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Plenty. 17 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,664 Here we get the big game coming up Saturday, 18 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,208 and three of my best backs go out and get plastered 19 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,627 and land in a ditch with a car on top of 'em. 20 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,421 Why don't you go up to Boulder Dam College 21 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,006 and get those three famous horsemen 22 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,632 that have been running wild all year? 23 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,510 Them guys is amateurs. We're professionals. 24 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,220 No matter how much I pay them, 25 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,556 they ain't gonna give up their amateur status for us. 26 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,016 Oh, what's amateur status? 27 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,226 Oh, it's a big political party, toots. 28 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,021 Yeah? Are--? Are we going to it? 29 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,606 Relax. We're all going. 30 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,108 Aw, come on, Joe. 31 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,860 If you want to save that 50 grand of yours, 32 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,070 we'd better go out and dig up some football players. 33 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:55,032 Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, fellas. 34 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,828 Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. 35 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,371 Pay me a little attention, will you? 36 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,622 What do you want? 37 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,291 Let me have a dime for a hamburger. 38 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,501 Go on, you can get a hamburger for a nickel anyplace. 39 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,004 I gotta have the other nickel for a bicarbonate of soda. 40 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,798 Down here I get funny little pains... 41 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,384 Hiya, pal. 42 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,677 Get lost. I'm in a hurry. 43 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:16,928 I know, but you know-- 44 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,180 Get away. 45 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,265 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 46 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,767 [PUNCH] 47 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,814 Say, uh, how are you fixed for money? 48 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,066 Okay, thank you. 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,359 Yeah. 50 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,736 I was worried about you. 51 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,785 Stick 'em up. 52 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,037 I haven't got a dime. It's a depression with me. 53 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,499 You talking depression and me with a gun here without bullets? 54 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,000 - A gun without bullets? - Yeah. 55 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,044 - You on the square about it? - Yeah. 56 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,433 - Hey, you got a dime for a--? - Get away! 57 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,394 Oh, superstitious, eh? 58 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,605 [WHISTLING] 59 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,108 Got anything? 60 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,401 Nah. 61 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,735 Oh, laying down, eh? 62 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,573 Did you get anything? 63 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,158 - No. - Oh, slacker. 64 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,661 Wait a minute! 65 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,538 Did you get anything? 66 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,872 Yeah, did ya? 67 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,999 No, does it make any difference? 68 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,461 [BOTH MUTTERING] 69 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,463 Spread out. 70 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,756 I'll take him. 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,341 Hey, got a dime for a sandwich, buddy? 72 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,884 What do you mean, a dime? 73 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,970 You just asked me for a dime down the street there. 74 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,430 Check him, boys. 75 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,349 W-- 76 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,310 Say, would a dollar apiece influence you fellas any? 77 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,563 Is it honest work? 78 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,022 Does it make any difference? 79 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,524 - No. - No. 80 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,359 Just thought we'd ask, you know? 81 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,611 Okay, follow me. 82 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,916 Get it up, get it up, get it up. 83 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,755 You walk from here to that corner. 84 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,132 Okay. 85 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,884 - Turn to your right three blocks. - Okay. 86 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,469 Then meet us up on the hill in an hour. 87 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,845 Okay. 88 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,555 If you get there first, put a chalk mark. 89 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,806 Okay. 90 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,266 Suppose you get there first? 91 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,977 - Then I'll rub it out. - Okay. 92 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,855 You walk from here to that red light. 93 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,398 Meet us up on the hill in an hour. 94 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,859 Get going! 95 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,658 I wonder where that apple-head is. 96 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,784 I don't know. 97 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,661 He's been gone about five hours, now, 98 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,872 and I told him to meet us here on the hill in an hour. 99 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,169 Here he is. 100 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,213 Oh, I'll take care of him. 101 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,925 - Well? - How are ya? 102 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,760 - Explain yourself. - Where ya been? 103 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,595 You told me to go up to the barbershop 104 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:04,846 to the red light, didn't ya? 105 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,473 - And? - Well, that red light 106 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,724 was a bus going to Boston. 107 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,267 Oh! 108 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,693 Oh, my hat! 109 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,695 It's all right, madam. You got nothing to worry about. 110 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,113 Come on, boys. On it. 111 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,782 LARRY: Okay. I'll take the brake off. 112 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,298 Hiya. Here's your hat, madam. 113 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,384 Oh, well-- Why, you're the three horsemen. 114 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,843 Now, you must come with me 115 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,637 and take these wet clothes off right away. 116 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,972 Oh, we couldn't do that. 117 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,474 - Come on... - We can't do that, can we? 118 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,102 Come on. Come on. 119 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,853 Girls, I got 'em. I got 'em. 120 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,188 What, the jitters? 121 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,439 No, no, the three horsemen. 122 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,776 Come on in, boys, and meet the girls. 123 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,113 Honey, will you marry me? 124 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:08,034 Oh, toots, I'm telling you, you more than won me. 125 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,703 It's low man again. 126 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,586 [WHOOPING] 127 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,133 What are you studying at college? 128 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,469 Pig Latin. 129 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,347 Hat-way are-ay ou-yay oing-day onight-tay? 130 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,849 [CHUCKLES] 131 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,892 You wouldn't know a thing about that, would you? 132 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,477 Oh, o-nay. 133 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,896 Ah-- 134 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,149 And what are you taking up at college? 135 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,318 Oh, a dime here and-- 136 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,694 College? 137 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,945 Oh. Gold digging. 138 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,572 Oh, a miner. 139 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,617 No, I'm 36. Larry's a minor. He's 44. 140 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,619 Oh, you funny man. 141 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,287 [LAUGHS] 142 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,498 [LAUGHING] Oh, that's so... 143 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,630 Now, hold on. 144 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,840 What do you think you're at, here? 145 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,968 Well, maybe you're right. 146 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,679 I'll bet you're the best football player. 147 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,348 I can't play football. 148 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,433 Oh, you heroes are all so modest. 149 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,976 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. 150 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,561 No, what I really meant was, 151 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,064 what's included in your curriculum? 152 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,484 What--? I-- I mean, what do you study? 153 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,362 Well, music, uh, songwriting and whatnots. 154 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,197 - Songwriting? - Yeah. 155 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,366 Did you ever hear of "Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow"? 156 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,285 Why, yes. Did you write that? 157 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,579 No, I shoveled it. 158 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,705 I had the... 159 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,207 Say, you girls don't know it, 160 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,917 but these boys are all wet. 161 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,502 ALL: Who's all wet? 162 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,920 You boys go into the other room 163 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,588 and put on some dry clothes. 164 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,757 Now, run along, dear. I want you to be comfortable. 165 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,008 Come along, my hero. 166 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,551 You will hurry, won't you? 167 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,137 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 168 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,643 Well, here we are. 169 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,019 Whoo! Look what blew in. 170 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,270 Get her. 171 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,148 Boy, did I pick myself a double order of skunk. 172 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,983 She thinks it's ermine. 173 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:07,153 I should have got two pair of pants with this. 174 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,655 Will the lady with the lucky number 175 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,240 come and get me, please? 176 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,242 Let him alone. Ooh! 177 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,745 Step over to the bar, boys. Make yourself a drink. 178 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:16,996 Here's one for you. 179 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,331 To the bar. 180 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,418 I'll take a stein of gin. 181 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,508 Say. 182 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,592 Yeah? 183 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,678 Do you like some sparkling water with your liquors? 184 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,847 - Always. - Always. Yeah. 185 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,351 [LAUGHS] 186 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,936 "Sparkling water with your liquors." 187 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,397 [LAUGHING] Sparkling water... 188 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,612 Hey-- 189 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,454 Ah! 190 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,064 [WHOOPING] 191 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,405 Just a minute. This has gone far enough. 192 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,449 Don't you know there are ladies present? 193 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,165 - [ALL LAUGH] - Okay, okay, okay! 194 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,334 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 195 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,086 Wait a minute. You're playing too rough. 196 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,379 Let's play Post Office. 197 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,798 Ah, that's a kid's game. 198 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,049 Not the way I play it. 199 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,467 [ALL LAUGH] 200 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,636 I've got it. Blind Man's Bluff. 201 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,346 - That's it! - Okay! 202 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,807 Wait a minute. What's that Blind Man's Bluff? 203 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,892 If it's what I think it is, we're going home. 204 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:04,270 Not me. I'm staying. 205 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,189 - You're staying, eh? - I'm still staying. 206 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,524 - Yeah. - You staying now? 207 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,359 - Hold it, now. - I don't know now. I... 208 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,112 Well, in case you decide to go, you better leave that here. 209 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,739 Oh, I see. 210 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,783 Bandits... 211 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:17,909 - What--? - Hey, hey. 212 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,203 - What's going on, here? - Turn those lights on. 213 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,496 I can't see a thing. 214 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,914 Spin ‘em around, girls. 215 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,582 And when you catch us, you get a kiss. 216 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,834 I told you to stay. 217 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,085 - [LAUGHS] - Wait a minute, now. 218 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,711 Take it easy, now. No spinning too-- 219 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,421 Wait a minute, now. 220 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,631 Here I am, honey. 221 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,509 [WHOOPING] 222 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,552 Here I am, honey. 223 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,012 LARRY: Yoo-hoo, baby! 224 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,848 - Where are you? - WOMAN: Beep, beep. 225 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,099 - I got you. - Where are you? 226 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,350 WOMAN: Beep, beep. 227 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,685 - MOE: I got you. - LARRY: Come on. 228 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,853 - I see you, now. - WOMAN: Beep, beep. 229 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,563 Here I come, ready or not. 230 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,356 - Yoo-hoo. I got you. - Where are you, honey? 231 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,816 WOMAN: Beep, beep. 232 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,985 Ah, sugarplum. 233 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,779 Oh, baby. 234 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,614 Cutie-pie. 235 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,256 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 236 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,218 Come on. 237 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,720 Oh, chiseling, eh? 238 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,971 Joe, let me explain. 239 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,223 Explain nothing. Come on, guy. 240 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,725 We'll clean house 241 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,643 - with these mugs. - Joe, wait a minute! 242 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,729 [ALL GRUNTING] 243 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,400 - Out of the way. - LARRY: I'm holding 'em back. 244 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,611 - Out of the way! - I can't. I'm holding 'em back! 245 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,572 [SCREAMS] 246 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,198 Ow! 247 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,825 Joe, wait a minute. Joe-- 248 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,201 Ah, get away from here. 249 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,829 Take it easy, now. Get up. Hold that door. 250 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,164 [SCREAMS] 251 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,500 [THUGS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 252 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,252 Get down to the cellar on that dumbwaiter 253 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,046 and send it right back up. Hurry. 254 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,548 LARRY: Hey, how 'bout me? 255 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,925 You're next. 256 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,176 Now? 257 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,552 Ow! 258 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,762 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 259 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,722 [WHOOPING] 260 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,059 Hurry. Hurry back. Hurry! 261 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,268 Hey, open that door! 262 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,401 - Get started. - Hold it. 263 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,278 Go down to the cellar and send it back up. 264 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,782 Now, hurry, hurry, hurry. 265 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:21,783 Okay. 266 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,326 [LARRY SCREAMS] 267 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,204 Oh-- Oh! 268 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,246 [THUGS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 269 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,709 [MOE SCREAMS] 270 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,505 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 271 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,720 Hey, they're down in the basement. Hurry. 272 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,389 Just a minute. Now, you listen to me. 273 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,100 Those men are the three famous horsemen from Boulder Dam. 274 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,143 Uh, hey, you head 'em off that way. 275 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,687 I'll-- I'll go down the dumbwaiter. 276 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,480 - Right! - Quick! 277 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,608 [JOE SCREAMS] 278 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,027 [YELLING] - Oh! 279 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,737 [WHOOPING] 280 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,618 JOE: Hey! 281 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,038 Come on, fellas. Let's take this like men. 282 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,335 You guys want to play football for me? 283 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,378 Well, uh... 284 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,088 Yeah. 285 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,258 We can't play football. 286 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,385 Oh, I know. 287 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,972 You're afraid you're gonna lose your amateur status, huh? 288 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,765 Oh, say, that's all right. 289 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,225 I'll protect you guys. 290 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,729 Now, listen, nobody will ever see ya play. 291 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,939 Nobody will ever hear ya play. 292 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,942 We'll play it behind closed doors. 293 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,570 Well, what do you say? 294 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,739 - Okay. - Spread out. 295 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,757 Spread out. 296 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,886 Hey, I don't know anything about this game. 297 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,971 It's easy. When the pitcher pitches-- 298 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,683 This is football, chump. 299 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,393 All you gotta do when a man gets the ball 300 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,228 is tackle him. Get it? 301 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,189 The man with the ball, bring him down. 302 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,775 [BLOWS WHISTLE] All right, throw me the ball. 303 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,622 How's that, Moe? 304 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,165 Wasn't that great? 305 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,458 That's tacklin'. 306 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,918 Say, what's the big idea, anyway? 307 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,211 He told us to do it. 308 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,754 Oh, he did, eh? 309 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,048 Ah, now, get going. 310 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,425 Oh, professional jealousy, eh? 311 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,094 Ah, you... 312 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,097 Are you sure these are the three horsemen? 313 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,015 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 314 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,809 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 315 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,734 Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- 316 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,866 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 317 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,162 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. 318 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,128 Oh... 319 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,891 - Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- - Whoo, whoo, whoo! 320 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 321 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,109 Six, three, two, hip. 322 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,868 MOE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 323 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,035 MAN: Whoa. Get the ball. 324 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,745 Hey. 325 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,875 REFEREE: Come on, come on. 326 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,543 If them guys are clowning, 327 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,879 they better cut it out before I get sore. 328 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,886 [ALL GRUNT] 329 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,345 PLAYER 1: One, two, three. 330 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,682 PLAYER 2: Eleven, 14, nine. Hike. 331 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,478 - PLAYER 1: Hike! - PLAYER 3: Get him! 332 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,814 - Hey, come on. - [CURLEY WHOOPING] 333 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,066 LARRY: Come on. 334 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,405 Over to the right a bit. 335 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,656 Now, a little closer. 336 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,283 Now, hold it. 337 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,120 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 338 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,623 - PLAYER 1: Let's go, gang. - PLAYER 2: Come on, guys. 339 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,499 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 340 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,463 Hold it. 341 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,007 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Give me that ball. 342 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,675 Come here. Come. 343 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,471 - Ooh! Ooh. - I got it. 344 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,390 Get on the field. 345 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,351 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 346 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,353 Hey, what do we do when we get the ball? 347 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,647 Why, apple-head, all you gotta do when you get the ball 348 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,232 is go that way. Go that way. 349 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,691 - Oh. - You understand? 350 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,610 Yeah, I do, but I don't think he does. 351 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,946 - Do you get it? - Certainly. 352 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,239 PLAYER 1: Hike! 353 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,907 PLAYER 2: Come on. Let's go. 354 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,201 Six, three, two, hip. 355 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,665 MOE: Hey, come back! Hey! 356 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,208 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 357 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,045 See, we did that. 358 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,797 You know, uh, I... 359 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,052 [PLAYERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 360 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,012 They made a touchdown, didn't they? 361 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,764 Yeah. 362 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,015 Get in here. 363 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,392 Wait a minute. What do we do now? 364 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,977 You get up there and block that kick. 365 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,395 Grab him on that side. Get him up. 366 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,854 What do you mean, block that kick? 367 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,648 Just keep the ball from going over the bar. 368 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,525 Okay. 369 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,277 [PLAYER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 370 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,116 Why, the dirty double-crossers. 371 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,326 They threw this game on purpose. 372 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,287 Come on, boys. 373 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,875 Ooh, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. 374 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,218 Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- 375 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,262 [WHOOPING] 376 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,640 [♪♪♪] 24753

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