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Come see the
Sultan of Caspia's...
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private touring collection...
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of priceless artifacts.
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Short time only.
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Welcome, my friends.
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Welcome, in the spirit of
friendship and fair exchange.
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Your Majesty. Ahh.
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Exquisite.
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My visit to Greece will
prove most rewarding...
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when I return with
rarities such as these.
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You want rarities,
Your Highness?
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I got rarities.
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I represent a stable of
artisans, young and promising...
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but highly talented.
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Here's an original Picassus!
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Hmm? Notice the abstraction,
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the line, the big,
blue eye of Hercules.
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And... we have Warholius,
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who's fast gaining a
reputation from here to Crete.
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Marvelous. I'll take them all.
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Young and promising, yes.
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But actually, the works are already
flying off gallery shelves for top dinar.
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Naturally! Such beauty
comes at a steep price.
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As is my custom, I offer
a choice of remuneration.
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You may choose
either a bag of gold...
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Gold is good.
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Or... you may choose...
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from among my humble
collection of antiquities.
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Oh!
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What's that? Louder.
I can hardly hear you.
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Ah! Now I understand!
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"Steal me."
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Well, if you insist.
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Now, let me get this straight. We can
choose whatever we want from in there?
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Oh, as much as you can carry,
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until the sand glass runs out.
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Um... I pick door number two.
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Oh, this is gonna be good!
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Greedy fools. No one
ever takes the gold.
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Hmm.
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These and those...
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Shop till you drop.
This could start a trend.
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Hmm?
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Oh!
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Mama!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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- Salmoneus.
- Autolycus?
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- I saw it first!
- In case you forgot,
I'm the King of Thieves.
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Which means it doesn't matter who saw
it first, 'cause it all comes back to me.
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Says you, buddy!
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Oh, it's a death trap! The
sultan's full of surprises.
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Let go! You let go,
Piss-and-Moanius!
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Huh?
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Oh, don't look so bug-eyed!
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Haven't you ever
seen a genie before?
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Now, what was that
again? Oh, yeah.
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Your wish is my command.
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This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued
mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared to
challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
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wherever an
innocent would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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Hail!
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So you're a genie.
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One for tall, dark, and, uh,
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not too bad to look at.
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So... my wish is
your command, huh?
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No, my wish is her
command! I saw it first!
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Oh, both of you shut up!
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Now,
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I'm supposed to grant
one wisher three wishes.
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Seeing there's two of you, I
guess I'll have to improvise.
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Um, you'll share.
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Share? With him? Oh, no, no, no.
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If word got out, I'd
be a laughingstock.
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Too late for that,
Prince of Pilfering.
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- Say, how'd you like a fat lip
to go with the rest of you?
- Stop your arguing.
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It's my way or the highway.
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Oh.
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You each get one wish,
and then you split the third.
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Well, as long as
you put it that way.
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Maybe you're not
as dumb as you look.
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Okay, get in there
and remove the bodies.
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If anyone plans on
filching any gold teeth,
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remember the last man that tried now wears
his sandals where his kneecaps used to be.
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Hold 'em off, Sal! Whoa!
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I'll just hang onto
this for safekeeping.
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Where that lamp goes, I go.
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Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
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You took the words
right out of my mouth.
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My lamp! They stole my lamp!
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Have these infidels no honor?
What is the world coming to?
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Bring me their heads!
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I'm gonna be rich!
Rich, rich, rich!
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We are gonna be rich.
But I gotta tell you...
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Somehow, this is all too easy.
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I mean, for me, stealing treasure
beats having it handed to you any day.
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Yeah, stolen or handed
to me, I can use the money.
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Truth is, I suffered
a few setbacks lately.
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I mean, deals that should have
closed suddenly went south.
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I'm thinking maybe
I've lost the touch.
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When did you ever have
it? My friends! Welcome!
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Try this brew I concocted...
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from the roasted and
ground blend of a rare seed...
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The coffee bean.
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Ooh-hoo! Yowza! Well,
that'll certainly perk you up.
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I'll serve it in
different flavors...
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Goats' milk bean,
farkenberry bean.
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Customers can sit and drink...
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and listen to
philosophers and poets.
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Yeah, well, uh, thanks for the
jolt, daddy-o, but we gotta go.
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There she is.
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So, fellas, how do I look?
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I hear it's a hot new trend.
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Rule number one:
Never insult a genie.
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You look great! Uh, could
we get on with the wishes?
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First, a few ground rules.
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All wishes must be
for personal edification.
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Selfless acts of altruism for
the greater good are disallowed.
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Oh, and I was gonna
wish for world peace!
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Are you gonna read the whole
thing? We're gonna be here all day.
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As you wish.
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Who's first? Hmm?
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I wish I had...
Wait. Whoa, whoa.
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We gotta be careful. These
genies, from what I hear,
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they're always trying
to screw you, you know?
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You wish for a mountain
of gold, next thing
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you know, you're under
the mountain of gold.
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So, I'll dig myself out. No, there's
always some kind of catch factor.
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"Catch factor"? Yeah, you
know... the hook, the snag,
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the hidden angle the
wisher never sees coming.
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Run. Run! What
kind of a wish is that?
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Get 'em! Get 'em!
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Ooh. Sal!
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Right.
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Give us that! Sorry. Sorry.
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Careful, boys. Lose that
lamp, and you're out of luck.
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Ooh! This is exciting!
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Kiss and make up.
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How about a little
basket for your fruit?
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Chew on this.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Get out of my way.
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Uh-oh. Dead end.
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Oh! A little less
lip might be nice!
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And if it's not too big a strain, I
wish... Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Don't ask her for
anything. What are you,
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screwy? You want to
waste one of your wishes?
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Okay, I'm bored. No charge
for this one. It's on the house.
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- No charge?
- No charge.
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He-e-elp!
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Whoa!
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I think my ears popped.
That's some windburn.
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Sorry about that.
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I'm a little rusty.
Like the new 'do?
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Yeah! Yeah, now, that
one, that's-that's the real you.
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- Say, could we get on with it?
- Wish away, hot pants.
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Okay. There's only one thing
that I could possibly wish for...
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that would make me a
better thief than I already am.
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I wish I were invisible.
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Oh! How original. Your
turn, O Bearded One.
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Self-improvement!
That's the ticket.
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I might wish I were more
sensitive, less cynical.
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More in touch
with my inner child.
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Or... tougher.
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More aggressive. More athletic.
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I can't seem to narrow
it down to just one.
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I can't seem to care.
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There's never enough time in the
day for me to do everything I want to do.
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Bottom line... I wish there were
a way I could get more done.
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Okay.
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So, am I invisible? No.
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What do you think... I snap
my fingers and miracles happen?
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These things take planning.
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By the time you wake up tomorrow,
your wishes will have come true.
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But don't wait. Start
figuring out now...
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how you're gonna divvy
up wish number three.
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Ooh! That was the ugliest
outfit I have ever seen!
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Oh, and boys,
don't lose that lamp.
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It is ugly. Shut up!
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Well, we ought to be safe for the night.
I checked us in under phony names.
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Only one vacancy, huh?
Yeah. All they had left...
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was the, uh, honeymoon suite.
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Maybe one of us could sleep on
the floor. Thanks for volunteering.
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Keep it down, will you,
though? I'm a light sleeper.
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No, no, no, no. No. We're
gonna flip a coin on this one.
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Now, call it. Tails.
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Oh, you lose. I didn't see that.
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Okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I get the blanket. Fine.
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And I'll take the lamp. Hey,
hands off the merchandise.
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Your reputation precedes
you, O King of Thieves.
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All right. But don't let that lamp
out of your grubby little paws.
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Mmm!
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Good morning, Sal.
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Morning, Sal.
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Sweet mother of Zeus.
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Sal! Sal, wake up!
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What? I'm sleeping!
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I'm the one who's having a
nightmare. One of you is bad enough.
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Why are you torturing me?
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Aah!
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It's... It's me all over!
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You wish you could get more done in
a day? Well, with three of you around,
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you will.
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Hey! Ho-ho-ho. What about me?
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Well, now you see
me, now you don't.
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I can still see you. Must be
'cause we're in this together.
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Hey! I feel like a pretzel!
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Who rolled on me?
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I'm hungry!
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I would like some food, please.
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Must be the sensitive,
childlike me I wished for.
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Hey-yaah! Ooh-wah!
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Yeah! That got the kinks out.
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Huh? You must be
the tough, athletic me.
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Real fast on the
uptake, pea brain.
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No wonder they ain't been
buyin' what you been sellin'.
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Hey, this is great.
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While you get to know yourself,
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I'm gonna hit that sultan's
traveling treasure trove...
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and teach that shifty sheik
a lesson he'll never forget.
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Watch that lamp. Do it fast. We
still have one more wish to share.
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What do you mean...
you can't find them?
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If I don't get my lamp back,
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every sorry last one of you...
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will be shifting sand dunes from
one hill to the other for eternity!
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With a spoon. With a spoon!
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Well, don't-don't just
stand there. Hop to it.
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Oh, I've died and
gone to Elysium.
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Where, oh, where to begin?
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So, did I deliver or what?
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Satisfaction guaranteed...
That's my motto.
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Genie, baby, you are the bees'
knees. Now, watch and learn.
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This is the part
I like the most...
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00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,519
Watching the wisher's
dream come true.
246
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:48,789
Hello, baby!
247
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,786
Say, what gives?
248
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,656
I gave you what you
asked for, Mr. Wizard.
249
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,459
No, I asked to be
invisible, not intangible.
250
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,895
These things are
open to interpretation.
251
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,604
Oh, I knew it! There's
always a catch factor.
252
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:19,036
- How do I become normal?
- You asked for the power
to be invisible.
253
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:23,040
You didn't say anything
about being un-invisible.
254
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,677
Now, you listen to me, blondie.
255
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,584
I gotta warn Sal.
256
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,010
Look, Ma... no hands.
257
00:17:43,078 --> 00:17:45,012
And away we go.
258
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:49,684
Hey, are there any chicks
in this butt crack of a town?
259
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:53,087
I like a little action while I'm still
young enough to enjoy it, you know?
260
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,417
We're not going anywhere
till Autolycus gets back.
261
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,342
- Yeah, whatever.
- It's pretty.
262
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,661
Be careful with that!
263
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,291
We're gonna need that if we're
ever gonna get out of this mess.
264
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,667
Hey, Salmonei. The
jig is up. Am-scray.
265
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,808
Move your collective butts!
Move it, move it. move it! Come on!
266
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:19,246
Hey! Great. It's
Scumbag and Scumbag Jr.
267
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,510
Hey, where's the rest of me?
268
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,835
Forget about them. It's you and
that lamp we gotta keep in one piece.
269
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,012
Sal?
270
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,148
Where's the lamp?
271
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:42,002
Don't you have it? D'oh! One
simple job I give you to do.
272
00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:44,271
Now we gotta go back!
273
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,141
Look out.
274
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,798
Addictive, isn't it?
275
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,936
Ah! My friend.
276
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,506
Back for another sample?
277
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,776
I want my mommy!
278
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,746
I'm going to go broke
giving out freebies.
279
00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,836
Mmm!
280
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,475
More, please.
281
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:25,596
If you want any more, you're gonna
have to pay or trade, like everybody else.
282
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:32,653
Ooh!
283
00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:34,916
Now you really got my dander up!
284
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,960
Silence. All I want to know is
the whereabouts of my lamp.
285
00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:40,978
Hey!
286
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,447
What's it worth to
ya, Sheikmeister?
287
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,544
'Cause I know where
it's at, genie and all.
288
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:49,770
What genie? I never knew... Ohh!
289
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:53,357
You never knew!
290
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,771
You wanna waste time
measuring each other's dipsticks,
291
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,355
or you wanna cough up the gold,
and I'll make like pork and squeal?
292
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,173
Now, talk, you... Insolent
toad. Yeah, whatever.
293
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,020
It's the same place your
brain-dead honor guard picked me up.
294
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,396
Lucky for me they're
both blind and stupid.
295
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,565
I'll get it, sire. If it isn't
there, I'll have you...
296
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,597
Hung by the gonads till I
beg for mercy. Yeah, whatever.
297
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,632
Gotta fly. See you later.
298
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,672
Hey! Waa-haa!
299
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:33,397
Hey! He's got my gold! Get him!
300
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,629
It was here! I'm sure of it!
301
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,865
"No, no. You shouldn't hold
it. You're the King of Thieves."
302
00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,234
The sultan's men must have
taken it! Search everywhere.
303
00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,191
Find that lamp!
304
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:47,661
Wait a minute. They don't
have it. We don't have it.
305
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,264
It didn't just get up and
walk away, Sal... Sal!
306
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,049
Open the door!
307
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,218
They must be inside!
308
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,275
- Tear the place apart!
- It's here somewhere. Look over there.
309
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,778
I've seen musicians leave
hotel rooms in better shape.
310
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,932
Thank you.
311
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,809
Uh-oh. There he
is! Grab him, quick!
312
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,317
The bad men!
313
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,253
Bow before the Sultan of Caspia!
314
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,840
You thought you could escape.
315
00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:35,108
The lamp wasn't
where you promised.
316
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,746
For lying, your
punishment will be...
317
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,748
Look, will you stop
that blubbering?
318
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,069
Good. Now cut off his tongue.
319
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,661
No! I... I... I...
320
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,663
I know where the pretty lamp is.
321
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,349
Speak now, while you still can.
322
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:04,288
I... I gave it to the bean man.
323
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:07,307
Let me top that off for you.
324
00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:11,612
Back in a moment.
325
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,149
This is the place! Ah. Welcome.
326
00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:21,707
Let's go! Hey!
Th-Th-That's my...
327
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,275
kettle.
328
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,931
No problem.
329
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:47,497
Sire, your royal lamp.
330
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:53,421
Ah!
331
00:22:53,489 --> 00:23:00,394
Genie, I command you... appear!
332
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,701
You told me there
was a genie inside.
333
00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:14,141
Show me how to
summon it... or die!
334
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,829
It's not my fault.
335
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,627
It's not my... I don't...
336
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:25,569
Fools! This is the wrong lamp!
337
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:29,139
Go find me the real one!
338
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,575
Or join him on
the chopping block.
339
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:35,746
- I don't know!
- Go. Get away.
340
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,982
It's not my fault!
341
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,807
Whoa!
342
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,999
We have it this time!
Come on. Let's go.
343
00:24:02,558 --> 00:24:05,024
Get a move on, Sal.
Look. They're getting closer.
344
00:24:05,093 --> 00:24:08,106
What do you care? With you invisible, I'm
gonna wind up taking lumps for both of us.
345
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:11,048
They have marvelous
mud baths in this town.
346
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,637
Genie, can I just say
something about your new outfit?
347
00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:17,971
Wow!
348
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,090
Boy, it must be tough,
349
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,592
bottled up in that lamp
millennium after millennium...
350
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,211
A hot little number like you.
351
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,866
Tell me about it.
I'm a party animal.
352
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,902
Only, the parties always
seem to be passing me by.
353
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,789
They say I'm the fastest
hands in the known world.
354
00:24:35,858 --> 00:24:38,809
Oh, sure, I could show
you how I use 'em,
355
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,745
but of course, I'd
have to be... tangible.
356
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,564
Sorry, sweet cheeks.
357
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,034
I'd lose my membership
in the Genie Society...
358
00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:49,519
if I fell for a limp
come-on line like that.
359
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,517
I may be intangible. Nobody
said anything about limp.
360
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:56,159
That's him! Creep!
361
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:59,162
- Pervert!
- Swine!
362
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:05,535
- Who am I?
- Looks like you've been
a naughty boy.
363
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:09,473
No! It wasn't me! It must have
been my-my tough, aggressive self!
364
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,892
It wasn't me!
365
00:25:12,962 --> 00:25:15,963
You see what I have
to put up... with-with?
366
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:20,345
Over here!
367
00:25:20,369 --> 00:25:22,452
Look everywhere.
368
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,606
Uh-oh. Sal! Sal?
369
00:25:26,675 --> 00:25:29,426
And my wish was
for self-improvement.
370
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,346
And so I was split into
three different parts.
371
00:25:32,414 --> 00:25:34,882
And one of the
parts, who's tough...
372
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,884
He's the one that assaulted you.
373
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,519
And I don't know what he
did, but it wasn't me! I promise!
374
00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:43,957
I was... I've got a
terrific headache.
375
00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:47,243
Y... You have beautiful eyes.
Could you give me a neck rub?
376
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,030
Uh-oh!
377
00:25:50,099 --> 00:25:52,015
Whoa!
378
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,735
There he is! Get him!
379
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,807
Ohh!
380
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:03,226
That's gotta hurt! Yeah!
381
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,233
Take him to the sultan!
382
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,280
Ooh. That was close.
383
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,171
For you, maybe.
Nobody's fast enough...
384
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,307
to lay a glove on me, eagle eye.
385
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,521
All right, tough guy,
where's the real Salmoneus?
386
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,946
Uh, he must be the one
under the 20-guy pileup.
387
00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:29,319
Oh, great. Now the
crybaby cometh. Relax!
388
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,756
All he needs is
a little tough love.
389
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,709
Oh!
390
00:26:39,948 --> 00:26:42,032
Snap out of it!
391
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,602
Huh?
392
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,721
Okay.
393
00:26:47,789 --> 00:26:49,890
I get it. I'm being punished.
394
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,583
I've been deceived!
395
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,802
You told me if I rubbed this
lamp, a genie would appear.
396
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,290
Your Worshipfulness, the last
wish belongs to Autolycus and me.
397
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,392
- Maybe if I rubbed it...
- Silence!
398
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:12,662
I'm sick of being
played for a fool.
399
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:16,400
Return that to the gallery!
And as for the infidel...
400
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,868
Off with his tongue, Caliph?
401
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,804
No.
402
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,657
Off with his head!
403
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,414
Oh! I can't die! I'm young!
404
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,461
I haven't seen the world.
405
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,964
I'm the sole support of
children I haven't even had yet!
406
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:46,546
Shame you lost the lamp.
I can't help you without it.
407
00:27:46,615 --> 00:27:49,694
Yeah, and I can't help
'cause I can't touch anything.
408
00:27:49,718 --> 00:27:51,652
Go get 'em, Pepe.
409
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,287
Watch and applaud.
410
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,860
- Hey-whoa!
- Ho-ho!
411
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,720
Get them!
412
00:28:20,015 --> 00:28:22,999
Ooh!
413
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,146
That'll teach you to
pick on innocent children.
414
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,837
Hey! Psst! Untie me. Come on.
415
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:35,512
Yeah. Okay. Come on. Come on.
416
00:28:43,205 --> 00:28:44,938
Aah!
417
00:28:59,088 --> 00:29:01,955
No offense...
You're not my type.
418
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,944
Ya schmucks! You
can't lay a glove on me!
419
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,450
Ooh! You've had it, Sultan.
420
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,452
We're gonna rock your Casbah.
421
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,288
Who said that?
422
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,290
Who's there?
423
00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:25,562
Don't flip out. That's my job.
424
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,798
Hey-yaah!
425
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,551
Okay, let's split while
the splittin's good.
426
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,553
So to speak.
427
00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:38,625
Fools! It's a trick!
428
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,495
That's it, people. Bow...
429
00:29:41,563 --> 00:29:44,498
before the
awe-inspiring miracle..
430
00:29:44,566 --> 00:29:46,900
That is me.
431
00:29:46,968 --> 00:29:49,803
Ooh! I think he's my favorite.
432
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,174
Look at us. Couple
of winners, huh?
433
00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:56,721
I couldn't be happy the way I was. I
had to be greedy and wish for more.
434
00:29:56,745 --> 00:29:59,958
Yeah, and I was already
perfection. How could I improve?
435
00:29:59,982 --> 00:30:01,998
All right. Here's the plan.
436
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:04,946
You corral the twins. We're gonna
work together and get that lamp back.
437
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,303
Sounds good. Put 'er there.
438
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,650
You did that on
purpose. Did not.
439
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:09,951
Did too. Did too.
Did not. Did not.
440
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,815
Did not! Did too. Did not. See?
441
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,844
Stop it!
442
00:30:22,170 --> 00:30:24,237
Come on, fellas. We
haven't got all day.
443
00:30:26,275 --> 00:30:28,208
I'm scared!
444
00:30:28,277 --> 00:30:31,494
It's so high! Don't look down.
445
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,563
It's like a game. Remember?
446
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,015
Don't be such a weenie.
447
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,719
- You're a Salmoneus. Act like one.
- He is.
448
00:30:47,696 --> 00:30:50,947
Now, take this and
keep it out of the way.
449
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,999
Attaboy.
450
00:30:56,138 --> 00:30:59,184
Okay. Loop it over
the top. Nice and tight.
451
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:01,758
- I got it.
- Is it tight?
- I got it.
452
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:05,162
- It's gotta be tight.
- I heard you
the second time!
453
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,444
Careful. Don't knock that
lamp over, or you're a goner!
454
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,601
Hey! You're making him nervous.
455
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,015
- Hey, you with the pike,
get it up here.
- I got it.
456
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,557
Higher! You wanna kill yourself?
457
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,538
You may choose as many
items as you can carry...
458
00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,746
until the sand glass runs out.
459
00:31:22,815 --> 00:31:26,099
- Good luck, my friends.
- Okay. On three.
460
00:31:27,402 --> 00:31:34,257
One, two, three!
461
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,765
Excuse me.
462
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,086
Okay, guys. Spread
out like I said.
463
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:48,137
Infidels.
464
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:51,167
This time, don't fall for
their treachery. Get them!
465
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,345
Search behind the chest!
466
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,275
This way!
467
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,679
- No, over here!
- Look out. Coming through.
468
00:32:12,747 --> 00:32:16,633
I may be invisible, but I'm still
better-looking than any one of you jamokes.
469
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:19,018
We gotta catch him first!
470
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,555
Hey.
471
00:32:59,294 --> 00:33:01,294
Come on!
472
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,367
All right, guys. That's the way.
473
00:33:07,435 --> 00:33:09,435
Oh, Sal.
474
00:33:12,775 --> 00:33:16,242
Whoa-ho! Oh, Sal, I didn't
know you had it in you.
475
00:33:17,446 --> 00:33:19,746
Forget about it.
476
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,238
All right. Let's get
this show on the road.
477
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,764
You're starting to
rub me the wrong way.
478
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,719
That's a little genie humor.
479
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,922
Yeah, well, put a cork in it,
'cause it's time for our shared wish.
480
00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,940
I'm all ears, toots.
481
00:33:48,009 --> 00:33:49,889
Okay. Here goes nothin'.
482
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,496
Our last wish is... We
give up our last wish.
483
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:56,500
- Take a pass.
- Forfeit our rights.
- Cease and desist.
484
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,335
This is highly
unorthodox. Are you sure?
485
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:02,472
You bet your phony wig I'm sure.
You think we were born yesterday?
486
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,775
We were. - Shut up!
487
00:34:09,064 --> 00:34:11,225
See, no matter what we wish
for, it's just gonna become...
488
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:13,227
the big daddy of
all miseries, so...
489
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,971
We're gonna do the clever thing
and wash our hands of the whole mess.
490
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:20,857
Very well. Your
wish is my command.
491
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:27,246
And now, boys,
your souls are mine!
492
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,982
What?
493
00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:35,255
Article 19, section five:
494
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,957
"The wisher vows to
exercise the sum total...
495
00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:40,794
"of all three wishes.
496
00:34:40,862 --> 00:34:44,697
Any concession results in the
immediate forfeiture of rights."
497
00:34:44,766 --> 00:34:48,166
"Come on. Don't read the
whole thing. We'll be here all day."
498
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:52,538
Always read the fine print.
499
00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:55,291
Bye, bye, boys.
500
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:06,619
Where are we? Don't you get it?
501
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,921
We're inside the lamp.
502
00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:12,625
Oh-ho! Wait a minute. No
walls can stop me. Remember?
503
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:15,295
Well, best of luck
to you, buddy. Wait!
504
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,898
Our first wishes are over.
I don't think you can still...
505
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,901
do that.
506
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,688
Welcome to my world.
507
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:29,208
It's not much, but...
we call it home.
508
00:35:29,277 --> 00:35:31,294
Huh?
509
00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:37,116
Looks like we have
some new arrivals.
510
00:35:37,185 --> 00:35:39,268
Let me guess.
511
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:42,672
You're all former wishers who
defaulted on your souls? Mm-hmm.
512
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:46,176
You tricked us. You made
the first two wishes so horrible...
513
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,311
you knew we'd have
to give up the last one.
514
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,563
Hey! Don't hang that on me.
515
00:35:50,632 --> 00:35:53,366
Some of my clients
are perfectly satisfied.
516
00:35:53,435 --> 00:35:56,702
Why, take that fine
gentleman there.
517
00:35:56,771 --> 00:36:00,440
He used to be a
shepherd. For his first wish,
518
00:36:00,508 --> 00:36:02,789
he wanted to be
able to talk to his flock.
519
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,495
I like sheep.
520
00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,665
For his second wish,
he wanted to grow wool...
521
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,535
so he could experience
firsthand the joys of...
522
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,582
All right. We get the
idea. Get us out of here.
523
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,357
Sorry. Kick back. Meet the gang.
524
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:20,493
I'm gonna go back outside,
maybe find another sucker or two...
525
00:36:20,562 --> 00:36:23,463
before settling down
and calling it a millennium.
526
00:36:23,532 --> 00:36:26,099
Later.
527
00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:28,601
Rule number two... Shut up!
528
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:38,111
Look! The sultan's
lamp. Grab it.
529
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,547
Whoa! Oh, what's going on?
530
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,549
We're being moved.
531
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,368
Happens every so
often. You get used to it.
532
00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:57,213
I'm nervous enough...
533
00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,810
without living the rest
of my life in Quake City.
534
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:03,286
Say, that gives me an idea.
535
00:37:07,776 --> 00:37:11,177
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to get us
out of here.
536
00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:22,522
Oh-ho-ho.
537
00:37:22,591 --> 00:37:25,742
Got it, Sal? Here we go.
538
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,429
Okay.
539
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,475
All right. The
rest of you. Yeah!
540
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,379
Together we can
make this work. That's it.
541
00:37:35,036 --> 00:37:36,986
Rock-a-bye, baby.
542
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:41,090
Ha! Put your backs into it!
543
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,459
That's it, fellas!
Genie-weenie, here we come!
544
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,764
I'm getting seasick!
545
00:37:53,288 --> 00:37:55,989
Oh! Finally. Let's
get out of here.
546
00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:59,175
- Hold it right there!
- Oh, swell.
547
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:01,661
You again!
548
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,180
Get them. Kill 'em!
549
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:07,082
Doesn't give much
room to negotiate, huh?
550
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:12,421
Let's get this straight.
I'm the Sultan of Swat.
551
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,447
Now, get off my back!
552
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:27,470
Say good night.
553
00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,772
Uh-huh. Yeah.
554
00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:37,627
Ooh, it's great
to be solid again.
555
00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:42,569
Huh? Huh... Uh-oh!
556
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,779
I'll take that. Come
on, Sultan. Let's go.
557
00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:25,745
Genie, don't punish them.
558
00:39:25,813 --> 00:39:28,393
Breaking out was
my idea. And mine.
559
00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:31,479
Well, mostly his, if we
really wanna place blame.
560
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:34,703
After all we've been through,
561
00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:36,689
you actually want to leave?
562
00:39:36,758 --> 00:39:40,493
- Well, can you blame us?
- I didn't hurt anybody,
did I?
563
00:39:40,562 --> 00:39:43,562
Well, what do you call being
locked up in that... that...
564
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:46,599
Monument to bad taste?
565
00:39:48,103 --> 00:39:49,969
I don't think she's kidding.
566
00:39:50,038 --> 00:39:53,288
I think she's just lonely.
567
00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:55,541
You know the trouble with her?
568
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:58,027
All she ever talks
about is herself.
569
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,397
Day in, day out. It's boring!
570
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:04,234
And... she won't
let me keep sheep.
571
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,037
All right, fellas. Huddle up.
572
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,139
Break!
573
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,410
All right, Genie. Listen up.
574
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:17,980
You tricked us so none of us
could exercise our third wish.
575
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,227
And according to the
official rules of geniedom,
576
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,653
which you're sworn to uphold, each
of us has one legitimate wish left.
577
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:27,123
We could all band together
and wish you out of existence.
578
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,659
But we're willing to
cut you a little slack...
579
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,961
and even give you
something in return...
580
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:35,248
as long as you're willing
to grant us our final wish.
581
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:47,276
You did it. We're free.
Thank you, both of you.
582
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:49,545
There'll never be another "ewe."
583
00:40:50,732 --> 00:40:54,083
Oh, my!
584
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:57,265
Well, I don't know
about you, Sal,
585
00:40:57,289 --> 00:41:01,324
but I'm never gonna wish for anything
I haven't honestly earned or stolen or...
586
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:03,693
Finagled. Ever again.
587
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:06,262
And from now on, I know one
of me is enough to go around.
588
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,651
On that we certainly agree.
589
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:13,069
You know, that genie
wasn't so bad, as genies go.
590
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:16,116
I hope she's happy.
Oh, I'm sure she will be.
591
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,742
Now that she has a lamp full
of company till the end of time.
592
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:27,282
Ooh, this is marvelous.
593
00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,986
We're gonna be
such good friends.
594
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,421
I love your hair.
595
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,124
And your nails... to die for!
596
00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:41,380
This is great. We
like the same things.
597
00:41:41,449 --> 00:41:46,151
It's destiny, karma, kismet.
598
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:50,857
And best of all, we have
the same taste in shoes!
599
00:41:56,831 --> 00:42:01,400
Autolycus, this could be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.
600
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,600
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