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SPICE!
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AND EVERYTHING NICE--
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THESE WERE
THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN
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TO CREATE THE PERFECT GIRLS,
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BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM
ACCIDENTALLY ADDED
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AN EXTRA INGREDIENT
TO THE CONCOCTION--
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CHEMICAL X.
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[BOOM]
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THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
WERE BORN!
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USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPER POWERS,
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BLOSSOM, BUBBLES,
AND BUTTERCUP
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HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES
TO FIGHTING CRIME
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AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE--
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A SUCCINCT CITY
WHERE SIMPLE QUESTIONS
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ARE GIVEN SIMPLE ANSWERS.
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- GUILTY.
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- WHAT?!
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I OBJECT!
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WHICH IS TO SAY THAT
I DO NOT AGREE
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WITH THAT IT IS WHAT YOU SAY,
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WHICH IS INCORRECT,
LACKING IN PROPER KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE TRUTH, AND WRONG.
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FURTHERMORE--
[GAVEL BANGS]
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- ORDER!
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DUE TO YOUR OBVIOUS FAILURE
FOR REHABILITATION,
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I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE BEST
FORM OF PUNISHMENT
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IS FOR YOU TO GIVE BACK
TO THE COMMUNITY
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FROM WHICH YOU
HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH.
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- MUST I PICK UP GARBAGE?
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- YOU, MOJO JOJO,
ARE HEREBY SENTENCED
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TO TEACH IN A KNOWLEDGE
EXTENSION COURSE
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AT TOWNSVILLE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
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- NO!
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BY WHICH, I MEAN,
I CANNOT DO IT.
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[BELL RINGING]
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[STUDENTS MURMURING]
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[MURMURING STOPS]
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HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO YOU.
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I AM MOJO JOJO, YOUR INSTRUCTOR,
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AND THE PERSON WHO
WILL BE TEACHING YOU
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FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.
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THAT IS TO SAY THAT
AS YOU ARE HERE REPRESENTING
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THE STUDENTS OF THE CLASS,
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I AM HERE REPRESENTING
THE TEACHER OF THE CLASS.
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AND AS IT IS MY JOB TO TEACH,
IT IS YOUR JOB TO LEARN,
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AND IN LEARNING,
GAIN MORE INTELLIGENCE
THAN YOU CURRENTLY HAVE.
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NOW, WHAT ARE THE NAMES
OR INDIVIDUAL IDENTIFICATIONS
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THAT HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO THE LOT OF YOU?
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- PHILIPPE.
- ITALIA.
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- ENRIQUEZ.
- NADIA.
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- ERNST.
- MING.
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- HAROOK.
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- I SEE.
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NOW, AS TEACHER AND THUS
ASSIGNER OF THE GRADES
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IN THIS CLASS, IF I
WERE TO BE PERFORMING
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SAID GRADING RIGHT NOW
AT THIS MOMENT
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LET ME TELL YOU THAT
NONE OF YOU PASS!
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- [GASPING]
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- THAT IS RIGHT.
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IN THE GRADING SYSTEM,
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I WOULD HAVE ASSIGNED
YOU ALL WITH AN "F,"
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WHICH, IF I HAD CONTROL
OF THE GRADING SYSTEM,
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I WOULD MAKE THE LOWEST
GRADE A "Z"
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SINCE THAT IS THE FINAL
LETTER IN THE ALPHABET
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WHICH STARTS WITH "A"
AND ENDS WITH "Z."
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BUT INSTEAD, THE LETTER GIVEN
FOR THOSE WHO DO MOST POORLY
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IS AN "F," SEEING
AS IT GOES "A," "B,"
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"C," "D," "F,"
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WITH THE INEXPLICABLE
SKIPPING OF "E."
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NONETHELESS, AFTER THAT
PATHETIC DISPLAY,
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ALL OF YOU WOULD GET AN "F"
SYMBOLIZING FAILURE
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FOR YOUR POOR USE OF ENGLISH.
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- PARDON, MONSIEUR,
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BUT ALL YOU DID WAS
ASK OF US OUR NAMES
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AND THAT IS WHAT WE
ANSWERED WITH.
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- YES, AND THAT IS WRONG
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BECAUSE IT IS BORING
AND UNINTERESTING
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AND THOROUGHLY
BRINGING ME ABOUT
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TO A STATE OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
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FROM THOSE SIMPLE, PATHETIC
NAMES I LEARNED NOTHING.
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I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU
PROPER ENGLISH.
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AND WITH THAT YOU ARE TO LEARN
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PROPER DESCRIPTIVE
AND DEFINING SKILLS.
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NOW, LET US TRY THIS AGAIN.
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TELL ME YOUR NAMES.
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- UM, MY NAME IS PHILLIP,
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WHICH IS TO SAY
THAT UPON MY BIRTH
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MY PARENTS JEAN-PAUL
AND CAMILLE
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PLACED UPON ME THIS TITLE
WHICH IDENTIFIES ME AS ME
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AND SEPARATES ME
FROM ALL THE OTHERS.
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- EXCELLENT!
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NEXT.
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- SI. I AM CALLED ITALIA
AFTER MY AUNT TALLY,
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WHICH IS SHORTER AND MORE, UM,
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CASUAL VERSION OF TALIA--
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OFTEN REFERRED TO AS A NICKNAME,
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WHICH IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT--
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- THE NAME HAROOK DOES NOT
TRIP OFF THE TONGUE LIGHTLY.
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IT IS A NAME OF
SUBSTANCE AND VIGOR
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FOR WHICH I AM PROUD
AND TAKE MUCH PRIDE.
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- YES! YES! YES!
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NOW THAT WAS SOME SPEAKING,
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AND WHAT WAS SPOKEN
WAS SPOKEN WELL.
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CLASS DISMISSED.
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- IS THE CLASS, WHICH SEEMED
TO JUST START, REALLY OVER...
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AS IN DONE?
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- YES, THE TWO HOURS
ALLOTTED AS TIME FOR CLASS
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IS NOW FINISHED,
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AND THE TIME FOR LEAVING
HAS NOW BEGUN.
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SEE YOU TOMORROW, WHICH
IS THE DAY THAT WILL BEGIN
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AFTER THE PASSING OF
TONIGHT'S MIDNIGHT HOUR.
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- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!
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A SUCCINCT CITY WHERE
SIMPLE QUESTIONS
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ARE GIVEN SIMPLE ANSWERS--
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EXCEPT FOR...
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WHAT'S THIS?
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- WHAT KIND OF
A SIMPLE QUESTION
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IS THAT TO ASK OF THE WOMAN
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TO WHOM YOU WISH TO ENTER
THE STATE OF MATRIMONY?
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YOUR QUESTION LACKS
THE COMPLEXITY
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AND WEIGHT THAT IS APROPOS
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OF SUCH A COMPLEX
AND WEIGHTY MATTER,
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AND THUS MAKES ME QUESTION
YOUR TRUE HEARTFELT FEELINGS
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OF THE SERIOUS LIFE DECISION.
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- KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
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DO YOU MEAN
WOULD I PREFER
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THE SWEET FLUID
TOMATO FLAVORINGS
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OR THE SMASHED, LIQUEFIED
MUSTARD SEED RENDERINGS
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ENJOYED BY MOST
CONSUMERS
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UPON THE HOTTEST OF DOGS?
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- UH, YEAH.
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- IS THAT DOG, WHICH YOU HOLD
WITHIN THE EMBRACE OF YOUR ARMS,
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ALSO HELD WITHIN YOUR OWNERSHIP?
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BY WHICH I MEAN ARE YOU
THE SOLE CAREGIVER
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FOR THIS POOCH THAT IS
WITHIN YOUR PERSONAL GRASP?
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IN OTHER WORDS, IS THAT
YOUR SCHNAUZER?
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- UM, NO.
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IT'S MY CAT IN A DOG SUIT.
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[DOG WHINES]
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- WELL, THEN LET ME TELL YOU...
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- IF THAT IS YOUR SIMPLE
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AND PLAINLY PAINFULLY
BORING ANSWER...
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- THEN YOU ARE IN NEED
OF BEING REEDUCATED BY...
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- MOJO JOJO.
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- [CLAMORING]
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[BELL RINGS]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[CLAMORING ENDS]
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- WHY IS MY CLASS,
WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY
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MERELY A FEW PEOPLE,
NOW MORE THAN A FEW--
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WHICH EQUALS MANY?
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- BECAUSE IN OUR SPEAKING OF
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PROPER ENGLISH AROUND
TOWNSVILLE, SIR MOJO,
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IT BECAME CLEAR TO THOSE
PREVIOUSLY IN THE DARK
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THAT THEIR ENGLISH
WAS INACCURATE,
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THAT THEY MUST ENTER THE LIGHT
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ACCEPTING THAT IT
IS IN THE HEARING,
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NOT IN THE SEEING THAT THIS
LIGHT HAS COME UPON THEM.
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- AH, YES!
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GOOD!
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I SEE!
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SO, NOW IT BEGINS, STARTS,
AND COMES TO COMMENCEMENT!
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TO THE MASSES I MUST NOW REACH.
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AND IN THE REACHING,
THESE CLASSROOM WALLS
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CANNOT CONFINE
MY UNENDING GRASP.
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[BUZZING]
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- YES, MAYOR?
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WHAT? YES, BUT--WHERE?
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- THERE IS A STEALING OF SORTS
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HAPPENING AT THE PLACE WHERE
MONEY IS GIVEN AND TAKEN,
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THAT IS TO SAY DEPOSITED
AND WITHDRAWN,
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AND SOMETIMES
REDISTRIBUTED AND LOANED.
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BUT CURRENTLY, THE TAKER IS
TAKING THAT WHICH IS NOT HIS,
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THUS PERFORMING
AN ACT OF ILLEGALITY
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WHICH COULD RESULT
IN INCARCERATION
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WITHIN THE CONFINES
OF A PENAL FACILITY--
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THAT IS TO SAY PRISON,
JAIL, HOOSEGOW, ET CETERA.
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- WHAT'S HE SAYING?
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- I HAVE NO IDEA,
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BUT I THINK SOMETHING
BAD IS HAPPENING.
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- LET'S GO!
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LOOK!
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- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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THE TOWN'S AT
A COMPLETE STANDSTILL.
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- BUT WHY?
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- IS THERE AN ACCIDENT?
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- ALL I SEE IS THAT COP
AND THAT OLD LADY.
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LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
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- YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE
WALKING IN THE CROSSWALK
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AFTER THE GREEN WALKING MAN
HAD STOPPED BEING DISPLAYED
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AND WHEN THE FLASHING
RED HAND HAD BECOME
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THE PROMINENT VISUAL.
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- AND WHILE I
APPRECIATE THE CHANGE
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IN THE CROSSWALK SIGNAGE,
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THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
I AM OF ELDERLY PERSUASION.
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AND DUE TO THE DETERIORATION
OF CALCIUM LEVEL IN MY BONES
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MY PEDESTRIAN ABILITIES,
WHICH IS TO SAY MY WALKING,
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IS OF A MUCH SLOWER PACE
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THAN THE AVERAGE CITIZEN
OF TOWNSVILLE.
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[TEA POT WHISTLING]
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[HONK]
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- IS THIS A CRIME?
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- NO, JUST ANNOYING.
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- MAYBE THE MAYOR WAS
TRYING TO TELL YOU
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ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY.
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- TO THE BANK!
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- THE AMOUNT WHICH
I WANT TO WITHDRAW
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IS NOT THAT FROM
ANY BANK ACCOUNT WHICH
I HOLD WITHIN THE BANK.
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IN OTHER WORDS,
I WISH TO TAKE MONEY
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THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME,
BUT IS INSTEAD
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IN THE OWNERSHIP OF OTHERS
WHO HAVE WORKED HARD
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TO GATHER FUNDS FOR
THEIR FUTURE RAINY DAYS.
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- BUT WHAT I AM ASKING YOU IS
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DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT
WHICH I CAN ACCESS,
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AND IF SO, WHAT ARE
THE NUMERICAL DIGITS
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FOR ME TO PROPERLY TYPE
UPON THE KEYBOARD
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TO TAP INTO THE COMPUTER SYSTEM
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WHICH ALLOWS ME PERMISSION
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INTO ALL OF
THE FUND-RELATED REQUESTS?
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- AND WHAT YOU ARE
FAILING TO UNDERSTAND
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IS THAT I DO NOT
HAVE SAID ACCOUNTS
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SINCE I AM NOT A PATRON OF
THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT
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EXCEPT TO TAKE FROM IT
THAT WHICH IS NOT MINE.
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- IS THIS A STICKUP?
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- SEEMS MORE LIKE A STUCK UP.
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- WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
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- AND SO I, MOJO JOJO,
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IMPART UPON YOU THE EMPOWERMENT
OF MO' LINGUISH.
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- MO' LINGUISH?!
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- THERE'S THE CRIME!
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- AND WITH THIS POWER,
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YOU WILL NO LONGER SPEAK
IN BRIEF, BORING
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ABBREVIATED SENTENCES,
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BUT INSTEAD WILL WOW THE CROWDS
237
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WITH YOUR SCINTILLATING USAGE
OF AN OVERABUNDANCE OF NOUNS,
238
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VERBS, ADJECTIVES, PRONOUNS,
239
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PREPOSITIONS, AND OF COURSE
THE CONJUNCTION JUNCTIONS
240
00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:08,004
WHICH HAVE A MULTIPLE
OF FUNCTIONS.
241
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,016
WITH THE SKILL OF MO' LINGUISH,
242
00:09:09,018 --> 00:09:12,027
THE WORLD, WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY
NOT YOURS TO BE TAKEN,
243
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:15,015
WILL BE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS!
244
00:09:15,017 --> 00:09:16,011
- THAT'S IT!
245
00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,012
- HE'S DONE IT.
246
00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,017
- MOJO HAS MANAGED
TO BRING TOWNSVILLE
247
00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:21,004
TO A COMPLETE STANDSTILL
248
00:09:21,006 --> 00:09:23,027
BY HAVING ALL OF THE PEOPLE
SPEAK IN THE MOST LENGTHY
OF QUESTIONS
249
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,001
AND REDUNDANT OF ANSWERS!
250
00:09:25,003 --> 00:09:26,028
THUS NOTHING CAN BE
ASKED OR ANSWERED
251
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,013
WITHOUT THE VERBOSITY OF WORDS
252
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CAUSING THE CITY TO
COME TO A PERMANENT
253
00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:31,022
AND MOST PAINFUL HALT.
254
00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:32,025
FURTHERMORE--
- BUBBLES!
255
00:09:32,027 --> 00:09:33,025
- BUBBLES!
- SORRY!
256
00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:35,017
- WE'VE GOT TO REPROGRAM
TOWNSVILLE--
257
00:09:35,019 --> 00:09:38,013
BRINGING THEIR SPEECH
PATTERNS BACK TO NORMAL.
258
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COME ON!
259
00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:41,029
MA'AM, OFFICER,
260
00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:42,027
ALL THIS CAN BE SOLVED
261
00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:44,013
BY YOU BRIEFLY
STATING YOUR POINT
262
00:09:44,015 --> 00:09:45,012
AND MOVING ON.
263
00:09:45,014 --> 00:09:47,006
- BUT IF I WERE
TO SPEAK BRIEFLY,
264
00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:48,019
IT WOULD MEAN THAT
I DID NOT SPEAK
265
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,002
ALL THAT I WISHED
TO HAVE SPOKEN,
266
00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:51,029
MEANING THAT I WOULD NOT
FULLY EXPRESS MYSELF
267
00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:55,012
TO THE FULLEST, AND THUS SPOKEN
IN TOO SMALL OF A SENTENCE
268
00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,029
TO PROPERLY SATISFY.
269
00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:59,015
- AND IF I SIMPLY
SAID YES OR NO,
270
00:09:59,017 --> 00:10:01,022
THE REASONINGS BEHIND
THAT YES OR NO
271
00:10:01,024 --> 00:10:03,029
WOULD BE UNHEARD AND UNVOICED
272
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,007
AND UNPONTIFICATED,
273
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:08,018
THUS LEAVING ME WITH A FEELING
OF STIFLED COMBUSTION
274
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:11,002
THAT WOULD BE READY TO EXPLODE.
275
00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:13,011
- OH, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
276
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,008
- CERTAINLY NOT IF
OUR WISH IS TO
277
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,008
REMEDY THIS SITUATION
278
00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:18,016
WHICH IS CURRENTLY
LACKING CLOSURE--
279
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,012
- BUBBLES!
- BUBBLES!
280
00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:21,002
- SOMEONE HAS TO RETEACH THEM.
281
00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:23,005
- BUT DO WE KNOW WHOSE
ENGLISH IS GOOD ENOUGH
282
00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:24,015
TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS
OF MO' LINGUISH
283
00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:26,018
AND RETRAIN ALL THESE PEOPLE
TO SPEAK PROPERLY,
284
00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:28,008
THUS ELIMINATING
THE CIRCULAR PATTERN
285
00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:30,017
IN WHICH THEY ARE SPEAKING?
286
00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,002
DARN IT! NOW I'M DOING IT.
287
00:10:33,004 --> 00:10:36,015
- I CAN THINK OF ONLY
ONE IN TOWNSVILLE
288
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:38,004
WHO HAS THAT POWER.
289
00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:40,001
- NOW REPEAT AFTER ME.
290
00:10:40,003 --> 00:10:42,006
THE COLOR OF THE SKY IS...
291
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,018
- BLUE.
292
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,017
- THE COLOR OF THE GRASS IS...
293
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,017
- GREEN.
294
00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:49,007
- THE STOP SIGN ON
THE STREET IS...
295
00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:50,018
- RED.
296
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,027
- VERY GOOD.
297
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,029
NOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO NUMBERS.
298
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,011
A DOZEN IS...
299
00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:56,005
- 12.
300
00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,018
- WELL, THIS IS GOING WELL.
301
00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,008
- DO YOU THINK MOJO IS
REALLY LEARNING HIS LESSON?
302
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:04,028
- OH, I THINK HE'S
LEARNING QUITE A BIT.
303
00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:08,004
- THE EASTER BUNNY HIDES...
304
00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:09,000
- EGGS,
305
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,006
WHICH ARE GENERALLY REGULAR EGGS
306
00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,021
WHICH HAVE BEEN BOILED
IN THE HOTTEST OF WATER
307
00:11:11,023 --> 00:11:14,004
AND THEN DECORATED IN
A VINEGAR-BASED DYE
308
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,003
BY PLACING--OW!
309
00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:16,019
- KEEP IT BRIEF, BUDDY.
310
00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:17,020
- EGGS.
311
00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:19,023
- AND SO ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY IS SAVED
312
00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:21,020
BECAUSE IT WAS A DAY THAT
WAS IN NEED OF BEING SAVED
313
00:11:21,022 --> 00:11:24,010
DUE TO THE PREVIOUSLY
UNSAVED NATURE OF THE DAY.
314
00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:25,023
THANKS AND IN MOST
HUMBLE GRATITUDE
315
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,022
AND THAT IS SAYING
IN MUCH APPRECIATION
316
00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:29,008
TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
317
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,027
- ENOUGH ALREADY!
318
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,020
- SORRY.
319
00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:32,021
MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES.
320
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:33,029
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
321
00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,009
AS THE NARRATOR, THAT IS
TO SAY TELLER OF THE STORY,
322
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,007
I FEEL LIKE I MUST PROVIDE
A SNAPPY BUTTON,
323
00:11:37,009 --> 00:11:38,012
THAT IS A CONCLUDING PHRASE,
324
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:41,000
TO EACH ONE OF YOUR
ACTION-PACKED ADVENTURES.
325
00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:42,017
- QUIET!
326
00:11:54,016 --> 00:11:56,018
- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.
327
00:11:56,020 --> 00:12:00,006
AND IT'S NO ACCIDENT
THAT WE ARE AT THE HOME
328
00:12:00,008 --> 00:12:02,020
OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
329
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,005
- GIRLS, TIME FOR LUNCH!
330
00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:07,005
- ALL RIGHT!
331
00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:10,017
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT HE MAKES TODAY.
332
00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,006
- HI, GIRLS.
333
00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:15,013
OH, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY COOKING HAT?
334
00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:17,005
- ARE YOU OK, PROFESSOR?
335
00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:18,015
- OH, I'M FINE.
336
00:12:18,017 --> 00:12:19,020
IT'S JUST THAT--OH, NO!
337
00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:22,029
I FORGOT TO FORM THE MEAT
INTO BURGER PATTIES.
338
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:27,020
OH, JUST A SEC WHILE I
WIPE THESE ONION TEARS OFF.
339
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,023
HA HA.
340
00:12:28,025 --> 00:12:30,004
OH, THERE WE GO.
341
00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:32,001
NOW, WHERE'S MY COOKING HAT?
342
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,003
OH, THERE YOU ARE!
343
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:41,016
- WOW! THAT WAS GREAT,
PROFESSOR!
344
00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:42,009
- HUH?
345
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,013
UH, WHAT WAS THAT NOW?
346
00:12:43,015 --> 00:12:44,025
OH, WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
347
00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:46,008
THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HAMBURGERS,
348
00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,027
BUT I GUESS SLOPPY JOES
ARE EVEN BETTER.
349
00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:50,002
- GEE, PROFESSOR,
350
00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:52,028
THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT
ACCIDENT YOU'VE CREATED.
351
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,008
- AN ACCIDENT?
352
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,009
WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
353
00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:57,006
- EVERYTHING GREAT
YOU'VE EVER CREATED
354
00:12:57,008 --> 00:12:58,019
HAS BEEN BY ACCIDENT.
355
00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:00,008
- YEAH.
- UH-HUH!
356
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:03,012
AND THESE ARE
ACCIDENTALLY FANTASTIC.
357
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,015
- BY ACCIDENT?
358
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,022
YOU MEAN MY INVENTIONS ARE ALL--
359
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:08,019
[GASPS]
360
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,021
YOU'RE RIGHT!
361
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:12,003
ALL MY CREATIONS HAVE
BEEN BY ACCIDENT!
362
00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:14,020
- YOU CREATED DYNAMO ON PURPOSE.
363
00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:16,008
- DYNAMO.
364
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,011
- BUT YOU ALSO DESTROYED
MY BEAUTIFUL CITY!
365
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:21,027
NEVER USE THAT, THAT...
366
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:23,011
MONSTROSITY AGAIN!
367
00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:26,001
- BUT--BUT, IT'S
THE PROFESSOR'S FAULT.
368
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:27,028
HE MADE US USE IT.
369
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,014
- BUT--BUT IT...
370
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,028
GOTTA GO!
371
00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:35,025
[BOOM]
372
00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:37,025
AND YOU 3.
373
00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:40,014
WHEN I TRIED TO CREATE
THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS,
374
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:43,024
I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED YOU.
375
00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:44,028
OH, DEAR ME.
376
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,013
IT IS TRUE.
377
00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:49,019
I...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
378
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:50,025
- OH, PROFESSOR,
379
00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:52,022
LOTS OF INVENTIONS WERE
DISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT,
380
00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:54,012
LIKE ELECTRICITY.
381
00:13:54,014 --> 00:13:55,014
- YEOW!
382
00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,004
- AND THE TELEPHONE.
383
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:59,000
- AND LET'S NOT FORGET VELCRO.
384
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:00,029
OH, WAIT, ALIENS GAVE US THAT.
385
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,022
- OH, BUT THAT'S NOT HALF
AS SHOCKING AS REALIZING
386
00:14:04,024 --> 00:14:08,010
I'M AN ACCIDENTAL PROFESSOR!
387
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:11,007
I'M NO AMAZING INVENTOR.
388
00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:14,020
I'VE NEVER INVENTED ANYTHING
GOOD ON PURPOSE.
389
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,012
- CHEER UP, PROFESSOR.
390
00:14:20,014 --> 00:14:22,000
IF YOU DID EVERYTHING
ON PURPOSE,
391
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,005
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE US.
392
00:14:23,007 --> 00:14:25,026
- YEAH, IMAGINE HOW
BORING YOUR LIFE WOULD BE
393
00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,014
IF WE WEREN'T ACCIDENTS.
394
00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:29,018
- PROFESSOR?
395
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:34,027
- IS HE GONNA FINISH
HIS SLOPPY JOE?
396
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:38,001
[DOOR CREAKS]
397
00:14:38,013 --> 00:14:41,004
[COMPUTERS BEEPING]
398
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,028
- ACCIDENTAL.
399
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,026
WELL, NOT TODAY!
400
00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:56,001
I'M GONNA PURPOSELY CREATE
THE BEST INVENTION EVER!
401
00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:15,019
OH! THERE!
402
00:15:15,021 --> 00:15:16,021
I'VE DONE IT.
403
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:18,010
THE PERFECT INVENTION!
404
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,024
[BOOM]
405
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:21,008
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
406
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:24,015
I'LL NEVER INVENT
ANYTHING GREAT ON PURPOSE.
407
00:15:24,017 --> 00:15:26,019
I'M JUST AN ACCIDENTAL
PROFESSOR.
408
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:29,006
- LOTS OF INVENTIONS WERE
DISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT.
409
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:31,027
- I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ON PURPOSE.
410
00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:33,023
- IMAGINE HOW BORING
YOUR LIFE WOULD BE
411
00:15:33,025 --> 00:15:35,020
IF WE WEREN'T ACCIDENTS.
412
00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,025
- ACCIDENTAL.
413
00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:39,001
- IS HE GONNA FINISH
HIS SLOPPY JOE?
414
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,012
- PURPOSE...
415
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:42,018
ACCIDENTAL...
416
00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:45,003
- SUGAR!
417
00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,016
AND SPICE!
418
00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:49,018
THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS
THAT WERE PURPOSELY ADDED
419
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,024
TO CREATE THE PERFECT
LITTLE GIRLS.
420
00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:56,001
AND THEN THE PROFESSOR
ADDED ANOTHER INGREDIENT,
421
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,003
EVERYTHING NICE.
422
00:15:58,005 --> 00:16:00,026
[KA-BOOM]
423
00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:02,002
POW!
424
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,005
THE RUN OF THE MILL GIRLS
WERE BORN.
425
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:06,029
USING THEIR
ULTRA-NORMAL ABILITIES,
426
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:09,026
BERTHA, BEATRICE, AND BETTY
427
00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:13,003
HAVE DEDICATING THEIR LIVES
TO JUST HANGING AROUND
428
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,017
AND DOING NOTHING EXTRAORDINARY.
429
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,008
- [SNARLING]
430
00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,028
- HURRY, GIRLS!
431
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,014
WE DON'T WANT TO BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL...AGAIN.
432
00:16:54,022 --> 00:16:55,025
- WHERE ARE MY BOOKS?
433
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:57,013
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
DRESS TO WEAR!
434
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,021
- BERTHA, BERTHA, BERTHA!
435
00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:01,010
- OK, GIRLS, I'LL HELP OUT.
436
00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:04,005
EVERYONE, LET'S GET
INTO YOUR CLOTHES.
437
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,007
HERE WE GO.
438
00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:06,026
BERTHA!
439
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,012
- UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
440
00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:10,026
- OH, YEAH. ANYWAY.
441
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:13,028
JUST GET DRESSED
SO WE AREN'T LATE.
442
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,012
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
443
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:18,024
- YAY!
444
00:17:18,026 --> 00:17:20,004
PLAIN EGGS AND WHITE
BREAD TOAST!
445
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,008
- NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR MY SPECIAL LITTLE GIRLS.
446
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:26,000
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR SCHOOL!
IT'S CAREER DAY!
447
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:27,018
- I THINK JOEY LIKES ME.
448
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:30,006
- OH, LET'S GET GOING, GIRLS.
449
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,013
- OH, WAIT, I FORGOT MY BOOKS!
450
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,000
HOLD ON!
451
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
- AHEM!
452
00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:46,027
HMM.
453
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,022
SO, UM...
454
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:51,012
YOU GIRLS READY FOR...
455
00:17:51,014 --> 00:17:53,007
ANOTHER DAY AT SCHOOL?
456
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:54,018
- YEAH.
457
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,007
SURE.
458
00:17:57,011 --> 00:17:58,026
- I GOT THEM. LET'S GO.
459
00:17:58,028 --> 00:18:01,001
- I GOT SHOTGUN!
460
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,000
[HORNS HONKING]
461
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:06,009
- IS THE TRAFFIC BEING CAUSED
BY ANOTHER GIANT MONSTER?
462
00:18:06,011 --> 00:18:10,007
- YES. SOMEONE REALLY
SHOULD GET ON THAT.
463
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:14,009
- CHILDREN, TODAY'S TOPIC
IS CAREER DAY,
464
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:19,006
AND TODAY'S GUEST IS
OUR VERY OWN MAYOR.
465
00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:22,022
- YEAH, THIS IS SO COOL!
466
00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:24,015
- OH, IT'S HIM.
467
00:18:24,017 --> 00:18:25,022
- WELL, CHILDREN,
468
00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:30,013
BEING MAYOR IS THE MOST
EXCITING JOB IN THE WORLD!
469
00:18:30,015 --> 00:18:33,005
LET ME TAKE YOU THROUGH
A NORMAL DAY.
470
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:37,005
MS. BELLUM, MY PICKLES, PLEASE!
471
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:41,003
[STRAINING]
472
00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:43,015
DARN IT, I CAN NEVER
GET THESE THINGS OPEN.
473
00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:45,026
- WOULD ANYONE LIKE
TO HELP THE MAYOR?
474
00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:47,013
- OH! OH! YEAH, ME, ME.
475
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:48,018
PICK ME! ME! ME!
476
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,013
- OH, I WILL.
477
00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:51,002
- YES, YES. I DO, I DO!
478
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,003
- WELL, OK, NORMAL GIRLS.
479
00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:56,005
LET'S SEE IF YOU'VE
GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
480
00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:58,025
- [STRAINING]
481
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:03,028
- GA! GA! GA!
482
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,016
[SIGHS]
483
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,007
- [GROWLING]
484
00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:09,018
- NICE TRY.
485
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:12,007
LET ME SEE THAT, SWEETIE.
486
00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:15,019
THERE YOU GO, MAYOR.
487
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,001
- GIMME! GIMME!
488
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,006
OH, PRECIOUS!
489
00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:19,021
DADDY'S GOT YOU.
490
00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,007
YOU GIRLS ARE CUTE,
491
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:24,026
BUT I WOULDN'T
CALL ON YOU IN A CRISIS.
492
00:19:25,015 --> 00:19:27,010
- HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, GIRLS?
493
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:30,004
- FINE, NOTHING NEW.
494
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:31,018
- WELL, THE WEEKEND IS HERE.
495
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:34,028
AND I'M SURE WE COULD ALL USE
A COUPLE OF RELAXING DAYS.
496
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,004
OH, SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
497
00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:39,000
- [SNARLING]
498
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,029
- TAKE THAT, YOU EVIL DOER!
499
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,016
- COME AND GET ME, PUNK!
500
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,023
- YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR THE 3 OF US!
501
00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:45,023
- GIVE UP!
502
00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:47,008
- GIRLS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
503
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,021
- JUST KICKING MAJOR BUTT
ON "SAVE THE WORLD III."
504
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:52,003
- YEAH, IT'S
THE NEWEST VIDEO GAME.
505
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:53,014
- HA HA! GOTCHA!
506
00:19:53,016 --> 00:19:55,015
- OH, I THOUGH MAYBE...
507
00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:56,021
OH, NEVER MIND.
508
00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,029
I'LL JUST FINISH THE LAUNDRY.
509
00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:00,026
HAVE FUN, AND STAY SAFE.
510
00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:04,013
[RINGING]
511
00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:05,008
- HELLO?
512
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:06,003
- HELLO, BUBBLES?
513
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,025
- UH, NO, THIS IS BEATRICE.
514
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:09,023
- I'M SORRY, WRONG NUMBER.
515
00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:12,011
[HANGS UP]
516
00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:30,000
- OK, GIRLS, GOOD NIGHT.
517
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:33,016
I'LL BE WORKING LATE TONIGHT
AT THE LAB.
518
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,004
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
519
00:20:44,006 --> 00:20:45,027
PIZZA PIE LABORATORY?
520
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:46,023
LARGE PEPPERONI?
521
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:47,025
YOU GOT IT!
522
00:20:47,027 --> 00:20:50,013
- HEY, HOW'S THAT MEDIUM
MUSHROOM COMING?
523
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,011
- IT'S ALL READY, JIMMY.
524
00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:52,020
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
525
00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:56,008
- OH, MAN, IS THERE A BETTER WAY
TO SPEND FRIDAY NIGHT?
526
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,018
- OH, I DON'T THINK SO, JIMMY.
527
00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:01,005
MAN, IT'S GONNA BE BUSY TONIGHT.
528
00:21:01,007 --> 00:21:02,022
PIZZA PIE LABORATORY.
529
00:21:02,024 --> 00:21:03,022
YOU GOT IT, SIR.
530
00:21:03,024 --> 00:21:06,015
AND, OH, MAN,
WHAT AN EXCITING JOB!
531
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,008
HA HA!
532
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,018
WELL, MAYBE JUST A CAT NAP
533
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:11,012
BEFORE THINGS GET REALLY BUSY.
534
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,012
- PROFESSOR?
535
00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:17,011
PROFESSOR?
536
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,024
- ARE YOU OK?
537
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,023
- YOU'VE BEEN DOWN HERE
FOR A WHILE.
538
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:21,022
- GIRLS!
539
00:21:21,024 --> 00:21:22,016
IT'S YOU!
540
00:21:22,018 --> 00:21:23,017
IT'S REALLY YOU!
541
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:25,025
OH, YOU'RE FLOATING,
YOU HAVE BIG EYES,
542
00:21:25,027 --> 00:21:27,024
NO FINGERS, AND SUPERPOWERS!
543
00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:30,001
- YEP, HE FINALLY CRACKED.
544
00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:32,008
- OH, I'M SO GLAD
TO SEE YOU GIRLS.
545
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:34,007
I LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE--
546
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,012
AND THE WAY I AM,
547
00:21:35,014 --> 00:21:39,013
EVEN IF I CAN ONLY INVENT
THINGS BY ACCIDENT.
548
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:42,014
[KA-BOOM]
549
00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:43,019
- WOW, PROFESSOR!
550
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:46,005
- THAT'S THE BEST THING
YOU'VE EVER INVENTED!
551
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:49,017
- THE WORLD WILL
BE A BETTER PLACE.
552
00:21:49,029 --> 00:21:52,020
- OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.
553
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:55,006
- [LAUGHTER]
554
00:21:58,023 --> 00:22:01,017
- AND SO ONCE AGAIN,
THE REAL DAY IS SAVED,
555
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,014
NOT THE WHAT IF ON PURPOSE DAY--
556
00:22:03,016 --> 00:22:04,025
NOT THAT THAT
NEEDED TO BE SAVED,
557
00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:06,015
IT WAS PRETTY RUN OF THE MILL,
558
00:22:06,017 --> 00:22:09,011
THANKS TO THE PROFESSOR!
559
00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:17,026
♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER
AND THE LEADER ♪
560
00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:20,013
♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY
AND THE LAUGHTER ♪
561
00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:23,015
♪ BUTTERCUP, WELL,
SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪
562
00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:26,001
♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪
563
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:30,021
♪ FIGHTING CRIME,
TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
564
00:22:30,023 --> 00:22:34,005
♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪
565
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:37,001
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
566
00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:41,020
♪ FIGHTING CRIME,
TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
567
00:22:41,022 --> 00:22:45,011
♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪
568
00:22:45,013 --> 00:22:48,014
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
569
00:22:48,016 --> 00:22:49,024
POWERPUFF!
570
00:22:49,026 --> 00:22:52,010
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
571
00:22:52,012 --> 00:22:56,018
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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