Original subtitles

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

IN THE WEE, WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING.

THE RAINS ARE GONE,

AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTLY.

THE GRASSES ARE GREEN WITH FLOWERS ABLOOM,

THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, THE WINTER IS FINALLY PAST,

AND THE SWEET SMELL OF SPRING IS IN THE AIR.

NO MORE WET DAYS FOR THE PEOPLE OF TOWNSVILLE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND NO MORE WET DAYS FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

WHAT THE...

Together: I DIDN'T DO IT!

SHE DID IT!

YOU DID IT!

I DIDN'T DO IT!

WAIT!

I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION.

HMM. I KNOW.

MAYBE THE RAINS BLEW IN THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW.

NOPE, I DON'T THINK SO.

HEY, MAYBE PIPES LEAKED THROUGH THE CEILING.

NOPE, DRY AS A NOMAD'S LIPS

IN THE SAHARA DESERT.

BLOSSOM, MAYBE YOU SPILLED

YOUR GLASS OF WATER LAST NIGHT.

I DIDN'T GET UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER LAST NIGHT.

MAYBE YOU SLEPT UPSIDE DOWN AND DROOLED EVERYWHERE.

I DIDN'T SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN LAST NIGHT.

MAYBE THE WATERBED LEAKED.

WE DON'T HAVE A WATERBED.

HMM.

I KNOW!

MAYBE SOMEBODY WHIZZED IN THE BED LAST NIGHT.

[BUZZING]

[SCREECHING]

LET'S SPLIT UP.

[THINKING] I DIDN'T DO IT.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN BUTTERCUP.

SHE WAS EXCEPTIONALLY DEFENSIVE.

OW!

[THINKING] IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN BLOSSOM.

SHE'S SUCH A HEAVY SLEEPER.

I KNOW IT WAS HER.

[SPLASH]

[THINKING] BUBBLES IS SUCH A BABY.

IT HAD TO BE HER. I JUST KNOW IT.

UGH!

[SCREECHING]

Narrator: GIRLS, SNAP OUT OF IT!

TOWNSVILLE NEEDS YOU!

OH, WE SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THAT SQUID OFF HOURS AGO.

WE WERE PATHETIC!

LISTEN, YOU TWO, WE WERE ALL PEE-OCCUPIED--

I-I-I MEAN, PREOCCUPIED.

OUR MINDS WERE OBVIOUSLY ON SOMETHING ELSE.

I'M SURE IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL TOMORROW MORNING.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA GET SOME REST.

GOOD NIGHT.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWN--

WHOA, NELLIE!

SEE, BUBBLES? I KNEW IT WAS YOU.

OH, YEAH? HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T BLOSSOM?

BUTTERCUP, I BET IT WAS YOU!

YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO POINT THE FINGER.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY

THE MOST DISTRACTED YESTERDAY.

OH, REALLY?

WELL, BUBBLES HAS MORE PROBLEMS

THAN THE TWO OF US COMBINED.

TRUE.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY,

COMING FROM THE PERSON WHO SLEEPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED!

WHAT?!

[TALKING AT ONCE]

[MUFFLED VOICES AND BANGING]

[GUNSHOTS]

Announcer: THIS JUST IN.

WITH A LESS-THAN-PERFECT MATCH YESTERDAY

WITH TOWNSVILLE'S DEADLY SPECTACLE OF TENTACLES,

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN

AS AN EVIL, FIREBREATHING MALLARD

WREAKS HAVOC ON OUR CITY.

WHAT WOULD NORMALLY BE DUCK SOUP FOR THE GIRLS

IS TURNING INTO A STEWY SITUATION WITHOUT THEM.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNS--

OH, COME ON!

I'VE HEARD OF TOILET HUMOR,

BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

Together: I DIDN'T DO IT.

Children: 1 PLUS 1 IS 2.

1 PLUS 2 IS 3.

1 PLUS 3 IS 4.

1 PLUS 4 IS 5.

1 PLUS 5 IS 6.

[THINKING] I KNOW IT WASN'T ME.

MAYBE IT WAS ME.

[THINKING] I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT... COULD I?

[THINKING] I'M THE MOST MATURE.

LOGIC DICTATES THAT I'M INNOCENT.

DOESN'T IT?

[RINGING]

BYE, CHILDREN. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

BYE, KIDS.

WHEW! MAN, I SURE COULD USE A--

HEH HEH! BLOSSOM!

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, PROFESSOR?

[THINKING] I CAN DO THIS, I CAN DO THIS, I CAN DO THIS, I CAN DO THIS,

I CAN DO THIS, I CAN DO THIS.

AHEM.

NOCTURNAL ENURESIS IS CAUSED BY NUMEROUS FACTORS,

AND ACCORDING TO THE TYPE AND SEVERITY OF THE CHILD'S CONDITION,

THE USUAL CAUSES RANGE FROM A LACK OF SUFFICIENT ANTIDIURETIC

HORMONE LEVELS AT NIGHT TO A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT PHYSICAL FACTORS.

AND ALTHOUGH NOCTURNAL ENURESIS USUALLY WORKS ITSELF OUT OVER TIME,

THE MODERN CONSENSUS AMONGST PEDIATRICIANS IS THAT PERSISTENT

NOCTURNAL ENURESIS, IF LEFT UNTREATED, CAN LEAVE A CHILD WITH

SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES AS WELL AS NEGATIVELY AFFECT

ITS SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT.

NOW, AREN'T YOU GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK?

SO, MS. KEANE, YOU UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM?

BLOSSOM, YOU HAVE A COMMON CONDITION

THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL AND COMMON.

FORTUNATELY, THE PROBLEM USUALLY FIXES ITSELF EVENTUALLY,

SO IN THE MEANTIME, HERE ARE SOME PAMPHLETS YOU CAN READ UP ON.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I REALLY NEED YOUR EXPERT OPINION.

WHY, EVERYONE HAS AN ACCIDENT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER--

UH, SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

THAT'S WHY I WEAR THESE--

DISCREET AND COMFORTABLE,

GIVING YOU THE FREEDOM AND CONFIDENCE YOU DESERVE.

SEE? IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.

WAIT, BUBBLES. DON'T GO!

THESE'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

AVOID UNPLEASANT, EMBARRASSING WETNESS,

AND RECLAIM YOUR FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

[MUFFLED MECHANICAL SOUND]

WHEW. HEY, BUTTERCUP.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE QUENCHING YOUR THIRST

WITH SOMETHING COLD AND WET. HA HA!

HEY, WHERE ARE YOUR SISTERS?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[CRASH]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

[WATER RUNNING]

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

[QUACKING]

Woman: OH, BOY, WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!

YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, SONNY!

YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!

WHY, EVERYONE HAS AN ACCIDENT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER--

SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

[WATER DRIPPING]

YOU HAVE A CONDITION...

[WATER DRIPPING]

NOW, AREN'T YOU GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK?

Woman: YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, SONNY!

WEAR THESE.

Professor: NOCTURNAL ENURESIS.

COLD AND WET.

READ UP.

Man: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Woman: YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!

Professor: COLD AND WET.

YOU HAVE A CONDITION...

Man: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Woman: YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!

YOU'RE IN A LOT...

YOU'RE IN A...

YOU'RE IN... YOU'RE IN...

YOU'RE IN... YOU'RE IN...

WEAR THESE.

Professor: NOCTURNAL ENURESIS...

COLD AND WET. COLD AND WET.

YOU HAVE A CONDITION...

Man: ACCIDENT.

ACCIDENT.

ACCIDENT.

MAN, I'M BEAT.

SURE AM TIRED.

I CAN HARDLY KEEP MY EYES OPEN.

WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S GOOD NIGHT.

SLEEP TIGHT.

DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

[CRASHING]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

IT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS RIGHT BELOW OUR WINDOWS.

SHH! PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP!

[FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CREAKING OPEN]

[ZIPPER OPENING, WATER RUNNING]

YOU! YOU! YOU!

EH HEH HEH HEH! UH, YOU CAUGHT ME.

[ZIP] AHEM.

SO IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME!

BUT WHY?

HA HA! WELL, YOU SEE--

Blossom: I KNOW WHY.

YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

BY POURING WATER ON OUR BED AND WETTING OUR SHEETS,

YOU KNEW WE WOULD MISINTERPRET OUR SITUATION.

WITH OUR CONFIDENCE RUINED...

OUR SLEEP DEPRIVATION AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH...

AND OUR TEAMWORK TOTALLY TRASHED...

YOU COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

THAT'S WHY YOU DID IT, MOJO, ISN'T IT?

NO. I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU.

[SNICKERING]

[LAUGHING]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES WHEN--

OOH HOO HA HA HA!

HA HA! "YOU DID IT!" OOH HO HO! "NO, YOU DID!"

HA HA HA! "I DIDN'T DO IT!"

AH HA HA HO HO!

HA HA HA HA!

UH...AHH...

AH HA HA HA HA!

OH, HA HEE HEE HEE!

[WATER RUNNING]

OH!

UH-OH.

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

MY WATER BOTTLE BROKE.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

SHUT UP!

Narrator: GEE WHIZ,

YOU GIRLS ARE NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOK.

AH HA HA HA HA! UH, SO MUCH FOR MY DRY WIT.

AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.

ANOTHER JOYFUL, LOVING, PLAYFUL DAY

IN A CARING, GOOD OLD-FASHIONED, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY,

JUST GETTIN' ALONG KIND OF TOWN--

WITH THE OCCASIONAL TRAFFIC DUE TO SUPERHERO FIGHTING.

Princess: NOW, LOOK, MONKEYBUTT. IT'S REAL SIMPLE.

TAKE YOUR CHEAP, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING,

LAZY SOY LATTE, HONEY, AND LEAP OUT A HIGH WINDOW,

'CAUSE YOU'RE BREATHING MY AIR, AND YOU ARE FIRED!

OH! MAN, MY MOM CAN BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE BUTT.

CARMICHAEL, WHY ARE WE NOT MOVING?!

[MUFFLED] CARMICHAEL!

OH! NEVER MIND. I'LL LOOK FOR MYSELF.

[HORNS HONKING]

WHAT IS THAT?

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS?

[GASPS]

WHY, LOOK WHO IT IS-- THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

I AM SO GONNA SUE YOUR--

WAIT. YOU'RE NOT THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS, TOOTS.

WE WERE FIGHTIN' THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

AND DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK IN YOUR CAR.

WHICH REMINDS ME, IDIOTS...

WE FORGOT TO KICK SOME POWERPUFF BUTT.

LET'S GO!

OH, MY GOSH! THEY'RE JUST PERFECT!

CARMICHAEL, WATCH THE CAR.

GET READY, BOYS.

[SCREAMING]

Girls: PRINCESS?!

HEY, NOT BAD.

NICE LANDING.

LOSERS.

HA HA HA! HA HA! HA HA HA!

OHH! ALL THIS TIME I WANTED TO BE A POWERPUFF GIRL,

BUT THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM.

THEY'RE GOOD, AND I'M EVIL.

NOW, THIS IS SO PERFECT.

JUST LOOK AT YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM, BUT EVIL LIKE ME!

SO, WHEN YOU GONNA WELCOME ME INTO THE GROUP?

HEE HEE! HA HA! HA HA HA!

WELCOME YOU INTO THE GROUP!

HA HA HA! THAT'S RICH.

YEAH. I MEAN, WE'RE THE SAME.

WE'RE POWERFUL, SHORT, EVIL,

AND WE ALL HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, RIGHT?

YOU THE SAME AS US?

HA! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME.

NO, WAIT. I HAVE WEAPONS, MONEY,

A HIGH THRESHOLD FOR PAIN.

HELLO! WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS,

AND YOU ARE A LAME, SISSY, BABY GIRL!

BUT-- BESIDES...

ANYTHING A STUPID GIRL CAN DO, BOYS CAN DO BETTER!

WATCH.

HA HA HA! SILLY GIRL.

GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS AT TEA PARTIES.

Blossom: ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS,

YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU RUINED

MAYBE OUR ONLY CHANCE TO BEAT THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS?

YEAH, BEFORE WE POUND YOU.

[CRYING]

DON'T THINK WE'LL GO EASY ON YOU

JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRYING.

WAIT, BUTTERCUP.

PRINCESS, WHAT'S WRONG?

THOSE BOYS SAID I WASN'T

GOOD ENOUGH TO JOIN THEIR TEAM

BECAUSE I'M A STUPID GIRL,

AND BOYS ARE BETTER.

Together: THEY SAID WHAT?!

OH, YEAH.

AND THEY ALSO SAID STUFF ABOUT YOU GUYS--

LIKE YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR...

[GASP]

AND THAT YOU FIGHT LIKE GIRLS...

[GASP]

AND YOU'RE REALLY STUPID.

OH!

PLEASE,

YOU HAVE TO LET ME BE A POWERPUFF GIRL.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM.

I HAVE A PLAN AND EVERYTHING.

THIS BETTER BE GOOD, PRINCESS.

IT WILL BE, I PROMISE!

JUST FOLLOW ME!

THIS IS MY SECRET WAREHOUSE OF WEAPONRY.

[BEEPING]

WOW. WOW. WOW.

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

UM...THESE ARE WEAPONS THAT I MADE.

MADE FOR WHAT?

FOR DESTROYING YOU...

BUT NOW WE CAN USE THEM TO DESTROY THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS.

LOOK! A SUPER IONIC BLAST GUN,

MULTIPLE ANTIMATTER SCATTER BOMBS,

AND A MOLECULAR ELECTRONIC DECEPTOR--

3 TOTALLY STATE-OF-THE-ART POWERHOUSES

OF COMPLETE, TOTAL, CHEMICAL X-SEEKING ANNIHILATION.

AND IT'S ALL YOURS

IF YOU MAKE ME A POWERPUFF GIRL.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU WANNA BE PART OF OUR TEAM...

AND YOU WANT US TO USE YOUR HORRIBLE WEAPONS...

THAT WERE MEANT TO DESTROY US?

WE'RE SUPERHEROES. WE DON'T NEED WEAPONS.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, BLOSSOM?

BLOSSOM?

BLOSSOM?

PRINCESS, YOU'RE IN.

TRUST ME, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.

[BOOM]

[BURP]

I LOVES ME A GOOD BURGER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT GOES GOOD WITH BURGERS?

VIDEO GAMES!

[SWOOSH]

WHAT THE...

THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

SHUT UP. IT'S NOT A PLANE.

YEAH, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

ALPHA TEAM READY.

RED TEAM READY.

GREEN TEAM READY.

BLUE TEAM READY.

RED TEAM, ATTACK!

OH, MAN, EXCELLENT. COOL. AWESOME.

[GASP] YOU MISSED! HOW COULD YOU MISS?!

GREEN TEAM, ATTACK!

WOW. THAT'S RAD.

THAT WAS SO RADICAL!

WHAT?! FOR PETE'S SAKE, THEY WERE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

BLUE TEAM, ATTACK!

WHOA. WICKED! COOL! AWESOME!

OH, NO!

A TANK!

A PLANE! A BOAT!

OH, MY! OH, MY! OH, MY!

DON'T JUST SIT THERE. ATTACK!

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC!

ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING?

JUST WATCH.

LOCK ON TARGET, BOYS.

READY.

READY.

FIRE!

DIRECT HIT!

AND THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA! OH, IT HURTS TO LAUGH!

HA HA HA HA!

HA! I CAN'T MOVE!

OH HO HA HA HA!

HEE HEE! I CAN'T BR-- I CAN'T BREATHE.

[GASPING]

HA HA HA HA!

WELL, GIRLS, THE PLAN WORKED.

WE OUTWITTED THE DIMWITS ONCE AGAIN.

SILLY BOYS.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT A PATHETIC DISPLAY

OF SUBSTANDARD SUPERHEROISM.

I MEAN, IT WASN'T LIKE I BRAGGED ABOUT YOU GUYS BEFORE,

BUT YOU REALLY STUNK!

WHERE TO BEGIN?

I MEAN, THAT WASN'T TEAMWORK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!

YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF HAND-EYE COORDINATION--

THEY WERE LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU,

AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN HIT THEM!

YOU PRACTICALLY ROLLED OVER

AND HANDED THEM THE WEAPONS!

THAT IS NOT POWERPUFF MATERIAL, GIRLS!

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED AND CONCERNED

FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS TEAM!

OBVIOUSLY YOU LACK THE LEADERSHIP SKILLS

TO BE A SUCCESSFUL SUPERHERO TEAM,

SO I WILL BE FILLING THE POSITION OF LEADER FROM NOW ON.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RIDING ON YOUR REPS WAY TOO LONG.

TODAY WAS PITIFUL!

AND THEN YOU JUST STOOD THERE ON THE SIDELINES LIKE LOSERS.

LOSERS!

"OH, YES, WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. WE CAN DO ANYTHING."

YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOOT STRAIGHT!

AND YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED TO BEAT THESE GUYS,

AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE, "BLEH, BLEH, I DIDN'T HIT THEM,

BLEH, I DIDN'T HIT THEM."

...YOU IDIOTS!

Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME ♪

♪ JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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