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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,500 - Get up! Up! Up! - No. 2 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:46,042 - Get up! - It's very early, kids. 3 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,542 - Careful. - Mum, do owls exist? 4 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:54,542 Yes, sweetheart, they live in the forest with the squirrels. 5 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:58,458 - And unicorns? - Unicorns exist too. 6 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:03,583 You're talking nonsense. Unicorns don't exist, no way! 7 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,625 - Romy, let's play a game. - No! 8 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:17,833 - First one to speak goes to jail. - No way! 9 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:20,625 Leon, get dressed! I'm taking you to school today. 10 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,542 No school, it's Saturday. 11 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,792 Oh shit, it is. 12 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:29,750 Don't they have a birthday, a playdate or a disco? 13 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,375 No. 14 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,542 We've got to take them out. Quickly! 15 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,500 Park? 16 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:40,542 Yes, park. 17 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,917 No, Leon, leave the rubbish alone, it's dirty! 18 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,792 Scooter, scooter! 19 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,500 Don't touch the garbage again. I warn you. 20 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:55,458 Motorbike. Motorbike. Motorbike. 21 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,143 Unbelievable. 22 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,375 It's Paris, my love, you know that. Come on. 23 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,417 Leon, hang in there. 24 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,458 - Seven, and it's your turn, OK? - No. 25 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,583 - Only seven kids. - No! 26 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,958 Yes, darling, please. 27 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,976 Where is Romy? 28 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,309 Where is who? 29 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,333 - Romy, honey. - Romy... 30 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,458 - Well, Romy must be here. - Romy! 31 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,792 - Romy? - Yes? 32 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,476 - Romy! - Yes. 33 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,667 - Is everyone here called Romy? - Yes. 34 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,833 From now on, at the playground, we'll call you by your middle name, 35 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:42,167 because this just isn't working, Romy. 36 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,375 What is my middle name? 37 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:46,809 Michèle. 38 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,833 - Michèle... - Excuse me? 39 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,458 There are no other Michèles. That's for sure. 40 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:56,250 Dad, can I have a garden? I'm dying to have a garden... 41 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:06,958 If you want a proper, decent garden, we'd have to go to a suburb far, far away, 42 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,684 like in Alsace, you know. 43 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,708 Alsace is great. 44 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,542 Children, be quiet. 45 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,833 - We didn't make any noise. - No, no noise. 46 00:04:21,292 --> 00:04:23,292 No, we did not make any noise. 47 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,708 - Yes? - The noise has to stop. 48 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:27,893 We can't take it anymore. 49 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,917 - What noise? - The screaming! 50 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:32,625 Children expressing themselves, it's normal. 51 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:35,333 No, they're screaming, OK? Are they moving furniture? 52 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,059 They are moving furniture, yes. 53 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:41,625 You, the parents, should be asking us, the young people to make less noise. 54 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,726 - Not the other way round! - We're young too. 55 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,750 - Very young. - Really? 56 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,768 What age am I? 57 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:49,833 - Fifty? - Yes. 58 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,250 You're the old biddies! You never party! 59 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:57,417 There's never a peep of music from your apartment. 60 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:00,583 - We're dead. Exhausted. - So are we! 61 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,708 - That's why he looks fifty years old. - What? 62 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:06,958 We can't take it anymore! Girls, do you babysit? 63 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,458 It's like living at our kids' place. 64 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,583 - Honey? - Yeah? 65 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:20,042 Look at this. 66 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,667 It's gorgeous! 67 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,976 There's even a vegetable garden! 68 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 There's something fishy. 69 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,458 That really isn't expensive. 70 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:33,292 We'd have enough to refresh everything. 71 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,417 It looks too good to be true. We have to visit, I'm up for it. 72 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:42,583 - I have to see to believe. - Yes, you want to visit, Cachette? 73 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,833 I'm requesting a viewing. 74 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,625 How good is that, Cachette. 75 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:49,958 Cachette, we're going to visit. 76 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:52,125 Off to bed! 77 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,393 I loved Paris without kids, 78 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:04,208 but since we've had them, all I want to do is leave. 79 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:05,601 Yes. 80 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:09,917 - Paris is magical... - Fuck! Not him, please... 81 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,125 Ball buster. 82 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:16,250 - He'll wake up the kids. - We have to leave. 83 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:18,458 As soon as possible. 84 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,583 Look how beautiful it is, kids. 85 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,601 - No! - It isn't beautiful? 86 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,625 - No. - Yes, it is beautiful. 87 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:51,476 I'm hungry. 88 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,500 Yes, sweetheart, sorry, your compote. 89 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,958 Look children, look! 90 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,434 Look! 91 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,458 Baby wild boars! 92 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,434 You see? Leon, look! 93 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,750 - They're so cute. - Really cute. 94 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,393 Our future neighbours. 95 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:13,417 What do you call baby boars? They're... 96 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,083 - Rascals! - They're rascals? 97 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:18,143 No, they're sausage rolls. 98 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:20,167 - Nackis. - They're little knackis. 99 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,333 Tiny little knackis. 100 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,018 Hello. 101 00:07:27,042 --> 00:07:29,292 FOR SALE 102 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,250 Watch your step. This is the stable. 103 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,958 With everything for the horse, including the dung. 104 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,250 It smells a bit. 105 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:44,125 The gentleman was 80 years old, the house is a bit run down. 106 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,500 And now follow the guide, to the living room. 107 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:48,708 A lovely room to start with! 108 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:53,125 The old beams, the magnificent, large, square, floor tiles. 109 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:57,042 Here, a lovely buffet, place the partridge on top as decoration... 110 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,917 Throw the rest away. Fabulous! And the stone walls. 111 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:03,583 This really is a beautiful room. The whole house is like this. 112 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:06,958 But, wait for it, the star of the show, ready? 113 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,375 One, two, three... 114 00:08:10,292 --> 00:08:12,583 Here you have it. The grounds! 115 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,833 Well? 116 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:18,167 Look how happy they are! 117 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,250 Isn't this better than Paris? 118 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,667 Walking paths in all directions. Magnificent, isn't it? 119 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,208 My architect's office downstairs, your music studio in the barn. 120 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:35,083 Yes, yes... Can we make noise? 121 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:39,833 Noise? The closest neighbour is there. The little house. And so charming... 122 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,250 No, apart from bothering the owls... 123 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:44,434 Romy, there are owls! 124 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,143 - Are there really owls? - Of course. 125 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:48,583 - Do you like it, kids? - Yes! 126 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,559 Excuse me, if I may... 127 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:54,125 So, all of this is included in the price? 128 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,917 - All of this? - Well, yes, all of it? 129 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,750 - The barn, the well, the path... - All that, yes. 130 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,458 Even the carrots in the garden are yours! 131 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:07,292 - The land goes up to the woods? - No, the woods are yours too. 132 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,542 - No. - I don't believe it. 133 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,792 That's crazy. The woods are ours too? 134 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,518 Yep. 135 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:16,792 Look, the kids are completely at home. 136 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,625 So, there is an easement on the woods. 137 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,792 Mum! We want a trampoline! 138 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:34,750 Yes, sweetie. Please, we're talking, it's important. Sorry. 139 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,292 The easement means the woods are yours, 140 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,833 but you can't stop people walking through it. 141 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:42,167 - Two seconds please! - Look, Mum! 142 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,500 Is the easement clear? 143 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,893 Yes, the wood is ours. 144 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:50,167 I understand. And people can cross it to... 145 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:54,125 - Stroll through, pick mushrooms? - Mushrooms! I was about to say... 146 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:56,542 That's nothing. - That's OK. 147 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,625 Your only neighbours. 148 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:05,458 Bernard, grain producer. Big farm, 1 000 hectares. Very friendly. 149 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:09,417 And Michel, chicken farmer, a much smaller operation. 150 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,833 But adorable, very nice, and gay! 151 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,684 - Did you say, gay? - What? 152 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,958 Why would you tell us that? I just... 153 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:21,208 Well, because of the misconceptions about the countryside. 154 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:22,934 People think we're backward. 155 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:25,042 But we're more tolerant than in the cities! 156 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,226 Great. You should've led with that. 157 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,458 Especially if you tolerate Parisians. Like us. 158 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,625 - There you go. - Come here, kids! Come on! 159 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,917 Let's go my sweethearts. 160 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,042 So? When do we sign? 161 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,125 Take it easy, kids. 162 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,708 Thanks. Come on, let's go, let's go. 163 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:08,208 Go go go... Race you. Romy, run! Go! 164 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,417 Quick, quick! 165 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,708 No! No, no, no, no! 166 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,601 Don't do that, Leon! 167 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,958 You can go out. Don't be afraid, Cachette. 168 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,667 What are you doing? 169 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,125 This piece of shit doesn't work. 170 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,708 Turn, turn. You can do it. 171 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,333 Oh, shit... 172 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:46,583 Romy, look. An owl. You see, they do exist. 173 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,083 Hello ! 174 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,875 Hello, Mr. Rabbit. 175 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,875 Hello. 176 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,542 Look, a fox. 177 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,375 Hi, man. 178 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,292 - Here come the Parisians. - Parisians. 179 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 What can I serve you? 180 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,625 - A piece of Morbier, please. - Some Morbier. 181 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,958 - Three heirloom tomatoes, please. - No, four. 182 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,476 Make that four. 183 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,018 Here are the Parisians. 184 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:26,500 We're not Parisians anymore. We live here now. 185 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,833 Yes! You bought the vegetable garden farm. 186 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:31,167 - Exactly. - Well, we're neighbours now. 187 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,708 That changes everything. 188 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,333 Kids, look. Eat the skin, it's the best part. 189 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,917 Look how nice the dog is. 190 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,708 Hello, what can I do for you? 191 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,750 We've come for our little Léon's booster shot. 192 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,667 - Sorry, who? - Stone deaf. 193 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,333 I'll change glasses, I can't see very well... 194 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,208 That's much better. 195 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,351 - Doctor! - Yes? 196 00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:00,125 - That's not the right child. - How so? 197 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,625 - Where is your boy? - Here! 198 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,059 It's great. 199 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:17,000 Hello. Perfect. Look. 200 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,250 - Stop it now. Stop! - Hello. 201 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,958 - In we go. - In we go. 202 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,917 - Hello. - Welcome, I'm Olivia. 203 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,726 And what's your name, dear? 204 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,000 - Michèle. - Romy. She's Romy. 205 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,458 I prefer that. We already have two Michèles. 206 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:41,208 What a pretty name, Romy. You're the first Romy we have here. 207 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,958 You want to see the animals? 208 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,625 TOWN HALL OPENING HOURS 14.30 - 15.00 209 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,750 WORD OF WELCOME FOR THE NEW RESIDENTS 210 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,000 Are you well, my little André? 211 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,208 Everything good with your patients? 212 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,833 - Thank you. - They have crisps. 213 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,958 - Thank you. - Here. 214 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,500 - Finally we meet. - Hello. 215 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,833 - Bernard, farmer. - Grain producer. 216 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,726 - Well, semi-retired. - I see. 217 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,917 - And so... Michel? - Yes, Michel. 218 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,375 I breed ornamental chickens and roosters. 219 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,625 - What roosters? - Ornamental fowl. Rare breeds. 220 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,417 Silk, Padua, Peking, Brahma, Houdan, Sebright... 221 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,875 I didn't know there were so many breeds of chicken. 222 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,167 If you need anything, don't hesitate. 223 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,792 The country's not like the city, we show solidarity. 224 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,500 - That's lovely. Thanks. - We won't hesitate. 225 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,518 - Cheers. - Good evening. 226 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,542 - Good evening. - Hello, Romy. 227 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,958 - What a pretty dress! - I forgot to introduce my wife, Olivia. 228 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,750 Yes, sometimes he forgets me. That's life. 229 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,684 - Are you well? - Mr. Mayor. 230 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,708 Good evening, Mr. Mayor. 231 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,583 Oh, fuck! 232 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:52,417 - The Mayor? I could be his father. - You think he babysits? 233 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,792 - Let's hope so. - He's the youngest Mayor in France. 234 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,625 Let's say, candidates are few and far between here. 235 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:04,208 We are gathered tonight to welcome Adelaide and Simon 236 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:07,417 who have left Paris to settle in our beautiful region. 237 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,792 Parisian, dogface! 238 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,792 They don't know it, but their arrival is a blessing for the municipality. 239 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,458 By putting their little Romy in our school, they have saved it from closing! 240 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:23,667 We were one child away from having to go 25 kilometres away, to Vic! 241 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,875 Bravo! Thank you! 242 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,976 - Parisian, dogface! - Please, no! 243 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,976 - Benjamin! - It wasn't me. 244 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,500 - So, welcome to them and cheers! - Cheers! 245 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,667 - To you! - We told them, we're here to help. 246 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,125 Otherwise, they won't survive the winter... 247 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:46,208 - Very true. This isn't Paris. - We don't only communicate in insults. 248 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,792 Yes, we know, there are some preconceptions about Parisians. 249 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,809 - They say we're... - Pretentious? 250 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,101 - Deceitful. - Sick? 251 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:57,000 - Selfish. - And you scoff quinoa, on scooters! 252 00:15:57,292 --> 00:16:00,333 - Benjamin, no. - Anyway, we're not like that at all! 253 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,292 - No, not at all. I mean, really... - Not at all. 254 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,208 It's heaven for the kids. 255 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:25,208 - Yeah. And for us too. - Yeah, it is. 256 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,292 - We'll be happy here. - We'll be happy. 257 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,625 Is that a stag, you think? 258 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,875 I have no idea. 259 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,708 Anyway, he's very, very horny! - You idiot... 260 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,167 Daddy. There's a weird noise in my room. 261 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,792 It's nothing Romy, it's the wind, it's OK. 262 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,250 But I'm really scared... 263 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,167 I'm coming. 264 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,458 New noises in a new house is normal. 265 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,833 It just takes some getting used to. 266 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,833 Yesterday, I heard a stag for the first time. 267 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:19,583 You should hear how assertive it is. 268 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,333 Come on, try to sleep, okay, sweetie? 269 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,708 - That's the noise I heard! - What is it? 270 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,792 - What's going on here? - Jesus, I don't know, look! 271 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,375 Are you OK, sweetie? Oh my God! It's a chicken. 272 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 What kind of chicken is that? 273 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,458 Dad, can you take it away? I'm a bit scared... 274 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,351 I'm a bit scared too, sweetie. 275 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,000 - Romy, you try to get her out. - Stop it. 276 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,851 - She's scared. - I'm scared too. 277 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,875 A chicken. 278 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,458 We'll do it together, okay? 279 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,458 - What are you doing? - It's to distract the chicken... 280 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,667 Seriously? Do it. Hurry. 281 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,333 No no no no. Stay in bed, sweetie. 282 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,042 Careful, One, two... 283 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,333 Come here... Adé, open the window! 284 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Who's the boss now?! 285 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,684 Wait! 286 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,708 - What? - Does a chicken fly? 287 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,708 Hello Siri. 288 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,667 - Does a chicken fly? - No. 289 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,333 It depends on the chicken. 290 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,667 - They fly. - Yep, they fly. 291 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,708 - They fly. - There you are. 292 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,875 - Hello, Michel! - Hey. She wasn't a nuisance? 293 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,708 No, it's all good. She's a pretty cool chicken. 294 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,917 Because she's a cheeky one, Pina. 295 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,934 She loves to lay in strange places. 296 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,708 - You named her Pina? - Yes, a homage to Pina Bausch. 297 00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,917 I love contemporary dance. 298 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,250 Hello, Bernard. 299 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:15,500 - What are you building? - A watchtower. For hunting. 300 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,958 The season starts in two days. That's why Madame's so excited. 301 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,583 Where exactly do you hunt? 302 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,625 In the woods. 303 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,792 That's where the animals are, more often than in the pub. 304 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,476 You shoot in that direction? 305 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,500 We don't shoot in the woods where our beaters and dogs are. 306 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,875 We always shoot that way. When the animal takes off... 307 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,167 We have our backs to the woods. 308 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,083 - You can't shoot in our garden. Our kids! - And my pussy. 309 00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:49,667 No, thanks to the watchtower, there's no danger. 310 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,125 We always shoot plunging, downwards. 311 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,434 Okay, but we're here. 312 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,458 Our children too, and they're downwards. 313 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,875 That's why we have very strict safety guidelines, young people. 314 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,667 Look, the guy there, like me, on the watchtower, 315 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,875 well, he'll be shooting that way. 316 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,934 No, that way is the road. 317 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,958 Yes, you're right. 318 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,250 No, no, he'll shoot that way. 319 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,976 That's my place. 320 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,792 - Shit. - No, I'm talking nonsense. That way. 321 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,333 - No, those are the beaters. - Right. 322 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,292 Yeah, well... Yeah, so yeah... 323 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,500 - He'll shoot that way. - So, towards our house! 324 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,917 Excuse me? Your bullets? 325 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,958 - Do they go far? - Honestly? 326 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,792 - Max two kilometers. - Two kilometers?! 327 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,726 That's a long way. It's almost a marathon. 328 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:39,042 It doesn't matter, since we shoot downwards. 329 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,309 It's fine. 330 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:44,500 In any case, this wood is ours, so you need our consent. 331 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,917 I don't think they know about the easement... 332 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Yes, the easement, for the mushrooms. 333 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,875 Yes, of course. But it's also for hunting. 334 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,500 Anyway, don't worry, hunting is from mid-September to mid-February, 335 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,625 so it's not... 336 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,208 - Five months?! - Not five months, it's... 337 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,125 - It is. But it goes by quickly. - February is a short month. 338 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,000 - You hunt every weekend? - No. 339 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,792 Tuesdays and Thursdays too. 340 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,833 Oh dear, here we go. I can see you coming, 341 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,083 with your preconceptions about hunters. 342 00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:22,042 - Clichés... - We know people say we're a bit... 343 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,476 - Alcoholic. - Cruel. 344 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,601 - Racist. - Dangerous. 345 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,059 - Badly dressed. - And Homophobic. 346 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,375 - Yeah, we're not like that at all. - Not at all. 347 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,559 Anyway, thanks for the coffee. 348 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,667 Because we're not from here. We have to go. 349 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,083 - Pina? Let's go! - Where is Madame? 350 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,792 Madame! Come here! 351 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,458 Thanks a lot. 352 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:45,851 Come on, Madame. 353 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,250 Don't worry, honey, it'll be alright. 354 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,708 Anyway, everybody hates hunters. 355 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:53,292 We'll go see the Mayor, bring him some sweets, 356 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,542 and it will all work out! 357 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,833 OK? 358 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,542 We're the village in France with the most hunting licences per resident. 359 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,250 There are, on average, three guns per household. 360 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,018 But everyone seemed so nice. 361 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:12,083 It's not because you hunt that you're not nice. 362 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:15,667 - That's debatable. - I ironed your sash, do you want it? 363 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,167 No thanks, Mum. This is an informal meeting. 364 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,500 By the way, can I get you something to drink? 365 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,708 - I have Granola. - Mr. Mayor! 366 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,250 People are about to shoot up our garden. 367 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,208 Yes, but I don't see what I can do. 368 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:32,083 What's the deal here? We have to kick them out? 369 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,792 Oh, no! Don't do that. 370 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,292 You won't win the war against the hunters. 371 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,708 - What war? We're not at war. - I don't think you realise. 372 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:43,125 You'd turn the whole community against you. 373 00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:45,417 Your life would become a living hell... 374 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,875 I mean, they have guns. 375 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,000 I'm very sorry, I have my driving lesson. 376 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,500 I'll see you out. 377 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,542 What are we supposed to do? 378 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,417 Michel, those lungs... I can't hear anything now. 379 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,643 Sorry. 380 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,000 - Well, is everyone here? - Yes! 381 00:23:55,792 --> 00:24:00,375 Please, this year's watchword is security! Got it? 382 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,059 André! For fuck's sake! 383 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,917 That will make a worm to add to the hunt tally. 384 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,059 Michel, go ahead. 385 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:13,500 OK, the safety guidelines: correctly identify the game before shooting. 386 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:17,208 If it has a helmet and says "hello", it's not a doe, it's a cyclist! 387 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:22,458 Let's be particularly careful, the vegetable patch farm has new owners. 388 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,333 - No one cares, they're Parigots ! - No. We do care! 389 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:27,583 They're friends, let's keep it that way. 390 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,292 Right, reminder of the horn calls: 391 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:34,167 Roe deer, two shots. Not too difficult to remember: 392 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,333 Roe deer, two syllables. Roe - Deer, two blows. 393 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:41,125 Wild Boar: three syllables. Wil - de - Boar: three blows. 394 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,476 Wil - Deboar is only two, right? 395 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,958 No, three. Wil - de - Boar: three syllables. 396 00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,518 No: Wil - Deboar. 397 00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:50,000 No. Wil - de - Boar. 398 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,893 Wild Boar, three blows. Wil - de - Boar. 399 00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,792 - But, Wild Boar is... - Three syllables. Wil - de - Boar. 400 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:57,393 You-Piss-MeOff. 401 00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:00,917 - So, Doe, four blows. - Doe is only one syllable. 402 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,125 Let's make Doe, five blows. 403 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,458 No. Five blows is a stag. 404 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:09,208 Four blows a doe. Five blows a stag. Six blows a fawn. Easy. 405 00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:12,667 Why is a tiny fawn six blows, and only four for a stag? 406 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:15,542 Why not do one blast for the doe, Bernard? 407 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:20,458 - You could confuse it with the stag. - No, one blow is for stalkers, damn it! 408 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,667 The beaters. You're hunters aren't you? 409 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:26,042 OK, in positions, or God knows when we'll eat. 410 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,542 - Did you get it? - Not a thing. 411 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,208 But I don't ask questions, so we don't get yelled at. 412 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,083 What do you want to do today, kids? 413 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:48,083 - Trampoline all day! - Yes! 414 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,458 All day long? 415 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,667 BEWARE HUNT IN PROGRESS 416 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,476 Mummy! 417 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,417 That trumpet is funny, what is it? 418 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,559 Into the house! Come on, come in. 419 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,167 Up to your rooms. Hurry up! Come on, let's go! 420 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,333 Get in the house! 421 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:44,500 Come on, children, quickly! To your room, please, hurry! 422 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,292 Darling? Did you see people in the woods? 423 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:51,208 I didn't see them but I hear them. Do you hear the trumpets? 424 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,833 - You hear them? - I heard gunshots. 425 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,500 What's that black thing? 426 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,750 It looks like... 427 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:17,083 It's a wild boar! A wild boar! 428 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,458 Get rid of it! 429 00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,958 No! Get it out of here! 430 00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,042 Adé, go look... 431 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,250 - I swear... - You go. 432 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,625 Close it! Close the door! 433 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,059 - Are you alright, honey? - It's Hell. 434 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:57,000 - Mum, what was that noise? - No, no kids, don't come down! 435 00:27:57,542 --> 00:28:00,250 It's a neighbour's... Everything's fine. 436 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Cachette? Cachette. 437 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:14,125 What bad luck we were so far away. The dogs drove it here. 438 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:17,125 But don't worry, our insurance will cover it. 439 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,101 How big was the wild boar? 440 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,500 - Huge! A monster. - Really, a monster. 441 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:24,792 I mean how many kilos? 90, 100, 110? 442 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,292 - How would I know that? - Too many. 443 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,500 Maybe it's the black beast. 444 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,583 What's the black beast? 445 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,500 He's a lone male. 446 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:37,458 He's done a lot of damage in the village. 447 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:39,542 We've been after him for three years. 448 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:47,667 Here, this is to apologise. It's not much, but it'll be delicious. 449 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,208 A welcome change from nuggets. 450 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:54,542 - Have you killed one today? - No, today, not a sausage. 451 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,000 André hit that one with his car this morning. 452 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,500 He bumper hunts. 453 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,583 His only chance of success. 454 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:05,059 You lied to us! 455 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,125 It's no easement, it's a hunting ground! 456 00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:10,292 Here, in winter, it's all a hunting ground. 457 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,917 You don't get it. In our garden, there's a watchtower! 458 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,542 And a wild boar tore up the house! 459 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,750 - We want to sell! - Yes. What? 460 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,684 - What? - When did we decide that? 461 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,708 We can put the house back on the market. 462 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,292 But we'll have to wait until March to start visits. 463 00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:27,083 - Why March? - The end of hunting season! 464 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:31,833 We can't show it with all the shooting. Who buys a house in a battlefield? 465 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,750 Well... us. That's what we did. 466 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,625 Excuse me. 467 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:43,875 - She showed it to us in April. - The bitch! I hate her. 468 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:45,601 I'll kill her. 469 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,226 Two o'clock at the agency? 470 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,684 See you later. 471 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,559 - Where did you find this? - At home. 472 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:52,583 - At home? - Yes. 473 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,333 At home! Do you think this is normal? 474 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:57,542 It's just a bit of plastic. 475 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,625 Unbelievable. 476 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,750 What the hell is going on! 477 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,042 It's four in the morning! 478 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:26,750 - You can't machine gun like that! - We have children sleeping! 479 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,684 They have school tomorrow! 480 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,708 It's the night migrating birds pass through. 481 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,917 Forgive us, it's only once a year, promise. 482 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,625 You're killing migratory birds? 483 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,559 Trying to, but they fly fast... 484 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,434 And not straight. 485 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:43,708 Don't worry, we're shooting upwards. Less dangerous than plunging. 486 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:47,917 We don't give a damn! Plunging or not, this stops now! 487 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,018 - Bugger. - Look there! 488 00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:53,208 Oh no, it was a redshank. Damn, I missed it. 489 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:57,000 - What is this place?! - I haven't seen a redshank since... 490 00:30:57,208 --> 00:31:01,167 You should be on the news, not in our garden. 491 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,208 - Holy crap. - Honey, the kids are sleeping. 492 00:31:04,417 --> 00:31:05,934 I'm really livid. 493 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,292 - Be brave, sweetie, it'll be fine. - Hey, Romy. 494 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,500 - Hello, Olivia. - Hello. 495 00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:14,125 You're tired, aren't you. She hardly slept. 496 00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:17,125 - It'll be OK, sweetie. - Let's go, Romy. 497 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,792 - I see your husband a lot lately, Olivia. - Probably more often than I do. 498 00:31:20,917 --> 00:31:23,542 The hunt is five months where I don't see him. 499 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,101 We cross paths. 500 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,125 It must be Hell, no? 501 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500 It's Hell, yes. 502 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,250 Well, good luck. 503 00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:36,875 Come on, kids! 504 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,684 Early night, Romy is exhausted. 505 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:51,458 - Everyone's exhausted. Me too. - OK, sweetheart? 506 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:53,917 - Who is it? - Shit. 507 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,934 - Hello. - Hello again. 508 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,958 These are for you. 509 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,250 - To apologise for waking the kids up. - Yeah. 510 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,625 They're Bolitus Edulis! 511 00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:07,643 - They're ceps. - Delicious. 512 00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:09,018 40 euros a kilo in Paris! 513 00:32:09,042 --> 00:32:11,792 - At least! - Here, they're at your feet. 514 00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:15,125 Well, have a nice day. We're going to bed. 515 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,018 Good night. 516 00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:19,125 Not too much garlic, it can ruin the flavour. 517 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:21,292 Goodbye. 518 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,167 What is it? 519 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:29,708 - What? - Ceps. That's fabulous. 520 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,958 They're trying to buy us off, so we don't ff... 521 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,333 - Yes. - Forget them. 522 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,208 I don't fucking believe it. 523 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:45,601 That's Pina. 524 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,625 In an omelette, amazing! 525 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,226 Sorry. 526 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,476 That's on us. 527 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,500 We know a very good mechanic. 528 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,458 - Seriously! - Honey, you OK? What's up? 529 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:14,667 - They shot my car! - What do you mean? 530 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,458 - I'm calling my Dad! - No, no, no! Why? 531 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:21,125 Don't call your father, that's disproportionate Adé! He'll kill them. 532 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,917 They bring out guns, we bring out the bazooka. 533 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:59,042 If you paid more than ten euros on this bottle, you got ripped off. 534 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,958 Sure, that would have been abusive... 535 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,476 No no, nine, or so... 536 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,958 - Nine euros? Really, Simon? - About that. 537 00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:10,750 You swear on your family's life? 538 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,083 Fifteen euros. Can you leave me alone now? 539 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:15,792 - Well, you got ripped off. - Yeah, I know. 540 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,167 It's like this house, you got ripped off. 541 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,226 You want me to sue the agency? 542 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:22,667 Let me sue them, and in a month, it's over. 543 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,875 Dad, before taking out the whole village, 544 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,083 we want to stop the hunting on our land. 545 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:28,726 Did you look into our problem? 546 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:31,167 Your problem is that you left the Paris crazies 547 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,893 for country bumpkin crazies. 548 00:34:32,917 --> 00:34:35,250 Normals, with two kids, live in the suburbs. 549 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,000 Maybe in provincial towns, if they've given up. 550 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,476 - Dad! - No. 551 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:42,083 Revoking the easement is an odyssey. 552 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,875 - It's at least a five-year process. - Five years? 553 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,559 I'd have to work on 70 albums, honey... 554 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,708 And that's without the easement issue. 555 00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:54,083 But I didn't get rich by leaving my clients in the lurch. 556 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:56,684 I have the solution. 557 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,792 We'll register your woods as a wildlife reserve. 558 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,458 It's new and goes to the European Court of Human Rights. 559 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,667 I've prepared the dossier for you. 560 00:35:06,542 --> 00:35:08,393 They won't know what hit them! 561 00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,500 By the time they react, they'll be stuffed. 562 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:14,667 Will they know it was us who put in the request? 563 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,167 - Well, yes... - And anonymously? 564 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:18,393 What is it you want? 565 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:22,125 No, it's just that we don't want to create a bad vibe, 566 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:24,708 because, actually, they're nice people... 567 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:27,292 It would have been easier if they were assholes. 568 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,875 Yeah, we want things to remain peaceful. 569 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,125 We can delay putting in the request, 570 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:35,792 but show them the dossier and show them we can step things up. 571 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,250 - That's very good. - Very, very good. 572 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:40,458 Can we run into them this weekend? 573 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,875 There's a banquet, every Saturday, after the hunt. 574 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,500 You're joking? A hunters' banquet? 575 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,708 That'll be colourful. 576 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:59,167 Five kilometres to the bakery. It really is the middle of nowhere. 577 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,833 And it's so damn green. 578 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,958 Must get lots of rain. 579 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,042 Careful! 580 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,476 That's all we needed. 581 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,500 Extraordinary! 582 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,208 Careful! You'll scare him. 583 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,417 - Yes. - No. 584 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,750 - What's he doing here? - Oh, boy. 585 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:24,708 Shit. 586 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,625 - Don't look him in the eye. - Really? 587 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,958 Oh yes. You don't want to piss him off. 588 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,851 What's he doing? 589 00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:39,833 - Scratching his ass with the mirror. - So he is. 590 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:43,875 - Drive, or he'll fuck it up. - No, I'll let him finish. 591 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,125 For all we know, we smell like doe. 592 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,333 - No, no... - Don't do that! 593 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,125 We're in Jurassic Park. 594 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,875 Fuck, he's pissing on me! The smell is awful! 595 00:37:05,083 --> 00:37:06,434 You shouldn't have honked. 596 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,458 - I ate some! - Oh fuck... 597 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,684 Are you OK, Dad? 598 00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:15,708 I'm fine. 599 00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:27,684 - Hello, Mayor. - Good evening. 600 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,708 Downstairs, kids! Babysitter's here. 601 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,875 Do you have Netflix? 602 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,684 Yes. 603 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:36,292 So, children, this is how it's going to go. 604 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,417 We keep our speech short. No chit-chat. 605 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,309 We walk in, we don't sit down! 606 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,292 - We are summoning. We're not... - Negotiating! 607 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,309 I fucking love you like this, Baby! 608 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:49,167 Five minutes max from the moment we walk in the door. 609 00:37:49,708 --> 00:37:51,708 Timer started, on my watch. Ready! 610 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,458 In no case do we accept alcohol. Alcohol leads to... 611 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:56,059 - The bed! - Unemployment! 612 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:58,167 To fraternisation, or worse, to violence. 613 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,375 No violence, we don't want that. 614 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,708 We may be badly received. If so, let me do the talking. 615 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,917 - Clear? - Crystal clear. 616 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,042 Ah, the neighbours! Come. 617 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,250 Bernard! The neighbours. 618 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,792 - Come, come, come. - Sit down, sit down. 619 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,708 - Don't be shy. - Plates, plates... 620 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:21,917 - Let me take that. - No, no, thank you. 621 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:24,083 Come on, let's load the cannons! 622 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:26,958 - Here you go. - No, really... 623 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,875 Glass in the left hand for the toasts. 624 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:35,583 If women pissed vinegar 625 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:38,583 And shat ground pepper 626 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,292 The salad would quickly be ready 627 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,875 If watercress grew from their ass 628 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:47,042 The words are a little... But it's tradition... 629 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,958 To the health of our fellow 630 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:56,083 Who today is regaling us 631 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,458 Take aim! Fire! 632 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:06,167 Wait! Let us drink to the health of Adelaide and Simon, 633 00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,125 who have done us the honour of dining with us tonight. 634 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:15,542 - And you are... - Adelaide's father, Gaspard. 635 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:16,851 - Gaspard? - Yes. 636 00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:20,083 Gas-PARD - Ber-NARD. It rhymes. We're made to get along. 637 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,458 I must say, this wine isn't half bad. 638 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,500 If you pay more than 10 euros and it isn't very good, 639 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,518 that means you've been ripped off. 640 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,726 Very well said. 641 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,750 Gaspard? 642 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:35,208 - We were going to stay standing. - Yes, no... 643 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,417 We'll improvise. 644 00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:43,375 Bernard, we have something to tell you. 645 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,059 Dad. - Yes. 646 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,018 Yes, yes, yes... - What? 647 00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:49,375 The duke of Bordeaux He looks like his brother 648 00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:52,667 His brother like his father, And his father like my ass 649 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,875 From this I conclude That the duke of Bordeaux 650 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,667 Resembles my ass Like two drops of water 651 00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:06,833 To the health of our fellow 652 00:40:07,042 --> 00:40:09,583 Who today is regaling us 653 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:11,833 Take aim! Fire! 654 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,226 - There! - So... 655 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,143 - Dad. - Yes. Come on. 656 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,167 Come on... 657 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:25,375 Flies can stand there. 658 00:40:25,542 --> 00:40:26,851 And eat something. 659 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,000 You don't want a woodpecker on your shoulder. 660 00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:31,917 Yes, bad idea to drink on an empty stomach. 661 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,917 - I'm very happy to have you with us. - Yes. 662 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,167 Dad! You said, no fraternising. 663 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:41,875 Well, of course not. We're here, we're here to... 664 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,833 Why are we here? 665 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,476 - He's drunk. - Are you, Gaspard? 666 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,667 - Not at all. - The dossier, Gaspard. 667 00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:50,875 Oh yes, of course. So, the dossier... 668 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,042 - Little Emily promised me - Fuck. 669 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:57,125 Three hairs from her ass To weave a carpet 670 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,708 - Dad! - I'll wait for the end of the toast. 671 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:02,083 The moths have eaten it The carpet is ruined 672 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:05,917 - And little Emily has... - No more hair on her ass. 673 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,708 To the health of our fellow... 674 00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:11,625 - Are there many toasts? - Not many, thirty or so. 675 00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,833 - And fire! - Yes! 676 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:19,625 Bernard, what did you shoot today? 677 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,083 - For us, it's all wild, nothing bred. - Yeah. 678 00:41:22,292 --> 00:41:25,292 The animals come out, or not. The beauty of hunting! 679 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:28,208 I once didn't fire a round for three months. 680 00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:30,625 For me, it's been six months. 681 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:34,917 Well, for the two of us, with the country air, it's all guns blazing. 682 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,125 Honey, what's up with you? 683 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:39,250 - Calm down. - It's the red. 684 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,309 Oh yes, my little Madame. 685 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,458 Bernard we have something to tell you. 686 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,417 - Madam Duchess... - Oh fuck, we'll never manage. 687 00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:50,417 Despite her modesty and devotion 688 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:53,167 She's worn out more pairs of balls 689 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:56,417 Than the great army Has worn out shoes 690 00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,708 Take fire! Aim! 691 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:07,917 Benjamin! Benjamin! 692 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,125 - He's a bit scary. - A little, yes. 693 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,958 Can you hear in the distance? 694 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:25,667 It's your dog fucking mine 695 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,125 In that case, here's to our dogs! 696 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Fire! 697 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:48,250 The President's plum brandy! 698 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,292 Oh no, never in the glass! In the cup. 699 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,500 Plum brandy in a cup. 700 00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:58,167 - Thank you. - There's enough for everyone. 701 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,351 - Just a little. - Very tasty. 702 00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:04,667 - Cupcake... - I've lost my wife. 703 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,184 She's resting. 704 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:09,458 - The mirabelle, wow! - Gold medal! 705 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:13,125 - This isn't mirabelle. - No, it's geranium. I'm sorry. 706 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,917 Quite a kick. 707 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:21,542 - What's that one? - It's poppy-chestnut. 708 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,351 - Let me taste. - Go ahead. 709 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,101 Hide the taste of hydrangea. 710 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,167 It can't hurt can it... 711 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,958 - It's the chestnut that... - I like it. 712 00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:32,833 - Oh no, I like it. - It's a journey. 713 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Ah, not bad. 714 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,167 Hello. 715 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:52,458 So, Mister "Work, play, sleep"? Come out to see the moon? 716 00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:55,292 Yeah. 717 00:43:58,542 --> 00:44:00,309 And you, 718 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,792 is there such a thing as a non-drinking hunter? 719 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,542 Not really. 720 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,833 Let's just say that I don't agree with everything that goes on here. 721 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,934 You don't? 722 00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:15,958 What, for example? 723 00:44:19,292 --> 00:44:21,833 You think I'm a snitch? That I'd betray my friends? 724 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,500 I never said that. 725 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:30,417 Your face! 726 00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,875 I'm kidding. 727 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,417 You want to fry your head? 728 00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:37,917 This stuff's organic, from my garden. 729 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,792 I'm very very ready. 730 00:44:48,542 --> 00:44:50,542 Well? 731 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,625 - Double barrel! - No kidding, it's a 12 gauge. 732 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:56,583 I tried with a Browning 28, but it didn't work as well... 733 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,083 What is it you don't agree with? 734 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,458 It's Bernard I don't agree with. 735 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:13,268 Really? 736 00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:16,958 To start with, Bernard didn't tell you the whole truth about the house. 737 00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:21,833 And me, I lost my best friend because of him. 738 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:25,583 Tell me... 739 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:30,208 One day, on a hunt, 740 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:42,083 I found an abandoned boarlet. 741 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:47,042 He was all alone and didn't stand a chance, 742 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:51,292 so, without telling Bernard, I took him home. 743 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,792 Then I raised him like... 744 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:56,875 Like a little baby. 745 00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:58,917 My baby. 746 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,500 Well done. 747 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,458 A little more? 748 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,833 Not too hot? 749 00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:18,042 Don't forget to rub behind the ears. 750 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Careful, your eyes, it stings. 751 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,643 Get the ball. 752 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:31,559 Head it! Well done. 753 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:34,208 Raise your snout when you run. Run, run... A pass... 754 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,167 You want a drag? 755 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:56,958 Bernard denounced me to the police. 756 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:01,542 Apparently, you can't keep a wild animal in your home. 757 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:05,875 All the hunters agreed with him. 758 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,917 So, of course, since then, 759 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,625 I have a bit of a problem with hunting. 760 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,476 I'd have been on your side. 761 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,417 - Really? - Yes... I have a... 762 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 I have a pussy. 763 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,750 If you take my pussy away... 764 00:47:24,417 --> 00:47:26,417 Devastated. 765 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:30,208 I'll tell you something. 766 00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:33,208 - Before the cops came to shoot him... - Yeah? 767 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:35,542 I freed him, back into the wild. 768 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,500 Well, he didn't want to leave... 769 00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:41,208 He wouldn't leave, the rascal... 770 00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:43,417 Like in White Fang. 771 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:47,833 Fuck yes, like in White Fang ! 772 00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:50,958 - You know it? - From 1991. 773 00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,583 With Ethan Hawke. 774 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,958 - Best film in the universe. - I agree. 775 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,167 Extraordinary, Along with Babe. 776 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,958 - With Babe ! - You've seen that one too? 777 00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:05,083 Babe is great. Donkey Skin ? 778 00:48:05,292 --> 00:48:09,125 - Donkey Skin ... Beautiful dresses. - The concept was crazy. 779 00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:12,042 Anyway... 780 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,625 Simon? 781 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:17,458 If I tell you something, will you keep it to yourself? 782 00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:20,958 Cross my heart. 783 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:24,083 I pretend to hunt. 784 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:26,625 - I fake it. - That's good. 785 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:29,583 An animal appears, I close my eyes and shoot blindly. 786 00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:33,375 - That's not good. - I'm too scared I'll kill Moshe. 787 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:37,792 - You named your boar Moshe? - Yes. 788 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,375 But that's a Jewish name. 789 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,667 So? Boars have nothing against Jews. 790 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 That's not the problem. 791 00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:50,083 What's that? 792 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,893 What's going on? 793 00:48:51,917 --> 00:48:53,917 Come on, it'll be fun! 794 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,018 Gaspard! 795 00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:05,018 Didn't we say we wouldn't touch the guns? 796 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,417 Live a little, Simon. We're not eternal! 797 00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:10,542 No, we'll be dead in 15 minutes. You OK, honey? 798 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,750 You want some poppy brandy? 799 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,559 The happy couple! 800 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,708 - Come and see. - Get over here. 801 00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:20,708 Come on, Sweetie. 802 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:22,792 Look out! 803 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,958 I have no idea how you managed to father children. 804 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,500 Maybe they're not mine. 805 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:44,958 I thought you'd be a pain in the ass, but now I have two new friends. 806 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:47,292 Butt... Head... Bang! 807 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:54,750 If they're like him, bring me as many as you want. 808 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,542 - Bernard, let's go. - No, darling. I'm with Gaspard. 809 00:50:10,167 --> 00:50:14,250 First one to hit two bottles in one go, gets a flash of my tits! 810 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,917 - No! No no no no! - Enough bullshit. 811 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,125 This is serious. 812 00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:32,333 Put them away! Put them away, Adé! 813 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:57,083 That woodpecker on my shoulder. 814 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:01,583 Is it me, or did we really dance to Patrick Sébastien. 815 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,500 Yes, we did. 816 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,333 He really is a great artist. 817 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,250 I had overlooked that. 818 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:16,542 Come on girls, wake up. 819 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:19,167 Too much partying? Come on. 820 00:51:20,542 --> 00:51:22,101 Down you come. 821 00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:24,059 Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker... 822 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:26,625 Leave Carolyn Carlson alone. 823 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,833 There's plenty for everyone. Come on. 824 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,583 Preljocaj, Benjamin Millepied, no pecking fights... 825 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:34,792 I'm counting on you. 826 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,333 Where is Pina? Pina? 827 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,667 Michel. 828 00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:48,625 Look at what Madame found last night. 829 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,309 The bastards. 830 00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:57,893 Bastards! 831 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,917 The bastards... 832 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:03,625 - You can't just leave, Dad! - I love that Michel. 833 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:05,833 Did you see his chickens? Fantastic! 834 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,583 Gaspard, did you come for his hens or for us? 835 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,250 Bernard knows more than 500 species of mushrooms. 836 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:13,833 Screw the mushrooms, Dad! 837 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,625 He's the greatest mycologist I've ever met. 838 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:19,417 What about the plan, the European Court, 839 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,875 the wildlife, the reserve, all that? 840 00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:24,583 It makes me a little uneasy. I mean... 841 00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:27,458 Bernard is a friend now. 842 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,667 - Whose friend? - I'll pass the case on to a colleague. 843 00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:32,976 Fucking unbelievable... 844 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,792 - You're switching sides? - I'm sure you'll find common ground. 845 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:39,268 Amongst intelligent people. 846 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,333 - You're not coming back? - Ah well, yes. 847 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,309 In a month. 848 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,417 Bernard and Olivia invited me to dinner. 849 00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:48,083 I'm off. Bye, kids. 850 00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:50,292 Your father's a traitor, Adé. 851 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,667 Dad! 852 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:55,393 He's leaving! 853 00:52:55,417 --> 00:52:58,667 Daddy! Mummy! Cachette's come out of the house! 854 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,583 Come and see! 855 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:06,083 Well done, Cachette. 856 00:53:06,292 --> 00:53:08,292 You're much braver than Granddad. 857 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:09,476 Attagirl. 858 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,667 Romy, come, let's keep an eye on her. 859 00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:18,208 What's this? 860 00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:43,042 "Bernard didn't tell you the whole truth about the house." 861 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:49,250 Adé! 862 00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:00,917 Benjamin. 863 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:09,833 Inner ring road OK? Traffic jams? Head hurting at all? 864 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,708 What happened with the previous owner of the house? 865 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,542 What happened with the previous owner? 866 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,750 Nothing, just a silly accident. 867 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,184 A hunting accident? 868 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,208 No, it's not that simple. 869 00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:30,101 Benjamin... 870 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:32,125 Listen to me. 871 00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:34,184 Are we brothers or not? 872 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:37,208 - We're brothers. - We shared a moment last night, right? 873 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,143 Yes. 874 00:54:39,167 --> 00:54:40,768 White Fang... 875 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:41,893 - Babe... - Babe. 876 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,917 Donkey Skin... 877 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:46,208 Please tell us what happened. 878 00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:51,393 Well, it's like this. 879 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:53,458 We were in the forest, all the hunters, 880 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:56,542 and we got a little too close to Jean-Claude's house. 881 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:23,958 - He took a bullet from the woods? - No. No, that's not it. 882 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:33,792 Hi, Jean-Claude. 883 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,208 You didn't see a stag by any chance ? 884 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:40,292 - Big, twelve horns, a nice one. - No, nothing this morning. 885 00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:42,917 That's mad. 886 00:55:43,042 --> 00:55:46,375 - We left a ton of beets last night. - Should have left two tons. 887 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,583 Michel, with the dagger from his boot. 888 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:56,375 No, no, no, wait. 889 00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:01,208 - I slipped it in wrong, it's spiky. - I can imagine. 890 00:56:01,542 --> 00:56:03,667 And where did you leave the beets? 891 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:06,375 Oh well, there, near the pond. 892 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:10,417 - It was Bernard. - Fucking hell, it was Bernard. 893 00:56:10,542 --> 00:56:11,726 It wasn't Bernard. 894 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:16,167 And wait, we put some in the grove too! 895 00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:18,601 Oh, my God! 896 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,625 No! No, not that. 897 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,976 Beautiful salads! 898 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,917 It's not salad, it's cabbage. 899 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:28,125 - You want one? - I'd love one. 900 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,708 Wonderful. 901 00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:32,917 - OK. - Safety first! 902 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:34,143 - André! - André? 903 00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:37,125 - Of course! It was André, babe! - No, wait. 904 00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:40,792 Because, I started, but I haven't finished. 905 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:46,208 Jean-Claude, we're off, or God knows when we'll eat. 906 00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:48,417 OK. 907 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,542 Happy hunting. 908 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,333 - Bye, guys. - Did you check the barrel? 909 00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:00,583 What? 910 00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:05,083 For fuck's sake, André. 911 00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:07,292 Be careful. 912 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:09,458 Well, Jean-Claude, we're off. 913 00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:13,458 Jean-Claude? 914 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Jean-Claude? 915 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 FOR SALE 916 00:57:25,292 --> 00:57:27,875 - He fell into the well? - That's dreadful! 917 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,309 That's very serious, Benjamin! 918 00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:36,083 André is an excellent doctor, but when it comes to hunting... 919 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,768 You lied to us! 920 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:43,000 You hid that the previous owner died in a hunting accident! 921 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:45,167 Now we're stuck with murderers until spring! 922 00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:49,542 Hunting accident, I don't know... More like a well accident. 923 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:52,375 There's no such thing as a well accident. 924 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:54,792 No shooting the branch, no falling in the well. 925 00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,875 With "ifs" you can rewrite history. 926 00:57:56,917 --> 00:58:00,792 Why didn't you ask me? If you'd asked, I'd have told you. 927 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,833 That's information you specify before selling a house! 928 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,917 It was your dream house, for you and your children! 929 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:09,125 I couldn't destroy your dream. 930 00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:10,434 I mean... But... 931 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:13,042 There's a dead person in the house we live in! 932 00:58:13,542 --> 00:58:15,542 If I'd told you, would you have bought it? 933 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:16,809 No! 934 00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:21,000 That's why I've been in real estate for fifty-five years. 935 00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:23,208 To make dreams come true! 936 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Let's submit the dossier right now. 937 00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,292 - Forget the peaceful option. - You're right! 938 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,500 Where is the dossier? 939 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,708 It's them. 940 00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,792 Hello, Bernard. Michel. 941 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:43,167 You forgot something last night. 942 00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:47,083 We leafed through it. It's well written. 943 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:50,167 We're on the way to our lawyer to contest the procedure. 944 00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:52,833 You better have deep pockets, it'll take years! 945 00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:56,083 We were honest with you, from the start. 946 00:58:56,292 --> 00:59:00,500 What did you do? You lied! Does Jean-Claude ring a bell? 947 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,643 That was just bad luck. 948 00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,667 And your dossier? Is that honest? 949 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,167 We welcomed you, and you stab us in the back! 950 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:09,292 Better than a bullet in the head! 951 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,667 What happened to solidarity in the countryside? 952 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,184 All bullshit? 953 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:15,333 You want to deprive us of an ancestral tradition. 954 00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:19,208 - For your selfish comfort. - It's not about comfort, it's survival! 955 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:21,309 It's vital for us too! 956 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:24,542 Take André, this is all he has since he became a widower. 957 00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:26,875 - It keeps him going. - You realise that? 958 00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:29,375 - What you're doing to him, at 90? - Disgusting. 959 00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:33,292 We thought you were different Parisians, but you're just as deceitful! 960 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,250 And you! You play nice, but you're like the others too. 961 00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:39,667 - Senile alcoholics! - Yes, murderers! 962 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,643 - Yes! - No more, no less! 963 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:44,042 - After all we've been through together. - Yeah. 964 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,958 The singing, the dancing, the conga! 965 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,292 Besides, you're not welcome at our banquets. 966 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,417 - We don't give a shit! - Except for Gaspard. 967 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:55,333 How he ended up with such a heartless daughter... 968 00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:58,500 How did such a brute marry a perfect woman like Olivia. 969 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:00,018 Thank you. 970 01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:02,958 - A compliment for her, not you, idiot! - I knew that. 971 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:09,500 - They played us for suckers! - They don't know who we are! 972 01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:12,417 - We're Parisians! - That's true! 973 01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:15,125 We grew up in the most violent city in France! 974 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:18,833 It's 5 euros, 15 minutes parking. Who knows that here? Nobody! 975 01:00:19,042 --> 01:00:21,500 And 500 people in a metro carriage, at eight am! 976 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:24,792 I licked the metro rail as a kid. Twice, with my bare tongue! 977 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,250 We got two places at the nursery. 978 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,059 - Not one, sir! - Yes, ma'am! 979 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:31,917 - Two! - Sunday morning brunch, 10.30 am. 980 01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:36,708 It's 34 euros for three avocados, a pomegranate syrup, and two toasts! 981 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:40,125 Contra-flow cycle paths, in the bus lanes! 982 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,708 We survived two Remontadas ! Two! 983 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,875 And without us what happens? 984 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:49,500 - If we leave here, the school closes! - We're no suckers! 985 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:52,875 Slow down, honey! We can't die with these rednecks! 986 01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:57,958 Babe? 987 01:00:58,875 --> 01:01:00,875 Where are you going? 988 01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:03,958 - What are you doing? - I want them out of here, Adé! 989 01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:06,167 - Don't try to stop me! - Stop. 990 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:09,750 A little finesse, Babe. The Parisian is cunning. 991 01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:14,833 This is good. 992 01:01:15,167 --> 01:01:17,333 That's good, honey, very good. 993 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:19,792 - How much do you think it weighs? - A wild boar? 994 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:23,083 - A hunter. - More than a wild boar. 995 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,726 - Fantastic. - Come on. Next. 996 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,434 Wait, we're doing all of them? 997 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,708 - No, they're everywhere. - Not for long. 998 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,500 Michel... 999 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,583 - Right, is everyone there? - Yes. 1000 01:01:57,958 --> 01:02:00,833 Well, we all have a bit of a heavy heart this morning. 1001 01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:04,792 It's not our first disappointment with visitors from the capital. 1002 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 And from Hauts de Seine. 1003 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:11,542 At least we still have the hunting! - Yes! 1004 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,667 That's one thing the Parisians will never have! 1005 01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:17,042 - Come on, let's go! - Let's get going. 1006 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:21,792 Come on, you. 1007 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:43,625 - What the hell? - You OK, Michel? 1008 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,250 Yep. 1009 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:51,542 Oh, shit! 1010 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:01,042 Bad luck, that. 1011 01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:02,934 Maybe it's termites. 1012 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,500 Or beavers, it's crawling with them. 1013 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:18,375 Bastards! 1014 01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:21,542 Pig! 1015 01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:25,226 André, what the hell! 1016 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,250 I got it. 1017 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:29,583 I don't believe it. 1018 01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:50,000 I have something for you kids, a special offer on tripe. 1019 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,625 You're going to love it. 1020 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:57,250 It's not good, Mum. 1021 01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,500 Come on, kids. Let's go. 1022 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,083 Protection against the beavers. 1023 01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,875 And the weasels, no pun intended. 1024 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:35,375 What a bitch. 1025 01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:45,708 - This is real... - It's war, babe. 1026 01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:48,208 Careful! 1027 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:55,292 I warned you. You've put the village to the sword. 1028 01:04:55,667 --> 01:04:57,667 Are you with them or with us? 1029 01:04:57,875 --> 01:05:00,958 - What? - No. Don't pretend you didn't hear. 1030 01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:04,208 - Whose side are you on? - Either with us, or against us. 1031 01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:08,333 - You're blocking traffic. - I have to go. 1032 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:25,167 I am here today, in my capacity as Mayor, 1033 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:28,042 however, I'd like you to see me as a mediator. 1034 01:05:28,542 --> 01:05:32,792 Simon and Adelaide, you are the target of a complaint for life endangerment 1035 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,559 filed by the hunters' association. 1036 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:37,750 What? You're the danger and you file a complaint? 1037 01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:41,542 A hunter falling from a sabotaged tower is extremely dangerous. 1038 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:45,333 The tower is 1m50 high and the ground is soft underneath! 1039 01:05:45,917 --> 01:05:48,167 - But a gunshot can go off very easily. - Exactly! 1040 01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:51,458 The danger comes from guns. It's always the same problem! 1041 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:55,250 Let me get this right, you went to the police, of your own initiative, 1042 01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,458 to shop us in. Correct? 1043 01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:59,958 Exactly like you did with Benjamin and Moshe. 1044 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:04,125 Moshe, that's completely different. A boar is a wild animal. 1045 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:07,875 We must respect the wild. We have no right to appropriate it. 1046 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:11,917 A boar has to live far from man. Otherwise it's chaos, it's disease! 1047 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:14,708 - Benjamin knows it's the right decision. - Really? 1048 01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:17,018 You talked it over, did you? 1049 01:06:17,042 --> 01:06:19,792 Because he has nightmares every night about it. 1050 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,417 He'll never get over being torn from his boar. 1051 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,393 Benjamin, tell them. 1052 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:27,250 I feel that there is some risk of escalation here... 1053 01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,542 Hasn't it escalated enough yet, Mr. Mayor? 1054 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,101 Can we find a solution? 1055 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:33,958 Sure! You could, maybe, ban hunting in our woods. 1056 01:06:34,167 --> 01:06:36,167 Oh yes! Stop the hunting. Of course. 1057 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,667 Game will proliferate, boars will destroy the crops. 1058 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:43,042 The black beast alone, one single critter, 1059 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:45,333 causes thousands of euros worth of damage a year! 1060 01:06:45,542 --> 01:06:48,250 Young man, hunting isn't only about enjoyment, 1061 01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:49,934 it's also about regulating. 1062 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:52,125 We actually do more missing than regulating. 1063 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:54,833 - Michel, please. - Enough! 1064 01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:57,750 If you don't ban hunting, we're moving. 1065 01:06:59,292 --> 01:07:01,292 I'll let you tell Olivia. 1066 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:06,583 We'll find other Parisians with children. Shake a tree these days, ten fall out. 1067 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:08,643 There's no shortage of them. 1068 01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:12,083 - Mr. Mayor... - Mr. Mayor, look at me. 1069 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:14,708 You can do it. 1070 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:18,292 Your bad hair doesn't mean you can't take responsability. 1071 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:22,458 And don't fret over the moustache. It was the same for me. 1072 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:35,083 Considering the risk of our school closing, 1073 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,583 I have decided to suspend hunting in Manor Woods by municipal order! 1074 01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,292 I love you, my little kitten. 1075 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:47,750 Little prick. 1076 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:58,042 I admit, I'm kind of glad the hunt's ended early this year. 1077 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:01,625 We should make the most of it and go away together? 1078 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:04,417 We could go to Greece. 1079 01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:13,875 I have to go. 1080 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,417 - Thanks for dinner. - Where are you going? 1081 01:08:19,292 --> 01:08:22,417 We have a hunt meeting. We have a little problem to solve. 1082 01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:25,625 Don't go upsetting little Romy's parents. 1083 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:28,125 Bernard? 1084 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:33,708 - Guys, I asked you to be discreet. - What? 1085 01:08:34,167 --> 01:08:36,750 You said it was for hunting. Make up your mind, Bernard. 1086 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:38,309 The hunt is dead. 1087 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:41,083 Long live the hunt. The hunt for Parisians. 1088 01:08:44,542 --> 01:08:47,542 They love animals? We'll give them a load of them. 1089 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,625 Bernard, you're sure this isn't over the top? 1090 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:55,667 If they leave, the school closes, and my daughter has to take a bus to school. 1091 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:59,583 Damn it, they're customers! It'll be our fault if the village dies. 1092 01:08:59,792 --> 01:09:01,792 - You're absolutely sure? - Yes. 1093 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:04,792 Save the hunt, or leave you must! 1094 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:14,333 Simon! Babe... 1095 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:18,750 Babe, wake up! We have 50 wild boars in our garden. Look! 1096 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,125 - What? - Look. 1097 01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:22,976 - Come, hurry up! - Yes. 1098 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,351 Look! 1099 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:25,726 There. 1100 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:27,750 Damn pigs, they're eating everything. 1101 01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:29,309 That's corn! 1102 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,917 The bastards left corn to attract them. 1103 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:36,083 - Cachette! - Cachette! 1104 01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:42,167 - Clear off! - Get out, pigs! 1105 01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,125 - Get out of here! - Go! 1106 01:09:54,167 --> 01:09:56,333 Daddy, where is Cachette? 1107 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,750 Well, Cachette is... 1108 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,601 Cachette is hiding. 1109 01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:05,167 Where? I want to find her. 1110 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,625 I'm sorry, babe. 1111 01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,625 It could have been our daughter, OK? 1112 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,250 You prefer your cat to your daughter? 1113 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:23,226 - You're not going outside. - Yes! 1114 01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:25,250 No! It's too dangerous. 1115 01:10:25,667 --> 01:10:26,976 Why? 1116 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,667 It's not safe. We can't let them go outside. 1117 01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:33,000 There's nothing left for us here. Leon... 1118 01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:35,059 We're returning to Paris. 1119 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:37,083 No! 1120 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:39,167 Don't look at me like that. 1121 01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:46,792 The good news is now that you've closed the hunt, 1122 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:49,333 we can start the visits tomorrow. 1123 01:10:49,542 --> 01:10:52,583 And with all your renovations, it'll be wrapped up in no time. 1124 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:54,792 Trust me. 1125 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,042 FOR SALE 1126 01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:41,750 Farewell, Pina. 1127 01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:06,375 Great news. 1128 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:10,500 We've recovered our hunting rights in the Saint-Hubert woods. 1129 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,309 The Parisians having scarpered, 1130 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,750 our dear little Mayor had no reason to refuse. 1131 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:21,083 What's up? 1132 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:25,393 You went too far with the Parisians. 1133 01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:30,292 - It's true Bernard. - The corn trick was too much. 1134 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:33,542 Wait, I got rid of the ball breakers for you! 1135 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:35,226 You want to hunt or not? 1136 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,625 - Who's gone? - André! 1137 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:40,542 We want to hunt, but not that much. 1138 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:44,083 - We prefer a lively village. - Shooting, we can do without. 1139 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:49,833 What we like most, is seeing the animals, the little rabbits, the deers... 1140 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,292 What we're trying to say, Bernard, is that... 1141 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:59,083 we feel that you're too obsessed with hunting. 1142 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,292 You no longer see what's important. 1143 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:04,167 I didn't realise it was my special day! 1144 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,917 That's it, it's St Bernard's day! 1145 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:10,000 So, I bend over backwards to save the hunt, 1146 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:12,375 and it gets me a life sermon for my sins. 1147 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:14,667 So, what are the important things? 1148 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,500 Enlighten me. 1149 01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:25,833 You hunting down poor harmless animals, that's one thing. 1150 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:28,333 But chasing away the family of one of my students, 1151 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:31,208 thereby putting at risk my school, that's something else! 1152 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:34,250 Be warned, Bernard, don't take away the only thing 1153 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:37,125 that makes me happy, seeing as you're never around. 1154 01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:39,333 Figure it out, find a solution. 1155 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:41,625 If not, I want a divorce. Is that clear? 1156 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,750 There will be no open season on my school. 1157 01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:40,583 Ah, your schoolbag. 1158 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,143 - Good morning. - Hello. 1159 01:14:42,167 --> 01:14:44,583 I have an appointment with my daughter's teacher. 1160 01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:46,792 - You're the father of... - Romy. 1161 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,375 Which one? 1162 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,417 - Hello? - It's crazy how ironic life can be. 1163 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:02,375 I have an offer for your house. Guess who made it. 1164 01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:04,667 Well, tell me... 1165 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,917 - A hunter! - SOLD. 1166 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:09,583 Great. Let them keep amongst themselves. 1167 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:11,750 The circle is closed. Have a good day. 1168 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,333 He's a friendly one. 1169 01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:37,917 Paris is magical... 1170 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:44,167 Fucking stop busting our balls! 1171 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,625 MEDITERRANEAN, TEN NIGHTS 1172 01:16:01,792 --> 01:16:04,208 I know I've neglected you the last few years. 1173 01:16:06,792 --> 01:16:08,875 I spent too much of my time hunting. 1174 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:12,167 You spent all of your time hunting. 1175 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:14,292 I mean, you know me, Olivia. 1176 01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:16,667 I'm passionate. 1177 01:16:18,542 --> 01:16:20,958 When I was at work the whole time, it was simple. 1178 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:26,333 Since retiring, I feel like I'm going around in circles. 1179 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,458 And I don't want to be a burden on you. 1180 01:16:30,667 --> 01:16:32,476 In my slippers, all year long... 1181 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,750 There must be an in-between, no? 1182 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,625 I know you need to... 1183 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:41,458 To move, to do things, to lead. I get that. 1184 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000 But I need us. 1185 01:16:46,417 --> 01:16:48,417 I need us to share things. 1186 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,375 If not, why are we together? 1187 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,917 And, I did tell you. 1188 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,667 More than just once. 1189 01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:01,125 I realise that everyone liked the Parisians. 1190 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:04,208 - Yes... - I forced them to leave. 1191 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:08,750 Actually, I annoy everyone with my hunting. 1192 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,042 Yes, you annoy everyone, yes. 1193 01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:14,542 Well... 1194 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,208 Your school won't close. 1195 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,792 I'm going to fix my screw-ups. 1196 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,833 It was five o'clock in the morning 1197 01:17:41,042 --> 01:17:42,976 We were moving through the marshes 1198 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,101 Get dressed. 1199 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,125 Covered in mist... 1200 01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:49,875 I had my rifle in my arms, 1201 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,667 In the distance, a sparrow 1202 01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:54,875 Taking flight 1203 01:17:56,958 --> 01:18:00,667 The dogs pressing ahead, 1204 01:18:00,875 --> 01:18:02,059 André! 1205 01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:04,083 Through the reeds... 1206 01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:06,018 See you tonight. 1207 01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:07,768 Flying over the pond 1208 01:18:07,792 --> 01:18:13,375 Suddenly I saw, The wild geese passing 1209 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,625 They were on their way, Heading south 1210 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,958 The Mediterranean 1211 01:18:23,167 --> 01:18:28,042 A flight of partridges High above the fields, 1212 01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:33,667 Rose above the clouds 1213 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:38,917 The forest sang, the sun shone 1214 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,750 André, for fuck's sake! 1215 01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:45,000 - I wanted it louder. - This is louder. 1216 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:48,792 The marshes... 1217 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,000 Thank you. 1218 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,417 With my rifle in my arms 1219 01:18:55,625 --> 01:19:00,292 Deep inside I felt a little guilt 1220 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,833 - Why are you stopping? - Because it's red. 1221 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:07,083 So I left, alone, Just me and my spaniel 1222 01:19:07,292 --> 01:19:09,583 Going for a stroll 1223 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:14,000 I don't see many fields on the Champs Élysées. 1224 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,208 Check that out. 1225 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,083 They make me laugh with their... 1226 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,917 Oh, that one, look, what species of bird is that! 1227 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,125 Is it a protected species? 1228 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,542 He looks great in his high heels! 1229 01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,351 What bozos! 1230 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:34,917 - Here, you take a left... - Not left, it's a roundabout, André. 1231 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,292 - Yes, but... - A roundabout, I have to go that way. 1232 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,667 - You see that, Michel? - Big, isn't it? 1233 01:19:41,083 --> 01:19:44,750 It's huge! And high! But you have to go around it. 1234 01:19:45,792 --> 01:19:47,792 Not under it, OK. 1235 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:53,083 Keep your eyes on the road. 1236 01:19:53,833 --> 01:19:55,309 Right at the light, Bernard. 1237 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,333 - There? Be precise! - Here! 1238 01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:03,958 Did you hear that? 1239 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:06,184 - Isn't this a one-way street? - No. 1240 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:10,083 - How old is your map, how old is it? - Listen, my map is up-to-date. 1241 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,708 Look out! 1242 01:20:15,042 --> 01:20:17,792 Get out of the way, bloody Parigots. Come on! 1243 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,000 Oh, fuck! 1244 01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:22,143 Careful! 1245 01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:23,518 - Are you OK? - Asshole! 1246 01:20:23,542 --> 01:20:25,268 Yes, well, sorry. 1247 01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:27,958 - Two more spoonfuls. - No! 1248 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:30,750 - Eat properly... - Please keep your voice down, Babe. 1249 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:32,226 I'm talking normally. 1250 01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:34,958 - You're not talking normally. - I am talking normally. 1251 01:20:35,167 --> 01:20:38,917 I seem loud because we live in a closet, that's why I seem loud. 1252 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:40,351 Daddy! 1253 01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:42,375 Come on, come on. Turn, turn. 1254 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:46,351 There you go. 1255 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,333 You, the kids, you're so close. You're too close to me. 1256 01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:52,250 - Don't be offended. - I'm not offended, don't worry. 1257 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:56,292 If you need a break, go to one of the many bars that keep us up all night. 1258 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:59,333 - Have a drink. We'll be fine. - I don't want to have a drink. 1259 01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:03,250 Too many people in the bars, I need space. I need silence! 1260 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,125 - What the hell are they doing here? - Fuck. 1261 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:17,333 Are you coming down? 1262 01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:20,625 Don't wave to them. 1263 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:29,625 - Give us one of each. - One of each item on the menu? 1264 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,643 That's 30 dishes... 1265 01:21:31,667 --> 01:21:33,667 Perfect. 1266 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:35,833 The famous Louison technique. 1267 01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:40,458 I've come here because I want to apologise. 1268 01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:44,292 Yes, I've been obsessed with hunting these last few years. 1269 01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,958 But it was my release. 1270 01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:51,917 It may surprise you, but Olivia and me have been through a difficult period. 1271 01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:55,042 Rural life isn't always easy for a couple. 1272 01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:57,018 Can't see each other too much, or too little. 1273 01:21:57,042 --> 01:21:59,042 That's the same everywhere. 1274 01:21:59,167 --> 01:22:01,375 It's difficult with so few social events. 1275 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,125 For me it was hunting. 1276 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:07,542 I didn't see that I was hurting my wife, 1277 01:22:08,167 --> 01:22:10,167 and you, and the whole village. 1278 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:13,625 Six months without seeing your wife, that can't be easy. 1279 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:16,917 Oh no, I'll have you know, it's much more than six months. 1280 01:22:17,167 --> 01:22:20,583 You think we just turn up in October with our clarinets. 1281 01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:23,500 We've already worked all spring and all summer. 1282 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:27,708 Fixing the buttresses, setting up watering spots... 1283 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:31,625 No, if you want to do hunting justice, it's 365 days a year. 1284 01:22:31,708 --> 01:22:33,708 Minimum. 1285 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,708 We promise, we'll no longer hunt in the Manor woods. 1286 01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:44,292 Nor near the houses, nor near the school... 1287 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,583 Yes! We can go a little further. 1288 01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:49,625 Or a lot further. We'll save money on cartridges... 1289 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,208 Right? 1290 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,208 So? Will you come back to Saint-Hubert? 1291 01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:06,875 Cancel the sale? You signed the preliminary contract, you can't retract. 1292 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:12,208 - In that case, the buyer has to retract. - He only has tomorrow to do so. 1293 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:15,333 After that, the deal is done. No turning back 1294 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,333 We'll invite him to the hunt. 1295 01:23:21,042 --> 01:23:23,042 He won't be disappointed. 1296 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:30,226 Hello everyone, 1297 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:34,000 and welcome to Denis, new owner of the vegetable patch farm, 1298 01:23:34,417 --> 01:23:36,667 and new member of our hunting association. 1299 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:41,042 - So, let's welcome him. - Hello Denis! 1300 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:45,375 Benjamin is taking over as leader of the association. 1301 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:49,375 I'll leave him the honour of going over the calls. 1302 01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:51,583 So, to start with, the calls... 1303 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:53,643 - Roe deer? - Roe deer. 1304 01:23:53,667 --> 01:23:57,917 So, for roe deer: Roe deer, two syllables, two blows. 1305 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:01,917 For wild boars: wild-boar, two syllables, two blows. 1306 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,333 - Wil-de-Boar is three syllables. - No, no, it's two. 1307 01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:07,476 Actually, it's two, it's Wil-Deboar. 1308 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,708 - Is it? - Go on, continue. 1309 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:13,208 So, the doe: one syllable, one blow. 1310 01:24:13,417 --> 01:24:16,708 The stag: one syllable, one blow. It's the same. 1311 01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:19,250 And if it's a fawn, same again: one syllable, one blow, 1312 01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:21,458 and if they all come out together, 1313 01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:23,667 one plus one plus one, that's three blows! 1314 01:24:24,167 --> 01:24:27,708 - That's unclear. Why three blows? - Three blows is for plan C. 1315 01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:30,708 - Plan what? - No, no, it's nothing. 1316 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:35,667 We take safety very seriously. We have our expert, André. Come. 1317 01:24:36,542 --> 01:24:38,309 - Me? - Yes, André. 1318 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,333 We're on top of this. 1319 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:43,125 Talk to us about the safety. 1320 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:48,875 Okay. First: open the gun, 1321 01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:53,417 making sure it's unarmed before any obstacle. 1322 01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:57,333 Check the barrels... Clear. 1323 01:24:57,667 --> 01:24:59,667 That gun isn't unloaded. 1324 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,143 - Crazy man. - He's crazy, right? 1325 01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:08,458 You didn't hear what befell the last owner. 1326 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,875 - What? - An accident, so stupid... 1327 01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:13,167 - I'd have hated being in his shoes. - For sure. 1328 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:18,250 We have a particularity here. We shoot into the battue. 1329 01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:22,083 - Facing the woods? - Facing the woods and over 360°. 1330 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:27,042 - The house and the beaters? - The beaters? 1331 01:25:27,417 --> 01:25:29,417 That's our secret weapon. 1332 01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,684 The duke of Bordeaux 1333 01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:34,833 Looks like his brother His brother like his father 1334 01:25:35,083 --> 01:25:37,018 And his father like my ass 1335 01:25:37,042 --> 01:25:39,708 The children are small, so, less chance of hitting them. 1336 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:41,917 Yes. No need to plunge shoot. 1337 01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:44,500 - Just shoot over 1m10. - Yes, 1m10-1m20... 1338 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,333 Yes, 1m20. They are quite tall these days. 1339 01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:50,083 - Hello, Mummy. - Hello, sweetheart. 1340 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:53,917 I propose a toast. To Denis and to the hunt. 1341 01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:55,601 And as we say here, 1342 01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:58,250 "Having a doubt, doesn't mean you shouldn't shoot!" 1343 01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:07,875 - What's this shit? - That's ceps-chicory. 1344 01:26:08,083 --> 01:26:09,893 - It's quite a journey. - Oh yes. 1345 01:26:09,917 --> 01:26:13,708 Everyone in position, or God knows when we'll eat. 1346 01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:18,934 Close the shutters. 1347 01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:22,750 A real herd of idiots, this lot. You can't be too safe, right? 1348 01:26:25,042 --> 01:26:27,042 Madame. Stay! 1349 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:29,018 He's tougher than we thought. 1350 01:26:29,042 --> 01:26:31,625 - Plan A is a failure. - Calls and alcohol. 1351 01:26:31,917 --> 01:26:34,250 - Moving on to plan B. - Blank bullets. 1352 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:45,667 - Serious hardware you've got there. - Yeah, not bad. 1353 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:47,875 You must have had quite a season so far. 1354 01:26:47,917 --> 01:26:50,583 - I'd say, about 2 000 head this year. - Oh really? 1355 01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:53,250 I cheated a bit, in Hungary, at a bred-stock hunt... 1356 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,917 We cleaned everything out. 1357 01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:58,542 Like they say, the good and the bad... 1358 01:26:58,792 --> 01:27:00,792 Which one are you using today? 1359 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,958 - With this one, I got two bears. - Thing is, here, bears are... 1360 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:07,143 Well, there aren't any. 1361 01:27:07,167 --> 01:27:10,667 With this one I bagged 5 000 wood pigeons in Cuba last year... 1362 01:27:10,875 --> 01:27:13,708 - It's not the wood pigeon season here. - Not wood pigeon season? 1363 01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:15,893 Nope. Hey, is that an Express there? 1364 01:27:15,917 --> 01:27:17,917 My thoughts exactly. I'll take the Express. 1365 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,167 I don't want to influence you, but great idea. 1366 01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:23,351 Yep, the Express. 1367 01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:24,684 - She's a beauty. - Oh yes. 1368 01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:27,042 See you in a bit. I'll be right there. 1369 01:27:32,167 --> 01:27:34,167 No. 1370 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,458 I'll take the Snipe. 1371 01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:43,750 Yes, I'll take the Snipe. 1372 01:28:05,417 --> 01:28:07,792 What kind of Mickey Mouse battue is this? 1373 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:10,958 This is a complete nonsense. 1374 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:21,500 Bernard! 1375 01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:28,934 These fucking guys. 1376 01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:35,625 The lady deer asked him If he was sure of... 1377 01:28:39,625 --> 01:28:41,833 Good at swimming... 1378 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,958 The buyer... He didn't take his Express. 1379 01:28:45,167 --> 01:28:47,875 He took a huge bazooka. I don't have blanks for that. 1380 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:50,208 - What does that mean? - He's got live ammo! 1381 01:28:50,417 --> 01:28:52,417 - Shit. - Kids, take cover! 1382 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:55,583 - Kids! Turn back! - What do we do now? 1383 01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:58,625 - He has live ammo. - We go to plan C. 1384 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:01,000 - What's plan C? - It's the buckshot plan. 1385 01:29:01,667 --> 01:29:03,792 - We're shooting him? - Yes, if we have to. 1386 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,083 No! We're not shooting him! But we will pepper the house. 1387 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,667 - Michel. Forgive me. Sorry. - Is there a deer? 1388 01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:15,167 For fuck's sake. 1389 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,250 Are there three deers? 1390 01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:34,125 Cachette? 1391 01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:40,809 Cachette, it's me. 1392 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,833 Cachette, what in the world? 1393 01:29:42,875 --> 01:29:44,875 Where were you? 1394 01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,625 My giddy aunt. 1395 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:56,083 My giddy aunt. 1396 01:29:58,542 --> 01:30:01,500 Bro, I love wild boars. 1397 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:05,375 I know it was you who tried to eat my pussy. 1398 01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:08,000 And I know it was you who destroyed my house. 1399 01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:10,893 I didn't say anything. 1400 01:30:10,917 --> 01:30:14,833 - I forgave. No hard feelings. - Don't move. 1401 01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:18,958 - Don't move an inch. - Wait. 1402 01:30:19,458 --> 01:30:23,375 - Don't shoot, there's kids back there. - I've got a clear shot, don't worry. 1403 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:32,917 Moshe. 1404 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:35,417 Moshe! 1405 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:02,500 It's the black beast! 1406 01:31:06,542 --> 01:31:10,083 Stop! 1407 01:31:21,042 --> 01:31:24,250 Fuck! You shot me, you idiot! 1408 01:31:24,458 --> 01:31:26,625 It's only buckshot. It's nothing. 1409 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,958 Oh, Moshe. Oh, my Moshe. 1410 01:31:30,042 --> 01:31:32,042 I couldn't let you kill Moshe. 1411 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:35,833 You called a boar Moshe?! You're all completely insane! 1412 01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:49,101 You'll be fine, young man. 1413 01:31:49,125 --> 01:31:51,125 They're all freaks here. 1414 01:31:51,208 --> 01:31:53,208 - I'm cancelling the purchase! - Yes. 1415 01:31:53,917 --> 01:31:56,208 And you can say goodbye to your hunting license! 1416 01:31:56,417 --> 01:31:58,417 I made my choice. 1417 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:02,583 Make him a thyme and cider vinegar compress. 1418 01:32:02,667 --> 01:32:04,101 It works wonders. 1419 01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:05,768 Have a good trip. 1420 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,792 It hurts, baby! 1421 01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:10,708 All bloody idiots! 1422 01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:20,625 We did it. 1423 01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:22,875 Welcome home, my love. 1424 01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:35,167 André, damn it! 1425 01:32:39,375 --> 01:32:42,375 What an endearing sport is hunting, 1426 01:32:42,583 --> 01:32:44,792 Nothing's more beautiful than hunting 1427 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,083 - Do you still have the boar paw? - Yes, I do. 1428 01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:50,750 - Bring it, we'll show it who's boss. - With pleasure. 1429 01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:52,684 - Sausage? - I'd love one. 1430 01:32:52,708 --> 01:32:55,833 - I was Mayor of Saint-Hubert too. - Really? When was that? 1431 01:32:56,042 --> 01:32:58,750 - Before the war. - What war? How old are you? 1432 01:32:58,958 --> 01:33:02,125 I don't know anymore. It was so long ago. 1433 01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:07,542 Thank you. I had nothing left to smoke. 1434 01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:10,042 They stressed me out, those bastards. 1435 01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:12,333 - Get your freak on. - Yes, thank you. 1436 01:33:13,458 --> 01:33:15,351 - Where is Bernard? - I don't know. 1437 01:33:15,375 --> 01:33:17,375 Has anybody seen Bernard? 1438 01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:18,934 Bernard? 1439 01:33:18,958 --> 01:33:20,958 In the thicket, a noise and you shoot 1440 01:33:21,167 --> 01:33:24,958 But why ever was the gamekeeper there? 1441 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,309 Where are we going? 1442 01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:31,667 All that's left is to write out a cheque 1443 01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,500 Here, darling. 1444 01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:37,083 To us. 1445 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:42,083 - My doe. - My wild boar. 1446 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:46,333 - What are you? My wild boar, yes? - And you are my doe! My doe! 1447 01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:53,042 - Wait. Look! What is this? - Wait, wait, wait. 1448 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,750 - What is it? - Wait, it's stuck. 1449 01:33:57,333 --> 01:34:00,875 Hidden in the Champs Élysées 1450 01:34:01,083 --> 01:34:03,917 Bang! Right in the bull's eye 1451 01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:07,417 Oh, the beautiful bird 1452 01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:10,417 Bang! Right in the bull's eye 1453 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:14,083 You still have a crossed cheque to write out 1454 01:34:14,292 --> 01:34:17,000 In the name of Mr Émile 1455 01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:19,917 The hunt is a difficult sport 1456 01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:24,934 My sweethearts! 1457 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:27,500 I know, you go check the garden for unicorns. 1458 01:34:27,708 --> 01:34:31,875 - Very good idea. - Yes, off you go. 1459 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:36,125 Quickly go home, and pull closed your curtains 1460 01:34:36,333 --> 01:34:38,333 Pina, go to the garden too, please. 1461 01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,792 Pull your wife into your arms, bedtime 1462 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:46,500 And make plans for the future 1463 01:34:46,708 --> 01:34:49,542 Bang! Right in the bull's eye 1464 01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:52,250 But be nice, put away your guns 1465 01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:55,875 Come, come Hunting is useless 1466 01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:58,833 Leave the little birds alone. 1467 01:35:02,167 --> 01:35:07,375 Revised and Synchronized by FAST TITLES MEDIA 110769