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TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHICH LIES IN THE HEART OF AMERICA.

AND IN THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

LIES THE HOME OF ONE PROFESSOR UTONIUM,

AND IN THAT HOME LIE BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP,

ALSO KNOWN AS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

- GIRLS, TIME TO GET UP. BREAKFAST IS READY.

- BACON AND EGGS.

- WAFFLES.

- FRENCH TOAST.

- LIVER AND ONIONS.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR ME.

EAT UP, EVERYONE.

- HEY, LOOK!

THE PROFESSOR LEFT HIS BEARD ON.

THAT MEANS IT MUST BE SATURDAY,

WHICH MEANS THE PROFESSOR CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY PLAYING WITH US!

[TALKING AT ONCE]

- UM, TODAY?

I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT TODAY.

I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO IN MY OFFICE TODAY.

- AW!

- HEE HEE HEE!

- NOW, EAT UP, GIRLS.

I WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE PREPARING THAT MEAL FOR YOU,

AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT GO TO WASTE.

YOU WILL NOT BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TABLE

UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED YOUR BREAKFAST.

- LIVER AND ONIONS.

I HATE LIVER AND ONIONS.

THIS STUFF ISN'T EVEN FIT FOR A DOG TO EAT.

- THAT'S IT!

WE'LL FEED IT TO OUR DOG.

- DUH. WE DON'T HAVE A DOG.

- AHEM.

WE DO NOW.

[DOGS BARKING]

- WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ATE ALL OF YOUR BREAKFASTS.

- YEP. - YEP. - YEP.

- HA HA HA. OK, GIRLS, RUN ALONG.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO, UH, GET TO WORK.

- HEE HEE HEE!

[LAUGHING]

OH, NO.

- BUBBLES!

- Y-YES, PROFESSOR?

- WHAT IS THIS?

- THAT'S A FICUS.

- NOT THE PLANT. THIS.

ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

- UM, WELL, I'M SURE TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

THIS DRAWING MAY SEEM LIKE ONE OF MINE.

BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSER, YOU'LL SEE

IT'S AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT AT PSEUDO-IMPRESSIONISM,

WHILE I DEAL STRICTLY IN REALISM.

BYE!

- OOPS.

- UH-OH.

OH, NO!

THE PROFESSOR'S NERD AWARD.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

[HUMMING]

- M-MY MAJOR BRAIN AWARD!

BUT HOW? WHO?

BUTTERCUP!

- I DIDN'T DO IT.

- WHAT IN THE--

BLOSSOM.

- YES, PROFESSOR?

- DID YOU OVERLOAD THE WASHER AGAIN?

- PROFESSOR, I CANNOT TELL A LIE.

- OH, THAT'S MY--

- NO.

- COME NOW, BLOSSOM. ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T--

- OH, PROFESSOR!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

- WELL, YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE

AND HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE.

- PROFESSOR, I'M APPALLED.

[SIGHS]

- HEE HEE HEE!

- AND SO, THE GIRLS CONTINUED LYING AROUND THE HOUSE.

AND THEIR LIES GOT BIGGER AND BIGGER.

UNTIL FINALLY...

[ROARS]

[SCREAMS]

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- HUH? I DIDN'T DO IT.

[LAUGHING]

[BABBLES]

- HEY!

- WASN'T ME.

[LAUGHS]

- STOP THAT!

- HUH? WASN'T ME.

[LAUGHS]

NOT ME.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE DID IT.

WASN'T ME.

NOT ME.

[LAUGHS]

I DIDN'T DO IT.

- THIS GUY IS CRAZY.

- HA HA HA!

- WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.

[CRASH]

- NOT I.

- YEAH, BEFORE THE PROFESSOR SEES IT AND BLAMES IT ALL ON US.

- HA HA HA!

I DON'T KNOW.

- BUT HOW?

- TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I HAVE NO IDEA.

- WAIT! THAT'S IT!

I KNEW THERE WAS A PATTERN TO WHAT HE WAS DOING.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

YOUR LITTLE GAME IS OVER.

- HUH?

- I ATE BUTTERCUP'S CHOCOLATE BAR.

IT WORKED!

- SO IT WAS YOU.

- YES, AND I'M SORRY. I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I FIGURED OUT THAT THIS GUY

IS JUST A MANIFESTATION OF ALL OUR LIES.

AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CONFESS OUR LIES,

AND WE BEAT THIS GUY. COME ON!

TO THE PROFESSOR, GIRLS!

NOW, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.

PROFESSOR, WE HATE TO BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU'RE WORKING,

BUT WE HAVE SOME THINGS WE NEED TO TELL YOU.

- YES!

- I WANTED TO CONFESS THAT IT WAS ME WHO OVERLOADED THE LAUNDRY.

DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

- YEAH!

WAY TO GO!

- IT WORKS! COME ON, LET'S FINISH THIS.

- UM, PROFESSOR, I DREW ON THE WALLS.

- YEAH!

- AND I CLOGGED THE DRAIN WITH MY LUXURIOUS HAIR.

- WAY TO GO!

- AND I MESSED WITH YOUR LAB STUFF.

- WOO-HOO!

- AND I DIDN'T RETURN THOSE BOOKS TO THE LIBRARY ON TIME.

- YES!

- AND I GLUED ALL OF BLOSSOM'S HAIR RIBBONS TOGETHER.

HEE HEE! SORRY.

- AND I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK

WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING TV.

- AND WE ALL HATED OUR BREAKFAST.

- WELL, I'M ALL OUT OF LIES. - ME, TOO.

- YOUR TURN, BUTTERCUP.

- NO WAY.

- COME ON, WE DID IT.

- YEAH, WE DID IT.

- JUST TELL THE TRUTH.

- IT'S EASY. - WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU.

- WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

- ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

I'M THE ONE WHO BROKE YOUR NERD AWARD!

I'M THE ONE WHO DRANK OUT OF THE CHOCOLATE MILK CARTON!

I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT THE SKATES ON THE STAIRS!

AND I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!

- GIRLS, COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE?

YOU KNOW I'M VERY BUSY IN HERE.

- HEY, IT GREW AGAIN.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

[TV PLAYING]

PROFESSOR?

- HE'S NOT HERE.

- LOOK!

- BATON ROUGE, CINDY. THE ANSWER IS BATON ROUGE.

WHAT THE--GIRLS?

- A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY, HUH?

- NOT TO BE DISTURBED, EH?

- I SLAVED OVER A HOT STOVE PREPARING THAT BREAKFAST, HMM?

- I, UH, WELL, THAT IS, I MEAN,

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF LYING?

- WELL, PROFESSOR, IF THE BULL FITS...

- W-WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S YOUR LITTLE WHITE LIE, PROFESSOR.

- I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

- JUST SAY THE TRUTH, PROFESSOR.

- UH, UH, OH, ALL RIGHT.

I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY.

I DIDN'T SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE MAKING YOUR BREAKFAST.

AND--AND...I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP.

- HMM? - HUH? - WHA--

- OH, MAN!

- IT'S GONE! THE LIE IS GONE!

- YOU DID IT, PROFESSOR!

- WHOA!

NOW, GIRLS, I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON

OF HOW TINY LITTLE WHITE LIES CAN TURN INTO A BIG, UGLY ONE.

- YES, PROFESSOR.

- SO, CAN WE PLUG THE TV BACK IN NOW?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH, HELLO, MAYOR. HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

- WELL, I JUST GAVE MY REELECTION SPEECH,

AND, WELL, I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

[ROARING]

- AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

SURE HAS BEEN TAKING A BEATING.

WHY, YOU MIGHT EVEN GET POPPED FOR A POP.

- MAN, BEATING UP PEOPLE FOR FUN IS REALLY FUN.

- YEAH!

- YEAH! BEATING UP PEOPLE FOR FUN IS REALLY FUN!

OW!

- DUDE, THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY.

- WELL, YOU SAID THE SAME THING.

- YEAH, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.

- WHY DON'T YOU GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL?

- YEAH, GO GET US SOME CANDY.

NOW!

- AND MAKE SURE YOU STEAL IT.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HE'S OUR BROTHER?

- I KNOW.

MAN, BEATING UP PEOPLE FOR FUN IS REALLY FUN!

- YEAH. HA HA HA!

- COME ON, GIRLS,

LET'S DO ONE MORE SCAN OVER THE CITY AND HEAD HOME.

- I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK.

[BELL RINGS]

- I JUST SPENT EVERY PENNY OF MY HARD-EARNED ALLOWANCE

TO BUY THIS CANDY.

- COOL! JAWBREAKER!

- YOU CALLED?

- PUT DOWN THE CANDY, SUCKER.

- OR ELSE.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BEAT ME UP?

HEY! LET ME OUT!

- GEE, PROFESSOR, YOU SURE OUTDID YOURSELF THIS TIME

WITH THAT CONTAINMENT RAY.

- I'LL SAY. ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID.

- SPEAKING OF NO IDEAS,

BRICK AND BUTCH ARE GOING TO SUSPECT SOMETHING

WHEN BOOMER DOESN'T SHOW UP.

- AND WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN TO CATCH THEM YET.

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

- BUDDY, YOU LOOK DUMB!

- NEED WE SAY MORE?

- BUBBLES-- OH, I MEAN, BOOMER,

THIS IS HOW WE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH YOU,

BUT REMEMBER, THE EARPIECE AND MICROPHONE ARE VERY FRAGILE.

IF THEY GET BUMPED, THEY COULD BREAK.

- WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE READY.

- OKEY-DOKEY.

UH, I MEAN, UH-HUH.

[LAUGHING]

- WHERE THE HECK IS BOOMER? WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG?

[DOOR SLAMS]

- UH, HI. IT'S ME, BOOMER, YOUR BROTHER.

OH, HEY, FUZZY.

- WE KNOW YOU'RE OUR BROTHER.

WE'RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU.

- HEH HEH. OH, YEAH. I FORGOT.

- SO, WHERE IS IT?

- WHERE IS WHAT?

- YOU KNOW, THE CANDY.

- YEAH, THE CANDY, THE CANDY.

- UH, THE CANDY?

- WHAT ARE YOU, A STINKIN' PARROT?

- WELL, YOU SEE, THE CANDY, HA HA,

THE CANDY, WELL, UH, WELL, I ATE IT.

AND IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN TEAR OPEN MY STOMACH

AND EAT MY INTESTINES, YOU...JERKS.

[LAUGHING]

- COME ON, LET'S GO.

SO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

BOOMER, YOU GOT ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?

- WELL, UH, UH, UH...

[MUFFLED RADIO VOICE]

HOW ABOUT SOME CHEMISTRY EXPERIMENTS?

- OH, MAN, THAT'S THE LAMEST EVER.

- LAMER THAN LAME.

- WELL, THAT'S HOW I USUALLY HAVE FUN.

- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, TO BLOW UP STUFF.

- OH. NAH, WE BLEW UP A BUNCH OF STUFF YESTERDAY.

- HA HA HA!

- HEY! I GOT IT!

LET'S PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE

UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS, "STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE."

YOU FIRST, BOOMER.

[LAUGHING]

- DON'T CRY, BUBBLES.

YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF AWAY.

- HA HA. FUNNY.

OK, MY TURN.

- NAH, I'M SICK OF THAT GAME.

I KNOW. LET'S DO GRAFFITI.

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

- BUT GRAFFITI IS ILLEGAL.

HA HA! WHICH IS WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

- SHUT UP AND PAINT, BARF BAG.

WHAT IS THAT?

- FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNING GIRLY ON US.

- YEAH, AND "DUMB"?

JEEZ, BOOMER, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO GRAFFITI,

AT LEAST SPELL THE WORDS RIGHT.

SHEESH! TALK ABOUT DUMB.

- YEAH, WHAT A DUM-BEE.

- THEY'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT ITS HER.

- SHH! WE HAVE TO THINK OF A PLAN BEFORE THE BOYS CATCH ON.

- WELL, WHAT THEN?

- HEY, LOOK!

WHO CAN SPIT DOWN THAT PLANE?

- I CAN! I CAN!

- CAREFUL. EASY. EASY.

- SHOOT. I MISSED.

- I'LL GO.

- BOY, IT'S A GOOD THING WE HAD A BACKUP.

- DARN! WELL, I GUESS IT'S YOUR TURN, BOOMER.

- HA HA HA! OK.

EW!

- YOU CALL THAT A SPIT?

- THAT WAS LAME. LAMER THAN LAME.

- BUBBLES, DO IT AGAIN. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

YOU REALLY GOTTA SNORT.

[SNORTING]

MOVE THOSE BOOGERS IN THERE.

MMM...GET IT ALL JUICY.

SWIRL IT AROUND WITH YOUR TONGUE.

LUBE IT UP INTO A NICE, SLIMY BALL.

BREATHE IN.

AIM AND FIRE!

[EXPLOSIONS]

- DID I HIT THE PLANE?

- NO. BETTER.

THAT'S MORE LIKE THE BOOMER I KNOW.

SUPER SPITTER.

- I GUESS I JUST WASN'T FEELING LIKE MYSELF AT FIRST.

- YEAH, WELL, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING KIND OF WEIRD ALL DAY,

BUT YOU'RE COOL NOW.

HEY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

- EW! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! GET IT AWAY!

- WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF NO COCKROACH.

- I DON'T CARE. JUST DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

- HEY, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED COCKAROACHES.

DON'T YOU LOVE COCKAROACHES?

- WELL, SURE. SURE I DO.

I LOVE THOSE LITTLE GUYS.

- I BELIEVE YOU. - WHEW.

- THAT'S WHY I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE...EATING IT!

YEAH, EAT IT.

- EAT IT. EAT IT.

- EAT IT, BUBBLES.

- YEAH, EAT IT, BOOMER.

EAT IT! EAT IT!

- EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

[CHANTING "EAT IT"]

- I CAN'T.

- COME ON, BOOMER, IF THAT'S WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

- HEY, WE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED WITH THE TRANSMITTER.

- SO, ARE YOU GONNA EAT IT OR NOT?

[GULP]

- THERE'S NO WAY SHE ATE THAT COCKROACH.

SHE FAILED. I KNEW WE COULDN'T COUNT ON HER.

OUR PLAN IS RUINED!

NOW THEY'VE CAPTURED BUBBLES, AND THEY'VE TAKEN HER HOSTAGE,

AND THEY'RE GONNA AMBUSH US WHEN WE GO OVER THERE TO SAVE HER!

- WE WON'T BE GOING OVER THERE,

'CAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY OVER HERE.

- OH, NO!

- AND LOOK! BOOMER'S ESCAPED!

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

IT'S 3 AGAINST 2! WE'RE DOOMED!

- WHERE DID BOOMER GO?

- IN HERE.

BOOMER?

- DOWN HERE! HEY, GUYS!

- BOOMER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- HUH?

- THIS IS NO TIME TO BE FOOLING AROUND.

- YEAH, AND WHY DID YOU TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF?

- HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

WE'RE NOT HERE TO HAVE A PARTY.

WE'RE HERE TO CAPTURE THE GIRLS.

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.

- I CAN'T.

- WHY NOT?

- BECAUSE-- 'CAUSE SHE'S WEARING THEM!

- HI, BOYS. LONG TIME NO SEE.

- HEY, LET US OUT OF HERE! COME ON!

- BUBBLES, YOU'RE SAFE!

- YOU CAPTURED THEM ALL BY YOURSELF.

SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY YOU IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE?

- UH-HUH.

- WHICH MEANS YOU ATE THE COCKROACH?

- MM-HMM.

- YEAH, AND IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING.

I ALMOST BLEW CHUNKS.

- BUBBLES, I COULD BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF HIDING IN THE CLOSET.

I WAS SO WORRIED.

- PROFESSOR, SHE ATE THE COCKROACH.

- THAT'S NOT ALL. I ALSO LEARNED THIS.

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

- BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CLOTHES?

- SHUT UP!

- LET THEM GO. WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME.

- PROFESSOR, I'M REALLY SORRY I BUSTED YOUR INVENTION.

- THAT'S OK, BUBBLES.

I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO EAT A COCKROACH.

- THAT'S OK. IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.

[LAUGHTER]

- AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

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- ♪ BLOSSOM ♪

♪ COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ POWERPUFF ♪

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