlfriend.
491
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,876
She don't look like no mermaid.
492
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,730
Think of her as powdered
milk. You just add water.
493
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,933
- Uh!
- Then what are we waiting for?
494
00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:59,452
Iolaus will find me,
and he'll stop you.
495
00:33:59,521 --> 00:34:03,790
Iolaus would run from his own
shadow without Aphrodite's help.
496
00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:07,060
He's not the hero
you think he is.
497
00:34:09,231 --> 00:34:11,247
But I'm about to be.
498
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:14,767
What you're about to
do, my pesky little friend,
499
00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:18,405
is find out how much
love can truly hurt.
500
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:21,675
Get him! Aah!
501
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:57,460
Now, now. Let's
keep this fight fair.
502
00:35:01,216 --> 00:35:03,650
Uh! You want a
piece of me, Elvira?
503
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,919
What are you gonna do, love
girl? Shower me with hearts?
504
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,038
- Hi.
- Iolaus!
505
00:35:26,107 --> 00:35:29,142
I knew you'd come. Look out!
506
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,746
Tramp! Tootsie!
507
00:35:33,815 --> 00:35:35,865
Trollop!
508
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:58,237
You! Uh!
509
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:04,427
Time... to meet your maker.
510
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,970
Huh?
511
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:36,108
I'm sorry, Iolaus.
I tried to tell you.
512
00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:38,495
This is who I am.
513
00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:43,399
Hey, guys!
514
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,902
She really is a
fish! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
515
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:58,447
Hey! That's my girlfriend
you're laughing at!
516
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,291
Uh! Ohh!
517
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,660
Aah!
518
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,800
Aah! Aah!
519
00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:54,287
Looks like you got a
nasty case of crabs.
520
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:14,373
Huh! Heh-heh!
521
00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:17,710
Get these things off of me!
522
00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:20,024
You better hightail it
out of here, Discord.
523
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,124
I don't think you wanna
be too close to the coast
524
00:38:22,148 --> 00:38:24,033
when I tell Poseidon
what you've been up to.
525
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:26,769
The good thing
about being immortal?
526
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:29,572
You always have
time to try again.
527
00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:37,464
Nautica. Iolaus!
528
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:40,433
It's all right. You don't
have to say anything.
529
00:38:40,502 --> 00:38:44,587
We should've been honest with each
other from the beginning. We were.
530
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:49,058
I meant it when I told
you, "I love you." So did I.
531
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,181
That's why I'm
gonna get you home.
532
00:38:58,319 --> 00:39:00,687
Hmm!
533
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,988
Nautica!
534
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:24,243
Tell Triton he owes me one. And don't be
too hard on him. He loves you, you know.
535
00:39:24,312 --> 00:39:27,280
Thank you, Aphrodite.
536
00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:35,121
This is where we first met.
537
00:39:35,189 --> 00:39:39,409
If I'd had known that... we were only
gonna have one day together, Iolaus,
538
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,578
I still would've kissed you.
539
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:48,501
How about one for the road?
540
00:39:57,512 --> 00:40:00,963
I'm never gonna be able to
thank you enough. For what?
541
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,967
For giving me
something to fight for.
542
00:40:08,189 --> 00:40:10,406
Are you ready?
543
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,360
I'll never forget you.
544
00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:57,830
Iolaus. Hey.
545
00:41:57,899 --> 00:42:01,767
Hi. So, how was your day?
546
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:06,405
Oh, well, you know how it is. I
did a little of this and a little of that.
547
00:42:06,474 --> 00:42:11,577
Ah. Well, I ran into Aphrodite down
the road. Looked like she'd been crying.
548
00:42:11,646 --> 00:42:15,047
- You guys have any trouble?
- No, no.
549
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:20,003
Nothing I couldn't handle. So, how about
you? You've been saving innocent people,
550
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:22,850
helping them rebuild their lives
in the face of senseless tragedy.
551
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,308
Actually, the mud slide
missed the village entirely.
552
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:28,244
I spent the whole day
signing autographs. Heh!
553
00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:31,230
- Really?
- Yeah. Go figure.
554
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,299
Huh! Hmm!
555
00:42:33,368 --> 00:42:36,869
Well, Hercules, if you
ever need a day off, uh,
556
00:42:36,938 --> 00:42:39,205
I'd be happy to
handle things for ya.
557
00:42:39,274 --> 00:42:43,376
You know, roust a few
bullies, kick a little butt. Iolaus?
558
00:42:43,445 --> 00:42:46,045
Huh? Are you
sure you're all right?
559
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,233
Yeah.
560
00:42:51,303 --> 00:42:55,271
Yeah. I'm gonna be fine.
561
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,206
Huh!
562
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,777
Yeah.
563
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,890
Hey, uh, Iolaus? Why
do you smell like fish?
564
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:23,032
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