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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE

THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL, BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY

ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION: CHEMICAL "X."

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA SUPER POWERS, BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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[EXPLOSION]

[NARRATOR TALKING INDISTINCTLY LIKE A CAVEMAN]

- OH, AHH!

- [GRUNTS]

- UH...

- [CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY]

- [CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY]

- [GRUNTS]

- OH!

[CHUCKLES]

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [GRUNTS]

[MASTODON TRUMPETING]

- HUH?

- WHOO!

- [SCREAMS]

- [GRUNTING]

OH!

[BELCHING]

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [GROANING]

HMM!

OH!

[CHUCKLING]

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [COUGHING]

- [LAUGHING]

[GULPS]

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [SCREAMING]

[NARRATOR TALKING INDISTINCTLY LIKE A CAVEMAN]

...THAT CRIME DOESN'T PAY,

NOT IN PREHISTORIC TOWNSVILLE OR MODERN-DAY TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE THE STUDENTS OF POKEY OAKS ENJOY A FIELD TRIP

TO THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY.

- WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ACTUAL CAVEMAN AND HIS MASTODON,

FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE FOR OVER 10,000 YEARS!

- WHOA!

- YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED OUR FROZEN FRIEND

IS CARRYING A PACK OF SEEDS.

ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE DETERMINED THAT SEEDS

WERE A PREHISTORIC FORM OF MONEY.

- SO HE'S A CROOK!

- HMM!

- OOH! BAD CAVEMAN!

- VERY GOOD, GIRLS.

THIS IS THE WORLD'S FIRST CRIMINAL,

WHO FELL INTO A FROZEN LAKE CENTURIES AGO,

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WAS ON THE LAM.

- THAT'S NOT A LAMB, SILLY!

IT'S A FUZZY ELEPHANT!

- OH, I'D SURE HATE TO MEET HIM IN A DARK ALLEY.

NOW LET'S MOVE ON.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW PREHISTORIC MAN USED

WOOLLY MAMMOTHS AS DISHWASHERS

AND PTERODACTYLS AS RECORD PLAYERS.

- NOT WANTING TO OVERSHOOT THIS EPISODE'S EDUCATIONAL QUOTA,

LET'S FAST-FORWARD TO THE EVENING,

AS THE MUSEUM SHUTS DOWN FOR THE NIGHT.

[WHISTLING]

- BRR! IT'S COLD IN HERE!

NOW WHERE'S THAT THERMOSTAT?

[MACHINE BEEPING]

OH.

THERE WE GO.

[MACHINE SHUTTING OFF]

[ALARM]

- OOH!

[GRUNTING]

WHOO-HA!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- OH. OOPS.

- THE NEXT DAY...

- THERE YOU ARE, MAYOR.

- THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN.

BOY, I JUST LOVE MY SEEDS!

- WHAT ABOUT PICKLES, MAYOR?

- DON'T YOU KNOW?

SUNFLOWER SEEDS ARE THE NEW PICKLE!

[CRUNCHING]

GOT TO HAVE MY DAILY SEEDS.

[RUMBLING]

OH, MY!

WHOA!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [GRUNTING]

- TAKE THE MONEY! DON'T HURT US!

- OH? AHH!

WHOO!

- HE DIDN'T TAKE MY MONEY! HE TOOK--

- MY SEEDS!

- MEANWHILE, AT POKEY OAKS,

THE CHILDREN ENJOYED COLORING TIME.

[TELEPHONE BUZZING]

- THE MAYOR! - AW, MAN!

- YES, MAYOR?

- EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

- WHAT IS IT?

- MY SEEDS WERE STOLEN!

- SEEDS? - SUNFLOWER SEEDS!

- SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED PICKLES.

- NO. SUNFLOWER SEEDS ARE THE NEW PICKLE!

- CALM DOWN, MAYOR.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

BANK ROBBERIES, MONSTER ATTACKS--

THOSE ARE EMERGENCIES.

SO SOMEONE TOOK YOUR SEEDS.

JUST GET SOME NEW ONES.

NO BIG EMERGENCY.

WELL, OK. IF YOU SAY SO.

THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO ENJOY MY SEEDS FOR SURE!

[RUMBLING]

UH-OH.

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [SHOUTING]

WHOO!

- MAYOR, WE'RE IN SCHOOL!

CALL US WHEN IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SEEDS.

- POOR MAYOR! WILL YOU EVER ENJOY YOUR SEEDS?

- THEY ALL WANT MY SEEDS!

BUT I'VE GOT THEM ALL FOOLED.

MY SECRET SEED STASH!

OH, MY DARLING SEEDS!

FINALLY WE'LL HAVE THIS MOMENT ALONE,

FREE FROM JUDGING EYES.

WE WILL NOT BE DENIED!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

WHY? WHY?

HE'S EVERYWHERE, STEALING MY SEEDS!

IT'S HOPELESS!

WAIT! OVER THERE ON THE DUSTY GROUND!

MY SEED! MY LAST ONE!

DON'T WORRY, MY SWEET SEED.

I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS HANDKERCHIEF AND KEEP YOU SAFE.

BUT ALL WANT MY SEED!

I CAN TRUST NO ONE!

- MAYOR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- I DON'T HAVE ONE MORE SEED!

[PANTING]

[RIPPING]

WHOA...

[PANTING]

WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY?

AAH!

[BELL RINGS]

OH.

AAH!

OH.

[CHUCKLES]

I'VE BEEN MAKING MYSELF CUCKOO!

WHO WOULD BOTHER WITH TAKING ONE SEED?

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

OH!

- OOH!

- OH!

[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- BAH, BUH, BEE.

- [SHOUTING]

- CALM DOWN, MAYOR!

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- YOU'RE ALL MESSY.

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- [GRUNTS]

- THE MAYOR HAS A SEED.

- IS THAT THE GUY TAKING YOUR SEEDS, MAYOR?

- MAYOR, YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED

THE CAVEMAN AND MASTODON WHEN YOU CALLED BEFORE.

- OH, WAS THAT IMPORTANT?

WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

AAH!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- HEY, ISN'T THAT THE CAVEMAN FROM THE MUSEUM?

- AND HIS FUZZY ELEPHANT?

- AAH!

- OF COURSE!

THAT'S WHY HE WANTS THE MAYOR'S SEED!

- AAH!

- BECAUSE HE'S A GARDENER?

- AAH!

- NO! HE'S A THIEF!

- AAH!

- OR MAYBE HE'S LIKE A PREHISTORIC ROBIN HOOD!

- AAH!

- THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE ELEPHANT.

- UH, PARDON ME FOR INTERRUPTING, GIRLS,

BUT COULD YOU STOP THE CAVEMAN

BEFORE HE TRAMPLES THE OTHER STUDENTS?

THANK YOU.

- AAH!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- WAAH!

[MASTODON TRUMPETS]

- SURE THING, MS. KEANE.

OK, GIRLS! OPERATION 1-2-AHCHOO!

- 1!

- 2!

- AHCHOO!

WELL, BACK TO YOUR LIFE SENTENCE IN THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM.

- AWESOME! THEY LOOK AS GOOD AS...

UH...NEW!

- WELL, ALMOST.

[GIGGLES]

- THANK YOU, GIRLS.

- NOW IT'S SAFE TO EAT YOUR SEEDS, MAYOR.

- WHAT SEEDS?

PICKLES ARE IN AGAIN!

[SLURP]

- AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

YOU'VE SEEN IT HERE FIRST!

- THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS CAN USUALLY BE FOUND

CLEANING UP THE BAD ELEMENTS OF THE CITY.

BUT TODAY, THEY'RE SIMPLY CLEANING OUT THEIR CLOSET.

- WOW! REMEMBER THIS?

MMM! MY OLD LUCKY BLANKET!

- HOW COULD WE FORGET?

- [WHISPERING]

I AM A GOOD FIGHTER.

I AM A GOOD FIGHTER.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I WAS, UH...JUST, UM... PRACTICING MY SPELLING.

- WHAT'S BEHIND YOUR BACK?

- NOTHING!

- COME ON, SHOW US! - NO!

- HUH? WHAT'S THIS FOR?

- [GRUNTING]

IT'S MY BLANKET!

IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH TO BE A GREAT FIGHTER!

- [GIGGLING]

- WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

- YOU COULDN'T FIGHT WITHOUT IT.

- I DON'T REMEMBER.

- REMEMBER WHEN MOJO TURNED US INTO DOGS?

- NOT SO FAST!

- MOJO! - JOJO!

- TOO LATE, POWERPUFFS!

OR SHOULD I SAY POWER-PUPS!

[BARKING]

[LAUGHING]

YOU'RE NO THREAT NOW!

TRY AS YOU MIGHT, I AM HIGHER THAN YOU,

AND BEING HIGHER THAN YOU PUTS ME OUT OF YOUR REACH!

[LAUGHS]

IF YOU WERE UP HERE, YOU MIGHT GET ME--AAH!

- REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIED IT AGAIN?

- I HAVE THOROUGHLY PREPARED MYSELF!

- GROSS!

- WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF A SPECIAL PROTECTIVE STEEL PLATE

WITH WHICH TO PROTECT MY HEINIE!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

HUH?

- HEY! DOES THIS RING A BELL, ANYBODY?

- HMM...IT SEEMS FAMILIAR.

- COME ON, GIRLS!

IT'S FROM THE TIME THAT THE PROFESSOR

ACCIDENTALLY TURNED US INTO BABIES!

[EXPLOSION]

- OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE NOISE, GIRLS.

I'VE JUST INVENTED A POTION THAT WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG FOREV--

- [CRYING]

- OH, YES! NOW I REMEMBER!

- THERE, THERE, NOW. JUST LET IT ALL OUT.

[PASSES GAS]

- THERE. DOESN'T THAT...FEEL...BETTER?

OH, AREN'T YOU JUST A LITTLE ANGEL?

- [GURGLES]

[VOMITS]

- YEAH.

AND REMEMBER HOW THE PROFESSOR TURNED EVERYONE INTO BABIES?

- [CRYING]

- AND REMEMBER WHEN WE LOST OUR SUPERPOWERS?

- [LAUGHING]

- LET'S GET HIM!

- AAH!

- YEAH. THAT GOT MESSY.

- HEY! REMEMBER WHEN WE SPED UP TIME AND BECAME TEENAGERS

AND WORE MAKEUP AND GAVE UP CRIME-FIGHTING

AND HUNG OUT AT THE MALL AND STUFF?

[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]

- OH, MY GOSH! CHECK IT OUT!

SHE IS, LIKE, SO WRONG IN THOSE PANTS!

- LIKE, YEAH, GIRLFRIEND!

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

[MUFFLED VOICE ON PHONE]

OH, MY GOSH! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!

WHERE ARE YOU?

- OVER HERE.

- OH. HEY.

SO YOU GOING TO TODD'S TONIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW. I GOT TO GET ON THE TREADMILL.

I JUST MAJORLY PIGGED OUT ON A DONUT.

IF THEY ONLY HAD, LIKE, CANDY-FLAVORED SALAD OR SOMETHING.

AND THEN WE DISCOVERED BOYS.

BLOSSOM! LOOK!

- WOW.

- TELL ME ABOUT IT. LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

HANG ON A SEC.

- BUBBLES! QUICK! LOOK!

[GULPING]

- OH. WE SHOULDN'T TALK TO THEM.

THEY'RE BAD.

- I KNOW!

- SO...WHAT'S UP?

- OH, UM...YOU KNOW... HANGING OUT.

- AAH!

- WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

- YOU KNOW...HANGING OUT.

- HEE HEE. SURE. HEE HEE HEE.

- SO, WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

- YOU GOING TO TODD'S TONIGHT?

- UM, I HAVE TO STUDY FOR AN ALGEBRA TEST

FOR MY ENGLISH CLASS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- UH...GOING TO TODD'S.

- [GIGGLES]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

- SO, WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING NOW?

- OH, I'M ROCKING THE NEW ESCALADE.

WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?

- UH, THAT'S OK.

WE RODE THE ONE UP FROM THE FIRST LEVEL.

- YEAH. I JUST PUT AN MP3 PLAYER IN IT.

- OH, COOL! I LOVE THAT GAME!

HOW ABOUT YOU, BLOSSOM?

WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON BUTCH'S NEW ESCALATOR?

- SURE. WHAT FLOOR?

- BOY, WERE WE DUMB!

- YEAH. LET'S REMEMBER SOMETHING ELSE.

- OH, HI, GIRLS! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- OH, WE'RE JUST SITTING AROUND REMEMBERING STUFF.

- AW, THAT'S NEAT!

- UM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PROFESSOR?

- OH, I WAS JUST REMEMBERING A THING OR TWO OF MY OWN.

- OH, NEAT-O!

- OOH! TELL US ONE, PROFESSOR!

- WELL, THERE WAS THE TIME THAT I GOT IN MY CAR

AND I DROVE DOWN TO THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES,

AND THEN, I RENEWED MY DRIVER'S LICENSE!

OH, YES.

- UM, PROFESSOR, WE'RE TRYING TO REMEMBER

THINGS THAT ARE INTERESTING!

FOR EXAMPLE, DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME YOU GOT MARRIED TO...

- MS. BELLUM LOOKS LOVELY, DOESN'T SHE?

- BY THE POWER VESTED INTO ME,

AND THE BLAH BLAH, UM-DIDDLY-OODLE,

THE BLANK POODLE, AND THE BLAH, BLAH, BLABBIDY-BLAH,

I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WOMAN.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

- FINALLY! AFTER ALL THIS TIME, WE GET TO SEE HER FACE!

- AAH!

- I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

- OK. HA HA.

I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH REMEMBERING FOR NOW.

UH, SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I--

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR CLOSET, MR. MAYOR?

- YOU MEAN, WE'RE NOT IN MY HOUSE?

- SORRY, MAYOR.

- WELL, THAT EXPLAINS ALL THAT COOL FURNITURE.

- HEY! DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORIES, MR. MAYOR?

- OH, FOR SHOOT! I GOT LOADS OF THEM!

HOW ABOUT THE TIME I CAME OVER YOUR HOUSE

AND HUNG OUT IN YOUR CLOSET AND REMEMBERED STUFF?

- YOU MEAN, NOW? - OH.

HOW ABOUT WHEN THE PROFESSOR INVENTED A GIANT PICKLE?

- WAIT A MINUTE, MAYOR.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

- OH.

WELL, A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE?

- OH, HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I GOT MY TOENAILS PAINTED?

- REMEMBER WHEN I MOWED MY LAWN?

- REMEMBER WHEN I FORGOT EVERYTHING?

- REMEMBER THE 39-CENT BURGER WARS?

- REMEMBER WHEN CARTOONS WERE SIMPLE?

- REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE REMEMBERING STUFF?

- YEAH, AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE CAME INTO OUR CLOSET.

- THAT'S RIGHT!

I FORGOT!

[LAUGHTER]

- HEY, REMEMBER HOW AT THE END

OF EVERY "POWERPUFF GIRLS" EPISODE I COME IN AND SAY,

"SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS"?

HA HA! OH, THAT WAS GREAT!

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP ♪

♪ SHE IS THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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