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[♪♪♪]

♪ They can climb great heights to do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey team is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning crawling the walls ♪

♪ The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork can't be tighter ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪ -♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

-♪ Whoa-oh! ♪ -♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing friends! ♪

[♪♪♪]

[Miles] The Wozzlesnook!

-Rawr! [laughter] -Cool!

[Peter] Oh, man!

That was the best movie I've seen all year!

Please tell your mom thanks for the tickets.

[laughing]

She knows how much I love this movie.

This was my third time seeing it.

I've got to admit,

I didn't think I'd like it.

I mean, come on, The Wozzlesnook?

A movie about some creature that lives in the sewer

and scares people?

But...?

It was amazing!

See? I told you.

There's so many good parts!

It's impossible to pick a favorite.

Okay, I did love that part

where he ate all the pizza.

Then when he came out of the shadows

and growled,

and scared everyone!

He doesn't mean to be scary.

He just can't help it

because he's a--

[child] Monster!

-Aah! -[screaming in panic]

[screaming]

Hey, what's the matter?

There's a monster in the subway!

Are you sure?

What did it look like?

Uh...

like that!

The Wozzlesnook?

Waah!

[chuckles] It can't be.

It's just a movie.

Well, something sure scared that kid.

Yeah, and all those other people, too.

Whatever it is, we'd better investigate.

Let's go, webs, go!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Peter, Gwen, Miles!

Webs up, amazing friends!

♪ They'll use their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day! ♪

Spidey!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Ghost-Spider!

Spin!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Webs out!

Okay, team,

all those people

were running away from something down here.

I don't see anything.

[panicked screaming]

Run away!

It's the Wozzlesnook!

[screaming]

Did you hear that?

He said it was the Wozzlesnook!

It's a pretty popular movie.

All those people probably saw it,

and now they're just imagining Wozzlesnooks

all over the place.

Yeah, maybe.

Hmm...

Hey, wait a second.

That guy,

he dropped his pizza box right there,

but now it's gone.

Where did it go?

Someone--

Or some monster.

--took it.

[gasping] Just like in the movie!

The Wozzlesnook loves pizza

more than anything else.

Yeah, he does.

I know this sounds ridiculous,

but this thing looks like the Wozzlesnook,

and eats like the Wozzlesnook.

It's not the Wozzlesnook.

Probably.

Let's look around and see what we find.

Like maybe a Wozzlesnook.

Come on.

Now, keep a lookout

for any clues.

Hmm...

Hmm.

A-ha!

A chewed-up pizza crust.

Just like the movie!

[gasping] And check this out!

A whole trail of them.

Whatever chewed on those pizza crusts

went this way.

Let's follow those crusts.

[distant growl]

[gasping]

[barking howl echoes]

And that sound!

It sounds like it's coming from over there.

Hey!

There's the pizza box.

Empty. End of the trail.

[thudding footsteps]

Hey! What's that?

[barking howl echoes]

Was that the Wozzlesnook?

It did look a lot like it.

And growled like it!

Whatever that thing is,

it's scaring people and taking their stuff.

We have to stop it.

Let's swing!

H'yah!

[footsteps thudding]

There it is!

Quick!

Before it gets away!

[panting]

Hup!

Ah, it got away!

Well, we know it went this way,

and it looks like this tunnel

leads into the sewer system.

The Wozzlesnook lives in the sewers.

You have to admit,

this is an awful lot like the movie.

Huh, it really is.

[distant wicked laughter]

[gasping]

[distant evil laughter]

Har, har, har, har, har!

[giggling wickedly]

There it is.

-Come on, team, let's go! -Wait!

Huh? What was that?

The Wozzlesnook will get you!

Uh, or whatever it is.

Did some...

Did someone say something?

Who's there?

Hello? Hello?

Hmm...

Must have been an echo.

[gasping] Did you guys see that?

It's just Rhino in disguise!

Aw... well, so much for the Wozzlesnook.

I thought for sure it was him!

But what's Rhino doing here?

Let's find out.

Ooh, lots of loot!

[laughs wickedly]

Dressing up like the Wozzlesnook

is my best idea yet!

Everyone gets sc-sc-scared

and drops their stuff,

and I steal it!

[wicked laughter]

So that's it.

Stealing's over, Rhino!

Huh?

[grumbling] Spiders!

No way you'll catch me!

[grunting] Hup!

[panting]

Quick, we're getting closer!

[panting]

[roaring]

[evil cackling]

[grunting]

Rhino blocked the tunnel!

How are we gonna get through this?

Huh...

[gasping] Hey, look!

I think we can still squeeze through that hole

up at the top.

Let's Spidey climb!

[grunting]

There he goes!

[grunting]

Okay, okay, okay.

You can crawl over some rocks,

but can you get past this broken bridge?

[bridge rumbling]

Ah, that should slow you down.

Whoa!

[laughs wickedly]

Ha, nice try, Rhino.

Huh, not good.

Hup!

[panting]

Whoa!

[thuds heavily] Oof!

[groaning]

End of the road, Rhino!

[groaning]

Um...

A-ha!

This pipe should flush my problems away!

[grunting with effort]

Stop, Rhino!

[grunts and laughs]

-Look out! -Whoa!

[screaming]

Have fun swimming, spiders!

[evil laughter]

[screaming] Whoa!

[distant wicked laughter]

You can't catch me!

Not in these tunnels!

Every time we get close to Rhino,

he just smashes something and gets away.

And we can't just leave him.

He'll just keep scaring people and taking their stuff.

We'll stop him.

We just need a plan.

Hmm...

Wait a minute!

What if we scared him?

What do you mean?

I mean, everyone else ran from Rhino

because they thought he was the Wozzlesnook

and got scared.

So we make him think

there's a Wozzlesnook down here too?

Yeah!

Then he'll run...

right into our trap!

Hmm, well, Spidey,

you've got a pretty good growl.

[growling]

[growl turning into howls]

[laughing]

You mean like that?

[laughing] That's perfect!

You can be our Wozzlesnook.

Hey, look!

[laughing] I already found a horn.

[growling howl]

[laughing]

Perfect.

Nice start,

but when I'm done dressing you up,

you'll look just like him.

Come on, we'd better do it out of sight

in case Rhino comes.

[grunting]

Ooh... looks like

I got rid of Spidey and his pals for good.

[laughing]

I'm a criminal genius!

[cackling]

-Rhino! -Huh?

-Rhino!

Huh?

[panting]

I'm glad you're still here.

Wait, what? Hey!

Don't you come any closer!

Don't--

I-I'm sticky,

and I'm dangerous!

That thing... grabbed Spidey!

Well, what do you mean, "grabbed Spidey"?

It grabbed Spidey!

Ghost-Spider went to save Spidey,

and it grabbed her too!

W-w-w-what grabbed her?

The Wozzlesnook.

[gasping]

[spluttering with laughter]

Wozzlesnook?

[laughing] Good one!

There's no such thing!

It's just a movie!

[cackling]

I'm not afraid of some silly make-believe Wozzle--

[distant moaning]

Huh? W-what's that?

Hmm, it can't be.

[footsteps thudding]

[moaning howl]

Uh, w-what-what's that?

[howling and growling, stamping feet]

But-but it's-it's just a movie!

[whimpering in fear]

[giggling]

Shh!

[howling and growling]

[howling echoes]

It's the, it's the...

[Spin] The Wozzlesnook!

Rhino, hurry!

This way! Run!

[screaming in panic]

Forget that!

This criminal genius gets out of here his own way!

Ah, the Wozzlesnook!

Help! It's got me!

Help me, help me, it's got me, please.

[whimpering and grunting]

[laughter]

Nope, Team Spidey got you.

You know, you shouldn't scare people

and take their stuff.

You...

You tricked me!

There's no such thing as a Wozzlesnook!

There's no such thing!

[groans] Oh, I'm hungry again.

Anybody got some pizza?

So, who do you think likes pizza more?

Me or the Wozzlesnook?

You, definitely.

It seems silly

that we thought the Wozzlesnook was real.

Yeah, well, I didn't totally think he was real.

[distant growling]

What was that?

[stammering in fear] Th-th-the Wozzlesnook!

[distant howling]

[cat meows]

[laughing] It's coming to get you, Bootsie!

-[laughing] -Phew!

It's just you, Aunt May.

Would you like a slice?

Oh, thanks, Peter.

I'd love one.

So, I never heard,

how was your movie today?

It was the best! I'd go see it again.

I loved how much pizza the Wozzle--

Okay, one at a time, kids.

-It was the best! -I'd go see it again!

Remember that one part on the subway?

[laughing]

[Peter] Superhero Switcheroo!

H'yah!

Hulk?

You still with me?

Right behind you, Spidey!

Hup!

Excuse me.

[grunting with effort]

Here, let me.

Thanks, Hulk.

What's the hurry?

People need our help.

We've gotta get there quick!

Come on,

meet you on the other side.

Raah!

H'uah!

Let's do what we came here to do.

Yeah!

Hi, everyone!

Ah, here they are, folks!

Spidey and Hulk,

who have kindly offered their superhero services

to help build this neighborhood playground!

[clapping] Wow! Way to go!

We're happy to help.

Let's get started!

[♪♪♪]

Yeah!

[♪♪♪]

Whoo-hoo!

Stand back, everyone.

-Whoo-hoo! -[laughing]

Thanks!

Nice super strength!

Uh, toss me those swings, please.

[crowd clapping]

Cool super sticking power, Spidey.

[chuckling]

Ow.

Ooh, sorry.

[Doc Ock] Yes,

super cool superpowers, you two.

We're all so impressed.

[crowd, panicking] Oh no, it's Doc Ock!

Doc Ock!

I'll get everyone to safety.

Thanks, Officer Morales.

[laughing wickedly]

Stay calm, and follow me, folks.

What are you doing here, Doc Ock?

[gasping in shock] Huh?

Is that a bunny?

Oh, I love bunnies!

[chuckles] Cute little fluffball.

What are you up to this time, Doc Ock,

and what's with the rabbit?

This is Bun-Buns.

She's very special.

Is she a super bunny with superpowers?

What? No.

She's a harmless bunny.

But she will have superpowers

once I activate my latest brilliant invention.

The Switcheroo Machine!

-Huh? -[gasping]

It's going to suck up

all your superpowers,

and switch them into Bun-Buns here.

When I'm finished,

she'll have your Spidey powers,

and Hulk's super strength,

and you'll both be as weak and helpless

as a little bunny.

I don't think so!

Hey!

Let me take care of this.

R'ah!

Hulk Smash!

My Switcheroo Machine!

[power surging]

Huh?

What's happening?

I don't know.

They broke my machine!

Now I'll have to fix it.

I feel... different.

Yeah, me too.

Time to run-run, Bun-Buns.

[cackles]

She's got the Switcheroo Machine!

We've got to catch her

before she gets it working again!

And we have to free Bun-Buns!

She's just an innocent little bunny rabbit.

[groans in surprise]

My feet are stuck!

[groaning and straining]

Aw...

Time to Spidey Swing!

[thuds] Huh?

That's never happened before.

[grunting]

Now my hands are stuck too.

What's happening?

[grunting]

Uh... oops.

That didn't help.

Why am I so strong?

Wait, I know what happened.

Before it broke,

Ock's Switcheroo Machine must have worked...

on us.

Now I've got your super Hulk strength,

and you've got my super sticking Spidey power.

You're tellin' me.

And even worse, Doc Ock got away.

Come on, she went this way!

[grunts] H'yah!

[straining] Oh, come on.

R'ah!

[panting]

We have to stop her

before she fixes that machine!

Uh...

I've gotta learn how to control this new strength.

Whoops!

We'll fix that later.

Gotta go, time to swing.

My web-shooters are broken.

[sighs] It must have happened when I--

Smashed that garbage can to pieces.

Yeah. [chuckles nervously]

I've got another pair at WEB-Quarters.

Let's go and grab 'em.

Then we'll find Doc Ock.

[thudding crash]

Oops!

Uh, yikes!

[grunting]

Right behind ya... buddy.

[groaning]

[TRACE-E chirps]

[trills in curiosity]

I'll explain in a sec, TRACE-E.

Right now, I've got to get the spare web shooters.

[TRACE-E chirps]

Yes, there they are.

Now I've just gotta put--

[crunches] Ah!

Hulk strength!

Right... I've gotta stop doing that.

Only one web shooter left, but it'll do.

Since I don't have my super strength anymore,

why don't you let me get it for ya?

Good idea.

Thanks.

Okay, you can let go now.

[grunting]

Now I'm stuck to you.

It's okay.

I'll use super strength to unstick you.

[grunting]

Whoa... whoa!

[thud]

[TRACE-E chirps]

[groaning]

Too much, huh?

Little bit.

Ah, now this web shooter's broken too.

[TRACE-E chirps]

It's not good, TRACE-E.

Our powers got switched

by Doc Ock's Switcheroo Machine.

Now I'm super strong...

And I'm super sticky! [grunts]

And it's way... harder

to control my stickiness

than I thought.

[WEB-STER] Webs up!

Spidey alert!

Doc Ock just seen leaving her lair.

Come on, Hulk!

Let me see if I can--

[groaning]

[citizens yelp in fright]

It looks like she fixed her machine!

[gasps] And she's got Bun-Buns!

Okay, web shooters or no web shooters,

we've gotta get that machine from Doc Ock

and switch ourselves back!

We've got to!

I've really gotta stop doing that.

But we're not so good at our switched powers.

Yeah, having super strength

is a lot harder than I realized,

but I do know how to use Spidey powers.

How about if I teach you on our way to Doc Ock?

Yeah,

and I know all about Hulk super strength,

so I can teach you.

We'll train each other!

[TRACE-E chirps happily]

Okay, Hulk, leap up,

and stick to the side of this building here.

Okay.

Let's give this a try.

[grunts]

[grunting and straining] What?

I can't get unstuck once I stick.

[Spidey] You'll be able to once I teach you!

When I first got my powers,

it was hard to control them,

but I kept practicing.

First, you focus on what you wanna do,

which is unsticking.

Now say "unstick."

[exhaling] Unstick.

[straining]

[groans] It's not working!

It takes a little practice.

Try again.

Imagine yourself unsticking.

[sighs]

Unstick, unstick, unstick...

Hey, it worked!

[laughing]

Huh?

[yelping]

Reach out and stick again!

Whoa!

[screeching halt]

Whew!

I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Stick, unstick, stick, unstick,

stick, unstick, stick, unstick, stick, unstick.

R'ah!

Ha-ha, I did it.

Good work, Spider Hulk.

Now let's go get Doc Ock and her machine.

[groaning]

[sighing]

Uh, but first, I gotta teach you

how to deal with my super strength, buddy.

Take a deep breath.

[inhaling]

Now let it out and count to three.

[exhaling]

You taught me that.

It works every time.

[inhaling]

One...

two...

three.

[exhaling]

Hey, I do feel calmer.

Hmm, told ya.

[thudding]

[groaning in frustration]

[gently] Hey, Spidey...

[inhaling]

One, two, three.

[exhaling]

Good as new?

[laughs] Nice!

[distant evil laughter]

Well, if it isn't Hulk and Spidey.

-[gasping] -Just who I'm looking for.

I fixed my Switcheroo Machine,

and I'm ready to switch your powers

into Bun-Buns here.

Get ready to be as helpless as little bunnies!

You got this, buddy?

-I got this.

Time to switcheroo!

[power surging]

H'yah!

R'ah!

Hup!

Huh?

H'yah!

Wha...?

What's going on here?

[laughing]

Huh, it doesn't matter.

My machine can get you wherever you go.

Good luck aiming it!

Thunder... clap!

Whoa!

[powering down]

[rattling]

Hup!

H'yah!

[chuckling]

And good luck getting it back.

Hey, that's mine!

Don't worry, Bun-Buns,

I'll make sure you're safe.

I said, give--

--it back!

H'uah!

[growling]

Spidey!

Got it!

[groaning]

Where did you go, spider?

Yoo-hoo!

Huh?

Over here!

Whoa!

[metal clanking]

[groaning] How did you even do that?

Our powers got switcheroo-ed back at the playground.

And now you'll never switcheroo anything

ever again,

but first, we have to get back our own powers.

Yeah!

Spidey powers are kinda nice,

but I miss being Hulk.

Let's do it!

[squeaking softly]

[power surging]

Let's see if it worked.

H'yah!

Super sticking power is back!

Yes!

And let's see

if I got my super strength back.

[Doc Ock] Wait!

What are you gonna do

to my brilliant invention?

Hulk Smash!

[sobbing] No-o-o-o!

Yes!

Back to my super strong self, all right.

[tenderly] Oh... you're coming with me.

My Switcheroo Machine!

Just went smasheroo

for good.

[clanks into trash can]

[Spidey chuckles, Ock growls]

[man] All the kids are gonna love it!

And... done.

-[crowd clapping] -Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yeah!

You know, Hulk,

I think I understand you a little better

now that I've had your super strength.

And I think I get you better

from walking in your sticky shoes,

but I'm happy to be back to normal.

-Whoa! -Oops.

Sorry, Spidey!

Sometimes I don't know my own strength, Bun-Buns,

but I do know

that you are the cutest little bunny ever!

Yes, you are!

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