All language subtitles for Hercules The Legendary Journeys S05E14 - Just Passing Through

Iolaus?

Good morning.

Good morning.

I know. You...

You mistook me
for the other Iolaus.

Sorry. Same voice, same face.

This is gonna take a
little getting used to.

Tell me about it.

I woke up at the crack of dawn
thinking I had to practice my act.

The Sovereign always used
to expect a-a new routine...

every morning
with his breakfast.

Ooh! Hey, uh, what is
for breakfast? Rabbit?

Rabbit? Are you kidding? Ugh!

Things are definitely different.

Yeah. Thanks.

You know, uh, I'm
not the Sovereign.

You don't have to
serve me anymore.

I know.

I guess, um, old
habits die hard.

Well, then tomorrow I'll cook.

This is incredible.

Um, Hercules, you know, I...

can't begin to thank you enough
for saving me from a world...

I thought I'd never escape.

But, um... Well,
I've been thinking,

and maybe it'd be better if
we went our separate ways.

Ah. I thought you
might feel that way.

All my life, I've been
trying to figure out who I am.

And now, the only thing
I know for sure is I'm...

I'm not the man
your partner was.

I'm not asking you to be.
Yeah, but you want me to be.

I don't blame
you. Like you said,

same voice, same face.

If you really want to leave,
I'll respect your decision.

But I have two
favors to ask. One:

Come with me. I wanna
show you something.

Where are we going? You'll see.

Okay. And, um, the other?

Let me tell you about
the Iolaus I knew.

You might be surprised by
how different you two really are.

What are you doing?

Exercising. Besides, it was
the only way to wake you up.

Well, I'm awake. Now, will
you put me down already?

You know, you've already
missed half the morning workout.

Down, please?

Why do you have to exercise anyway?
You're the world's strongest man.

'Cause it feels good, and
so will you once you finish...

your 500 sit-ups.

You know what, Hercules? I
don't know. I'm feeling a little stiff...

from those three
fights yesterday.

Stretching will help. I'm
gonna go for my morning run.

What a beautiful day.

"What a beautiful day."

The museum is closing now,
folks. That way, please. Thank you.

Sorry, folks. It's closing time.

That way, please. Thank you.

Sir? Thank you very much.

Huh? The ruby... it's gone!

Lock the doors! The
sacred ruby has been stolen!

We search everyone!

498, 499, and there's your 500.

Oh! Oh. Oh, hey, Hercules.

I feel a lot better. You're
right. Exercise, huh?

Good for you. And all this time, I
thought you just went back to sleep.

Me? Nah! And, uh... Wow.
You're in such great shape,

you didn't even break a sweat.

Okay, I went back to sleep. But,
hey, at least I dreamt about exercise.

Yeah. And I am sure
you're in tiptop condition.

- In your dreams.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, what's for breakfast?

I collected some nuts
and some fruit on my run.

What, are we squirrels?
No way. I'm having leftovers.

Rabbit?

You had rabbit yesterday
for breakfast... Yeah.

And lunch and dinner.

Yeah, rabbit. I'm
a creature of habit.

Excuse me. Are you Hercules?

Yeah, that would be me.

Oh! Take your time.
Catch your breath.

In Ipithia, the sacred
ruby, it's been stolen.

Well, that shouldn't
be too much trouble.

Actually, if we don't
get the ruby back,

the panther will come to life
and destroy everything in sight.

Oh. I see.

The ruby must be returned
to the panther by dusk.

Dusk? We don't usually get so much
warning. Can I go back to sleep now?

I'll... get my things.

This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power...

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,

wherever an
innocent would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

Hail!

So you're telling me the
main difference between us...

was he wasn't a morning person?

That's not the only
difference, believe me.

Yeah, still, the man was a hero.

Me, I'm just a
guy with a dream...

that ended up a
jester. What dream?

Here.

What's that? Well, examine it.

Well, it looks like
flint... Mm-hmm.

A piece of iron, a
candle wick and...

Mm-hmm. Oil.

Mmm. Now, turn the
wheel around hard.

It's for lighting a
campfire in the morning.

- I call it a spark jug.
- It's pretty amazing.

So you're an inventor?

- Well, I...
- This is very clever.

You know, if it was a little
smaller. You know, more compact.

Yeah. You mean, less cumbersome.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's doable. I'll think
about that. Thank you.

You ready? Yep.

You wanna tell me where
we're going? Uh, nope.

But I'll tell you what happened after
the villager came and asked for help.

Go back to Ipithia. Tell 'em
not to worry; we're on the way.

Oh, of course, Hercules.
Thank you. Thank you both.

Oh, and, uh, assure the
people that their gold shipment...

will arrive on time at noon.

Gold shipment, noon. Right.

Ipithia.

Isn't that where
your girlfriend lives?

Don't start. Come on, Hercules.

Ever since you saved that
woman... What's her name?

Uh, Lucretiana. Boy, she's been
carrying a torch for you bigger than...

What was I supposed to do,
huh? Let her fall off the bridge?

No, of course not. But then you
didn't have to go and lead her on.

I did not lead her on, Iolaus.

Oh, come on. "Of course
I'll be back, Lucretiana.

That's a promise."

Well, it's true, isn't
it? We're goin' back.

Yeah, but, Hercules, do you
have any idea how that sounds?

You've got to learn to say "no."

That's great advice
coming from you.

You've got so many notches on your
belt, I'm surprised your pants stay up.

Oh! Well, listen.

At least I know how to
let a woman down gently.

- That's not what I've heard.
- Okay. All right.

From now on, you'll not hear another
word about this matter from my lips.

Great. My day's
lookin' better already.

Oh, hey, one more thing.
What gold shipment?

So if there's a rumor
of a gold shipment,

then the thieves
who stole the ruby will

wanna stick around
and try to chance it, huh?

Not thieves... thief. Singular.

Autolycus?

He's just arrogant
enough to think that...

the ruby's curse
won't hurt him. Curse?

So we'll find Autolycus,
get the town out of danger,

- and teach him
not to play with cats.
- There's a curse?

Maybe I've been too easy on
Autolycus. What do you think?

Greece to Hercules. What curse?

The curse.

I mean, the curse. What do you think
I've been talking about all this time?

Geez!

You gonna stand there all day?

Oh!

Oh! Hercules, I've
been warmer on ice!

- It'll be fine
once you get in.
- Do I have to?

Listen, my Uncle Krysagus, he bathed
once a month. He never heard a complaint.

- Your uncle was deaf.
- That's beside the point.

Look, I... I will go in later...

when the sun's higher
and the water's warmer.

Suit yourself. I mean, if you
wanna smell like a stable.

- Oh, great! Now you're mad.
- No, I'm not. You have a right to stink.

Yes, you are! I can always
tell when you're mad.

Your-Your nostrils flare.

Look.

Just try and let it out.
Huh? You'll feel a lot better.

Hercules!

Oh, that is so cold!

Hercules!

You know, you're
right. I do feel better.

Are you sure you guys
were friends? The best.

You sound like you drove each
other crazy. That's what friends are for.

Look, Iolaus and I spent more time
together than we did by ourselves.

Teasing each other was our
way of showing that we cared.

Well, if I said anything like that
to the Sovereign, he'd have...

Well, you weren't
exactly friends.

Ow! What happened?

Oh, it's a splinter.
Well, are you all right?

It's a splinter. Oh.

- Uh, what's that
on your face?
- Huh?

- Oh, oh, these. It helps me see.
- Really?

Yeah. See, I discovered that...

curved glass bends the light.

- It sharpens my focus.
- Do you know how many people
could benefit from this?

You think? Absolutely.

Yeah, but it gets so tiring holding
them up in front of your face all the time.

Well, what if you put, you know,

side pieces on 'em
that rested on your ears?

That's a great idea! That's the
second time you've helped me today.

Well, they're your ideas. Yeah,
but we make a good team, don't we?

Yeah, we do.

Maybe I should stop
talking about the other Iolaus.

Well, to tell you the truth, at first I
wasn't really interested, but, um...

Well, now I'm kind of curious.

- "Kind of"?
- Yeah. What did you guys
talk about?

Oh, we, uh,

covered all the burning
issues of the day.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What
do you call a thirsty Hydra?

What?

De-Hydra.

Get it? Thirsty? De-Hydra?

Have you ever noticed you
always laugh at your own jokes?

What are you saying? Maybe they'd
be funnier if you kept a straight face.

Oh, okay, okay. So
first, you throw me in

the river where I tear
my pants on a branch.

Then you say I don't know how to
tell a joke. I'm the king of comedy.

All right. I'm sorry about your
pants. I'll make you a new pair.

- You sew?
- If I have to.

My mother taught me.
Hey, can you crochet?

What I'd really
like is an afghan.

Here, hold still.
What are you doing?

I wanna measure your
inseam. Get out of there!

Besides, I'm more of an
off-the-rack kind of guy.

Fine, if you don't want
a free pair of pants.

You're doing it again. What?

Your nostrils are flaring.

I don't flare. Yes, you do.

No, I don't. You do so.

I do not flare!

Okay. Hey, wait a minute. Tell
me about the panther's curse.

It hunts the thief down and
tears him apart limb from limb?

Yep. Not a good
day to be Autolycus.

No. Wait.

Off the spruce
branch, hit the oak,

through the hollow
stump, over the bird's nest,

nothing but splash.

Your turn, buddy.

Okay.

Watch this.

Oh!

Huh. You okay?

I'd like to see you try that.

You know, it's getting late.
We'd better get to Ipithia.

Iolaus! This way.

Get the children!

Hurry! The panther
will destroy everything!

No, wait! Listen!

Look, I swear, Hercules
promised he'd show up.

Then where is he? He's there.

Hercules! It's really him!

Hercules!

Whoa! Hi. Iolaus, you
wanna give me a hand here?

Look like you're doing fine by
yourself. I'll go find Autolycus.

Yeah, thanks. Lucretiana!

Get away from him!
He's mine! He's mine!

Shoo! Shoo! Hey! Hey! Hey!

After all, he did come
back for me. Lucretiana.

It's good to see you. Oh!

Don't speak. Just hold me.

Well, it's almost noon,
unless this obelisk is fast.

And still, no sign
of the gold. Dilocks!

What are you doin' here?
Where's the ruby, Autolycus?

Ruby? Haven't seen her in years.

But I can tell ya... she
was a real redhead.

Hey, glad to see Hercules
let you off the leash.

You are so predictable. You
see, there's no gold shipment,

because we set you up.

- Now, where's the ruby?
- Ah, you're screwy.

I am not the robber with the
ruby from the panther of Ipithia.

Okay, fine.

Guess you won't have to
worry about the panther's curse.

Curse?

No, no, no. Superstition
and folklore, my good friend.

It's only there to keep
the natives in line.

I am no dupe. There's
no such thing as a curse.

You were saying?

Hercules, this place you're
taking me to, isn't there a shortcut?

This is the shortcut. Oh, no.

Hercules and Iolaus!
My friends! Come and eat.

Oh, great. I'm starving.

- You could be the first to try
my latest delicacy.
- Iolaus, wait!

- What is that?
- Breaded weasel nose.

Helps stave off dandruff
and control boot rash.

- I tried to warn you.
- It's my fault.

In my world, Falafel
is the Sovereign's chef.

People come running from
miles around to taste his food.

Well, here, they run
for miles to avoid it.

Are you all right, Iolaus?

Uh, he's not who you
think he is, Falafel.

What are you telling
me, that this isn't Iolaus?

- That's right.
- But he looks like...

Iolaus.

- And he sounds like...
- Iolaus.

So what do I call you? Iolaus.

Nice to see you again, Falafel.
It was life-threatening as usual.

Nice to meet you... Iolaus.

Guess I can expect that
reaction from everybody I meet.

Well, it's gonna take time for
you to get used to this world,

and it's gonna take time for
this world to get used to you.

It'll take longer
while I'm with you.

Maybe.

You know, you and Iolaus do
have something in common. Oh.

There are times that he felt
like he was living in my shadow.

Now I'm living in his
shadow. Yeah, but deep down,

he knew that I always saw
him for who he truly was.

And he did the same for me.

In the end, that was
good enough for both of us.

So what happened
when the obelisk fell?

Was there an earthquake? No,
it has something to do with him.

You see? You are
cursed. You stole the ruby.

Oh, that was just a random
accident. It proves nothing.

All right, go ahead.
Search me if you want.

You will not find anything.

Oh, nothing. Ooh!

Hey, you planted that.

Service for six.

You know, eight's too
many, four's not enough.

Turn around. Hands up. Come on.

Uh, from the relieved
citizens of Ipithia.

Yeah, like you relieved them of
the key to the city. Ah, phooey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Where did ya hide it?

Iolaus, I swear to you on my
grandmother's hallowed grave,

I hid it nowhere in this village...
the ruby that I didn't take.

You swallowed it, didn't you?

Swallowed it? Come on. Even
Autolycus wouldn't be stupid enough to...

Uh...

You might wanna avoid the
special today at the tavern.

Fricasseed warthog
with a muskrat flambé.

Uh, big guy?

So what did you,
um, tell Lucretiana?

I didn't have to. She's engaged.
The wedding is this afternoon.

- Hey, you're messin' up
my hair!
- You did it again, didn't ya?

Didn't have to say "no." Didn't
even have to let her down gently.

Yeah, or me either.

We're never gonna
convince him this curse is real.

Well, not until the
panther comes to life.

Yeah, but by then, he'll
be dead. It's too late.

He can't run, he can't hide,
because now he's a panther magnet.

Yeah, well, I imagine that
panther just tracks you down...

and tears ya open
limb from limb.

Course, if he wants to
work this out for himself...

You know what? We should
wish him luck. We should.

All right, I swallowed it! But I had no
choice. They were searching everyone.

You didn't have to
steal it in the first place.

Don't you see,
man? I got a problem.

It's a sickness. If I was the last
man on Earth, I'd steal from myself.

Oh, come on, Hercules. You
and I, we go back a long way.

Huh? You can't let
me die! I don't want to!

Well, there is one other
way to get the jewel out, but...

Ah, ah, ah! That's
a little harsh.

These'll do the
trick. Thank you.

One bag of prunes. Oh, prunes!

Ooh, I hate prunes. They
remind me of my grandmother.

I thought you said your grandmother
was dead. My point exactly.

Start eating. Oh,
fellas, please.

This isn't necessary. I'm
as regular as a sundial.

Autolycus, make the most of it.

This could be your
last meal. That's right.

So sit... and eat.

Oh!

Now all we can do is wait.

Yeah.

Hey, look there. You know, I've always
wanted to play a musical instrument.

Me too. That's one big
regret of mine. Really?

Yeah. At last...
something you can't do.

Prunes, anybody? Prunes?

Free prunes. Prunes?

Mmm, thank you. Take some
more. They're good for you.

Excuse me. Can I
have that lute, please?

Hercules!

Lucretiana.

Aren't you supposed
to be gettin' married?

Oh, wonderful news, darling.

I broke it off with my
groom-to-be. You did?

I couldn't deny what I felt
when you held me close. Oh.

Just say "no," Hercules.

Well, you know, Lucretiana,
I... I feel that we should...

No, I really think we...
Oh, sure. I feel it too.

We hear each other's
unspoken thoughts. We do?

Mm-hmm. Come on. You
have to meet my family. Family.

Congratulations, buddy.

All right. I finished
those prunes.

Where's he going?
He's gone to get married.

Ah. True love.

Our boy's growing up so quickly.

What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with me? I'm dying,

and I've only just begun
to bite into the thighs of life.

Don't you get it, man?
Every moment is precious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not this one.

♪♪

Unbelievable. Yeah,
and it's my first time too.

No. The rock. I'm
talking about the rock.

Notice how the sunlight enhances
the little tiny flecks of lavender,

like a constellation of color
in a firmament of stone.

♪♪

And this.

Remarkable. Words
can't describe it.

Try "weed."

Hey, Hercules. Hey.

Everything work out?
I... Well, not exactly.

Come on, Hercules. How can you
keep her hanging on for so long?

I was about to set
everything straight, I swear.

But then her family
surrounded us.

She looked so happy.
What was I supposed to do?

Repeat after me. "No." No.

Don't argue with me on
this, Hercules. Just say "no."

No.

This is for your own good.
Can't you see that? Say "no."

Iolaus, I said "no." Okay, fine.

If that's how you wanna be, just
don't expect me to hold the ring.

Hello, Mr. Caterpillar.

What's with him? Ah, don't ask.

Isn't that amazing?

It's my first time. Yes, it is.

Excuse me, Hercules?

My daughter is very ill.

It would mean the world to her
if you'd come and pay her a visit.

Well, of course.

Lead the way.

Can Mr. Caterpillar
come too? Yeah, why not.

And Mr. Rock and Mrs.
Weed and the whole family.

Go free,
Mr. Caterpillar. Go free.

I'm happy to see you too.
How you feeling today?

So, um, anything
else come to pass?

No, nothing yet.

I hope you and Hercules have a
backup plan in case I'm backed up.

Please.

Uh, I have
something to tell you.

Aw.

Hey, there, old-timer.

Say, I'll bet you could tell me a thing
or two about smelling the roses, huh?

Hey, you! Is that
Hercules over there?

Why, um, yes, it is, sonny.

And I'm his partner, Iolaus.

I don't care who you are. I wanna
see how strong Hercules is. Get him!

Um, has any...
Anybody ever told you...

that it's... It's rude
to throw things?

Do I look like I care?
Shut up and get Hercules.

I want Hercules! I want
Hercules! I want Hercules!

Listen, you know,

when I was a little boy,
well, I was really bad too.

I told lies and, why,
I was even a thief.

But Hercules came along, and he
taught me a very important lesson:

Never strangle children.

No, no, no. I'm just joking.
No, the real lesson is, um...

Well, there's good inside
everybody, even you.

Gee, thanks, mister.
That's okay, son.

What a brave old soul,

facing death with such dignity.

Oh, the humanity. What's that?

Oh, just a grocery list.

You know, a few
simple purchases till I...

Wait.

"I, Tregorn of Ipithia,

leave all my worldly
goods to Autolycus."

I can't believe it! You
stole the old man's will!

I didn't steal it. He
thought I was his grandson.

Autolycus, when are
you gonna realize...

that this whole
curse thing is a sign?

A sign to you that you've gotta
make some changes in your life.

And I don't mean
talking to caterpillars.

Iolaus... I think you're right.

Well, that's it. Of course.

I'm being punished for my sins.

Well, I swear right
now if I live through this,

I'll give up my thieving
ways and live a righteous life.

Save me! Show me the light!

Fire! Fire! Come on! Quickly!

Light enough for ya? Come on!

Fire! Fire!

It's all right. You'll be okay.

Hey, get your hands
off me, monkey butt!

Hey, would you just quit it?

I want Hercules to
save me, not you!

Nice kid. Yeah, the
son I never wanted.

Don't worry. I'll get him. Take it
easy, old-timer. You'll be all right.

Iolaus, I'm getting the urge.

Right.

Hurry up! Quickly!

That's everyone.

Whoo-hoo! Hercules saved
me! I'm the king of the world!

All right. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Let me
take a look at you.

Oh, you'll just be fine. Go on.

Take care.

Hey, now, you know what?
Autolycus was right back there.

Huh? We may need a backup plan.

Speaking of which, where is he?

I don't know. He went
to find a friendly bush.

Huh.

Let me try.

Oh, yeah, right.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Yeah! All right!

♪♪

- I thought you said
you didn't play.
- I didn't know I had it in me.

- Over there!
- Hercules!

Whoa! Over there!

Come back, Hercules!

♪ Why does it always
have to be like this ♪

♪ Just don't understand
Is it something I missed ♪

♪ It's the one thing
that you can't do ♪

♪ You can knit me a
sweater sweep the barn too ♪

♪ The problem is
you can't say no ♪

♪ And so we run around and
run around and go, go, go ♪

♪ It's gonna be
the death of you ♪

♪ Well, maybe not but
it'll be the death of me ♪

♪ The rest of us we fumble
along ♪ How'd they do that?

♪ Forgotten wanderers
'cause we're not so strong ♪

♪ Sometimes, well
I've just got to laugh ♪

♪ When the glass is empty
you say that there's half ♪

♪ Why do they always
find you beguilin' ♪

♪ What's there about you
that keeps 'em smilin' ♪

♪ Somebody tell me
I just wanna know ♪

♪ I think I already know ♪
♪ You got the best of it ♪

♪ Forget the rest of it ♪

♪ I can't begin to do ♪

♪ All the things that
come so easy to you ♪

♪ Every time you turn
admiring glances ♪

♪ While those in love
just take their chances ♪

♪♪

There!

Hercules!

♪♪

Shh!

Autolycus!

Oh! Autolycus!

Tell the whole
village, why don't ya.

Hey, hey, hey! Can't a guy
have any privacy around here?

Sorry, sorry. Um, I didn't realize
there was a full moon back there.

So, um, everything
come out all right?

No.

It's a false alarm. Listen!

That panther is gonna be
coming to your door very soon,

and he's not gonna
be selling flowers.

We're running
out of time! Iolaus,

we've always been the best
of friends. No, we haven't.

And now that I'm just a stone's throw
away from bodily dismemberment,

I want you to have
my grappling hook.

Don't forget me, buddy.

Autolycus, listen.

You're not going to die. Do you really
think Hercules and I would let that happen?

You mean you think
there's still hope?

Well, of course there's
hope. There's always...

Give me that back! Hope.

A net? You think a net
is gonna hold that thing?

Look, while you were out in
the woods trying to take a...

You know, I, uh, I paid
Hephaestus a little visit,

and this is the
strongest net he had.

Besides, we only need to
hold the panther long enough...

for you to take... you know.

Yeah, so you feeling better now?

Oh, sure. Top of my game.

I've lost control of my body,
I'm stuffed full of prunes,

and now I'm about
to become cat chow.

Hercules, where have you been?

Lucretiana, you really
shouldn't be in here.

- It's not safe.
- Well, I'm not leaving
without you.

Everybody's waiting
for us at the temple.

And why aren't you
in your wedding suit?

You know, we have, uh, got a lot
to talk about, but now's not the time.

Ew! What's wrong with him?

Wait!

Now what?

Me-ow!

I don't think it's housebroken.

Here's my backup
plan to the backup plan.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Don't you worry about a
thing, doll. We're safe up here.

Oh!

You saved my life.
Well, uh, not yet.

Iolaus, distract it.

Distract it? Yeah.

Uh... Woof, woof, woof!

♪♪

- They say music soothes
the savage beast.
- I hope it's true.

Looks like it is true.

♪ I gave my love a ruby ♪

♪ Her beauty through it glows ♪

♪ We better keep on singing ♪

♪ Till Tartarus is froze ♪

♪ And if that cat gets wise ♪

♪ We'll be jammed
between his toes ♪

♪♪

What do you expect? I
only paid two dinars for it.

Oh, nice kitty.

He's choking on the jewel!

Get him out of there!

Come here, kitty. Come on.

Cough it up!

Yuck.

Hmm.

Lucky shot. We have to talk.

Talk? Uh, Iolaus? That's it.

To get the ruby, you
gotta get the whole panther.

Don't even think about it!

All right, you Goody Two-shoes.

Ladies, please.

I'll get to each of
you one at a time.

Or in some other combination. Don't
forget to tell 'em this is all your fault.

Oh, why spoil their
fun? Oh! Have mercy.

I could get used to this
hero business. You'd better.

Because now that
you've given up being a

thief, you're gonna
want a new line of work.

What? When did I say that?
Oh, that was just the curse talking.

- Look, you can't prove a thing.
- You see, I...

Oh. Oh, I, uh,
gotta run. Whoa-oa!

Gotta see a man
about a gem! Whoa-oa!

Looks like he finally
had to go. Yeah.

Boy, hope it doesn't hit the
fans. Say, where's Lucretiana?

Turns out seeing the hazards of our
lifestyle was a little too much for her.

She's going back to her fiancé.

Unbelievable.

You've done it again, haven't
it? You've not said "no."

No. Oh, by the
way, I made you this.

An afghan. You
said you wanted one.

When did you have
time to make this?

Oh, I had all day. I thought it
might help you to sleep better.

Oh! Gee, thanks, buddy.

It was my pleasure.
Mmm. Nice and cuddly.

So, what are we
havin' for dinner?

Oh, I thought
I'd... Wait a minute.

Why do I always do the cooking?
Because you're the better cook.

Oh.

You know, I think I finally
figured you out. Oh, yeah?

You pretend that I'm better at everything
so you don't have to do anything.

No idea what you're
talkin' about. Yes, you do.

Oh! Is it much further?

We're already there. Huh?

Wait a minute.

This is Iolaus, isn't it? Yep.

I, uh... I don't
feel comfortable.

I feel like I don't belong here.

I'll... give you a moment
alone. That's not necessary.

I've had hundreds of 'em.

He's at peace now.

I admire his choice in views.

Iolaus loved this place.

We used to come up here
as kids and talk about...

all the great adventures
we were gonna have.

Dreams.

I can understand that.
Wonderful thing is, ours came true.

I, um... I saw him once,
you know, in passing.

I bet you've been carrying him
around with you ever since you got here.

Now I think it's time
we both let him rest.

Well... this is, um, awkward.

You know, I, uh...

I never thought in my wildest
dreams that I'd ever have a friend...

like Hercules.

I, um... I guess knowing
how close you two were...

just made me feel like I
didn't belong, you know?

Kind of like, um, a ghost...

living in everybody
else's dreams.

I'm never gonna be
able to replace you.

I just, uh... I just hope...

there's a little
of you inside me.

Okay.

You ready? Yeah.

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