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It's a giant monster!
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Ant -
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"If you call something
a monster...?"
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"...It becomes a monster".
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You're right.
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It's some sort of awesome
creature!
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Incredible.
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I've never seen anything
like it.
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And it's already
all over the internet.
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Look! It's famous!
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And since I discovered it,
I'm calling it...
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wait-for-it...
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Ant-zilla!
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You mean everyone on
the internet can see this?
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Totally!
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I set up all our underwater
location cameras to live stream
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and maybe next year,
in 3-D!
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Ant, what's the prime
directive of our mission?
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To protect all life
in the sea.
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You don't think maybe
you've violated it?
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Uhh...
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Your video has had 1.2 million
hits so far.
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And that's not even
the worst part.
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There are two types of people:
the hunter and the hunted.
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Now, thanks to a post from...
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...Ant Nekton, we've been
warned of a huge,
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ravenous, monster
threatening our shores.
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It's time for you to choose
a side!
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I've made my choice.
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My name is Devil Daniels
and I hunt monsters.
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Uh oh.
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My family are explorers.
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We have been for generations.
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While others look up
to the stars...
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...we know there are an infinite
number of things
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that shine in the darkness
below.
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There are things lurking
in the seas
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that long ago vanished
into myth.
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My family are explorers.
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And we explore...
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THE DEEP!
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♪
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Name me any savage beast
from any of the seven seas...
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and chances are I've looked it
in the eye.
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Is this guy for real?
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I have no idea.
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You haven't seen any of his
tacky shows?
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"Devil Daniels versus Jaws"
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"Devil Daniels head-butts
a Barracuda"
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"Devil Daniels-Fairy Penguins"
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Fluffy, cute, deadly.
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What?
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I have a broad,
general knowledge.
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Is that bad?
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Thanks to celebrity blogger
'Ant Nekton',
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I tracked this beast,
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but it proved a formidable
adversary.
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Its razor sharp claws
almost took my favourite leg!
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Instead, the monster took
a chunk of my boat!
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But it won't happen again.
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In the next 48 hours,
I will catch it...
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Maybe he's going to take it
to a conservation park?
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...and mount it in
my trophy room.
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Auuugh.
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Not if we get there first.
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There's the camera.
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Hmmm.
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No sign of the creature.
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No sign of the Creature
Hunter either.
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There's definitely
nothing here...
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Aargghhhh!
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Euugh.
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The monster-footage
has four million hits.
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But look at the bright side...
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There's a bright side?
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If Devil Daniels had captured
that creature,
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it would be all over the Net
by now.
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True.
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So we can still save it.
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No pressure.
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[sighs]
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We covered around
ten square nautical miles --
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and no sign of the creature.
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Maybe Devil Daniels
won't find it either?
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Don't count on it.
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Dad?
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It's been three hours.
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Are you still mad at me?
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When I say "mad" -
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I'm assuming more...
"disappointed".
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"Mad" is accurate.
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...okay.
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Every day more unusual
and prehistoric creatures
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are appearing in our oceans.
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Why is that?
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I don't know.
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But we can't afford to have
them exposed to the world
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until people are ready.
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[sighs]
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I'm really sorry Dad.
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[sighs]
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I know.
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This big guy is a real mystery,
Jeffrey...
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You like him, huh?
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That's good enough for me.
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As your best friend,
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I believe you're an excellent
judge of character.
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Uh, uh, the monster came
and destroyed everything!
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It was huge!
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Like a...
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like a huge...
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thing!
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But much huger!
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It smashed me boat
into tiny little pieces!
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What we wants ta know is -
who is looking out for us?!!
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Ahh, simple, humble,
fisher-folk...
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Did he call us 'simple'...?
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The latest victims of a cruel
and vicious attack
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by an untamed monster
from the deep.
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Oh no...
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These people need
a champion.
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A hero.
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I believe one man can make
a difference.
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And I humbly offer myself
as that hero.
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I doubt this guy has ever done
anything 'humbly'.
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That doesn't seem to matter
to people.
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He's got over six million
subscribers.
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We can't help it if people
believe everything they see
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on the internet.
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[scoffs]
I don't.
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You joined a forum discussing
invisible time travelers.
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They exist!
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They're the ones who hide
my socks
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and then put them back where
I just looked!
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Hmmmph.
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Watch.
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Do you see your monster?
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Not really.
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Exactly.
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Shaky cameras.
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Cheesy dramatic music.
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Strange edits that cut away
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before we see
any of the creature.
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Daniels just uses these things
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to sell more Devil Daniels
T-Shirts, caps,
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and action figures.
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He has action figures?!
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Why don't we have
action figures?
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Ant. Focus.
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I'm thinking, if he can use
viral videos to scare people...
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Why can't we?!
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Okay - going "live"
in three - two - one -
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Action!
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Hi, we're the Nektons coming
to you live from the Aronnax
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with an important message.
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Uh!
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[cough]
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Uh, some of you may
have seen footage
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of an unidentified creature-
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Perhaps called Ant-zilla!
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It's not called Ant-zilla.
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I streamed the footage
by mistake
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and now some people want to hurt
this innocent creature.
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Kaiko?
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Uh, we just want to say that
hunting is not the answer.
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All sea creatures
deserve protection.
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What?
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Did I mess up the last line?
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Do you want us to do
another take?
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Dad...
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this is live.
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Oh, oh!
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It's too easy to expect
the worst.
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Most ocean creatures
are more afraid of us,
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than we are of...
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[ROARS]
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Arrrrgh!
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Augh!
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Grab whatever you can!
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[grunting and yelling]
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Ugh, okay - let me get
us stable again.
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Woah-woahhh!
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Don't look so happy,
Jeffrey.
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I'm gonna have to talk to
you about stranger-danger...
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[low roar]
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[gasps]
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Ant!
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Activate the shields...
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No, wait!
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Come back!
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[sighs]
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Uh oh...
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this is still going out live.
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Terrifying LIVE scenes as
the famous Nekton family
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were attacked by a
bloodthirsty sea monster...
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seconds after telling the world
it was harmless.
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Is no-one safe?
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Well...
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no, not really.
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Dangerous?
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I heard it has acid for blood
and fangs inside its gills!
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What have we learned?
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Don't do a live-to-air video.
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Ever.
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That's the obvious one.
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[sighs]
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Set the sonar to warn us
before an imminent collision.
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Good.
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We need more handles.
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When we tip.
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We need more things
to hold onto.
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There are dents and scrapes
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- but the hull looks sound.
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Ahh...
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small crack.
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You know, maybe
we've also learnt
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that this creature is erratic
and unpredictable.
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It's dangerous.
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It's not dangerous.
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It did attack us, Ant.
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Unprovoked.
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Just because the creature
hit us,
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doesn't mean it
was attacking us.
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We're supposed to protect
all creatures.
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People are creatures too,
Ant.
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This creature is acting
very odd.
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See? Jeffrey agrees with me.
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He likes the creature.
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I'm sure the creature
would like Jeffrey too.
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A nice light snack.
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It wasn't attacking us.
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I-It was trying to tell me
something.
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"Have you seen my
extra-extra-large contact lens?"
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I think it's...
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afraid.
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[gasps]
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That sneaky monster hunter!
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I don't see talons anywhere.
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Or even arms!
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Hmmm.
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Me neither.
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There are no scratch marks
on the Aronnax.
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And he said it had claws!
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Where?
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I told you he was up
to something.
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What's that?
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There's something shiny
near the...
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I need you back inside.
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The creature's been
sighted again!
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The sea monster
has just been spotted
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returning to tiny,
defenseless Tweed Island.
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And I am in transit.
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Uh, save us Devil Daniels!
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IT'S COMING!
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Monster Hunter!
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Monster Hunter!
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He has action figures?
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Why don't we have
action figures?
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Will. Focus.
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People of Tweed Island.
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The day of reckoning
has arrived.
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I offer nothing but my toil,
sweat, tears
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and a promise...
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Oh, here we go.
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Cue the dramatic music.
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I shall fight it
on the beaches,
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I shall fight it on the seas
and oceans.
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I shall defend your island
and never surrender!
273
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,288
That's it.
274
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:03,722
Let's go!
275
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,270
Hello viewers.
276
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,039
A question here from
277
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,440
"Monster hater eight,
eight, six"
278
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,910
who asks: "Hunting: Is
it more preparation or luck?"
279
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,946
Excellent question.
280
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,582
I would say it's all about
good preparation.
281
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,552
Which is, of course, another way
of saying I make my own luck.
282
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:37,590
Aha!
283
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,425
Thar she blows!!
284
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,428
Oh no...
285
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,562
We're not gonna make it.
286
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,134
Almost too easy.
287
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,139
Come on...come ON...
288
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,410
Say goodbye, Monster.
289
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,247
Aaagh!
290
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,450
Brilliant.
291
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,951
A plot twist.
292
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,488
NO!
293
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,090
How dare you!
294
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:18,664
I'll head him off.
295
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,968
[panting]
296
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,643
No!
297
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,181
Aaarghhhhh!
298
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:36,081
Auugh.
299
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,088
Aaargh!!!!!
300
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,060
[panting]
301
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,261
Devil Daniels--
302
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,763
We need to talk.
303
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,766
Did he just run and hide?
304
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,768
[scoffs]
Some 'champion'.
305
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,503
Excuse me.
306
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,537
Mr Daniels?
307
00:13:58,604 --> 00:13:59,138
No.
308
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,172
No.
309
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,107
Don't say "Excuse me."
310
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,175
Sorry?
311
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,410
Stop apologizing.
312
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,178
Take charge!
313
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,780
Kick down my door!
314
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:08,681
[exasperated sigh]
315
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,083
...must I do everything myself?
316
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,387
Huh, I guess it's true,
317
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:16,855
the camera really does
add ten pounds.
318
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,697
[American accent] Just
look at you, Nektons!
319
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:25,431
Beautiful!
320
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,233
Ideal adversaries!
321
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,702
We have the bookish giant.
322
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:30,703
Excuse me?
323
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,438
The fiery conservationist.
324
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,173
Fiery!?
325
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,541
The skeptical teen.
326
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,610
I don't know about that.
327
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:41,614
And, finally, the excitable,
impulsive, non-stop child.
328
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,281
Thanks.
329
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,582
I have a fast metabolism.
330
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,352
Ho-ho, you guys
are perfect casting
331
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,387
for the villains of my story.
332
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,388
Villains?!
333
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,489
BUT!
334
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,791
Not quite villainous enough
for modern audiences.
335
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,427
So how about we re-shoot
your entrance, huh?
336
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,196
Mr Daniels, we need to talk-
337
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,164
Be more "aggressive"
for the camera!
338
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400
Hey, hey, if kicking the
door down doesn't work for you,
339
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,702
we can workshop
something else...?
340
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,338
If you just stop talking
for a second, I can-
341
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,640
Oh, lightbulb moment!
342
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,342
You drive a jet-ski
through the window!!
343
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,512
We are not going to be
a part of your ridiculous video!
344
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,181
Yeeeaaah, that's what
I'm talking about!
345
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,484
Work that anger!
346
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,486
Call off your hunt. Now!
347
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,620
Uh, let me think
for a second.
348
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,254
Ah -
349
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,422
No!
350
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,025
I am the most downloaded sea
adventurer on the planet.
351
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,027
I can't let down my fans.
352
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,030
Sometimes I care too much.
353
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,799
A true sea adventurer is
a guardian of the deep,
354
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,134
not a hunter.
355
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,435
"Guardian of the deep"!
356
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,070
Oh, that's great!
357
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,071
Very marketable!
358
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,507
You uh...you own
that catchphrase?
359
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,376
So either the monster
has these things for hands -
360
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,711
which would be totally cool
361
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,346
- or I'd say you were
lying about
362
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,248
how dangerous
this creature is.
363
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,850
Okay, so I exaggerate a tad.
364
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,485
The damage to those
fishing boats?
365
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,253
Old footage.
366
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,421
Great editing though.
367
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,455
And the fishermen?
368
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,324
Paid extras.
369
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,760
And paid way too much for those
lackluster performances.
370
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,796
So, you shoot, edit,
371
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:08,600
and broadcast everything
by yourself.
372
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,903
Ambitious little monster
hunter aren't you?
373
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,574
Okay, let's see what else
isn't real.
374
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,743
Listen, I give people
what they want,
375
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,312
danger and drama!
376
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,081
Cue the monster!
377
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,249
[roars]
378
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,588
C'mon big guy,
we're not the enemy...
379
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,690
It's okay, we'll help you.
380
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,126
[British accent]
Farewell, my valiant foes!
381
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:34,893
[grunts]
382
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,063
[gasps]
383
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,400
Blast!
384
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,437
He's taking the rover!
385
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,638
Not if I can help it!
386
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:47,940
Agh!
387
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,642
Gah!
388
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,443
Go!
389
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,978
He's coming for you!
390
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:56,815
Ugh, come on.
391
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,150
Come on!
392
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,452
Ha ha!
393
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,554
I love this machine!
394
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,691
Net launcher
verses monster!
395
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,394
And we'll be right back
for the thrilling climax.
396
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,899
[British accent]
And now
397
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,269
it's my net-launcher
against your colossal bulk!
398
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,838
Time for the Final Act
you magnificent,
399
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,242
but sadly doomed, beast!
400
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,643
[pained wail]
401
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,846
What is that thing...?
402
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,381
I can't let this happen!
403
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,683
I've got a plan but
you'll really hate it.
404
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,918
That's normal.
405
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,685
Huh?
406
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,357
We're going nowhere,
the intake valve is flooded.
407
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,291
Hold on tight.
408
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,159
Hit it!
409
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,394
Hang on!
410
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,329
Ahh, ahhhh.
411
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:44,863
Ant!
412
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,565
It's too dangerous!
413
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,367
How else can I get to him
in time?
414
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,469
It's a foolproof plan!
415
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,538
I'm thinking there could be
holes in the plan.
416
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,806
Personal opinion.
417
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,275
Have you got the slightest
idea what you're doing?
418
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,943
Technically? No.
419
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,611
Here - you're the pilot.
420
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,547
Dad let me show you something.
421
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:02,614
Whoarrrgh!
422
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,882
Eugh, sorry!
423
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,451
Ugh!
424
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,318
Note to self.
425
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,252
Swimming: good.
426
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,487
Flying: bad.
427
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,955
Augh!
428
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:10,856
What's that?
429
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,624
More video from
a few days ago.
430
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,026
He kept this quiet.
431
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,700
[pained whine]
432
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,836
I knew that shiny thing
wasn't natural....
433
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,838
Daniels attacked
the creature,
434
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,773
not the other way around.
435
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,274
Ant was right.
436
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,510
The creature was
never dangerous-
437
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,612
Daniels just makes
it dangerous.
438
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,980
What? Please repeat.
439
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,516
I said it wasn't dangerous.
440
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,218
No, the first sentence.
441
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:39,818
Ugh.
442
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,720
"Ant was right".
443
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,422
Please repeat!
444
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,423
Ant! Listen up.
445
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,625
Daniels is electro-shocking
the creature.
446
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:47,993
What? How?
447
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,595
A device in its skin!
448
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,897
Activated by his bracelet.
449
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,433
Ant, can you hear me?!
450
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,835
Can't talk, have to take
a deep breath.
451
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,637
What? Why...?
452
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,506
I'm coming big guy!
453
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,617
It's a giant sea horse.
454
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,525
Innocent boy in a world
of trouble.
455
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:24,496
His only hope - Devil Daniels,
Guardian of the Deep!
456
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:31,570
[pained whine]
457
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,805
Ohhh no you don't.
458
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,307
[roars]
459
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,844
Surely it's only a matter of
time before the beast prevails.
460
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,513
The boy's eyes plead...
461
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,683
"Save me Devil!"
462
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,652
But now at last...
463
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,820
the end-game!
464
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,556
[roars]
465
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,597
No!
466
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,033
[roar]
467
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,134
AUUUGH!
468
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:05,971
Uh oh.
469
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,878
[roars]
470
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,914
[whines]
471
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,850
[muffled scream]
472
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,786
This is still going out live
473
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,254
and it's getting
a bit too real.
474
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,825
[muffled yelling]
475
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,863
[muffled yelling]
476
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,403
It saved him?
477
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,539
Huh, even I wouldn't
do that.
478
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,074
Well, maybe I would,
479
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,077
but I'd sure have
to think about it.
480
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:49,014
[roars]
481
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,816
Whoooo-hoo-hoo!
482
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:51,984
Ahhhh!!
483
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:52,651
Haha!
484
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,187
AHHHH!
485
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,889
See? That's why we need
action figures.
486
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,063
Incredible!
487
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,632
I-i-it saved him!
488
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,567
After he tried to make
a trophy out of it!
489
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,503
I love that monster!
490
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,572
[American accent]
As I've always said...
491
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,475
[British accent] ...this
magnificent giant sea-horse
492
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,210
must be protected.
493
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,813
So vote to "save" on
my on-line petition.
494
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,485
This is Devil Daniels -
Guardian of the Deep.
495
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,053
He stole my catchphrase!
496
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,023
Oh well, at least
that's all he got.
497
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:31,990
Are we there yet?
498
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,425
Not for a few more hours.
499
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,094
It's a long way to the most
remote spot I know.
500
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,163
You think he'll be happy
way out there?
501
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,666
Will there be any
cameras around?
502
00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:41,833
No way.
503
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,201
He'll be happy.
504
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,803
You'll see when we get there.
505
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,107
Or...maybe...I could
keep him?
506
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:50,976
Forget it.
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