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- ♪ I want to break free ♪
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♪ I want to break free ♪
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- ♪ I want to ♪
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♪ Break free from your lies ♪
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♪ You're so self-satisfied ♪
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- ♪ I don't need you ♪
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♪ I've got to break free ♪
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- ♪ God knows ♪
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♪ God knows I want to break free ♪
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♪ I want to break free. ♪
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Ah, the joy of a completed to-do list.
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Shall we celebrate by
cracking open an amontillado?
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Uh, sir,
you had that cask of amontillado
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walled off two days ago.
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Along with the salesman.
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Are you still considering
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the Cask of the Month Club?
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After three months, it pays for itself.
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I'm thinking about it.
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Anyway, Smithers, a tasting.
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What about this 1945 Bordeaux?
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Yes, that could give my palate
a little party.
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Palate, have at it.
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Oh. How I miss extra-venous fluids.
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Mm, you're getting notes of cigar smoke,
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saffron... Ooh, sandalwood.
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Yes, yes, all of those.
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And cupcake frosting from
a child's birthday party
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with notes of petting zoo on the finish.
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Oh, I'm getting a little tipsy.
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Make sure you take two aspirin
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and drink plenty of
water before I go to bed.
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What is it? What do you hear, boy?
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Dress shoes on linoleum.
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It's Smithers.
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Whenever he comes down here, he wants
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someone to stay late and do extra work.
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Homer, it's one taquito.
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It's not worth it.
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No snack left behind.
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I'll tell your story.
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Simpson, come with me.
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- Can I bring my taquito?
- No.
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Mr. Burns wants to
impress his wine club,
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so he paid a million dollars
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for a very special bottle
of Gevrey-Chambertin
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once owned by Napoleon.
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Whoa, just like the laundry pods
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they lock up at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Wow.
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Turns out Napoleon fought
the Battle of Austerlitz
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just because he'd heard there was
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an extraordinary bottle of red there.
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And you need my expert
skills to keep watch over it.
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No, I need you to ride in the
back with it as a human airbag.
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Ooh, human.
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Smithers, I coughed up my Adam's apple.
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Not again. I'm on my way, sir.
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Simpson, I need you
to bring the Napoleon wine
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directly to Mr. Burns' mansion.
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This is the most important job
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you've ever done in your entire life.
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I'm glad to have earned your trust.
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If there were anyone else on
Earth I could ask, I would.
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Thank you.
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Hurry, Smithers.
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Now ants are circling it.
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Okay,
just get the bottle back to Mr. Burns.
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First, select the least bumpy route.
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Aah! Where'd it go?!
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And now it is my great honor
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to christen this ship...
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Well, I never.
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No, wait, this did happen once before.
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Mazel tov!
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Ow!
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Uh...
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Mwah.
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Mm...
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Oh, man, I'm so far
from Mr. Burns' mansion.
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Where even am I?
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I'll give you a hint, dumbass.
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You live here.
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Give me another hint.
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Okay, Homer,
you got a million-dollar bottle of wine.
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For once in your life, don't be stupid.
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Put it somewhere safe.
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Safe, safe.
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Wait, a safe.
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Safe. So this is
what being smart feels like.
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I'll reward myself
with a quick garage nap in the car.
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I'll just turn it on to keep warm and...
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No.
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Staying smart.
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Huh? Wha... Oh, no!
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I need to get to Burns' mansion.
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You're exhausted.
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At least eat dinner before you go.
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Mmm, this is the best stew ever.
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Oh, it's nothing special.
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Just beef, carrots, onions,
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garlic and bay leaves.
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Well, it's delicious.
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Oh, and some wine.
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What kind of wine?
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I didn't want to use the
good nine-dollar bottle,
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so I just used this old one.
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How? No.
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No, I was smart. I was smart.
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So smart.
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What? I don't understand.
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It's still locked.
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- Huh?
- Hey, Homer.
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What the hell kind of safe is this?
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Remember? You punched a hole in the wall
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when Major League Baseball
added the pitch clock.
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I like my sports slow,
and they knew that.
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Marge, you don't understand.
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That wine you used in the stew
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was Burns' wine.
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It cost a million dollars!
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Oh, no. No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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A million dollars?
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A million dollars!
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I don't want stew.
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I want mac and cheese.
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Eat your million-dollar stew.
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You used all of the million-dollar wine?
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It's what the recipe calls for.
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You should have written
your name on the bottle.
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Like I do with that special
tea that makes me regular.
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Regular? You didn't go the whole time
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we were in the Wisconsin Dells.
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That's why I got the tea!
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That I label.
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Simpson.
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Why haven't you delivered the
bottle to Mr. Burns' mansion?
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Before I answer that,
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try some of this delicious stew.
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Mmm, the onions, the garlic,
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the red wine from the 19th century.
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Aah!
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It's not what you think.
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Marge cooked the wine into stew.
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Stew that we ate.
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Uh, if you need to strangle
the boy for a minute,
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that's what he's here for.
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Eh, it's what I bring to the table.
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Oh, God, this is going to take Mr. Burns
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to a horrifying level of fury.
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He built this lumber
mill just to kill us.
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Oh, that explains it.
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Waylon, Homer really
did try to keep it safe.
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This is all my fault.
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I can't believe I was
undone by Marge Simpson.
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Mm. Hmm?
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Okay, I know things look kind of bad.
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But there is a way out of this.
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This isn't "kind of bad."
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This is a catastrophe.
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If I may...
for you, catastrophe is a new thing.
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But for me,
it's just another day at the office.
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What the hell are talking about,
you incompetent nitwit?
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Oh, Smithers, Smithers, Smithers.
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Let me explain.
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Maggie, my note.
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♪ In the course of my long life ♪
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- Aah!
- ♪ I've learned a golden rule ♪
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♪ To escape the blame
and avoid the shame ♪
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♪ When I've been an utter fool ♪
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♪ I simply cover it up ♪
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- ♪ Cover it up? ♪
- ♪ Cover it up? ♪
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♪ Cover it up, cover it up ♪
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♪ Lost her wedding ring one winter ♪
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♪ Cover it up, cover it up ♪
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♪ Made one with a 3D printer ♪
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♪ Cover it up, cover it up ♪
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♪ I cut down Flanders' cherry tree ♪
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♪ And then did tell a lie ♪
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♪ I blamed it on some teens ♪
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♪ Who were wedgie-ing this guy ♪
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♪ Neck high ♪
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- ♪ Cover it up ♪
- ♪ Cover it up ♪
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♪ I can't recall the lyrics
to the verse I'm singing now ♪
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♪ Who cares?
I'll make some new words up ♪
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♪ I love you, "Spingfield" ♪
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♪ Trick the red light camera ♪
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♪ When you're rushing to get home ♪
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♪ Forgot to bring a doggy bag ♪
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♪ Just use a garden gnome ♪
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♪ I caused so many meltdowns ♪
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♪ So I use my little fix ♪
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♪ We know you caused
those meltdowns ♪
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♪ No, you only knew of six ♪
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♪ Let's fix my wife's...
not my... mistake ♪
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- ♪ Cover it up ♪
- ♪ And fill this fancy jug ♪
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- ♪ With fake ♪
- ♪ Cover it up ♪
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- ♪ Make a woo-hoo out of a d'oh ♪
- ♪ Just cover it up ♪
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♪ Cover it up and they'll never ♪
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♪ Even know ♪
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♪ Cover it up! ♪
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Mm, I can't resist
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a musical number that advances the plot.
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- I'm in.
- But how do we cover this up?
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It's not gonna be easy.
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Mr. Burns is planning to
pour the Napoleon wine
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for some of the most discerning
wine connoisseurs in the world.
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You know,
wine is basically just chemistry.
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Maybe you need someone
who knows all about
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the chemistry of alcohol.
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Wine is the red one, right?
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Well, I understand your dilemma,
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but I am right in the
middle of an experiment
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to develop the proverbial
six-pack abdominals.
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I know, but it's what the ladies want.
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I think they just want
someone who listens.
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Well, I don't have
a contraption for that.
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Professor, maybe if I
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rephrase it like this.
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- ♪ Cover it up! ♪
- ♪ Flavin! ♪
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Uh, well, based on my analysis
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of the last drops of the
stewified Napoleon wine,
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I've created a replica out
of diammonium phosphate,
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calcium carbonate and 14 CCs
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of Manischewitz.
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Mmm. That's, uh, that's amazing.
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- So we did it?
- We did it.
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Uh, I, uh, did it, yes.
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And now, just to ensure I've removed
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the radioactive isotope
found in all wines
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made after the dawn
of the nuclear age...
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Perfect.
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Uh, should I be worried about that?
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Are you planning on having children?
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I never planned any of my children.
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Uh, well, it is what it is.
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I call to order this
meeting with our credo,
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"Never drink something younger
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or date something older than you."
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To pointless excess.
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And now, the main event:
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a bottle of wine once
held by Napoleon himself.
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So, raise a glass and bend an "Elba."
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Smithers, release the cork.
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Moment of truth.
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You know, our marriage really could use
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fewer moments of truth.
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Now that's million-buck chuck!
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Complex with a hint of
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doy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoing!
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- Mm.
- The cover-up worked!
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And tonight, we'll have cover-up sex.
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Ooh, it'll be my first.
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No, it won't.
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I can't believe we pulled that off.
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I feel a little guilty
and a little scared.
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00:11:31,644 --> 00:11:33,552
Like the first time I fast-forwarded
262
00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:34,979
through a commercial.
263
00:11:34,981 --> 00:11:35,984
Don't feel bad.
264
00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,297
With the money those billionaires
265
00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,482
spend on one bottle,
266
00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:39,966
it could buy every poor
person in the world
267
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,636
an inexpensive but very drinkable rosé.
268
00:11:42,713 --> 00:11:44,805
Those monsters.
269
00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:47,325
They are. And I do their bidding.
270
00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,555
I'm just as bad, if not worse,
because I know better.
271
00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:54,498
I'm even starting to
look like Mr. Burns.
272
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,392
Hump!
273
00:11:56,394 --> 00:12:00,412
Sometimes I feel like I've
only got this much soul left.
274
00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:01,747
Don't worry, Waylon.
275
00:12:01,749 --> 00:12:03,824
There's plenty of soul
where that came from.
276
00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:05,843
You know, we've still got
277
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,571
a lot of this Frinky drinky.
278
00:12:08,573 --> 00:12:10,848
Think how many wrongs we could right
279
00:12:10,925 --> 00:12:14,577
if we sold just one more
million-dollar bottle.
280
00:12:14,579 --> 00:12:16,762
Are you slurring what I
think you're slurring?
281
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:19,357
Yes. What if we sell fake wine
282
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,584
to the rich to give to the poor?
283
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,319
Like Robin Hood.
284
00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,732
I'm cleansing my soul.
285
00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,293
And I'm getting out of the house.
286
00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:05,820
_
287
00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:09,815
We're doing this.
288
00:13:09,817 --> 00:13:11,575
We're actually going to Robin Hood
289
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:12,910
a bottle of fake wine.
290
00:13:12,912 --> 00:13:16,080
Look at all these mega-rich
wine connoisseurs.
291
00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:19,491
I've never seen so many people
not wearing baseball caps.
292
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,919
And that's Jim Sprawldon
from the Sprawl-Mart fortune.
293
00:13:21,921 --> 00:13:24,905
And from Sam's Club,
there's Marcus Club himself.
294
00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:27,149
Oh... I can ask him to bring back
295
00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:30,152
Marcus's Choice cinnamon
apple dryer sheets.
296
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,988
There's Francis Ford Coppola
and Andrew Lloyd Webber,
297
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,841
the most surprisingly straight
wine collector in the world.
298
00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:37,676
And he's next to Robert Parker,
299
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:40,104
who invented the 100-point
wine ranking scale.
300
00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:41,680
I will buy this Napoleon wine
301
00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:44,016
with the money from
the music that I write.
302
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:47,002
The money from the music of the night.
303
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:50,005
I rate this conversation a 36.
304
00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:53,525
Next up is the last known
wine owned by Napoleon.
305
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,844
Offered for sale by an anonymous owner.
306
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:57,270
I open the bidding at...
307
00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:59,439
$1 million!
308
00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:00,958
$1.5 million.
309
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,535
Wh... I'm sorry.
I have a call from my accountant.
310
00:14:03,612 --> 00:14:05,463
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
311
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:06,689
I bid nothing.
312
00:14:06,691 --> 00:14:08,632
Uh, $1.5 million.
313
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:09,858
$2 million.
314
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:13,378
$2 million? That's, like, 20,000 100s.
315
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,698
Going once. Going twice. Sold!
316
00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:20,703
Slowly, deftly, losing shall caress you.
317
00:14:20,705 --> 00:14:22,313
Hear it, feel it.
318
00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,315
Secretly depress you.
319
00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:26,208
You did Cats, right?
320
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,651
What the hell was that?!
321
00:14:27,803 --> 00:14:30,395
And why do I love it?
322
00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:31,880
We did it!
323
00:14:31,882 --> 00:14:35,308
This money is going to
right so many wrongs.
324
00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:37,720
Thank you, Marge.
For the first time in my life,
325
00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:39,371
I feel free.
326
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:44,150
You are under arrest for the high crime
327
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,961
of wine forgery.
328
00:15:04,673 --> 00:15:06,023
Here's your cell.
329
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,267
Does the gentleman find it suitable?
330
00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:10,945
Why do they always ask the man?
331
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:16,182
Oh, Homie, Homie,
I don't know how to tell you this,
332
00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:17,535
but I'm in jail.
333
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,245
Marge in jail? Puh-lease.
334
00:15:20,297 --> 00:15:23,724
This is like that phone scam
I almost fell for last month.
335
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,133
That was really me.
336
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:26,952
I had to walk home from the airport
337
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,954
because you wouldn't believe me.
338
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,956
Then this is Marge! You're in jail?
339
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,215
Yes.
340
00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:35,961
Waylon and I faked and
sold another Napoleon wine.
341
00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,404
Well, this is crazy.
342
00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:40,799
You're in jail for booze, and I'm...
343
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,243
at home watching the kids.
344
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,061
Time's up.
345
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:47,581
I've got to go. I miss you all so much.
346
00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:49,899
I love you.
347
00:15:49,977 --> 00:15:52,978
Oh, Mommy loves you, too, Maggie.
348
00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:02,763
Wine court is modeled after
the quirky French legal system.
349
00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:06,007
It's based on every
defendant's right to a certain,
350
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,842
mm... je ne sais quoi.
351
00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:09,937
How do you know about all this?
352
00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:13,423
Oh, Wine Court TV plays
all day in most gay bars.
353
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,926
Your Honor,
this is a case of shocking fraud
354
00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:19,429
perpetrated by the
worst kind of scammers.
355
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:21,840
Do we seriously believe that a wine
356
00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,450
owned by Napoleon was found
357
00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:27,028
by an executive assistant
and a homemaker?
358
00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:30,182
They're simple, ignorant Philistines.
359
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,125
Mrs. Simpson, please tell the court
360
00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:33,961
your recipe for sangria.
361
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,713
Two parts Duff wine cooler
362
00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:38,281
to one part grape popsicle.
363
00:16:39,472 --> 00:16:40,950
Oh, no, Marge.
364
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,544
You stupid lady.
365
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,973
Homie,
I might be going to jail for years.
366
00:16:45,975 --> 00:16:48,642
Promise me you'll take
good care of the kids.
367
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:52,062
Honey, you know
I can't make that promise.
368
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:59,194
I wonder if Homer is
looking at the same moon.
369
00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:05,217
Marge was always here...
370
00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:08,053
to dry and put away.
371
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,314
This is all my fault.
372
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:15,318
♪ They covered it up,
they covered it up ♪
373
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,413
♪ And I lost my sweet
and loving wife ♪
374
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:21,324
- Wait, what?
- ♪ I can't cover it up ♪
375
00:17:21,401 --> 00:17:23,659
♪ Can't cover it up ♪
376
00:17:23,737 --> 00:17:25,420
♪ She might do 20 years ♪
377
00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:28,331
♪ To life. ♪
378
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,167
You said Mom was in Santa
Barbara with friends.
379
00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:34,429
Kids, your mom's not in Santa Barbara.
380
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:35,522
She's in wine jail.
381
00:17:35,673 --> 00:17:38,341
There's no such thing as Santa Barbara.
382
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,419
Dad, you got to find a way
to get Mom out of jail.
383
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:43,088
You got to cover this up.
384
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:44,439
It's the only thing you're good at.
385
00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:47,776
No, the only thing
I'm good at is nothing.
386
00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:50,620
I will never cover up again.
387
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:55,100
Ladies, gentlemen,
388
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,527
and bored looking cat in a turtleneck.
389
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,331
The wine we're accused of faking
390
00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:03,291
tastes exactly like the real thing,
391
00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:05,868
so if-if no one can tell the difference,
392
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,445
how is that a crime?
393
00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:12,300
Your Honor, this is a case with legs.
394
00:18:12,452 --> 00:18:15,453
Pun intended on "legs"
but not on "case."
395
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,065
Wine is much more than a beverage.
396
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:21,217
For centuries,
it has told the story of civilization.
397
00:18:21,236 --> 00:18:24,312
Whenever something is that rare,
unique, and beautiful,
398
00:18:24,464 --> 00:18:28,057
it is attacked by greed
and fraud at every turn.
399
00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:31,136
Thus, it is our responsibility
400
00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:34,063
to ensure that this jewel of our society
401
00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,583
keeps its integrity intact.
402
00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:40,312
I have reached a decision.
403
00:18:42,441 --> 00:18:45,908
I declare the fake wine
in question to be...
404
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,094
real.
405
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,679
Case dismissed.
406
00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:55,827
I don't know what just happened.
407
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,495
Oh, allow me to explain.
408
00:18:57,514 --> 00:19:00,756
I bought something more valuable
than any bottle of wine:
409
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:01,835
the judge.
410
00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,518
You bribed her to save us?
411
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,445
I... I wasn't saving you, Smithers,
412
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:07,188
and, uh, your wife.
413
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:08,949
I was protecting the
myth that the possessions
414
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,618
of the obscenely wealthy
are remotely worth it.
415
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:13,436
If that bottle was exposed as fake,
416
00:19:13,513 --> 00:19:15,864
skeptical eyes might look to fine art
417
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:16,957
such as my Vermeer,
418
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,108
Girl with a Pearl Nose Ring.
419
00:19:19,128 --> 00:19:22,129
Or my Bible signed by Jesus.
420
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,356
And it's all thanks to this fine fellow
421
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:26,358
who alerted me to your predicament.
422
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,784
- Homer, you...
- Covered it up.
423
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:32,380
But, Dad, you said you were
never gonna cover up again.
424
00:19:32,532 --> 00:19:35,367
I tried not to,
but covering up is all I know.
425
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,552
So, I went to the king of cover-ups.
426
00:19:37,704 --> 00:19:40,038
Who do you think hid
all that nuclear waste
427
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,207
under Denver's airport?
428
00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:44,693
- This guy.
- Oh, you.
429
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:49,714
Great, we were saved by an evil deed
430
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:53,218
from the man whose evil deeds
we were trying to un-evil.
431
00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:55,495
But, Waylon, our whole drunken plan
432
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:58,665
was to use bad money to do good things.
433
00:19:58,742 --> 00:20:00,892
And now we can.
434
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,911
- Robin Hood?
- Robin Hood.
435
00:20:03,845 --> 00:20:06,064
- ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm having ♪
436
00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:07,415
- ♪ A good time ♪
- ♪ Don't stop ♪
437
00:20:07,492 --> 00:20:09,083
- ♪ Me now ♪
- ♪ Yes, I'm having ♪
438
00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:11,344
♪ A good time,
I don't want to stop ♪
439
00:20:11,496 --> 00:20:13,329
♪ At all ♪
440
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,089
♪ Yeah, I'm a rocket ship ♪
441
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,909
♪ On my way to Mars on
a collision course ♪
442
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:19,853
♪ I am a satellite ♪
443
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,688
♪ I'm out of control ♪
444
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:24,582
♪ I'm a sex machine
ready to reload ♪
445
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:26,251
♪ Like an atom bomb ♪
446
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:28,269
♪ About to, whoa, oh, oh ♪
447
00:20:28,346 --> 00:20:30,346
♪ Oh, oh, explode ♪
448
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:33,366
♪ I'm burning through the sky,
yeah. ♪
449
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:40,573
You will be housed here in wine jail
450
00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:43,221
while you await your trial
in Springfield wine court.
451
00:20:43,239 --> 00:20:44,389
Wine court?
452
00:20:44,407 --> 00:20:46,982
Yes. Wine crimes are too sophisticated
453
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,411
for the undeveloped legal palate
of the American system.
454
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:54,065
She sold a champagne that
was actually a prosecco.
455
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:56,676
He called his wine a Beaujolais nouveau
456
00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:58,884
but there was nothing nouveau about it.
457
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:01,589
And he's in solitary
for his own protection.
458
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,091
We don't take kindly
459
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,259
to oenophiles here.
460
00:21:05,261 --> 00:21:08,079
And here is where we
house our worst offenders:
461
00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:09,581
wine counterfeiters.
462
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,675
Come back later to try our toilet wine!
463
00:21:12,677 --> 00:21:16,321
We are trying to recreate
a 1974 San Quentin.
464
00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:18,439
Shh.
465
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,492
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