Original subtitles

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN

TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL,

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--CHEMICAL "X."

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPER POWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHICH IS RUN BY THE MAYOR.

YES, THE MAYOR... THE TENACIOUS MAN

WITH THE ROCK-STEADY FORTITUDE

AND STABILITY OF A CONCRETE PILLAR,

WHO'S ABLE TO KEEP HIS FAIR TOWN RUNNING

LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.

YES, HE IS THE VERY BACKBONE OF TOWNSVILLE...

UNLESS HE DOESN'T GET HIS WAY.

MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!

MR. MAYOR, PLEASE UNDERSTAND,

I AM A SCIENTIST,

NOT A REPAIRMAN.

YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR TOASTER

TO A FACTORY- AUTHORIZED SERVICE CENTER

AND HAVE IT PROFESSIONALLY SERVICED

BY A QUALIFIED TECHNICIAN.

MAYOR WANT TOAST!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR TOASTER.

BUT THEN I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO MY EXPERIMENTS.

OH, GOODY, GOODY!

[RATTLING]

IS IT DONE YET?

NO.

HOW ABOUT NOW?

NO.

NOW?

NO.

NOW IT'S DONE, RIGHT?

NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT DONE.

LOOK, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING,

SO IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT OVER THERE,

AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M FINISHED.

OH...OK.

[RATTLING]

AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

[BEEPING]

OOH...WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?

[LOUD RUMBLING]

[EXPLOSION]

WHEE! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

OH, NO.

YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE,

BE A GOOD LITTLE MAYOR,

AND STAY PUT WHILE I WORK ON YOUR TOASTER.

AND IF YOU'RE QUIET,

YOU CAN HAVE SOME CANDY.

GOOD BOY.

[CANDY RATTLING]

SAY, THESE ARE ALL LEMON!

SOMEBODY ATE ALL THE GOODY CHERRY CANDIES!

MAYOR WANT CHERRY! MAYOR WANT CHERRY!

HERE, CHERRY.

NOW PLEASE, LET ME WORK IN PEACE.

OH, GOODY! OOPS.

UH-OH.

OOH!

[BEEPING]

OOH! ANOTHER SHINY BUTTON.

[ALARM BLARING]

HELP! HELP!

HUH?

[ALARM STOPS]

OOH...

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

MAYOR? HE'S BEING TOO QUIET.

MAYOR, WHAT ARE YOU...

DOING?!

[HUMMING]

MAYOR WANT HAIR.

NO! MAYOR, STOP!

OOH! OOH! OOH!

MAYOR GOTTA HAIR! MAYOR GOTTA HAIR!

YUMMY "X" POWDER MADE MAYOR'S HAIR GROW!

PROFESSOR. PROFESSOR?

YOUR HAIR WASN'T THE ONLY THING

THAT GREW, MR. MAYOR.

WOWIE ZOWIE.

WOWIE ZOWIE, INDEED.

HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

A GROWN MAN YOUR AGE GALLIVANTING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE CHILD,

NOT DOING WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!

"MAYOR WANT THIS. MAYOR WANT THAT."

YOU, MR. MAYOR, ARE NOTHING BUT A BABY,

A BIG, BIG, BIG BABY.

WAH! DON'T SAY THAT!

WAH!

[CRASH]

PROFESSOR, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, IT'S THE MAYOR, GIRLS.

HE GOT INTO MY CHEMICAL "X,"

SO I SCOLDED HIM.

AND NOW HE'S RUN OFF POUTING.

BETTER GET THE ANTIDOTE "X" READY.

COME ON, GIRLS!

WHOA! NEATO!

HELLO, FOLKS. HAVING FUN ON THE CHOO-CHOO?

[SCREAMING]

HA HA HA! FUNNY, SCREAMY PEOPLE.

AH, COOL.

[BZZZZ]

YOW!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

YOU MEAN OLD TRAIN.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

YOW!

OOH! OH! OW! OW! OW!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

AAH!

UH! UH! UH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

MAYOR, CALM DOWN.

CALM?! MEAN GENIE BLINDED ME!

MAYOR CAN'T SEE BECAUSE OF THE MEAN GENIE!

MAYOR, IT'S JUST A STATUE.

SEE?

OH.

WELL, I NO LIKEY,

AND I NO LIKEY ALL THESE BIG, MEAN,

HARD, POINTY BUILDINGS EITHER.

THEY GIVE ME BOO-BOOS AND OUCHIES.

YOU KNOW, THIS TOWN SHOULD BE MADE

OF SOFTER, NICER BUILDINGS!

MAYOR, THERE WON'T BE ANY TOWN LEFT

IF YOU DON'T COME BACK

TO THE PROFESSOR'S LAB WITH US

AND TAKE SOME ANTIDOTE "X."

BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE NO ANIMO "X"!

[CRYING]

[SOBBING]

MAYOR?

WE WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WERE ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. WHO KNEW YOU WERE SUCH A BIG BABY?

I NO BABY!

YOUSE IS JUST AS MEAN

AS THAT MEAN OLD PROFESSOR!

GIRLS, I'VE GOT THE ANTIDOTE "X."

OH, MR. MAYOR,

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING YUMMY.

IT'S YUMMY YUM-YUM TIME.

MAKE SURE HE DRINKS ALL OF IT, GIRLS.

MMM, LOOKY, MAYOR.

YUMMY-YUMMY HAPPY JUICE.

MMM-MM! MMM-MM! MMM-MM!

IT'S CHERRY FLAVORED!

MAYOR NO WANNA!

OH, NOW WHAT?

[SCREECH]

Woman: MR. MAYOR,

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT IMMATURE?

OH, STOP IT!

MORE BIG, FANCY WORDS!

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW AMPUTURED I AM!

AH!

Together: OH, NO! HE'S GOT MISS BELLAM!

YES, THE MAYOR HAS MISS BELLAM

FOLLOWING AN AFTERNOON OF HIGH-JINKS

THAT HAS TERRORIZED TOWNSVILLE.

LET'S GO TO CHOPPER PETE,

WHO'S LIVE ON THE SCENE.

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US, PETE?

Pete: THANK YOU, STANLEY.

THE MAYOR SEEMS TO KEEP YELLING OUT

SOMETHING ABOUT TOAST.

MAYOR WANT TOAST!

BACK OFF, YOU PESKY WHIRLYBIRDS!

YOU, TOO.

MR. MAYOR, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE THE ANTIDOTE "X"

SO WE CAN END THIS AND ALL GO HOME?

I AIN'T TAKING NOTHING TILL I GET WHAT I WANT.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?

MAYOR WANT TOAST!

[ECHOING] TOAST...TOAST...TOAST...

BUT BIG MEAN OLD PROFESSOR

WON'T FIX MAYOR'S TOASTER!

UM...HA HA HA HA.

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!

OH, ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO IT.

[SNORING]

[STRUGGLING]

THIS JOB DEFINITELY DOESN'T PAY ENOUGH.

Softly: ♪ MAYOR ♪

WAH! I DIDN'T DO IT. IT WAS THE MONKEY.

MAYOR, IT'S ONLY US.

OH.

WE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

Together: ♪ OH, MAYOR ♪

HMM!

NOW WHAT?

I WANT THE CRUSTS CUT OFF.

WHY, I OUGHT TO--

LOOK OUT.

HERE YOU GO. NO CRUSTS.

AND A GLASS OF MILK.

THAT DOES IT! I SAY WE KICK HIS--

IT'S OK, BUTTERCUP.

HOLD THIS.

OK, MAYOR, HERE'S YOUR MILK.

NOW WILL YOU PLEASE EAT YOUR TOAST?

WELL...

OK.

[CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP]

[SLURP]

AH...

YAY! YAY! YAY!

YAY! YAY!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

Together: SEE YOU, MAYOR.

WAH!

MAYOR TOO HIGH! MAYOR WANTS TO GET DOWN!

MAYOR WANTS TO GET DOWN!

Narrator: AW, QUIET, YOU BIG BABY.

NARRATOR WANNA SAY, "SO ONCE AGAIN,

THE DAY IS SAVED, THANKS TO... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

WHERE THE MOST DASTARDLY,

MOST VILE, MOST CROOKED DEGENERATES

PLOT THEIR MOST WICKED SCHEMES...

OR NOT.

ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,

WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME.

ALL RIGHT, JUNIOR, YOU GO OVER THERE

AND LIFT ONE OF THOSE.

ME? NO WAY.

WHY DOESN'T SLIM GO?

HE'S TALLER.

ME? NO. WHY DON'T YOU GO?

YOU'RE THE BOSS MAN.

HUH? I CAN'T GO.

I'M THE GETAWAY DRIVER.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR.

AH...JUNIOR, YOU GO OVER.

NO WAY!

WHY DON'T YOU GO, BOSS?

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

[WHISTLING]

HA HA HA!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

TO THE HIDEOUT!

YEAH!

YEAH, THIS IS THE LIFE, THE LIFE OF CRIME.

HA HA HA HA!

OK, FELLAS, IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE UP THE LOOT.

OK, SO, ONE FOR ME...

ONE FOR SLIM...

AND ONE FOR JUNIOR THERE.

WOW! THANKS!

WAIT A MINUTE!

LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR SLIM,

ONE...NO, WAIT.

ONE FOR... ONE FOR ME, UH...

ONE FOR SLIM...

ONE AND ONE EQUALS...

ANYBODY?

UH... HMM...

HMM... UH....

ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!

BUBBLES.

ONE AND ONE IS 2, MISS KEENE.

THAT'S RIGHT. ONE AND ONE EQUALS 2.

THANK YOU, BUBBLES.

YOU'RE WELCOME, MISS KEENE.

OH, PLEASE! THIS IS SO BORING.

WELL, I LIKE MATH.

THE NUMBER 2 LOOKS LIKE A SWAN.

♪ LA LA LA LA ♪

♪ OH, MR. SWANNY SWAN, SWAN, LA DA DEE DOO DOO ♪

♪ MR. SWANNY SWAN ♪

WE SHOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE DOING STUPID MATH.

WE SHOULD BE OUT FIGHTING CRIME.

WE SHOULD BE KICKING--

FIGHTING CRIME IS IMPORTANT, BUTTERCUP,

BUT LEARNING ABOUT NUMBERS IS IMPORTANT, TOO.

LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, KNOWING HOW TO COUNT.

OH, COME ON, BLOSSOM. EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO COUNT.

WHAT IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT?

ONE...

OH, ONE...

UH, ONE...

ONE.

HERE. LET ME HAVE A TRY.

IT CAN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT.

AH, SO YOU'RE CALLING ME AN IDIOT, ARE YOU?

WELL, THAT'S RICH, COMING FROM YOU.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.

YOU WANT THE WHOLE THING FOR YOURSELF.

AH, GIVE ME THAT!

[FIGHTING]

HEY, FELLAS, CHECK THIS OUT.

LOOK!

WOW! WOW! WOW!

WOW! IT DIVIDED,

AND SO IT... MULTIPLIED.

MULTI...

...PLIED. ...PLIED.

MULTIPLIED. MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED. MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED. MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED. MULTIPLIED. MULTIPLIED.

Together: MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED.

MULTIPLIED.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU MULTIPLY.

NOW...HOW TO DIVIDE.

HMPH!

LOOKIT. THE NUMBER 8 CAN ALSO BE...

A PAIR OF GLASSES!

I CAN SEE 8 TIMES BETTER NOW.

HEE HEE HEE!

"HOW... TO...DIVIDE."

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

NEW CRIMINALS OF TOWNSVILLE,

UNITE!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ONLY MOMENTS AGO, WE WERE JUST A FEW,

BUT NOW...

WE'RE A LOT MORE!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BROTHERS, MARCH FORWARD TO DESTINY,

AS WE UNLEASH OUR CRIMINAL GENIUS ON TOWNSVILLE.

LET'S STEAL... ANOTHER ORANGE!

[SILENCE]

UH...HOW ABOUT, UH...

ALL THE ORANGES?

[LOUD CHEERS]

[CHANTING "ORANGES!"]

"CAW CAW."

"WHAT?"

"OH, YES. THAT'S RIGHT, MR. SWANNY.

"MISS NUMBER 3, WHO IS REALLY A LITTLE BIRDIE,

HAS COME TO VISIT."

OH, IN THE WHOLE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

THERE HAS TO BE A CRIME

BEING COMMITTED RIGHT NOW BY SOMEONE.

[BUZZING]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

HELLO.

Mayor: YES. POWERPUFF GIRLS?

OH, WE'VE GOT TROUBLE.

OH. OH, YES.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAYOR?

OH, DEAR. THE AMOEBA BOYS

HAVE STOLEN ALL OF THE ORANGES

IN TOWNSVILLE, AND...OH, MY.

AND NOW THE WHOLE CITY...

OH, DEAR! NO!

NOW WE ALL HAVE SCURVY.

AAH!

Bubbles: IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING QUICK,

THEN EVERYONE IN TOWNSVILLE WILL GET

YELLOWISH, FLAKY SKIN, SPONGY PURPLE GUMS,

AND PAINFUL SWOLLEN JOINTS!

WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE AMOEBA BOYS AND STOP THEM.

TO FIND THE AMOEBA BOYS,

WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE ORANGES.

BUT BLOSSOM, THEY'VE ALREADY TAKEN ALL THE ORANGES.

NOT EXACTLY.

YEAH! YEAH!

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

AAH!

[LAUGHING]

WELL, THAT'S IT, BOYS--

THE LAST OF THE ORANGES.

WELL, YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE ORANGES IN TOWNSVILLE, BOYS.

BUT HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE APPLES?

HEY, IT'S THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

HA! IF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE AFTER US,

THAT MEANS WE'RE REALLY REAL CRIMINALS.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.

IT'S TIME TO TEACH THESE PROTOZOANS A LESSON.

THAT'S RIGHT, SISTER.

WE'RE GONNA TEACH THEM A LESSON...

IN MATH! IN MATH!

MATH?

FIRST, A LITTLE LESSON IN DIVISION.

ONE...

OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

DIVIDED BY ONE...

EQUALS...

OH, SHE'S GONNA HIT ME.

WA-HOO!

AND NOW SOME MULTIPLICATION.

ONE...

TIMES ONE...

WA-HA-HA-HOO!

EQUALS ONE!

YIPPEE!

HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

ADDITION!

ONE...

YAY!

PLUS ONE...

EQUALS ONE!

WAIT.

NOW, HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TRICKY.

3 DIVIDED BY 3...

EQUALS...

ONE! ONE!

HA HA HA! OH, YEAH.

3 DIVIDED BY...HUH?

AND NOW, 27...

DIVIDED BY 27...

EQUALS ONE! EQUALS ONE!

HA HA HA...

OH, YEAH?

WELL, 7 TIMES 3...

EQUALS...

ONE.

AH...

SO, WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE US?

NOW, LET'S SEE...

1, 2, 3.

YOWWEE...

NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.

YES!

YES!

YES!

OH, YES. OH, YES. OH, YES.

WELL, FELLAS, WE CAN CALL OURSELVES REAL CRIMINALS NOW.

WE'RE IN JAIL, WE GOT BEATEN

BY THOSE POWERPUFF GIRLS,

AND WE GOT OUR OWN "WANTED" POSTER.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWER OF MATH!

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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