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♪ They can climb great heights to do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey team is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning crawling the walls ♪

♪ The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork can't be tighter ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪ -♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪ -♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing friends! ♪

[Ghosty] Li'l Hulk!

[Hulk chuckles]

Welcome to my hangout.

I call it "Hulk's Smash Yard"!

Whoa!

What do you think?

Isn't it great?

Look at this place!

Cool!

Pretty neat, huh?

This part here is my superhero training area.

Watch this. [chuckling]

Hulk smash!

-[laughing] -Cool!

Hulk stomp!

[laughing]

I can practice all my super skills safely.

H'yah!

Smashing stuff,

and smashing more stuff, and jumping...

-Whoa! -Yeah!

...and stomping down on other stuff,

and thunderclapping even more stuff.

Thunderclap!

-Cool! -Wow!

-Nice! -[alert beeps]

[WEB-STER] Webs up! Spidey alert!

Green Goblin has just robbed a hotdog stand,

and is on his way to the jewelry store!

This is a job for Team Spidey!

And Hulk!

Let's swing!

And smash!

[cackling wickedly]

Ooh...

Look at these pretty diamonds.

I can wear them while I eat this yummy hotdog.

Oh, no, you can't, Gobby.

Ah!

I'll take those diamonds!

Hey!

And I'll take that stolen hotdog.

Ooh, spiders,

ruining my fun once again.

Good thing I've got my Baby Boomer!

-[gasps] -Get a load of this!

-Whoa! -Uh-oh.

It turns anything it hits into a little baby...

even superheroes!

[cackling]

Whoa, that's weird.

The tree got big again.

Come on!

H'yah!

You won't zap us, Gobby.

Oh, yes, I will!

Whoa! Yikes!

And while you three crawl around town babbling,

I'll commit all the crime I want!

Isn't that just goo-goo gaga-licious?!

[laughs maniacally]

-No! -What?

Thunderclap!

Ah! My Baby Boomer!

I'll get you, Green Goblin!

[groans]

[giggles]

[gasping]

[evil laughter]

[cooing and babbling]

Hulk's a baby?

Ha! It worked!

Itty-bitty Hulk.

Now, to pick up my Baby Boomer, and--

Oh, no, you don't, Green Goblin!

[growling]

Got it!

Pidey, pidey, pidey!

Whoa!

Whoa, easy, little guy!

Hulk push!

Hulk smash! Hulk smash!

Whoa, that's one strong baby.

Oh, yes, he is,

and just look at him goo-goo ga-ga go!

[brakes screech, car honks]

[gasp] Little Hulk! Look out!

That's an open manhole.

[babbling and cooing]

You've got to be careful.

Well, my plan was to turn you spiders into babies,

but this is even better!

Li'l Hulk will keep you busy

while I steal anything I want.

We've got to stop him!

H'yah!

[laughing]

Bye-bye, babysitters!

Ugh, he got away!

Yeah, because we were all so distracted by Li'l Hulk.

Wait...

where is Li'l Hulk?

[babbling]

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

[chuckling] He really is kinda cute.

Ah!

[giggling]

-Ah! -H'yah!

But he's definitely still got Hulk strength.

Ghosty-ghosty!

Hup!

Up, up, up!

Well, this makes things complicated.

We've got to stop Gobby

and take care of Li'l Hulk.

I guess someone's gonna have to carry him?

Aw! I think he wants me to hold him.

[chuckling] I can handle this, no problem.

You'll need both hands free to swing on your webs.

Well, maybe we could use webs to make a baby carrier.

Yeah, that'll work.

One baby carrier coming up.

[grunting] H'yup! H'yah!

[giggling]

This baby carrier works great, Ghosty!

Li'l Hulk is safe and snug!

Birdie, birdie!

Ah!

Not safe, not snug!

[giggling]

Hulk hug!

Li'l Hulk, no!

Oh, Li'l Hulkie, please stop all of this smashing!

Please!

[giggling]

-No, no, no, no, no! -Whee!

-[giggles] -Gotcha!

What happened?

He broke out of his baby carrier,

and then he did... all that.

There's got to be a safe way to bring Li'l Hulk along

while we look for Gobby.

Hup!

Hmm.

We could use the team transport.

Li'l Hulk will be safely inside with us while we search.

That'll work!

WEB-STER, please send the Team Transport

to our location.

[WEB-STER] Sending Team Transport now!

Whoa, look at that!

[babbling]

Oh, good, there's the Team Transport.

[Hulk babbling]

Okay, team, time to swing!

[babbling]

You too, Li'l Hulk.

There won't be any more running off

in the Team Transport. -Whee!

This is way better.

Yeah. He'll be safe in here.

I bet he's tired from all the excitement.

[babbling]

Maybe you could even take a nap?

Huh?

Doesn't that sound nice?

Bam, bam, bam! Pfft!

[alert beeps] Spidey alert!

Green Goblin is robbing the City Center Bank!

Ooh!

[laughing]

City Center Bank?

I know where that is.

Now we've got him for sure!

[yelping] Whaa!

Whoa!

Whee!

Whoa! [grunting]

Whoa!

I guess we forgot to assign someone

to watch Li'l Hulk.

[giggling]

-Whoa! -Whee!

We've got to get him away from the controls,

or we'll crash!

Okay, little guy.

Whoa!

No more driving for you!

It's way too dangerous.

Hulk hug!

[grunting]

[Hulk giggling]

We're going to hit that building!

-Not good! -Watch out!

[grunting with effort]

[sighs]

You've got to be more careful

around here, Hulkie.

It's dangerous.

[sniffles]

Aw, I'm sorry, little dude.

It's okay.

It's not your fault.

[babbling]

He's just a baby.

He doesn't know what's dangerous.

I think the only way we're going to keep him safe

is if one of us keeps an eye on him,

and only him, at all times.

Okay, you two go.

I'll take the first babysitting shift.

[grunting]

All right with you, Hulkie?

[babbles]

Great.

Now, let's get to the bank and stop Gobby.

Whee!

[Goblin cackling]

This bank robbery is going to be easy-peasy

now that those spiders are out of the way.

Huh?

Stop right there, Gobby!

No more robbing for you!

I thought you were babysitting.

Oh, well, I'll just turn you into babies!

Whoa!

Uh...

[evil cackling]

Oh! I do like my Baby Boomer!

How do you like... this?

I've got you now!

Oh, no, you don't!

Huh?

[grunts]

Whoa! No!

Whaa!

It's time to goo-goo ga-ga get Ghosty!

Whoa!

[Li'l Hulk screaming]

Uh-oh.

Spin, Spidey needs help.

Be right back.

You got it!

You're way too good at Ring Around The Rosie, Hulk!

Uh-oh.

Vroom, vroom!

[groans]

It looks like you need a babysitting break.

I'll take over.

[sighs]

I'm not sure which is harder,

catching a supervillain or taking care of a baby.

Good luck! Hup!

[giggles]

Okay, how about some... peek-a-boo?

Where's Ghost-Spider?

Peek-a-boo!

[giggles]

-Hulk hug! -Whoa!

[grunts] Whoop! Whoa!

Ah, now I got you.

-Ah! -No, you don't!

[groans]

Will one of you stay still

so I can turn you into an itsy-bitsy spider already?

That's not gonna happen.

[groans]

But this is!

Ah!

My Baby Boomer!

Again?

Get it!

I guess I'll just have to goo you up instead!

[grunting]

[grunting and straining]

We're stuck!

[gasping] I've got to help them.

Okay, Hulkie, this is really important.

You've got to be my big helper now.

[giggling]

Ha! I got my Boomer back!

Time to zap you two into little baby spiders.

Oh, no, you won't!

Ah! Oh...

Aw, come on.

Really?

-That was close. -Phew!

And now to web you up.

Huh? Whoa!

[grumbling]

Aah!

Now you see me, now you don't.

Huh?

[cackling]

Now you see me, now you don't!

[babbling] Peek-a-boo!

[giggles]

[babbling]

-Ah! Stay away from me. -[Hulk laughing]

What are you doing?

Oof!

Oof!

Ha!

Goo-goo gobbledy-goo gee-ga!

[giggling] Peek-a-boo!

[yawning]

[giggling]

[yawning]

Okay, let's get you ungooed.

[grunting]

Thanks.

Now let's get Hulk back to the right size.

Remember when Gobby zapped that tree,

and it got tiny?

He zapped it again, and it went back to normal.

So the second zap undoes the first zap!

Yup.

Hopefully it'll work on Li'l Hulk too.

[yawning]

Hey, what happened?

Ooh, is that Gobby?

Uh, how come he looks like a baby?

We'll explain everything,

but first...

How about we wait a little before we turn him back?

Yeah.

Gobby's a lot less trouble as a little baby

than a big meanie.

[babbling sleepily]

[laughter]

Aww!

[Ghosty] Surprise Party Surprise!

Hup! Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

You seem pretty excited.

Mm-hmm.

Can you guess why?

Maybe because it's your... birthday?

You got it!

[laughing]

Let's go stop some baddies!

Oh yeah!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[Spidey] We'll be right there.

She doesn't suspect a thing.

[giggles]

Nope, we're out on patrol,

and meanwhile,

our friends are setting up the perfect surprise.

I know, right?

Let's see if they're done yet.

[comms alert ringing]

Hi, Iron Man. How's it going?

Pretty swell, Spidey.

We're almost finished decorating WEB-Quarters

for Ghost-Spider's birthday party.

Right, team?

[everyone] Yes!

Almost finished!

Streamers are in place!

[grunting]

I brought a piñata to smash!

Look, it's Gobby.

[laughing]

The birthday girl's going to love that.

We're just about ready for her,

so now would be a great time to bring her back.

Thanks, everybody.

Ghost-Spider has no idea!

Well, then this will be quite the birthday party surprise.

See you soon!

Let's go get Ghost-Spider.

Oh, she's going to have the best birthday ever!

[Ghosty] Hey, guys!

Shh, here she comes!

No sign of anything suspicious.

Well, then,

I guess we should get back to WEB-Quarters.

Yes.

If there is no suspicious trouble out here,

then WEB-Quarters is the place to go!

Right away.

[together] To WEB-Quarters!

[giggles]

You guys are acting funny--

[distant thud and scream]

What was that?

[crowd shouting in panic] What's Rhino doing in here?

Aww, I was hungry!

[smashing]

There's nothing like a stolen pizza party!

It's Rhino! WEB-Quarters will have to wait.

Let's web out!

Eh, this won't take long.

Yeah, we'll have him webbed up in no time.

Huah!

[gasping]

Hey!

Gimme those!

Ah! Those are for my daughter's soccer party!

Now they're for my pizza party!

Hey, you give me that too!

[shouting in fear]

Stop right there, pizza thief!

Huh?

Hey, That was my lunch I stole from that other guy!

Next time, try lunching on non-stolen pizza.

Well, if you don't want me to eat these pizzas...

how about you try and catch them?!

Ha! Got it!

There we go.

Got this one!

Got another! Ha!

Whoa!

I've gotcha covered.

[sighs] Thanks, Ghosty.

Did we catch all the pizzas?

[Ghosty] Yup, and now to catch Rhino.

-[panting] -You're done, Rhino!

Oh! [groaning]

No more stealing slices.

[groans] Oh, well.

I already ate anyway.

I'll give these pizzas back to the customers.

[Rhino grumbling]

It's a good thing we stopped Rhino so quick.

Yeah.

Now we can get Ghost-Spider back to WEB-Quarters

for her birthday party surprise.

Job done!

[cars honking in distance]

Do you hear that?

[Spin] That sounds and looks a lot like...

Trouble!

Go, webs, go!

[incoming call ringing]

Huh. It's Iron Man.

Hi, guys.

Uh, any update?

We're all waiting here for the birthday girl.

We ran into Rhino and webbed him up,

but now it looks like there's more trouble.

We're going to be a little late.

Right, okay.

Um, well, we'll see you when you get here.

All we've got to do is stop Electro.

Then it's party time for Ghosty!

[squealing]

Nothing like a mid-day jolt of extra power

for a quick pick-me-up!

Hup! Shut it down, Electro.

Yeah!

Oh, great, spiders.

Always have to be party poopers.

You really oughta lighten up!

Look out!

Hup! Hup!

Unh!

[cackling]

After her!

[cackles wickedly]

I'll just give this train a little charge

to really get it moving.

Electro!

Everyone out, quickly!

[screaming in panic]

[evil laugh]

So long, spiders!

[laughs] It's my train to play with now.

[evil laughter]

I know where that train's next stop is.

We can get ahead of her. Come on!

Hup!

[sighs] I just love playing with trains.

Hup!

It's not a toy, Electro.

Oh, guess I'll just have to play with these.

Oh, no, you won't!

Looks like this is your... stop.

Whoa!

[screaming]

End of the line for you, Electro.

[groaning]

[Spidey] Yes! Glad we took care of that.

[Spin] Yeah! Now we can get back to WEB-Quarters--

[distant cackling]

[gasping] Green Goblin?

Ooh, gobbalicious!

I stole a safe

and got away with it, too!

[evil cackle]

Oh, he's not getting away with anything.

I can't believe this keeps happening!

[incoming call ringing]

Hi, Iron Man.

So, how's it going?

[sighs] Not so good.

We keep trying to get Ghosty back to WEB-Quarters.

Yeah, but villains keep popping up doing bad stuff!

[distant crash]

[groans] Sounds like it's happening again.

Sorry, we've got to go.

Hmm... okay.

Well, uh, the bad news is

Ghost-Spider and her pals won't make it back here

anytime soon.

Seems like there's more trouble in the city than usual.

Oh!

The good news is we can help!

Now, quick, everybody, to the Team Transport!

[all cheering]

-Yeah! -Ha ha!

[maniacal cackling]

You'll never catch me, spider!

I always do, Gobby,

and I will this time, too!

Hup!

[cackling]

Hup!

[woman shouting] Help, help!

Hold on! Look!

[security alarm ringing]

Help!

Stop! Thief!

I can't!

When I see a sparkly necklace,

mee-ow!

I just have to have it!

Black Cat!

Let's stop her.

Ha ha!

Whee!

[rumbling]

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa.

Whoa-ho-ho! Sandman has arrived!

Stinks to be you,

because I'm awesome,

and all of you aren't.

And, ooh, look!

Someone left a bunch of sand lying around.

It would be such a waste if I didn't use it.

[crowd screaming in panic] Oh no! Run!

[evil laughter]

[cars honking, Sandman laughs]

[gasping]

Now nobody gets through

unless they tell me what I already know--

I'm the best! Ha!

Now Sandman too? [groaning]

Supervillains don't make birthday surprises easy,

do they?

-[wicked cackling] -Get back here, Gobby!

Looks like Ghosty's still chasing Gobby.

You take Black Cat, I'll take Sandman,

and we'll web them up in no time.

Oh, chase me all you want, little spider,

but you'll never get this safe back.

Here, have a Pumpkin Prank instead!

No thanks, Gobby.

[giggling]

Hey, where'd she go?

Uh...

Can't catch me, Spidey!

[giggles]

No, you can't drive through.

Not until you tell me how great I am. Ha!

Ha! Gotcha!

Huh?

Ha, poof!

Huh? Where'd he go?

Ha!

Nice try, spider.

You're not the only one that can disappear.

-Ha ha! Poof! -H'yah!

Uh...

Whoo-hoo!

Run!

Poof!

[laughing]

Poof!

[groaning]

I can't find Black Cat.

I can't catch Sandman!

-Ha! -Hup!

A-poof!

See? You just can't win!

We're never going to get Ghost-Spider

back to WEB-Quarters!

She's going to have the worst birthday ever.

[Sandman] Huh?

[spiders] The Team Transport?

The what?

H'yah!

-Yah! -Huah!

Sounded like you could use a little help.

[grunting]

[chuckling]

Whatcha gonna do, Hulk?

You can't catch me.

I don't have to.

Thunderclap!

[grunting]

What?

Help! [grunting] Let me out!

[grunting]

Let me out!

Whoa, what is that?

A force field.

I call it the Power Bubble.

It's definitely the most powerful bubble

I've ever seen.

[grunting] Whoo!

Uh-uh-uh.

You're not escaping this way.

Okay...

Hi-yah!

I'll just go, uh, the other way!

[grunting]

[gasping]

[giggling]

Bye-bye!

[yelping]

[laughs] Oh, no you won't, little kitty cat.

Aw, let me go!

I couldn't help myself.

It was just so sparkly!

[Green Goblin grumbling]

Leave me alone, spider!

Oh...

[grunting]

Huah!

Nice!

Huah!

Huah!

[groaning]

I wasn't expecting

all your friends to show up.

[Black Panther] We always help when there's trouble.

[Iron Man] Yeah, it's what we call being a superhero.

[Ms. Marvel] It's what we do.

[Ghosty] Yeah!

[grunting]

Wow, thanks for showing up like that.

How did you know we needed help?

Well, a little spider told us...

two of them, actually.

Sorry, Ghost-Spider.

This isn't how we thought today would go.

[sighing] Yeah.

All we did was chase villains around

on your birthday!

Are you kidding?

I love chasing villains!

I had a blast!

Yeah, but your birthday's not over yet.

[everyone] Surprise!

[laughter and cheering]

[gasping]

Wait, what?

You brought the party to Ghost-Spider?

We had the Team Transport.

Yup, surprise party surprise!

Ha!

Pretty sweet, right?

This is amazing!

So, are you going to blow out the candle?

Make a wish first!

Don't need to.

I got to chase baddies all day,

and now I'm with all my friends.

I'd say my wish came true already.

Whoo!

[laughter]

It's smash time!

Oh, but birthday girls go first. [giggles]

A Gobby piñata?

Best birthday ever!

[laughter]

Happy birthday!

Whoo!

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