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- [BELL TOLLING] - [SHELL BLOWING]

Come we'll worship goddess.

- Excuse me! - Khurana!

[BELL TOLLING]

Oh Mother Goddess, I trust you to help me pass my exams.

Do some miracle, whatever I have studied in the exam should come.

I am donating yesterday's eleven rupees and twenty one rupees.

And day after tomorrow when the result comes...

I will donate the remaining 51 rupees and one hundred and one...

...rupee, totaling 152 rupees. Mother, please take care of it.

Oh brother!

He is a very generous man.

He donates thousand rupees every day in the donation track.

Oh, this is Goddess blessing.

If her grace is upon us, we can donate not only one...

...two thousand but also ten thousand rupees daily.

Cheater!

Dear wait!

- Me! - I want to talk with you.

Hey mom, let's go, it's getting late.

You go ahead, I'll come.

Dear wait, I'll come.

Priest do you know...

- There is only one bag of mine. - My child!

Whatever I have asked, tell me about it.

What's your name?

- Lavanya! - I am telling you the same.

Look, he is lucky, your son has brought a lot of luck.

Look, he will rule the world.

One minute, my phone is ringing.

Who is it?

Hello, Vishnu!

Vishnu, please call after sometime, keep the phone.

- So where were we? - We are on the footpath.

My son is in America.

Oh yes, America.

When your son will return from America.

Then your first step is yours.

One minute, who called?

Where did you reach?

Call me later, I am busy.

So we were on the footpath.

- Yes! - So we were on the footpath.

We were on the footpath, my son has reached to the airport.

So when your son will reach the airport.

Your first step should be in your office, see, you should remember this.

Don't forget, okay!

After that, you will see that you will progress.

That's it I want the same, my son comes and take...

...over my business and there will be progress.

Your progress is happening due to Goddess.

Along with your studies you run an NGO too, it's wonderful.

- You do so many things in this young age. - One minute!

Call me if you need my help.

Yes, help is needed.

Do one thing give your mobile number, I will come to you directly.

Yes, take it!

These days it is the time to speak, not to write.

- 9820. - 9820.

- We have a strong connection. - So what?

I will tell you later, right now I am getting late.

Okay!

Whenever you need help, call me.

- Bye! - Hey aunty, my money.

- Dillu did not give you money? - Hey, leave it aunty, forget it.

He never have change.

And everytime he shows two thousand rupee note.

- Hey Dillu! - Yes!

- Okay, I'll leave now. - Blessings!

[CHUCKLES]

Hey come soon!

What happened mother?

Hey you didn't give this poor man's money?

Hey, who said I didn't give, he didn't have two thousand rupee change.

Keep the change dear.

I keep it, right now there is a lot of problem for change.

We'll give you tomorrow.

[ENGINE REVVING]

- Good morning sir! - Good morning!

Good morning!

- Good morning sir! - Good morning, good morning...

- Sir you? - Not me, dad!

Right now dad has come, tomorrow son is going to come.

All this won't work in front of him, cover up.

And you, miss facebook.

What were you doing?

- Nothing sir! - Nothing, on facebook account.

Sir, I was checking the booking and account.

Nowadays accounts and bookings are done by logging in on Facebook.

Sorry sir!

I will unlike it.

Now listen all of you.

You all know my son is coming by studying MBA. But...

...he's directly coming to office from the airport.

- Yes sir! - Mr. MBA from America! - Yes!

And he will come here with Pandey.

At that time, you'll be here and you Chatur.

Bedi, Chatur Bedi!

- And you... - I am Mukherjee, sir. - Yes, alright!

You both welcome him with a bouquet.

You an you too.

And then Pandey will bring him to the cabin.

Hey, why are you standing all? Follow me!

Come here all!

Come!

Now see!

When Prem will come.

Then I'll sit here.

Then he will come.

As he will arrive.

I will look at him at a glance.

Then I will stand from here.

And will go near him.

And I will tell him with love, to Prem.

Dear Prem!

Dear Prem!

You came back.

I was waiting for this day.

Now you take care of this company.

Take care of this position too.

Sit down!

From today, the company is yours.

Now you...

Do what you feel like doing, now you know and your work knows.

Now if God came and told me that Khurana.

- Chatur! - Sir!

Chatur, what were you doing?

You told me to sit here, sir.

When did I tell you, hey I did not tell you to sit there.

I was saying when Prem will come, what will happen.

Did everyone understood?

- Yes sir! - Yes, okay!

Okay you all understood nicely.

Okay everyone come sit on your places, Prem might be coming, do your work.

Where is he?

Oh!

Mom the distance from home to the airport is only 40 minutes.

I think Prem must have gone to office directly from the airport.

You are too much calculative.

Hey, no matter how much you calculate, Daljeet has never lost.

I always win the bet.

You'll see, Prem will come home directly.

It means that we again will loose the bet.

Oh, now our wish will not be fulfilled.

Now what?

- This month's salary is also gone. - What are you saying of this month?

I have been losing bets to myself for the past 6 months.

- Shut your mouth! - Shut up!

Hey, if you win, you'll get 10 months' salary together.

Brother Chandu, I told you not to bet with Mom.

We will win.

How we will win?

The temple priest told Sir, Prem to proceed straight from the airport to the office.

I think the priest is from our village.

Oh, so this is it.

This means that we are going to win.

What are you going to win the bet?

You guys are worried about your bet.

And I am worried for Prem.

Where is he?

If anyone says even a single word, I'll pull out your tongue and give it into your hand.

Give your tongue...

Take this tongue, mom.

I'll thrash you, you stupid.

Hey mom you are getting worried for no reason.

Is this India-Pakistan match, that there is a win lost situation.

Hey, whether you win or I win, what difference does it make, am I right Imli?

Whether the knife falls on the pumpkin or the pumpkin...

...falls on the knife, it is the pumpkin that has to be cut.

- Pumpkin! - Chandu!

Chandu come here!

- Tell me Aunty! - Having Jeet written before his name.

...she never loses.

[AIROPLANE ENGINE WHIZZING]

- Prem must have reached office, don't worry. - [HORN HONKS]

Grandma!

Hey my son arrived.

- Hey Prem! - Total destruction!

- What did you say, you stupid? - Satyanarayan!

Say, hail to lord Satyanarayan.

We are ready sir.

You're not reddy, you're mukherji.

You forget your name.

And why you all are standing like a ghost.

Sit down, be natural!

Yes sir, sir!

Today your grandson has returned from his studies abroad.

You know!

Your grandfather always wanted his grandson to study from abroad.

Most importantly, his soul will rest in peace today.

Grandma, all that is okay.

But, are you happy?

Me! I am too good.

Where has this Pandey gone?

Hey what happened?

What should I tell you Prem, we have lost our bet.

Means!

Meaning they have lost this bet and they are looking dejected.

Hey, where is this Pandey?

Where is he?

- Call him! - What happened?

Not reachable sir!

Hey are you not ashamed, of betting with my Grandma?

We don't bet brother, Grandma tells us to bet.

- And we loose too. - Our salary also gets cut.

The salary get's cut too.

Leave all that, close your eyes I have got many things for you.

What happened?

Sir the phone is switch off.

You brother!

My phone balance is zero.

There is no balance in your account. You'll bring disgrace to the company.

- It rang! - Who's ringing?

- Of Pandey! - What?

- What have you got for me? - Grandma, I am there for you Prem.

[CHUCKLES]

- Blessings! - I have got something for you.

- And I am Chandu. - Go away!

- Okay! - Hey...

Look at this!

Wow Grandma, you're looking like a rockstar.

- Pandey! - Good morning sir!

- What Good morning, where are you? - On the road!

- What are you doing on the road? - I am driving the car.

Driving the car. Leave the car.

- Where is my son? - He is at home.

- At whose home? - At your home.

Mine!

- Greetings! - Hi dad!

[GASPS]

Hey dad!

How are you?

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Dad!

Leave me!

Come on dad!

You are still angry over such a small thing.

It might seem like a small thing to you.

But your this horoscope...

...and according to the priest of that temple...

...your first step should have been in the office.

Dad!

Which temple, what priest?

He is a big priest, he sits near the temple.

Every single thing he says is true.

Dad, if this were true then he would not be sitting under a temple...

...but would have been sitting in some big office and earning crores.

And he would have had one or two lakh disciples too.

[GASPS]

Whatever you may think, remember one thing.

You should have taken your first step in the office.

- Hey shut up! - Hey Grandma!

- Who said? Mom! - I said!

Hey, if he had gone straight to the office...

...I wouldn't have suffered a loss.

Grandma's words reached the grandson's heart.

And he straight away came to meet me.

Otherwise I could be in a loss of fourty thousand.

- Fourty thousand! - How fourty thousand?

- Hey, they all lost this month's salary. - Mom!

With how much difficulty I have got rid of your habit of kitty party and gambling.

So you've started the betting market in our own home.

But it was beneficial, wasn't it?

- Oh, 'halva'! - Wow!

- Grandma here! - Yes, this is for my child.

And for me?

This is for Prem.

- But I want it too. - My sweet son!

You can't have sugar.

Sugar patient!

Yes, but you have won fourty thousand today.

So, it's time for celebration.

Distribute it among yourself.

Where did this come from brother Chandu?

Chandu has brains, he can win even a lost game.

Means!

Means you guys are yet to be there, I did not just go from half...

...pant till knees to full pant, and from full pant to full shirt.

Aunty has a habit of betting and the old man...

...I mean Sir, who?

Sir has a habit of stinginess.

And Prem is used to generosity.

Wow brother, and you took advantage of that generosity.

And then what, you guys go and sleep peacefully, don't worry.

- Greetings brother! - Go now!

How many times you'll greet me.

Brother you said, whenever you see me greet me.

Hey, if in 24 hours, you meet me 36 times, you'll greet me 36 times?

You scold me now and then, you people get dizzy.

Should I talk to you in chinese? You too go.

Chandu you are so cute.

Hey then what are you waiting for. Let's kiss.

No, no...

Do you know, what my Grandma says...

...you could not kiss before marriage.

This Grandma has been speaking the same dialogues...

...for 50, 60 years, her network is still active.

What your Grandma says?

She says nothing!

Grandma will like it, you'll be getting married in front of her.

No nothing like that, I am going.

I'll see you later.

She is Imli, she becomes sweet or sour sometimes, poison or a bomb, we don't know.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

- Greetings brother! - Hey wait!

Don't greet, please do your work.

Sir, good morning!

- Good morning! - Yes sir!

- Where is Prem? - Prem is sleeping sir.

- He is sleeping! - I am waking him up.

Prem sir!

Do the cleaning.

Prem sir!

Sir is calling you, wake up.

Prem!

Prem, wake up!

Get up! Good morning!

Come on get up, we have to go to office.

- Good morning dad! - Very good!

This is good, wear it.

I want you at the dinning table in 5 mins, come on get up, have to go to office.

Okay dad!

Shit man!

Fifi, what's happening?

Don't want to go to office?

- Me? - No, to Prem.

He is getting ready.

You make breakfast.

Prem will come to office with me.

Imli, you are blowing the cooker whistle here...

The boss's is going mad over there, take this down...

...and make the parathas or else he will scold me.

Do you know how to blow a whistle?

Hey you are saying such, if I start my whistling, I can whistle too much.

- How did you play it? - Who asked you?

A personal talk is going on.

Go, get lost!

And do your work.

I'll cut your salary.

How did you like whistling?

Whistle later, first peel off the potato.

Atleast tell me, it's hot.

Hey, listen!

You do your work, I'll just check Magan and come.

I'll show him what to do?

Can I peel off, Imli!

Don't peel me off, peel the potato.

Come on, get ready for the breakfast.

Hey, where is Prem?

Prem is still sleeping.

- Means! - Means!

He is sleeping!

But I just woke him up. Again he must have slept.

This boy is too much.

Prem!

- Prem! - Hey atleast call him lovingly.

Oh, what should I say now, did you see the time?

It's time to go to office and the prince is still sleeping.

You know that he had gone there for studies.

He studied day and night, he didn't even get time to sleep.

He is sleeping now and you're waking him up.

Worship, take breakfast and go to office, I will send him when he wakes up.

You said it and your prince will come.

- Chandu! - Oh God mom!

- Let's go! - It's too late.

Hail Lord Shiva!

Hey come soon dear, we are getting for the office.

Yes dad, 2 minutes.

- Come on quickly, I don't have time. - Yes, it's done!

Come!

[GASPS]

Dad tiffin!

- Hey dear, it's getting late. - Milk!

Hey you know I don't like milk, I am getting late for the office.

No fuss, straight talk!

That's the spirit!

Hey tomorrow you will go to your in laws house, then who will take care of me.

Why are you making my habits worse?

Hey, let's go, I'm getting late.

Come on, let's go!

Be careful, I am not going anywhere leaving you.

Hey beta, if you don't go to your in-laws house then...

...how will I be free from the debt of ritual.

Once I'll do the ritual.

Then I will fulfill my duty, this is what our culture teaches us.

The duty of a father says so.

So you do your duty and I'll do my, now can we leave?

Where?

Office!

Oh yes, let's go!

- Okay one second dad! - Now what!

Ohh! Come on!

Sister!

Laavanya sister!

Aishwarya!

Priyanka!

Mary Kom!

No!

This all work we have to do, this much work is pending.

Neeta just call Lavanya!

Sure sir!

See, if this work gets completed then everything will be done.

Lavanya!

Principal sir is calling you.

Okay you play with sister, I'll just come.

Yes!

- So, what all you played? - So I was saying!

- Mr. Bhatnaagar! - Yes!

Lavanya, now you don't need to ask for donations.

We'll give you money.

Thank you sir, but!

Money is not our criteria, we want to connect people.

Man power is more important than money power, right sir?

It is because of these things about you that we are connected to each other.

- If you need any help, call us! - Thank you sir!

Come on, I'll take a leave.

Come sir!

[CROW CAWING]

Further what else!

Good morning sir!

Khurana!

May you be destroyed!

What did I tell you yesterday?

Yesterday I said.

- Get Prem directly to the office. - Did I tell you?

Yes sir!

So why did you take him home?

Sir, where did I take him?

He was driving the car, he took me.

You are such a big manager, you have such a big...

...office, you have been managing it for so many years.

You couldn't take a boy by holding his finger?

Sir!

Sir!

Sir, I wanted signatures on these papers sir.

Sir, Prem sir!

He didn't come today too?

I know sir, I am stupid.

That's why he didn't come with me.

But you are his father sir.

I know this too sir.

You must be feeling very sad by hearing me out.

But the thing is that today's children should not be...

...given any leeway, they should be kept under control.

Did you get the order?

Sir order!

Sir too much order have come.

My daughter suggested me to tell you sir.

We should give an add, that this masala is good.

And we should make our office as corporate office.

It would be very good sir.

Pandey!

Yes!

Say thanks to your daughter on my behalf.

Sir, I too have a good idea.

A drama girl should be made to dance and she...

- Pandey! - Yes!

Just go!

Sir, If you could listen more... Sorry.

If the father and daughter give all the suggestions then what will my son do?

Drama girl!

"Aye!"

"Aye!"

"Blow the whistle at VT, and show Mumbai around. "

"Blow the whistle at VT, and show Mumbai around. "

"He took me to Chruchgate, he didn't give me any rest. "

"A raw bud like me got trapped. "

"My love... "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"Next station Bandra. "

"Slowly slowly he came near, corruption was in his intentions. "

"He talked sweetly but his radar was not working. "

"Slowly slowly he came near, corruption was in his intentions. "

"He talked sweetly but his radar was not working. "

"He was in pursuit of chance, in a romantic evening. "

"I turned out to be so smart that I understood everything in the beginning. "

"The train stopped at Bandra and he took me to Bandstand. "

"There was a turmoil in the heart. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"Don't escape from the crowded train. "

"The loafers were feasting their eyes so much, with lusty love. "

"Don't escape from the crowded train. "

"The loafers were feasting their eyes so much, with lusty love. "

"The tension was increasing with the increasing speed of the train. "

"How many bodies were being touched, under the guise of pushing and shoving. "

"Chaos is happening along with bashing. "

- "I got stuck so badly. " - "Then what happened?"

"Hey, now Borivali arrived. "

"Aye!"

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"My love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

"See, my love's local train ran, from Churchgate to Borivali. "

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

- Do these consider us beggars? - What happened?

If you ask money for donation of twenty-one thousand, fifty-one thousand.

He will give me a golden crown and who knows what else.

And for our kids, only thousand rupees.

I was going to hit that thousand rupees on his face.

Kapil, the five fingers of our hands are not the same.

If you find someone worth a thousand or two thousand, you...

...will also find people worth twenty-one and fifty-one thousand.

Just relax, we'll not get so easily.

- I know these rich people nicely. - Hey, listen, okay!

We'll do one thing.

You and Ritesh go here, me and Neeta will go to Daljeet aunty's place.

- Will try once, okay! - Okay!

Come on, we'll go back.

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

Neeta be here, I'll just come.

- Okay, come soon. - Excuse me!

Is someone there?

Someone there means, whom you want?

Daljeet aunty!

First tell your name and what work you have?

My name is Lavanya and I have come for the donation.

Donation!

[CHUCKLES]

Donation!

She doesn't give us our salary, will she give your donation?

Look, she has come for the donation.

- Chaman! - Yes aunty!

Who is it?

Yes aunty, some Lavanya has come.

For taking donation.

Yes I am coming.

- Aunty! - Hey come my dear!

- How are you? - I am fine dear, blessings!

- How are you? - I am fine! How are you? - I am fine too.

Hey Chaman, go and bring some tea and breakfast.

I don't need tea and breakfast, I had come just to take donation.

You'll get donation.

But you'll have to call me Grandma.

Okay, grandma!

Hey Chaman bring some sweets, sweeten your mouth.

I mean to say bring some tea and breakfast.

No aunty, no need of it.

Okay, tell me!

Aunty... I mean to say, Grandma.

We have an NGO of children, so we are thinking to organise a program.

So if I could get some donations, then...

You'll get it definitely.

With this excuse my sins will also be washed away, I will also earn virtue.

You sit here, I'll just come.

[CROW CAWING]

- Take this! - Thank you!

Madam, you know, aunty doesn't give even a penny without reason.

Chaman!

Hey, you did not bring tea. I'll bring right away.

[GASPS]

Take this dear.

Twenty one thousand.

Thank you so much aunty!

Sorry grandma, thank you so much.

- Take this tea. - Thank you!

Grandma!

- On whose name, should I make the receipt? - I don't want any receipt, dear!

You don't need it, but we want it for our records.

Okay!

- On whose name should I make it? - Prem Khurana!

- Prem Khurana! - Who is he grandma? - He is my grandson.

He studied MBA in America, he is too handsome.

Okay!

He is the sole heir to this entire property.

So what should I do?

I am just telling you.

He also has a lot of sympathy for the poor in his heart.

He loves me very much.

Aunty, grandma!

Sorry!

- I'll take a leave and I'll come again. - Okay!

Okay grandma!

- Thank you so much. - If you ever need any money, come to me.

Sure!

Bye!

- Bye grandma! - Bye!

Khurana!

- This was the girl from the temple, right? - Yes!

- So what was she doing here? - She came to ask for donation.

- You did not give her, right? - I gave her twenty one thousand.

Twenty one thousand!

- You must have given cheque to her. - No, I gave her cash.

Because I knew it.

If I give you a cheque, you will make it bounce.

What should I do, drown?

The song was nice, I enjoyed.

[BRAKE SQUEALING]

Hey, what the...

- Accident! - Accident!

Prem sir!

Hey, you take care of the vehicle, I'll go and check.

[GROANING]

Hitesh!

- Get him up. - Hey, is everything okay?

You take him aside, I'll come.

Hey are you blind, can't you see?

- Hey I am sorry! - What sorry, he could have got hurt.

He didn't got hurt.

If he could have got hurt, then you'll do some treatment?

No way!

Hey madam, if he was hurt then you speak up, he's not hurt then too you're blaming us.

Okay, if he could have got hurt then also I would speak.

We said sorry!

- He is drunk! - Sorry...

Hey you would be drunk.

Hey, we are not speaking anything and you're just arguing with us.

Nothing has happened and you are shouting.

Is it, am I arguing, is the road yours?

Hey hello, what are you saying about dad?

- Hey, you shut up! - Hey talk properly!

- You'll shut me up! - Shut up! - Hey, wait where are you going?

I'll complain right away.

Hey wait, I'll beat you like anything.

What are you doing?

Held him and go to the hospital.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Softly dear, it's my shoulders not of a cow.

What does he understand himself?

I wish to take him to the police station.

He'll regain his senses, bastard.

I thought you are telling me, calm down dear.

Who all will you mess with in the city, tell me what happened to the program?

Hey dad!

Today was awesome.

- Do you know that person in the temple? - Yes!

Yes, I remember, continue with the massage.

His mother gave twenty one thousand for the donation.

If he comes to know then he'll get a heart attack.

You gave her twenty one thousand.

Oh mother, these NGO people are really nonsense.

They are fake.

They earn money by talking about children and old people.

Shut up!

You see nothing else than money.

Yeah I can't see.

Because I've earned money by great difficulty and hard work mom.

You know it too, I started from zero.

I have neither seen the day nor the night, I have worked hard and shed sweat.

Then I went and created all this.

Dad, used to sweat at that time.

Now everyone earns by sitting in A. C.

True, Love sir is right.

What are you saying?

Do you know the full form of MBA?

Saying Love sir...

Hey come to my office and take care of my business, I just want that.

[CLEARING THROAT]

Okay dad!

Till now, how much have you earned?

Not in front of them.

Forget it, tell me!

Eighty crore in 20 years.

Only eighty crores, dad?

Why are you telling him?

Hey dad, forget all that, according to me it must be more than 500 crores by now.

It must be more...

...It must be more than 500 crores and more. Did you hear?

This is the problem with the person who has studied MBA.

By doing MBA, they always say, do something so I can understand.

I'll show you how to earn hundred crores in three months.

Don't just bluff, just do what you've said.

Dad I am not bluffing, I'll earn.

And if you'll not do it, then?

I will do what you say.

- So let's bet on this. - Yes, come on!

I don't believe in bet.

Hey uncle, let's bet, heads and tail will be yours.

If he wins then hundred crores inside and if we loose then Prem will be in office.

- Okay, I bet! - Yes!

This is, what I said. Wonderful! No tie it up.

The whole family lives on bett.

Take this!

What a shot!

This Yuvraj is ruling the world. But what this prince is doing?

Dad sit down!

He is requesting, sit down.

Hey Chandu, have you gone mad by staying with him?

He is useless!

You are a working man.

Dad we had a bet on hundred crores.

So you have to earn hundred crores, not you.

Dad I will earn.

The bet was, you'll do whatever I said.

There was no bet like this.

Dad because of you the wicket is down.

Because of me, what do you mean?

- Dad, please try and understand. - Hey you try to understand dude.

You're telling me to sit here.

I don't know what might be happening in office without me.

Dad, you'll not go to office today.

You go in the room and have some rest.

- We'll go to ashram in the evening. - Ashram!

Dad!

"It's a fun club, it's a group of people. "

"The beats are blazing and friends are with us. "

"We want to have a blast, it's party night tonight. "

"Today we are in style and just have to start up. "

"The intoxication of friends, the girls of friends. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. "

"What is sweeter than this. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. "

"What is sweeter than this. "

"It's a fun club. "

"You attacked me with your sidelong glances. "

"I swear to club, you killed me. "

"You attacked me with your sidelong glances, I swear by god you killed me. "

"You killed me. "

"Your look is killer, the fun has arrived, the... "

"... reason for living in enjoyment has been found. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. "

"What is sweeter than this. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. What is sweeter than this. "

"What is sweeter than this. "

"It's a fun club. "

"The girl is bold, the boy is bold, don't be afraid of anyone. "

"I have left the world behind, I have come to make life resonate, let's have fun. "

"Don't do flirting. "

"Don't mess up the life by feeling shy, avoid tension like a smoke. "

"Like a smoke. "

"Enjoy to the fullest, don't scratch your head, I found a reason to live happily. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. "

"What is sweeter than this. "

"The intoxication of alcohol, the friendship of girls. "

Hey, dad!

"What is sweeter than this. "

"It's a fun club. "

This is called life.

This is the meaning of life.

Don't worry!

- Hey dude! - I was almost dead, when you did such.

Life is so beautiful dude.

Hey, I just go to...

...office for no reason.

This is life, thank you my son.

Thank you, anytime dad.

By seeing you happy...

...I am happy too.

I am looking happy, because I am happy.

And I have to thank you for that, I am proud of you my son.

Dad, I have to thank you.

- You are the best dad. - Yes!

Hey it's not right, we have to go straight.

Why are you teasing me dad?

Hey, by the way son?

Who gave the party?

Do you seriously wanna know.

Yes, because I want to write a thank you note to him.

What a charming guy he will be.

What a party?

Dad there is one secret.

Hey which secret, tell me.

- Dad, you'll be angry. - No I will not, I love you my dear.

Dad I gave the party.

- You! - Yes dad!

- How much you spent? - Dad!

- Somewhat around 2 lakh. - 2 lakh!

[PHONE RINGING]

- Hello! - Hello!

How many times I said, sir has not come yet.

- Khurana sir, have not come yet? - Yes!

I was asking because he did not come to office, nor he is at home, where did he go?

Hey brother, I am worried and everyone else in the family is...

...worried. You are calling again and again and making us more worried.

Give me the phone.

Pandey, what is your problem?

Khurana sir had neither come to the office nor...

...reached home yet, so I was a little worried.

- Dillu was at home, he was watching match. - He was watching match?

Why, he can't watch? Is he forbidden by doing so?

No it's not like that.

"Club, club! It's a fan club. "

Okay keep the phone, Dillu came home.

Please let me talk to him.

Thank God, Khurana sir came home.

- Mom! - Where had you been?

Ashram!

Enjoyed a lot.

When people are young, they are naughty.

Are you rewinding yourself?

I didn't got time to be naughty at my young age.

Rude!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Good morning dad!

Very good!

Now you're looking like my son.

What's the matter, you got yourself ready.

- Yes dad, today I am very happy. - Mom!

- Mom just look at him. - Good morning! - Good morning!

Today my son is will go...

- ... to office with me. - Put the plates. - I am getting late.

Take this!

Dad, only I am going to the office.

Hey, so what will I do here?

You'll take rest at home. You were fully drunk yesterday.

Shut up!

[CHUCKLES]

I mean to say, what I'll do here?

Dad, you wanted to retire, so take a holiday.

Hey, I'll retire on the day when...

...you'll sit on my chair at my position.

At that time I'll retire, what's today?

What is happening today, you need to take care of your health.

Your health is important.

No, I am fit.

No, you're mentally fit but you're not physically fit.

Hey you please understand.

If I sit here.

My business built over 20 years and my health will be ruined

I am leaving now.

- I am getting late. - Hey, listen to me.

I'll finish my breakfast and will go together, Prem.

- Hey! - Oh, he left without taking me.

If he goes, you have a problem, if he doesn't...

...go, you have a problem, let him go to office.

Hey you come sit next to me at home and talk.

What is it that I need to talk with you.

Prem has grown up, we have to think about his marriage, you are his father.

When check in the morning till then he was.

Hail Goddess! Got a date for 2 months, with Rakhi Sawant, just one minute.

Rakhi is convincing my friend, money, our finance is for sure.

What happened with the finance, we have got a date of two months.

- Where are you going? - I'll call you later.

Hello sir, can you tell me, when are we doing the shooting.

[STAMMER]

- Shot is ready, in two days... - The shot is ready since morning?

How many days of work do I have left?

The film has just started so it will take 15 to 20 days...

...15 to 20 days?

Two days!

In two days you finish my work, I don't have time.

You had given two months, how can we complete it in two days?

I had given only two days, you miss communicated.

Goddess Laxmi is coming withing two days, take it or leave it.

Madam, oscar, national award.

- Film will be superhit in two months. - Shut up!

Only two days!

Hail Goddess!

- Only two days! - Hail Goddess!

One and a half month.

Only two days!

Hey Miss Rakhi, how is it possible in two days? Hail Goddess.

Come my dear!

Good morning!

- Hi! - Hi!

She is Lily!

This is all the staff, with whom your dad works.

Guys, she is my daughter Lavanya.

Today the result of her B tech exams have arrived and she has passed it.

She wanted to give you all sweets.

[CHUCKLES]

Give them sweets dear.

[CHUCKLES]

- Sir has not come yet? - I don't know sir!

Where he must have gone.

I don't know, I'll call.

Hey, you came back so soon from the office?

What do you want to do?

Hey, what do you mean by this?

[PHONE RINGING]

Hey, I think it's the call from the office.

Yes, tell me Mr. Pandey.

- Sir... - Dad, one second!

Yes Pandey, what is it?

I am Satyanarayan speaking.

You are Satyanarayan or Lakshminarayan, what I want to do with your name?

Who is it?

I am Prem.

Prem sir, I want to speak with Khurana sir.

Khurana sir is busy, whatever it is tell me.

But I want to talk with him.

Look, whatever the company's accounts are, you will tell me about it Pandey.

What is this Pandey...

Till date Khurana Sir or any other staff member has never spoken to me so rudely.

You are servant, be like it.

Am I your servant?

Mom, just look at him, how is he talking with my staff?

- Hey will ruin my business. - Dad, please keep your mouth shut.

If you can't talk to me properly, then leave it.

But atleast talk properly with your dad.

Don't teach me, what to talk about.

And stay in your limits.

Limit!

Dad, give me the phone.

- No! - Give me the phone.

Dear!

Hello, you stupid, who the hell are you?

How dare you talk to my dad like that?

- Hey hello, who is this? - Hello, one second listen to me.

First go to school and learn good manners, then come to...

...me, then I will tell you who I am talking to, you scoundrel.

Hey mom, just look at him, how is he talking?

I know that he's company's employee.

He is not our slave.

He also has something called self respect.

I know it very well, what I have to do.

Now my job is gone.

Do you love your job or your respect.

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you dear, well done.

Hey Mr. Pandey, your daughter is Jhansi ki Rani.

Hey Dillu, come and have dinner.

No I don't want to have. He is so grown up, but he still doesn't understand.

Come on sir, have dinner.

Why are you forcing me, I don't wanna have dinner.

Hey Chaman, shut up.

Hey Dillu, why are you getting angry on such small things.

Never get angry on food.

Take it!

Why don't you understand?

Prem is your son.

He is not my son, he is my sin.

Didn't you see how he was talking to Pandey?

Pandey is my manager, he's not our peon of the company.

He doesn't let me go to office and misbehaves with everyone in the office.

Hey, if you dream of 100 crores then see it.

But why is he ruining my business?

Hey calm down, Dillu!

I am calm!

Just tell him, don't stop me to while going to the office.

Okay, so go tomorrow, I'll see to it, how does Prem stop you.

- Prem, beware if you stop my Dillu. - Okay, grandma!

- Okay, come on eat up. - No!

Dad eat something.

I am not talking to you.

Hey you are here, it's time for sir's medicine.

What?

It's nice right, I have made the lentil.

The work got reversed.

The son is upset in his youth, the father is upset in his youth.

He is having food.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Today's big news, Rakhi Sawant's marriage.

Dillu!

Rakhi Sawant is going to get married, he is the one, O yes this is Daljit Singh.

Dillu!

Mom!

The one who is getting married with Daljit Singh.

Mom, what are you doing?

- Listen! - She is a big drama queen.

Yeah, let Rakhi Sawant get married, why are you getting angry?

Look there!

Sir!

- Sir! - No!

I can see everything.

But I can't see a stain on our family.

One, two, three!

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Stand far away, the atmosphere is too tensed.

Take aunty!

That's it, leave me alone.

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Rakhi Sawant is not at home, nor at her film set.

So where is Rakhi Sawant?

To find out, our correspondent Sahil Ansari met the producer of the film.

Let's know, what he said.

Hail Goddess, the matter is...

That Rakhi Sawant's atom bomb can explode anywhere.

It can happen anywhere, it can explode even during the shooting of my film.

It can explode on any political stage.

When it explodes on the political stage, green chillies come out of it.

You must have understood me, say Hail Goddess...

Now after it bursts it becomes...

...slippery like this, it means, while acting here...

...suddenly it will go on the political stage chanting hail Goddess.

Say Hail Goddess... Now look.

Rakhi sawant gave me date for 2 months.

But Hail Goddess now she is saying that she will...

...complete the film in 2 days. Again say Hail Goddess...

Hey, go and get your father married.

Whatever your father has done, learn what to do for your old age.

Aunty please be calm.

Take this!

You did very well Dillu, the whole family's name is ruined.

Yes uncle!

- Grandma please be calm. - Nothing uncle! - Hello!

- In media... - What is it?

Are you selling pandal stuff or are you a horse owner.

Hey, then why are you asking me?

Talk to aunty whatever you want to.

Hey, who is it? I don't know who is it, you talk to her.

This old man has messed my mind up.

Tell me!

Blessings!

So!

Hey, it's not for you, it's for grandma.

Hey, you want to eat sweets, he is feeding you.

Keep the phone, beware if you call again.

Keep the phone, I'll kill you.

You did very good Dillu!

Everybody becomes younger in their youth, but you are getting young in old age.

Don't show me your face. Go!

"Aye!"

"My beloved let's keep muttering. "

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"You keep your eyes on me, you keep muttering. "

"Why do you feel shy, by loving me?"

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"Muttering. "

"Please think. " "Why?"

- "Have some consideration. " - "Who are you?"

- "Don't do flirting. " - "Get lost!"

- "Don't do such things. " - "Aye!"

"O my love. "

"My youth is with full enthusiasm and beauty too. "

"If I did a little mischief, my shy beloved. "

"I practiced much for romantic songs in your love. "

"The ice cream of your desires should not melt while waiting. "

"You touch me now and then. "

"Why do you feel shy, by loving me?"

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"You keep your eyes on me, you keep muttering. "

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"I am hot and cool even more than super duper. "

"I can make you feel warm in the Kashmir winter. "

"Many are lost in my dreams, and many are lost in my love. "

"I haven't seen any angel like me in the last two years. "

"Seeing the flame, you keep sighing. "

"Why do you feel shy, by loving me?"

"My beloved you keep muttering. "

"O my beloved. "

Aunty!

- Why have you been screaming? - I don't want to work here anymore.

Why?

Aunty, sir really turned out to be a pervert.

He caught the hand and also kissed it.

Sir kissed the hand?

Where did he kiss?

- Hey! - He touched you, also took a kiss.

- No! - Hey pervert come out.

- No! Not my hand. - Pick up the gun.

He kissed Ms. Rakhi's hand on the TV.

Oh my God!

Your son has left me with no dignity.

Now I'm coming to you.

I'm coming!

- Get a rope. - Get a rope.

- Hey get a rope. - Get a rope.

- Rope? - Hurry up get it!

What are you staring at my face, get it fast.

Get the rope!

Sir! Rope!

Go run and get the rope.

And you sit here, comfortably.

Where did he kiss there?

Oh God what is happening with me?

What is happening with me?

It is good that you already went earlier.

At least you didn't had to see this day.

Oh! Dillu is getting married.

In this age, his Prem should be getting married.

And Dillu is saying that he is getting married!

I'm done answering to people.

I cannot bear it anymore.

I'm coming to you.

- I'm coming to you. - Aunty listen!

- Where is the rope? - Rope! - Give the rope to aunty.

- Here aunty! - Aunty!

You fool, look at me, look at my weight, and look at this rope.

But aunty what do you have to do with the rope?

Do you want to tie a goat or a cow, tell me something.

Dillu has left no dignity for me.

So I'm going to tie the rope and attempt suicide.

Oh aunty wants to die.

Okay aunty, then this is fine.

If you want you can make it double.

Aunty, how and where do you want to do it.

First take the measurement of my neck.

See aunty one end we will tie to your neck...

...and then the other end, we will hang it above.

We will keep the stool below and pull, your work will be done.

Chandu have you gone mad?

- No aunty, you can't do this. - Oh keep shut!

- Now I can't live. - No aunty!

- Dillu didn't left any dignity for me. - He didn't!

- Get a table at least. - Hey get that stool.

- Get the stool! - Stool! - Stool!

- Stool! - Take a strong one. - Aunty will this do?

- Hey Chandu you fool enough now. - Now keep the bigger one.

You think this is a joke.

Aunty, stand of this comfortably, I will put the rope in your neck.

And I will tie to the upper iron part above the fan.

And after that as soon I count 1, 2, 3...

I will pull the stool from behind, your work will be done.

- Okay! - Come closer to me.

- Remember my will. - Tell me aunty.

As I die, Dillu should not touch my dead body.

- Or else I will not spare him alive. - He is gone!

Hey she is not dead yet, why are you screaming?

For whom aunty is dying even he should know right.

- Aunty! - What?

The pervert because of whom you are giving your life.

Let him know first.

Or else if you die, he will say that we all killed you.

Hey take a minute's break.

You make all the preparation, I'll go and call him.

- Get him quick! - Hey listen!

- Come soon Chandu! - Hey one minute listen!

As all the preparations are done, I will pull the stool okay.

- Okay! - Do wait for me.

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

Hey!

- Greetings! - What happened?

Aunty has called 10-12 Brahman's...

...all of their meals are going on, the ritual will begin any moment.

- You come along. Hurry up! - Ritual?

Come on!

- Give! - Let sir in.

- Mom what are you doing? - Chandu pull it quickly.

What are you doing?

- Don't touch me. - Mom what are you doing?

I don't want to see your face.

Oh, don't do this mom.

- Hey save her. - Hey Chandu pull it.

Hey no Chandu, don't pull it, don't do anything as such.

You move from here.

You have left no dignity for me.

- What did I do? - What did you do?

I can't even say what have you done.

- No! - Move!

- Hey Chandu pull the table. - Hey No!

- What is all this happening? - You move from my site.

- Hey Grandma! - Don't touch me!

Hey dad!

Grandma what happened?

You father has left no dignity for me.

No!

- Leave! - Dad don't touch!

Move him from here, I don't want to see his face.

Dad you go outside.

- You go out, I'll handle. - Chandu take him away.

You all also go out.

- But save me mother. - Dad I will handle everything.

- Now he is asking to save his mother. - Go out man!

[INDISTINCT]

Go now!

You too, will I have to tell you separately specially.

Come on, everyone needs to be said individually.

Grandma!

- You come down. - Should I also leave?

- Should I say it 10 times now. - Sure!

- Take care of the rope. - Grandma come down.

[SOBBING]

Your father left no dignity for me.

[SOBBING]

Sweety!

Did you leave, to show me this day.

You know what is the truth.

I know your soul would suffer a lot looking at all this.

But all this is a lie, I'm not going to get married or anything.

Not only you, but your father will also marry.

I will see how will this marriage not happen.

How much ever you wanted you wanted to insult this family, Dillu...

...you did it.

- Huh! - I will not let it happen more and more.

You will have to get married.

- No one can stop this. - Listen, I'm not going to get married.

You will have to.

- Chandu, Chagan and Magan. - I will attempt suicide.

- Hold him! - But I will not get married.

- Go hold him, aunty asked for it. - Hold him and lock him up.

If you come towards me, then you will see.

- Hey what are you doing? - Hold sir! - Take him and lock him up.

- Hey dad! - You left him and went, he is gone mad now.

Come on come!

Lock him up!

There is no problem at all.

- A man's words are after all a man's words. - Yes ma'am but you are a woman.

You fool, I mean the word of Punjab.

Once if you the truth, that sets in the stone.

That means the wedding is really happening?

What do you mean? Does fake marriages even happen?

Dillu is my son.

And this lioness is telling you, it is absolutely true.

But how did you accept the drama girl as your daughter-in-law?

What did you say, come closer and say it again.

But how did you accept the drama girl as your daughter-in-law?

- How did you call her drama girl? - Old women has gone mad.

Come on have this aunty. Give him some water.

- She is not less than any heroine. - Here have water.

Have water! Have water and leave.

Have water and leave!

Where are you running? Go!

A reporter got a slap calling Rakhi Sawant, drama girl.

Yes, we are telling you Rakhi Sawant and Khurana's news from beginning.

Today while an interview, Khurana's mother did slap an reporter.

Why? Because he called Rakhi Sawant a drama girl.

Come let's know what was the question and what was the answer.

But how did you accept the drama girl as your daughter-in-law?

What did you say, come closer and say it again.

But how did you accept the drama girl as your daughter-in-law?

How did you call her drama girl?

Grandma, what was the need to give such a loud reaction.

Why wouldn't I? He asked me the wrong question.

How did he call my daughter-in-law a drama girl?

But Grandma don't you think this was quiet loud.

Your Grandma is like this only, take it, or leave it.

Isn't it Chandu?

Are you sleeping?

That means the wedding is really happening?

What do you mean?

Does fake marriages even happen?

Dillu is my son. And this lioness is telling you, it is absolutely true.

Excellent, superb, mind blowing.

Hey Khurana you have turned out to be very lucky.

Dad even I want to dance with Rakhi aunty.

Oh not only you, but all of us will dance together my child.

- Really? - Yes really!

Rakhi Sawant is getting married to a man elder...

...to her, what would you like to say on this?

So what? Age does not matter.

What matter's in today's time is money. If there is money there is honey.

The heat is all over, and on top of that... Excuse me ma'am!

Yes tell me!

Do you work? I'm a teacher here.

One question!

What do you think about Rakhi Sawant's wedding.

Nothing!

If Rakhi Sawant is getting married what should I say in that.

You must have seen her husband, Mr. Khurana he is quiet elder to her.

So will this be considered wrong in the society.

How does it matter? This something that should...

...bother to them who are getting married, and not us.

But since it may considered wrong in the society, won't that be questioned!

Oh no! Peoples memory is very short, after some time everyone will forget everything.

You have seen Delhi rape case, there have been big scandals than these.

But what has happened today, everybody forgot everything, leave it.

See people are forgetting everything.

[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHINING]

[TYRE SCREECH]

[LAUGHING]

Where is my brother-in-law?

- This is an amazing house. - Oh uncle how are you doing?

Oh son how are you?

- Everything... - Hey you look good.

I was waiting for your wedding.

And got news of brother's.

How does it matter first the father and then the son.

- Isn't it Prem? - Yes!

- Right! - Right!

Come let's meet Grandma!

- Hey man, how is everything? - All good!

You look healthy!

It is the wedding time, you will also start looking healthy.

Oh it is brother-in-law's wedding, then I have to get healthy.

Yes!

Oh tell me one thing, why are these gun men here?

Oh the situation is such...

...that uncle has said spread the news all over.

And now that the news is spread all over he is saying he didn't do it.

So when would he refuse to get married and leave the house.

That's why aunty has hired gun men.

Oh this is the reason.

- Hey! - Oh!

- Pinky! Bunty! - Give your blessings!

- Give your blessings! - Give your blessings mother!

- You may live long! - How are you?

Hey take her blessings quick.

- Come on! - Bless you!

- How are you? - I'm fine!

- All is well? - Everything is alright!

Where is brother-in-law?

I'll go meet him and come.

Security!

- Listen! - What happened?

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey Rakhi!

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

- Rakhi! - What is it?

- You are really lucky. - What happened now?

What happened! I saw big celebrities getting married.

But this kind of publicity.

There is a huge line of the media outside.

Really, what's new about it, Misha!

New thing!

Now you and the people of our building, will have a good time.

Misha, what does that mean?

Means! You are not being able to meet them.

The media is not being able to ask anything.

So sometimes the watchman or any one from the building.

- I mean they stop anyone, and start asking. - Really!

Don't you believe! Don't you believe Rakhi!

Come I'll show you.

Stop this, and come down.

So, I mean stop this.

I stopped it, happy! What is this?

- What? - Close this shop of yours.

- Oh sorry! - Let's go!

- Yeah, sorry ma'am. - Oh God!

Thank you!

So innocent man.

- Misha! - Yeah!

This is that Bhosle from our building right.

One more question.

Yes, it is him.

One more question. Is this wedding really happening and when will it happen?

Your phone rings a lot.

I have been asked not to say all the information.

- It is an important call. - Who is it?

Hello!

Oh hi Sam, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you!

Interview!

When do you want to conduct the interview?

As you all know, or might not even know. We will tell you about it.

Today Rakhi Sawant's wedding news is everywhere and all over the media.

Everyone wants to talk to her, but she was far away from the media.

Mr. Khurana and Ms. Rakhi!

All the channels tried their best to talk to them.

Ms. Rakhi is with us, come on let's have a chat with her.

Yes Ms. Rakhi Sawant, firstly thank you, that you gave your time to our channel.

And second tell us, where were you?

I? I was awaiting for someone.

Ms. Rakhi is is not a song, this is an interview that is going on.

- Oh! - Ms. Rakhi tell me, where were you?

- Finally we found you. - You found me?

See I give your channel my appreciation.

- Teeth? - Not these teeth!

These teeth! Salam-e-ishq!

Ms. Rakhi again! This is not a reality show, this is an interview.

Oh yes, I forgot!

The thing is I love singing and I love dancing.

I forget that again and again sorry!

You can continue, no problem.

So Ms. Rakhi tell us, when and where did you meet Mr. Khurana?

Just get together, you understand.

That all is fine Ms. Rakhi!

But you are Maharashtrian and Mr. Khurana is Punjabi.

Excuse me! So what if I'm an Maharashtrian.

Do Marathis don't have the right to get married?

So you are completely happy with this wedding.

Of course, I'm extremely happy.

That when will Dillu come and when will he open the doors of my good fate.

When will I get married and when will I have my wedding night.

I'm waiting for that golden moment.

Ms. Rakhi, thank you, you gave your valuable time to us, our channel and to our audience.

Before going, would you like to give a message to our audience and your fans.

Yes, indeed of course!

I would like to join my hands and tell all the audience that.

Please you all do come to my wedding.

And if possible so come to my wedding night too.

Did you see, today's celebrity Rakhi Sawant who gave us her valuable time to us.

- Hey, hurry up! - Coming!

However I request you all do come to her wedding for sure.

- Because our channel... - Here!

...will showcase all the rituals and customs.

So keep watching with us until next Friday.

For the live telecast of the wedding night.

Hey Lord Shiva, save my owner from this trouble.

He can never do anything as such.

I know him since 25 years, this is his enemies doing.

See God, I will offer you 51 rupees of prasad.

With 2 coconuts! No 2 is too much.

- 1 will do. - For whom are you praying, dad?

I'm praying for my boss, who else!

- Who am I asking for is what she is asking. - He is your boss?

Yes he is my boss. Do you know him?

He is a scoundrel, he is stingy and a cheater.

That's not true, by the way how do you know?

Not only him, I know his entire family.

- His mother, his father, everyone. - How do you know his father?

He is not alive, but still I know.

Then you surely resemble like your father.

[CHUCKLES]

If I'm your daughter, I will resemble like you only right.

You don't watch the news, I saw the news earlier.

- Okay, very good! - But I didn't know this...

...that this Khurana and your Khurana are the same person.

- Oh! - Knead the dough!

This world says anything now a days.

- Owner! - Different opinion of different people.

Some believe the wedding is true, some believe the slap is true.

What is the truth, we will let you know, continue watching with us.

Hey Mr. Pandey, everything has become a fuss.

Everything is messed up, what is your boss doing!

- Is this the age to get married? - Hey!

What are you blabbering?

Brother, my wife left me.

She says your boss is getting married in this age...

...then you will be there and you will also learn the same.

How many times have I told you, don't speak in Gujarati.

- Big brother! - Keep shut!

- Sir! - What is it?

Your phone!

Pandey sir, my wife, my neighbourhood.

- I'm getting humiliated. - Take a breath first.

- Whose call is it? - I don't know sir!

- You should know whose call is it. - Sorry sir!

You just want the salary.

- Who is it? - Who is it! Pandey, you fool!

You take your salary from us, and then you ask, who am I!

Greetings aunty!

You know right, that there is a wedding in the house.

Yes I know!

There are 100 of tasks to be done, and you are sitting in the office and enjoying.

Shut down the office right now.

And come here along with the entire staff, quickly.

- Useless! - Okay! Hello!

Hang up!

And lock down the office, shut it.

We have to go to do some work, and what work is it we don't know.

- Close the shop! - Pinky children are hungry, go feed them.

- Yes mom I'll go and see. - Yes go and see quick.

- Greetings aunty! - Greetings!

Bless you my child.

- Oh Lavanya! Your father didn't come along? - I'm only her father.

It is you Pandey, you are very lucky.

Come!

This is that crazy girl right?

That is what I was saying, she is Mr. Pandey's daughter.

- What? - Yes she is Mr. Pandey's daughter.

Come on, let's teach her a lesson.

I'll go meet sir and come back.

- Aunty remember you met me at the temple. - I'll go and have a chat with him.

- I couldn't wait for you. - And you ran ahead...

- ... to ring the bell. - Yes I was getting late for my exam.

I wanted to ring the bell first, so then...

Oh hello! What are you doing in my house?

Grandma, why has she come here?

Aunty what is he doing here?

- Who? - This manner less.

- Who manner less? - Him!

Grandma you didn't make any guest list...

...anyone can just walk in into our house like that.

- This is a high profile marriage. - Aunty I told you right, he is manner less.

Oh hello you yourself are not innocent...

...you dishonour anyone publicly, I have seen it myself.

- Aunty ask them not to talk me to. - And you are saying manner less.

- What will you do, you lizard! - What will you do?

- What will you do? - You tell me what will you do?

- I will show you later. - Enough! Prem keep quiet!

You go from here. You sit here besides me.

- Don't get angry! - Aunty he called me a lizard!

Let him say, you are not a lizard, you are my princess.

- Is this Prem? - Yes!

- Your grandson. - Yes!

- One and only. - You have wrongly named him.

- Is it! - His has a wrong name.

If you say I will change his name.

Come you get water and come.

Hey where are you running, come sit here.

Is this the time to eat apple...

- Hey Pinky why are you getting angry? - ... eat food instead.

Look at him mom, the entire time he is only busy playing.

- Come on eat food! - Truly dear!

If you would not be around who would take care of all this work.

[CHUCKLES]

Mr. Pandey you are great!

- But the preparation of the horse... - Give that over there...

- ... should be proper. - Give water here.

There is no groom without horse.

- Dear Bunty sit down. - Oh yes!

- Mom I'm very hungry. - Okay so you begin.

Hurry up!

Pandey!

- Have a seat and have food. - No I'll have it later, you have.

- Serve water there. - Oh Pandey have a seat! - Okay!

Mom, where is brother Prem.

Hey you keep shut and eat food.

Yes, the food has been served and Prem is seen to be nowhere.

- Dear Lavanya! - Yes aunty!

Go and call Prem, tell him the food has been served.

- I did call him, mister was busy with work. - Oh God!

He said he will not come.

Is it! Did he say that.

Then you do one thing, go again.

And do say, that Grandma is calling.

And if he still does not agree to come, then pull his ears and get him.

- Okay! - Okay aunty!

- Hey fool, get some roti. - Yes!

- Pandey! - Yes!

You are very lucky! Such a lovely daughter.

Such a cultured daughter you have got.

It is your because of your blessings aunty.

Come on mister, to eat food.

Aunty said if he refuses to come, pull his ears and get him here.

I'm busy!

What is this ill-mannered behaviour? Leave my dupatta!

I said leave my dupatta.

The boys now a days have same issues.

As soon you see a nice girl, you will start flirting with her.

I will give you one tight slap, leave my dupatta.

"It is only you that my heart wants and asks for. "

"Your knock, your sound, it is what it always wants to hear. "

"It is only you that my heart wants and asks for. "

"Your knock, your sound, it is what it always wants to hear. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"You don't listen to my request, you don't listen to what I say. "

"O beloved, my heart is devoted to you. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"Whenever you bewail to me. "

"It sounds beautiful when you speak. "

"That's why I keep praying. "

"This sequence keeps continued continuously for years. "

"All the days and nights are yours. "

"I want to be only yours now. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"When a flower blooms on the branches. "

"The heart reminisce's your face. "

"This is my only vocation. "

"I keep talking to myself about you. "

"I get relief from you, I get peace from you. "

"I wore you on my body. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

"Keep coming into my dreams. "

"This is a request, this is what I have to say. "

Lavanya!

Lavanya! Huh!

Listen, you keep this here.

You take this.

And give roti there, there is no gravy here.

- No! - Come here!

Dear Bunty!

The horse has been arranged right?

You don't worry at all, after all when will I be useful to you.

And anyways the horse will not run away with Khurana.

[CHUCKLES]

- Serve here. - Dear Lavanya! - No!

Prem has not yet come.

Grandma I'm here!

You took the devil's name and he arrived.

[LAUGHS]

Pandey uncle, why is your plate empty.

- Serve food! - Yes!

- Keep the food here. - You sit dear!

- You sit! - I'm hungry!

Yes, today do eat food, the food is very tasty.

Lavanya has prepared the food.

Great! This lizard prepared it.

Aunty, see again he called me a lizard.

Whom did you call aunty?

Call her Grandma!

Grandma! I'm your Grandma!

Aunty is Rakhi Sawant.

[LAUGHS]

This is good news.

So ma'am finally you are getting married. How are you feeling?

[LAUGHS]

What are you asking?

How can you ask a girl, that 'finally you are getting married'?

I'm feeling good, I'm very happy.

Don't make faces, you will become fair.

Even more sensational is the news after the marriage, I. e. , the wedding night.

- We will show this only on our channel. - Mom!

- Rakhi Sawant and Khurana's wedding's... - Come on dear, drink the milk.

...live telecast.

And more than that, yes, that is, live telecast of the wedding night.

For the first time in the history of Indian television.

We will show you the live telecast of a wedding night.

Yes, wait till Friday night.

Stay tuned with us.

Dad!

- Are we going this Friday. - Yes, why?

- Dad cancel the ticket. - Why is it?

If we will be in the train how will we see the wedding night dad?

Hey keep shut!

Here!

O beloved!

O beloved!

Live!

Oh wow!

Aunty has become young.

Do you want to play?

Hello!

Anyone can become a rock star in front of kids.

Is it!

If you add colours to the gathering then I will know.

What do you mean?

I mean, children don't have sense of notes and rhythms.

Whatever you play they will like it, isn't it?

That means you know well.

- I know a lot Mr. Prem. - Hey Prem!

We have to go!

- Come on! - Okay then challenge accepted.

Okay!

Okay listen, are you going like this to the gathering?

So?

I have kept something for you in your room, have a look.

Come on!

Yeah I like it, you were not naked but as she is saying.

What has she kept?

"My naughty heart slipped. "

"Seeing your face. "

"Even if a bullet is fired. "

"Even if a case is filed. "

"I have left my duty and fallen for your beauty. "

"Don't be so fussy, hey, listen to me cutie. "

"I have left my duty and fallen for your beauty. "

"Don't be so fussy, hey, listen to me cutie. "

"Otherwise I will book a ticket for the next Love Junction. "

"Are you going to convince. "

"Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

"Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

"Lakhs of boys die on me, they also yearn for me every moment. "

"They pass through my street every day to get a glimpse of me. "

"Lakhs of boys die on me, they also yearn for me every moment. "

"They pass through my street every day to get a glimpse of me. "

"Today I will see how much strength you have. "

"Today I will see how much strength you have. "

"Oh sparkler, my eyes met yours. "

"Oh sparkler, my eyes met yours. "

"I will teach you my lesson of love. "

"Are you going to convince. "

"Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

"Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

"Don't show such arrogant attitude. "

"All the heroes of Bollywood fail in front of me. "

"Don't show such arrogant attitude. "

"All the heroes of Bollywood fail in front of me. "

"This wretched heart of mine, you killed. "

"This wretched heart of mine, you killed. "

"Go shameless, you don't have guts. "

"Don't let me get used to your love. "

"Madam, I will remove the makeup from your face. "

"Are you going to convince. "

"Say! Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

"Are you going to convince. "

"Are you going to convince, or should convince someone else. "

- [APPLAUSE] - [LAUGHS]

[APPLAUSE]

Here, come in daughter-in-law!

[APPLAUSE]

Now do you consider this as reality!

Yes, people might have thought it was a joke or...

...a game, but this is the truth that has come out.

Finally, after tying the knot with Khurana, Rakhi Sawant has reached her new home.

And her house welcoming is also done.

Dad, this is really Rakhi!

Come on, move from here.

Son I used to watch her on TV today I'm seeing her in reality.

I have met Rakhi earlier.

Do you remember the location with Prem sir.

Hey, you!

Get some juice!

Hey, where are you all the servants, get some juice.

Come on get some juice quickly.

You just scold now and then.

So now should I give you the invitation? Come on serve them quickly.

I am going.

Hey!

- Hey are you mad? - I have gone crazy by looking at you.

Uncle is set now, we should too.

Hey aunty!

Miss Rakhi, I've always seen you on TV.

Today I am looking at you so closely.

- Juice! - Take it!

Chaman!

- You are too beautiful. - Hey back off.

Hey, go now!

- Any problem? - No problem!

Come now go from here.

Dear Lavanya! Yes grandma!

Daughter-in-law might be tired, take her to the bedroom, she'll take some rest.

Yes, let's go, I'll...

- You sit here! - Khurana! - Go dear!

Then you will have to take this.

I am tied up mom...

I'll come later.

Dear, drink it!

Mr. Pandey, great!

Your daughter is great.

She takes care of all the responsibilities of the marriage and the household too.

I feel happy by seeing all this.

Everyone knows this. Uncle is getting too naughty.

It's good!

- Uncle greetings! - Khurana!

Till now what we have seen, showed you.

In the history of television, something will happen that has never happened.

Rakhi's first night of marriage, which will start in a short while from now.

But before that some short break.

It's good, that your son is not at home.

Otherwise we old people will not get such an opportunity.

First night and that too live telecast.

Come, let us take you to that room...

...where Rakhi will be on her first night.

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

What dear?

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

Tomorrow you have exam.

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

Who will give the exam, me?

Come on, let's go!

Study, come on!

- Let's go! - No dad, please! - No let's go, come on!

First education!

It's important to learn.

- Come on, leave the remote. - Dad...

- ... please! - No please, come on!

- Come on! - Please!

[HUMMING]

It's the real thing, it won't break.

O Rakhi...

Congratulations for our wedding.

Thank you!

Oh yes!

- Milk! - No, no milk!

The milk era is over.

Now the era is of peg.

- Me! - Should I have one peg?

I don't drink!

Oh, you don't drink.

I thought you are from bollywood, so you must be drinking.

No, I don't drink!

If I don't drink, it doesn't matter, we will just hug each other like this.

Mr. Khurana!

Mr. Khurana, you're too naughty.

- And why are you being so impatient. - I am getting too impatient.

I am near you, here.

I am not running away with any neighbor.

Did you understand my naughty?

My sweetheart, my baby!

Hey Shivani, what happened?

Don't you know what happened?

You want to see live telecast on Tv?

Come on, let's go!

- Let's go! - Neighbour!

Hey, come to me! No, no!

- Look, what's the hurry? - Come near me Rakhi.

- I'll just come! - Hey what happened?

Hey come near me! Don't torment me like this.

- Come to me. - Khurana sir, you are in too much hurry.

Hey, why not?

Day and night, morning and evening, I am...

...tormented like that Big Boss in this closed room.

Prem, leave me!

Prem!

- Prem! - I am telling you that only.

I want to love you Rakhi.

Love!

Not this love, that Prem.

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

What happened to this remote?

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

It's not working.

What!

Oh no!

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE]

What is happening brother?

The connection is not coming.

Is your connection bad too?

And mine too.

Hey brother!

What happened to the connection?

Hey what happened?

- The connection is bad? - Yes!

His connection is also bad.

- Your connection is also bad. - Right!

[SPEAKING IN REGIONAL LANGUAGE] It's bad!

I think that Khurana!

- This guy has ruined the TV completely. - Everything is bad.

Khurana makes a complete mess.

Khurana does this launch business, do you know?

Dad!

- Dad! - Yes, dear what happened?

- Hey, let's go! - Hey, don't open!

- Prem! - What happened?

- What happened? - Take care of this wretched old man.

You said that your father is very good.

He is a number one pervert.

Miss Rakhi, I am your husband.

Don't talk like this about your husband.

Hey dad, control.

What control, I have married her.

And what are you doing here? You go from here.

- Dad please! - What please?

She is my wife.

She is my bride.

She is not your bride, there is your bride.

- There! - One minute!

One minute!

See this!

Here it is!

Khurana!

It's all yours.

Wow!

These are real and hot.

So much!

But we will settle this later, today is my wedding night.

I don't want that, I want this bride.

Prem, save me!

- Leave me! - Today is our wedding night. - Leave me!

- Rakhi! - Save me, mom save me!

Hey Pinki, I am tired.

- We'll talk in the morning, let's go! - Okay! - Mom, save me!

Mom, save me please.

Hey Rakhi!

- Mom save me! - What happened dear?

- Hey Rakhi! - He is after me mom.

- Save me! - Hey what are you saying?

You're my wife!

Dad this is not your wife your wife is above bundle of cash!

- What do you mean? - Dad we had a deal.

So today 90 days have been completed, you had said...

...that you should show that you can earn 100 crores.

Hey, but there was a deal to earn 100 crores, I agree.

But what does this have to do with my marriage?

Dad, it has to do with it.

This is the mind of an MD.

You made a deal with me and I made a deal...

...for your marriage with the people of channel.

That too for Rs 120 crore.

I went to my friend's film set, I saw Rakhi there, I got an idea.

And I made this plan after meeting the people of channel and Rakhi.

And I had to include grandma also.

And then...

I had to fake it to win this challenge.

So this marriage was a lie!

It was a drama!

It was a show off.

You wanted money, right?

He earned it and gave it to you in 90 days.

Selling me and my dignity!

Dad, I've not sold you nor your dignity.

Earlier some people knew you dad.

Now you're world famous.

Now I'll sell!

That too by making you the brand ambassador of his channel.

That too with Rakhi, what do you say Rakhi?

Perfect, whatever you say Prem.

Mr. Khurana!

Mr. Khurana, are you okay?

Dad!

I know you felt bad.

I am sorry!

No dear!

You no need to say sorry to me.

I am mistaken!

I thought of you as a money making machine.

I thought you would come back soon by becoming an MBA.

And I will make you sit straight in my office.

I wanted you to stand on your own feet.

Every dad wants such.

But I forgot dear.

I forgot that you have your own desires.

You have your own dreams, you have your own way of living life and earning money.

Hey, you have studied so much, so you have your own understanding.

You want to do your business your way.

It is not necessary that the son of a spice seller will only sell spices.

Or the son of the hotel owner will run the hotel.

It was my mistake that I didn't understand you.

I wanted to put the burden of the business on your shoulders and you...

You wanted to reduce my burden by...

...introducing me to the little joys of life.

Really!

You taught me how to live.

Remember!

Do you remember that day, you took me to the ashram.

After so many years, for the first time.

I felt some peace in my life that day.

In truth I...

...should say thank you to you.

Because you taught me how to live life.

And then there was talk of marriage with Rakhi.

Miss Rakhi!

At first I felt very strange.

But in a few days, I...

Behind the closed doors of the room, I was feeling young.

I was feeling young.

And this all has happened, because of him.

You have taught me the right way to live life, Prem!

You've taught me that, the true meaning of living life is not to earn money.

Life means to live life.

Thank you, thank you my son.

- I am proud of you my son. - No dad, I love you dad.

Hello, Mr. Khurana!

Hello you don't look good at all when you cry like this, okay.

Look at me!

Leave this fake bride.

And bring the real bride into this house.

- Dad! - What do you say Prem?

Dad!

Dear Prem, come here!

Now you go!

- Pandey! - Yes!

Got a wedding date?

Thank you! Why are you shaking hands?

Hug one another.

Come on!

[LAUGHING]

Sorry!

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why does this happens?"

"This veil asks, this jewel asks. "

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why does this happens?"

"When you're away I miss some things. "

"I remember some moments. "

"When you come close, I loose my memory. "

"We forget everything. Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why does this happens?"

"This veil asks, this jewel asks, why you don't say?"

"Why so?"

"Why does this happens?"

"Sometimes there is happiness to gain, sometimes there is fear of losing. "

"It happens, it does happen often in love. "

"Sometimes there is happiness to gain, sometimes there is fear of losing. "

"It happens, it does happen often in love. "

"Being lonely in the crowd, only loneliness is found. "

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why does this happens?"

"Don't you have attachment?"

"This heart has been ruptured. "

"It is an expression of a moment, a confession of centuries. "

"We get lost, in each other. "

"And we separate from ourselves. "

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why so?"

"Why so?"