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Mark, a soft
pretzel is not dinner.
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That's dessert.
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No, David,
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the cinnamon sugar
soft pretzel is dessert,
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but the cheese pretzel
can absolutely be dinner.
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It's got no nutritional value.
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Neither does lettuce, David.
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No thanks, pal. I'm good.
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Huh?
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I'm not here to sign up
for the Marines.
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Yeah, I didn't ask you.
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Yeah, but you were gonna ask me.
You were thinking about it.
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Actually, I wasn't.
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Oh please. I see
you sizing me up,
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thinking "That guy's
officer material."
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And I get it, I mean
I'm flattered, okay,
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but I'm good. Seriously.
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Yeah with all due respect,
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I don't think you
got what it takes.
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Oh yeah?
And what gives you that idea?
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Because you're
fat and you're old
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and you've got cheese
sauce on your face?
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Okay, pfft.
And you're the expert?
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I'm a Navy Seal.
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Oh wow, I did BUDS.
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I carried some logs on a beach
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and then I tied
a knot in a pool.
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Get outta here dude.
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BUDS is the most challenging
military training in the world.
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You think you can handle that?
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What are you,
5'8," 45 years old,
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probably 200 lbs?
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Yeah, but it's what's
in here that counts.
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What's that?
A couple of soft pretzels?
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Yo give me that sign up sheet.
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You're gonna be
feeling pretty silly
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when I'm back
here in a few weeks
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with a beret greener
than Kermit's ass.
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Yeah that's the
Army Special Forces.
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You a writer?
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I am actually,
how 'd you know?
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♪ Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪
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♪ Until them
robots came along. ♪
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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ But I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI
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♪ Now we're
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♪ It may not
sound like much. ♪
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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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Argh... Mark...
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Hey hun.
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You said you'd make the bed.
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Uh, actually I said I'd
think about making the bed
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and I thought about it
and I've decided that making
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the bed is a waste of time
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because you're just
gonna mess it up again.
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It's not about the bed.
It's about the gesture.
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This is a shared space,
and I'd like it to look nice.
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Sorry, Tam. I can't.
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Hank and I are flying out
to San Diego to start BUDS.
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When I get back
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you're gonna be
married to a Navy Seal.
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Oh nice.
What's his name?
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Mark Hoagies.
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But they're gonna probably
call me Eagle Eye or something.
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I'm gonna be a sniper.
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Or I'm gonna be one
of the guys, you know,
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that explodes the doors. Pow!
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Okay, Rambo.
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Well, Navy Seals
can still make a bed.
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Wish I could, Tam,
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but my country needs me.
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Paperwork in your right hand.
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Bags in your left.
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Line up shoulder-to-shoulder.
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Now! Let's go!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Oh man, this is
classic, right Hank?
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Ha, ha... Classic.
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Yo, I bet he's gonna
like call us "maggots."
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I am Chief Petty
Officer Phillips.
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From this point on you will
refer to me as "Chief."
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You will also respond
with "aye" instead of yes.
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Is that clear?
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Aye Chief!
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Sir Yes Sir! Crap. Aye Chief!
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Yo, you see that bell, Hank?
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That's the “Quitters Bell ”.
No way I'm ringing that thing.
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Here we go.
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Take off those
sunglasses, maggot.
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Classic.
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Hey!
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Ah, c'mon.
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Those were real Oakleys, boss.
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It's Chief.
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And I don't give a
crap what they were.
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Okay okay. I get it.
All part of the show.
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Well, Chief, bring it on.
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'Cause I ain't
ringing that bell.
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Oorah!
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You're absolutely right;
you're never ringing that bell.
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Because that bell is for
"BUDS" Navy Seal training.
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You are enlisted in
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“Navy Reserve
Reserves Basic Training! ”
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So when you say reserve
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do you mean like in
whiskey how the reserve
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is the special, elite batch?
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No! This is the exact
opposite of that.
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Okay, well then I think
I'm in the wrong place.
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Let's go Hank.
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Hey!
You're not going anywhere.
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You want to be in BUDS,
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first you gotta make it
past “Me ”!
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No problem, Chief.
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- Hey! Hank!
- Huh?
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Come on! Let's go.
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Boom, now we're in Buds.
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When did you
become so patriotic?
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Well I have a very
special guest coming over
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and I want him to
feel comfortable.
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Are you pledging a fraternity?
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No, so I met this Navy
Seal and-- get this--
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he wants me to
ghost write his memoir!
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This could be my
American Sniper!
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And you're sure
this guy's legit?
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He's not just some random crazy
dude you invited into our house?
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Wow, Andrea.
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This man is a decorated
member of our military.
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Show some respect!
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Oh my god. He's here.
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Out. Out. Okay, wow.
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I can't be in my
own living room?
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No. You're giving off some real
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anti-second amendment vibes.
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The chopper dropped us
about a mile from the village...
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it was pretty rough terrain,
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like the devil himself
had dragged a claw
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across the land...
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me and the boys
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we had no choice,
we just pressed on,
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I mean we had a job to do...
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Wow. This is incredible.
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And I'm sorry this was
with Seal Team Six?
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No.
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This was Seal Team X.
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Hm. Never heard of them.
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Well there's a reason for that.
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Ooooh. Juicy.
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Oh it gets juicier, bud.
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The tribe greeted
us pretty warmly.
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Simple people,
but highly intelligent.
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And what tribe was this?
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The Pashtuns? The Tajiks?
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The Schmagegglebops.
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Hm.
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And what was the mission again?
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There was, like,
a terrorist or something?
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Argh, All we were told was that
this was a high value target
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and to execute on sight.
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Only intel we had was that
he was about 4'5" blue-skin,
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big white beard with a giant
gold jewel in his forehead.
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Blue skin?
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So is that like a ceremonial
body paint thing?
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No., no, no...
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These guys are
full on blue gnomes.
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Then they got this radical sect
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that's trying to ethnically
cleanse the Dillydoos.
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Dillydoos?
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Yeah they're like these
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orange fuzzy things
with googly eyes.
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Poor bastards.
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Right.
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Alright ladies,
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hope you enjoyed
your last sleep 'til Friday.
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Are you ready for the
hardest week of your life?
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Oh hell yeah, Hank.
Did you hear that?
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We're just in time
for Hell Week.
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That's like the filet
mignon of BUDS.
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Uh, whose bed is this?
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Mine, Sir.
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What's your name?
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Hoagies, sir.
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But you can call me Eagle Eye.
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That is my cool sniper name.
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You've been here
the whole time?
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I don't recognize you.
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I try to make
myself invisible, sir.
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It's a sniper thing.
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How old are you?
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Uh... twenty-five sir.
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You're twenty-five?
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Damn boy.
You grew up hard, huh?
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Uh... yeah it's uh... progeria.
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What the hell is that?
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Genetic disease that
makes you look old, sir.
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I'm sorta the GI Jane
of progeria people, sir.
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Right.
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First you better
make that bed, recruit.
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Come on dude,
we're elite special forces.
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Can't we like get the army guys
to make our beds or something?
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You're not elite
special anything.
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You're not even a tadpole.
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Make the bed. Now.
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Ah, Yes sir.
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Okay, let's see here...
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Fold the sheet here.
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That looks about
right. That's right, yeah?
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C'mon recruit.
This is basic boot camp stuff.
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Exactly!
So let's go to the beach
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and lift some logs.
Come on.
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Nobody leaves this bunk
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until I can bounce a
quarter off your bed.
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Aw damn,
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that's the tightest
bed I've ever seen.
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Yeah see that's no good.
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Nobody actually wants
to sleep in a bed like that.
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It's not fluffy enough... sir.
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Recruits.
Get down and beat your faces
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until Hoagies makes the bed.
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Let's go Hoagies!
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Aye sir.
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Okay, uhhhh.
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Just missed breakfast, boys.
We'll stay as long as it takes.
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Okay, come on.
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I wanna see hospital corners!
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Come on, Hoagies.
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You're really letting your
brothers down, Hoagies.
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Relax, okay.
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I'm working on it.
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Alright, give me some space.
Just give me some space.
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You're all over me!
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You guys are all over me.
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Just get off!
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I wanna go home.
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I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Mark?
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Back already, eh?
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Missed you so much.
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How was it?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Right. Well,
I'm gonna go to work.
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I'll let you do your thing.
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Mark?
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What's up?
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I said I'm gonna go to work.
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I assume you'll be getting
into your next silly thing.
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Buying a jackhammer
or a snowmobile
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or something stupid...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jackmobile.
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Snowhammer. Yeah. Got it.
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You getting in, or...
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Yeah hon, I just...
need a second.
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Huh?
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Hey Mark.
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Did you sleep in bed last night?
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No, Ma'am.
If I don't sleep in the bed
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I don't gotta make the bed.
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I didn't ask you
to make the bed.
261
00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,131
You were thinking it though.
262
00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,867
Argh... No actually, I wasn't.
263
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,105
Sure. Yeah, you think
I can't do it, eh?
264
00:08:56,105 --> 00:08:57,607
Just like all the
rest of them. Yeah?
265
00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:58,544
You think I'm too dumb?
266
00:08:58,544 --> 00:08:59,746
Uh... What?
267
00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,415
Fine. I'll make the damn bed.
268
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,686
You think I can't make a bed?
269
00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,087
I can make a bed, dammit!
270
00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:06,425
I ain't afraid of
damn, stupid sheets!
271
00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:07,629
Okay...
272
00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:09,297
well I'm going to work.
273
00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:10,868
Blue people?
274
00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:13,304
What're you writing
Smurfs fan fiction?
275
00:09:13,305 --> 00:09:14,543
I have no idea.
276
00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:15,611
He keeps calling them like
277
00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:17,413
Schmagegglebops or something.
278
00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:18,048
Okay, David.
279
00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,554
This guy is clearly crazy.
You need to end this.
280
00:09:20,988 --> 00:09:22,859
You want me to tell a Navy Seal
281
00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:24,729
that I'm quitting
after one session?
282
00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:27,101
These guys are like
obsessed with not quitting.
283
00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:30,173
Do you really want to write this
thousand page Avatar knockoff?
284
00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:31,008
No, but...
285
00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,412
you know how I am
with confrontation...
286
00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:35,851
David. Enough.
Man up and end it.
287
00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,287
Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am.
288
00:09:38,088 --> 00:09:40,293
Mark? ...Mark?
289
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:42,598
I can't do it.
290
00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:43,967
Oh! It's okay.
291
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,971
You don't have to
make the bed, Mark.
292
00:09:46,706 --> 00:09:49,177
Oh! It's okay,
293
00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:51,148
it's okay! Shhh.
294
00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:52,985
Something happened
to me over there.
295
00:09:52,985 --> 00:09:54,154
Ah... over where?
296
00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:56,491
Ever since I came
back stateside, I just,
297
00:09:56,491 --> 00:09:57,728
I haven't been the
same you know.
298
00:09:57,728 --> 00:10:00,000
Mark, you were in
San Diego...
299
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,902
for a day.
300
00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:04,207
Was I? Really? I just...
Sorry it all blends together.
301
00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:05,644
The point is, I...
302
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,582
It's just really hard
for me to talk about.
303
00:10:07,582 --> 00:10:09,652
You can tell me.
It's okay.
304
00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:12,190
I was surrounded...
305
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,426
everyone was yelling.
306
00:10:13,561 --> 00:10:15,631
It was chaos.
Sergeant's barking orders.
307
00:10:15,764 --> 00:10:17,066
I see his lips moving
308
00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:20,071
but... all I hear
is like... ringing.
309
00:10:20,072 --> 00:10:21,643
I knew the mission,
310
00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:23,246
but... the stakes were
so damn high, Tam.
311
00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:26,519
It's like every time I put
the fitted sheet on a corner,
312
00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:28,022
the other side would pop off.
313
00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:28,757
Hold on.
314
00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:30,892
Are you talking
about making a bed?
315
00:10:30,893 --> 00:10:32,330
That's what this is about?
316
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,401
Yeah... It was horrible.
317
00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:36,305
Oh you think it's funny?
318
00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:37,509
You didn't see what I
saw over there, okay!
319
00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:40,246
You don't know what it's
like being in the line of fire!
320
00:10:40,246 --> 00:10:41,614
Mark hun, come on.
321
00:10:41,615 --> 00:10:42,918
You're just feeling embarrassed
322
00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:44,421
that you couldn't make
it through bootcamp.
323
00:10:44,421 --> 00:10:45,992
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
324
00:10:45,992 --> 00:10:47,628
You're trauma-shaming me!
325
00:10:47,628 --> 00:10:49,264
I thought you
supported the troops!
326
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:49,732
Pfft!
327
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,733
Embarrassed!?
328
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,469
That's ridiculous.
329
00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:52,906
I'm actually proud
because I got a very serious
330
00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:56,513
and heroic condition that
only brave soldiers get!
331
00:10:57,481 --> 00:10:59,686
We didn't want to risk
being spotted by the birds
332
00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:01,388
near the wizard school, see,
333
00:11:01,388 --> 00:11:02,291
cause you know,
334
00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:05,230
sometimes the birds
are actually wizard kids
335
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,568
doing that animal
magic or whatever.
336
00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:08,537
Right.
337
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,706
And where was this again?
338
00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:12,645
Abracadabrastan.
339
00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:14,414
Abracadabrastan.
340
00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:17,020
Listen,
I don't think I can do this.
341
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,422
Woah! What are
you talking about?
342
00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:19,724
I'm giving you great material!
343
00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,228
I know. It's just...
344
00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:23,333
I thought this was gonna
be more of a memoir,
345
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:27,207
and instead you're
pitching me Stargate meets
346
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:30,548
Smurfs meets Candyland
or something, you know?
347
00:11:30,548 --> 00:11:32,718
I'm telling you.
I was there, man.
348
00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:34,853
I got notes! Pages of notes!
349
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,726
This stuff is as
real as it gets!
350
00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:37,595
I know, I'm sure!
351
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,601
Listen, I can recommend
a really good therapist if--
352
00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,705
Hey man! I'm not crazy!
353
00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:44,141
I need you to tell my story!
354
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:46,580
Well I can't write it
if I don't believe it.
355
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,815
Well then, I'll show you.
356
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,251
You're coming on a ride along.
357
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,455
Yeah, I don't know if I
have time for a ride along...
358
00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,158
Alright sure! Sounds great.
359
00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:56,465
Yo one more...
360
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,568
We're closing, friend.
361
00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:59,338
Last call was
thirty minutes ago.
362
00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:00,707
C'mon dude. I got PTSD.
363
00:12:00,707 --> 00:12:02,511
You look like you've
had a long day.
364
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:03,881
Maybe it's time to go to bed.
365
00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:05,450
What did you say to me?
366
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:06,018
Nothing.
367
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,022
I just said maybe it's time
for bed. That's all.
368
00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:11,094
Hey, man. It's okay.
He didn't mean any harm.
369
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,269
You're a Seal, huh?
370
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,873
I don't really like
to talk about it.
371
00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:18,309
Hey man, I get it.
372
00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:19,512
The name's Arnold.
373
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,315
What's up dude.
Eagle Eye.
374
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,920
Eagle Eye.
Cool name.
375
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,991
I had a feeling
you was a sniper.
376
00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,129
Oh yeah?
Do I give off sniper vibes?
377
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:31,068
Big time.
I bet you seen some stuff.
378
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,006
Oh dude.
You don't even know, okay.
379
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:34,876
I got crazy PTSD actually.
380
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:35,942
Proud of you, man.
381
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:37,414
Not easy sharing our pain
382
00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:40,387
but it's the first step
towards feeling whole again.
383
00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:41,756
So what's the second step?
384
00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:44,562
For some, it's about moving on
with life.
385
00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:46,967
Finding joy in
family or whatever.
386
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,369
But for other men,
387
00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:49,606
the few,
388
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,344
the rare spartan
breed of iron-hearted,
389
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,347
pain-guzzling sickos,
390
00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:56,786
there's only one way forward...
391
00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:59,926
and that's by going
right back into hell,
392
00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:02,932
the only forge hot
enough to reshape us.
393
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,668
Damn dude. That's no joke.
394
00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,305
So, you tell me.
395
00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:09,344
What kind of man
are you, Eagle Eye?
396
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,048
Uh... I'm gonna go
with the second one.
397
00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:12,685
That sounded like the cool one.
398
00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:14,121
That's what I thought.
399
00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:15,354
What's this?
400
00:13:15,355 --> 00:13:16,560
An address.
401
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,064
Tomorrow night. 9pm.
402
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,870
So the rainbow-cano's in Nevada?
403
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,074
Are you sure you 're not
thinking of Las Vegas?
404
00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,478
Nah.
This definitely ain't Vegas.
405
00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:28,216
Woah!
406
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:30,318
Space gate? Seal
Team X operator code
407
00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:32,658
alpha two niner requesting
permission to enter.
408
00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:34,194
Uh. Permission granted.
409
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,831
Alright hold on to your helmet.
410
00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,200
It's about to get weird.
411
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,037
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
412
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,349
Oh my god!
413
00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,421
Are we dead?
414
00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:48,222
Nah, man.
415
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:50,160
You just traveled
through a wormhole.
416
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,729
Holy crap.
417
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,439
You see that building
at your three o'clock?
418
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:57,675
That's the Wizard school.
419
00:13:57,675 --> 00:14:00,815
Woah!
That's a real wizard student!
420
00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:02,251
So, believe me now?
421
00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,689
Oh yes! I am sorry
I ever doubted you!
422
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:05,991
Well, good.
423
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,260
We should probably
head back though
424
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,364
before the wizzies alert
the Shmagegglebops.
425
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:11,268
You mean those
little guys right there?
426
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,270
Wait what?
427
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,707
Oh crap.
428
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,241
Time to go. Brace yourself.
429
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:17,378
Wait what's the matter?
They're adorable.
430
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,084
No. They're hostile.
431
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,220
Missile! Incoming!
432
00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:22,892
Oh damnit,
433
00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,194
brace for impact!
We're going down!
434
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,964
Oh my god! Woah woah woah woah!
435
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,976
Well, look who showed up.
436
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,116
Yo, nice warehouse, dude, classic.
437
00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,855
Eagle Eye, meet
"The Expandables."
438
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:40,661
These guys are all
ex-special forces, like you.
439
00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:43,633
Live on beer, gear,
and kickin' ass.
440
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,035
Damn these guys are no joke.
441
00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,240
Oh. You ain't seen nothing yet.
442
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,877
Wait til you meet the new guy.
443
00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:50,747
Goes by the name "Braindead."
444
00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:53,252
Psycho graduated
BUDS in four days,
445
00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:55,389
and never once stopped smiling.
446
00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:58,362
Ah. Here he is now.
447
00:14:59,331 --> 00:14:59,566
Hank?
448
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,366
Oh hey Mark!
449
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,672
You missed Hell Week.
It was super fun.
450
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:04,909
We played in the water.
We ran around on the beach.
451
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:06,711
And get this, no bed time!
452
00:15:06,712 --> 00:15:07,781
Ride's here.
453
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,650
Where we headed?
454
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,919
Rescue Mission.
455
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,522
Abracadabrastan.
456
00:15:11,522 --> 00:15:13,793
Yoooo. That guy!
457
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,329
Ooh,
wait 'til this dude sees
458
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:18,235
who's rescuing his ass.
This is gonna be classic!
459
00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:20,975
Please don't kill me!
460
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,782
Calm yourself.
We are a peaceful people.
461
00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,653
Don't trust anything he says.
462
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,961
Well, if you're so peaceful,
why did he just hit my friend?
463
00:15:31,094 --> 00:15:33,332
We only strike those
who attack us first.
464
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,138
But aren't you guys like
terrorists or something.
465
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:37,306
To the oppressor,
466
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,444
anyone who
resists is a terrorist.
467
00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:42,518
We are merely just fighting
to preserve our way of life.
468
00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,321
I worry that soon our culture
469
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,056
and rich traditions
will be no more.
470
00:15:46,057 --> 00:15:49,064
Our history wiped away.
If we lose this fight,
471
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,700
who will tell our story?
472
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,767
Share our truth.
473
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:54,207
Share your truth?
Well, guess what?!
474
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,844
I'm a writer.
475
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:58,148
You know, I sensed that.
476
00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:01,756
Listen up,
477
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,395
we're headed to a highly
secured compound.
478
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:07,333
Place is crawling
with hostile extremists.
479
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,105
This could get messy.
Let's gear up, boys.
480
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:12,041
Oooh. Love me a bit of messy.
481
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,813
Hey Eagle Eye, where's your kit?
482
00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:15,049
Oh. Was I supposed
to bring my own?
483
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,053
Wasn't on the little note
you gave me at the bar there.
484
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,255
Take this.
485
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:19,358
Oh hell yeah.
486
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,594
This is just like Call of Duty.
487
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:23,800
Yo where's the thing
that like cocks the...
488
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,002
I don't know about this wanker.
489
00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:25,804
I looked this dude up.
490
00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:28,308
And there's no trace
of any military record.
491
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,514
I'm telling you, he's legit.
492
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,555
Whoops! Sorry about that.
Somehow popped the safety off.
493
00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,759
Yo can I get another gun?
I think this one's a lemon.
494
00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:46,478
We're clear.
495
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,017
Okay boys.
496
00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,658
Sync you're watches.
We move in two.
497
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:55,496
So Mark, you excited for your
first combat mission?
498
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,532
Wait what?
499
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,603
Yeah. Mark had some
problems making his bed
500
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,172
at boot camp so he quit,
501
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,109
but he's real good
at Call of Duty.
502
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:04,147
He's been telling porky pies.
503
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,283
Seal Team X?
504
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:08,155
Man, this dude couldn't even
make it through basic basic.
505
00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:09,592
- Give me one good reason
- Yo, chill.
506
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,161
why I shouldn't split
your numpty noggin.
507
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:14,033
Because right now,
we need every man we've got.
508
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,735
Yeah, you know
509
00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,371
maybe I didn't make
it through bootcamp,
510
00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:17,775
but that's just
because I'm not some
511
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,444
mindless conformist soldier.
512
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,616
I am a warrior in
an army of one.
513
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:24,187
And believe me, when
a poop hits the fan,
514
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,727
it's Eagle Eye you want
up there in that sniper's nest,
515
00:17:26,727 --> 00:17:27,895
watching your backs.
516
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,899
Oh you'll be watching our backs,
517
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:31,401
just not as a sniper.
518
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,468
Yo! Hey!
519
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,707
You take this.
520
00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:37,581
Ooh. A detonator? Hell, yeah.
Let's blow some doors, dude.
521
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:40,386
It's a walkie-talkie.
You're on lookout.
522
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,223
You stay here and radio in
523
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:44,596
if you see any of these blue
bastards enter the building.
524
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,263
Oh come on, really?
525
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,835
Just because I didn't make
one stupid bed in boot camp?
526
00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,103
It ain't about the bed.
527
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:52,176
It's about the details.
It's about discipline.
528
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:53,913
It's about you showing
your teammates
529
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:57,119
that you're willing to do
the little things that in war,
530
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,625
mean the difference
between life and death.
531
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,363
I get that you wanna
spit lead and split heads,
532
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,668
but war ain't about
what you want to do,
533
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,307
it's about what your
team needs you to do,
534
00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:10,079
and right now,
we need you on lookout.
535
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:13,586
So, can we count
on you, brother?
536
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,822
Sir, yes, sir.
537
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:15,590
Good.
538
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,159
Let's roll, boys.
539
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:25,544
Your way of life
seems so... enlightened.
540
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,848
And so it remained
until the portal opened
541
00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:28,716
and your people entered
542
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,590
with your large guns and
your loud flying machines.
543
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,227
They told us it was a
peace-keeping mission,
544
00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:37,233
but soon we learned
why they were really here.
545
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,402
What!? Why?
546
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:41,877
For our natural resources.
To steal our ancient magic.
547
00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:42,811
Oh, give me a break.
548
00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:46,653
I'm so sorry for what
we've done to your people.
549
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,489
Why didn't you tell
me the truth, Jack?
550
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,928
I did.
Everything I told you was true.
551
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,428
These aren't the
good guys, David.
552
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:54,167
- They're genocidal maniacs.
- Help meeee.
553
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,639
You know what, Jack?
You can find another writer
554
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:59,143
to spread your
jingoistic propaganda.
555
00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:01,315
I promise to share
the real story--
556
00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:03,218
the Schmagegglebop story.
557
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:06,458
Oh thanks, David.
I knew not all humans were bad.
558
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,032
So what was it exactly
that the military was after?
559
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:10,734
Tell me.
560
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,702
The life stones.
561
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,407
Harvested from deep
inside the rainbow-cano,
562
00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,211
these crystals
grant their wearer
563
00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:18,148
the power of invincibility.
564
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,850
Invincibility?
565
00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:22,290
Mhm, anyone wearing this crystal
566
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,492
cannot be harmed.
567
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,168
Got em, we gotta go.
568
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,707
Oh my god. What did you do?!
569
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:31,876
Oh, hey David!
570
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:33,513
Hank?
571
00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:36,686
But I thought he just said...
572
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:37,253
Yeah.
573
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,391
Like I told you,
they're full of crap.
574
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:40,424
!
575
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,196
There you go, Dilly-bros.
576
00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:42,997
You're free to go.
577
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:48,240
It ain't about the bed,
it's about the discipline,
578
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,645
the details...
579
00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:51,816
Yo you got this, soldier...
580
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,592
It's an ambush! Take cover!
581
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:07,044
Hey Mark.
582
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,482
Yo Hank. Just in time.
583
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:11,421
Pretzel Boy?
Well I'll be damned.
584
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:12,992
So much blood.
585
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:14,796
So much death.
586
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,362
We gotta go, now.
587
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:17,166
Woah, woah, woah. Hold on.
588
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,671
You gotta check it out.
Look at the bed.
589
00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:22,811
Die!
590
00:20:22,811 --> 00:20:23,880
Mark, watch out!
591
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,453
Argh!
592
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:29,925
Damn.
593
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,996
That's the tightest
bed I've ever seen.
594
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,237
Yo I nailed it, right?
595
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:42,350
We lost everyone.
596
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,653
Yeah, it's a shame,
597
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:45,724
but listen, hey, if you
want some flags folded...
598
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:46,859
I'm your guy.
599
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:48,663
Hey, uh
600
00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:52,103
sorry I doubted you but if
you want to meet tomorrow
601
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,974
for a little writing
sesh you know...
602
00:20:53,974 --> 00:20:54,842
I'm down.
603
00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:56,745
I'm good.
604
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:01,989
Holy moly, Mark...
605
00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:04,394
I'm impressed.
So you okay now?
606
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,800
I'm more than okay.
I'm proud.
607
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,937
Proud to serve
my beautiful wife.
608
00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:10,005
Hoorah, love you babe!
609
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:11,509
Oh wow. Okay.
610
00:21:11,509 --> 00:21:13,513
Well soldier,
for your next mission,
611
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,382
I need you to empty
the dishwasher.
612
00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:17,587
Let's not get crazy, okay.
613
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:25,904
Blue on Blue, a navy
seal in Abracadabrastan.
614
00:21:25,904 --> 00:21:27,473
Walter Isaacson?
615
00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:28,275
Ah!
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