Original subtitles

Narrator: SUGAR, SPICE,

AND EVERYTHING NICE--

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN

TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION:

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

THUS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.

HUH?

I SEE SOMETHING--

HUGE!

Bubbles: IT'S GONNA FIRE AT US.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO.

RIGHT. ON MY MARK.

POWERPUFF...

STARBURST...

RAY.

Together: GO! HUH?

HOW DID IT KNOW?

[ALL SCREAM]

[CRASH]

[BEEPING]

Buttercup: WE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING FAST.

WING PLAN "R."

BUT WE ONLY USE THAT WHEN--

IT'S WHEN RIGHT NOW.

ASSUME POSITIONS.

LOOK.

Bubbles: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WE BETTER LAUNCH THIS THING FAST.

RUN FOR COVER!

GIRLS, I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO CHOICE BUT FOR

PLAN X-Q.

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

IT HASN'T BEEN TESTED YET.

YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?

UH...NO.

GOOD. YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE.

OH, NO.

All: IT PREDICTED US AGAIN.

I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

THAT THINGS KNOWS EVERYTHING WE'RE GONNA DO.

BEFORE WE DO IT.

MAYBE WE NEED SOME--

[GASPS] DON'T SAY IT.

HELP.

NOOO!

THIS ALIEN FORCE IS THE MOST EVIL

OF ALL THE EVILS WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED.

AND IF WE DON'T STOP IT, IT WILL SURELY DESTROY US ALL.

AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO THINK LIKE IT DOES:

EVIL.

SO, WE MUST ENLIST THE AID OF THE MOST EVILEST OF EVIL MINDS.

FOOL!

ALL THE FRUIT IS BRUISED.

LOOK AT THIS EGG. LOOK AT THIS EGG.

AND THIS FRENCH BREAD IS TOO HARD.

NO COMPRENDE.

FIRM IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE, PEON,

BUT NOT AS FIRM THIS.

THEREFORE, IT IS TOO FIRM, AND I WON'T PAY.

WHAT YOU MEAN YOU WON'T PAY, MAN?

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A SUPER VILLAIN,

YOU THINK YOU CAN WALTZ IN HERE AND NOT PAY?

YES.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

YOU ARE AN EVIL MAN-LIKE CREATURE.

ME? I AM NOT JUST EVIL. I AM EXTREMELYEVIL.

I AM THE MOST EVIL OF ALL EVIL BEINGS. NOTHING IS MORE EVIL.

Blossom: YOU'RE RIGHT.

POWERPUFFS, DON'T INTERRUPT ME BEING EVIL.

WE DON'T WANT TO. WE WANT YOU TO BE EVIL.

WHAT? WHAT?

WELL, UH, WE NEED YOUR HELP, MOJO.

ME HELP YOU? HA!

PLEASE, MR. MOJO?

HA HA HA!

WHAT A JERK!

HEE HEE HEE!

LOOK, THERE'S AN ALIEN FORCE THAT'S ATTACKING US.

SO?

IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD.

GOOD. WHERE IS THE BAD IN THAT?

WELL, IF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED,

THEN YOU'RE DESTROYED.

OH.

SO WE NEED YOU TO HELP US.

BUT HOW?

BY HELPING US TO THINK EVIL.

AND IF WE CAN THINK EVIL, WE'LL BE ABLE TO ANTICIPATE

WHAT EVIL THE EVIL ALIEN FORCE WILL BE THINKING OF.

SO, YOU GONNA HELP US OR NOT?

NO. I CANNOT HELP YOU.

IF YOU DON'T HELP US,

THAT ALIEN FORCE WILL COME DOWN HERE

AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE EVILEST WAY IMAGINABLE.

[SOB] BEAUTIFUL! IT'S SO EVIL.

IT'S EVEN MORE EVIL THAN...

UH, UH...

YOU? NO. NO. NO.

I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE SCARED, MOJO.

I MEAN, IT'S AWFULLY EVIL AND POWERFUL AND--

IT'LL PROBABLY BE PRETTY HARD TO BATTLE

WHAT COULD BE THE MOST POWERFULLY EVIL BEING

IN THE UNIVERSE.

AND WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BE REPLACED

AS THE WORLD'S EVILEST VILLAIN.

HMM? DESTROY? REPLACE? DESTROY?

OK, I'LL DESTROY IT FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD.

THEN I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD.

AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHO IS THE EVILEST.

GREAT! WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?

WELL, FIRST, IN ORDER TO BE EVIL, YOU HAVE TO LOOK EVIL.

GOOD!

UH, MOJO, DON'T YOU THINK--

PATIENCE!

THE NEXT STEP IN BEING EVIL IS BEING MEAN.

[SQUEAK]

AWW. ISN'T IT CUTE?

[STOMP] AARGH!

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

Mojo: OK, YOU TRY.

[SQUISH]

WAH! WAH!

MOJO, CAN WE PLEASE--

FIRST, YOU HAVE TO BE MEAN.

OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

THERE!

GOOD!

ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S SEE THIS ALIEN FORCE.

WOW! NO WAY!

Girls: WHAT? WHAT?

BY BLASTING THE DAMN,

HE'S GONNA SEND A WALL OF WATER RUSHING TO THE NEARBY POWERPLANT

CAUSING URANIUM RODS TO TOPPLE INTO THE REACTOR CORE,

CAUSING TOTAL MELTDOWN.

BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT, MR. SPACEMAN.

I SALUTE YOUR VILLAINY.

Girls: MOJO!

OH, RIGHT. NOW, LET'S SEE.

OH, YOU LITTLE RASCAL.

Girls: WHAT'S IT DOING?

CHEESE.

IT'S DOING CHEESE?

NO, YOU MUST GATHER ALL THE STINKY CHEESE YOU CAN GATHER.

BUT WHAT--

JUST DO IT!

I THINK MOJO'S LOST IT.

Buttercup: I DON'T THINK HE EVER HAD IT.

AH, YES. HE'S DOING JUST AS I KNEW HE WOULD DO.

ATTRACTION UNIT ATTACHED TO THE EARTH

WILL ACTIVATE A MAGNETIC DEVICE WHICH WILL MAGNETICALLY INDUCE MAGNETISM,

WHICH WILL BE SPONTANEOUSLY RECIPROCATED BY THE MOON UNIT,

CREATING A MAGNETIC BEAM BETWEEN THE 2 POINTS,

RESULTING IN A REPOSITIONING OF THE EARTH,

SO THAT THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE CLOSER TO THE SUN,

CAUSING THE FROZEN WASTELAND TO TOTALLY...

MELT DOWN!

UNLEASHING...

[CRASH]

A WOOLLY, BIG PROBLEM.

YUCKY! STINKY CHEESE! POOH!

Blossom: ALL RIGHT, MOJO.

Buttercup: WE GOT YOUR STINKING CHEESE.

Bubbles: NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO--

SILENCE!

LOOK.

Girls: HOLY COW!

Mojo: NO, WOOLLY MAMMOTH.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO PLANT THE CHEESE ON THE MAMMOTH.

BUT WHAT'S CHEESE GONNA DO?

QUICKLY!

CHEESE!

Bubbles: WELL, THAT WAS STUPID.

Blossom: WE JUST MADE HIM STINK.

WHEN WITH ONE PUNCH HE'D BE EXTINCT.

SILENCE!

OBSERVE.

[SQUEAK]

[ROARS]

[SQUEAKING]

[STOMPING]

[SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKING]

HA! NICE TRY, YOU COSMIC CREEP!

THAT WAS GENIUS BUT NOT AS GENIUS AS MOJO.

Girls: YAY! WOO! MOJO!

[GIRLS CHEERING]

HUH?

[GIRLS STILL CHEERING]

SHUT UP!

LISTEN.

WELL, I CAN'T HEAR ANY--

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

WHAT?

THE SOUND OF EVIL.

EVIL BRAINWASHING WAVES MAKING THEIR WAY

TO SOME UNSUSPECTING VICTIM.

THE SUPER TRI-ILIUM PHANTOM-POWERED MISSILE-LAUNCHING SOFTWARE IS READY.

GOOD. SEND IT TO THE GOVERNMENT MISSILE CONTROL.

[TIRES SCREECH]

INSURED.

Mojo: AND WHEN THE CHOSEN VICTIM

PICKS UP ON THE SILENT BUT DEADLY RAYS,

HIS BRAIN WILL COMPLETELY MELT DOWN.

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN LIES AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

BLOSSOM, GO THERE AND FREEZE THE CAP.

BUTTERCUP, BUBBLES, I NEED YOU TO HEAT THE SURFACE OF THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT.

WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH EVIL BRAINWAVES?

WHO'S THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE?

NOW, GO!

YES, INDEED, AN EVIL GENIUS I MAY BE.

BUT IF THE GIRLS FAIL TO COORDINATE THIS OFFENSIVE,

YOU, MY MALEVOLENT BROTHER, SHALL HAVE BESTED ME.

PROVING BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT

THAT YOU ARE MORE EVILER.

THIS IS STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

GET THE DOOR, STUPID.

PACKAGE FOR TIMMY.

BUT I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.

IT'S THE NEW GAME, STUPID.

OH, YEAH. HMM--

HURRY!

PUT IT IN, NOW!

PRESS START, STUPID.

COOL. LOOK AT IT.

IT'S SO 3-D.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S D.V.D., STUPID.

Mailman: PACKAGE FOR GOVERNMENT MISSILE CONTROL.

VIRTUAL BOMBER? WHAT'S THIS?

BEATS ME. PUT IT IN, STUPID.

COOL. IT LOOKS ALL LOW-TECH.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S VECTOR GRAPHIC, STUPID.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

UH, SIR, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

SHUT UP! I'M IN A MEETING.

BUT, SIR, A SINGLE HEAT-SEEKER MISSILE

HAS JUST UNEXPECTEDLY LAUNCHED.

NOT NOW. CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S BEATING ME?

Mojo: AH, YES. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

THE POOR UNSUSPECTING TIMMY

HAS UNEXPECTEDLY LAUNCHED A HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE.

I ONLY HOPE THOSE PUFFY GIRLS HAVE DONE THEIR JOB,

OR I SHALL NO LONGER BE THE MOST EVIL.

Buttercup: ALL RIGHT, MOJO.

Bubbles: WE'VE DONE OUR JOB.

Blossom: NOW, WHAT?

NOW, WE WATCH TO SEE WHO'S EVIL IS MOST EVIL.

Blossom: BUT, MOJO, THE MISSILE IS HEADED RIGHT FOR THE VOLCANO.

Mojo, sarcastically: OH, IS IT?

[BEEPING]

[EXPLOSION]

[CRASH]

HA! HA! HA! TAKE THAT!

WHO'S BAD? WHO'S BAD? WHO'S BAD?

WHO'S BAD? UH-OH.

THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

THAT WAS MY IDEA!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!

OHH! I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT, TOO!

IT IS EXACTLY AS I IMAGINED.

GIRLS, WE MUST ACT IMMEDIATELY

AND STOP THIS ALIEN FORCE FROM STEALING ALL MY EVIL PLANS.

YOU MUST, I REPEAT, YOU MUST

FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS PERFECTLY.

FIRST, YOU WILL... [WHISPERING]

AND YOU... [WHISPERING]

OK, ACCORDING TO MOJO'S PLANS,

THE MAIN SHUT OFF VALVE SHOULD BE RIGHT--HUH?

IT'S MISSING!

[BOTH GASP]

CURSES!

THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED TO DO.

CURSES! THIS CANNOT BE.

THIS ALIEN FORCE HAS OUTMATCHED EVEN ME.

HMM, THAT RHYMED.

BUT MOJO CAN OUTSMART AS WELL.

AND THE SUCCESS OF MY COUNTERPLAN...

WILL SOON TELL. HA HA HA HA!

THIS IS STUPID.

BUT I GOT TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.

HUH?

AAH! THIS CANNOT BE TRUE.

THIS ALIEN FORCE HAS PREDETERMINED MY EVERY COUNTERATTACK.

ARGH!

ARGH!

MOJO.

Buttercup: YOUR PLANS AREN'T WORKING.

Blossom: WHAT DO WE DO?

OF COURSE THEY'RE WORKING.

THE TORNADO, THE OIL THING, THE BURNING--ALL MINE!

ALL MY IDEAS, AND THEY ALL WORKED.

MOJO'S LOST IT. WE'RE ON OUR OWN, GIRLS.

LET'S JUST HOPE THIS ALIEN FORCE

DOESN'T PREDICT OUR EVERY MOVE.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[CRASH]

SURE, BABY, WE CAN PAINT IT RED. IT'S MY TOWN.

WE CAN PAINT IT ANY COLOR YOU LIKE.

UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. MAYOR.

THERE'S A MR. ALIEN FORCE HERE TO SEE YOU.

HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.

TELL HIM I'M BUSY. TELL HIM I--

[EXPLOSION]

HEY!

WHAT'S GIVES?

ARE YOU THE LEADER OF THESE CREATURES?

UH, NO. I WAS JUST USING THE PHONE.

I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAY NOW. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

COME ALONG, MS. BELLUM.

UH, SIR, DON'T YOU THINK--

ARGH! I WANTED TO DESTROY THAT UGLY AND FACELESS MUSEUM.

NO, NOT MY EVIL STAR RAY.

MY IDEA...AGAIN.

MY GRAND HEMOGRAPHYING UMNI-LATERAL SEISMIC DESTRUCTOTRON.

NO! MY LABORATORY!

ONLY ALL MY EVIL PLANS AND DEVICES...

DESTROYED!

EARTH CREATURES,

THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR DWELLING AREA

IS NOW COMPLETE.

I AM NOW YOUR NEW LEADER.

NO! THAT IS MY LINE. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.

AND YOU WILL NOW BOW DOWN TO ME.

YES! JUST LIKE THAT!

NO! NO!

NO!

ARGH!

ARGH!

[SCREECHING]

YOU HAVE BROKEN MY DREAMS!

AAH!

[CLANGING]

ARGH!

[CLANG]

[CRASH]

[GRUNTING]

[ROBOT CRYING]

SAY IT!

YOU...

SAY IT!

[CRYING]

SAY IT!

YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL!

[CRASH]

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Citizens: HOORAY!

HUH?

[CHEERING]

Girls: OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

MOJO, YOU DID REALLY GOOD.

GOOD?

YOU SAVED US.

SAVED? BUT...BUT....

Bubbles: YES, MOJO, YOU'RE OUR HERO.

HERO?

[CROWD CHEERING]

Man: MOJO THE HERO!

NO! NO! NO!

I AM A VILLAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME? VILLAIN.

ARE YOU NOT SANE? I DO NOT DO GOOD. I AM BAD.

I AM EVIL. I AM THE MOSTEVIL.

Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO MOJO JOJO.

NO!

YEP! YOU'RE THE GOODEST GOOD GUY EVER TO HAVE DONE GOOD.

Mojo: NO!

Narrator: YUP! YOU'RE GOOD.

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP ♪

♪ SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ POWERPUFF ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--