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Oh, come on!
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Run the fricken ball!
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What are you doin' coach?
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This whole team
is run by morons!
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Yo, Hoagies!
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Maybe if you yell a little
louder, they can hear you
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over there in Minneapolis!
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Oh, great.
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Fricken Steve DelVecchio.
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Oh, cool.
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No, Hank.
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The guy's a freakin' douchebag.
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Hate to break it to you, Steve,
but you're at a sports bar.
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Oh, great.
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Here he comes.
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Let me ask you something.
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Why in the hell would they
run the ball when they're
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down by 14 with no timeouts?
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It's called smash
mouth football, okay?
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You ever heard of it?
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Pound the rock.
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You're literally just
yelling stuff, you know that?
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You got no clue what you're
talking about, Hoagies.
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Oh yeah?
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What makes you an authority?
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How about this.
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Whoa, is that a Super Bowl ring?
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Pfft, where'd you get
that? The Halloween store?
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No, I earned it, okay?
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I played a pivotal role
in the Eagles championship
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run, thank you.
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Oh, get out of here, Steve.
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You work in ticket sales.
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That's a BS ring right there.
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No such thing.
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Whoa, is that a Super Bowl ring?
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You bet your ass it is.
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Wow! Beer's on the house.
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Thanks, man.
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Later, Hoagies.
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Unbelievable.
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Yeah, I can't believe
Steve DelVecchio is a
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Super Bowl champion.
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He's a fraud, Hank.
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I cannot and will not sit
idly by while Steve frickin'
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DelVecchio runs around
acting like football royalty,
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reaping the benefits of a
ring he does not deserve.
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Well, uh, what are you
gonna do about it, Mark?
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I'm also gonna reap
the benefits, baby.
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Boom.
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Suck it, DelVecchio.
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♪ Well, I used to
work at a hot dog factory ♪
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♪ Until them
robots came along ♪
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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ But I get
3,000 bucks a month ♪
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♪ Thanks to UVI ♪
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♪ Now we're
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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♪ It may not
sound like much ♪
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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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Ha, whoa there, Johnny Depp.
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Since when do you wear jewelry?
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Oh, this is way more
than jewelry, Tam.
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This is an official
Eagles Super Bowl ring.
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How'd you get your hands
on a Super Bowl ring?
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Doesn't matter how
you get a ring.
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What matters is
that you got one.
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With this thing?
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People respect your
football opinions.
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No longer will I be
treated like a dumb fan.
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Oh, yeah?
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The minute you open your
mouth, you're gonna be
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exposed as a total fraud.
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Bet you can't even
name one play.
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Pfft, yeah, okay, hon.
That's ridiculous.
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Can't even name-- I know a
ton of plays, actually, okay?
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Like, uh, what's the
one where they, uh, run
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the ball up the middle?
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Either you wanna go to
the Eagles game today?
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Our son would rather watch
people play video games.
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Oh, thanks.
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But I actually
have brunch plans.
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David, they're playing New York.
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Um...
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Yeah, no chance.
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He gets uncomfortable around
macho stuff like that.
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Wait, what?
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What do you mean by that?
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Yeah, come on, it'll be fun.
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You ever been to a
Birds game before?
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I have not, actually.
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David, stop.
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You and I both know you'll
have a horrible time.
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You know, there's a lot you
don't know about me, Andrea.
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You literally never
watch football.
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Yeah, but that doesn't
mean I can't enjoy a game,
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like a regular dude guy.
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So is that a yes?
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Uh, yes.
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Yes, I would love to go.
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Let me just, uh,
I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna go grab
my football hat.
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Well, good luck.
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Oh, come on.
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He's gonna love it.
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Giants Suck!
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Yeah, I don't know if
wearing that Giants hat was
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such a smart idea, okay?
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Eagles fans are maniacs.
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Don't worry, David.
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Just have fun.
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Eagles fans get a bad rep.
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Eh, I don't know, Tam.
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There's a reason they got
a jail under the stadium.
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Oh, come on.
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Eagles jail's a myth.
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Like the Jersey Devil, or those,
uh, Ben Franklin Bridge Trolls.
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Wait, troll--
Do you mean tolls?
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No, David.
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Trolls, okay?
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There's these little
trolls that live under
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the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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Everybody knows that.
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You say that like it's a fact.
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I actually have a Super
Bowl ring, so everything
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I say is a fact.
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Okay, Mark.
I could buy a tiara.
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Does that make me
freakin' Princess Diana?
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You know what?
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Let's go, Hank.
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We spent enough time
amongst the, uh, hoi polloi.
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Time to go flex this
ring and mingle with
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the first class fans.
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Fine.
Have fun, Mark.
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David and I will be enjoying
the game with the real fans.
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Ain't that right, David?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I want the authentic
cultural experience.
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Hi.
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I like your tat.
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Are you making fun of me?
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What?
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No, no, no, no.
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I think, uh, I think
it's really cool.
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2005?
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Wow.
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Great Super Bowl, right?
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No, it wasn't.
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Eagles lost.
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Oh... So then why--
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I got it in 2004.
I was feeling pretty confident.
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Got it.
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Maybe you could, uh,
use the ring to get
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like, uh, free hot dogs.
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No, no, no.
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You got to think bigger, Hank.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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We could meet Swoop.
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Oh, come on, Hank.
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Okay, any five year old can
meet the mascot, but not just
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anyone can go up there, baby.
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Ticket?
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Here's my ticket.
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Yeah, that's not
really, uh, whatever.
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Oh, yeah, now this is the filet
mignon of the fan experience.
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This is where the real heavy
hitters watch the game.
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No fricken way.
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Woo!
Let's go, Birds!
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Get a stop!
Come on!
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Let's go, The Giants!
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Get a stop!
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Hey, moron!
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You're on offense!
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Oh, just ignore him.
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Oh, it's all good.
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It's part of the fun.
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Hey, I can take it.
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Heh heh.
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Let's go, New York!
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Giants suck, you freaking nerd.
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Hey, whoa there.
Hey,
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counter point: Eagles
suck, you nerd.
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Say one more thing to my
kid and I'll shove that
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hat right down your throat!
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Understood.
I am so sorry, ma'am.
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Oh man, which one
should we go in?
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Hank, we can go in
any one we want.
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We got the ring.
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We're VIPs.
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Oh yeah. Got the
unlimited egg rolls.
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Got the air conditioning.
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Dude's in a business casual.
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Jackpot, baby.
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Oh yeah, now this is
how you watch a game.
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Oh hell yeah, yeah, let
me get one of those.
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Uh, no thanks.
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I, uh, I feel bad
eating the babies.
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So, uh, you from New York City?
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Yeah, well, Westchester, but
it's like right next to
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the Bronx, so...
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You into theater?
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Pfft! Theater?
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No, I mean, I've seen a
show or two, but I'm not
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like some fancy theater boy.
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Ah, damn, I was thinking
of taking my girl to
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a Broadway show, but
wasn't sure what to see.
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Oh, really?
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Um, what about Hamilton?
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It's terrific.
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Oh, yeah, because I heard it
was a bunch of woke, B.S.
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Oh!
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Uh, yeah, totally.
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Totally overrated.
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I mean, you don't
want to see that crap.
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But, uh, maybe, you know,
Stomp is more up your alley?
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Stomp!
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Stomp, okay, uh, Is that the
one where they're all cats?
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No, that's-- that's Cats.
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Ahh.
You want?
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Um, uh, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
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David, I wouldn't.
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Oh, it's fine, Tammy.
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I'm hanging out.
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I'm being a dude.
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I'm going with the flow.
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Yeah, dude, yeah.
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My god, what is that?
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Oh, uh, mostly rubbing
alcohol into race gas, yeah.
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Keeps me responsible.
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Can't drive home if you
drank all your fuel.
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You see, this whole team
is soft because the coach
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is a fricken goofball bozo.
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I mean, whatever happened
to old school punch - em
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in - the - mouth football?
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Run the ball and play defense.
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Hey, but what do I know?
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Just my expert opinion.
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Wow, this guy really knows ball.
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You were on our Super Bowl team?
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was a, uh,
a coaching consultant, yeah.
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That was-- That's what I was.
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I thought I knew
everyone on
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that team, but, uh, forgive
me, I don't recognize you.
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That's because he's a fraud.
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DelVecchio.
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The hell are you doing here,
Hoagies?
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Oh, you know, just mingling with
my fellow football connoisseurs.
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Oh, are you now!
That's interesting.
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Have you shared with
them how you think the
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team is run by morons?
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Oh yeah, well the fricken owner,
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that guy's a
stone cold moron.
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He doesn't have the balls to
take this team over the top.
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Pfft!
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Well, Mark, thank you for
your candid assessment.
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I'm sure our esteemed owner
here appreciates it very much.
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Hey, listen. Old school hard -
nosed leatherheads like me?
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Yeah, we're not gonna B.S.
you and stroke your ego.
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We care about one
thing,-- winning,
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and sometimes,
that ain't pretty.
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You wanna go ahead and surround
yourself with sycophants?
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Be my guest.
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You know who else did that?
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Saddam Hussein.
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And where is he now?
267
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Certainly not winning any
Super Bowls, that's for sure.
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00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,586
You know, I've owned this
team for 30 years, and
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not once has anyone ever
spoken to me like that.
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Sorry if that hurts
your feelings.
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Let's go, Hank.
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Don't apologize.
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You're right.
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Wait, what?
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This franchise lacks toughness.
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00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,279
I was going to wait until
the season ended to evaluate
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the coach, but after hearing
your brutally honest expert
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opinion, it's clear we
need to make a change now.
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00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:50,661
Sir, please.
280
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,364
I-- I don't think you should
be li--
281
00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:53,667
Let me tell you something,
Sales Guy.
282
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,205
I didn't get rich
by playing it safe.
283
00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,877
I got rich by having
a rich grandfather.
284
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Who knew when to trust his gut.
285
00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,219
How'd you like to be
the next coach of the
286
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,656
Philadelphia Eagles?
287
00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:07,260
Oh, hell yeah.
When do I start?
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00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:08,095
Right now.
289
00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,633
Gotta be bold, right?
290
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,770
What the hell is going on?
291
00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:17,582
Yo, how cool is this, Hank?
292
00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:19,819
Okay, this ring, best
purchase ever, okay?
293
00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,657
I'm about to be the
coach of the Eagles.
294
00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,392
You sure you know how
to be a head coach?
295
00:09:23,527 --> 00:09:24,194
Oh, absolutely.
296
00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:25,831
They got a million
assistant coaches that
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do all the real work.
298
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,503
All the head coach does is
just run up and down the
299
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,806
sidelines yelling crap.
300
00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,509
Oh man, you'd be great at that.
301
00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:34,916
So, uh, you think like, uh,
maybe I could have a role?
302
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,555
I'm thinking like, uh, I don't
know, mascot or something?
303
00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:38,557
I don't know, Hank.
304
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,427
I run a meritocracy here, okay?
305
00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,062
Yeah, okay.
306
00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,569
Tell you what, you can be the
backup mascot, but if you want
307
00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,138
to start, you gotta earn it.
308
00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,575
Oh, gee, thanks, Mark.
309
00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:48,376
I won't let you down.
310
00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,449
Better not, because there's
no losers on my staff.
311
00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,887
Now let's go kick
some Giants ass!
312
00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,699
Okay, guys. Culture
change, okay?
313
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,237
We're bringing back an
old-school mentality.
314
00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:05,845
It's all about physical and
mental toughness. You got that?
315
00:10:05,978 --> 00:10:07,548
Uh, who the hell are you?
316
00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:10,287
I'm Mark Hoagies.
Your new head coach.
317
00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:13,727
Uh... okay.
Well, I just need a play.
318
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:14,529
Okay, yeah, just ah...
319
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,599
Due to one where you, uh, I
don't know, run a ball up the
320
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:17,602
middle, whatever it's called.
321
00:10:17,602 --> 00:10:19,104
Uh, it's fourth and fifteen.
322
00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,477
I don't give a damn if it's
fourth and fifty million miles!
323
00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,114
You pound that
fricken' rock, pal!
324
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,485
Man, it looks
like the Eagles are lining up
325
00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:27,622
in a power formation.
326
00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:29,158
Are they going for this?
327
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,730
Maybe trying to get the
Giants to jump offside?
328
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,602
Oh my God, they're
actually doing it.
329
00:10:34,736 --> 00:10:38,877
And it's a first down
Eagles, what a play call.
330
00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:42,016
I don't know who this new
coach is, but he has got balls
331
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,453
the size of the Liberty Bell.
332
00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,591
Nice job boys,
let's run it again.
333
00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:47,962
Uh... okay.
334
00:10:48,329 --> 00:10:49,331
Another run.
335
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:53,006
And this time they're
stopped for a one yard gain.
336
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,341
Run it again, let's go.
337
00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:55,276
Uh, coach.
338
00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:57,781
Maybe we want to
try something else?
339
00:10:57,781 --> 00:10:58,583
Uh uh uh, no.
340
00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:02,357
This is old-school, jam it down
her throat's football, okay?
341
00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:03,225
Run it again.
342
00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:05,664
And another run up
the middle.
343
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,100
This time for
no gain.
344
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:07,768
Wooo!
345
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,506
Ah, what the hell
is this coach doing?
346
00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:12,077
Maybe Mark is right,
this guy is a moron.
347
00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:14,816
What flavor they got today?
348
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:15,885
Oh, uh, blue.
349
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,387
Oh yeah, that's my favorite.
350
00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:18,623
Wait, me too.
351
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:21,630
So do you work around
here or just hanging out?
352
00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,767
Uh, yeah, I'm
actually the punter.
353
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,637
Oh, wow, I'm a big
fan of punting.
354
00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:26,506
Wait, really?
355
00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:27,174
That's awesome.
356
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,378
Yeah, a lot of people don't
like, uh, appreciate all the
357
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,311
nuance that goes into it.
358
00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:32,518
Totally, yeah, I always
love when a ball goes
359
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:33,520
real high in the air.
360
00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:35,525
Yes, that's my favorite part.
361
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,060
So, what do you do?
362
00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:39,398
Oh, oh, I'm the,
uh, backup mascot.
363
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,066
Oh, wow.
364
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,937
We don't even have
a backup punter.
365
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,241
Yeah, you can't take a
chance with a mascot.
366
00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:45,744
Boo!
367
00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,413
You suck!
368
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:48,416
Get out!
369
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,218
Will you shut up?
370
00:11:49,653 --> 00:11:51,790
David, maybe you should
dial it back a little bit.
371
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,428
Come on!
I'm having fun!
372
00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:57,434
I love sports!
373
00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:59,437
Ugh, I can't with
this fricken guy.
374
00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:01,442
Go back to New York, dork!
375
00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:02,310
Oh, yeah?
376
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,547
What are you gonna do?
377
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,184
Ah!
378
00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:12,430
David, what would Andrea say?
379
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,301
Hmm, good point.
380
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,405
Who are you calling dork?
381
00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:17,273
Dork?
382
00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:19,411
Argh...
383
00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:20,279
Oh my god.
384
00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:21,583
Oh snap!
385
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:22,417
That guy!
386
00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:23,721
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
387
00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:24,723
It was a complete mistake.
388
00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:25,825
I don't even like sports.
389
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,293
Where are you taking me?
390
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,463
Oh no.
391
00:12:28,964 --> 00:12:30,300
Hey, you wanna see
something cool?
392
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:31,936
I can lick my shin.
393
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,341
Whoa, that's awesome.
394
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,613
Oh no, what happened to Swoop?
395
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,617
Well Hank, looks like you're up.
396
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,018
Wait, what?
397
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,320
Aren't you the backup mascot?
398
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:44,361
Oh yeah, I just, I feel like
I haven't earned it yet.
399
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:46,733
Hank, you earn it by taking it.
400
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,877
When you get your chance, you
show them why you deserve it.
401
00:12:52,244 --> 00:12:55,584
Um, excuse me, I-- I'm
actually the backup mascot.
402
00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,321
Oh perfect, come with me.
403
00:12:57,589 --> 00:12:58,455
You got this Hank.
404
00:12:58,757 --> 00:12:59,992
Yeah, I got this.
405
00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,196
Hey, uh, call me if
you ever need anything
406
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,132
punted or whatever.
407
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,771
And another
touchdown for the Giants.
408
00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:08,576
This is a beatdown for the ages.
409
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,514
Yeah, this team sucks.
Here can you take this?
410
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:11,214
I'm done.
411
00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:11,783
Uh.
412
00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:12,518
Yo, Hank!
413
00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:13,219
Hank!
414
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,388
There he is.
415
00:13:14,656 --> 00:13:15,457
Oh, hey there, owner guy.
416
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,897
So, appreciate the opportunity,
but, uh, I'm officially
417
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,534
announcing my retirement.
418
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:21,435
You're a liar!
419
00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:24,408
There was no Mark Hoagies
on the 2017 staff.
420
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:27,280
I knew I should have at least
spent five minutes researching
421
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,919
before impulsively hiring you
as head coach of the multi
422
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:31,923
billion dollar NFL franchise.
423
00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:34,361
Whoa, you're disrespecting
a Super Bowl champion!
424
00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,365
Is that ring even real?
425
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:37,067
Uh, it better be.
426
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,804
You know how much I paid
for this fricken thing?
427
00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,808
I mean, uh, I, how
much I earned this?
428
00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:41,475
It's fake.
429
00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,379
Pfft, okay, that's ridiculous.
430
00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:44,247
Oh, yeah?
431
00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,182
Where's your name?
432
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,418
Where's my na--? Wait, what
are you talking about?
433
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:49,257
Those rings have names have
names engraved on them.
434
00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:50,192
Show me your name.
435
00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:52,798
Okay, well, uh, there
it is, right there, see?
436
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,070
Really?
Your name is Made in China?
437
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,775
It's pronounced
Madden Chee Nah, okay?
438
00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:58,209
It's Gaelic.
439
00:13:58,476 --> 00:13:59,913
You're full of crap, Hoagies.
440
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,985
Take this clown to Eagle's Jail.
441
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:03,554
Ha!
442
00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:05,657
Friggin' knew Eagle's
Jail was real.
443
00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:08,095
Well, looks like your,
uh, skinny buddy is
444
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:09,431
going to Eagle's Jail.
445
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,235
Eagle's Jail?
That's a real thing?
446
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:14,107
Oh yeah, some bad
dudes down there.
447
00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:16,680
Oh god, David, it won't
last five minutes.
448
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,115
I gotta go get him
out of there.
449
00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:20,353
Okay, but you're
not gonna find it.
450
00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:23,226
It's in a secret spot
way below the stadium.
451
00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:25,664
Uh, how do you know so
much about Eagle's Jail?
452
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,705
You could say I've, uh, done
a few stints, if you will.
453
00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:30,708
Well, can you take me there?
454
00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:33,278
Oh, I can, but I gotta
warn you.
455
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,449
I'm really drunk.
456
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,255
Good thing you're here today.
457
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,694
Sadly under such
unfortunate circumstances.
458
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,464
Just doing my job, you know.
459
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:43,700
Hey, this place is awesome.
460
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:44,635
Indeed.
461
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:48,577
This is our mascot and
fan engagement lab.
462
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,578
Oh, cool.
463
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,014
What's, uh, what's that?
464
00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:53,587
That's our prototype
for an infinite hot dog.
465
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,223
Please, help yourself.
466
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:55,724
Whoa.
467
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:56,960
Let's get you suited up.
468
00:14:57,293 --> 00:15:01,135
Unfortunately, our primary Swoop
suit was damaged in the fall.
469
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,542
This is our prototype for
a next generation mascot.
470
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,247
Now, the tech is still in
beta, so be careful out there.
471
00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:10,754
Fortunately, you're a trained
mascot operator, so we have
472
00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,190
100 percent confidence in you.
473
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,503
How yous all doin'?
Heh...
474
00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:21,509
Hey, go Birds.
Heh, heh.
475
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,748
You smell like a Giants fan.
476
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,622
Your kind don't last
long around here.
477
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,624
Oh, god.
478
00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:32,063
Ah--ah, listen, I'm not
really a Giants fan.
479
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,502
I'm just, I'm just
from New York.
480
00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,475
Okay, Hank, you can do this.
481
00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:45,624
Alright, here goes nothing.
482
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,134
Whoa.
483
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,117
Ooh, doughnut press.
484
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,801
Ohhhh...
My god!
485
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,776
Oh geez!
486
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,345
Ahhh...
487
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:17,286
Oh...
488
00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:21,161
Okay... ah..ah...
489
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,535
Okay, come on.
490
00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:25,671
You got this, Hank.
491
00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,283
Oh, oh, oh...
492
00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:37,594
Oh, no.
493
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,299
Ben Franklin Bridge Trolls!
494
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,239
Uh, okay, here we go.
495
00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:46,311
Now this trash can, this
looks familiar, I know this.
496
00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:47,113
It's on wheels.
497
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,251
Oh yeah, I know, that's what
I, uh, that's the thing I
498
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,821
remember about it, yeah, so.
499
00:16:50,955 --> 00:16:52,625
Hmm, which way?
500
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,129
Ah, I thought you said
you've been to Eagle's
501
00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:55,931
Jail a bunch of times.
502
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:59,237
Sorry, I never remember the part
where I get sent there,
503
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,709
only the, uh, the part where
I leave.
504
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,880
Wait, I know what to do.
505
00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:05,718
I just walk backwards.
506
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,437
Wait, so you were
made in a mascot lab?
507
00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:15,871
Yes.
508
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,977
We were failed attempts
at creating a fun little
509
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,279
sidekick for Swoop.
510
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,119
They combined the DNA
of Benjamin Franklin
511
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,555
with feral pigskin.
512
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:27,661
What they didn't know was that
some of Benjamin Franklin's
513
00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:31,503
gout got into the mix and
it made us very cranky!
514
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,605
Yeah!
515
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:33,874
Prepare to meet your death!
516
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:36,044
Ben Franklin style!
517
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:38,081
Raise the key!
518
00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:45,063
Uh Oh.
519
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:48,603
If we can't be the
mascot then no one can!
520
00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:00,026
Damn, I thought these
things were just a myth!
521
00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:00,460
Yeah.
522
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:03,165
Hey, well, uh, thanks for
rescuing me, uh, sorry to
523
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,167
bug you during the game.
524
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,537
Ah, it was a blowout.
525
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:06,472
I'm glad you called me.
526
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:10,547
So, uh, whaddya say we
grab a cold blue one on me?
527
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:11,916
That sounds great.
528
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,087
Wow, that's crazy.
529
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,224
I never thought
about it that way.
530
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,965
If I were born in New York,
I'd be a Giants fan?
531
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:20,767
Exactly.
532
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,941
Wait a minute, I-- I thought
people was fans of other
533
00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,644
teams cause they're jerks.
534
00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:26,813
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
535
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,816
What about Cowboys fans?
536
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,088
Are they just
regular people too?
537
00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,392
Yeah, even Cowboys fans.
538
00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,160
Whoa.
539
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:34,829
Hey!
540
00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:36,699
Unbelievable disrespect.
541
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:37,500
Mark?
542
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,839
David, what the hell
are you doing here?
543
00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:40,941
Oh, he killed Swoop.
544
00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:42,945
I did not kill Swoop, okay?
545
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:44,381
I bopped him with a beer.
546
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,951
You guys know each other?
547
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,590
Yeah, this is actually
Mark, my neighbor.
548
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:48,956
Hello.
549
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:49,388
Hi.
550
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:49,892
Hi, Mark.
551
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:53,132
Hey, David, they know
you're a, uh, G I A N T S
552
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:53,633
fan, or--
553
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,269
Hey, we can spell!
554
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:56,940
Yeah, we know he's
a glanst fan.
555
00:18:57,107 --> 00:18:57,474
Come on.
556
00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,344
Let me, uh, introduce
you to the guys.
557
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,480
So this is Bruce.
558
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,350
He threw a battery
at Eli Manning.
559
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:04,688
Oh, I remember that.
That was awesome, man.
560
00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:05,356
This is Kyle.
561
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,862
He purposely threw up on
a seven year old girl.
562
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:08,362
Guilty.
563
00:19:08,997 --> 00:19:10,867
And you know that whole,
uh, hitting Santa with
564
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,005
snowballs incident from 1968?
565
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:13,673
Of course.
566
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,011
Yeah, that was
actually, uh, Terry.
567
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:16,813
No way!
568
00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:19,417
You've been in here for
over 50 years just for that?
569
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:22,792
Yeah, well, they let me out
in 81, and I did it again.
570
00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:27,868
And then I did it again in
97, and, well, three strikes,
571
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:28,836
you're out, I suppose.
572
00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:31,610
Damn, dude, you must
really hate Santa Claus.
573
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:32,711
Oh, I do.
574
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,480
I really do.
575
00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:38,288
So, what'd you do to
end up in Eagle's Jail?
576
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:41,495
He coached the Eagles to their
worst blowout in history.
577
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,163
Oh, great.
578
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:43,298
Get lost, Steve.
579
00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:44,668
Will you relax, Hoagies.
580
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,606
I just came to get
you out of here, baby.
581
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:47,173
Oh, yeah?
582
00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:47,541
Yeah.
583
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,847
All you gotta do is kiss my
ring and apologize to all
584
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,420
of us legitimate Super Bowl
champions for making a mockery
585
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,924
of our prestigious fraternity.
586
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,928
No fricken chance, Steve.
587
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:58,429
Suit yourself.
588
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,936
Have fun rotting in here with
all these low class dirt balls.
589
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,139
You fit right in, Hoagies.
590
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:05,008
Hey, screw you, jerk.
591
00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:06,444
Boo!
592
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,782
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll kiss it.
593
00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:08,650
I'll kiss the ring.
594
00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:10,687
Hey, you know what?
595
00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:14,327
I'd rather be down here with you
guys than up in those luxury box
596
00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:15,263
suites with those rich jerks.
597
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,768
I mean that's sort of a
false dichotomy, and we
598
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,904
could also just be home.
599
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,439
Well, here we are.
600
00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:23,078
Eric, what are you
doing back here?
601
00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:23,713
Oh, hey, Bruce.
602
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,550
Just helping out my friend here.
603
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,084
Tammy?
604
00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:26,585
David?
605
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,322
Oh, thank god you're okay.
606
00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:29,525
Tam?
What the hell?
607
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,092
Mark?
608
00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,261
The hell are you doing in here?
609
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,334
I guess that ring really got you
some first class access, huh?
610
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,203
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
611
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:36,606
These are my people, okay?
612
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:39,177
The real old school
hard nosed fans.
613
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,179
Oh, yeah.
614
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,816
Like David, right?
615
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,319
Yeah, like David.
616
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,957
Oh, actually, can you take
a picture of me hanging out
617
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,193
with my new meathead friends?
618
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,362
I wanna show Andrea.
619
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:49,699
Okay, guys,
everybody, come here.
620
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,403
Okay, one, two, three.
621
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,073
Eagles suck!
622
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,390
Man, this place has changed.
623
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,129
Oh my god, look how
expensive that beer is.
624
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:06,633
I mean, how do you
even get drunk?
625
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,803
Why don't we go grab a
drink somewhere else?
626
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,979
Uh... Actually, I-- I'll catch
up with you guys, alright?
627
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:13,980
Okay, see ya, Terry.
628
00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:14,982
Bye, Terry.
629
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,445
I guess some things
never change.
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