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Guys, I'm freaking out.
Dan O'Connell is performing at Essex
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and I just found out I get to be
his official student liaison.
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Wait, Dan O'Connell, the stand-up?
He's so funny.
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Yeah. I love his late night show.
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He's adorable.
He's so cute in his little suits.
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You guys know who he is?
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Yeah. He's, like, cool and famous.
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I guess I'm just not used to you guys
knowing anything about pop culture.
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It's like living with three of my grandma.
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I know things. Who told you guys that
Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz were cousins?
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Yeah. My fashion TikTok
was very well received
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until I forgot my password
and I couldn't log back in.
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So, what exactly does
a student liaison do?
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It sounds like a super exciting title.
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It is. I get to pick him up
from the airport,
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drive him back to campus,
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and make sure he has his favorite
turkey jerky in the green room.
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I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
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So you're basically
his free assistant for two days?
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Yeah. I mean, if I can get
this guy to think I'm funny,
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I could leverage it into the holy grail
for aspiring comedy writers,
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being an unpaid intern
on his late night show.
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That doesn't sound that good.
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No, it is. Unpaid internships have been
launching nepo babies and rich kids
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into successful careers for decades.
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- Is that Jackson?
- Hey!
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"Just checking in on you."
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Oh, my God. He's obsessed.
I have never once checked in on anyone.
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Okay, so first he calls you hot
at the KJ party, and then he, like,
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nurses you back to health
Jane Austen style. Y'all are gonna bone.
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I don't know. Ever since Jackson
took care of me after my procedure,
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things between us
have been, like, clinical.
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Oh, you got med-zoned?
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What's that?
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Med-zoned. You know,
he saw you looking weak and pitiful
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- and now that is how he sees you.
- Dude.
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Sorry, not pitiful,
just unsexual, sickly, like Tiny Tim.
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I'm Tiny Tim?
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Wait, I think it's hot
to take care of a sick guy.
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Totally. Women think
it's hot to take care of men.
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Men don't think
it's hot to take care of women.
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Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow,
it's all right there.
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As a reminder, I'm not sick.
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If Jackson was into you once,
he can be into you again.
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The whole med-zoned thing, it's not real.
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- Kimberly.
- Hey!
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Hey, I found these in the bathroom.
I think they're yours.
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Oh, no, those are not mine.
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It says they're leak-proof,
post-operative pads for heavy flow.
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No, my flow is pretty dainty.
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It has your name written
on the package. Kimberly Finkle.
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Cool. I'll just take those and you
can stop reading things on the package.
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Man, were you sick.
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I will never forget
how gray your face was.
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- Yeah.
- All right. Anyways, bye.
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I take it back, delete his number.
You two are done.
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In this lab, you will try to determine
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whether yeast are capable of metabolizing
fructose, sucrose, glucose and lactose.
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We will be breaking up in groups of three,
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so please find your name on the wall
for your assigned groups.
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Come on.
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Damn, dude.
That wasn't even under your breath.
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- Where's Bela?
- Bela is not gonna make it to class
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or lab today.
She has some comedy thing.
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Mmm. I don't really like funny things.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Well, I'm psyched
about this yeast experiment,
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which is not a sentence
I ever thought I'd say.
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Look, I'll handle this lab assignment
myself and get you all an A.
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I'd rather do the whole thing alone
than risk you or Bela messing it up.
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I don't need you
doing the assignment for me.
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I've been paying attention
and prepping for the lab, too.
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I'm gonna do a good job.
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Oh.
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Maybe I do like comedy.
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I'm just gonna do it.
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But if you really wanna be involved,
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you can design
the cover page for our report.
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Maybe find some cute clip art?
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Willow!
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Hey, friend. It is so good to see you.
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Hi.
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You're Whitney's roommate, right?
Kimberly, is it?
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Kimberly? You think I'm Kimberly?
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I'd slap you,
but I need something from you.
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Hey, y'all go ahead without me.
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- What's up?
- So you're a sophomore, right?
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And you know all the hot girls on campus?
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I am the keeper of that information. Yes.
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I had a run-in
with this girl the other day
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and I've never seen her before.
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So I was wondering
if you could tell me who she is
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and I did take a picture.
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Oh, my God. This is some stalker shit.
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Don't be dramatic. It's not stalking
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if the stalker
is just as hot as the victim.
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Shouldn't have said victim,
but could you just zoom in
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and see if you recognize her?
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Oh, I do know her. Her name is Tatum.
She's a junior on the tennis team.
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Yes. I knew I would figure it out.
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That girl looks exactly like you.
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Oh, are you in the twincest phase
of coming out?
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Twincest?
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Like I'm interested in Tatum
because she reminds me of me? No.
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Okay. That's gross.
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Lies. That's what I told myself
when I dated Jazmin.
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- Yeah, that's weird.
- Yes, it is. But it's not not hot.
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Do you think you know Tatum
well enough to introduce me?
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Do you want that enough
that you, like, buy me a jacket?
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- Are you serious?
- I am.
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I'm being friendly
but I consider this transactional.
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Fine. Yes. If you help me,
I will buy you a jacket.
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Okay. Deal. Now, I know this may be
a silly question to ask a white person,
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but do you own a tennis racket?
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Wilson or Babolat? I have both.
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We just need one.
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Well, you're probably wondering
why I called this staff meeting.
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This is one of the hardest things
I've ever had to say.
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Oh, no. Did someone die?
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In a way, yes.
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This is officially my last day at Sips.
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- I have been let go.
- Let go?
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Oh, no. They found some
weird shit on your computer, huh?
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I knew it. Oh, my God,
we're going to be on Dateline.
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No, it's nothing like that.
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The administration said,
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and I quote, "A student could do my job."
Can you believe that?
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- No.
- What?
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- That's crazy.
- It has been the honor of my life
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to oversee this place for 30 years.
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Thirty years? How old is this man?
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And we're gonna be starting
a little Venmo fund for a goodbye gift.
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Just a little something
to say thank you, Roger.
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So we, your employees,
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are going to be giving you,
our boss, money?
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- That is correct. I have no savings.
- Oh.
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Well, I think I can speak
for all of us when I say,
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words cannot espresso what you bean to us.
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- Oh, my God.
- Christ.
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Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
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Whatever you do next,
I hope it will mocha you very happy.
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Puns about coffee.
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That's my favorite.
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It's why you guys
are my best friends. Come here.
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I'm getting a little nervous
about meeting Dan.
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Should I say "hi" or "hello"
when I first see him?
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- Which word is funnier?
- Just try to be normal.
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I mean, I know you're
incapable of doing that.
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The good news is
it's an hour-long trip back to campus
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for some uninterrupted one on one,
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so I'll have him trapped.
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Do not use those words with him.
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I mapped out a route
that takes us by a Taco Bell
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because I came up
with a joke about Taco Bell.
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It adds 23 minutes to the trip,
but I think it's worth it.
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Bela, you sound insane.
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You just need to be yourself
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and I'm sure this guy
will think you're great and funny.
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Thank you. I needed to hear that.
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Shit, he's here. Okay. I got to go. Bye.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hello. I'm Bela Malhotra,
your student liaison.
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It's an honor to meet you
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and have the opportunity
to pick that brilliant brain of yours.
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Okay. I'll take care of your bag.
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- Oh, are you sure?
- Yeah. I go to the gym.
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You sure you wouldn't be
more comfortable up front?
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- I don't mind.
- That's great.
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Okay, great. I'll pull over.
Maybe at a Taco Bell that's coming up?
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You know, the funny thing about
Taco Bell is that even though it taste�
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Hey, sorry, I was talking
to my agent. Sorry.
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Look, listen,
I know that it's a Super Bowl ad,
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but mayonnaise just seems kind of gross.
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- Hey, Bela.
- Yeah?
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It's a little chilly back here.
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Yeah, I guess the question is,
how much mayo would I have to eat?
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I got you, boo. A cappuccino
and a white chocolate biscotti.
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And you drew Shakespeare in the foam.
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You're one of a kind, Lila.
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Isn't she great?
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- Yeah.
- She's definitely a big presence here.
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Enjoy it, Professor Dobson,
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and try not to fall asleep
on the table again.
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How could I, with a drink like this?
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Lila, I have sort of a crazy idea.
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That we should get new uniforms
now the management is changing? Agreed.
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Because this maroon polo
is not emphasizing my assets.
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No, Lila, I think you would be
a really good manager of Sips.
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You should apply for the job.
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You think I want Roger's job?
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You would make so much money
and you'd be the boss.
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What makes you think I'd have any interest
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in climbing the corporate ladder
of some little coffee shop?
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You're just personable and caring.
It's just an idea.
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Yeah, a bad one. I'm going on a break.
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Wait. How am I always
the only one working?
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Then she completely flew off the handle.
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I don't get what I said wrong.
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Telling somebody that they should do a job
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that you wouldn't want to do yourself?
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It's like telling someone
their mom is hot.
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No one wants to hear it.
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- Yours really is, though.
- For the last time, stop.
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Yeah. My day's been pretty bad, too.
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This Bio bro in Professor Harpin's class
keeps icing me out of our lab assignment.
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I'm sure he'll get us an A,
but still, it's infuriating.
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Not to be anti-feminist,
but I don't see the problem.
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I would die for somebody
to do my boring science homework.
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Okay. Believe it or not,
I genuinely like this class.
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We're determining the respiration rate
of yeast using different sugars.
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Who are you and what
have you done with Whitney?
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Okay, don't diss me
for liking science, math nerd.
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Math is objectively cooler
than Biochem. Ask anyone.
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Calculated variables are the shit.
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- You wish.
- Wait. Are you nerds?
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And am I the cool roommate now?
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No!
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Oh, shit.
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You good? You're eating
your food like you're mad at it.
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I just got a text from Dan.
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He has a zit. Duty calls.
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How did it go in the car?
Did he agree to read your stuff?
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The moment didn't feel right
so I haven't asked him yet.
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I didn't want to bug him
and come off like a try-hard.
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Why not? That's like one
of your defining qualities.
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It's okay. I have a plan.
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First I'll show him I'm about nothing
and don't respect myself,
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and then he'll hire me to keep doing that.
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Again, that doesn't sound like a good job.
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Okay.
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Yeah! That is match point! In your face!
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I know we agreed that I would lose to you,
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but you don't have to be
so annoying about it.
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It needs to be impressive.
Do you think she saw?
235
00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:23,982
Damn it. Tatum hasn't
looked over here once.
236
00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:26,151
I wonder if it's my backhand form.
237
00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:28,862
I think is that she doesn't know
or care who you are.
238
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,074
She is so indifferent.
239
00:10:32,783 --> 00:10:33,992
It is so fucking hot.
240
00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:36,245
Okay, they're taking a water break.
241
00:10:36,328 --> 00:10:37,871
This is our chance. Come on. Be cool.
242
00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:39,915
- Can I still peel my orange?
- Shh! No.
243
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,168
Hey, what's up, Kate?
244
00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:44,920
What are guys up to tonight?
Anything good?
245
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,839
I might go to that Dan O'Connell show.
246
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:51,260
My roommate helped organize it,
so I kind of have an in.
247
00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:56,765
Do you think you might go?
It's Tatum, right?
248
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,059
Yeah. No, I'm not really
into campus-sponsored events.
249
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,353
But that should be fun for, like, Gen Pop.
250
00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:05,273
Oh, agree. Agreed.
I hate campus-sponsored events.
251
00:11:05,357 --> 00:11:07,943
Oh, my God. I was only going
so I can, like, make fun of it.
252
00:11:08,026 --> 00:11:09,987
Just own it if that's what you're into.
253
00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:12,489
All right, come on. Let's get back to it.
254
00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:15,117
That was humiliating.
255
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,161
Not only did she reject me,
but she condemned my personhood.
256
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,455
I'm really sorry. It happens to everyone.
257
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:23,625
No. Not young, beautiful, blonde women
who have gone to the Met Gala.
258
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:24,793
You're losing me.
259
00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:26,169
Take my credit card. Buy your jacket.
260
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,338
Like, right now?
261
00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:36,471
It's your lucky day.
262
00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:38,432
I brought fancy donuts, coffee,
263
00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:41,393
and my big ol' brain
to help us destroy this lab.
264
00:11:41,476 --> 00:11:43,562
First of all, I hate this kind of donut.
265
00:11:43,645 --> 00:11:46,273
I don't need, like,
a slice of bacon on my donut.
266
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:48,150
And, secondly, why are you here?
267
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,568
I told you not to come.
268
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:52,237
Well, I don't just do
what you tell me to, bro.
269
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,281
Look, I know your mom
is a senator or whatever,
270
00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:56,074
so I've been trying to be respectful.
271
00:11:56,158 --> 00:11:57,492
This is your respectful?
272
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,786
But this class is important to me.
273
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,955
I want to go to med school
and be a doctor.
274
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:05,333
I'm not some rich soccer jock party girl
275
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,419
whose mom will bankroll
the rest of my life.
276
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:09,379
You don't know me at all.
277
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,715
I've been working my ass off in this class
278
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,133
and I understand this lab.
279
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,885
Give me a chance to prove that I�
280
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,636
Shit. Fuck.
281
00:12:17,512 --> 00:12:21,349
Well, I'll hand it to you,
you did destroy this lab.
282
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,606
Kimberly, wait up.
283
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:28,732
Oh, hey.
284
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:32,944
It's a latte. I drew Elena Kagan
on it because I know you'd like her,
285
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:35,071
but then I tripped
on the way coming over here,
286
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,531
so now she looks like Chris Farley.
287
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,411
I'm sorry if suggesting
the manager jobs at Sips was insulting.
288
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,997
I just thought about who
I would want to be my boss
289
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,707
and it would obviously be you.
290
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,125
Girl, I overreacted.
291
00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,877
Honestly, I think I'd be good at it, too.
292
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,546
But the idea of interviewing for it,
it scares me.
293
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:54,174
I've never been good at interviews.
294
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,967
You're not good at interviewing?
295
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,302
I don't believe that.
296
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,971
You can be so charming
when you're not angry or hungry.
297
00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:02,140
Thank you, bitch. I agree.
298
00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:04,768
I'm charming as shit. It's an aura.
299
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,270
But for some reason,
300
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,523
when people
with authority ask me questions,
301
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:12,734
I get so nervous.
302
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,277
But everyone gets nervous.
303
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,446
It shouldn't stop you
from going after the job if you want it.
304
00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:19,449
You know what? Let's do a mock interview.
305
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,826
We can practice and that way
you won't be nervous on the day.
306
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:30,543
Okay. But I have never done role playing
outside of a sexual context.
307
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:31,920
I believe in you.
308
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:33,046
- Okay.
- Yeah.
309
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:34,172
Let's do this.
310
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,888
Again, sorry you were cold.
311
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:43,765
They're gonna make sure
the temperature is exactly at 75.
312
00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:46,643
Thank you. Yes. It's just
the cold is, like, hurting my bones.
313
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,981
Hey, I just want to say
you've been such an inspiration to me.
314
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,233
I've been trying to play it cool
but I'm a huge comedy nerd,
315
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,026
and I hope to do cool stuff
like you one day.
316
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,194
That's really sweet to hear.
317
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,864
- You know, I was like you in college.
- Really?
318
00:13:59,948 --> 00:14:01,950
Conan O'Brien did a show
at UPenn when I was there,
319
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:05,912
and I was so nervous to meet him
that my hand was dripping with sweat.
320
00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:08,498
Well, that's me right now,
but it's my armpits.
321
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,791
Shouldn't have worn wool.
322
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,544
Hey, if you like comedy,
323
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:14,170
I actually have a question
you can be helpful with.
324
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,757
- Oh, my God. Yes.
- Yeah. So, can you tell me, like,
325
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:20,802
any details about what's
going on at Essex these days?
326
00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,387
Okay. Let me think.
327
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,513
Yeah.
328
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,307
A sophomore got trampled
in the crowd at Fajita Night.
329
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:30,103
A bunch of students are suing the school
for being scalded by the showers.
330
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:33,023
Okay. Well, maybe not those.
331
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,609
The girls' softball team
got suspended for doing MDMA.
332
00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:39,237
Really? High female athletes
333
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,698
tripping balls instead of throwing them.
334
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,991
That's perfect.
335
00:14:43,074 --> 00:14:44,117
Thank you.
336
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,580
Hey, I love your show
337
00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:51,416
and would kill to be
considered for an internship.
338
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,085
It would mean the world to me
and I would do such a good job.
339
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,754
You know what? Send me your resume.
340
00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:58,965
I'm always setting up new projects
and we're always looking for free labor.
341
00:14:59,049 --> 00:15:00,800
Oh, my God. Thank you.
342
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:02,093
Of course.
343
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,219
It's time to go on.
344
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,637
Okay, great. Thank you.
345
00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,058
- Here we go.
- Have a good show.
346
00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,186
Yes!
347
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:18,151
Please welcome to the stage,
Dan O'Connell.
348
00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:22,489
Hello! My goodness.
349
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,032
Holy cow.
350
00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:26,201
Hello, Essex College!
351
00:15:27,744 --> 00:15:30,997
Oh, God! A little amped up, are we?
352
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:35,710
Yeah, well, have we been
partying with the girls' softball team?
353
00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:38,338
That's what I thought.
354
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,423
A student named Bela
helped me with that one.
355
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,091
Thank you, Bela.
356
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,303
So, who's single?
357
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,765
Okay,
so I'll play the interviewer.
358
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,725
Thank you so much
for applying for the job.
359
00:15:50,809 --> 00:15:52,393
What made you interested in it?
360
00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:54,229
Easy, the money and the power, bitch.
361
00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:55,480
That might be too honest.
362
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,732
And I don't think you
should call the interviewer "bitch."
363
00:15:57,816 --> 00:15:59,526
My authenticity is my greatest gift.
364
00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:00,652
Let's start over.
365
00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:02,779
How are your customer relations?
366
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,866
So good. And I'm not above
giving a butt-squeeze to a good tipper.
367
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,661
That is problematic and, I think, illegal.
368
00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:11,120
Can you take this seriously?
369
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,873
Kimberly, this is impossible.
370
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:16,960
I can't be this polite,
professional little Miss Perfect.
371
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,296
You don't have to be perfect.
You just have to show them the real Lila.
372
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,300
Not the tough, outrageous Lila
who doesn't care what people think,
373
00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:26,344
the one who does care.
374
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:28,513
I don't think I can do this.
375
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,639
Yes, you can.
376
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:34,811
Now, again, why do you, Lila Flores,
wanna be the manager of Sips?
377
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:38,189
I started working at Sips
because I needed the money.
378
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:41,401
But then, I actually starting liking it.
379
00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:44,112
I like scheduling.
380
00:16:44,195 --> 00:16:48,241
I like making oat milk lattes
and seeing how happy it makes people.
381
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,327
Sips is my community.
382
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:55,456
And I want the chance to be
the leader of my community.
383
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,836
That was so great.
384
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,796
- It was?
- Yes.
385
00:17:02,797 --> 00:17:06,217
Yes, honey! I'm gonna
breathe and body this thing!
386
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:08,511
And just remember
the most important thing I told you.
387
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,180
I know. Wear a bra. I got this.
388
00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,475
And he used my joke!
389
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,936
Well, not my joke exactly,
but my observation,
390
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,396
which he turned
into a funny topical shout-out,
391
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:19,772
which is like quarter of a joke, I think.
392
00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:23,609
And he agreed to consider you
for an internship? That's amazing!
393
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:26,112
I know, right? But right now
I need to hurry up and get him a beer.
394
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:27,780
He specified that he wanted it ice cold.
395
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:29,741
Yeah, cool. I got it.
Can I get a beer, please?
396
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,826
- No, that's okay, I would�
- Let's go! I'm dying to meet him.
397
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,121
Nice to meet you guys.
398
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:38,166
One icy cold beer,
I heard you weirdly like them like that.
399
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:40,043
- Thanks, man.
- Dan, this is Eric.
400
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,210
I'm a huge fan.
401
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,004
And I'm the editor-in-chief
of the Catullan.
402
00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:44,756
The Catullan? No shit!
403
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:46,924
Like, half my writing staff
is from the Catullan.
404
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,551
You run the whole thing?
405
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,345
Look, that's only a big deal
to, like, two dozen people in the world.
406
00:17:51,429 --> 00:17:52,847
So I'm really glad you're one of them.
407
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:55,975
You know what? People said
late night variety shows were dead,
408
00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:57,685
but you're, like, making them cool again.
409
00:17:57,769 --> 00:17:58,811
Thanks, man.
410
00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:01,647
You know, it is so much work,
so it really means a lot.
411
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:03,691
You know, you guys should really work
412
00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:05,401
on your writers' submission
packets for the show.
413
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,071
- Writers' packet?
- Yeah.
414
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,448
Hypothetically, what do you like
to see in a typical writers' packet?
415
00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:13,868
Well, ideally, it would be
50 monologue jokes,
416
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:16,037
three pages of segment ideas,
417
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,498
a handful of sketches,
some hard-hitting desk pieces,
418
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,208
and nothing I've ever seen before.
419
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,375
I'm gonna be real with you, Dan.
420
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:24,420
I don't have any of that stuff,
but I'm gonna work really hard tonight
421
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,630
and make sure you get it for tomorrow.
422
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,048
Dan, I actually have a packet
that meets that criteria
423
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,258
and I would love to have it be considered.
424
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,052
Yeah, sure.
You know, hey, give me your phone.
425
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,304
Yeah, come on.
I'm gonna put in my info in it.
426
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,556
I like your attitude.
427
00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:38,518
- There you go.
- Thanks.
428
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,685
Well, if you excuse me,
429
00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:41,896
I'm gonna find a bathroom
in this frat house
430
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:44,690
and I really hope
a drunk guy hugs me at the urinal.
431
00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:46,943
All right, have fun.
432
00:18:48,903 --> 00:18:50,696
- What the hell was that?
- What?
433
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,406
You know how important this was to me.
434
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,408
I've been Dan's slave for two days now.
435
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,369
I had to get him a Zyrtec
at 2:00 a.m. last night
436
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:57,912
because Vermont makes him sneezy.
437
00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:01,123
Bela, in case you forgot,
being a comedy writer is also my dream.
438
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,042
Yeah, but I clearly had dibs on him.
439
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,503
Dibs? Are you serious?
This is my future, too.
440
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,338
That doesn't change
just because we're dating.
441
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:08,881
I'm gonna do whatever it takes,
just like you.
442
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,348
Great. So instead
of being here until 2:00 a.m,
443
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:18,724
we'll be here until morning.
444
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:22,520
And now I'm stress-eating
your crappy donuts. Are you happy?
445
00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:26,440
Wait, you made a mistake.
446
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:29,610
By not tricking you into thinking
the lab was in a different building?
447
00:19:29,694 --> 00:19:30,945
Yeah, that was a mistake.
448
00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:32,446
No, in the lab.
449
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,990
I'm looking at your work,
450
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,284
and your penmanship is horrible,
by the way,
451
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,868
but your math is off.
452
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:40,913
We're measuring the rate
of CO2 as the yeast respires.
453
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,999
Yeast can metabolize sugar in two ways,
454
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,585
but you didn't account
for aerobic and anaerobic.
455
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:48,504
I probably just made an error
because you were distracting me.
456
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,131
You did this before I got here.
457
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,259
I guess� I did.
458
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:55,261
You did what?
459
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:57,847
I made a mistake.
460
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,223
I guess it's a good thing I came,
461
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:01,892
otherwise you'd have ended up
doing the entire thing wrong.
462
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,438
You should be grateful
I spilled on your papers.
463
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:08,232
Okay, you did one thing right,
let's not get carried away.
464
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,986
But thank you for catching that.
465
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,509
Oh, my God, it's Tatum.
466
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:38,554
Do not look, okay? I had a super
embarrassing run-in with her earlier.
467
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:39,722
Wait, that girl?
468
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,933
Earlier I talked to her
for like 20 minutes thinking it was you.
469
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:44,310
Leighton, you should go say hi.
470
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,729
I can't. It was brutal. All right?
471
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,523
My only move now is to avoid her
at all costs until I graduate.
472
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,484
Sometimes you build things up in your head
473
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:52,610
and they're really not as bad as�
474
00:20:54,028 --> 00:20:56,030
Oh, my God, she hates us.
475
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:58,741
I didn't know it was possible
to bully someone with just your eyes.
476
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,458
Sorry.
477
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,755
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
478
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,299
How was the comedy show?
479
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,676
You know what? It was great.
480
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,971
There was nothing cool about it,
but I fucking loved it.
481
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:24,016
It was fun to be around
other excited Gen Pop,
482
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,143
all enjoying something together.
483
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:27,353
Wow, okay.
484
00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:31,107
So you can be as judgmental
as you want, but I promise you, babe,
485
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,943
there is no way you're
as judgmental as me.
486
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,361
Oh, really?
487
00:21:35,444 --> 00:21:38,823
Yeah, like, you know, I used to have
those exact same Prada boots
488
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,743
until I realized that they were way
too many seasons old to keep in my closet.
489
00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:47,164
Damn! Okay. I've never been
Prada shamed before.
490
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,291
Here. Put your number in my phone.
491
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,715
917. Cool.
492
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:57,967
I'm from New York, too.
493
00:21:58,634 --> 00:21:59,885
I just texted you.
494
00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:02,555
New York, huh?
495
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,975
Brave thing to say
when you're a 516 number.
496
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,726
Long Island. How sad.
497
00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:18,487
Oh, my God, that's Jackson.
498
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,906
Wait, that's Jackson?
499
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,533
He looks like Thor's stand-in.
500
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,577
Yeah, I know. But it doesn't matter.
501
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,496
He saw me at my lowest point
and now that's all he associates me with.
502
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,249
- I've been med-zoned, which means�
- Yeah, I get it.
503
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:31,834
You need to practice what you preach.
504
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,129
I thought no one would ever see me
as manager material, but you did.
505
00:22:35,212 --> 00:22:38,215
And just because no one would ever see you
506
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:43,262
in a million, billion years pulling that
luscious Midwestern corn-fed motherfucker
507
00:22:43,345 --> 00:22:45,306
does not mean that
he might not be into it.
508
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,561
Go get him.
509
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,357
Hey, champ! How you feeling today?
510
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:58,360
While I appreciate your concern, I'm good.
511
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:02,364
Like, 100% healed.
Not fragile, not Tiny Tim, I'm good.
512
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:03,741
It's almost as if it never happened.
513
00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:06,660
So you don't have to ask me
how I am anymore.
514
00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:10,247
I'm ready for anything.
515
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,125
Is that so?
516
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:30,934
Are you looking at my arms?
517
00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:34,938
No, I mean, I thought you had a stain
on your shirt, but you don't.
518
00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:38,359
It's okay. I don't mind.
519
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,366
So I'm gonna head out.
520
00:23:45,449 --> 00:23:47,701
Yeah, sounds good. Good night.
521
00:23:47,785 --> 00:23:48,827
Good night.
522
00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:08,889
I'm officially serving corporate realness!
523
00:24:08,972 --> 00:24:10,307
I got the job!
524
00:24:10,391 --> 00:24:12,351
- Oh, my God!
- Hey. Congratulations.
525
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:13,936
I'm so happy the interview went well!
526
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:17,981
I still blurted out a few awkward
and highly inappropriate things,
527
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,317
but I got the earnest shit out first,
so they ate it up!
528
00:24:20,401 --> 00:24:24,238
Should we honor your achievement
by ending our shift early�
529
00:24:24,321 --> 00:24:26,240
And playing a little pong at the KJ house?
530
00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:27,366
Are you out of your minds?
531
00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:29,910
Cutting out early to dick around
on the company's dime?
532
00:24:29,993 --> 00:24:32,121
Not on my watch. Get back to work!
533
00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:35,165
We're just trying to celebrate you!
534
00:24:35,249 --> 00:24:37,543
Yeah, but the thing is�
535
00:24:38,752 --> 00:24:41,004
I work for the man now, bitches.
536
00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:45,175
And I found out I get a big ol' bonus
if I keep profits up.
537
00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:46,802
Oh, I'm gonna like this.
538
00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:49,138
I can't believe I miss Roger.
539
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:56,228
How's your packet going?
540
00:24:56,854 --> 00:24:59,148
I've never seen you pull
an all-nighter before. I'm impressed.
541
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,358
And it was way easier
to sleep without all your snoring.
542
00:25:01,441 --> 00:25:04,778
I don't know how to do
any of this shit. It's so annoying.
543
00:25:04,862 --> 00:25:07,573
The only reason Eric even knows is
because of years of patriarchal access
544
00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:08,782
to the old boys' network.
545
00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:11,743
Oh, my God, it is way too early
for all this angry feminist shit.
546
00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,704
I'll never gonna have
this submission in before Eric,
547
00:25:13,787 --> 00:25:15,289
and his is gonna be so much better.
548
00:25:16,373 --> 00:25:18,667
Hey. He's got nothing on you. Okay?
549
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,670
You make me laugh every single day,
even when you don't mean to.
550
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,590
- You're funny as hell.
- Thank you.
551
00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:27,134
I'm sure that you've
already impressed Dan.
552
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:30,596
You've just got to take every
opportunity to make him remember you.
553
00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:50,782
Hey! Whoa.
554
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,911
Oh, thank you.
555
00:25:53,994 --> 00:25:56,663
You know, no one should look
that good this early in the morning.
556
00:25:56,747 --> 00:25:57,915
That's why I look like shit.
557
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:01,960
I have the car downstairs,
ready to take you to the airport.
558
00:26:02,044 --> 00:26:03,545
Great. I'll get my luggage.
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