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SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...

A FRIENDLY METROPOLIS WHERE MAN AND NATURE LIVE IN HARMONY.

THE CITIZENS OF TOWNSVILLE VALUE THEIR ANIMAL COMPANIONS,

AND EVERYONE HAS A "YOU SCRATCH MY BACK, I'LL PET YOURS" ATTITUDE.

BUT WAIT.

THERE'S ONE ANIMAL THAT DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS:

THE MUTATED MONKEY MOJO JOJO.

IN ONE OF HIS MORE PATHETIC DISGUISES, I MIGHT ADD.

HA HA HA HA HA!

THIS ORDINARY HARDWARE SUPPLY STORE

HAS THE PERFECTION SELECTION FROM WHICH TO SELECT SUPPLIES

TO BEGIN THE CONSTRUCTION OF MY ULTIMATE TOWNSVILLE DESTRUCTION DEVICE,

THE ONLY PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO DESTROY TOWNSVILLE!

MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

NO. I'M GOOD.

NOT SO FAST!

MOJO...

JOJO!

I'M SORRY.

I THINK YOU MUST HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE--

[GROANING]

MERCY.

LET'S FINISH HIM OFF, GIRLS.

NOT SO FAST, POWERPUFF GIRLS.

HUH? HUH? HUH?

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF TOWNSVILLE ORDINANCE 1022-76: CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.

CITIZENS, THIS IS NO DEFENSELESS ANIMAL.

THIS IS A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND BENT ON

THE DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND.

HE'S EVIL AND CRUEL, AND DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR SYMPATHY.

SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, RELEASE THE MONKEY.

EVIL AND CRUEL?

HE IS MERELY ACTING UPON HIS NATURAL INSTINCTS.

WOULD YOU CALL THE NOBLE LION CRUEL

FOR PREYING UPON THE ANTELOPE TO FEED HIS YOUNG?

IS THE RESOURCEFUL BEAVER EVIL

FOR FELLING A TREE TO BUILD HIS DAM?

HA. WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

YEAH. LIONS AND BEAVERS ARE CUTE.

TYPICAL. THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE.

OUR FURRY BROTHERS NEED PROTECTION FROM THE LIKES OF YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT!

UH, I MEAN...

[SOBBING]

THESE MEAN GIRLS ALWAYS BEAT ME UP

FOR DOING NOTHING MORE THAN

INNOCENTLY FOLLOWING MY NATURAL INSTINCTS.

ALL THESE YEARS GETTING MAIMED AND MAULED

BY THESE MALICIOUS MONKEY BASHERS.

YOU CAN IMAGINE THE VETERINARY BILLS.

[SOBBING]

THERE, THERE, LITTLE MONKEY DUDE.

I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

HA! STAY BACK, POWERPUFFS.

THE LAW PROTECTS THIS HARMLESS CREATURE,

AND THAT IS THAT.

HARMLESS?

I'LL SHOW YOU HARMLESS.

SAVE MOJO!

SAVE MOJO!

All: SAVE MOJO! SAVE MOJO!

SAVE MOJO! SAVE MOJO! SAVE MOJO!

I'M AFRAID THEY'RE RIGHT, BUTTERCUP.

MOJO IS AN ANIMAL.

A FREAKISH, EVIL, TWISTED ANIMAL,

BUT AN ANIMAL NO LESS.

AND HE'S PROTECTED UNDER THE LAW.

AND SO IS THIS PEACEFUL PROTEST.

AS LONG AS THEY'RE AROUND, WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM.

Buttercup: UGH. STUPID LAWS.

HEH HEH HEH.

WOW!

WHAT A RARE GLIMPSE OF ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

NOT SO FAST, MOJO JOJO!

OOH, I'M BEING OPPRESSED.

NOT SO FAST, POWERPUFF GIRLS.

[NO AUDIO]

WHOA!

HIS PRIMAL GATHERING SKILLS ARE EXPLOSIVE.

[RINGING]

NOT SO FAST, MOJO JOJO!

OOH, I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

NOT SO FAST, POWERPUFF GIRLS!

[NO AUDIO]

[BEEPING]

WHOA! EVEN AT NIGHT, HE'S SO FULL OF ENERGY.

Powerpuff Girls: NOT SO FAST, MOJO JOJO!

I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

NOT SO FAST, POWERPUFF GIRLS!

[NO AUDIO]

ALL I NEED NOW IS A COMPUTER POWERFUL ENOUGH

TO RUN THE ULTIMATE TOWNSVILLE DESTRUCTION DEVICE.

HEY!

Buttercup: NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

Bubbles: OUR OWN HOUSE!

YOU'RE JUST GETTING LAZY.

BEING OPPRESSED!

NOT SO FAST--

YEAH, YEAH. WE GOT IT.

THAT'S IT!

WE'RE GOING TO THE MAYOR.

HURRY BACK WITH MY COMPUTER, GIRLS!

I NEED TO CHECK MY E-MAIL!

MAYOR, MOJO'S BUILDING AN ULTIMATE TOWNSVILLE DESTRUCTION DEVICE,

AND THESE STUPID--

TUT, TUT. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT,

AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

IT'S BLOCKING MY VIEW.

SO YOU GIRLS SKEDADDLE NOW AND TAKE CARE OF IT.

GOOD-BYE!

BUT MAYOR, WE CAN'T.

MOJO IS PROTECTED BY THE LAW.

WELL, WHO WOULD PASS A STUPID LAW LIKE THAT?

I SAY WE KICK HIM OUT OF OFFICE.

MAYOR, YOU PASSED IT.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

WE NEED YOU TO CHANGE IT.

I CAN DO THAT?

WELL, THEN I AM GONNA DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THAT SILLY "SHOPLIFTING" LAW.

UGHHH!

MAYOR, TRY TO FOCUS. READ THIS.

"NO ONE SHALL BE ALLOWED TO HARASS,

"MISTREAT OR HURT AN ANIMAL RAISED BY OTHERS

OR ANY ANIMAL LIVING IN THE WILD."

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH STEALING PRETTY DRESSES?

WAIT! WHAT DID YOU SAY?

NOTHING. NOTHING.

YOU SAID, "ANY ANIMAL LIVING IN THE WILD."

THAT'S IT! COME ON, GIRLS.

Woman: WOW!

ISN'T THE ADDITION TO HIS NEST AMAZING?

HEY--

NOT SO FAST--

WAIT! WE'RE NOT HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE.

JUST HEAR US OUT, OK?

OK.

YES! MY DAY OF GREATNESS HAS FINALLY COME,

AND I, MOJO JOJO, WILL FINALLY RULE TOWNSVILLE,

AND THEN THE WORLD!

ALL THANKS TO THOSE DIRTY HIPPIES,

WHO I'M GONNA SMASH FIRST.

HA HA HA HA HA!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HOLD. WHO COULD BE VISITING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

YES, YES. WHAT IS IT?

HI, MOJO. WE HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS

THAT WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY.

YOU'VE MADE ME QUITE HAPPY ALREADY.

NOW, GO AWAY.

HEY! WHO INVITED THEM?

I MEAN, OOH, I'M BEING OPPRESSED.

NOT ANYMORE. WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME SIDE NOW.

THAT'S RIGHT. HUH?

WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT THAT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN WILD.

SO WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU HOME.

I FIND YOUR RAMBLINGS TO BE NONSENSICAL,

AS I AM ALREADY IN MY HOME.

I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT,

SINCE YOU YOURSELVES HAVE ENTERED MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE

TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH ME,

MOJO JOJO, IN MY OWN DWELLING.

All: GOOD-BYE, MOJO!

ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM!

[THUMP]

WHERE AM I?

[GIGGLING]

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN LEAVING HIM IN JAIL.

HEY! THIS IS NOT A PROPER HOME FOR MOJO JOJO.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]

I FEEL SO UNNATURAL.

NO, THANK YOU. I WILL NOT EAT SUCH FILTH.

I HAVE STANDARDS, YOU KNOW.

GET AWAY FROM ME!

[SQUEALING]

[FOOTSTEPS THUNDERING]

SAVE MOJO.

[ROARING]

Narrator: UH, CUTE LITTLE NITPICKERS.

AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE THE CHILDREN CAN'T WAIT TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL.

[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]

Man on radio: GOOD MORNING, TOWNSVILLE KINDERGARTNERS.

ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SUPER DAY OF SCHOLARSHIP?

GIMME A "K." K!

GIMME AN "E." E!

GIMME AN "A." A!

"N." N!

"E." E!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL? KEANE!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

KEANE!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

KEANE! KEANE!

KEANE!

KEANE!

♪ K IS FOR KINDHEARTED ♪

♪ E IS FOR EVENHANDED ♪

♪ A IS AT ANY EXPENSE ♪

♪ N IS FOR NEVER LATE ♪

♪ WE NEVER WAIT FOR CLASS AT 8:00 ♪

♪ E IS FOR EXCELLENCE ♪

♪ K IS FOR KINDHEARTED ♪

♪ E IS FOR EVENHANDED ♪

♪ A IS AT ANY EXPENSE ♪

♪ N IS FOR NEVER LATE ♪

♪ WE NEVER WAIT FOR CLASS AT 8:00 ♪

♪ E IS FOR EXCELLENCE ♪

♪ KEANE! KEANE! ♪

♪ SHE'S SO KEEN, SHE'S THE QUEEN ♪

♪ SHE'S ON THE SCENE, SHE'S GOOD AND LEAN ♪

♪ SHE'S A COOL BEAN, NOW MOVE THE BEAD ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ♪

♪ K IS FOR KINDHEARTED ♪

♪ E IS FOR EVENHANDED ♪

♪ A IS AT ANY EXPENSE ♪

♪ N IS FOR NEVER LATE ♪

♪ WE NEVER WAIT FOR CLASS AT 8:00 ♪

♪ E IS FOR EXCELLENCE ♪

IT'S 8:01.

MISS KEANE'S NEVER LATE FOR CLASS AT 8:00.

Raspy voice: I AM AFRAID THAT I AM THE BEARER OF SOME RATHER...

UNFORTUNATE NEWS.

MISS KEANE IS UNABLE TO ATTEND TO YOUR INSTRUCTION,

ON ACCOUNT OF THE ONSET OF A VERY SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED "ILLNESS."

[GASP]

I AM MR. GREEN...

[THUNDERCLAP]

YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

ALL RIGHT, CLASS. NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSIN--

[COUGHING]

[HACKING]

MMM. UGH.

Normal voice: SORRY ABOUT THAT, KIDS.

JUST GETTING OVER A LITTLE COLD, MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

IF YOU PULL OUT YOUR NUTRITION ASSIGNMENT FROM YESTERDAY,

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE 4 MAJOR FOOD GROUPS ARE?

UH, YES. YOU THERE.

A VERY SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED ILLNESS, HA!

THIS CREATURE TEACHER HAS DONE SOMETHING WITH MISS KEANE,

I JUST KNOW IT.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, BUTTERCUP.

BUT WHAT? WHAT HAS HE DONE?

THAT'S CORRECT.

MILK AND DAIRY IS A VERY IMPORTANT FOOD GROUP.

MAYBE HE ATE HER!

[SCREAMING]

Woman: THIS SUBSTITUTE CREATURE TRICKED ME!

NOW I'M ONE OF HIS 4 MAJOR FOOD GROUPS!

Man: YES, I, THE EVIL AND DESPICABLE MR. GREEN,

DID TRICK YOU, MISS KEANE.

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLETE MY BALANCED MEAL.

AAH!

[CHOMP]

NOW, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE LAST REMAINING FOOD GROUP?

HOW ABOUT TEACHER, DR. LECTER?

[MUFFLED]

RIGHT.

OK, WELL, THE LAST FOOD GROUP IS MEATS.

NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT LESSON.

Buttercup: UGH...

COME ON, LET'S FLUNK THIS BAD APPLE

AND FIND MISS KEANE.

BUT WE CAN'T, BUTTERCUP.

NOT WHILE HE'S HOLDING ALL OUR CLASSMATES HOSTAGE.

I WONDER WHAT HE'S PLANNING TO DO NEXT.

OH, WELL, CHILDREN,

I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL LESSON PLANNED FOR YOU TODAY.

OH, NO. HE'S REACHING FOR SOMETHING.

[SCREECHING]

GET HIM!

YOU 3?

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BEGINNING TO GET ON MY NERVES, LADIES.

DON'T TRY MY PATIENCE.

BACK TO YOUR SEATS NOW.

UH, YOU, WITH THE BOW.

YOU STAY.

I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU.

A TASK? F-FOR ME?

UH, BLOSSOM, IS IT?

BLOSSOM, I HAVE A SECRET I WANT TO TELL YOU.

[GASP] S-SECRET?

YES. A SECRET.

YOU SEE, I HAVE THESE COOKIES

THAT I WANT YOU TO PASS OUT TO THE STUDENTS.

UMM...BUT...

COME ON, NOW. OFF YOU GO.

ONE FOR EVERYONE. SHOO SHOO!

YOU CRAZY KID. HA HA HA.

Bubbles: WHAT... IS BLOSSOM DOING?

I THINK SHE'S GIVING SOMETHING TO SUZIE JENKINS.

[GASP]

POISON!

BLOSSOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH, I--I BROUGHT YOU THESE, SUZIE.

MMM...COOKIES.

AND THEY'RE FROM MEAN MR. GREEN.

HE BAKED THEM ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

[CHOKING]

AAH!

[ROARING]

HA HA HA HA!

YOU EVIL CREATURE!

YOU MADE ME POISON MY CLASSMATE!

THAT'S RIGHT, BLOSSOM.

AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL ALL OF YOUR CLASSMATES ARE POISONED.

HA HA HA HA HA!

NO, SUZIE, NO!

COME ON, BUBBLES.

LET'S SHOW THIS CREEP HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

YAAH!

HUH!

YAAH!

HI-YA!

YAH! HI-YA!

YAH!

I THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM.

OH, NO!

MMM...CHOCOLATE CHIP.

[SIGH] THAT'S IT.

NO RECESS FOR YOU.

Raspy voice: HEY, JULIE BEAN!

DO YOU WANT ME TO PUSH YOU?

NO! STOP PUSHING ME, MR. GREEN!

HA HA HA!

[GASP] AAH!

Raspy voice: HEY! ELMER SGLUE.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SPIN YOU?

NO, MR. GREEN, I DON'T WANT TO SPIN.

[ROARING]

AAH!

[EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMING]

HEY, HARRY PIT, I HEAR YOU LIKE TO PLAY IN THE MUD.

NO, MR. GREEN, NOT THE MUD.

POWERPUFF GIRLS, HELP!

[GURGLING]

Blossom: THAT DOES IT!

LET'S KICK SOME SUBSTITUTE BUTT!

HEY, GREEN!

HUH?

IS SOMEONE CALLING ME?

THAT'S RIGHT, GREEN!

I'M TALKING TO YOU!

YOU'VE SAT IN ON YOUR LAST CLASS.

COSMIC CANNONBALL!

HELLO?

Kids: POWERPUFF GIRLS, NO!

MR. GREEN IS NICE!

NICE? NICE? NICE?

BUT JULIE BEAN,

I HEARD YOU SCREAMING.

DIDN'T MR. GREEN VAULT YOU INTO SPACE?

VAULT ME INTO SPACE?

HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO PUSH ME ON THE SWING.

AND DIDN'T HE SPIN ELMER INTO THE EARTH?

AND DROWN HARRY IN A SEA OF MUD?

HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SPIN ME AROUND.

AND LET ME PLAY IN THE MUD.

BUT HE'S A MONSTER.

HE'S ICKY.

AND GREEN.

OH, HA HA HA. I GET IT.

LISTEN, GIRLS.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BIG HORNS

AND LIKE TO WEAR LONG FLOWING CAPES,

DOESN'T MAKE ME A BAD GUY.

YES, I AM A MONSTER. BUT I LOVE CHILDREN.

AND I WANT TO HELP THEM LEARN AND GROW.

WE'RE SORRY, MR. GREEN.

I GUESS WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE SOMEONE BY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

EVEN IF THEY'RE AS UGLY AS YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT.

BESIDES, YOU GIRLS AREN'T WHAT YOU APPEAR TO BE.

FOR 3 SWEET LITTLE GIRLS, YOU REALLY CAN PACK A PUNCH.

Narrator: AW, MR. GREEN.

YOU'RE THE BEST SUBSTITUTE CREATURE EVER!

[ROAR]

DON'T YOU MEAN TEACHER?!

Narrator: UH, RIGHT, SORRY.

TEACHER. SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. HA.

SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME ♪

♪ JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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