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[♪]

♪ They can climb great heights to do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey team is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning crawling the walls ♪

♪ The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork can't be tighter ♪

‐♪ Whoa‐oh! ♪ ‐♪ Hoo‐hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo‐hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly neighborhood spiders ♪

‐♪ Whoa‐oh! ♪ ‐♪ Hoo‐hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh! ♪

♪ Go, webs, go! ♪

♪ Hoo‐hoo! ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh! ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing friends! ♪

[Gobby] Gobzilla!

So, let me get this straight.

You found that big old bone in the dirt?

Well, it's not exactly a bone.

It's a fossil.

I dug up a bunch of 'em

from a canyon on the other side of town.

Whoo!

This thing is as heavy as a rock!

That's basically what fossils are.

Bones get buried in the dirt for millions of years,

and minerals in the dirt turn the bone into rock!

Hey, Peter! Miles!

Whoa, look at this one!

I think it's a tooth!

‐That's right!

It's a fossil of a tooth!

And look at this, Gwen.

The fossil you're holding came from a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Yes! My favorite dinosaur!

[laughing]

Okay, well, I'm off to the farmers market.

Can I get you kids anything?

How about a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Raar!

[laughing]

Okay, I'll keep an eye out.

[laughing]

She's gonna need a bigger shopping cart for that.

Unfortunately, dinosaurs haven't been around

for about 65 million years.

All that's left of them are fossils.

[chuckling] You do love those dino facts, Peter.

Well, I better get going

before all the good fruit runs out.

The farmers market does have fresh mangoes.

How about I make mango smoothies

when I get back?

‐Yum! ‐Yes, please!

Sounds great! Thanks, Aunt May!

And I'm gonna get a little exercise too,

by power‐walking to my favorite tunes.

[music plays through headphones]

Have fun at the farmers market, Aunt May!

Ha, wow, I don't think she heard you at all.

Oh well! Come on, I wanna show you

more cool stuff about my fossils!

[Aunt May's music plays through headphones]

[laughter barely audible over music]

[barley audible] Hello there.

[humming to music]

[rumbling]

Huh? Ah!

Ah!

[roaring]

[Miles] Hey!

What about this fossil?

That one's from a sabertooth cat.

Thousands of years ago,

he got stuck in tar, like this tarpit here.

It was so sticky, he couldn't get out.

Aw, poor kitty.

[comms beeping]

Webs up! Spidey alert!

Someone needs our help!

We better get to WEB‐Quarters!

It's Spidey Time!

[♪]

♪ Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man ♪

♪ Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man ♪

Peter, Gwen, Miles!

Webs up, amazing friends!

♪ They'll use their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day! ♪

Spidey!

♪ Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man ♪

Ghost‐Spider!

Spin!

♪ Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man Spider‐Man, Spider‐Man ♪

Webs out!

‐Hey, TRACE‐E. ‐[TRACE‐E squeaking]

Hey, WEB‐STER. What's up?

[WEB‐STER] There's trouble in the park.

Take a look.

[Miles gasping]

‐Is that... ‐A dinosaur?

A T‐Rex.

[squealing]

But... that's impossible.

[WEB‐STER] That is correct.

Dinosaurs have not roamed the Earth

for millions of years.

But here's a recording of this dino from just now.

[roaring]

[squealing]

Sounds like a real dinosaur to me.

We better get down there!

It's time to swing out!

[TRACE‐E squeaks goodbye]

‐So, where is it?

‐I figured a giant dinosaur would be hard to miss.

‐Uh, Spidey? Spin? Look down.

[gasping] Whoa!

A giant dino footprint!

There's no way that's from a real dinosaur.

It can't be!

Whoa!

Well, something dino‐sized just made the ground shake.

[gasping] And look!

More footprints!

And they lead right toward the farmers market!

We gotta stop that... thing, whatever it is!

Hup!

No! Not my oranges!

‐Move! T‐Rex!

No! It's a T‐Rex!

Get outta here!

A real live T‐Rex!

[Ghosty] But T‐Rexes ate meat.

Why would this one be attacking a bunch of fruit?

Huh. That's a good point.

‐Doesn't make any sense.

[man] Thank you.

Look! There's Aunt May!

[Aunt May's music plays through headphones]

[humming] Ooh.

She's listening to her music.

She doesn't even hear the dinosaur.

[dino roaring]

[humming] Ooh, avocados.

[dino roaring]

We'll make sure she and everyone else stays safe.

[yelling]

[growling]

‐A T‐Rex! ‐Watch out! Aah!

Are you okay?

Team Spidey! Glad you're here!

So, uh, how exactly do you stop a dinosaur?

‐Hmm.

Waah!

Hang on, team!

I'm gonna see if I can get closer

and figure out what's going on!

Hup!

Hup! Uh...

‐[clang] ‐Huh? Wait a minute.

[banging on metal]

[growling]

Whoa!

Waah!

It's metal!

Ghosty! Spin!

It's not a real dinosaur!

It's made out of metal!

‐Come on! ‐Yuh!

[growling]

‐Whoa! ‐[grunting]

There's a hatch!

That explains it!

That's not a real dinosaur. It's a robot.

One robot going down!

[laughing]

Ah! Excuse me!

A little privacy, please.

[all] Green Goblin?

What can I say?

I love a farmers market.

Especially when I'm ruining it for everyone else!

[evil laughter]

Ooh, tomatoes!

Or should I say tomato juice!

[evil laughter]

You're scaring everyone,

and almost destroyed the farmers market!

Nothing funny about that, Green Goblin.

It's time to power down that robo‐dinosaur!

[giggling]

I'd keep chatting with you three,

but safety first.

Never drive with your hatch open.

[evil laughter]

‐[roaring] ‐Aah!

Look!

He's headed right for Aunt May!

‐Hup! ‐Yup!

Uh, too hard.

[music plays through headphones]

Too soft.

[grunting]

Whoa!

‐[slinging webs] ‐Yaah!

Pull!

[grunting]

Hold it just a second more!

[growling]

They'll have to try harder than that!

[Aunt May] Ooh, this one is just right.

Oh! What am I thinking?

I already have avocados at home.

[growling]

[smashing]

Hup!

Ready to work together

to get this problem all wrapped up?

Got it!

[growling]

[Gobby] Okay, Spiders,

give me your best shot.

‐One...

‐Two...

‐Three!

[roaring]

Huah!

[roaring]

Hup! Yaah!

Whaa!

We got him!

Now, let's bring him down!

Pull!

[grunting]

[roaring]

Yes!

[grunting]

I don't think so!

[growling]

[evil laughter]

[growling]

Yaah! Uh!

Gobby's robot bit right through my web!

[growling]

Uhh!

He clawed through mine.

[grunting]

[roaring]

[roaring]

Whoa!

‐Yaah! ‐Unh!

Our plan is not working!

His claws and his tail and his teeth

are all too sharp!

[Gobby on loudspeaker] Attention!

Attention, everyone!

This is your unfriendly neighborhood dinosaur.

[music playing over headphones]

I declare this farmers market a smashing success!

[evil laughter]

[growling]

Hup! [slinging webs]

Hup!

Unh!

[growling]

There's gotta be a way to stop that guy.

‐We'll figure it out! Come on!

[sticking]

Whoa! Hang on!

I stepped in honey.

There's a whole big puddle of it!

[Spin] Too bad it's not stickier.

We could use it on that robot dino.

‐Well, hey! Wait a minute!

That could work!

‐Trap it in something sticky!

Yeah!

Just like animals sometimes got stuck

because of the tarpits!

Remember?

[roaring]

I don't think honey's

gonna keep that thing stuck down.

‐Honey won't.

[slinging]

We've got something way stickier.

We can make a whole puddle full of webs!

Like a tarpit!

‐Good idea!

It's Spidey Time!

[grunting]

[evil laughter]

[laughing]

Ooh!

How about I turn those potatoes into mashed potatoes?

[evil laughter]

[Spidey] Hey, Green Goblin! Over here!

Run along, Team Spidey.

You're no match for my T‐Rex!

[Spidey] Your robot dino might be big, Gobby...

Yaah!

...but bigger isn't always better.

We can use our Spidey webs!

[Gobby mocking] Ooh! Big deal!

Is that all you've got?

Nope!

Hey!

[Spidey] Our Spidey speed!

Ha‐ya!

[slinging]

[grunting]

[Gobby] Stop it!

[slinging]

And our Spidey strength!

[both slinging]

Hup! Looks like you're all tied up.

No more ruining stuff for you.

[roaring, webs snapping]

[Gobby] Oh, you think so, do ya?

[evil laughter]

Wait. What?

[dino growling]

I can't move!

[struggling]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention

we also have Spidey smarts!

[Ghosty] You can't move

because while Spidey was distracting you,

we trapped you in our super sticky webs.

This dino's days are over.

Okay! You can have the dinosaur.

I'll just be going now. Oh!

[Spin] No more fun for you, Gobby.

Oh, I don't know,

maybe he'll have fun fixing everything he broke.

Wow!

Would you look at that?

Team Spidey? Green Goblin?

A giant T‐Rex sculpture?

I can't wait to tell the kids

what I saw at the farmers market!

[Gobby grumbling]

[music playing on headphones]

[Peter] Speedy Spidey Delivery.

Peter, Gwen, Miles,

remember, this plan is extra top secret.

It's almost time!

‐Um... ‐Uh...

For Hulk's surprise birthday party!

‐This is gonna be great! ‐Whoo‐hoo! Yeah!

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

I've got a spot all picked out for it

at the park.

Black Panther's gonna be there!

Thank you so, so much for helping!

Of course!

Anything for Hulk!

He has no idea you're throwing him a party?

[giggling] Nope!

I told him to meet me in the park later,

but he doesn't know why.

So if you see him,

just don't say anything about a party.

[incoming call ringing]

[squeaking]

Uh‐oh! That's Hulk calling in right now!

Okay, Ms. Marvel,

don't forget to be quiet while we talk to Hulk,

so he doesn't figure out the surprise.

[squeaking]

[pushing button]

Hello, everyone!

Oh! Uh, hi, Hulk! What's up?

Guess what today is?

[grunting]

[blowing noisemaker]

[laughing] It's my birthday!

‐Whoo‐hoo! ‐Happy birthday, Hulk!

Got anything... fun planned?

Well, I told Ms. Marvel I'd meet her at the park.

We're gonna hang around, watch the ducks.

It's gonna be so relaxing!

That sounds nice.

Come and meet us there if you want!

Oh, I'd love to see you on my birthday.

Hulk out!

Phew! That was close!

Hulk almost heard about the party plans!

Okay, we've just gotta make sure

we get the party all set up before he arrives.

Gwen, you got the snacks?

On my way to get them!

Miles, you're on balloons?

Huah!

Just gotta blow 'em up!

[slinging web]

And I upgraded my party blasters.

Check it out!

‐Whoo‐hoo! ‐It's party time!

Amazing!

Okay! Meet me at the park, and we'll set up.

We got everything we need!

[gasping] Oh, wait!

No, we don't!

I forgot to pick up the cake from the bakery.

I can pick it up.

You guys still have a lot to do,

and I already finished the party blasters.

TRACE‐E, do you mind packin' 'em up

and bringing them to the park?

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

Ah! Thanks, everyone! See you soon!

Uh, sure you don't want help with that cake?

Nah, I've got this.

It's just a cake. How hard could it be?

One speedy Spidey cake delivery coming up!

See you at the party!

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

Thanks!

Step one, get the cake.

Step two, get it to the party

befo‐, uh‐oh! Spidey sense!

[evil laughter]

[grunting] Hey!

I love stealing cakes.

But stealing a cake from Spidey, even better!

[evil laughter]

Not a chance, Green Goblin!

Uh‐oh.

[grunting]

[gasping] Huh?

‐I like cake too!

Rhino?

Huah!

[evil laughter]

Your webs are no match for me!

Thanks for the help, Rhino!

Let's get outta here!

Bye‐bye, Spidey!

‐[evil laughter] ‐This'll be tasty.

Hey! Huh... yaah!

I told Ms. Marvel I'd get that cake to the party,

so I'm gonna get it to the party!

Hey, Gobby! Watch out for Spidey!

He's comin' after you!

[Spidey] Hup!

Hup!

‐Ha‐ya! ‐Aah!

[evil laughter]

Give me...back... that cake!

Whoa!

[snapping] Uh‐oh!

[grunting]

[Gobby laughing] Missed.

[Spidey] Maybe this time!

[Gobby] You'll miss next time too!

Yaah!

Almost got it!

Whoa!

Ah!

So close!

[evil laughter]

[comm beeps]

Hey, Spidey.

We're blowing up balloons for the party,

and we didn't hear from you.

Just wanted to make sure you picked up the cake.

Yup, I picked it up!

Whoa!

Take that, you silly spider!

[evil laughter]

[grunting]

I ran into a little trouble

with Gobby and Rhino!

Gobby and Rhino?

Okay, I'm on my way.

[Spidey] No, no! You finish with the balloons.

Ah!

Hulk... loves balloons!

I've got everything under control.

Spidey out!

[evil laughter]

If I'm gonna get that cake back,

I'm gonna have to go faster...

and higher!

‐[grunting] ‐Whoa. Aah!

I'll take this!

And... my cake!

[Gobby] Whoa! Aah!

Gotcha, Gobby!

Now, I've got a party to get to.

[gasping]

Oh, no, you don't!

Har har!

[evil laughter]

[Spidey] Aw, come on!

You two can't be working this hard

just to steal a cake!

I really, really like cake!

[evil laughter]

Har har!

I'll come back for you later.

Rhino!

Save me a slice!

Please?

Waah!

[woman] Look out! It's Rhino!

[child] Hey! My ball!

[Spidey] I've got it!

Here you go!

Thanks, Spidey!

You're welcome!

Now I've gotta catch a birthday cake.

[Rhino laughing]

You'll never catch me or the cake, Spidey!

[evil laughter]

[Spidey grunting]

Raah!

[man] Oh no! Not my hot dog cart!

Thanks, Spidey!

You're welcome!

Ha ha!

Aw, man! Outta my way, truck!

I'm stealing a cake here!

[evil laughter]

‐Whup! ‐Huh?

Hi, Rhino!

Huh? [groaning]

‐Yaah! ‐[struggling]

I'll deal with you later too.

As for now, I've still got a birthday cake to deliver.

[comm beeping]

Oh! Hey, Ghosty!

[Ghosty] Hey, Spidey!

Where are you?

We're all at the park, ready to surprise Hulk.

He's gonna be here soon.

Sorry I'm late.

I webbed up Gobby and Rhino.

Turns out bad guys really like cake.

Who knew?

Wait! Gobby?

Rhino? Do you need help?

[Spidey] Nope.

I've got everything under control.

Be there in a minute!

Spidey out!

Huh? What?

Doc Ock! Not you too!

[evil laughter]

That's right!

Come and get it! Hee‐ha!

[evil laughter]

That cake is for Hulk's birthday party!

Oh, there won't be any cake at Hulk's party.

And no Spidey, either.

‐Huh?

Green Goblin was happy just to spoil a party.

Rhino was happy just to eat some cake.

But I saw those two chasing after you,

and it gave me a much better idea.

Give me back that cake!

[evil laughter]

Whoa! Whoa!

I'm throwing a little party for myself,

and the biggest present is you!

‐Whoa! Ah! ‐[evil laughter]

What? [grunting]

I'm trapped!

Yes.

Because I outsmarted you, Spidey!

[blowing noisemaker]

I'm so happy!

And now you're all by yourself

with no superhero friends to help you.

As for my friends, Rhino and Green Goblin...

...I sent Cal to go free them.

Ha! Look at him!

He's a purty little present.

[evil laughter]

[Ock] You both worked so hard.

I thought I'd let you join my little celebration.

Maybe I shouldn't have tried to...

[grunting]

...handle this all on my own.

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

[Spidey] I really do need help.

[squeaking]

[gasping] It's TRACE‐E!

If she knows I'm in trouble, she'll go get help!

Uh, you'll never get away with this, Doc Ock!

[squeaking in alarm]

I'll escape from this trap and get that cake back!

[squealing]

[comms beeping]

Huh?

[TRACE‐E squeaking in alarm]

I'll stop you, Doc Ock!

You'll never get away with this!

Quiet, you!

Mm‐mm!

I hope the cake is chocolate...

or should I say Doc chocolate?

[evil laughter]

Hup!

Hey, Spidey!

TRACE‐E alerted us that you were in trouble!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Uh, quick!

Grab that gizmo!

It controls this trap!

[Gobby] Huh?

[Ock] Oh, no, you don't!

[Spin] Oh, yes, we do!

Yes!

[groaning]

Well, you may have helped your spider friend,

but you won't get this cake!

Huah! You cannot pass!

[groaning]

Surprise!

Embiggen!

[grunting] Huh?

[groaning]

Look who's all wrapped up like a birthday present now.

You just need one more touch.

[slinging]

[growling]

I can still ruin Hulk's party...

if I ruin the cake.

Oops!

[gasping]

[squeaking in alarm]

[squealing]

[grunting]

Nice save, TRACE‐E!

‐Well done, TRACE‐E!

[squeaking]

Thanks for the help, Team. I really needed it.

We would have come sooner if you asked.

Everyone can use a little help sometimes,

even you, Spidey.

Those are wise words.

But now we've gotta hurry to the party.

If we don't get there before Hulk does,

it'll ruin the surprise!

Let's go, webs, go!

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

What's going on?

Where's Ms. Marvel?

[all] Surprise!

Happy birthday, Hulk!

Oh...

All this is for me?

Oh... you guys are the best!

[Spidey] This is for you too.

Birthday cake?

I love birthday cake.

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

Uh...

[nervous laughter]

[Ms. Marvel] Uh...

My...

favorite!

Oh, a green smash cake!

Whoo!

[TRACE‐E squeaking]

Num! Um!

Oh! Oh!

Best birthday ever!

Uh‐huh, uh‐huh!

‐Whoo‐hoo! ‐Whoa!

Nice moves, Hulk!

It's your birthday!

[laughing]

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