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Hank, what are you
doin' there, bud?
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Oh Mark deli-gated
the signs to me.
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The hell Mark?
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I told you to add
one sign that says
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"Fourth of July Baloney Sale."
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Nobody cares about baloney, Dad.
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I like baloney.
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It's like eating slices
from a giant hot dog.
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Yeah, Hank gets it.
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Our brand is quality,
not gimmicks.
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I'm telling you Dad,
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you're leaving
money on the table.
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Yeah, by paying
you to dick around.
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Did you prep the fixings?
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Nah, I delegated it to Hank.
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Hank, did you prep the fixings?
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Uh. Not yet.
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Mark had me drive to Vineland
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to pick up the liquid nitrogen.
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Liquid nitrogen?
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What'd you do?
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What the?
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Yo, how phat is that?
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Frickin' Derpin Dots machine!
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How much did this
monstrosity cost?
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I'm telling you,
man, in the future,
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everybody's gonna be eating
futuristic ice cream.
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I'm gonna ask you one more time:
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How much did this cost?
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Sixteen thousand dollars.
That's it.
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“Sixteen Thous-- ”!?
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How!?!?
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Where did you ev--
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You better return
that thing right now!
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You know Dad, it wouldn't
hurt to at least say
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you're proud of your son
for setting up a liquid
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nitrogen thermal
chamber by himself
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without even reading
the instructions.
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What the hell--
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Ah!
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Damnit Dad.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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How the hell are we
gonna pay for this?
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Well I just so happen
to be in the process of
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10x-ing our savings so.
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What does that mean?
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What did you do?
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Yeah, let's just say I did
a little... re-allocating.
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I'm about to
re-allocate your ass!
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Dad, chill okay.
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All I did was reinvest
in a low risk,
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high yield
"soft asset speculation."
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What does that mean, Marcus!?
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Check the store room.
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Thank me later.
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Y-y-you liquidated our savings
to buy stuffed animals?
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Yo these aren't just
stuffed animals, Dad.
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These are Teenie Floofs,
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highly sought
after collectibles.
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Woah woah woah Dad come on!
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That was a limited
edition Misty the Unicorn.
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That alone cost $2700.
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Twenty se--?!
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That's it. You're fired.
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What?! How are you
gonna fire your own son?
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Because all you do
is cockamamie stunts.
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You don't do any real work.
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You just delegate
to your brother.
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Pfft, yo that's ridiculous.
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Now would ya call 9-1-1?
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I think I'm having
a heart attack.
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I got you, Dad.
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Hank, call 9-1-1.
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♪ Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪
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♪ Until them
robots came along. ♪
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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ But I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI
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♪ Now we're
Universal Basic Guys. ♪
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♪ It may not
sound like much. ♪
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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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Ugh. It's truly
the end of summer
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when the ol' water
ice shoppe shuts down.
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You'll live.
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Andrea, this place
is a treasure.
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It's one of the few perks
of living in South Jersey.
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I bet our Humantis robots
could easily make this stuff.
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How dare you?
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Barry is a master craftsman.
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It's like getting
sushi made by Jiro
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or a macaron made by
Pierre Desfontaines.
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It's just sugar and water David.
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Probably why half this
town has diabetes.
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Hey, Mark.
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'Sup guys.
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Ah crap. Come onnnn.
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Ugh. Why does this stupid
place have to close
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for the whole season?
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It's ridiculous.
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Hey yo! Yo!
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Yo! Please!
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Gary, just look at him.
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No.
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Oh come on, poor guy just wants
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one last little ole'
water ice for the season.
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What's the big deal?
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Barry! What the heck!?
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What can I do you for?
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Thanks so much dude.
Really appreciate it.
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Let me get a... uh...
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five gallon tub of the
chocolate peanut butter cup.
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Um...
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No. It's a slippery slope.
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It's just one tub, Gary.
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Gotta agree with
Barry on this one.
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Uh excuse me?
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Why do you need a five
gallon tub so bad anyway?
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I gotta stock up for the winter.
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You know, since you guys are
closed for fricken six months.
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I don't know what you
guys are thinking,
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you know you're leaving
money on the table.
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No it's not about the money.
I know my brother.
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Well I know business.
And what I see right here is
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the next fricken Wolfgang Puck,
but of water ice.
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You gotta let this
dude spread his wings.
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You hear that, Gary?
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Somebody sees my potential.
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I'm doing this for you!
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You're a delicate
little butterfly
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that needs to be protected.
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Don't you patronize me.
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Maybe I want to spread my wings!
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Maybe I want to make this
man a tub of water ice!
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Yeah now that's what
I'm talking about!
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Oh you'd better not.
We just cleaned those machines.
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Oh no. I broke one of Gary's
precious "rules."
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If you turn that thing on,
I am done.
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You can go "spread your wings"
with this ding-dong.
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Woah there. I got news for you.
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This "ding-dong" could make
more money over the winter
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than you could make all summer.
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Okay, yeah. My butt.
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Listen Barry,
you really want to be
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on your deathbed thinking,
what would my life look like
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if I'd said "Yes"
to making that tub?
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C'mon Bar.
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Don't be stupid.
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Oh yeaaah. Let's go!
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Not only did I get the tub,
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the place is now gonna
be open all year round.
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Woah! How'd you manage that?
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Oh I'll tell you
how I managed that.
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You bought a hat?
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No Tam.
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I'm their new business
manager, baby!
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Oh. Wow.
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You sure you're, uh...
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qualified to run a
business like that?
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Pfft absolutely.
I got tons of experience
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in the family
restaurant business.
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Yeah...
and how'd that turn out?
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You gotta think
of the perks, Tam.
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Not only do we get
unlimited water ice,
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but if you have any
feedback or ideas,
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I'm all ears.
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You know, I've always thought
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the chocolate chip ratio
was a little off...
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If only you knew the manager...
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So obviously,
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you're gonna handle product
development and production,
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while I focus on ideation,
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long term strategy
and promotions.
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You're the engine.
I'm the GPS.
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Now what about
inventory and accounting
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and all the other
stuff that Gary did?
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Yeah so that now falls
under your vertical.
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Well he also kept
the kitchen organized
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and cleaned the bathroom.
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Maybe you could help
with some of that?
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Totally hear you, Bar.
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I can absolutely help with that.
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Okay Hank. So you've got
the most important job
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in the whole place.
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President?
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No.
You clean the bathrooms.
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Oh.
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Let me tell you,
the first thing people
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judge a restaurant by
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is how clean their
bathrooms are.
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You could be the
fricken French Laundry
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but if you got skid
marks on the toilet,
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forget it.
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Woah. That's a serious
responsibility.
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Sure is, pal.
Can we entrust you
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to be the guardian
of the throne?
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It would be my honor.
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Also, Hank,
bathroom's for customers only.
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We've had some problems
with the homeless people
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camping out in there, so.
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Got it.
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Hello.
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Hey, would it be cool
if I use the bathroom?
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Oh, uh,
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the bathrooms are
for customers only.
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Are you gonna buy water ice?
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Uh... yeah.
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Oh. Okay then.
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So I'm thinking we could
convert the store closet
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into an upscale
speakeasy offering, like,
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high-end custom
water-ice cocktails.
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What do you think of that?
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Uhhh... I should
really get started
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on today's batches.
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Bar, you gotta make
time for blue-skying.
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If you're always
focused on today,
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you're never cooking
up tomorrow's big idea.
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Hm.
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Oh you know what,
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I have always flirted
with the idea of doing
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a seasonal pumpkin flavor,
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of course Gary always said no.
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Mm, pumpkin spice.
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I love it Bar.
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Or no... just pumpkin.
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No spices.
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Ah whatever.
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Go make it happen!
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Go create baby!
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Oh boy. Okay.
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Well this is exciting!
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Yo yo.
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Got some good news.
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You know James "Jelly" Martin?
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The influencer guy who
does those dessert reviews?
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Bingo.
He's gonna be doing a
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review of your new flavor.
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How bout that?
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Well that's amazing!
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Yep. He's gonna
pop by on Friday.
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Woah.
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Well that's in two days!
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I won't be ready by then.
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I...I just started
experimenting.
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Barry, did you ever hear the
story about how Gordon Ramsay
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became the best
chef in the world?
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I mean,
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I don't know
if he's the best chef
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in the world, but.
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He outworks all the other guys.
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It's all about the grindset.
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If you wanna take things
to the next level,
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you gotta put in the hours, dude
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You're right.
I got this.
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Yo, there we go.
That's the spirit.
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Okay I'm heading out.
Have a good one!
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Occupied.
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Oh, we're actually closed now.
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Okay well, I'll just let
myself out when I'm done.
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Well it's just, you know,
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if you don't buy water ice,
you can't use the bathroom so.
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Okay, well,
I bought water ice.
263
00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,761
Oh, you got a receipt that
I could
264
00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:19,397
just take a look at real quick?
265
00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,936
No.
I bought it a long time ago.
266
00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:22,572
Oh.
267
00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,510
Yeah once you're a customer,
you're a customer forever.
268
00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:27,080
Everyone knows that.
269
00:08:27,081 --> 00:08:28,249
Oh. Okay.
270
00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,596
Yo, today's the big day.
271
00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:09,999
How we feeling, bud?
272
00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:11,436
I did it.
273
00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:14,809
Oh baby. Yo, I gotta hit this.
274
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,115
Not bad. Not bad.
275
00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,685
Could maybe use a
little more spice,
276
00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:21,121
but nice work, Bar.
277
00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:26,866
Oh my god. Is Jelly...
278
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,867
what time is Jelly coming?
279
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,470
Oh he left about two hours ago.
280
00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,409
Wait what!?
Why didn't you wake me?
281
00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:32,377
You were taking a power nap.
282
00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,280
Sleep is crucial to
the creative process,
283
00:09:34,281 --> 00:09:35,415
I didn't want to disturb you.
284
00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:35,951
But I...
285
00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,453
did he...?
286
00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,722
Oh boy.
He just posted a review.
287
00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:39,390
Check it out.
288
00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:40,893
Hey! I'm here at Glantontown's
289
00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,731
famous "Barry's Water Ice"
290
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,466
with the shop's
creative visionary,
291
00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,704
Mark Hoagies.
292
00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,272
So we've been working
'round-the-clock
293
00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:50,045
on the shop's first
new flavor in decades:
294
00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:51,481
Pumpkin Spice!
295
00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,651
Well it's not pumpkin spice.
296
00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:53,853
Shhh! Just watch.
297
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,592
Mmmm. Not bad.
Not bad at all.
298
00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:59,097
I'm going 8.7.
299
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,901
8.7
300
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,806
Wow. That's a really
high rating for him!
301
00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,010
I know right!?
Okay watch.
302
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:06,879
Thanks Jelly.
303
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,750
Just want to tell
everyone to come on down
304
00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:11,622
to Barry's Water Ice in
Glantontown this Sunday
305
00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,327
for “Free Pumpkin
Spice Water Ice Day! ”
306
00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:15,563
Free water ice day?
307
00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:17,835
This guy has like a
million followers Mark!
308
00:10:17,836 --> 00:10:19,772
I know! It's great, right?
309
00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:24,681
Oh no. Oh boy.
310
00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:28,021
Mark, you advertised free water
ice to millions of people.
311
00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:30,693
You need to run these
kind of promotions by me!
312
00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:32,897
Barry, we either grow or we die.
313
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,236
Don't you want to show Gary
that he was holding you back?
314
00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:36,171
There is just no way
315
00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:38,442
I can make that much
water ice by Sunday!
316
00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,179
I make every batch by hand!
317
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,553
Well then it sounds like what
you need is more hands...
318
00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:47,159
Barry, I want you to
meet our new VP team!
319
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,931
First up I want to introduce
you to David Jinglebells.
320
00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:52,805
You might know me as
the guy who always tips.
321
00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:55,042
David here will be our
new Executive Sous Chef,
322
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:57,380
supporting you with whatever
you need in the kitchen.
323
00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:58,817
I'm merely a sponge
324
00:10:58,818 --> 00:11:01,254
ready to soak in
your culinary genius.
325
00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,258
Oh... uh... thank you.
326
00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:04,427
And this is Tammy,
327
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:05,997
our new VP of product.
328
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,101
I thought I was in
charge of product.
329
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:08,904
100%.
330
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,607
She's just here to
support your vision bud.
331
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,410
As a lifelong
water ice consumer,
332
00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:13,646
Tammy has a refined palate
333
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,416
and can provide
valuable insights
334
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,220
from a consumer perspective.
335
00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:19,023
Isn't she your wife?
336
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,228
Like I said,
she has great taste.
337
00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:23,099
And this here is Darren,
338
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,104
our new Associate VP
of Customer Relations.
339
00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:27,774
Darren here not
only brings a bit of
340
00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:29,477
much-needed diversity
to the shop,
341
00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:32,917
but his youthful exuberance can
help us tap into a younger demo.
342
00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:36,491
You gave a VP title
to a fifteen year old?
343
00:11:36,492 --> 00:11:37,594
He's sixteen actually.
344
00:11:37,595 --> 00:11:38,428
Fourteen.
345
00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:39,364
Well listen,
346
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,668
as long as you have
passion for water ice,
347
00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,704
you'll be fine.
348
00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:43,206
I don't.
349
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,379
Uh. So my boss said that you
aren't a customer forever,
350
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,450
and that if you're not
gonna buy water ice,
351
00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:50,821
you gotta leave. I'm sorry.
352
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:51,956
He said that, eh?
353
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,829
News to me.
Well, okay.
354
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:58,068
Ah... I guess I'll have to
buy some “More ” water ice.
355
00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,705
Can I borrow four dollars?
356
00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:00,574
Uh...
357
00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,343
I'm good for it I swear.
358
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:03,847
Okay, sure.
359
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,349
Here you go.
360
00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:07,354
Thanks.
361
00:12:07,889 --> 00:12:10,760
Okay, here, can you bring me
a small water ice?
362
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:11,863
You got it.
363
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,870
Chef, is there a ritual
for hand washing?
364
00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,740
I just wash them
when they're dirty.
365
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:18,876
Ah, brilliant.
366
00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:19,778
I was thinking
367
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:22,116
a peppermint eggnog
flavor could be fun.
368
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,119
Okay before we get
into new flavors,
369
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,324
I need help with
the basic flavors.
370
00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:27,493
First up,
371
00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:29,631
chocolate peanut butter cup.
372
00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:31,301
Okay.
Cup of cocoa powder,
373
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,004
four heaping scoops
of peanut butter--
374
00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:35,008
You should probably
use an electric mixer.
375
00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:35,878
It'd be a lot easier.
376
00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,248
No no no. The key to the
textural balance
377
00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,383
is mixing by hand.
378
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,119
Ugh I love it.
379
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,322
Like the old
vignerons of Burgundy.
380
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:45,997
Oh and what is the intention
behind choosing a wooden spoon
381
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,700
over say, a metal spoon?
382
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,739
To add notes of oak
to the flavor profile?
383
00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:52,677
Uh... The metal spoon's
in the dishwasher.
384
00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:53,145
Ah.
385
00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:54,614
Alright you know what?
386
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,252
You're gonna go prep
the strawberries.
387
00:12:56,787 --> 00:12:59,191
Thank you, chef.
This is a great honor.
388
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:02,931
Hmm... Yo what's better,
the Tropical Mango
389
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,802
or the Hammonton Blueberry?
390
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:07,540
Ah... I don't know.
I don't really like water ice.
391
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,110
Excuse me for just one second...
392
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:09,912
HR! HR!
393
00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:11,915
Can you just act like
you like water ice?
394
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,585
Come on, man.
395
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,921
Oh, you want me to just
lie to the customers?
396
00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:15,924
That's messed up.
397
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,794
One small mango, please.
398
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,865
Hank. You don't have to
pay for water ice.
399
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,601
You work here, bud.
400
00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,403
Oh, it's not for
me. It's for Vern.
401
00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:23,071
Vern?
402
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,340
The guy in the bathroom.
403
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,246
Hey! You got my water ice?
404
00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,786
So I was told you gotta pay
for it with your own money.
405
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:30,987
Okay listen, Hank.
406
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,325
I want to buy water
ice, I really do.
407
00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:36,130
But I've hit kind of
a rough patch in life.
408
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:38,068
And you know, I'm working
my way back though.
409
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,205
In fact, I've been
applying for jobs.
410
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,544
And I promise you,
the minute I'm back on my feet,
411
00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,147
I'm gonna buy water ice.
412
00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:44,849
Please?
413
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,718
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, Vern.
414
00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:47,954
Is there anything
I can do to help?
415
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:48,889
Actually, yeah.
416
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,360
I just need a few
things from the kitchen.
417
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:52,364
No problem.
418
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,267
Oh yeah, completely agree.
419
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,070
Healthcare, Web3
I mean those are growth spaces
420
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,807
that we're definitely exploring.
421
00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:58,475
Oh hey Bar,
422
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,813
I want you to meet
Lil Jawn Dice here.
423
00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:02,950
He's a local influencer
and hip-hop artist.
424
00:14:02,951 --> 00:14:04,319
Little Jaundice?
425
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,556
Nah. Jawn Dice.
426
00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,827
Mr. Dice here is actually
interested in a collab:
427
00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:10,198
an exclusive sizzurp flavor drop
428
00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:12,704
for anyone who owns
a Ganja Skunk NFT.
429
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:14,006
Uh... What?
430
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:14,676
Hey Barry!?
431
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,344
Where's the maple syrup?
432
00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,547
Wait maple syrup?
433
00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,517
Never mind! I found it.
434
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,588
Excuse me for just one second.
435
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,324
Oh yeah that's the good stuff.
436
00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:24,996
Um excuse me.
What's all this?!
437
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,001
Experimenting with a new flavor:
maple bacon.
438
00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,974
No.
We do not do tacky fad flavors.
439
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:33,479
We use simple,
fresh ingredients--
440
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,619
and we mix everything by hand.
441
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,790
What the hell is this!?!?
442
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,360
Oh. Those are all the rejects.
443
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:41,863
Hold up.
444
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:43,532
That's all you did in an hour!?
445
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:46,071
Well, I know you have
such high standards.
446
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,875
Oh my god, alright.
447
00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:50,179
You got this Barry.
Just do it yourself.
448
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,116
Oh also, I need you
to pick up my medicine
449
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,622
from my uh... the pharmacist.
450
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:55,690
Uh yeah, okay.
451
00:14:55,691 --> 00:14:56,292
What in the hell?
452
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:57,927
He's right behind
the Burrito Bell
453
00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,566
on Harrison street,
you can't miss him.
454
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,469
Oh my god.
455
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:03,472
Oh hey, Barry.
456
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:05,910
Mark we need to--
457
00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:07,346
What the hell are you doing!?
458
00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:08,416
Ice bath.
459
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,451
Why!?
460
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,789
Helps me quickly recover
after a hard day of
461
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,024
thinking about
innovating, you know.
462
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:15,329
Listen Mark.
There is no fricken way
463
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,634
I'm gonna have enough
water ice ready for Sunday!
464
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:20,338
Well, let's not make perfect
the enemy of good here, Bar.
465
00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:23,211
Mark, do you understand
that I pride myself
466
00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:26,284
on making the best water
ice in South Jersey?
467
00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,355
You have got to
call off this event.
468
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,960
Okay, you're clearly
stressed and overworked here.
469
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,797
Why don't you take
a mental health day?
470
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,168
Go to the Spa.
Reset and recharge.
471
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,305
So you'll call off the
free water ice day?
472
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,344
Don't worry.
I'll handle it.
473
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,514
Thank you.
474
00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:44,387
Hey, Vern. Got the
succulents you asked for.
475
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,160
Oh no.
476
00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,397
He didn't buy water ice.
477
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,820
What. The. Hell!?!?
478
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:01,621
Thank you very much.
479
00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:04,829
Yo! There he is.
Looking rejuvenated.
480
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,501
Hey! You said you
called off this stunt!
481
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:10,238
No. I said I'd handle it.
And it's handled!
482
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:10,974
Boom.
483
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,677
Yuck. Tastes like a
cheap scented candle.
484
00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:15,482
Honestly I'd rather just
pay for good water ice.
485
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,123
This is garbage.
Who made this!?
486
00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,695
Hey there, Barry!
You feeling refreshed?
487
00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,131
Oh my,
488
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:25,870
oh,
489
00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:27,374
oh my--
490
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,375
Uh,
491
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:34,153
Yo Hank, can you call 9-1-1?
492
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:38,929
Ugh, it was my strawberries.
I could see it in his eyes.
493
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,699
One of the ones
I prepped was lopsided,
494
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,134
I saw it.
495
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,674
Yeah probably, but don't beat
yourself up about it.
496
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:44,974
Well, he's not dead.
497
00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,143
Oh, thank God.
498
00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:48,516
He had a severe
stress-related heart attack.
499
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,354
Oh, just like Dad!
That's a weird coincidence.
500
00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:54,294
Oh god. That's it.
It's over.
501
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,598
The water ice shoppe is done.
502
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,034
No it's not.
503
00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,974
I came here to take this
business to the next level
504
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,412
and that, by darn it,
is what I'm gonna do.
505
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,983
Without Barry,
this business is nothing.
506
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,352
So we got a sub-par product?
507
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,956
There's lots of
successful business
508
00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:12,028
that I can't name for legal
reasons have sub-par products.
509
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:13,799
It isn't always about quality.
510
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,338
Sometimes,
it's about gimmicks.
511
00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:22,450
So uh...
512
00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,187
what flavors do
you have for dogs?
513
00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:25,723
All of our normal flavors.
514
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,527
We just serve them in a bowl.
515
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:28,529
Even the chocolate?
516
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,330
Yeah.
517
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,133
I thought dogs can't
have chocolate.
518
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,404
Then don't get chocolate.
519
00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:34,574
Did you enjoy your
water ice bath sir?
520
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,643
Do you feel rejuvenated?
521
00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:37,113
I feel sticky.
522
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,959
“ I want to play a game. ”
523
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,529
“In order to escape this room,
524
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:48,268
you must finish the
entire tub of water ice. ”
525
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,177
My tummy hurts.
526
00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,050
Congratulations!
You completed the escape room!
527
00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,621
So that's gonna be
$80 for the water ice.
528
00:17:57,622 --> 00:17:59,692
You're lucky I didn't
call the police.
529
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,931
I'm not sure this
business model is working.
530
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,573
Vern?
531
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,375
Hey Hank.
532
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,247
Wow you look... uh...
not homeless.
533
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,885
Well, thanks to you providing me
with a safe home,
534
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,054
reliable meals,
535
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:17,058
and my mood
stabilizer medication,
536
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:18,795
I was able to get
back on my feet.
537
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:22,637
Now I'm the Regional Associate
Buyer for Weggler's Grocery.
538
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:25,042
Woah, that's awesome!
So does that mean...
539
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:25,778
Yes, Hank.
540
00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:28,114
I'm finally ready to
buy that water ice.
541
00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:31,420
And a lot of it.
I want to put Barry's Water Ice
542
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:33,425
in freezers across South Jersey.
543
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:34,560
Oh wow!
544
00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:35,296
Awesome!
545
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,197
No!
546
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,968
Barry?
547
00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:38,869
I'm Gary.
548
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:39,605
Well Gary,
549
00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:41,809
I'd like to make
you and your brother
550
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,612
the next Ben & Jerry.
551
00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:44,981
No. We are done.
552
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:46,284
We're selling this place.
553
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:49,122
Gary, an order like this
could save the business.
554
00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:50,125
Even with Barry
555
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,795
we couldn't fulfill
an order this big,
556
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,432
let alone guarantee quality.
557
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,836
Gary, just say "yes"
and we'll figure it out.
558
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,807
No. It's not humanly possible.
559
00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,713
You can't just delegate
your way out of this.
560
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:01,380
Hmm.
561
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,418
Not humanly possible...
562
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:06,725
I think I know how to
save this business.
563
00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,261
Not another cheap gimmick.
564
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,165
Listen, maybe my
gimmicks are what
565
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,068
gave my dad a heart attack,
566
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,471
destroyed his business,
gave Barry a heart attack
567
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,409
and are currently
destroying this business,
568
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,578
but now I realize...
569
00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,280
I was just doing
the wrong gimmicks!!
570
00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,352
Yo this is the one, I promise.
571
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,332
Oh god. What are you doing here?
572
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,201
I brought you a
little something...
573
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,571
Ta da!
574
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,175
What is this?
575
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,746
Give it a try, Bar.
I think you might be surprised.
576
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:36,317
Woah.
577
00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:38,421
This is actually
pretty darn good.
578
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:39,691
But how did you...?
579
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:45,269
Oh my god.
580
00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:48,709
Yo Bar!
581
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,647
Meet the BarryBots.
582
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,117
I tried to stop them.
583
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,088
I told them it's not the same.
584
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,324
Yeah. Actually it's better.
585
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,494
They work around the clock,
at double speed,
586
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,833
so we can stay open
all year round,
587
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:01,502
no problem.
588
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:03,939
And they make all kinds
of crazy flavors...
589
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,710
at Barry quality of course.
590
00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:08,181
Yes but it lacks
his je ne sais quoi!
591
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,618
That Barry magic.
592
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:13,291
I don't understand.
But how did they learn to--
593
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:16,063
We trained them on samples
from Mark and Tammy's tub,
594
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,233
security camera footage
595
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,438
and my husband's extensive
and weirdly detailed notes.
596
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:23,244
Oh god, I just feel so violated.
597
00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:24,781
I can't believe you
said "Yes" to this.
598
00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,854
Well now we can relax,
we can live stress-free
599
00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,826
while the Barrybots bring
joy to countless generations.
600
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:31,663
Oh, totally.
601
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:35,168
Until they turn on us and
make us human water ice.
602
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,170
Yeah but until then,
603
00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:38,543
we're gonna be making
a crap ton of money.
604
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:40,913
Well... we are.
605
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:42,851
Yeah.
You're all fired.
606
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:49,162
Yo Hank, you wanna grill up
these dogs, watch the Phillies?
607
00:20:49,163 --> 00:20:49,898
Actually, Mark.
608
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,802
I got something I
wanna show you...
609
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:55,408
I've been saving up my UBI
money and thanks to you,
610
00:20:55,409 --> 00:20:57,914
I finally realized what
I want to spend it on.
611
00:20:57,915 --> 00:20:59,851
Oh my god, Hank, you didn't!
612
00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,287
You got the Rocky statue?!
613
00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,489
Ta da!
614
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:03,859
Holy crap.
615
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,861
Hello.
616
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,230
What can I get you?
617
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,399
Baloney sandwich?
618
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,138
Aw you know it, Dad-robot.
619
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:11,407
Marcus?
620
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:12,711
Dad?
621
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,717
What is that?
622
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,319
A crossbow?
623
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,025
Why do you have
the jaws of life?
624
00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:22,196
Is that a cannon?
625
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:26,137
...Mark, you moron!
626
00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:29,645
Dammit, Hank.
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