Original subtitles

SUGAR,

SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Narrator: SHH.

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE IT'S THE END OF A QUIET, PEACEFUL, CRIME-FREE DAY,

WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S BEDTIME

FOR OUR BELOVED HEROES THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

YES, IT'S TIME FOR PROFESSOR UTONIUM

TO TUCK IN OUR TUCKERED-OUT LITTLE SUPERTOTS.

AHEM.

TIME FOR PROFESSOR UTONIUM TO TUCK IN

OUR TUCKERED-OUT LITTLE SUPERTOTS.

IT'S TIME TO TUCK US IN, PROFESSOR!

OHH. WHAT'S KEEPING HIM?

[SNORING]

OH, NO.

PREPARING FOR HIS BIG DISSERTATION TOMORROW

HAS WORN HIM OUT.

WHY DON'T WE TUCK HIM IN FOR A CHANGE?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!

SHH.

WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT HE REALLY GETS A GOOD NIGHT'S REST.

OH, WHAT A LITTLE SWEETIE.

[BABY TALK]

NIGHT-NIGHT, PROFESSOR.

DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

Narrator: SO NOW, WITH THE TUCKERED-OUT PROFESSOR

TUCKED IN TIGHT BY OUR LITTLE SUPERTOTS,

IT'S THE END OF A QUIET, PEACEFUL, CRIME-FREE DAY.

[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]

THANKS.

WELCOME.

[YAWNING]

BUBBLES?

YES, BLOSSOM?

YOU OK?

YEAH. I JUST NEEDED A GLASS OF MILK.

THE NICE MAN TAKING THINGS

IN THE KITCHEN HELPED ME GET IT.

AHH.

WHAT NICE MAN TAKING THINGS IN THE KITCHEN?

THE NICE BURGLAR MAN?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOUR EYES MUST BE PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU.

I MEAN, WHAT BURGLAR IN THEIR RIGHT MIND

WOULD TRY TO ROB THE POWERPUFF GIRLS? HA HA!

[CRASH]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO ROB THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

COME ON, LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE, GIRLS.

NO, BUTTERCUP, WAIT.

WE CAN'T.

THE PROFESSOR NEEDS HIS SLEEP

FOR HIS DISSERTATION TOMORROW, REMEMBER?

[SNORING, MUMBLING]

LOOK, THIS PERSON, WHOEVER HE IS,

IS OBVIOUSLY JUST LOST AND/OR CONFUSED.

I'M SURE THAT IF WE GO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHO WE ARE

AND WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE HE COULD GET INTO,

HE'LL UNDERSTAND AND LEAVE QUIETLY.

1, 2, 3.

PARDON ME, MISTER, BUT I DON'T THINK

YOU COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE.

ARE YOU LOST?

Burglar: 1, 2, 3.

3 GIRLS?

OH, I GET IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

NO WORRIES. THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE--

ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOU.

UM, YEAH.

LISTEN, SIR, ARE YOU AWARE OF WHO--

TUT, TUT, TUT. LET'S NOT GET GREEDY, NOW.

LET'S GO. OFF TO BED WITH YOU.

LITTLE GIRLS NEED THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP.

NIGHTY-NIGHT. DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

Bubbles: DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL CONFUSED?

[HUMMING]

AWW, WHAT A CUTIE.

MR. BURGLAR, SO FAR I THINK WE'VE BEEN

MORE THAN PATIENT WITH YOU.

HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA!

[WHISTLING]

UH...YOU KNOW WHAT?

I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT I...

HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT DOWN THE STREET.

SO, UH, WHY DON'T I JUST GO AHEAD

AND TAKE WHAT I ALREADY HAVE?

YOU KIDS CAN KEEP THE REST,

AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.

HEE HEE HEE! YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU GOT ME.

NO APPOINTMENT. IT'S THE TRAIN.

I HAVE TO CATCH THE 2:30 TRAIN.

THERE IS NO TOWNSVILLE 2:30 TRAIN.

YEAH, WELL, I REALLY SHOULD BE GOING, ANYWAY.

BUT, MR. BURGLAR, YOU JUST GOT HERE.

[BURGLAR SCREAMING]

CABBAGE!

[MUMBLING]

WHAT...

OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH!

KUMQUAT!

MR. BURGIE-MAN? YOO-HOO!

DON'T BE AFRAID. THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC.

HE'S GONE.

WHERE'D HE GO?

HE HAS TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

MAYBE HE'S UPSTAIRS.

Bubbles: YEAH, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.

PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU.

AAH!

HE'S DOWN HERE, GIRLS.

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

THOSE GIRLS ARE MUTANTS.

I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THEM--

SUPERPOWER STRENGTH, TELEKINETIC LEVITATION,

LASER-BEAM EYEBALLS...

AH, HERE WE GO.

CLICK.

I SURE PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE TO ROB.

YOU SURE DID.

AAAH!

MR. BURGLAR MAN, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN.

WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?

YEAH!

Buttercup: THERE HE GOES.

Blossom: WHAT'S HE DOING?

Buttercup: GOOD WORK, BUBBLES.

Bubbles: OH, NO, HE'S GETTING AWAY!

OHH! NOW WHERE IS HE?

[PANTING]

[SNORING]

MR. BURGLIE-MAN, COME OUT.

COME OUT, COME OUT, MR. BURGLIE-MAN.

I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS LAME VILLAIN.

HE'S JUST NOT WORTH ALL THIS TROUBLE.

BESIDES, I BET HE'S LONG-GONE ALREADY.

BUT, BUTTERCUP, DON'T YOU THINK WE NEED TO BE

ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT HE'S GONE FOR GOOD?

BUTTERCUP, DID YOU HEAR ME?

[STAMMERING]

BUTTERCUP?

BUTTERCUP, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

[GASP] [GASP]

B-B-BURGLIE-MAN.

One step closer, you genetic freaks,

and I scream your daddy's head off.

You wouldn't dare.

One more step!

I'll do it. I swear I will.

I'll scream so loud, it'll, it'll...

It'll scare him really bad.

Then you'll get in trouble.

No. Please, Mr. Burglar, leave him alone.

H-h-he's tired.

Tired? He's tired? What about me?

I've been running around

trapped inside this freak show all night.

I'm the one that's tired.

Don't you dare scream.

I'm gonna do it.

No. Don't, Mr. Burglar.

[TAKING DEEP BREATH]

Girls: WHOO-HOO! WAY TO GO, PROFESSOR! WAY TO GO!

CRACKERS.

[SNORING]

Narrator: HA HA HA!

I'M NOT SURE DEAR OLD PROFESSOR KNOWS JUST WHAT HE DID,

BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING HE KNOWS FOR SURE,

IT'S NOT WISE TO TRY AND ROB THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

AND STAY OUT!

Narrator: AHEM. SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER,

BEFORE ALL OF THIS NONSENSE BEGAN,

IT'S THE END OF A NOT-SO-QUIET, NOT-SO-PEACEFUL,

NOT SO CRIME-FREE DAY.

WHOA! CHA-CHING!

Narrator: OH, BOY.

I FEEL SORRY FOR THIS GUY. I REALLY DO.

AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE NIGHT IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

SHH! SHH! SHH!

Sorry.

Professor: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

IS FILLED WITH THE MOST VILE AND STRANGE VILLAINS TO WALK THE EARTH.

BUT AS SCIENTIFICALLY INEXPLICABLE AS SOME MAY SEEM,

EACH HAS AN OBVIOUS ORIGIN.

ENORMOUS ONE-CELLED ORGANISMS;

COMMON CHIMPANZEE, MUTATED BY A MYSTERIOUS CHEMICAL;

SUPERNATURAL MANIFESTATION OF PURE EVIL;

TEENAGED HOODLUMS

WITH A STRANGE FORM OF ADOLESCENT SKIN CONDITION;

HOT CHICK WITH CHEMICALLY ENHANCED HAIR PRODUCTS.

BUT ONE--ONE VILLAIN DEFIES EXPLANATION;

THE ONLY CREATURE THAT LEAVES ME BAFFLED:

THE LUMPKIN.

CAN IT BE AN UNACCOUNTED-FOR SPECIES OF BEAR?

OR IS IT THE INFAMOUS SASQUATCH--

OR IN LAYMEN'S TERM, BIGFOOT?

OR BETTER YET, IS IT THE SOUGHT-AFTER MISSING LINK?

ONE THING IS CERTAIN...

IT MUST BE STUDIED.

DAY ONE OF MY STUDY OF THE LUMPKIN.

THIS, I BELIEVE,

IS THE NATURAL HABITAT OF THE LUMPKIN.

I CAN ONLY HOPE TO CATCH A GLIM--

OH, LOOK! WHAT LUCK!

THE LUMPKIN IS IN ITS TERRITORY AND APPEARS TO BE GROOMING.

[GARGLING]

AND WHAT'S THIS?

HE'S ADORNING HIMSELF WITH SOME SORT OF GARMENT.

OH, SIMPLY FASCINATING.

HE SEEMS TO BE EXHIBITING SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE.

[PIG GRUNTING]

OH, NO!

[ROARING]

HOW FASCINATING. LET'S SEE HOW HE REACTS.

[ROARING]

THE CREATURE CHASES AFTER THE SMALL ANIMAL

LIKE A PREDATOR ON THE HUNT.

[PIG SQUEALING]

GET BACK HERE, YOU DIRTY...

BUT THE LUMPKIN IS NO MATCH FOR THE PIG.

[PANTING]

[SQUEALING]

AAH! OOF!

IT SEES SOMETHING.

INTERESTING.

IT SEEMS TO BE FOND OF THIS INANIMATE OBJECT.

[BUZZING]

OOH, AND LOOK, IT'S PROTECTING IT.

WAIT! THE LUMPKIN SENSES SOMETHING.

OH, SOME POOR, UNSUSPECTING CREATURE

MUST HAVE STUMBLED INTO THE LUMPKIN'S TERRITORY.

OH, SURELY IT WILL BE MAULED.

WHAT KIND OF STUPID, UNEVOLVED, PEA-BRAINED CRITTER

WOULD WALK RIGHT INTO SUCH A HORRIBLE FATE?

[GASP] IT'S ME.

[ROARING]

[CRASH]

[PROFESSOR PANTING, GASPING]

AAH!

HE'S OUT THERE. I KNOW HE'S OUT THERE.

HE'S GONNA FIND ME SOONER OR LATER.

TO MY GIRLS: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU.

OH, NO!

IT'S BEEN A FEW HOURS NOW,

AND THERE'S BEEN NO SIGN OF THE CREATURE.

I THINK I MAY HAVE LOST HIM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST.

I--I'VE GOT TO KEEP MOVING.

I MUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HOME FROM HERE.

WAIT. THAT TREE--

IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT.

OH, PLEASE, NO.

[PANTING AND GASPING]

ALMOST GOT IT... THERE.

THE BATTERY WAS ALL THAT NEEDED CHANGING.

ACCORDING TO THE MAP, JUST BEYOND THOSE BUSHES

SHOULD BE THE ROAD BACK TO THE CITY.

OH, SOON IT'LL ALL BE OVER.

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL END, AND I'LL BE HOME...

FREE...

NOOOOOOOOO!

[FUZZY LAUGHING]

[ROARING]

NO! STAY BACK! STAY BACK!

[CRASH]

AAH!

UGH. OW!

OHHH!

OOF!

EEEWWW. THE CREATURE'S NEST.

[FUZZY GROWLING]

WHAT'S THAT?

THEY'S NOWHERE TO RUN.

AND THEY AIN'T NOWHERE TO HIDE, NEITHER!

THERE AIN'T NO TURNIN' BACK.

[WHIMPERING]

UH, WELL, HOWDY, MISS.

I...THOUGHT YOU WAS SOMEONE ELSE.

'SCUSE ME.

I PICKED THESE FOR YOU FROM OUTSIDE.

[MOANING]

AND, YOU KNOW...

I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU AROUND HERE.

AND I'D REMEMBER, TOO, 'CAUSE WE DON'T USUALLY

GET FOLKS AS PRETTY AS YOU AROUND...HERE.

AH HA HA HA!

HUH?

UM, I, UH...

[STAMMERING]

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

WHAT?!

HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M GETTIN' HITCHED!

HOO-HOO!

YEEE-HE!

[FUZZY'S VOICE ECHOING]

THAT'S RIGHT, COUSINS.

I HAVE LANDED THE LUMPKIN OF MY DREAMS.

[GROANING]

WHA...

AND I AM GONNA MARRY THIS HERE LITTLE LUMPKINETTE

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WHOO-HOO.

AAAAAH! HEEEEEELP!

Girls: THE PROFESSOR!

IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM THE WOODS.

LET'S GO.

[MOANING]

Fuzzy: I AM SO NERVOUS.

IT'S MY FIRST EVER WEDDIN', YOU KNOW.

AND AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA RUIN THIS DAY.

OH...

[WHIMPERING]

NOW, WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE?

[BLUEGRASS PLAYING]

NOW, DON'T BE SHY THERE, MRS. FUZZY LUMPKIN.

YEAH, WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE

FOR YOUR OWN WEDDIN' AND WHATNOT.

GIRLS, WHERE ARE YOU?!

GOODNESS, LOOK AT ALL THE LUMPKINSES.

DO YOU THINK THE PROFESSOR'S DOWN THERE?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

DEARLY BELOVED...

OHHH!

AAAAAH!

WE ARE GATHERED 'ROUND YONDER HERE TODAY...

OWW!

TO JOIN TOGETHER YON FUZZY...

AND THIS HERE GIRLY IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

AAH! AAH! OWW!

FUZZY, DOES Y'ALL TAKE

THIS PURTY YOUNG THING FOR YOUR WIFEY?

BOY HOWDY!

AAH! OW! OWW!

AND DOES THE LITTLE LADY TAKE FUZZY FOR HER LOVIN' MAN?

UH...

OHH! AAH!

COME ON, GIRLS. THERE'S JUST ONE REALLY UGLY ONE LEFT.

OOOH! AAH! OOF!

WE GOT ALL THE LUMPKINS, BUT WHERE'S THE PROFESSOR?

[PROFESSOR MOANING]

Girls: PROFESSOR!

OH, NO!

ARE YOU OK?

WE'RE SO SORRY.

IT'S OK. IT'S OK. I'M ALL RIGHT.

BUT WE HIT YOU REALLY HARD.

YES, WELL, I CAN THINK OF

MUCH WORSE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

HEY! LEAVE MY WIFEY ALONE!

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'S IN LOVE?

OH, NO.

DON'T WORRY, PROFESSOR.

WE'LL PROTECT YOU.

[GROWLING]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HER!

Y'ALL CAN'T STOP TRUE LOVE!

HA HA HA! YEE-HA!

HUH? EEWWW.

[MOANING]

FINAL ANALYSIS:

LUMPKINS, ABOVE ALL THINGS, ARE STUPID.

ON A SIDE NOTE,

NEVER SPEAK OF THIS INCIDENT AGAIN.

Fuzzy: BOY HOWDY!

MMM. AHH!

BOY, A FEW MORE SECONDS,

AND FUZZY WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR MOM.

YOU MEAN OUR DAD.

YEAH, AND PROFESSOR WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR MOM.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

I SAID, NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!

Narrator: SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY HAS DONE BEEN SAVED

THANKS TO THEM THAR POWERPUFF GALS!

Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, HEAR?

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP ♪

♪ SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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