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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

THUS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA SUPER POWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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- THE CITY OF...

- OHHH!

NO! I GIVE UP!

OW! OOH! AAH!

[GROANING]

- THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.

BOY, I'M HUNGRY! LET'S GO MEET THE PROFESSOR FOR DINNER.

HURRY UP, YOU GUYS!

YEAH, THIS IS GREAT!

ALL YOU CAN EAT--HOW I LOVE IT!

- THERE SHE GOES AGAIN, "MISS OVERDO-IT."

[CHEWING]

- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- OH, NOTHING.

- HERE ARE YOUR FORTUNE COOKIES.

- YAY! - YAY! - YAY!

- ONE FOR YOU...

AND ONE FOR YOU...

AND ONE FOR YOU.

- WHAT'S YOUR FORTUNE, BUBBLES?

- "YOU BRING SUNSHINE TO ALL WHO SURROUND YOU."

I DO!

- HA HA HA!

- WHAT'S YOURS?

- "YOUR QUALITY IS THAT OF A LEADER.

OTHERS ARE SURE TO FOLLOW YOU."

- HEE HEE HEE! - HEE HEE HEE!

- THAT'S TRUE!

- WHAT'S YOURS, BUTTERCUP?

- "BE NOT VIOLENT OR ANGRY. PEACE LIES WITHIN."

WHAT A STUPID FORTUNE! IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY.

- I DON'T KNOW, BUTTERCUP.

SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME. - ME, TOO!

- WHAT?!

- I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TO HEART.

- YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING YOUR FIGHTING A LITTLE TOO FAR LATELY.

- YEAH. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BEAT THE STUFFING

OUT OF FUZZY SO BADLY.

- POOR FUZZY!

- HELLO! HE'S A STINKING BAD GUY, REMEMBER?

HE DESERVES IT!

- HE GAVE UP. IT WAS OVER!

BUT YOU CONTINUED TO BEAT HIM UP ANYWAY.

- IT WAS A BIT MUCH.

- YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP.

YOU'RE ALWAYS OVERDOING IT. - UNH-UNH.

- UH-HUH. - UNH-UNH!

- UH-HUH! - UNH-UNH!

- UH-HUH! - UNH-UNH!

- UH-HUH! - UNH-UNH!

- UH-HUH! UH-HUH! - UNH-UNH! UNH-UNH!

I'M THE GOOD GUY!

- OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!

[GASP]

- OH, FUZZY!

- ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY?

- I...I...

- THANKS TO YOU, HE CAN'T EAT RIGHT, HE CAN'T TALK RIGHT,

HE CAN'T EVEN THINK RIGHT!

- BUT I...NO...

NO! NOOOO!

- WHAT GOT INTO HER?

- THOSE JERKS! IT'S NOT LIKE HOW THEY SAY.

I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. I'M JUST...

OHH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

THEY'RE RIGHT.

I'M A MESS.

I NEED TO CHANGE, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.

- AT THE BEGINNING, GRASSHOPPER.

- WHAT THE--WHO?

I'M NOT A GRASSHOPPER!

- KNOWING THE PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP IN SOLVING IT.

I CAN GUIDE YOU, BUT THE JOURNEY IS YOURS ALONG TO TAKE.

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. HOW CAN YOU--

- GRASSHOPPER, BE NOT VIOLENT OR ANGRY,

FOR PEACE LIES WITHIN.

- YEAH, YEAH. I GET THAT A LOT.

- I THINK THIS WAS YOURS.

- MY FORTUNE FROM THE COOKIE!

BUT HOW DID--

- TO CONQUER ONESELF IS A GREATER VICTORY

THAN TO CONQUER THOUSANDS IN BATTLE.

YOU NEED PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER,

AND WISDOM.

- WAIT, WAIT!

WOW! THAT IS SO COOL!

WAIT FOR ME!

- THE PATH WILL NOT BE EASY.

- I'M READY.

- ONLY THE MOST SERIOUS MIND CAN--

- THAT'S ME!

- YOU MUST LOOK INWARD. - GET ON WITH IT!

- YOU MUST BE PATIENT, GRASSHOPPER.

- OH. SORRY.

- YOU MUST LET GO.

- I'M READY, TEACHER.

- GOOD. WE BEGIN.

THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE.

[WIND BLOWS]

- FIRE BEETLE.

- YES, IT IS I. THE PRODIGAL MONKEY RETURNS,

FOR I LEFT BUT A STUDENT, BUT I MUST BE THE MASTER,

SO I HAVE RETURNED TO BE THE MASTER, FOR I AM NO LONGER THE STUDENT.

AND TO BE THE MASTER, I MUST DEFEAT THE MASTER,

AND THEN I WILL BE THE MASTER AND NO LONGER A STUDENT,

FOR YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME, BUT YOU COULD NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE CRAZY,

SO I HAVE TAUGHT MYSELF.

NOW THIS MONKEY RETURNS TO DESTROY YOU

AND ELEVATE MY STATUS TO MASTER!

HOW DO LIKE THEM APPLES, FANCY PANTS?

- YOU CAME SEEKING ONLY VIOLENCE.

YOU WERE IMPATIENT. YOU WOULD NOT LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF.

I COULD ONLY GUIDE YOU.

THE JOURNEY WAS YOURS TO MAKE.

I DID NOT FAIL YOU, NOR THE TEACHINGS.

YOU FAILED YOURSELF.

AND ANOTHER THING:

YOU'RE NOT A MONKEY, YOU'RE A CHIMP. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

- YOUR DOUBLE-TALK NO LONGER WORKS ON ME,

FOR I AM THE MASTER, WHICH I SHALL NOW PROVE WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,

SO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A WHUPPIN'!

HOLD THE PHONE!

A POWERPUFF GIRL?!

- SHE IS MY NEW STUDENT AND MOST ACCOMPLISHED.

SHE HAS DONE WHAT YOU COULD NOT:

SHE HAS CALMED HERSELF.

- HER? YOU CRAZY TEACHER, MAN!

SHE IS THE MOST VIOLENT AND ILL-TEMPERED OF ALL THE POWERPUFFS,

THE MOST EASILY ENRAGED, REVELING IN DESTRUCTION,

ANGER, OVERKILL, AND...

WELL, UH...I SHOW YOU.

GIRLS ARE STUPID.

I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. GREEN IS NOT YOUR COLOR.

YOU LOOK FAT IN THAT DRESS.

MMM! NO MATTER.

ENOUGH TIME WASTED!

OH, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!

YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

- HMM?

- SUCKER MONKEY PUNCH!

- WHAT SHOULD I DO, MASTER?

- THE WATER RUSHING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

WASHES AWAY IMPURITIES

AND REPLENISHES THE LAND.

YOU MUST BE LIKE WATER, GRASSHOPPER.

- WHAT? - KICK HIS BUTT!

- OH, NO!

- HEY-YAAAHH!

- WAIT! I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

- BOOM!

- AAAHH!

OOH! UHH! AAH!

UGH! OOH! EEE! UGH! OHH!

- YEAH! HIGH-FIVE! WHOO-HOO!

OH. YEAH. SORRY.

- GRASSHOPPER, A SKILLED WARRIOR STRIKES A DECISIVE BLOW, THEN STOPS.

BE NOT BOASTFUL OR ARROGANT.

STRIKE OUT OF NECESSITY.

TAKE NO DELIGHT IN THE DEFEAT OF OTHERS.

- YES, MASTER.

- YOU HAVE DONE WELL, GRASSHOPPER.

FIGHTING EVIL IS YOUR PURPOSE.

BUT REMEMBER: ALL THINGS IN MODERATION.

NOW, IT IS TIME TO REJOIN YOUR SISTERS.

- THANK YOU, MASTER.

[KISS]

- HA HA HA! SHE'S A GOOD KID.

- WOW! IT'S A WHOLE NEW BUTTERCUP!

WHO SAYS A GRASSHOPPER CAN'T BE A BUTT-KICKER?

AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

- THE CITY OF...

LONGVILLE, MINNESOTA!

THE TURTLE-RACING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!

IT'S TURTLENECK AND TURTLENECK HERE AT THE TRACK.

- THAT SHELDON'S A PEPPY FELLA.

- OH, YEAH. IT'S ALL THOSE HOURS HE PUT IN DURING THE OFF-SEASON.

- WAY TO SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF, SHELDON!

MEANWHILE, BACK IN...

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...

PROFESSOR UTONIUM IS GETTING READY FOR A VERY BIG DAY.

- WHATCHA DOING, PROFESSOR?

- WELL, BUBBLES, I'M GETTING READY FOR A VERY BIG DAY.

THERE'S A SCIENTIFIC EXPOSITION AT THE TOWNSVILLE CONVENTION CENTER,

AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER.

I'M GIVING A PRESENTATION ON THE PROLIFERATION

OF SUBATOMIC PARTICLES ON THE RIBONUCLEIC PLANE,

AND ITS RELATIONSHIP TO THE PROLIFERATION

OF RIBONUCLEIC PARTICLES ON THE SUBATOMIC PLANE.

OH, IT'S REALLY QUITE FASCINATING, ISN'T IT?

[DOORBELL]

- I'LL GET IT! - I'LL GET IT! - I'LL GET IT!

- HELLO! IMPORTANT TELEGRAM FOR PROFESSOR UTONIUM!

- A TELEGRAM?

- THAT'S RIGHT! AN IMPORTANT TELEGRAM!

- THANKS.

- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!

HAVE A TELERIFFIC DA--

- PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR!

- YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT TELEGRAM!

- A TELEGRAM? - HERE!

- "DEAR PROFESSOR, AM COMING TO TOWN THIS MORNING.

"ONLY HERE FOR THE DAY. WANT TO SEE YOU AND MEET THE GIRLS.

"I'LL BE ON THE LAST TRAIN FROM CLARKSVILLE.

"COME MEET ME AT THE STATION.

YOUR BROTHER, EUGENE"

GIRLS, GUESS WHO'S COMING FOR A VISIT?

- YOUR BROTHER, EUGENE?

- YOUR UNCLE EUGENE!

- WE HAVE AN UNCLE? - WE HAVE AN UNCLE?

- SURE DO! AHH, ME AND YOUR UNCLE EUGENE

USED TO GET PRETTY CRAZY BACK IN THE DAY.

HE'S QUITE THE WILD MAN.

- HE DOESN'T LOOK SO WILD TO ME.

- HA HA HA HA! - HEE HEE HEE!

- OOH! BUT MY BIG SCIENTIFIC LECTURE!

OH, I WON'T HAVE TIME TO PICK HIM UP!

- WE CAN PICK HIM UP, PROFESSOR.

- YEAH, WE'LL DO IT! - YEAH, WE'LL DO IT!

- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, GIRLS!

YOU CAN SPEND THE DAY GETTING TO KNOW YOUR UNCLE EUGENE

WHILE I'M AT THE CONFERENCE.

[AIR BRAKES HISS]

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NOW LOOK:

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIT ON THIS HERE STOOL

AND MAKE SURE THAT THAT WILD FELLA IN THERE

DON'T CAUSE NO RUCKUS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

- SURE THING.

- OH, YEAH! ONE MORE THING:

THIS GUY IS NUTS OVER TAFFY.

HE GOES CRAZY FOR THE SALTY-SWEET TANG.

SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET HIM NEAR ANY TAFFY!

GOT IT?

- BOY, DID I PICK THE WRONG DAY

TO START MY ALL-TAFFY DIET.

OH, WELL!

- ROWRRRR!

[GROWLING]

[HORN]

- WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY? - I DON'T THINK SO.

[SNIFFING]

- OOH! IS THAT HIM?

- WELL...HE IS PRETTY TALL.

- AND HE'S GOT RED HAIR.

- LOTS OF IT!

UNCLE EUGENE?

- WE'RE YOUR NIECES.

- THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! - THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

- PROFESSOR HAD A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING, SO HE SENT US HERE TO PICK YOU UP.

- AND WE GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER!

- SO HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? - GOT ANY TATTOOS?

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

- HAVE ANY LUGGAGE? - HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCH?

- YOU MUST BE PRETTY HUNGRY AFTER THAT LONG TRAIN RIDE.

- WANT SOME OF MY TOWNSVILLE TAFFY?

- MMM! MMM!

- HERE, HAVE SOME MORE!

- GOOD, GOOD! GOOD, GOOD!

- WELL, WE BETTER BE GOING. CAN'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

- FOLLOW US, UNCLE EUGENE.

- GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!

- THANK YOU, MITCH, FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL COLLECTION OF...

ASSORTED EARWAXES.

OK, GIRLS, WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR SHOW-AND-TELL TODAY?

- WELL, WE BROUGHT OUR UNCLE EUGENE.

- OH! HOW EXCIT--

AAH!

- MS. KEANE, THIS IS OUR UNCLE.

- N--N--NICE TO MEET YOU!

- HE'S THE PROFESSOR'S BROTHER.

- GREAT!

UH, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOUR FREAK...

...ISHLY HANDSOME UNCLE TO HIS SEAT,

SO JULIE BEAN CAN HAVE HER TURN?

- THIS WEEKEND, MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO THE TOWNSVILLE TAFFY FESTIVAL,

SO I BROUGHT THIS BIG BOX OF TAFFY IN FOR EVERYONE!

MMM!

[KIDS CHEERING]

[CRASHING]

- GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!

[SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

- WAIT! IT'S OK!

HE'S JUST PLAYING!

- THIS MONSTER'S GONNA EAT US ALL!

- HE'S NOT A MONSTER-- HE'S OUR UNCLE!

- HE'S JUST A LITTLE WILD.

[SCREAMING]

- CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

[CARNIVAL MUSIC]

- I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SUCH A GREAT DEAL

ON THESE TAFFY TROUSERS.

WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE THIS SNAPPY TAFFY TEE!

AW, POOFERS.

POWERPUFF GIRLS! BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!

SOME CRAZY MONSTER JUST ATE MY PANTS!

- REALLY? - WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW-- KIND OF TALL, RED, HAIRY.

- MY TAFFY MONOCLE!

- MY TAFFY TAFFY!

- HE MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE THE WHOLE TOWN IS LEFT

IN VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS.

YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!

- WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

- BUT WHAT? HE'S OUR UNCLE. WE CAN'T JUST KNOCK HIM OUT.

I SAID, WE COULDN'T JUST KNOCK HIM OUT!

- WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

HE HAD IT COMING, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

- LET'S AT LEAST TRY TO CLEAN HIM UP BEFORE THE PROFESSOR GETS HOME.

- GIRLS, I'M HOME!

[GASPING]

- HEY, PROFESSOR!

IS IT ME, OR IS HE LOOKING EVEN SMARTER?

- WELL!

- OH, YEAH, MUCH SMARTER!

- OHH, I DON'T KNOW.

- YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN SOME PRESENTATION TODAY!

- WELL, I DID THROW MY COLLEAGUES A FEW ALGORITHMIC ZINGERS.

[LAUGHING UNSURELY]

- SO, WHERE'S THAT CRAZY BROTHER OF MINE?

- UHH... - OHH... - UM...

- BROTHER? - WELL...

- YEAH, THE BROTHER.

- OHH...

HE'S REALLY LET HIS HAIR GROW OUT.

WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR UNCLE EUGENE TO WAKE UP

FROM ONE OF HIS FAMOUS NAPS,

WHY DON'T WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE...

TOWNSVILLE TAFFY!

- GOOD, GOOD! GOOD GOOD GOOD!

- WHAT?

- IS THAT THE TRAIN I HEAR?

- UM, DOES HE HAVE TO GO ALREADY?

- I'M AFRAID SO!

- AHH! WHEW!

THAT EUGENE HASN'T CHANGED A BIT!

- BEAT, HUH?

I'VE HAD A PRETTY ROUGH DAY MYSELF.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:

YOU CAN'T END THE DAY WITHOUT FEELING HAPPY,

AFTER BITING INTO A SWEET PIECE

OF TOWNSVILLE TAFFY!

- AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

AND TAFFY...

AND THAT TURTLE, SHELDON--

BOY, HE SURE CAN MOTOR, HUH?

ZOOM!

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, WELL, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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