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SPICE...
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AND EVERYTHING NICE.
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THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS
CHOSEN TO CREATE
THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.
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BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM
ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA
INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--
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CHEMICAL X.
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[EXPLOSION]
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THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
WERE BORN!
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USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,
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BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP
HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES
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TO FIGHTING CRIME
AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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Narrator:
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,
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A VERY NORMAL CITY
LIKE MOST CITIES.
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AND, LIKE MOST CITIES,
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TOWNSVILLE EVEN HAS
ITS OWN RESIDENT SUPERHEROES.
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WHY, THERE THEY GO RIGHT NOW.
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LET'S FOLLOW THEM, SHALL WE?
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PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!
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IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME!
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WHAT? IT'S TIME?
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BATTEN DOWN
THE CANNED GOODS.
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EVERYONE
TO THE SHELTERS!
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NOT THATTIME,
PROFESSOR.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST
IMPORTANT NEWSCAST
OF THE YEAR.
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TV announcer: WELCOME TO
CTN'S LIVE COVERAGE OF...
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THE ASSOCIATION...
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OF WORLD...
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SUPER...
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MEN...
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SUPER SUMMIT...
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2000!
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IT'S SO EXCITING!
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST
SUPERHEROES
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ALL GETTIN' TOGETHER FOR
A SUPERSPECIAL MEETING.
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WOW!
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[TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
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OH HO, RIGHT.
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TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL
SUPERHERO
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HERO WORSHIP
SILLINESS.
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MAJOR GLORY IS THE MOST AMERICAN
AMERICAN OF ALL TIMES.
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MUCHO MUCHACHOES MUY GUAPO.
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AND MANDINGO'S
THE BOMB.
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THINK THEY'LL INVITE
KRUNK THIS YEAR?
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NAH, HE'S
TOO STUPID.
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HUSH, HUSH!
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I'M SHAQUILLE SILVERSTEIN,
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AND I'LL BE BRINGING YOU
ALL THE LATEST ON
THE AWSM EVENT
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LIVE FROM CTN HEADQUARTERS.
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WE NOW TAKE YOU LIVE
TO NEWSCOPTER 5
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AND OUR CORRESPONDENT
MARIA GUADALUPE O'FLANAGAN.
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MARIA?
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THANKS, SHAQUILLE.
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I'M HERE LIVE,
HIGH ABOVE
MOUNT NEVEREST,
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THE WORLD'S
TALLEST SUMMIT,
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FOR THE WORLD
SUPEREST SUMMIT,
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WHERE THE WORLD'S
MOST ELITE HEROES
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DISCUSS
THE MOST SECRET
OF SUPER ISSUES.
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
MANY HEROES ARE
ARRIVING AS WE SPEAK.
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HEROES CONFIRMED
IN ATTENDANCE
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INCLUDE SUCH
INTERNATIONAL FAVORITES AS...
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A MONUMENT TO
THE TIMELESS STRENGTH
OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE...
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BIG BEN.
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JAPAN'S PERFECT UPGRADE
OF MAN AND ELECTROCELLULAR
MICRONET ENHANCEMENTS...
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E-MALE.
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THE CARIBBEAN CRUSADER,
THE ATLANTEAN LION...
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YA-MON.
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THE MOST MACHISMO
FOR YOUR PESO...
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MEXICO'S MUCHO MUCHACHO.
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THE SENTINEL
OF THE SAVANNA...
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AFRICA'S MONARCH OF MIGHT...
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MANDINGO.
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CHANNELING
THE COLLECTIVE MANPOWER
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OF THE WORLD'S
LARGEST NATION...
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MU SHU GUY MAN!
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THROWING ALL THE SHRIMPS
ON THE BARBIE...
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AUSTRALIA'S
DOWN UNDER MATE.
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NOW WE TAKE YOU TO
OUR MAN LIVE ON THE SCENE,
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FREDRICO CHANG.
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THANKS, SHAQUILLE.
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I'M HERE LIVE
AT THE VERY TOP
OF MOUNT NEVEREST
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IN THE COURTYARD
OF THE ROTUNDA
OF SECLUSION,
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THE MOST WELL-KNOWN
SECRET LAIR IN
ALL OF SUPERDOM.
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THERE'S
A BUZZ OF EXCITEMENT
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AS LONG-STANDING MEMBERS
AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE
MEET AND GREET
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WHILE THEY AWAIT
THE ARRIVAL OF--
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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COULD IT BE? IT IS!
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THE AWSM'S FOUNDER
AND CHAIRMAN,
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AMERICA'S FAVORITE SON,
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THE CAPTAIN
OF CAPITALISM...
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MAJOR GLORY!
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HI, KIDS!
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BUY
MY ACTION FIGURE.
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MAJOR GLORY,
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MAJOR GLORY,
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COULD WE HAVE
A FEW WORDS?
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THANK YOU
FOR YOUR ADORATION,
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BUT ALAS, IT'S TIME
TO CALL TO ORDER
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THE ASSOCIATION
OF WORLD SUPER MEN
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SUPER SUMMIT...
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2000!
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I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL
HAVE THE PRIVILEGE
OF RECORDING
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THIS MONUMENTOUS
OCCASION FOR POSTERITY.
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NOW SCRAM!
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WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT,
LIVE FROM MOUNT NEVEREST...
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AND LIVE
FOR NEWSCOPTER 5...
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AND LIVE FROM
CTN HEADQUARTERS,
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THAT WAS THE AWSM
SUPER SUMMIT 2000 LIVE.
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THAT WAS LIVE!
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LIVE ALL THE WAY!
LIVE!
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OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S ALWAYS
SO EXCITING!
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OH, I KNOW.
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DID YOU SEE THE FLYING IN,
AND EVERYONE WAS--
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YEAH, AND THE STUFF
WAS ALL ZAPPING
AROUND HIS--
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AND THE FANCY CAPE
WAS ALL BLOWING.
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AND DID YOU SEE
WHO ELSE WAS THERE?
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OH MY GOSH, YES.
AND, OH, YOU
KNOW WHO ELSE--
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YEAH!
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WOW.
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PHEW.
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AAH.
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YEAH.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY DO IN THERE?
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YOU KNOW,
SUPER STUFF.
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THEY DISCUSS MORAL ISSUES
AND WORLD CRISISES
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AND COMPARE
CRIME-FIGHTING TECHNIQUES.
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YEAH,
LIKE BODY SLAMS
AND WINDMILL KICKS.
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IMAGINE WHAT
WE COULD LEARN FROM THEM.
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THE MASTERS.
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I WISH SOMEDAY WE COULD BE
GOOD ENOUGH SUPERHEROES
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TO BE INVITED
TO A SUPER SUMMIT.
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HERE NOW.
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WHAT'S THIS
SILLINESS
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ABOUT BEING
GOOD ENOUGH
SUPERHEROES?
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YOU'RE THE BEST
SUPERHEROES
I KNOW.
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OH, PROFESSOR,
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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
'CAUSE YOU'RE OUR DAD.
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WELL, YES,
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BUT THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY REASON.
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I MEAN, GOODNESS,
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE HEARD
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"ONCE AGAIN,
THE DAY IS SAVED
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THANKS TO THE
POWERPUFF GIRLS."
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YEAH, BUT THAT'S
JUST TOWNSVILLE.
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THESE GUYS SAVE
THE WHOLE WORLD.
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HMM.
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I SEEM TO REMEMBER
3 LITTLE GIRLS
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WHO SAVED
THE WHOLE WORLD
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FROM BEING TURNED
INTO DOGS
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AND SAVED
THE WHOLE WORLD FROM
OUTER SPACE INVADERS.
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WHY, YOU'VE EVEN MATCHED
WITS WITH THE MOST VILE,
MOST EVIL...
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WELL, YOU KNOW.
HIM.
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SO I SAY
YOU'RE CERTAINLY
GOOD ENOUGH SUPERHEROES
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TO GO TO ANY OLD SUMMIT
YOU WANT.
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YOU REALLY
THINK WE COULD?
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OF COURSE.
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Girls:
CAN WE GO, PROFESSOR? HUH?
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CAN WE, PLEASE?
CAN WE, CAN WE?
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OF COURSE,
AND IF YOU HURRY,
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YOU'LL BE THERE
BEFORE THEY FINISH
ROLL CALL.
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All: AWESOME!
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[COUGHING]
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LITTLE ANGELS.
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Narrator: AND WITH THAT,
OUR GIRLS RACE ACROSS THE GLOBE
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TO JOIN THE RANKS OF
THE WORLD'S GREATEST HEROES.
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WELL,
THAT DOES IT
FOR ROLL CALL.
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I MOTION WE
PROCEED WITH--
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HI!
HI!
HI!
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[GASP] WHAT?
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ALL RIGHT,
WHO LET CHILDREN
IN HERE?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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WE'RE BLOSSOM...
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BUBBLES...
AND BUTTERCUP.
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THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
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WE'RE SUPERHEROES, TOO.
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AND YOUR BIGGEST FANS.
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AND WE WANT TO JOIN
THE ASSOCIATION.
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[SNICKERING]
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OH, MY STARS.
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ISN'T THAT JUST
THE CUTEST THING?
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THE WIDDLE
SUPER BABIES
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WANT TO JOIN
THE ASSOCIATION.
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WELL, LITTLE LADIES,
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ALL SUPERHEROES
WANT TO JOIN
OUR ASSOCIATION,
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BUT WE ONLY ACCEPT
THE CREAM OF
THE CROP--
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HEROES WITH
VERY SPECIFIC
SUPERATTRIBUTES, HMM?
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AND I'M AFRAID
OUR ENTRANCE EXAM
IS EXTREMELY...
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RIGOROUS.
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POWERPUFFS ARE READY
FOR ANYTHING.
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LET'S DO IT!
LET'S DO IT!
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CHALLENGE!
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HO HO HO!
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AREN'T WE
FULL OF SPICE?
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GENTLEMEN,
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SHALL WE LET
THE SUGARPUFFS
GIVE IT A GO?
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[TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
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METHINKS THAT WOULD BE
MOST HUMOROUS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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WELL, LADIES,
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MY ASSOCIATES SEEM
WILLING TO INDULGE
YOUR REQUESTS,
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SO WHAT THE HEY?
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HA HA!
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ON WITH THE TESTS!
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SO...
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WHO'S READY
FOR A TEST
OF STRENGTH?
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UH, YEAH.
RIGHT HERE, MAJOR.
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AH, BUTTERDISH.
EXCELLENT.
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BUTTERCUP.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS OUTLIFT...
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LET'S SEE...
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BIG BEN!
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RIGHTY-O,
GUVNOR.
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PIP PIP, TOP TOP,
AND A CHEERIO, WHAT?
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WELL, HELLO,
HELLO, HELLO.
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ART THOU READY,
MILADY?
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LET'S DO DIS
LIKE BUDDHISTS.
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READY...
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LIFT!
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BY JOVE!
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MMM.
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HARUMPH.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GASP]
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HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY.
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CHIM-CHIMINEE...
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CHIM-CHIM-CHEROO!
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HUZZAH!
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[BUTTERCUP GRUNTING]
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BY THE ROCKETS'
RED GLARE!
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YAHOO! YAY, BUTTERCUP!
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WOO-HOO!
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POPPYCOCK.
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YAHOO! YAY, BUTTERCUP!
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WOO-HOO!
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HA HA!
SHE DEUCED
YOU, LIMEY!
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HEE HEE.
SHE BE CLEANING
YOUR CLOCK THERE.
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THE BELL
DOTH TOLL, DUDE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
240
00:10:49,011 --> 00:10:51,011
TEST NUMBER TWO--
TEST OF SPEED.
241
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:53,007
KABOODLES
VERSUS...
242
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,019
E-MALE!
243
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,025
Bubbles: WOW!
244
00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:57,029
ONE LAP AROUND
THE WORLD.
245
00:10:58,001 --> 00:10:59,012
ON YOUR MARKS...
246
00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:01,019
SO, MY LITTLE JPEG,
247
00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:03,010
SHALL WE DOWNLOAD?
248
00:11:03,012 --> 00:11:05,004
READY...
249
00:11:05,006 --> 00:11:06,006
[FIRES SHOT]
250
00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:07,020
WOW!
251
00:11:07,022 --> 00:11:09,008
GO, GO, GO!
GO, BUBBLES! GO!
252
00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,021
OH.
253
00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:31,017
UM, EXCUSE ME?
254
00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:32,023
AM I JUST SUPPOSED
TO KEEP UP WITH YOU,
255
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,013
OR IS SOMEONE
SUPPOSED TO WIN?
256
00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:37,017
OH, ONE OF US
SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN.
257
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:39,003
OK.
258
00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,018
NOW THEN,
259
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,015
IT TAKES E-MALE
PRECISELY 7 SECONDS
TO CIRCLE THE GLOBE,
260
00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:50,007
SO HE SHOULD BE HERE
IN 5, 4, 3...
261
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,023
YEE-HA!
262
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:54,017
BUBBLES, YEAH!
WAY TO GO!
263
00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:58,008
HA HA! NEED
MORE RAM IN THE
HARD DRIVE, EH?
264
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,004
REBOOT,
HEAR ME NOW.
265
00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:03,002
YOUR PPP CONNECTION
HAS BEEN SEVERED.
266
00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,008
OK.
267
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,012
TEST NUMBER 3
WON'T BE SO EASY.
268
00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:09,023
THIS TEST NOT ONLY
DEMANDS SUPERPOWERS
269
00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:11,004
BUT WIT AS WELL.
270
00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:12,015
HEROIC PROBLEM
SOLVING AND...
271
00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:16,007
STAYING COOL
UNDER FIRE.
272
00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,000
NOW, LET'S SEE...
273
00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:21,005
WE NEED A CRIME
OR A CRISIS OF
SOME SORT.
274
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,003
AHA!
275
00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,024
AN ASTEROID SHOWER
HURTLING TOWARDS
EARTH
276
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:27,000
THAT WILL
SURELY SHATTER
OUR VERY PLANET.
277
00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:28,013
YES...
278
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,025
THAT SHOULD
DO NICELY.
279
00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:31,024
BLAZE 'EM,
LET'S DO IT!
280
00:12:34,015 --> 00:12:36,006
UH, IF I MAY SAY,
SIR,
281
00:12:36,008 --> 00:12:37,021
IT'S A GREAT HONOR
AND PRIVILEGE
282
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:41,006
TO ACTUALLY TEAM UP
WITH THEMAJOR GLORY
TO SAVE THE WORLD.
283
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,017
WELL, THANK YOU,
BLESS 'EM,
284
00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:46,001
BUT I'M HERE IN MORE
OF AN ADVISORY ROLE.
285
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:48,011
I'LL BE GRADING
YOUR PERFORMANCE
AND, YOU KNOW,
286
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:51,010
SAVE THE EARTH IF
YOU CAN'T HACK IT.
287
00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,018
HA HA HA!
288
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,012
OOH, WATCH IT, DEAR.
289
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:56,004
HERE THEY COME.
290
00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,027
UH-OH.
291
00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:13,014
AW, YOU MISSED
A FEW, SWEETHEART.
292
00:13:13,016 --> 00:13:14,028
OH, OH, OH.
293
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,018
LET'S NOT FORGET
THE BIG ONE,
SHALL WE?
294
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,026
OH!
295
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,006
THINK, BLOSSOM, THINK.
296
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,027
THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
297
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:41,008
GOTTA CUT THIS
JUST RIGHT.
298
00:13:59,016 --> 00:14:00,018
[GASP]
299
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:03,004
WELL, I'LL BE BORN
ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.
300
00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:04,023
WATCH OUT!
THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT!
301
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,022
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
302
00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:15,020
OF THE UNCONSCIOUS
STATES OF AMERICA.
303
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,018
NOW WE KNOW
WHY BEN FRANKLIN
WANTED A TURKEY.
304
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:21,010
THAT SHINER'S A DANDY,
YANKEE DOODLE.
305
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,011
♪ BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM,
BLOSSOM ♪
306
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,013
♪ BLOSSOM,
BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM ♪
307
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,026
YEAH, BABY,
YEAH!
308
00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:28,008
Major Glory:
SUGARPUFFS!
309
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,029
TEN-HUT!
310
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,029
PREPARE TO BE GRADED.
311
00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:36,003
YOUR SCORE IN
THE TEST OF STRENGTH,
312
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,004
INCOMPARABLE;
313
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,010
TEST OF SPEED, UNBEATABLE;
314
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:41,017
AND TEST OF HEROISM
IN THE FIELD, UNPARALLELED.
315
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:43,020
YAHOO!
WE DID IT!
WHEE!
316
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:45,016
WE DID IT!
YAY!
HOORAY!
317
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,028
THE POWDERPUFFS
HAVE INDEED
318
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,011
PASSED THE ENTRANCE
REQUIREMENTS.
319
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,023
WHAT DO YOU
SAY TO THAT, MEN?
320
00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,001
SUREST THOU JEST.
321
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:03,004
VAL HALEN,
VIKING GOD OF ROCK!
322
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:05,009
LEND US YOUR VOICE.
323
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:06,018
VERY WELL.
324
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,027
'TIS NAY, I SAYEST.
325
00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:09,019
NAY!
326
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,013
NE'ER SHALL
THESE WEAK PIXIES
327
00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:13,019
DEFILE THE SACRED
HOUSE OF MEN
328
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:16,009
WITH THEIR
GIRLISH WHIMSIES.
329
00:15:16,011 --> 00:15:19,009
BESIDES, WE DON'T NEED
NO LITTLE RUG RATS
CRAMPIN' OUR STYLE.
330
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,019
All: YEAH!
331
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:23,003
WELL, THERE
YOU HAVE IT.
332
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,024
MEMBERSHIP DENIED.
333
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:27,016
WHAT?
BUT WE PASSED
ALL THE TESTS!
334
00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:30,004
I THOUGHT OUR POWERS
WERE GOOD ENOUGH.
335
00:15:30,006 --> 00:15:31,003
AWW...
336
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:34,000
BABY BOW-BOW'S
NO-NO GOO-GOO
NOOVE?
337
00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,023
LOOK, KIDS,
YOU'RE MISSING
THE POINT.
338
00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:39,014
THIS IS
THE ASSOCIATION
OF WORLD SUPER MEN.
339
00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:41,010
YOU'RE LITTLE GIRLS.
340
00:15:41,012 --> 00:15:43,004
WE ARE THE MEN...
341
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,020
THE PROTECTORS,
THE HUNTERS,
342
00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:46,008
THE FIGHTERS
AND THE SHOWOFFS,
343
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,027
AND THE NOISEMAKERS!
344
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,005
YOU ARE LITTLE GIRLS.
345
00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:52,018
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME
WITH YOUR MOMMY,
346
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,028
LEARNING HOW TO
COOK AND CLEAN,
347
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,007
AND BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH,
348
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:56,013
WHATEVER WOMEN STUFF.
349
00:15:56,015 --> 00:16:01,006
SO LEAVE THE SUPERHEROICS
TO THE SUPER MEN!
350
00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,021
WHY?
ARGH!
351
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:04,017
[BREATHING HARD]
352
00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:06,009
LOOK,
353
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:09,000
THERE ARE CERTAIN ROLES
FOR MEN AND CERTAIN ROLES
FOR WOMEN, RIGHT?
354
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,001
NOW LET'S TAKE YOUR FAMILY,
FOR EXAMPLE.
355
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,004
WHO GOES TO WORK
AND BRINGS HOME THE PAYCHECK?
356
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,014
OUR DAD.
357
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,001
RIGHT! WHO PAYS THE RENT
AND PUTS THE BREAD ON THE TABLE?
358
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,012
OUR DAD.
359
00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:20,014
BINGO.
360
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:23,016
AND WHO COOKS THE MEALS?
OUR DAD.
361
00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:25,007
WHO DOES THE LAUNDRY?
DAD.
362
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:26,028
WHO WASHES THE DISHES?
DAD.
363
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,023
WHO SCRUBS THE LOO?
DAD.
364
00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:30,024
WHO MAKES THE CAKES?
DAD.
365
00:16:30,026 --> 00:16:33,007
THEN WHO MOWS THE LAWN
AND WASHES THE CAR?
366
00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:34,010
BUBBLES.
BUBBLES.
367
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,016
SO WHAT DOES
YOUR MOTHER DO?
368
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:38,011
Girls:
WE DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
369
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,024
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
370
00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:42,020
WE HAVE MANY PRESSING
MANLY MATTERS TO ATTEND TO.
371
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:44,015
BUT--
GO HOME!
372
00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:45,027
FINE.
373
00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:48,020
DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN
YOUR STINKY OLD CLUB
ANYWAY.
374
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:51,022
YOU GOT YOUR UNDERPANTS
ON ON THE OUTSIDE.
375
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,018
Narrator: OH, NO.
376
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,014
THE GIRLS' DREAMS
HAVE BEEN SHATTERED.
377
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,015
THEIR IDOLS KNOCKED THEM
FROM THEIR PEDESTALS.
378
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,028
WHAT A BUMMER.
379
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,002
BUT WHAT'S THIS?
380
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,029
SOME SORT OF
SPACEFARING MUSCLE ROD,
381
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:06,007
HEADED STRAIGHT FOR
THE ROTUNDA OF SECLUSION!
382
00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:16,008
MEN OF EARTH,
383
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,024
WITNESS THE COMING OF...
384
00:17:17,026 --> 00:17:20,012
MASCUMAX!
385
00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:21,027
BREAKER OF MEN,
386
00:17:21,029 --> 00:17:23,014
TAKER OF WORLDS.
387
00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:26,000
BE THERE ANY TRUE MEN
AMONGST THEE,
388
00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:30,011
STEP FORTH
AND BRING THY MANHOOD
AGAINST MINE OWN...
389
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:35,003
SO THAT WE MIGHT SEE
WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND
UPON THE MEASURING STICK.
390
00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:38,023
FINALLY, A TRUE TEST
OF OUR MANHOOD.
391
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:41,026
HEROES HO!
392
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,008
GIRLS,
THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HOME.
393
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,027
Blossom:
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
394
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,016
THEY ALL
LAUGHED AT US.
395
00:17:53,018 --> 00:17:55,022
THERE, THERE.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
396
00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:58,003
I SAW THE WHOLE THING
LIVE.
397
00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:00,011
THOSE JERKS
WERE JUST PLAIN AWFUL.
398
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,022
I'D BE GIVING THEM
A PIECE OF MY MIND
RIGHT NOW
399
00:18:02,024 --> 00:18:05,009
IF THEY WEREN'T ALREADY
BEING SAVAGELY BEATEN
400
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:07,022
BY SOME THUG
FROM OUTER SPACE!
401
00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,025
Silverstein: THIS IS THE SCENE
AROUND THE GLOBE--
402
00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:12,012
MEMBERS OF THE AWSM
BEING HUNTED DOWN
403
00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:15,001
AND BEATEN LIKE SICK DOGS.
404
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,001
Buttercup:
SERVES 'EM RIGHT.
405
00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,014
Professor:
NOW, BUTTERCUP,
406
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,002
I KNOW
THEY WEREN'T
VERY HEROIC
407
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:24,011
WHEN THEY PICKED
ON YOU,
408
00:18:24,013 --> 00:18:25,027
BUT REAL
SUPERHEROES
409
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:27,017
DON'T LET
WHAT OTHERS SAY
410
00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:30,008
KEEP THEM
FROM BEING
REALLY SUPER.
411
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,021
AND REAL HEROES
DON'T LET BULLIES
FROM OUTER SPACE
412
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,011
BEAT UP FOLKS
AND BREAK STUFF.
413
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:38,017
COME ON, GIRLS.
THE AWSM NEEDS SOME
REAL HEROES RIGHT NOW.
414
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:40,028
ANGELS.
415
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,019
FOOLS!
416
00:18:56,021 --> 00:19:00,004
I FEED OFF YOUR EXPULSIONS
OF MANLINESS.
417
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,026
THE MORE MANHOOD
YOU BRING AGAINST ME,
418
00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:04,025
THE HARDER I BECOME!
419
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,013
Blossom:
HEY, BOY!
420
00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:09,008
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
SOME POWERPUFF?
421
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,012
WHAT?
422
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,028
LITTLE GIRLS?
423
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,012
HA HA HA HA!
424
00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:16,011
SHOULDN'T YOU
BE HOME LEARNING
HOW TO BE MOMMIES?
425
00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:17,015
ARGH.
426
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,026
THIS STUFF
AGAIN?
427
00:19:18,028 --> 00:19:20,027
LOOK, THIS PLANET
IS OUR HOME,
428
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:23,017
AND MOMMIES ARE READY TO
CLEAN HOUSE.
429
00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:36,002
ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
430
00:19:36,004 --> 00:19:38,004
LET'S DO
SOME REALCOOKIN'.
431
00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:41,007
FORM FURIOUS
FLAMING FELINE!
432
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,007
AAH!
433
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:02,027
NO, IT CANNOT BE!
434
00:20:02,029 --> 00:20:04,026
Blossom: IF YOU CAN'T
TAKE THE HEAT, THEN...
435
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,015
STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
436
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:08,013
[SOBBING]
437
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:09,024
MOMMY!
438
00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:10,028
THERE WERE SOME GIRLS,
439
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,018
AND THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME.
440
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:20,003
OH, THANK YOU, POWERPUFF GIRLS!
441
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,017
THANK YOU!
442
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,000
YOU BOYS
ALL RIGHT?
443
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:24,014
UM, YEAH, BUT...
444
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,002
UH, WELL, UH...
445
00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:29,001
ME AND THE GUYS
ALL WANTED TO
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
446
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:32,014
IF YOU WANT US TO
JOIN YOUR CLUB NOW,
FORGET IT.
447
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:34,012
UM, ACTUALLY...
448
00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:35,023
NO.
449
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,010
WE WERE ALL
WONDERING IF, UM...
450
00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:40,011
WE COULD BE
IN YOUR CLUB.
451
00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:43,000
YOU ARE OUR HEROES.
452
00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,010
OH, PLEASE!
453
00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:46,002
AFTER EVERYTHING
YOU'VE PUT US THROUGH,
454
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:46,028
YOU THINK--
455
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,001
NOW, GIRLS,
456
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:49,025
JUST BECAUSE
THEY WERE MEAN
AND INSENSITIVE
457
00:20:49,027 --> 00:20:52,021
DOESN'T MEAN WE
SHOULDN'T TURN
THE OTHER CHEEK.
458
00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:57,008
Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN,
THE DAY IS SAVED,
459
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,010
THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
460
00:20:59,012 --> 00:21:01,001
AND THE NEWLY-FORMED
461
00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:04,000
SOCIETY OF
ASSOCIATED PUFFKETEERS.
462
00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:06,019
AREN'T THEY CUTE LITTLE MUFFINS?
463
00:21:12,008 --> 00:21:14,026
♪ BLOSSOM,
COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪
464
00:21:14,028 --> 00:21:17,018
♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY
AND THE LAUGHTER ♪
465
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:20,009
♪ BUTTERCUP,
SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪
466
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:23,002
♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪
467
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:24,022
♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪
468
00:21:24,024 --> 00:21:27,014
♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
469
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:31,000
♪ HERE THEY COME,
JUST IN TIME ♪
470
00:21:31,002 --> 00:21:34,002
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
471
00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:35,022
♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪
472
00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:38,012
♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
473
00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:41,028
♪ HERE THEY COME,
JUST IN TIME ♪
474
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,001
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
475
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,007
POWERPUFF!
476
00:21:47,009 --> 00:21:49,010
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