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SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Blossom: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE COULD BE IN GRAVE DANGER,

AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN GIVEN TWO MINUTES

TO SOLVE THIS RIDDLE. OK, OK.

WHAT'S BIG AND YELLOW WITH 65 EYES,

TRAVELING THE CITY TO MEET ITS DEMISE?

[FOOTSTEPS POUNDING]

[MONSTER SCREAMS]

YEAH!

THAT WAS EASY.

AND WITH 45 SECONDS TO SPARE.

Bubbles: HEY! THIS GUY

ONLY HAS 60 EYES.

LIAR!

THEN COUNT 'EM.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

58, 59, 60.

BLOSSOM, SHE'S RIGHT!

IF THAT'S NOT IT, WHAT COULD IT BE?

THE SCHOOL BUS IS BIG AND YELLOW.

LET'S GO!

Blossom: THERE ARE 32 KIDS ON BOARD.

THAT MAKES 64 EYES.

Buttercup: BUT WITH THE BUS DRIVER, IT MAKES 60--

HI, GIRLS.

Girls: 5!

AAH!

3 SECONDS!

[SCREAMING]

Him: CONGRATULATIONS.

ONE DOWN, 8 TO GO.

AND REMEMBER,

YOU MUST SOLVE THESE RIDDLES WITHIN THE TIME LIMIT.

FAIL IN ANY RESPECT, AND THE PROFESSOR WILL PAY.

YOU TELL US WHERE THE PROFESSOR IS, HIM!

UH-UH-UH.

YOU'VE BROUGHT JOY TO THE PEOPLE FOR SO MANY YEARS.

NOW TO THEIR EYES, YOU MUST BRING TEARS.

YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES.

THAT'S EASY.

ONE DOWN, 10 MILLION TO GO.

MY PUPPY'S LOST.

OH, NO!

WHY?

WHY?

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY TO DO THIS.

YOUR PUPPY IS LOST.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'LL TAKE TOO LONG.

THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY.

THINK, THINK.

BLOSSOM!

WHAT HAS TO YOUR EYES BROUGHT TEARS?

THAT'S IT!

TO THE LAKE!

HIM DIDN'T SAY TO MAKE TEARS COME FROM THEIR EYES,

BUT TO BRING TEARS TO THEM.

[THUNDER]

NOW WHAT?

A LITTLE STATIC ELECTRICITY.

Girls: YEAH!

Him: VERY CLEVER.

NOW, YOU GOT THAT ONE WITHOUT TRYING.

NOW DO THIS WITHOUT FLYING.

GO TO THE CORNER OF CHANG AND CHING.

THERE ON THE STREET, THE PHONE WILL RING.

"WHAT THEN?" YOU MIGHT ASK.

ANSWER THE PHONE TO GET YOUR NEXT TASK.

YOU'VE GOT 3 MINUTES.

[RING]

[RING]

3 MINUTES WITHOUT FLYING?

COME ON, GIRLS. LET'S RUN FOR IT.

WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

THE SUBWAY'S THE FASTEST.

I LIKE PONIES.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

WE'RE NOT GONNA SAVE THE PROFESSOR BY STANDING HERE.

WE'LL SPLIT UP.

WE'LL TAKE OUR OWN WAYS.

FIRST ONE THERE, ANSWER THE PHONE.

GO!

[RING]

[RING]

AH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.

[RING]

[RING]

THE CITY NEEDS YOUR HELP.

GET ME TO CHINATOWN, AND STEP ON IT.

[HORN HONKING]

[RING]

[HORSE NEIGHS]

Bubbles: PONY!

[HONK]

[RING]

HI.

ARE YOU BUTTERCUP?

[HORSE NEIGHS]

[NEIGH]

[RING]

HURRY! GO THROUGH THE ALLEY.

[HONK]

[CRASH]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO?

WE DID IT, HIM.

NOW WHAT?

WELL, WELL.

PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS AWARDS ALL AROUND.

NOW LET'S EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN.

TRAIN "A" LEFT POKEY OAKS TRAIN STATION AT 11:40

AT 100 MILES PER HOUR.

TRAIN "B" LEFT NORWALK STATION 10 MINUTES LATER

AT 90 MILES PER HOUR, HEADING TOWARDS TRAIN "A."

WHERE WILL THEY COLLIDE?

MATH?

I HATE MATH!

BUBBLES, THINK OF THE PROFESSOR.

Him: YOU'VE GOT ONE MINUTE.

CAN'T YOU ABACUS A LITTLE FASTER?

ABACUS MY BUTT.

COME ON, COME ON.

HURRY, BLOSSOM.

I'VE GOT IT!

YOU FIGURED IT OUT? NOPE.

WE'RE SUPERHEROES.

LET'S JUST FIND THE TWO TRAINS AND STOP THEM.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

OH, COME ON.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

All: HOORAY!

WELL, GIRLS,

YOU CAUGHT THESE TWO TRAINS

RIGHT ON TIME.

WE'RE FINISHED WITH THIS NONSENSE, HIM.

NOW, WHERE'S THE PROFESSOR?

BUT I'VE ONLY JUST STARTED.

IN THE EAR OF CORN, YOU WILL FIND

HAPPINESS, JOY, AND THE TIES THAT BIND.

SQUIRRELS STORE NUTS, AND BIRDS SING SONGS,

BUT IN THE CAVE OF ETERNITY, EVERYONE'S WRONG.

ON THE LIMB OF A TREE,

THERE'S A MONKEY WHO'S FREE,

AND THERE HE WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR ME.

YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES, 45 SECONDS.

[TICKING]

[PANTING]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.

[GASP]

YOU GOT THE RIGHT FLAVOR AND EVERYTHING.

WE'D GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR THE PROFESSOR.

TOUCHING.

NOW HERE'S SOMETHING I HOPE YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY.

[GIRLS GASP] MS. KEANE!

YES'M.

THE REAL MS. KEANE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

THE FAKE ONE WILL TELL YOU A LIE.

DISCOVER WHICH IS YOUR BELOVED TEACHER,

AND SHE'LL BE SAVED.

FAIL, AND THEY BOTH WILL BE DROPPED

INTO THIS VAT OF BOILING SHARKS.

PLEASE SAVE ME, GIRLS.

YOU MAY ASK THEM ONLY ONE QUESTION,

SO MAKE IT COUNT!

41 SECONDS. GO!

THIS ONE'S EASY.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS ASK WHICH ONE IS THE REAL MS. KEANE.

NOT QUITE, BUBBLES.

THE ONE THAT LIES WILL JUST TELL US SHE'S THE REAL MS. KEANE.

YEAH, DON'T BE STUPID, BUBBLES.

I'LL JUST ASK WHICH ONE WANTS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

SAME PROBLEM, BUTTERCUP.

WE NEED A QUESTION THEY'LL HAVE TO ANSWER DIFFERENTLY.

I KNOW, I KNOW!

LET'S ASK WHAT THEIR FAVORITE COLOR IS.

AND JUST WHERE WILL THAT GET US?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO KNOW.

NOT SO EASY, IS IT?

TIME'S RUNNING OUT.

OH, OH, I KNOW! I KNOW!

MS. KEANES,

WHO WILL THE OTHER MS. KEANE SAY IS THE REAL MS. KEANE?

SHE WOULD SAY THAT I WAS THE REAL MS. KEANE.

AND SHE WOULD SAY THAT SHE WAS THE REAL MS. KEANE.

IT'S SO APPARENT!

IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE LIAR WOULD SAY

THAT THE REAL MS. KEANE WOULD SAY THAT THE FAKE MS. KEANE

IS THE REAL MS. KEANE.

AND CONVERSELY, THE REAL MS. KEANE WOULD SAY

THAT THE FAKE MS. KEANE WOULD SAY

SHE IS THE REAL MS. KEANE.

SO THEREFORE THE REAL MS. KEANE IS NONE OTHER THAN...

NUMBER TWO.

SHE'S RIGHT.

[TICKING]

RIGHT ON TIME.

HIGH-FIVE!

BRING ON THE NEXT RIDDLE, EVIL DUDE. I'M SMOKIN'.

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART...

THEN LET'S SEE HOW YOU SCORE ON THE S.A.T.s.

WHAT?

CONSIDERING YOUR EDUCATIONAL LEVEL,

YOU MUST COLLECTIVELY SCORE 100 POINTS.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE.

BEGIN.

TIME'S UP.

HUH?

PUT YOUR NUMBER TWO PENCILS DOWN AND PASS YOUR PAPERS FORWARD.

LET'S START WITH BUTTERCUP'S RESULTS, SHALL WE?

25.

HA HA HA.

NEXT, BLOSSOM'S.

10.

WHAT? HA!

AND FINALLY,

BUBBLES.

OH, NO.

THE PROFESSOR'S A GONER.

HUH? HUH?

HUH? HA!

WELL, I'LL BE DARNED.

YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME, YOU LITTLE BRATS.

THE PROFESSOR WILL PAY.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS MONSTER.

[ROARS]

NO PROBLEM.

HA HA HA!

YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

YOU MUST GET RID OF THIS LITTLE GUY

WITHOUT USING YOUR SUPERPOWERS.

AGAIN, NO PROBLEM.

[ROAR]

UH, THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.

BALONEY! LET'S GO FOR IT.

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

AHH!

YAH!

GRR.

[CLOCKS TICKING, CHIMING, AND CUCKOOING]

THIS IS HOPELESS.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE THE PROFESSOR.

WE'RE NOT GIVING UP THAT EASY.

WE NEED TO APPROACH THIS FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE.

I'M GOING FOR THE HEAD.

[DING]

WHAT THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

HERE'S A FRUIT COCKTAIL, YOU BEAST!

HI-YAH!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING A LOT BIGGER THAN APPLES.

HOW ABOUT GRAPEFRUIT, THEN?

YAH!

YAH!

WHOA.

[VOMITS]

HA HA HA!

[DING]

HA!

HA!

OW OW OW OW.

OH. HUH?

TAXI!

WHERE TO?

TO THE AIRPORT, AND STEP ON IT!

DID WE MAKE IT?

[TICKING]

OH!

YOU BRATS SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR!

ONE RIDDLE LEFT, HIM, AND THE PROFESSOR IS AS GOOD AS OURS.

WE'LL SEE, WON'T WE?

YOU WILL FIND YOUR PROFESSOR WHEN YOU SOLVE THIS LAST RHYME:

WHERE IS BOILING AND FREEZING AT THE SAME TIME?

HA HA HA!

THE PROFESSOR WILL PAY!

30 SECONDS.

[TICKING]

BOILING AND FREEZING. BOILING AND FREEZING.

WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?

Mayor: IT'S COORDINATES.

Girls: HUH?

SURE, IT'S COLD.

THE FREEZING POINT OF WATER IS 32 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT,

WHILE THE BOILING POINT IS 212 DEGREES.

212 DEGREES WEST OF THE GREENWICH MEAN TIME

ON THE LONGITUDINAL AXIS

BY 32 DEGREES NORTH OF THE EQUATOR ON THE LATITUDINAL AXIS

MAPS A SPECIFIC POINT ON THE GLOBE,

THAT POINT BEING RIGHT HERE IN THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE--

THE INTERSECTION OF LINCOLN AND MAIN, TO BE EXACT.

OR IT COULD BE THERE'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK ON FIRE SOMEWHERE.

HAVE A NICE DAY, GIRLS.

OK, GIRLS. KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT.

LOOK!

Buttercup: THE RITE ON-TIME DINER.

Blossom: AND WE'RE RIGHT ON TIME, TOO. LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT, HAND OVER THE PROFESSOR, HIM!

SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE.

Man: AAH!

Blossom: THEY'RE AT THE OTTO TIME DINER.

AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

OK, HIM, HAND OVER THE PROFESSOR.

GIRLS!

TOO LATE, GIRLS. YOU FAILED.

THE PROFESSOR IS GOING TO PAY.

HA HA HA!

[GASP] NO!

PROFESSOR!

Him: HA HA HA!

TIME TO PAY!

THAT'LL BE 7.95, PLEASE.

Girls: SAY WHAT?

YOU SEE,

I BET THE PROFESSOR HERE A FREE BREAKFAST

IF YOU GIRLS COULD SOLVE ALL OF MY RIDDLES,

BUT YOU FAILED.

AND NOW HE HAS TO PAY FULL PRICE.

HERE'S YOUR MONEY, HIM.

YOUR FLAPJACKS ARE GOOD, BUT NOT THAT GOOD.

I'M NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN.

COME ON, GIRLS. LET'S GO EAT AT THE OTHER RESTAURANT.

Him: WAIT! WAIT! COME BACK!

I'LL MAKE MY FLAPJACKS CHEAPER.

Narrator: AND SO THE...

HMM...

YEAH.

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--