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Have a fun golf day
with the girls, Tam.
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Aw thanks, hun.
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It's a beautiful day
to get outside and...
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Kick their asses.
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Oh yeah. I always do.
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Yeah, that's my girl.
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So what are you gonna do today?
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Ahhh I don't know.
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I'll figure something out.
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Love you!!!
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Love youuuu! Mwah
mwah mwah mwah!
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And he makes the
catch in the endzone!
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Damnit! Were both his feet in?
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Ahhh, there goes my parlay.
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Hey, go birds!
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Yooo Jinglebells! You made it!
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Gotta be honest David,
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I did not think you'd be down
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for the debauchery of a classic,
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Mark Hoagies Guys Day.
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Guys Day! Guys Day!
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Comin' atcha!
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Oh wow. This is cool.
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This is like a beer
commercial from 2003. Nice.
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You know it.
We got it all, David.
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We got beer, hot wings,
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a little sports wagering,
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a little corn-hole action.
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The game, David.
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Don't get excited.
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Hah, homophobia. Cool.
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And the best part is,
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Tammy's out
golfing with the girls
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so there's no women
around to bust our balls.
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This is a judgment-free zone,
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where dudes can be dudes.
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Right, yeah.
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It's like finally we have
a safe space for our uh...
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marginalized community.
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100 percent, yeah.
Speaking of which,
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have you met Dan here?
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He's kind of a nerd,
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does like, computer stuff.
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I feel like you guys
might get along.
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Cool. Sup Dan.
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Ok I'll let you guys nerd out.
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I'm gonna go do this thing where
I throw a football over the roof
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and then run through the house
and catch it on the other side.
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It's very cool.
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So yeah,
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how 'bout this AI stuff,
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right? It's crazy!
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Dude A.I. is unreal.
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Check this out.
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Oh my god.
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What am I looking at?
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AI-generated Lord
of the Rings porn
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but I mapped my
third grade teacher's face
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onto all the hobbits.
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Ah. Oh...
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Woah, would you look at that?
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It's already 10:15,
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I gotta get going.
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It's so great to meet
you Dan I'll see you later.
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Okay, you guys ready?
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Uh. You sure about this, Mark?
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Uh yeah, Hank.
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If a bunch of teenagers
on TikTok can do it,
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then I can definitely do it.
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Okay here we go!
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OOF!
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Damnit!
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Forgot to open the sliding door.
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♪ Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪
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♪ Until them
robots came along. ♪
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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ But I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI
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♪ Now we're
Universal Basic Guys. ♪
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♪ It may not
sound like much. ♪
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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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Okay guys!
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Trying it one more time!
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Uh oh.
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Alright here we go!
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UGH!
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Watch out! Watch out!
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Yo I got it I got
it I got it I got it!
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Mark!? What the hell?
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Tammy!?
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What are you doing back?
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Huh, nice to see you too.
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Nah I just mean, you know,
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we're kinda doing Guys Day here.
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You're not the only one.
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Oak Ravine Country
Club didn't even let us in.
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Apparently, it's
a men's only club.
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What?
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That's disgusting.
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They don't deserve
your business.
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You should go play
somewhere else.
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No! I don't want to
play anywhere else,
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on principle.
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I totally get it,
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but also, you can't
really be here.
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On principle.
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Why not?
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Okay, how do I put this?
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In today's diverse
and integrated society,
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which of course I cherish-
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Mark, where are
you going with this?
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What I'm trying to say here is,
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from a mental
health perspective,
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it's vital that men
have a safe space
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to engage in uninhibited
male expression,
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untainted by,
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how do I put this politely...
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persons of a...
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vaginal persuasion.
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Uch, okay, Mark. I get it.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not gonna bother you guys
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so you can go funnel
wings into your butt
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or whatever immature man-child
stuff youse do on Guys Day.
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See? You're judging.
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Uch fine,
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I'm going inside.
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Aw, what the hell?!
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What happened to the back door??
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Ugh can't do anything fun.
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Alright you know what,
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I'm getting you into Oak Ravine.
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Oh yeah?
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Not a single woman
has played on that
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golf course in over a 100 years,
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and you think that you're
just gonna march in there
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and "sort this out
real quick?" Pfft.
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Yeah. I'm gonna handle it.
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Because combatting
sexism is a man's job.
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Name?
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Mark Hoagies.
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I don't have that name
on the member list.
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I'm a guy, okay?
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Can you just open the gate?
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I just need to talk to
the manager real quick.
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Sorry, pal.
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Doesn't work like that.
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What are you talking
about, I thought this was like
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a men's club.
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This is a private
club. Members only.
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There he is!
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How you doin, buddy?
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Everyday at the ol' boys
club is a good one.
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Alright.
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You have a good one, now!
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Oak Ravine?
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Mark, you're talking
about one of the most
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prestigious country
clubs in the world.
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I know, dude. The place
looks fricken classic.
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I gotta get in.
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I didn't think you liked golf?
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It's not about the golf, Hank.
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It's about being a part of an
exclusive private men's club.
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I mean this place is
guy's day on steroids.
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I gotta be a part of that.
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Oh yeah, keep dreamin', pal.
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Not only do you need
a letter of recommendation
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from one of the
billionaire board members,
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but the initiation
fee alone is 500k.
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Woah.
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Pfft! That's it?
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Yo, no problem.
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And the final score,
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Minnesota 31, Carolina 15.
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Aw, hell yeah.
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You like the Vikings?
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Naw, I was just looking
for them to cover.
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Now all I need is the other
19 legs of this parlay to hit
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and I've got the five hundred
G's to get into Oak Ravine baby.
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Wow, you really think
you got a chance?
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Yeah, I got a pretty good
feeling about this one.
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Check it out.
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In other news,
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Princeton University
has canceled
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all public tours
of its computer lab
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after a man accessed their
quantum supercomputer,
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and used it to predict the
outcomes of sporting events.
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Yo that was me, Hank!
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Ooh, that's genius.
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So you think I can also
get into Oak Ravine?
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I'll tell you what: you
can be my caddie.
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Awesome.
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Okay, so you ready for your
first caddie mission?
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Hell yeah.
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I'm gonna need
you to get me a
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recommendation letter
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from one of Oak Ravine's
billionaire board members.
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Yeah okay.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look
like I'm doing?
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I'm driving balls
into the woods.
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What the hell?
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Dammit!
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You know, you've got some
expensive equipment here,
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for someone who
doesn't even play golf.
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Golf is all about
the optics, Tam.
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Wait a minute, what's this?
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An application? For Oak Ravine?!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?!
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Tammy, I'm only
doing this for you.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
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I don't even like golf.
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But when my girl's upset,
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I gotta do whatever it
takes to make it right.
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By joining the club that
doesn't let women in?
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Tammy, sometimes change
can only come from within.
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It could take weeks, months,
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even a generation,
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but I am committed to
the cause of feminism.
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Hah, sure, hun.
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By the way, doesn't that
place cost a fortune to join?
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Wow.
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Wow. I can't believe
what I'm hearing
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from one of the
“strongest ” women I know.
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Imagine if Martin
Luther King would've said
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'You know what? I don't have
a dream anymore because,
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too expensive'
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or if Ghandi would've said,
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'you know what, I'm just
gonna eat some food now
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because it's too
expensive to not eat.'
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Or if feminist
icon Gloria Estafan
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never bought that
pink vagina hat,
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where would we be now?
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Where would we be now, Tam?
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Mark, I'm gonna be the
first woman to tee off
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at Oak Ravine and I
don't need your help.
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Tee time, Ellen. Heh-heh...
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May I help you?
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Sorry to bother you,
Ms. Gobblestone.
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I'm Tammy Hoagies.
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Would you consider
yourself a feminist?
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I would.
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Well I was recently made aware
of a very sexist establishment
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and I was wondering if you
could help make a change.
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Oh, dear. What kind of
establishment is this, exactly?
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Your husband's little golf club.
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You know, the one that
doesn't let women in.
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I see.
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I'm afraid I don't have
time for such petty concerns.
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But I wish you the best of luck.
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Your husband is on
the board of this club.
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Is he now?
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Maybe you could talk to him.
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If anyone could influence
a change, it's you.
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We have to pick
our battles, dear.
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Okay, okay...
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well, I've picked mine.
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And I'm playing
that damn course.
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Listen here, Tammy.
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Sometimes it's best
to let sleeping dogs lie.
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Yo.
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Yo, you get that rec yet?
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I'm working on it.
265
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Awesome, dude.
Okay I gotta go, Hank.
266
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UCONN girls softball
is about to start.
267
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I need this freshman
to throw a perfect game.
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Man, there's gotta
be a billionaire
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around here somewhere.
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Hell yeah.
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Uh hey Bill.
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00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,676
So just wanna say,
thanks for Windows.
273
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They're one of my
favorite things to look out of.
274
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Right.
275
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,015
So who do I make this out to?
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Oh, uh, just write,
277
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"To whom it may concern..."
278
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And, uh, something like,
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"I, Bill Gates,
recommend my good friend
280
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and all-around rich, cool guy,
281
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,593
Mark Hoagies,
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to be a member at the
Oak Ravine Country Club."
283
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,867
Oh, can you hit undo
on this, it's not--
284
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,835
Next.
285
00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:32,005
"To whom it may concern...
286
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,274
Bill Gates doesn't know
how to spell "recommend?"
287
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,276
Aw come on. You know
how these computer guys are.
288
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,144
They've been using
spell check for so long,
289
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,713
they don't even know how
to write with their hands.
290
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,881
So true.
291
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,248
I have always said that
292
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,384
computers are
rotting our brains.
293
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,687
And you have the initiation fee?
294
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,555
One second please.
295
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,558
Now up in the Archery World
Finals is Akmash Tartalzyk,
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00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,062
the seventeen-year-old former
goat herder from Uzbekistan
297
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,632
who is now one shot
away from a championship.
298
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,633
Come on Akmash...
299
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,836
And Bullseye! He's done it!
300
00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:02,736
Hell yeah!
301
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,271
The money is no problem.
302
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,840
And what's your handicap?
303
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,906
With all due respect,
304
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,342
I don't think you're
allowed to ask that.
305
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,142
Mr. Hoagies,
306
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,144
this is one of the most pristine
307
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,013
and difficult
courses in the world.
308
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,849
We need to make sure
you won't be hacking it up.
309
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,151
What do you shoot?
310
00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,019
I mean... a lot of birdies?
311
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,955
Eagles? Yeah,
I do a lot of eagles.
312
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,189
You do a lot of Eagles?
313
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,025
He actually once
got a hole-in-one.
314
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,026
Did you, now?
315
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,561
Yeah. Bounced off the windmill
316
00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,462
and went right through
the gorilla's legs.
317
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,970
Ow! Get off me!
318
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,105
What the hell?!
319
00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:42,576
This part of the interview
is really just a formality.
320
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:46,213
Just need to make sure you
don't shoot over 200, okay?
321
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,614
Pfft! No problem.
322
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,083
Okay here we go.
323
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,218
Ah, Dammit! Warming up.
324
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,653
Just warming on up.
325
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,354
Oh my god.
326
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,257
He's at 199...
327
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,025
Driver? Hank why're
you giving me a driver
328
00:10:59,025 --> 00:10:59,826
we're four feet from the hole.
329
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,896
I like the driver.
It's my favorite club.
330
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,997
It's not about
your favorite club,
331
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,032
it's about the “Best ”
club for the situation.
332
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233
Give me the wedge.
333
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,002
Damnit.
334
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,539
Unfortunately, after your
performance here today,
335
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,742
we cannot accept you
into Oak Ravine Country Club.
336
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,277
Wow. I guess
I'm the only one
337
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,279
here who actually loves golf.
338
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,414
Oh yeah? You love golf?
339
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,283
Buddy, you hacked up that course
340
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,151
like you caught it
in bed with your wife.
341
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:25,952
Let me tell you something, pal.
342
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,288
I could have easily
shot a sixty-five,
343
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,390
but I chose not to,
out of respect.
344
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,226
All you speed golfers
rushing through the course
345
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,663
with your 63s and
your holes-in-ones,
346
00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:36,330
but not me.
347
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,398
I play the ball from all angles.
348
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,002
From the velvet fairways
to the soft sands in the trap
349
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,304
to the backyard of the guy
350
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,572
whose window
I shattered off hole twelve.
351
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,540
Guys like me,
352
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,009
we don't care about the
number on the scorecard,
353
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,744
we care about the experience.
354
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,880
If that means
I can't be a member,
355
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,615
so be it.
Let's go Hank!
356
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,987
Wow. I wish I loved anything
the way that man loves golf.
357
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,622
Mark! Wait!
358
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,424
Arthur. Don't be an idiot.
359
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:07,861
As the head of the board
of Oak Ravine Country Club,
360
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,231
I hereby welcome
our newest member.
361
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,334
Whoa,
362
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,469
where am I?
363
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:16,703
Hello Tammy.
364
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,371
Ellen?
365
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,873
You had questions about the
men's little "golf" club.
366
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,875
Here's the only answer you need:
367
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,312
it exists because
we allow it to exist.
368
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,949
Welcome to The Lady Lair.
369
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,117
Woah.
370
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,785
What is this place?
371
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,555
You are in the headquarters
of an elite group of females,
372
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:40,060
sworn to combat the issues that
affect women across the globe.
373
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,495
Like sexist golf clubs!
374
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,997
Tammy, our husbands
are very powerful,
375
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,367
but men like that
are insatiable.
376
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,534
They will take, take, take
377
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,636
until they've
sucked the world dry.
378
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,306
Golf distracts them
from their ambitions.
379
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,575
While they're playing
games, we're...
380
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,246
reallocating some funds
for our "feministic pursuits."
381
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,182
So when you say
"feministic pursuits,"
382
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,018
what exactly are we
talking about here?
383
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,585
See for yourself.
384
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,993
Welcome to Oak Ravine.
385
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,129
Oh man. This place is classic.
386
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,931
Oooh. They got the
classic suede chairs.
387
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,666
We got the classic
wood-paneling!
388
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,403
You got the classic
popcorn machine-- ooh, ooh!
389
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:23,137
Oh my god,
390
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,139
if this guy says
'classic' one more time-
391
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,440
Oh, come on, Gerald.
392
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,642
Remember how you
were on your first day?
393
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,578
Woah. They got a fricken
bathroom just for pooping...
394
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,148
Oh my god, unbelievable!
395
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,349
Yo, this all free?
396
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,651
No women. No rules, baby.
397
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,352
This place is fricken' awesome.
398
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,154
Oh,
399
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,223
that is “Not ” whipped cream!
400
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,594
Okay, ladies.
401
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,762
You know what to do...
402
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,832
Um. Ellen?
403
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,966
You're with me.
404
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,601
Oh, um, ha pardon me...
405
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,535
Hang on!
406
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,603
Whoooooaaaahhhh!
407
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,109
For the crime of reading
a science book,
408
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,044
you are sentenced to death.
409
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,180
Hello, boys.
410
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,414
Lady fighters?
411
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,584
Laundry day is tomorrow
if you want to stick around.
412
00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:13,587
Ladies, light 'em up.
413
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,525
What is these cramps?!
414
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,895
This is the worst
pain I ever feel!
415
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,397
Menstrual beam.
416
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:23,964
Ugh. Agh.
417
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,099
You suffer this every month?!
418
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,869
“And ” you have to deal
with the men's bull crap?
419
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:29,970
All clear.
420
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,739
Paula, do your thing.
421
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,749
Little better than a round
of golf, don't you think?
422
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,283
Those poor girls...
423
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,619
They're never gonna
get to play at Oak Ravine.
424
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,287
Ugh let it go, Tammy.
425
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,855
That golf course
is nothing more than
426
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,658
a playground for man-children.
427
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:53,660
We are liberating oppressed
women across the globe!
428
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,031
Yeah and I think that's,
ya know, great and all, but--
429
00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:59,533
Good.
Because I just got word
430
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,870
your husband has been
accepted to Oak Ravine.
431
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,004
Are you fricken kidding me?
432
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,873
Congratulations are in order:
433
00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:07,741
you're officially one of us.
434
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,244
So what's your deal?
How 'd you get rich?
435
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,946
Well, my family's been
in the railroad business
436
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,914
since the Hayes administration
437
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,116
and under my watch we've
become the world leader
438
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,751
in freight shipping logistics.
439
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,619
How about you?
440
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,853
Woo, man, where do I start?
441
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,122
First I needed the
Vikings to cover.
442
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,292
Then I needed a third round
knockout from Martinez.
443
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,362
After that I needed the girl
from Baylor to hit five threes,
444
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,096
and then after that I need-
445
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,165
Wait a minute.
Are you describing a parlay?
446
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,033
Oh, yeah, yeah. I won a parlay.
447
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,901
Well, Arthur.
448
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,702
Your golf lover over
there hasn't played
449
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,571
a single round since joining.
450
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,074
All he does is hang out
in the clubhouse all day
451
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,709
eating pheasant wings
and yelling "Guys Day!"
452
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,011
Come on, Gerald.
453
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,979
He's just having fun.
454
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,014
Joe seems to be getting
along with his caddie, alright.
455
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,684
So here's my idea:
Clear mustard.
456
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,185
Clear mustard?
457
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,187
That's interesting.
458
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,323
Huh. Very interesting.
459
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,392
Hoagies! Coming atcha!
460
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,863
Wooo!!/Yo Hoagies!!/
Place is sweet!/Classic, right?
461
00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,999
Oh yeah.
Guests have arrived.
462
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:06,867
Yo yoooo!! What's up boys!!!
463
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:07,902
Oh hell yeah.
464
00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,336
This is the good stuff.
465
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,507
Yo, that tastes just
like The Civil War.
466
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,143
Ooh, yeah. These are
some serious puros, baby.
467
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,145
Yo, anyone know
the WiFi password?
468
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,880
Okay, here we go
I'm doin' it again!!!
469
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,580
Ughh!!
470
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,449
Watch out! Watch out!
471
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,450
Agh! Damnit!
472
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,054
Boom.
473
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,755
Nailed it. Hank,
did you get that?
474
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,456
Were you filming?
475
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,991
Alright, fine.
476
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,694
I think we may have
a Hoagies problem.
477
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:34,561
Okay ladies.
478
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,863
We'll be infiltrating
the headquarters
479
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,132
of a Romanian
sex trafficking ring-
480
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,634
Excuse me.
481
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,969
Can I propose a mission?
482
00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:42,836
Yes Tammy?
483
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,037
I just think, ya know,
484
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,140
before we solve
the world's problems,
485
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,408
we could address some of the
486
00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,543
patriarchal concerns
here at home?
487
00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,912
Tammy, give it up.
488
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,715
Let the men have
their stupid golf course.
489
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:55,515
Who cares?
490
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,152
You know, if Amelia
Earhart would have called it
491
00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,686
just a "stupid airplane"-
492
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,022
Are you comparing
yourself to Amelia Earhart?
493
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,156
I mean...
494
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:04,591
not yet.
495
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,061
You look like an oil man.
496
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,029
You an oil man?
497
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,930
No, I'm in tech.
498
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,132
Oh yeah? You should
hire these two clowns.
499
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,133
You guys work in tech?
500
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,435
I dabble in a little
programming.
501
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,036
Oh yeah?
502
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,538
What kind of stuff you work on?
503
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,973
Well, I recently
modded Elder Scrolls
504
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,243
so all the dragons
have huge dongs.
505
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,144
Oh...
506
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,845
I'm telling you these
two are like Rain Man
507
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,147
when it comes to technology.
508
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,714
Yo, check it out:
this morning they rigged
509
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,282
my ankle monitor so the cops?
510
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,650
They think I'm
at home right now.
511
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,486
Mark, can we have a word?
512
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,455
We have an
incredible opportunity
513
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,156
that we would like
to share with you.
514
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,025
Oooh yeah. This like
an insider trading thing?
515
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:39,526
'Cause I'm in.
516
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,396
It's more of an investment
in your future.
517
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,132
There's another club,
a more prestigious club,
518
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,735
that's interested
in recruiting you...
519
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:48,936
I mean... I don't know,
520
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,938
I already put 500K
down on this place--
521
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,872
And that would be refunded.
522
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,740
With interest.
523
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,242
I mean, that's pretty good Mark.
524
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,845
Nope! Nah, I'm too loyal!
525
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,280
You guys are my boys now!
526
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,414
C'mere you, come on. Ahh -
527
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,549
can't put a price
tag on Guys Day!
528
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,619
Time for an emergency
board meeting.
529
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,988
The offer... was refused.
530
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,290
!
531
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,358
This whole place smells
like farts and cologne!
532
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,294
His fat friend ran over John
Boehner with a golf cart!
533
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,164
You think that's bad?
Our stock dropped eighty percent
534
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,099
after I followed
his caddie's advice
535
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,400
to develop a clear mustard.
536
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,436
Uh, that's on you Joe.
The bottom line is:
537
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,072
Hoagies has to go.
538
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,106
Can't we just kick him out?
539
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,942
That's a slippery slope, Fred.
540
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,576
We could have him killed.
541
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,411
I don't know.
542
00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:32,747
That got a little
messy with Epstein.
543
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,047
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.
544
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,417
They're obsessed
with this Guys Day crap.
545
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,785
It's like they're stuck in the
dumbest episode of The Man Show.
546
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,688
Seems like that's the only
reason they're even here.
547
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,756
Guys Day.
548
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,423
You know,
549
00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:47,193
there's always the...
Nuclear option.
550
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,296
Okay ladies,
551
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,098
let's run through it again.
552
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,167
Kim, you cut the power.
553
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,701
Paula, you flank right.
554
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,769
I'll go left.
555
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,004
And our rear is covered by...
556
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:58,873
Tammy?
557
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,440
What are you doing?
558
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,374
Sorry, ladies...
559
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,577
Gotta break that grass ceiling.
560
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,746
Woo! Foreeeeeeee!
561
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,583
Huh? Hey!
562
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,451
Sorry to cramp your style.
563
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,519
Heh heh.
564
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:13,787
At least...
565
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,256
leave me...
with... some Advil...
566
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,925
and a warm compress...
567
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,060
and a way to watch
Vampire Diaries.
568
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,866
One small swing for Tammy,
569
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:28,536
one giant drive for womankind-
570
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,073
What the hell?
571
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,142
Man, that was an
all time Guys Day.
572
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,244
Totally worth five
hundred thousand dollars.
573
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,646
Boom! Suck it, Hank.
Proximity mine!
574
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,081
Night night!
- Damn.
575
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:41,949
That's ten in a row, Hank.
576
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,017
You know what that
means: you gotta eat a Q-tip.
577
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,252
Uhhh--- hey, Mark?
578
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,820
Wait a minute, what the hell?
579
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,627
What's going on, guys!?
This place was classic!
580
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,129
It was forever Guys Day!
581
00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,664
A last bastion of
untainted male expression!
582
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,500
This was meant to be
a club for gentlemen,
583
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,435
not immature,
584
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,471
obnoxious man-children
like you and your friends.
585
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,907
Wow! You know what,
you rich jerks
586
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,510
are even judgey-er
than my wif-Fi pa-wifi.
587
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,645
You got the wifi,
the uh, wifi password?
588
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,279
You know,
589
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,516
I now understand what
my granddaughter means
590
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,384
by toxic masculinity.
591
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,020
Thanks to you, Mark Hoagies,
592
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,889
we have decided to end our
593
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,259
100 year policy of
not allowing women.
594
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,394
I'm glad you finally
came to your senses.
595
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,129
It's high time this
place catches up
596
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,264
with the rest of the world.
597
00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:31,898
Now if you'll excuse me,
598
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,267
I'm gonna go golf with my wife.
599
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,370
Hun, how 'd you like to
play a round with me
600
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,605
at Oak Ravine!?
601
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,539
Sure.
602
00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,409
Hank, get the lady's bag please.
603
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:46,847
Well, Tam.
604
00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:47,981
Mission accomplished.
605
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,150
Guess you could
say I'm sort of the uh...
606
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:53,153
the male Amelia Earhart of golf.
607
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,388
Uh, just curious,
608
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:55,856
when were you
planning on telling me
609
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,024
they changed the rules?
610
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:57,691
Really, Tam?
611
00:20:57,858 --> 00:20:59,693
I end a hundred
year sexist policy
612
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,828
and now you're gonna
bust my balls about it?
613
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:02,729
Unbelievable!
614
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,097
!
615
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,201
Oh, yeah.
616
00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,002
Suck on that long one, Mark.
617
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:09,770
Not bad, not bad.
618
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,172
Now let me show
you how it's done.
619
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,606
Okay, Hank? Driver.
620
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,107
No Hank. Damnit.
621
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,052
!
622
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,786
Golf sucks. I'm done.
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