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- SUGAR,

SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...

IS BEING ATTACKED BY AN ANGRY MONSTER!

- [ALL SCREAMING]

- AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THAT BABY CARRIAGE!

- [SCREECHING]

- [ALL CHEERING]

- YAY! HOORAY FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

GEE! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THERE HAD BEEN

A BABY IN THAT CARRIAGE?

- [BABY SCREAMING]

- OOF!

- AND ONCE AGAIN, PEACE IS RESTORED.

- OH, THANK GOODNESS!

- HERE YOU GO, LADY!

YOU HAVE A REALLY CUTE BABY.

- I KNOW.

BUT THAT'S NOT MY BABY.

- OH, HEE HEE. SORRY.

HERE YOU GO.

- THAT'S NOT MY BABY.

- IS IT YOUR BABY? - NOPE.

- IS IT YOUR BABY? - NO.

- IS IT YOUR BABY? - YEAH.

OW! UH, NO.

THAT'S NOT MY BABY.

- HEY, PEOPLE!

DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE BABY THIS IS?

- SORRY. - NO.

- NOT MY BABY. - NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.

- IT'S NOT MINE. - CAN'T HELP YOU.

- SORRY. - NOT MINE.

- IT'S NOT MINE. - DON'T KNOW WHOSE BABY THAT IS.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- SO, NOW WHAT?

- I GUESS WE FIND MORE MOMS.

- DO YOU KNOW WHOSE BABY THIS IS?

- I'M SORRY. DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE I KNOW.

- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS BABY?

- NOPE, SORRY. NOT FAMILIAR AT ALL.

- IS THIS YOUR BABY?

- MY BABY?

THAT THING DON'T LOOK NOTHIN' LIKE ME!

NOPE!

- I DON'T GET IT.

- I KNOW. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BIG BABY.

- NO! I MEAN, WE'VE ASKED EVERY WOMAN IN TOWNSVILLE,

AND NOBODY HAS EVER EVEN SEEN THIS BABY BEFORE.

- SO, LET'S JUST FIND A BABYSITTER.

- GIRLS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SCHOOL GOT OUT 5 HOURS AGO.

- [TOGETHER] UM...

- WE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

- OH! IS IT AN APPLE?

WELL, I JUST LOVE SWEET, LITTLE AP--

AAH!

A--A B-BABY?

- SEE? I TOLD YOU SHE'D LOVE A SWEET, LITTLE BABY.

- GIRLS, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING?

- WELL, WE'RE LOOKING FOR HIS MOTHER,

AND WE JUST NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTER HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

- [TOGETHER] PLEASE?

- OH, NO, GIRLS! NO, NO.

I'M SORRY.

- BUT, MS. KEANE, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED KIDS.

- WELL, OF COURSE I DO!

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE GRADING HOMEWORK

SO ALL OF MY 23 KIDS CAN GET THE EDUCATION THEY DESERVE.

BECAUSE I LOVE KIDS.

- [TOGETHER] BUT--BUT--

- ALL RIGHTY, GIRLS, LET'S GET MOVING.

BIG DAY TOMORROW.

- [TOGETHER] OK.

- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY?

LOOK, GIRLS, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU,

BUT I ALREADY HAVE A BABY TO TAKE CARE OF.

- YOU HAVE A BABY, MS. BELLUM?

- WAH!

WHY CAN'T WE NAME MAIN STREET AFTER ME?

HUMPH!

- AS YOU CAN SEE, GIRLS... A BIG BABY.

- OOH! BABY? I'LL TAKE A BABY!

I LOVE BABIES!

- UH, SORRY, MR. MAYOR.

UH, YOU SEEM REALLY BUSY AROUND HERE.

- WHAT? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!

- OH, MAYOR, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR WARM MILK.

- OOH! MILKY! MILKY! MILKY!

[SUCKING]

- BABY.

- [KIDS SCREAMING]

- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIKE KIDS.

- WELL, GIRLS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE LOOKING AFTER A BABY.

- I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA.

- WELL, UNTIL WE CAN FIND HIS MOTHER,

WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

- MAYBE IF WE SHOW THAT WE CAN TAKE CARE OF A BABY,

THE PROFESSOR WILL LET US HAVE A HAMSTER!

- YEAH! - A HAMSTER!

- I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

WE'RE SUPERHEROES!

- [CRYING]

- IS IT BROKEN?

- MAYBE IT'S HUNGRY.

- WHAT DO THEY EVEN EAT?

- I KNOW JUST THE THING!

VEGGIE BURGER!

- BABIES DON'T EVEN HAVE TEETH, STUPID!

HE CAN'T CHEW A VEGGIE BURGER!

- THAT'S WHY I CHEWED IT FOR HIM.

- [TOGETHER] BUBBLES!

- THAT IS SO GROSS!

- BIRDS DO IT, AND THEY'RE NOT GROSS.

- UGH! THEY EAT WORMS!

- OK! LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING

THAT'S ALREADY SOFT.

- HOW ABOUT CHILI?

- UGH! PEE-EW!

- EWW! LOOKS LIKE HE ALREADY HAD CHILI!

- UGH. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

- I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CHANGE HIM, BLOSSOM.

- ME? WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO IT?

- SHE'S RIGHT, SIS.

AS THE RESPONSIBLE ONE, IT'S YOUR DUTY.

GET IT? YOUR "DUTY?"

HEH HEH.

- HEE HEE! HEE HEE!

"DUTY"!

- WHY DON'T YOU DO IT? YOU LIKE TO STINK.

- I ONLY LIKE MY OWN STINK.

WHY DOESN'T BUBBLES DO IT?

SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT BEING A BABY.

- OK, GIRLS, LET'S PULL OURSELVES TOGETHER.

WE'LL DO IT AS A TEAM.

THIS IS GONNA BE EASY!

- [TOGETHER] YEAH, HAMSTER!

- [BABY LAUGHING]

- OW! OW!

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

- GEE, BLOSSOM,

WHAT HAPPENED TO "THIS IS GONNA BE EASY"?

SEE HOW CUTE HE IS WITH OCTY?

[SQUEAK]

JUST LOOK AT THE CUTE--EWW!

OK, LET'S PLAY NICE NOW.

EEK!

OCTY!

- OH, QUIT BEING SUCH A BABY, BUBBLES.

WE'RE SUPERHEROES! HEY, WATCH IT!

OH, WE GOTTA GET RID OF THIS THING!

- OK.

- ALL RIGHT, THEN.

TOMORROW, WE FIND HIS MOM,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL.

NOW, LET'S JUST GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

- WAAH! WAAH! WAAH! WAAH!

- [TOGETHER] YOUR TURN, BUBBLES!

- WAAH! WAAH!

[COOING]

- [TOGETHER] HEE HEE HEE!

- YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, HE DOES MAKE CUTE NOISES.

- [LOUD BELCH]

- WHAT WAS IN THAT MILK?

- NOTHING.

EXCEPT VEGGIE BURGER.

- [CRYING]

[CLOCK TICKING]

[CRYING STOPS]

- GIRLS! GIRLS! THE BABY'S GONE!

- SPREAD OUT!

- BABY! - BABY!

- HERE, BABY, BABY!

UH, GIRLS?

- OH! DO YOU THINK HE WENT OUTSIDE?

- [GROWLING]

- [ALL GASP]

[CAR HORN]

- MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL THE PROFESSOR!

- ARE YOU CRAZY?

HE WON'T EVEN LET US HAVE A PET, REMEMBER?

- YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA, TOUGH GUY?

- HEY, GUYS, THERE HE IS!

- WE SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP A BETTER EYE ON THAT THING.

[BABY'S STOMACH RUMBLING]

- AND WE REALLY NEED TO WATCH WHAT WE FEED HIM.

- [TOGETHER] UH-HUH.

[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]

[BABY CRYING]

- MY BACK IS KILLING ME.

- OH, THAT CRYING IS WHAT'S KILLING ME!

- ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW TIRED I AM.

- OH, WE GOTTA DITCH THAT THING.

- WAAH! WAAH!

- IT'S NOT OUR BABY!

- I KNOW,

BUT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT

IN A BASKET ON SOMEONE'S DOORSTEP.

- WHY NOT? THEY DO IT ON TV.

- WELL, WE'RE NOT ON TV.

- SHE'S RIGHT. WE'VE GOT TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

- [CRYING]

- I SAW SOME BASKETS DOWNTOWN.

- WHERE DID YOU SEE THOSE BASKETS?

HEY! THERE'S THAT MONSTER FROM YESTERDAY!

- LET'S GO SOCK IT IN THE FACE!

- IT LOOKS SAD.

- MY BABY!

- NICE TRY, MONSTER.

BUT THIS BABY DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU.

SEE? OH!

HE MELTED!

- HA HA! YES!

- HA HA HA! NO, HE DIDN'T MELT.

HE JUST MOLTED.

THAT FORM YOU SAW HIM IN WAS JUST AN UGLY LARVA STAGE.

- [TOGETHER] EWW!

- OH! HE'S MOMMY'S LITTLE TERROR!

MM-HMM!

- [BABY GIGGLING]

- YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[STOMPING]

- HEY, WATCH IT!

- SHE CAN'T DO THAT!

- HEY! LET IT GO, BUTTERCUP.

THAT BABY IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.

- AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DIAPER IS CHANGED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

OOH! HOLD THE CHILI.

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL, SUNNY DAY,

AND THERE'S NOT A SIGN OF TROUBLE ON THE--HUH?

[SMACK] UGH!

[WHAP] UNH!

[GRUNTING AND SMACKING]

- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE--

A CITY THAT WHILE BEING A CITY,

IS FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON CALLED "TOWN."

AND NOT ONLY IS IT CALLED A TOWN, BUT ALSO A "VILLE,"

THUS MAKING IT A CITY, TOWN, AND VILLAGE--

WHICH SEEMS TO ME TO BE REDUNDANT AND REPETITIVE,

WHICH CAN BE QUITE ANNOYING IF YOU ASK ME.

WHICH YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO,

FOR NOW I, MOJO JOJO, AM IN CHARGE OF...

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND SUNNY.

AND FRANKLY, I'M TIRED OF IT!

SO, I SAY INSTEAD, THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE IT IS A LITTLE OVERCAST,

THUS CUTTING DOWN ON THE INCESSANT HEAT WAVE

WE'VE BEEN HAVING.

AND IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF THIS CITY, TOWN, VILLE, WHATEVER,

AT THE UTONIUM CHATEAU, THERE ARE 3 LITTLE GIRLS--

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP.

- GEE, THE WEATHER SURE DID CHANGE SUDDENLY.

- AND THOUGH THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE SPENDING

A PEACEFUL DAY AT HOME,

THEY HURRIEDLY HEAD FOR THE CITY TO DO MY BIDDING!

- HMM. FOR SOME STRANGE REASON,

I FEEL COMPELLED TO GO INTO THE CITY.

- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. LET'S GO.

- AS THEY HEAD OUT, THEY PASS BY THEIR FATHER OF SORTS,

PROFESSOR UTONIUM.

- HI, GIRLS.

LOOK WHAT I JUST DUG UP FROM THE GARAGE.

IT'S MY OLD PSEUDO- SUBATOMIC-QUASAR-DEBABBLER.

IT PICKS UP INTERGALACTIC RADIO WAVES FROM DISTANT STARS

AND DECODES THEM INTO CRACKLES AND POPS.

HA HA! THE HOURS WE WOULD SIT THERE ENTHRALLED

BY THE SOUNDS OF COSMIC STATIC!

- BLAH BLAH BLAH,

I GROW TIRED OF PROFESSOR UTONIUM'S ENDLESS BANTER.

AND AS I GROW TIRED OF IT, SO DO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS,

FOR I AM IN CONTROL!

- IS THAT ALL, PROFESSOR? WE'RE KIND OF IN A HURRY.

- WELL, I JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE

A BIT OF UTONIUM HISTORY WITH YOU.

- AH, SHUT UP! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE?

- UM, I THINK YOU JUST DISSED THE PROFESSOR.

- SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.

- OH, WELL, I, UM, DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU GIRLS

FROM ANY IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

- I'M SORRY, PROFESSOR.

WE'RE JUST IN A REAL HURRY TO GET INTO TOWN.

- OH, DON'T MENTION IT. HA! I UNDERSTAND.

WHY, I REMEMBER WHEN THE PREMIERE ISSUE

OF "EXTREME CHEMICAL PHYSICS" CAME OUT.

WHY, I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO GET A COPY, I--

UH, OH, IS THE LATEST ISSUE OUT ALREADY?

- AS THE GIRLS HEAD TO THE CITY IN A HURRIED MANNER,

THEY--WAIT A MINUTE! HOLD UP!

- OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS BABY A WHIRL!

- AND TO THE PROFESSOR, THEY EACH GAVE A SWIFT KICK.

WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM!

NO! NOT ONE BIT!

- HMM. MAYBE I SHOULD CURB THEIR SUGAR INTAKE.

- AND OFF THOSE GIRLS FLY TO THE CITY--

NO, WALK!

- UGH! WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO WALK, ANYWAY?

ANYONE CAN SEE THESE FEET AREN'T DESIGNED FOR WALKING.

- AT LEAST IT'S NOT RAINING.

- THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

AND SO, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS STEAL MANY JEWELS TO MY LIKING--

MEANING THE MOST EXPENSIVE ONES WHICH CONTAIN

THE TOPMOST QUALITY AND CLARITY.

- NICE.

- THEN, THEY HEAD TO THE BANK.

[BOOM]

- THANKS!

- UM...YOU'RE WELCOME?

- AND NEXT, IT IS OFF TO THE MUSEUM WHERE--HOLD UP.

WHILE FLYING PAST TOWNSVILLE HALL,

THE GIRLS STOP IN AND GIVE THAT MAYOR A SWIFT KICK AS WELL!

- POWERPUFF GIRLS! TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE?

OW!

HEY! THERE'S MY MR. PICKLE ACTION FIGURE!

I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THAT.

THANKS, POWERPUFF GIRLS!

OH, MR. PICKLE.

- THEN, OFF TO THE MUSEUM, WHERE FINE ART IS PROCURED,

AND THE FINER THE BETTER.

FINALLY, WITH A BAG FULL OF LOOT,

THE GIRLS HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE LAIR

OF THAT MOST INGENIOUS, BRILLIANT,

AND AMAZINGLY SMART MOJO JOJO.

UPON ARRIVING, THE GIRLS DO NOT CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING,

WHICH HAS COST THE OWNER OF SAID LAIR INNUMERABLE DOLLARS.

BUT GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.

THEN, THEY...WIPE THEIR FEET! YES!

- BUTTERCUP,

I DON'T THINK THAT BAG OF BOOTY'S

GONNA FIT THROUGH THAT DOORWAY.

- OH, YOU BETCHA IT WILL!

- CAREFULLY, THEY PUT THE BOOTY IN THEIR DESIGNATED PLACES

WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PUT.

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THEY DESTROY EACH OTHER!

I AMEND THAT.

THEY CAREFULLY DESTROY EACH OTHER

WITHOUT FURTHER HARMING THE AREA

IN WHICH THEY ARE DESTROYING EACH OTHER IN.

HELLO? TESTING...TESTING.

STOP!

- [SCREAMING]

- STOP! CEASE! DESIST!

STOP! STOP!

STOP! [BOOM]

[CRASH]

STOP! STOP! STOP!

- [GIRLS SHOUTING AT ONCE]

- OOH! THIS THING NEVER DOES WHAT I WANT TO DO.

WHAT AM I GONNA-- UH, HIT THIS BUTTON.

[SPUTTERING]

I HAVEN'T DUSTED THIS KEYBOARD IN SO LONG.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T SEE ANY--WAAH!

[GRUNTING]

- [GIRLS SHOUTING AT ONCE]

- [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE--

OH, I CAN'T GET THIS TO-- HIT THIS BUTTON HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO?!

AW, YOU'VE NEVER DONE...

CONTROL-ALT-DELETE! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE!

CONTROL-ALT-DELETE!

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MONKEY BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

[MUFFLED] DESTROY EACH OTHER.

UH, GO HOME!

- IN THE STOMACH OR IN THE FACE?

- HOW ABOUT AN OPTION OF THE THIRD TYPE?

[GRUNTING]

NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!

OOH! AAH! OOH!

- SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.

- YEAH, WE BEAT UP MOJO...

- AND SAVED THE DAY...

- BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. IT FEELS LIKE...LIKE...

LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING!

- [TOGETHER] YEAH!

- BUT WHAT?

- [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

- HEY, GIRLS, LOOK!

- [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

- OW! UGH!

OH, GIRLS, THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU!

I CAN FINALLY END THIS NIGHTMARE!

SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING.

- YUP. HEE HEE HEE!

- GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS!

- NOW WHAT?

- COULD I, UH, GET A LIFT HOME?

- [TOGETHER] OF COURSE!

- ♪ BLOSSOM ♪

♪ COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY ♪

♪ AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP ♪

♪ SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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