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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you're so good.
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Oh, yes. I am the best, baby.
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Oh, yeah!
Oh. Oh, that was a tit.
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That is a tit! Yes!
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Oh, you're so big!
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right, baby.
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Oh, doggie
wants to hide his bone.
Yes!
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Oh, yeah!
I'm bone smuggling, baby.
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Man, would you shut up?
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Hey, jimmy.
Just wanted to say
sweet dreams.
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Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams.
Good night, mom.
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Kiss good night.
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Something wrong
with the reception?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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There's this nature show...
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Take it off.
...That i'm trying to watch.
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And the birds
are all scrambled
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And i can't even...
Do me! Yes!
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Baby!
Ride me like a pony!
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The thing must be broken
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Or i sat on the remote
or something.
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Getting ready for bed, son?
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Yup, i'm all set, dad.
I'm all set.
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Yeah?
No! No, i think
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He's tried to watch
some illegal channels here.
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Illegal...
Illegal channels?
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This is just
bad reception, honey.
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Oh, spank my hairy ass!
What's that?
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Oh, baby!
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You know what?
Here. Just give me
this, please...
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Oh, my god!
And let's get this...
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Okay, okay. Let's...
What the hell's the matter
with this thing?
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Yes!
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Oz: illegal channels? Shit!
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If there's any channel that
should be illegal, it's that
"all-Woman's" channel.
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Lifetime supply of pantyhose
or some shit.
Yeah.
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Hey, did you see
the little mermaid
on tv the other night?
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No.
Ariel, man. She's so hot!
40
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She's a mermaid, dude.
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Yeah, oz.
But not when she's on land.
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Come on, vicky,
it's stifler's party.
We got to go. It'll be great.
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Why? All that happens
at stifler's parties is
people get drunk and do it.
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Yeah.
45
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Now, come on, kevin.
Open it.
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It's a big,
thick envelope, vicky.
You got in.
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If you think so,
just open it.
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Fine.
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"dear miss latham,
we're sorry but after keeping
you on the waiting list
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"for the past couple
of months, we've decided
that you are now rejected."
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Shut up!
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You got in.
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Yes! I love you!
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Okay.
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Hey, you think
i should wear this shirt
to stifler's party?
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You've worn that shirt
for, like, three days
in a row, man!
57
00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,895
Guys. She said it.
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Said what?
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She said she loves me.
60
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Holy shit, dude!
The "l" word?
Oh, man!
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00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,361
Cornell's not that far
from u of m.
62
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Yeah, it's only, like,
seven hours.
63
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Oh, and you get to
drive across canada.
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Beautiful country.
65
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Whatever. It's doable.
66
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What we should do today,
in band.
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Instead of playing our
instruments regularly, we
should play them backwards.
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That'll be so funny!
Yeah.
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No offense,
but you're talking about
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A post-High school,
long-Distance relationship.
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And you and kevin
haven't even done it yet.
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That's not why
we're going out.
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What do you expect him
to drive to cornell for?
Milk and cookies?
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We're gonna have sex
when he's ready
and i'm ready.
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It's got to be
completely perfect.
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I want the right time,
the right moment,
the right place...
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Vicky, it's not
a space shuttle launch.
It's sex.
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Finch.
Here's the man
we are looking for.
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Gentlemen.
What's going on, buddy?
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Same old.
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Finch.
You got the latin homework?
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Oh.
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It means, "my dog ate it."
it's latin. It's a joke.
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It's a latin joke.
Yeah, latin.
Just drink your coffee.
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You know, jim,
it's mochaccino.
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What?
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What i'm drinking,
it's mochaccino.
It's not coffee.
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'nova!
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What's up, dude?
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You coming to the party
tonight, ozzie,
you fuckface?
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Oz: depends if my date
wants to stop by.
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I'm working
on something new.
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I got an idea
about something new.
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How about you guys
actually locate your dicks,
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Remove the shrink-Wrap
and fucking use them!
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Dude, it's gonna happen.
She's a college chick.
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Oh, right.
I'll see you guys tonight.
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I'll look for you
in the no-Fucking section.
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All right.
I'm shooting for a 9:00 eta,
beer in hand by five after.
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Breath check.
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Thank you.
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I wish
you wouldn't do that.
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So, you got something up
your sleeve for tonight?
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This is a foolproof plan,
my friend.
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I have a serious question
to ask you guys. Okay.
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You know nadia
the czechoslovakian chick?
She might be there tonight.
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Now, do you think
she would prefer
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Laid-Back jim, or
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Cool, hip jim?
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I don't think it really
matters with that
shirt you're wearing.
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What? Correct me if
i'm wrong but you're the one
with the girlfriend
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And you're still
stranded on third base.
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Hey, at least i know
what third base feels like,
okay?
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You're still
just a batboy.
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Batboy. Batboy.
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What are you
talking about?
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Guys,
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What exactly does
third base feel like?
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You wanna take this one?
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Like warm apple pie.
121
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Apple pie, huh?
Uh-Huh.
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Mcdonald's or homemade?
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Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
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It's been one week
since you looked at me
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Cocked your head to the side
and said, i'm angry
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That's number five and six
for the stif-Meister!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oops!
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Holy!
Hey!
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Nadia! Buenos dias.
Glad you could make it.
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I'll be back
for you later.
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Now the party's startin'!
How you doing?
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Welcome to stifler's
palace of love, fellas.
135
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The keg's back there! Enjoy!
Yeah.
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Vicky, jessica!
Great to see you.
Glad you could make it.
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Haha, bitches!
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Sherman!
Hey!
139
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What the fuck
are you doing here?
140
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Fellas! What's going on?
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Sherman. Not much.
Just scoping the babes.
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Indeed!
Some fine ladies here, boys.
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Confidence is high.
Repeat. Confidence is high.
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Sherman is moving
to defcon 2.
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Full strategic arsenal
ready for deployment.
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Hey!
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You have something
going tonight, sherman?
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You see that central chick,
bernette?
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No.
No.
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She's around.
Seems she's taken
a liking to me.
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Fellas, it's time
she experienced
the sherminator.
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Yeah, okay, sherman.
Whatever.
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I'm a sophisticated sex robot
sent back through time
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To change the future
for one lucky lady.
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Go get them, tiger.
156
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(imitating
arnold schwarzenegger)
i'll be back!
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Hopeless.
Completely.
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Hi.
Hey, vic.
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00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,612
Oh, shit. Guys, guys.
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There's nadia and
she just looked at me.
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She just looked at me.
162
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Well, why don't you
go talk to her?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're right, kev.
I should just go talk to her.
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Yeah, i could do that. Sure.
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Sure.
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Kev? Kev?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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At last
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My love
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Has come along
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My lonely days are over
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That's great!
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And life is like a song
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Oh, yeah, yeah
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At last
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00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,106
See you later.
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The stars above
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We're here for the party.
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What party?
There's no party.
181
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Weird. Try the house
down the street.
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Oz: so, what's your major?
183
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,721
Post-Modern
feminist thought.
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Oh, cool.
Great night, isn't it?
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Sure.
186
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:07,524
Yeah, it's just something
about the springtime
that's just cool, you know?
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Like the smell of fresh rain
or something.
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Mmm.
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Suck me, beautiful.
190
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,618
What did you just say?
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Suck me, beautiful.
192
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:26,543
My friends call me "'nova,"
as in casanova.
193
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,253
That's pathetic.
194
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,924
Jeez, you don't have
to laugh at me.
195
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,468
Well, there's just
some things you need
to learn, that's all.
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00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,179
Like what?
Well, you've got to
tone it down.
197
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You don't need to come
to a place like lookout point
198
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And spout off
cheeseball lines
to be romantic.
199
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Okay.
200
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,604
You have to pay
attention to a girl.
201
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,942
Be sensitive to her feelings.
Relationships are reciprocal.
202
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,529
Come on, casanova.
I'll take you back
to your friends.
203
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:03,497
Vicky, think it's time
to take the next step
in our relationship?
204
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,665
Tonight?
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00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,084
Yeah, it's such
a perfect evening.
206
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,836
I mean,
it's how you've always
pictured it, isn't it?
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00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,130
Man, my farts
fucking stink!
208
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,509
Dude, you gotta
take a shit!
You smell like a yeti!
209
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,761
Or not.
210
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,597
Just relax.
211
00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,062
You actually said that?
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00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,024
Shut up!
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You did a hell of
a lot better than
i did with nadia.
214
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,196
Oh, thanks, jim,
that's great.
That's really reassuring.
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00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,865
Hey, no problem, 'nova.
216
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,744
Hey, don't call me
'nova anymore.
I'm a... I'm a fraud.
217
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,330
You guys are pathetic.
218
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,333
I'm gonna find myself
a little hottie.
219
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"suck me, beautiful!"
220
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,218
Let me know.
221
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Okay.
222
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,846
Keep going.
223
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,641
I should be able
to talk to girls.
224
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,893
I'm articulate.
225
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,354
You know, i got a 720
on my sat verbal.
226
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,523
Bullshit.
There's no way.
227
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,318
I kid you not, man.
Look. Listen.
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Copious. Verisimilitude.
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Oh, oh. Now.
230
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Suck me, beautiful!
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Damn it, stifler.
232
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Checkout time!
233
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,594
Please, vacate the room.
234
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,763
You are such a jerk.
235
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,063
God, i can't believe
how many cool people
are at this party.
236
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,230
Yup.
237
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,943
And you got a keg too!
238
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,070
Wow!
239
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,488
Indeed.
240
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,913
Oh, wait.
I left my beer downstairs.
241
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,748
No. No. Here, babe!
242
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,960
Thanks.
243
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,047
You're really beautiful. Oh.
244
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,007
Really?
245
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,217
Oh, yeah.
246
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:38,819
You know what?
I don't know if i want
to be doing this.
247
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,028
Doing what?
248
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:43,031
You know, like,
if we hook up tonight,
249
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:47,619
Tomorrow i'll just be
some girl you go telling
all your friends about.
250
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,329
No way!
251
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:53,500
Steve, you could
at least look at me
when you say that!
252
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,420
Look. Sarah,
253
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:01,258
I wouldn't go telling stories
or anything about you.
254
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,846
I promise. So, just relax,
255
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:09,766
Take it slow and
let the good times roll.
256
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,353
Okay.
257
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,688
All right.
258
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:23,947
What's wrong?
259
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,452
What's wrong?
What is it?
260
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,248
Xenophobic.
261
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,666
Oh!
262
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:41,965
Regurgitation.
263
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,300
I know that one.
264
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,844
Kevin likes it.
265
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,888
He likes getting head.
266
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,474
Gee, what a total shocker.
What about you, vicky?
267
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,934
I mean, have you just
never had one with kevin,
268
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,061
Or have you never had one,
period?
269
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,647
I've had one.
270
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,691
I think.
Okay.
271
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:03,570
That's a no.
No wonder you're not
psyched about sex.
272
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,697
You tell me
you never even
had one manually?
273
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,115
I've never tried it.
274
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:09,034
You've never
double-Clicked your mouse?
275
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,579
Ha-Ha, nice!
276
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,582
Jesus! Stifler,
how much did you drink, man?
277
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,752
Hey, stifler?
How's the pale ale?
278
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,420
Fuck you!
279
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,258
That's stifler's mom?
280
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,927
Yup.
281
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:31,932
Shit. I cannot believe
a fine woman like this
produced a guy like stifler.
282
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,601
Dude, that chick's a milf.
283
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,061
What the hell is that?
284
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,064
M-I-L-F.
Mom i'd like to fuck.
285
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,649
Yeah, dude!
286
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,484
Oh, ho, yeah!
287
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,944
Yeah! Milf! Milf!
Yeah! Milf! Milf!
288
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,821
Hey, guys. Guys. Guys.
289
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,155
Come here.
290
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,282
Sherman, what's going on?
291
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:53,787
Yeah, don't you think
you fellas could try
a little tact?
292
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,623
I got company,
if you know what i mean?
293
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,127
She's hot!
294
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:09,177
If sherman has sex
before i do,
i'm gonna be really pissed.
295
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,890
Sherman?
The sherminator?
296
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,894
Come on, man.
297
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,732
Milf! Milf!
Milf! Milf!
298
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,112
Dude, hey, dude.
What are you
doing to her, dude?
299
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,573
Oh, my god, bro. Dude.
300
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,034
Enough of this
blow job bullshit.
301
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,494
I gotta get laid already.
302
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,539
That's nice.
Really, really nice.
303
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,666
Can i have a ride?
Sure.
304
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,044
Vicky, wait.
Not for you.
305
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,883
Yeti! I am the yeti!
306
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,185
Good morning, gentlemen.
Finch.
307
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,604
Where were you
last night, huh?
308
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,439
What happened
to that foolproof plan
of yours?
309
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:07,485
Well, i was going for a
fashionably-Late entrance
and i was too late.
310
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,112
So, no ladies left.
311
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,740
It was a very
special night, very special.
312
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,326
Guys. Guys.
313
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,705
I'll never forget this.
314
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,082
Oh, i'll never forget it,
either.
315
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,667
Thank you.
316
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,923
Well, bye.
Bye.
317
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,634
Bye.
318
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,557
Fellas, say goodbye
to chuck sherman, the boy.
319
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,352
I am now a man.
320
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,729
I highly recommend
you join the club.
321
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:48,068
We were doing
the wild thing all night.
I'm exhausted.
322
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,029
I don't get it.
I mean, how the hell
did you do that?
323
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,825
It was just my time.
It was just my time.
324
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,663
Best of luck
to you boys.
325
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,542
I cannot believe this.
Come on, guys.
326
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,337
You know,
we should be
happy for sherman.
327
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,050
No, we shouldn't be.
328
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,594
You know,
i put in months of
quality time with vicky.
329
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:17,597
Sherman meets a chick
for one night and scores.
330
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:18,682
This is just wrong.
331
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,433
No shit.
332
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,520
How the hell am i supposed
to become mr. Sensitive man?
333
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,440
You know, we're all gonna
go to college as virgins.
You realize this, right?
334
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,110
I mean, they probably
have special dorms
for people like us.
335
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:35,115
All right. I got an idea.
But it's got to stay
between us.
336
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,492
It's really simple.
We just got to
make an agreement.
337
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,453
No. It's more than
an agreement.
338
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,038
What? A bet?
A pact.
339
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,624
No money involved.
More important
than any bet.
340
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,211
Here's the deal.
We all get laid
before we graduate.
341
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,757
Dude, it's not like
i haven't been
trying to get laid.
342
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,426
Think about when
you work out, oz.
343
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,927
You gotta have
someone there, right?
344
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,972
Someone to spot you.
Someone to keep you
motivated.
345
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,307
Well, that's exactly
what we can do
for each other.
346
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,810
I mean, we'll be there
to keep each other on track.
347
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,021
Separately, we are flawed
and vulnerable, but together,
348
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,481
We are the masters
of our sexual destiny.
349
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,817
(imitating dubbed
kung-Fu actor) their
tiger-Style kung fu is strong.
350
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,402
But our dragon-Style
will defeat it.
351
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,070
Guys!
The shaolin masters
352
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,156
From east and west
must unite!
353
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,616
Fight, and find out
who is number one.
Guys!
354
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,994
Come on.
You're ruining
my moment here.
355
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,788
This is our
very manhood at stake.
356
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,416
We must make a stand,
here and now.
357
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,087
No longer will our penises
remain flaccid and unused!
358
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:35,258
We will fight for every man
out there who isn't
getting laid and should be.
359
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,887
This is our day.
This is our time.
360
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:43,183
And, by god, we will
not stand by and watch history
condemn us into celibacy.
361
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,851
Amen. Yes.
I like that.
362
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,855
We will make a stand.
We will succeed.
About time!
363
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,024
We will get laid!
364
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,233
Yeah!
365
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,405
Now, the sex.
It's got to be valid,
consensual sex.
366
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,617
No prostitutes.
That's what you're
thinking, finch.
367
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,994
Busted.
368
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,830
So, basically,
prom is our last chance.
369
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,374
Oh, dude. Prom sucks.
I know,
370
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,460
But you gotta
think about it this way.
371
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,087
I mean,
all the parties afterwards?
372
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,797
The chicks are going to
want to do it.
373
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,383
Yeah, yeah, he's right.
It's, like,
tradition or something.
374
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,802
The rose bowl.
375
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,512
So, that gives us...
376
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,680
Exactly three weeks
to the day.
377
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,102
We're gonna do this.
All right, to the next step!
378
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,062
Next step!
Next step!
379
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:35,860
I have visions
i was in them i was
looking into the mirror
380
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,822
To see a little
bit clearer
381
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,658
The rottenness
and evil in me
382
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:48,373
Fingertips have memories
mine can't forget the
curves of your body
383
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,876
And when
i feel a bit naughty
384
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,712
I run it up the flagpole
and see
385
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,882
Who salutes
but no one ever does
386
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:02,554
I'm not sick,
but i'm not well
387
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,932
And i'm so hot
388
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,977
'cause i'm in hell
389
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:15,275
Been around the world
and found that only
stupid people are breeding
390
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:19,320
The cretins
cloning and feeding
and i don't even own a tv
391
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,030
Well, did you get
the flowers?
392
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,910
Hear the voices in my head,
i swear to god
393
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,788
It sounds like
they're snoring
394
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,374
But if you're bored,
then you're boring
395
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,544
The agony and the irony
396
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,672
They're killing me, whoa!
397
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:42,135
I'm not sick,
but i'm not well
398
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,597
And i'm so hot
399
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,057
'cause i'm in hell
400
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,769
Don't worry.
You'll get her back
soon enough.
401
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,938
You think so?
Sure, she likes you.
402
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,607
Well, i like her too.
403
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,442
Do you love her?
404
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,320
You know what?
You can't really
ask me that.
405
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:03,573
Well, if you want to get her
in the sack, i mean,
just tell her you love her.
406
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,116
That's how i was duped.
407
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,451
Look, jessica,
408
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,578
I don't want to dupe her.
409
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:14,459
All right. What you need
to do is learn how to
press a girl's buttons.
410
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,252
You have to give her
what she's never had.
411
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,754
What's that?
412
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,589
Let me give you a hint.
413
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,801
Oh, kev! Yeah.
414
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,263
¿comprende?
You mean an orgasm.
415
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,599
You got it, stud!
Well, you know,
416
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,726
I'm... I'm pretty sure
that i've given her a...
417
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,686
No, you haven't.
418
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,522
Well, there was one time...
No.
419
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:38,900
Oh, man.
420
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,235
Look, kid, it's up to you.
421
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:43,279
The big i or the big o.
422
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,073
Dickhead!
423
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,575
You gotta see this.
424
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,452
Do you believe in magic
425
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,870
In a young girl's heart
426
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:54,457
How the music can free her
whenever it starts
427
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,336
And it's magic
if the music is groovy
428
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,963
It makes you feel happy
429
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,839
What did you cocks
do to him?
430
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,676
I'll tell you
about the magic
it'll free your soul
431
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:09,305
But it's like
trying to tell a stranger
'bout rock 'n' roll
432
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,432
Great. See you next time.
433
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,939
Hey, guys.
Came to watch me in action?
434
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,065
Yeah.
435
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,566
I think you sounded
pretty good.
436
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:21,776
Yeah, man.
437
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,945
I think you need
your balls reattached.
438
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,446
Hey, keep it down, dude.
439
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,990
What the fuck
are you doing here?
440
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,701
This place is an
untapped resource.
441
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,119
I mean, check it out.
442
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,413
These vocal jazz girls
are hot.
443
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,332
Why the hell is he
joining jazz choir so late?
444
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,877
Maybe he's preparing for
another senior year at east?
445
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,714
You guys,
we don't even know him.
446
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,885
You dipshit!
447
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,723
You're expecting to score
with some goody-Goody
choir girl priss?
448
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:56,352
These chicks don't know me.
I can work the sensitive angle
here, fellas!
449
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,896
You know,
it's just like that
college chick told me.
450
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,941
All that you gotta do
is just ask them questions
451
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,319
And listen to what
they have to say and shit.
452
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:07,655
I don't know, man.
That sounds like
a lot of work!
453
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,578
Just a second!
454
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,877
Come in. Come in.
455
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,712
Oh, jim, you're here.
456
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,632
I was just walking by
your room and...
457
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,801
And, you know,
i was thinking,
458
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:33,222
"boy, it's been a long time
since we've had
a little father-Son chat."
459
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,728
Oh! I almost forgot.
I... I bought some magazines.
460
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,774
Do you want to just flip
to the center section?
461
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,986
Well, this is the...
This is the female form.
462
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,073
And they have
focused on the breasts
463
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,660
Which are used primarily
to feed young infants
464
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:58,081
And also in foreplay.
465
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,290
Right.
466
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,835
This is...
This is hustler.
467
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,589
And this is a much more
exotic magazine.
468
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:11,469
Now, they have decided
to focus more
on the pubic region...
469
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:15,348
Right. Uh-Huh.
...The whole groin area.
470
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,517
Look at the expression
on her face.
471
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,268
You see that?
See what she's doing?
472
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,939
She's kind of looking
right into your eyes saying,
473
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,317
"hey, big boy.
Hey, how you doing?"
474
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,444
You see?
Right.
475
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:34,450
Shaved is a magazine
i'm not too familiar with,
476
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:37,328
But, again,
if you flip to the center
477
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,332
Section...
478
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:45,211
Well, you see the detail
that, that they go into
in this picture here.
479
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,379
Yeah.
480
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:49,424
It almost looks like
a tropical plant or some
481
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,342
Underwater thing.
Yeah. Yes.
482
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,344
Do you know
what a clitoris is?
Oh, my god.
483
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,513
Well, don't say, "oh..."
yes, i know
what a clitoris is.
484
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:56,889
Oh, you do. Oh, i see.
Yes, you do.
485
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,100
I forgot, you've been
there and back.
You know everything.
486
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,351
I've learned about it
in sex ed.
487
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,894
I really don't need you
to talk about clitoris.
488
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,104
I'm trying to
make this painless...
489
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,356
You know what? I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.
490
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,441
No, no, no.
491
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:09,777
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
492
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,237
I shouldn't have
got hot there.
493
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,239
Well, you know what
i'm going to do, jim.
494
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,741
I'm going to just
leave these books here
495
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,454
For you to peruse at your...
At your leisure.
496
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,539
Wait!
497
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,338
Well, safer than a tube sock.
498
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,469
Okay, that...
That was good.
Yeah.
499
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,015
See you at dinner.
500
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,808
Yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
501
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,936
So, finch,
this is your plan?
502
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:47,148
You know, i don't think
girls are into the whole
mini-Golf thing.
503
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,484
Kevin, i'm sure
that they're not.
504
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:53,070
Actually, there is one
small matter that i need to
ask for your cooperation in.
505
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,697
In the spirit of
this whole pact,
you know?
506
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:55,907
Sure, what do you need?
507
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,825
Whatever you hear about me,
you agree.
508
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,785
And tell all the boys
the same thing.
509
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:03,623
Look, i gotta go.
16 minutes round-Trip.
510
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:06,167
You know, finch, it's,
it's senior year.
511
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,295
I mean, don't you think
it's time you learned how to
take a dump at school?
512
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,089
When was the last time
you looked at the facilities
in this school?
513
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:21,807
Excuse me.
514
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,476
That's paul finch, right?
515
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,644
Yeah.
516
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:27,647
Well, you've seen him
in the locker room, right?
517
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:28,814
Yeah.
518
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:32,235
So, my friends,
they want to know.
Is it true?
519
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,196
You know,
that he's equipped.
520
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,491
I have no idea.
Finch showers with
his bathing suit on.
521
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,117
I mean...
522
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:44,789
As a matter of fact,
it is true.
The guy's huge!
523
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,332
Does he have a date
for the prom yet?
524
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,167
No, definitely not.
525
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,961
All right. Thanks.
526
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,255
Oh, man!
527
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:59,345
So i was thinking maybe
you could give me some advice,
brother to brother.
528
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,473
I thought you might
know a trick or something
to make her...
529
00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,767
Orgasm?
Yeah.
530
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,852
What's good here?
531
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,563
Try the spicy
tuna hand roll.
What?
532
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:12,441
How do you do that?
Hey, never mind that.
Listen, pay attention.
533
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,486
Is that all that you're
interested in, trying to
get your girl into bed?
534
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:19,115
No, it'd be good
to be able to, you know,
return the favor.
535
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,701
Be nice to know
she enjoys things
as much as i do.
536
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,954
See that? That's good.
That's what i wanted to hear.
Now, you qualify.
537
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,622
Qualify for what?
538
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,624
My man,
you've just inherited
the bible.
539
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,672
It originally started
as a sex manual,
540
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,425
This book that some guys
brought back from amsterdam.
541
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,886
And each year it got
passed on to one east student
who was worthy.
542
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:45,391
Now, it's full of all sorts
of stuff that guys
have added over the years.
543
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:51,606
But you have to keep it
a secret and return it
at the end of the year.
544
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,567
All right.
So now you know. Good luck.
545
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,119
If you believe in magic
magic
546
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:10,207
Don't you bother to choose
if it's jug band music
or rhythm and blues
547
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:13,753
Just go and listen
it will start with a smile
548
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:17,590
That won't wipe off
your face no matter
how hard you try
549
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:23,095
Your feet start tapping and
you can't seem to find,
how you got there
550
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,890
Do you believe in magic?
551
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:30,645
Scooby-Dooby doo bah
scoo-Scooby-Dooby
dooby-Dooby doo bah
552
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:32,855
Yeah, magic
553
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,066
What was that?
554
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,361
Sorry.
No, it was good.
555
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:44,283
Well, it, uh...
It came from the heart.
556
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,953
Well, keep it coming.
All right, people, good work!
557
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:50,956
Now, don't forget.
The state competition's
a couple of weeks away
558
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,209
So keep on it, okay?
559
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,097
Not bad, chris.
560
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,516
Really?
561
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:13,229
Thanks, heather, right?
Yeah.
562
00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:17,441
So, you've got this sort of
frank sinatra thing going on.
563
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:21,696
Right. I feel like
i've discovered this
whole new side of me.
564
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:24,407
I mean,
music is so expressive.
565
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,035
Okay. I mean, i agree, but,
566
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:31,163
Aren't you supposed to be
out, like, trying to
decapitate someone
567
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:32,832
With your lacrosse stick
or something?
568
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,459
Oh, sure. Sure.
569
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,670
You know,
i know what people think.
It's like,
570
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,506
"oz, he's just this
kick-Ass lacrosse player."
571
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,384
You know, i also play
football, by the way,
but that's, like,
572
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,136
That's not all that i am,
you know?
573
00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:46,345
Of course, i didn't...
574
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:51,392
I mean, it really bothers me
when people try to
pigeonhole me like that.
575
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,601
You?
576
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:55,771
You think
i don't get that?
577
00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:59,817
God, it's like just because
i don't get drunk
and barf every weekend
578
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:04,488
That people say, "oh, look.
There's this goody
two-Shoes choir girl priss."
579
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,783
Yeah. So, like,
what else do you do?
580
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:12,121
Well, the same things you do,
581
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,540
Like hang out with friends
and stuff.
582
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:15,708
Why? What do you think i do?
583
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,001
Oh, i...
584
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:20,129
I just realized
that i don't know
anything about you.
585
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,547
I was interested.
586
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:25,176
Oh, well,
what do you want to know?
587
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,137
You know, stuff, about you.
588
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:32,349
All right.
589
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,271
Mom, i'm home!
590
00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:37,122
Oh, yeah. Oh!
591
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:43,295
Jim!
It's not what it looks like.
592
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:54,807
Well, we'll just
tell your mother that,
that we ate it all.
593
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,434
Goal by
number eight,
chris ostreicher.
594
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,231
Nice game.
Nice game. Good game.
595
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,446
Hey, what are you
doing here?
596
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:54,074
Just enjoying
my first exhilarating
lacrosse experience.
597
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:56,744
You kicked butt.
Oh, thanks.
598
00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:00,080
Chris...
Oh, you can call me oz,
if you want.
599
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:02,082
Do i have to?
You can call me ostreicher.
600
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,334
What's your middle name?
601
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,585
No, forget it.
602
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,086
Come on.
I won't tell anyone.
603
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,088
Well, neither will i.
604
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:09,924
Okay.
605
00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:15,429
So, i had this thought, and
606
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,765
It may seem like
it's way out of left field.
607
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,224
I don't know if you can,
608
00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:22,603
But since i'm not
going with anybody,
i thought that maybe...
609
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,314
Those guys sucked ass!
610
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,233
Choir chick,
what the hell are you
doing here?
611
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:32,571
Well, i was
asking chris to prom.
612
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:34,365
So, do you want to go?
613
00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:37,826
Oh, yeah!
That would be great.
614
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:41,288
Well, just don't expect oz
to pay for the limo!
615
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:44,249
Stifler, fuck! I mean...
616
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,671
Why do you got to be
so insensitive all the time?
617
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,714
What?
618
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:55,761
Whatever. Look, don't forget.
My cottage after prom.
619
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,513
On lake michigan.
620
00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:01,684
Hey, wait up, you pussies.
Where you going?
621
00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:05,813
Well, i gotta...
I gotta hit the showers now
622
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,650
But i think
this is gonna be really,
really good.
623
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,277
Yeah. Me too.
624
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,404
All right.
625
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:15,656
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
626
00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:25,582
'appening oz!
Working with the choir chick?
627
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:29,461
What do you say, fellas?
I just dig those cute little
sweaters she wears.
628
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,047
Nuts you do,
you little horn dog.
629
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,343
Yeah! Yeah, baby!
630
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:40,389
Spank me! Spank me!
Hit that high c.
631
00:35:46,437 --> 00:35:48,647
Come on!
What's going on here?
632
00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:55,654
I was being selfish
and majorly insensitive.
633
00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:58,490
I'm a... I'm a total idiot.
I mean, a fool, a buffoon.
634
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:00,951
I think shithead
really says it.
635
00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:03,829
You know what?
You're right.
I'm a shithead,
636
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,789
And i want to
make it up to you.
637
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:07,916
Oh, yeah? How?
638
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,337
Oh, make me over
639
00:36:12,421 --> 00:36:14,882
Vicky.
Your parents are downstairs.
640
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,383
Kevin, don't stop!
641
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:17,760
Just a second.
642
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:21,180
A walking study
643
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,848
In demonology
644
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:26,435
Hey, so glad
you could make it
645
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,605
Yeah, now you really made it
646
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:35,360
Hon, can you tell vic
to come on down for supper?
647
00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,030
Holy shit!
648
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:41,033
You know there's
no lock on your door?
649
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:51,001
Oh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
650
00:36:55,089 --> 00:36:56,590
Oh, jim!
Dad.
651
00:36:56,673 --> 00:37:00,135
Hi, i was just looking
at the old family
portrait out here.
652
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,305
Well, that was a fun day,
wasn't it?
653
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,141
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
654
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,645
Jim, i want to
talk about masturbation.
655
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:14,483
Now, i just want you to know
that it's, it's a perfectly
normal thing.
656
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,485
And i have to admit,
you know,
657
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:21,115
I did a fair bit
of masturbating when
i was a little younger.
658
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:24,993
I, i used to call it
"stroking the salami."
659
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:28,497
Yeah, you know,
"pounding the ol' pud."
660
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,458
I never did it
with baked goods.
661
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,751
But you know
your uncle mort?
662
00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:35,420
He "pinched
the one-Eyed snake"
five, six times a day.
663
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:39,591
See, it's like,
practice for the big game.
664
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:43,053
You see?
It's like... It's like,
665
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:46,265
Banging a tennis ball
against a brick wall.
666
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:50,352
Which can be fun.
It can be fun,
but it's not a game.
667
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,813
Right. No.
It's not a game.
668
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:56,233
What you want is
you want a partner
to return the ball.
669
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:58,110
Do you want a partner?
670
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,070
Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, i want a partner.
671
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:01,989
You do want a partner?
Oh, i want a partner.
672
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,867
You want a partner.
Good. Good.
Of course.
673
00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:07,703
Good.
674
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,707
So, once hal
becomes king,
he has to take on
675
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,710
The responsibilities
of leadership
and turn his back
676
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,546
On his old,
drunken friend, falstaff.
677
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,925
You see, hal is going through
a rite of passage,
much like you all are.
678
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:26,388
So make most of the time
you've got left together.
You'll miss it later.
679
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,891
So, does your tongue
cramp up?
680
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:31,518
No. You get kind of
dizzy, though.
681
00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:32,686
Wow.
682
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:36,315
That's amazing.
She's probably gonna
want to do it soon.
683
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,904
All right.
Class dismissed.
684
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:48,243
Still questing after
the holy grail, huh, guys?
685
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:54,708
Hey, where's finch?
686
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,377
Oh, he went home
to take a shit.
687
00:38:57,461 --> 00:38:58,795
I don't get it.
I just don't.
688
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,632
How does a guy like that
get this sudden reputation?
689
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:03,133
What reputation?
690
00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:04,468
Observe.
691
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:09,514
Excuse me.
Do you know who
paul finch is?
692
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,352
Yeah! He's the guy
with the tattoo, right?
693
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:16,605
You know, the eagle
and the blazing fire
and all that stuff.
694
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:22,236
Well, if you guys see him
later, will you tell him
courtney says hi?
695
00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:23,403
Bye.
696
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,575
Okay. Explain.
697
00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:29,785
I can't.
698
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,828
I don't know how
he's doing it.
699
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,249
I guess that
just leaves jim trailing.
700
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,793
Jimbo!
Better sack up, buddy!
701
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,128
Yeah, i know.
I'm working on it, all right?
702
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:41,505
James?
703
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,800
You are very good
in the world history class,
yes?
704
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,678
Me? Yes. No...
705
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,971
Yes, i am.
706
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,515
Perhaps you could
help me with my studies.
707
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,642
Yeah. Absolutely.
708
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,936
That would be...
That would be great sometime.
709
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:57,562
How about tomorrow?
710
00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:00,649
Well, i have
ballet practice.
711
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,986
Perhaps, i could come
by your house afterwards?
712
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,071
I could change clothes
at your place.
713
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,743
Oh. Yeah.
714
00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,371
I suppose that
would be okay. Sure.
715
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,048
Nice car!
716
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,301
I'm glad you think so.
717
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:28,677
You don't like it?
718
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,055
No, i like the car.
By the way, though,
about prom?
719
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:35,350
That was a bad idea.
I'm sorry i invited you.
720
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:36,810
What are you
talking about?
721
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,353
Please.
722
00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:41,898
I asked you because i thought
you might actually be worth
going with.
723
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:45,193
But you are just a jock.
No, wait. You're a jerk.
724
00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:48,864
Wait! I don't understand.
725
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,534
I saw you making fun of me
with your lacrosse buddies.
726
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:53,952
Heather, i wasn't
making fun of you.
727
00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:56,621
Give me a break.
You're so full of it.
728
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,501
Fuck me!
729
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:05,339
There's gonna be
an eastern european chick
naked in your house.
730
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:07,799
And you're not gonna
do anything about that?
731
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:11,011
What am i gonna do, huh?
Broadcast her
over the internet?
732
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:14,514
Yeah.
You can do that?
733
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,105
No. I cannot
do that to her.
734
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:25,650
Jim, get some
fucking balls.
735
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,570
If you don't have the guts
to photograph a naked chick,
736
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,489
How you gonna
sleep with one?
737
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,283
I don't like the kid,
but he's got a point.
738
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,079
See, even shit-Brick
knows you should do it.
739
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,874
All you gotta do is set up
some sort of private link
or whatever on the net
740
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,334
And tell me the address.
741
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:45,462
You can send me
the address too.
742
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,381
I'll save you a seat.
743
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:53,887
How sweet it is to be
loved by you, by you
744
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:57,015
I needed the shelter
of someone's arms
745
00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:58,558
Someone's arms
746
00:41:58,642 --> 00:42:00,435
There you were
747
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,270
You were, oh
748
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:07,067
I needed someone
to understand
my ups and downs
749
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,277
There you were
750
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,823
Okay, that was good,
but i want to
thicken up that solo.
751
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:16,410
Michigan state is
this saturday, and i want
that part to smoke.
752
00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:17,744
Yeah, i know,
my timing's off.
753
00:42:17,828 --> 00:42:21,998
No, it's not that.
I think it'll work better
as a duet with a tenor part.
754
00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:23,500
I'll do it.
755
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:26,670
Dick.
756
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:30,048
I'll do it.
Great. See you tomorrow.
757
00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:38,890
Why are you doing this?
758
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:40,058
'cause i want to.
759
00:42:40,142 --> 00:42:44,479
Yeah?
Well, you can't fake this.
You better practice.
760
00:42:58,452 --> 00:42:59,744
Come in.
761
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:05,750
Jim? There's a,
a young lady here
to see you.
762
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,836
Hey, nadia.
Hi, james. Ready to study?
763
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,672
Oh, he's always ready
to study. He's a real
bookworm, this kid.
764
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,007
Dad.
I mean,
765
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,134
He's not, not one of those
nerdy guys but...
766
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,510
Dad!
767
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:18,930
Well, i'll, i'll let you two
hit the books.
768
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,978
You want a beer?
769
00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:27,522
Oh, there we go.
770
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,566
Come on, move!
771
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:34,821
Steve! It's my computer!
And i wanna use it!
772
00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:36,156
Shut up!
773
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:39,826
Oh, you need to...
You need to change, right?
774
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:42,120
Do you mind?
No. No, not at all.
775
00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:46,041
Please, you know.
Just go ahead and get un...
Get changed.
776
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:49,211
I'll, i'll go downstairs
and start studying up.
777
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:50,795
Yeah.
Okay.
778
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:54,049
Oh.
All right, there he goes.
779
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,051
Now we're in business.
780
00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:00,639
Back in a sec.
Jimmy, honey...
781
00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:17,072
He pauses shaving
and he tells himself
that he is the bomb
782
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:21,660
She has her curlers set
her credit cards
are paying the funds
783
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,037
He's not that old
i've been told
784
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,539
Here she is.
785
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:28,583
Did i miss anything?
786
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,752
No. You are just in time.
787
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,296
Oh. Oh!
This is incredible.
788
00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,925
Oh, my god!
This is too much.
789
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:40,762
Oh, did you see?
Oh, there that goes.
Oh, geez.
790
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,931
God bless the internet.
791
00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,935
Do it. Take it off.
Oh, my god.
792
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,019
Oh!
793
00:44:48,103 --> 00:44:51,064
Oh, thank you, god,
for this wonderful,
wonderful day.
794
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,108
Man, she takes
her vitamins.
795
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,902
And it is way
too unhealthy
796
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:57,988
Often they've typically
797
00:44:58,071 --> 00:44:59,990
Stop hyperventilating.
798
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:09,291
This is, like,
the coolest thing
i've ever seen.
799
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,667
I know.
800
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:17,299
Can you believe...
This is definitely one
of stifler's best ideas ever.
801
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,883
What is she...
She's touching my stuff.
802
00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:21,344
Why is she
touching my stuff?
Man, let her touch.
803
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,723
She's going through my stuff!
Nadia can touch
anything she wants.
804
00:45:32,147 --> 00:45:34,357
Oh.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
805
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,943
No, no.
Oh, nice collection
there, jim.
806
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:39,904
She's gonna leave.
She's definitely gonna...
807
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:42,616
She's getting comfortable.
She's not gonna leave.
808
00:45:42,699 --> 00:45:44,618
She reads the articles.
809
00:45:58,048 --> 00:45:59,257
Is she?
810
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,594
She's going downstairs.
811
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,066
Oh, my god!
812
00:46:16,149 --> 00:46:17,525
Jackpot, baby!
813
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:18,777
Can you believe this?
814
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,737
Nadia,
i would have never known.
815
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,447
I have an announcement
that i would like to make.
816
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:27,786
There is a gorgeous woman
masturbating on my bed!
817
00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:29,371
Thank you, nadia!
818
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:33,208
If you ever had a chance
with nadia, this is it.
819
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:35,835
What am i supposed
to do, kev?
820
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:37,462
Seduce her.
821
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,466
What the hell
would i say?
822
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,761
Go over there
and ask her if she needs
an extra hand.
823
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:45,845
That's stupid, kev.
I can't...
824
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:48,556
That's not stupid!
You're stupid
if you don't go!
825
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,558
Come on!
Get over there!
826
00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:51,976
Get going, man.
She's prime.
827
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,144
Get out of here!
828
00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:56,606
She's waiting for you.
Okay, all right. I'm going.
829
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:57,899
Go! Go!
I'm going!
830
00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,984
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, shit.
831
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:12,914
She's open
waiting for more
832
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:17,544
And i know he's only
looking to score
833
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:20,797
And it's way too unhealthy
often they've typically
834
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,173
Hey, mom. Hey, dad.
835
00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:25,593
Been starved
for attention before
836
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,141
Oh, boy. Oh, god.
Oh, crap. Oh, no.
837
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,019
Hello?
838
00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:37,772
Looks like jim addressed
the e-Mail wrong.
839
00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:38,940
What?
840
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,360
It went out to every mailbox
in the east high directory.
841
00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:43,945
God, how juvenile.
842
00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,156
Hey, hey, hey, guys!
843
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,282
Baby!
844
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,702
Check this out!
Oh, my god! Wow!
845
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:54,539
Oh.
846
00:47:56,207 --> 00:48:00,295
Please, god,
let this be it.
847
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,588
Please?
848
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:07,469
Somebody's going in there.
849
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,851
Here you go.
That's what you need to do.
850
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,728
That guy's in my trig class.
Oh, no.
851
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,566
Looks like you could
use an extra hand.
852
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:22,817
Jim!
853
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,445
Well... Oh, god.
Shame on you.
854
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,156
Yeah, shame on me.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
855
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,867
You know, i'm just gonna go.
Well,
856
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:33,995
You have seen me.
857
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,290
Now, it's my turn to see you.
858
00:48:39,209 --> 00:48:40,418
Strip!
859
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,838
Strip?
Slowly.
860
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:49,010
You mean, like,
strip, strip?
861
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,303
For me.
862
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,349
What is he talking
to her about?
863
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,184
No idea.
864
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,853
Come on, jim.
People are viewing.
Get to business.
865
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,691
Perfect!
866
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,154
Move, james! Move!
Yeah, yeah. Move.
867
00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,957
Go, trig boy!
It's your birthday!
868
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:31,636
No! No. No.
Please, god.
869
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,138
What's going on?
870
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,105
Yes!
All right. Get in the mix!
871
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,398
See there.
Oh, okay.
872
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,694
This is disgusting.
873
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,572
What the fuck is this?
874
00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:54,742
Cut it out, man!
875
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:01,374
Yeah.
876
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,680
Freak.
877
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,687
He did not just
take out that chair.
878
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,147
Yup, he took out the chair.
879
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,441
More, more, you bad boy!
880
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:30,320
Oh, yeah, i'm bad.
I'm naughty, baby. Yeah!
881
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,072
Oh, god!
882
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:37,410
Calling your name
883
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:39,912
Calling your name
884
00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:42,498
Now, come to me.
885
00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:44,125
Oh, yeah.
886
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,636
Here we go.
He's in, man.
887
00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:56,054
Calling
888
00:50:56,137 --> 00:50:57,347
This just got
a hell of a lot better.
889
00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:58,973
Be gentle.
890
00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:00,433
Okay.
891
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:05,480
Calling your name
892
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,232
Calling your name
893
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,572
Jim?
Oh!
894
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:16,449
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
895
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,827
Oh. Oh!
You've done that before, dude.
896
00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:21,037
Houston,
we have a problem.
897
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:26,376
What happened?
What did he do?
898
00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,211
He blew it.
899
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,588
I guess i'll be going now.
900
00:51:30,672 --> 00:51:36,344
No, no, no,
i'm not done, nadia.
I've got reserves.
901
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,138
Nadia, please, please.
I'm begging you.
902
00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:42,183
Well, i do like
your dirty magazines.
903
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:46,771
You do? Okay. Well.
Did, did you see this one?
904
00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:52,193
This here is your,
is your more exotic,
risque magazine.
905
00:51:52,652 --> 00:51:54,821
He's pulling out the porn.
He's desperate.
906
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,322
Jim, just wait
till she leaves.
907
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,200
Very arousing women.
They arouse me...
908
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,327
They arouse me
very, very much.
909
00:52:01,411 --> 00:52:05,748
But... But not as
arousing as you.
910
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:09,210
Oh, jim!
Oh, god!
911
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,133
Yes!
Yes!
912
00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:19,178
He's ruining daisy!
913
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:25,977
So, "shaved"
is the expression?
914
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:31,482
Holy shit.
915
00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:32,984
Holy shit!
916
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:34,610
Holy shit!
917
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,195
Holy shit!
918
00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:37,864
Touch me, jim.
919
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:41,659
Here.
920
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:44,203
Oh. Oh.
921
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:46,581
Again?
922
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,040
Not again.
923
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,667
Not again, man!
924
00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:51,210
Is that possible?
925
00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,337
What a loser.
926
00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,509
Hey!
927
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:25,536
Oz:
i needed someone to
understand my ups and downs
928
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:28,372
There you were
929
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:32,877
With sweet love
and devotion
930
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,630
Deeply touching my emotion
931
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:40,343
I just wanna stop
and thank you, baby
932
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,972
Hey, minute man!
Shut up.
933
00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,308
You know... You know
you're supposed to
be supportive.
934
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:50,561
Hey, you think
you still got a chance
with nadia?
935
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,524
No. Her sponsors here
saw the thing on the net.
936
00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:56,943
I really don't think
they liked it.
937
00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,903
How do you know that?
938
00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:01,155
She's already on
a plane back home.
939
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,406
Yeah.
940
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:07,161
You know, guys?
Maybe i'm just not good
with girls, period.
941
00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:10,581
No, no, no, really, really.
Like, like i was born without
that part of the brain.
942
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:12,667
I mean,
i can't talk to girls.
943
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,544
And when i do talk to them,
i screw it up.
944
00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:18,256
Yeah, well, come prom,
those excuses aren't going
to do you any good.
945
00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:25,596
And one time at
band camp, we weren't supposed
to have pillow fights
946
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,933
But we had a pillow fight,
and it was so much fun.
947
00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:33,980
And this one time, we all
lost our music and we were
supposed to play this song,
948
00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:39,402
But we didn't know it, so we
just made it up and we kept
playing and playing
949
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:43,698
And the conductor didn't know
what we were doing,
and it was so funny.
950
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,158
So, you're pissed
about something, huh.
951
00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:47,743
You know what i do
when i'm angry?
952
00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:51,205
I just play some
bach on my flute.
It's so relaxing.
953
00:54:51,289 --> 00:54:52,707
I learned to do that
at band camp.
954
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,792
Hold on.
955
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,879
You have no idea
why i'm angry?
956
00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,797
Is it because we have
a test tomorrow?
957
00:54:59,881 --> 00:55:04,802
Sometimes i get cranky
when i know i have
a big test to study for.
958
00:55:04,886 --> 00:55:07,555
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
959
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:10,391
I thought so
because this one time
at band camp...
960
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,976
What's your name?
961
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:14,061
Michelle.
Okay. Michelle.
962
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,108
Do you want to be
my date for the prom?
963
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:22,028
Really? You seriously
want to go with me?
964
00:55:26,282 --> 00:55:28,242
Yes. Seriously.
965
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:30,286
Are we going to
steve stifler's
party afterwards?
966
00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:32,705
Because that
would be so cool.
967
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,999
Sure, whatever you want.
968
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:37,585
Cool! We're gonna have
such a good time.
969
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:41,964
It'll be like this one time
at band camp when we all
had a campfire...
970
00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:58,522
Hi.
971
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,943
How'd you know i was here?
972
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:03,361
Stifler told me.
973
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:05,905
Talked to stifler?
974
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,115
Well, i needed to find you.
975
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,285
We're gonna have to
work on that song.
976
00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:14,664
Okay. I'm glad you came by.
977
00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:16,499
So you work nights?
978
00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:20,002
My dad's the manager.
979
00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:21,712
Really?
980
00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:24,674
Cool. Tell him
the subs are great.
981
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:28,803
So you're going
to michigan next year?
982
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:29,887
Yeah.
983
00:56:29,971 --> 00:56:32,723
My parents want me to go
to northwestern, but...
984
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:36,060
I don't wanna write
all those extra essays
they make you do.
985
00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:37,311
I mean, how am i
supposed to know
986
00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:41,023
What my "most emotionally
significant moment" was?
987
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:46,195
So when my u of m acceptance
came in december,
i just said the hell with it.
988
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,905
Onions?
What?
989
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,866
You want onions?
990
00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:52,576
Oh, no, thank you.
991
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:57,665
So what are you
gonna major in?
992
00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,001
State's got a good
business school,
993
00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:02,753
And i could probably walk
onto the lacrosse team.
994
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:05,589
Well, you've probably got it
pretty figured out, then, huh?
995
00:57:05,673 --> 00:57:09,885
I mean, business is okay,
and lacrosse is awesome, but,
996
00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:13,014
What am i gonna be,
a professional
lacrosse player?
997
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:14,974
I really have no idea.
998
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,935
Thank god. I thought
i was the only one.
999
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,271
Well, you're not.
1000
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,774
So we're gonna be
close next year.
1001
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:34,076
You mean east lansing
and ann arbor?
1002
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,411
Yeah.
1003
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,581
What are you
talking about?
1004
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:41,208
I'm sorry, but i can't
go to the prom with you.
1005
00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:43,127
I'm holding out
for someone else.
1006
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,297
You gotta be fucking
kidding me.
1007
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,925
I know it's a long shot,
but i figure paul finch
might ask me.
1008
00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:53,429
Finch. Shit-Brick.
1009
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:57,099
Oh, gosh. I forgot.
1010
00:57:57,183 --> 00:57:59,435
You look okay.
1011
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,188
I mean, the scars
healed really well.
1012
00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:05,107
Hey, stifler.
Eat shit.
1013
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,695
What was that all about?
1014
00:58:09,779 --> 00:58:12,364
He's still embarrassed
because finch kicked his ass.
1015
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:14,116
Who told you that?
1016
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,535
What do you mean,
"no comment"?
1017
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:17,912
Did you two hook up
or something?
1018
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,789
What, are you kidding? No.
1019
00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:23,167
Then how did all this
get started?
1020
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:26,587
Well, i guess
it's all right for me
to tell you now.
1021
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:30,758
That reputation of his
isn't going anywhere.
Cheese, please.
1022
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,843
Finch comes up to me
and says, "jessica,
1023
00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:35,513
"i need your help with this,
blah, blah, etcetera."
1024
00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:38,224
So i said, "all right.
Pay me 200 bucks,
1025
00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:41,102
"and i'll tell a couple
of girls that you're
dynamite in bed."
1026
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:43,312
So he did, and i did.
1027
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:44,605
That actually works?
1028
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,940
Well, duh! Of course.
1029
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,609
Naturally, i embellished
a little bit.
1030
00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,986
Did you hear that
finch had an affair
with an older woman?
1031
00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:53,197
No, i didn't hear that one.
1032
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,366
That one was my favorite.
1033
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,119
Dude, that cheerleader.
1034
00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,370
Thank you, baby
1035
00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,288
She wants me.
She calls me up...
1036
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:05,918
How sweet it is
to be loved by you
1037
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,963
Oh, my god, you're gay!
1038
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,298
Sing it with me.
You know the words.
1039
00:59:11,382 --> 00:59:14,468
No thanks, man.
You've been singing
that shit all week.
1040
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:18,305
If you try that at msu
this saturday,
i'll kick your ass.
1041
00:59:18,389 --> 00:59:20,182
Our last game
is this saturday.
1042
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,393
Yeah, well, shit.
1043
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:29,608
I've got this lacrosse game.
It's really important.
It's our last game.
1044
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:33,237
Central almost beat us
last time, so this time
i really wanna kick their ass.
1045
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,115
But it's gonna be cool,
because the game's at state
1046
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,492
Which means afterwards
i'll be able to stop by.
1047
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:40,661
So you can't sing
at the competition.
1048
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,706
Heather, i'm sorry.
I totally blew it.
1049
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:45,082
It's okay.
1050
00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:47,710
You should do
what makes you happy.
1051
00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:53,674
All right.
Listen, thanks for
understanding.
1052
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:54,884
Yeah.
1053
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:59,430
So, i guess
i'll see you later?
1054
01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:17,448
Hey, kevin.
1055
01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:19,033
You seen shit-Brick lately?
1056
01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:22,536
Why? What did you do to him?
1057
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:24,288
Me? Nothing.
1058
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,708
See, i'm the one
whose ass he kicked.
1059
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,544
But, i'll tell you
one thing, though.
1060
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,923
I don't think he's gonna
have a problem shitting
in school anymore.
1061
01:00:34,006 --> 01:00:37,134
Slipped a little something
into his mochaccino.
1062
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:40,804
Oh, god!
1063
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,141
Oh! Oh!
1064
01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:51,398
Jesus.
1065
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,693
Right this way, sir.
1066
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,576
Oh, god.
1067
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,566
Oh, no.
1068
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,361
It's gonna be fun.
1069
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:40,739
You know it's just gonna be
some crappy band
and stupid decorations.
1070
01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:41,991
You're just
saying that
1071
01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,493
Because prom's a week away
and you don't have a date.
1072
01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,912
No, no, no.
I don't want a date.
1073
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:51,792
Finch is going stag
and so am i.
1074
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,795
God, he's like so refined.
1075
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,132
You think that older woman
thing is true?
1076
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,593
Yeah, it's true.
It was stifler's mom.
1077
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,932
Joanie, was that you?
1078
01:02:07,016 --> 01:02:09,226
Oh!
Can't hold it.
1079
01:02:09,310 --> 01:02:10,352
Oh!
1080
01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:18,527
Ew!
1081
01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:42,301
Yeah!
1082
01:02:45,596 --> 01:02:48,349
Kev?
I think we've come
1083
01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:50,517
A really long way
since homecoming.
1084
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,061
Yeah, we have.
1085
01:02:52,144 --> 01:02:56,648
Maybe it's time
we start to express
ourselves in new ways.
1086
01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:00,361
Yeah.
You wanna do it?
1087
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,322
Yeah.
I love you.
1088
01:03:05,074 --> 01:03:06,617
It's your turn.
1089
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,954
That's not what
i was thinking.
1090
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:15,209
Sex. It's always about sex.
1091
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,461
It's not always about sex.
1092
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:21,340
I just thought it was
about sex this time.
1093
01:03:24,927 --> 01:03:29,306
Look, vicky,
love is a term that
gets thrown around
1094
01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:31,558
And, and people
don't mean it.
1095
01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:34,770
When i say it,
i want it to be
more than words.
1096
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:37,523
You know?
I want it to be...
Perfect.
1097
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:41,318
Exactly.
1098
01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:44,363
Okay, albert. You ready?
No problemo.
1099
01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:49,535
I close my eyes at night
1100
01:03:49,618 --> 01:03:51,328
Come on, heather.
Work with me here.
1101
01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,295
Goal, ostreicher!
1102
01:04:00,796 --> 01:04:04,216
All right, oz!
Atta boy, ozzie!
1103
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,467
Yeah, baby!
1104
01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,137
We're crushing you losers!
Let's go, fellas!
1105
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:09,430
Come on!
1106
01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:16,895
Bumblebee,
bumblebee, bumblebee,
bumblebee, bumblebee
1107
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:19,314
Focus on the music.
Think melody.
1108
01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:20,774
Let the music be my guide.
1109
01:04:20,858 --> 01:04:22,234
That would be a start.
1110
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,372
Who's the man? Stifler!
1111
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:39,960
Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
1112
01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:51,972
Huddle up! Come on! Okay.
1113
01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:54,141
All right, all right!
1114
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,226
Good hustle, guys.
Good hustle.
1115
01:04:56,310 --> 01:05:01,482
But you can still lose.
You all saw what happened
to oz out there.
1116
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:06,069
I don't want to ever see
any of you thinking
you're gonna score.
1117
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:09,907
You don't score
until you score.
1118
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:12,618
Until you score.
That's right, baby!
1119
01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:15,245
It all boils down to today.
1120
01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:18,707
For you seniors,
this marks the culmination
1121
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:21,752
Of the past four years.
Culmination.
1122
01:05:22,753 --> 01:05:26,507
I want you to think
about what this means to you.
1123
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:30,052
Do you guys wanna look back
on your days at east
1124
01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,846
And know that you used
the time you had?
1125
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:36,099
Hell, yeah!
You do!
1126
01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:40,270
Good attitude, ostreicher.
1127
01:05:40,354 --> 01:05:41,730
Good luck, fellas.
1128
01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:45,901
Christ, i didn't tell you
to leave the game.
1129
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,194
I'm sorry, coach.
1130
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:50,113
You got someplace more
important to be, ostreicher?
1131
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,323
Yeah.
1132
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,576
Ostreicher!
1133
01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:59,456
Oz? Fuckface?
1134
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:00,958
Ostreicher!
1135
01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:29,486
Hey, oz!
Ozmeister!
1136
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,989
Oh, great.
What about the game?
1137
01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:33,282
I'm not playing.
1138
01:06:33,365 --> 01:06:35,367
You're missing
the game for us?
1139
01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,120
No, i'm missing
the game for you.
1140
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:43,875
Does this mean
i'm not gonna
get to do the duet?
1141
01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:45,294
Albert, you suck.
1142
01:06:50,591 --> 01:06:52,467
I don't think
he's coming back.
1143
01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,970
Close my eyes at night
1144
01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:56,263
Close my eyes
1145
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:59,725
Wondering where would i be
without you in my life
1146
01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:01,101
Oh
1147
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,437
Everything i did
was just a bore
1148
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,771
Just a bore
1149
01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:08,567
Everywhere i went
seems i been there before
1150
01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:10,902
But you brighten up for me
but you brighten up for me
1151
01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:12,946
All of my days
all of my days
1152
01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:14,823
With a love so sweet
1153
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,283
In so many ways
1154
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,785
I just wanna stop
1155
01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:20,621
And thank you, baby
and thank you, baby
1156
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:23,290
I just wanna stop
1157
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,958
And thank you, baby
and thank you, baby
1158
01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,501
Thank you, baby
1159
01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:28,587
How sweet it is
how sweet it is
1160
01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:31,214
To be loved by you
to be loved by you
1161
01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,762
Yeah, oz!
You fucking rule!
1162
01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,473
Fucking rule!
Yeah!
1163
01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:44,227
Maybe the words
aren't that important.
1164
01:07:44,311 --> 01:07:46,521
It's like, i know he really
cares about me, you know?
1165
01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:48,815
Even if he can't say it,
he does.
1166
01:07:48,899 --> 01:07:52,694
And yeah, he always talks
about sex, but that's okay,
'cause he's a guy, right?
1167
01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:54,404
He's got a dick.
He's a guy.
1168
01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:55,906
Right.
1169
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,407
Wait. Is this
translation right?
1170
01:07:57,491 --> 01:08:00,410
"go home, bird teacher.
I've had enough."
1171
01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,913
I don't know.
I got it from kevin.
1172
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:07,084
So, does it hurt?
What?
1173
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:10,504
You know, sex.
Does it hurt?
1174
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:14,466
Yeah. I mean,
the first time you do it,
you know, it hurts.
1175
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:18,845
But then you,
you do it again
and again and again...
1176
01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:21,973
It just starts to feel good.
Really good.
1177
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:24,768
Okay, so say
i don't do it.
1178
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:27,604
And then
i go off to college.
1179
01:08:27,688 --> 01:08:30,023
I might end up doing it
with some random guy
1180
01:08:30,107 --> 01:08:32,025
Who totally turns out
to be a jerk.
1181
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,694
This is true.
1182
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:36,655
And i'll wish i would've
done it with kevin.
1183
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,657
So go do it with kevin.
1184
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:42,035
You think?
Yeah. You're...
You're ready.
1185
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:45,455
You're woman. Look at you.
You're ready for sex.
1186
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:46,957
You're right.
I know.
1187
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,292
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna have sex.
Now.
1188
01:08:49,376 --> 01:08:51,503
And it's gonna be right,
and it's gonna be
just perfect.
1189
01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,797
Perfect sex.
Thanks, jessica.
1190
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,132
Please.
1191
01:08:56,925 --> 01:08:58,093
Kevin.
1192
01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:00,595
Kevin.
1193
01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:06,143
I wanna have sex.
Now?
1194
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:12,482
Prom.
1195
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:21,199
As you walk up those steps
and garner your award
1196
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:25,370
Try not to forget about me
1197
01:09:25,454 --> 01:09:28,707
'cause i was there
when you had no one else
to hold
1198
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:34,254
You used to look
just like a saint
1199
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:36,131
Stumbling towards
1200
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:40,343
Yours and god's
very own quarantine
1201
01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:44,848
You used to never think
you'd ever grow old
1202
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:57,694
You must be
excited about the
big night tonight.
1203
01:09:57,778 --> 01:09:59,070
Thrilled.
1204
01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:01,406
Who's the lucky girl?
1205
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:04,951
Michelle.
1206
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,329
Michelle.
Yeah.
1207
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:10,207
She must be very special.
1208
01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:12,083
Oh, she's special,
all right.
1209
01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:15,378
I'm sure she is special
if you picked her
out of the whole bunch.
1210
01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:22,844
Jim, i'm just gonna
say one thing
before you leave tonight.
1211
01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:27,682
I want you to be
very, very careful
1212
01:10:29,476 --> 01:10:31,853
When you're putting on
1213
01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:33,396
The corsage.
1214
01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:39,319
Okay, dad.
1215
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:41,363
Promise me.
I promise.
1216
01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:02,384
Midnight at the oasis
1217
01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:06,096
Midnight at the oasis
1218
01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:11,643
Send your camel to bed
1219
01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,439
Shadows painting our faces
1220
01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:22,821
Traces of romance
in our heads
1221
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:26,449
Heaven's holding
a half-Moon
1222
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:32,038
Shining just for us
1223
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:37,168
Let's slip off
to a sand dune
1224
01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:39,379
Real soon
1225
01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:42,549
And kick up a little dust
1226
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:47,637
Come on
cactus is our friend
1227
01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:51,850
He'll point out the way
1228
01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,686
You know, at band camp,
we have dances like this,
1229
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:56,730
Only they're way funner.
1230
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:01,401
Till the evening ends
1231
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:03,653
Hey, hey, hey
1232
01:12:11,745 --> 01:12:14,831
All right, status check.
Where do you guys stand?
1233
01:12:14,915 --> 01:12:18,710
Finch, we know where you are,
but can't really use that
as an excuse.
1234
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:20,587
Jim?
1235
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:25,091
My date's a flute-Toting
band dork. Does that
answer your question?
1236
01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:28,595
Oz, is this vocal-Jazz shit
gonna pay off or what?
1237
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:31,348
Kevin, what's with
the attitude?
1238
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,309
Attitude? Me?
1239
01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:37,020
I think you guys should be
a little more enthusiastic.
1240
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,689
This is the night
we've been waiting for.
1241
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,816
We're in this together.
You guys can't back out.
1242
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:45,487
Kev, you don't need us
to get laid. Are you
afraid or something?
1243
01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:48,865
No. Come on.
We made a pact.
1244
01:12:49,449 --> 01:12:52,243
You can't break that.
You guys are gonna have to...
1245
01:12:52,327 --> 01:12:56,081
Have to what, kev, huh?
I don't have to do shit.
1246
01:12:56,164 --> 01:13:00,418
Forget it already.
I am so sick and tired of
all this bullshit pressure.
1247
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:04,714
I've never even had sex,
and already, i can't
stand it. I hate sex!
1248
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:07,884
And i'm not gonna stand
around here busting my balls
over something that,
1249
01:13:07,968 --> 01:13:10,637
Quite frankly,
isn't that damn important.
1250
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,514
I'm gonna go hang out
with that geek over there
1251
01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:16,601
'cause at least
she has something else
to talk about besides sex.
1252
01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:17,894
Goddamn.
1253
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,106
Yeah.
1254
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,819
You know, at least i learned
how to shit in school, buddy.
1255
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,779
Hey, finch.
1256
01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:30,615
Wanna dance?
Yeah.
1257
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,536
Oooh
1258
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,414
How come you have no date?
1259
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:39,708
I like to keep
my options open.
1260
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:41,751
I got something for you.
1261
01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,755
Consider it
a consolation prize.
1262
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,469
Jessica, this is great! Wow!
1263
01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:54,139
Felt sort of guilty
about taking your money.
1264
01:13:54,222 --> 01:13:55,849
You spent $200 on this?
1265
01:13:55,932 --> 01:14:00,020
No, i spent 50 on the flask,
150 on the earrings.
1266
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:03,815
These are...
Let me just clarify
1267
01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:06,443
That you have no chance
of scoring with me, finch.
1268
01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:08,194
Of course not!
1269
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,780
So i take it
you and sherman
are pretty close, huh?
1270
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,907
You met at that party
a while back, right?
1271
01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:14,951
Yeah, we were up
all night together.
1272
01:14:15,035 --> 01:14:18,121
We had one of those
amazingly deep conversations
1273
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:21,499
Where you feel like
you really get to know
someone.
1274
01:14:22,459 --> 01:14:24,544
Deep conversation, huh?
1275
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,796
Is that what you call it?
1276
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,798
What else would i call it?
1277
01:14:35,764 --> 01:14:37,474
Thank you, great falls.
1278
01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:40,852
We're gonna take
a little break.
You are beautiful.
1279
01:14:44,898 --> 01:14:46,191
You suck!
1280
01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,821
Excuse me, everyone.
1281
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,200
Sorry to interrupt.
1282
01:14:55,283 --> 01:14:57,827
I just thought
you all should know this.
1283
01:14:57,911 --> 01:15:00,413
Chuck sherman is a liar.
1284
01:15:00,497 --> 01:15:02,373
I never had sex with him.
1285
01:15:02,457 --> 01:15:04,584
He's never had sex
with anyone.
1286
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,669
I know this because
he told me.
1287
01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:09,881
Once he tried to screw
a grapefruit, but that's all.
1288
01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:12,550
Oh. He also told me
that when he gets nervous,
1289
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:14,385
He sometimes
wets his pants.
1290
01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:16,429
Thank you for your time.
1291
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:34,155
Guess what?
Not interested.
1292
01:15:34,239 --> 01:15:38,868
Kevin. Come on, man.
The bus to stifler's
is gonna be here soon.
1293
01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:41,287
I'm not going.
What?
1294
01:15:41,371 --> 01:15:42,622
Why not?
1295
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:47,752
Look, things didn't
really turn out
how i wanted them to.
1296
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,464
I mean, i don't even know
what i'm doing.
1297
01:15:51,548 --> 01:15:55,093
I'm acting like
i've got everything
together tonight.
1298
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:58,972
I know that vicky's
gonna ask me
if i love her, and
1299
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:01,141
I don't know
what i'm gonna say.
1300
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,809
I mean,
i'm on the brink.
1301
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:06,563
I'm just about to do it.
I should be psyched.
1302
01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:10,567
I don't know.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe i am just scared.
1303
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:14,654
Come on, kev.
Tonight is the night.
1304
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,782
We, we are finally going
to a post-Prom party
on the lake.
1305
01:16:17,866 --> 01:16:20,827
We have been waiting
for this for four years.
1306
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:24,330
Why else have we been
friends with stifler
all this time, right?
1307
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,957
We were friends
with stifler?
1308
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,459
Hey, look.
1309
01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,922
Sherman didn't
even get laid.
1310
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:35,425
He didn't?
No, he pissed himself.
1311
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:38,011
What?
1312
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,514
We'll tell you on the bus.
1313
01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,851
I'm gonna go inside
and grab my bag.
1314
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,769
My date, too, perhaps?
1315
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:51,274
Stifler's mom got it
in the divorce.
1316
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:53,318
That reminds me
of this one time...
1317
01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:56,196
Hey, can i ask you
a question?
1318
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,032
How come you don't have
any stories?
I've got lots of them
1319
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,367
And you don't have any.
1320
01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:04,621
Oh, i've got stories.
Believe me. They're just...
1321
01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:07,457
They're just a little more
risque than tales of
band camp.
1322
01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:12,045
Are they gross or something?
Like guy stuff? Tell me!
1323
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,796
Okay. You want a story?
1324
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,591
Here's a story.
Stifler finds this beer...
1325
01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:22,388
This is the nicest room
in the house.
1326
01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:23,932
Kev, it's perfect.
1327
01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,863
You guys are gonna
fuck, aren't you?
1328
01:17:38,947 --> 01:17:41,407
Fuckers!
Fuckers, fuckers!
1329
01:17:41,491 --> 01:17:44,202
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
1330
01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:47,747
Out.
Come on!
1331
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,250
Get out.
Man!
1332
01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:10,270
There's something
i've been meaning
to tell you, heather.
1333
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,772
What's that?
1334
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:16,234
It's gonna sound
really bad, but,
i want you to know...
1335
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,279
You see...
1336
01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:23,199
I'm a virgin, and...
1337
01:18:24,993 --> 01:18:27,620
Well, me, kevin,
jim and finch were...
1338
01:18:27,704 --> 01:18:30,206
We all made this pact
1339
01:18:30,290 --> 01:18:33,293
That we would
lose our virginity
1340
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:35,920
Before high school
was over,
1341
01:18:36,004 --> 01:18:39,716
And tonight is supposed
to be the night
that we all do it.
1342
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,802
This isn't the best way
to proposition me.
1343
01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:45,471
No, that's...
That's not what i mean.
1344
01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:47,223
What i mean is...
1345
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:52,145
Look, do you know
what made me
leave that game?
1346
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:55,648
See, coach,
he was giving us
this speech about
1347
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:58,985
Not slacking off when you see
the opportunity to score...
1348
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,528
This isn't
any better, chris.
1349
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:03,406
No, see...
You see, heather,
1350
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:06,367
What i realized
is that with you,
1351
01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:10,330
It's not like
i'm running towards a goal
1352
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:12,915
Looking for the best way
to score.
1353
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:16,627
This may sound
a little corny, but,
1354
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,672
I feel like
i've already won.
1355
01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:25,136
And i care about you a lot.
1356
01:19:27,722 --> 01:19:29,098
Oz, i know.
1357
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:32,518
You called me oz.
1358
01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:34,937
Well, yeah.
1359
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:37,023
It's what your friends
call you.
1360
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,234
I mean, i feel like
i'm one of your friends now.
1361
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:42,945
And your girlfriend?
1362
01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:50,203
I never thought
that i could love like this
1363
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:53,539
This feeling inside me
is growing
1364
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:58,169
I never thought
that you would come
1365
01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:19,649
Are you lost?
1366
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,572
You're stifler's mom.
1367
01:20:26,656 --> 01:20:28,741
No, no, not lost. Just...
1368
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,078
You know, taking the tour.
1369
01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:37,667
Hey, thank you for letting us
have this wonderful party.
1370
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,711
As if there was
an alternative
in the matter.
1371
01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:48,177
So, you enjoying yourself?
1372
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:51,389
I'm three sheets
to the wind, ma'am.
1373
01:20:51,973 --> 01:20:54,142
I'm so happy for you.
1374
01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,935
But it takes the edge off,
doesn't it?
1375
01:20:57,854 --> 01:20:59,439
Where's your
little date tonight?
1376
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:01,357
No date. It was...
1377
01:21:01,441 --> 01:21:03,568
It was a bathroom incident.
1378
01:21:04,694 --> 01:21:05,987
Pardon me?
1379
01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:07,321
Never mind.
1380
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,745
You have anything to drink?
1381
01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:17,915
I believe the kegs
are upstairs.
1382
01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:20,460
That is what
the cretins drink.
1383
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,545
I'm talking about alcohol,
liquor.
1384
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:25,590
The good stuff.
All right.
1385
01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:29,385
I got some scotch.
1386
01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:30,636
Single malt?
1387
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,138
Aged 18 years.
1388
01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:35,683
The way i like it.
1389
01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:42,732
Why don't you go grab
a glass from the bar?
1390
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:46,027
I think i should.
1391
01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,404
Allow me.
1392
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,325
You know it's
a bitching party.
1393
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,578
The stif-Man always
comes through in the clutch.
1394
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:02,084
And then he just
puked his brains out.
1395
01:22:02,168 --> 01:22:05,213
That is a nasty story.
Yep, i told you.
1396
01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:09,258
Do you want to hear
a nasty story of mine?
It's sort of sexual.
1397
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:13,971
Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it.
1398
01:22:14,055 --> 01:22:18,976
Okay, well, this one time
at band camp,
we were playing this game.
1399
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:22,563
I don't know if you know it,
but it's called
"spin the bottle."
1400
01:22:22,647 --> 01:22:26,734
And i had to kiss this guy
named mark wander
on the lips.
1401
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,444
And...
And he plays trombone...
1402
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:31,239
So how do you want to be?
1403
01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:33,991
Like, how do you
want to do it?
1404
01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:38,204
I don't know.
How do you?
1405
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:42,792
Like normal style.
The missionary position.
1406
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:46,837
Okay.
1407
01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,095
Kev?
1408
01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:58,015
Yeah?
I wanna hear you say it.
1409
01:22:58,099 --> 01:22:59,183
Okay.
1410
01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:03,980
Victoria...
1411
01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:07,024
I love you.
1412
01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:09,986
I love you.
1413
01:23:22,957 --> 01:23:24,750
Don't stray
1414
01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:27,336
Don't ever go away
1415
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:30,172
I should be much
too smart for this
1416
01:23:30,256 --> 01:23:32,800
You know it gets
the better of me
1417
01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:37,096
Sometimes,
when you and i collide
1418
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:38,306
Oh. My hair.
1419
01:23:38,389 --> 01:23:40,224
I fall into
an ocean of you
1420
01:23:40,308 --> 01:23:42,351
Pull me out in time
1421
01:23:42,435 --> 01:23:44,270
Don't let me drown
1422
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,647
Let me down
1423
01:23:46,731 --> 01:23:48,024
You okay?
1424
01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:52,278
Yeah. Go slow.
1425
01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:55,990
Say you'll stay
1426
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:59,535
Don't come and go
1427
01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:01,662
Like you do
1428
01:24:03,456 --> 01:24:06,125
Sway my way
1429
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:09,295
Yeah, i need to know
1430
01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:12,048
All about you
1431
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,885
Say you'll stay
1432
01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:18,471
So the end of
the story is you
1433
01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:21,098
Had to kiss the guy
for 20 seconds.
1434
01:24:21,182 --> 01:24:25,269
Yes! And he was such a dork.
Everyone laughed at me
1435
01:24:25,353 --> 01:24:27,772
But i didn't care
because it was so funny.
1436
01:24:27,855 --> 01:24:29,148
I get it.
1437
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:33,069
And this one time
at band camp,
i stuck a flute in my pussy.
1438
01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:38,032
Excuse me?
1439
01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:40,826
What? You don't think
i know how to get myself off?
1440
01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:44,288
Hell, that's what
half of band camp is.
Sex ed.
1441
01:24:44,372 --> 01:24:48,084
So are we gonna screw soon?
'cause i'm getting
kinda antsy.
1442
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,677
This'll do.
1443
01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:01,472
Ow!
1444
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:08,938
Now, i have two rubbers.
Wear them both.
It'll desensitize you.
1445
01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:12,191
I don't want you coming
so damn early this time.
1446
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,861
What makes you think
that i would come early?
1447
01:25:15,945 --> 01:25:18,197
Come on.
I saw you on the net.
1448
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,282
Why do you think
i accepted this date?
1449
01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:22,159
You're a sure thing.
1450
01:25:25,079 --> 01:25:26,455
Yes, i am.
1451
01:25:28,207 --> 01:25:32,253
So i said,
"this is very obviously
a piero della francesca."
1452
01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:45,558
So, would you object
if i said that you
were quite striking?
1453
01:25:46,851 --> 01:25:50,730
Mr. Finch, are you
trying to seduce me?
1454
01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:52,064
Yes, ma'am, i am.
1455
01:25:52,148 --> 01:25:55,276
And here's to you,
mrs. Robinson
1456
01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:59,780
Jesus loves you
more than you will know
1457
01:25:59,864 --> 01:26:02,408
Whoa, whoa, whoa
1458
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:05,745
Stand up tall,
mrs. Robinson
1459
01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,705
God in heaven smiles
on those who pray
1460
01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:09,790
You're dead.
1461
01:26:09,874 --> 01:26:12,251
Hey, hey, hey
1462
01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:13,753
Hey, hey, hey
1463
01:26:16,756 --> 01:26:19,341
Sway my way
1464
01:26:19,425 --> 01:26:22,428
Yeah, i need to know
1465
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:25,931
All about you
1466
01:26:26,015 --> 01:26:28,559
And there's no cure
1467
01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:31,187
And no way to be sure
1468
01:26:31,270 --> 01:26:33,731
Why everything's
turned inside out
1469
01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,733
Instilling so much doubt
1470
01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:38,194
It makes me so tired
1471
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:41,071
I feel so uninspired
1472
01:26:41,155 --> 01:26:43,741
My head is battling
with my heart
1473
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:47,578
My logic has been torn apart
and now
1474
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,122
I had no idea
you'd be this good.
Neither did i.
1475
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,082
Oh, finchy. Finch.
1476
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:55,085
Oh, stifler's mom, whoa!
Finchy!
1477
01:27:03,469 --> 01:27:04,595
Okay, let's go.
1478
01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:06,972
What's my name?
Say my name, bitch!
1479
01:27:07,056 --> 01:27:08,933
Michelle, michelle.
1480
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:11,894
Oh, god.
1481
01:27:40,506 --> 01:27:42,258
That was a great night, huh?
1482
01:27:45,845 --> 01:27:47,012
Yeah.
1483
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:51,851
I mean, i just can't believe
we had our senior prom.
1484
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:54,019
I know.
1485
01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:56,105
It went by so fast.
1486
01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:57,648
Yeah, it did.
1487
01:27:58,774 --> 01:27:59,942
Kevin?
1488
01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:08,868
Next year with you going
to ann arbor
and me going to ithaca,
1489
01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:12,997
It's not gonna work, is it?
1490
01:28:14,081 --> 01:28:16,208
No. Don't say that.
1491
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,878
I mean,
we could make it work.
1492
01:28:20,087 --> 01:28:22,464
It'll be perfect.
No, kevin.
1493
01:28:24,425 --> 01:28:26,760
But...
See, that's what
i've been realizing
1494
01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:29,930
Is that nothing's perfect.
1495
01:28:30,014 --> 01:28:32,266
And you can't
plan everything.
1496
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:37,646
Well, i guess
you will be pretty far away.
1497
01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:42,276
And we'll be on our own,
meeting new people.
1498
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,532
Last night, though.
1499
01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,996
I wasn't lying.
1500
01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:57,833
I know.
1501
01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:15,768
She's gone.
1502
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,897
Oh, my god.
She used me.
1503
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,357
I was used.
1504
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:25,402
I was used.
1505
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:27,446
Cool!
1506
01:29:29,907 --> 01:29:31,617
What's this door locked...
1507
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,410
Mom, where's...
1508
01:29:35,162 --> 01:29:37,915
Mom? Shit-Brick?
1509
01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:39,249
Hey, stifler.
1510
01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:44,296
Do do do
do do do do
1511
01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:47,216
I just gotta say
that women,
1512
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:52,304
Like a fine wine,
only get better with age.
1513
01:29:52,388 --> 01:29:56,517
Of course, i have no basis
for comparison, but
1514
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:57,893
It was good.
1515
01:29:57,977 --> 01:30:00,312
So you almost made it,
huh, oz?
1516
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:02,773
I'll just say that we had
a great night together.
1517
01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:04,817
Hang in there, buddy.
1518
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,235
You'll get there.
1519
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:09,363
You know, guys,
i think we're
falling in love.
1520
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:13,033
Wow.
1521
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:15,577
That's great, man.
That's awesome.
1522
01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:19,748
You know what
the coolest thing is, guys?
1523
01:30:19,832 --> 01:30:22,376
It's this.
You know, right now.
1524
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:25,796
It's true. I mean,
after this, everything's
gonna be different.
1525
01:30:25,879 --> 01:30:27,631
After getting laid?
1526
01:30:29,091 --> 01:30:30,509
After high school.
1527
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,302
Here's to the next step.
1528
01:30:32,386 --> 01:30:33,387
To the next step.
1529
01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:34,763
To the next step.
1530
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:36,515
To the next step.
1531
01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:40,602
Do do do
do do do do
1532
01:30:40,686 --> 01:30:43,105
Do do do
do do do do
1533
01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:45,524
Do do do
do do do do
1534
01:30:45,607 --> 01:30:48,027
Do do do
do do do do
1535
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,951
Chickety china
the chinese chicken
1536
01:30:56,035 --> 01:30:58,370
You have a drumstick
and your brain stops ticking
1537
01:30:58,454 --> 01:30:59,955
Watching x files
with no lights on
1538
01:31:00,039 --> 01:31:02,249
We're dans la maison
i hope the smoking man's
in this one
1539
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:04,376
Like harrison ford
i'm getting frantic
1540
01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:06,795
Like sting i'm tantric
like snickers
guaranteed to satisfy
1541
01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:08,714
Like kurosawa
i make mad films
1542
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:11,008
Okay, i don't make films
but if i did they'd
have a samurai
1543
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:13,594
Gonna get a set of
better clubs gonna find
the kind with tiny nubs
1544
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:15,387
So my irons aren't always
flying off the backswing
1545
01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:17,306
Gonna get in tune
with sailor moon
'cause that cartoon
1546
01:31:17,389 --> 01:31:19,767
Has got the boom anime babes
that make me think
the wrong thing
1547
01:31:19,850 --> 01:31:21,810
How can i help it if i think
you're funny when you're mad
1548
01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:24,063
Trying hard not to smile
though i feel bad
1549
01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:25,689
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at a funeral
1550
01:31:25,773 --> 01:31:26,899
Sweetheart?
1551
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:27,357
Can't understand what i mean
you soon will
1552
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:27,441
Can't understand what i mean
you soon will
1553
01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:28,275
Can't understand what i mean
you soon will
1554
01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:30,235
It's been one week
since you looked at me
1555
01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:32,071
Dropped your arms
to the side and said,
i'm sorry
1556
01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:36,408
Hello to your mother
your brother
significant other
1557
01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,996
I am the summertime
1558
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:45,334
And i'm here
to free your mind
1559
01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:50,589
Kick off your shoes
the blues and use
anything but your mind
1560
01:31:50,672 --> 01:31:55,427
'cause this is
the summertime
1561
01:31:55,511 --> 01:32:01,183
And it's here
to free your mind
1562
01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:05,979
How many other people
can you save today?
1563
01:32:06,063 --> 01:32:10,901
Don't you think
it's high time
that you sail away?
1564
01:32:10,984 --> 01:32:15,781
Leave today
don't fall behind
1565
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:19,952
Try something new
turn into you if only
for a short time
1566
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:24,623
I am the summertime
1567
01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:29,670
And i'm here
to free your mind
1568
01:32:39,388 --> 01:32:41,849
Love is tragic
love is bold
1569
01:32:41,932 --> 01:32:45,644
You will always do
what you are told
1570
01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:52,317
Love is hard
love is strong
1571
01:32:52,401 --> 01:32:55,571
You will never say
that you were wrong
1572
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,828
I don't know
when i got bitter
1573
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:07,499
Love is surely better
when it's gone
1574
01:33:09,293 --> 01:33:11,920
'cause you wanted more
1575
01:33:12,004 --> 01:33:14,506
More than i could give
1576
01:33:14,590 --> 01:33:17,176
More than i could handle
1577
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,970
And a life
that i can't live
1578
01:33:20,053 --> 01:33:22,514
You wanted more
1579
01:33:22,598 --> 01:33:25,142
More than i could bear
1580
01:33:25,225 --> 01:33:27,644
More than i could offer
1581
01:33:27,728 --> 01:33:31,273
And a love
that isn't there
1582
01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:45,037
Love is color
love is love
1583
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:48,207
Love is never saying
you're too proud
1584
01:33:52,836 --> 01:33:55,464
Love is trusting
love is honest
1585
01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:58,842
Love is not a hand
that holds you down
1586
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:05,891
I don't know
when i got bitter
1587
01:34:05,974 --> 01:34:10,520
Love is surely
better when it's gone
1588
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:14,942
'cause you wanted more
1589
01:34:15,025 --> 01:34:17,569
More than i could give
1590
01:34:17,653 --> 01:34:20,322
More than i could handle
1591
01:34:20,405 --> 01:34:22,991
And a life
that i can't live
1592
01:34:23,075 --> 01:34:25,535
You wanted more
1593
01:34:25,619 --> 01:34:28,247
More than i could bear
1594
01:34:28,330 --> 01:34:30,832
More than i could offer
1595
01:34:30,916 --> 01:34:35,128
And a love
that isn't there
1596
01:34:37,756 --> 01:34:41,551
I gotta pick me up
when i am down
1597
01:34:43,136 --> 01:34:46,682
I gotta get my feet back
on the ground
1598
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:53,647
I gotta pick me up
when i am down
1599
01:35:04,283 --> 01:35:06,702
I don't know
when i got bitter
1600
01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:11,373
But love is surely better
when it's gone
1601
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,794
'cause you wanted more
1602
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:18,380
More than i could give
1603
01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:20,590
More than i could handle
1604
01:35:20,674 --> 01:35:23,927
And a life
that i can't live
1605
01:35:24,011 --> 01:35:26,221
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