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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

MOM'S HOT APPLE PIE...

HI, BILLY!

HI, MRS. O'HARA.

WHITE PICKET FENCES...

WOW!

AND BASEBALL.

OH, YES, TYPICALLY AMERICAN IN EVERY WAY.

[ALARM RINGING]

Criminal: HA HA HA!

THANKS FOR THE LOOT, SUCKERS.

[LAUGHING]

Narrator: ONLY ONE THING

SETS TOWNSVILLE APART FROM THE REST OF AMERICA.

OR SHOULD I SAY 3 THINGS?

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

OH, NO! YOU GUYS GO LEFT.

I'LL TAKE RIGHT.

[GRUNTING]

QUICK, FASTBALL SPECIAL.

THAT'S RIGHT. KEEP IT MOVING.

JEEZ LOUISE, POWERPUFF GIRLS,

YOU DONE IT AGAIN!

Narrator: YES, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

AND IT IS THIS EXTRAORDINARY FACT

THAT HAS CAUGHT THE EYE

OF NONE OTHER THAN BERNIE BERNSTEIN,

BIG-TIME HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, AGENT.

[DIALING PHONE]

DONNIE, SET UP A LUNCH WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS--

SOMETHING QUAINT AND EXPENSIVE.

YES, SIR. YOU GOT IT, SIR.

Narrator: LOOKS LIKE MR. BERNSTEIN'S GOT SOMETHING BIG PLANNED

FOR OUR 3 LITTLE SUPERHEROES.

Blossom: WELL, WHO IS HE?

Professor: I DON'T KNOW.

HE SAID HIS NAME IS BERNIE BERNSTEIN.

AND WHAT DID HE SAY?

WELL, NOT MUCH.

HE SAID HE'S FROM HOLLYWOOD

AND THAT HE'S REAL EXCITED TO MEET YOU GUYS.

NOW, DON'T WORRY, GIRLS.

I'M HERE TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.

AH, PROFESSOR UTONIUM!

YOU'RE EXPECTED. RIGHT THIS WAY.

OVER HERE!

OVER HERE!

SIT, SIT!

EAT, EAT! IT'S GOOD!

WAITER, WAITER!

MORE FOOD!

YEAH, NOW.

[SIGHS]

WOW! LET ME LOOK AT YOU!

CAN I JUST SAY, YOU LOOK GREAT!

LIFE IS SO WEIRD, RIGHT?

YESTERDAY I WAS IN L.A., AND NOW I'M HERE.

AND ALREADY EVERYTHING'S GOING LIKE THIS.

AND I CAN JUST TELL IT'S GONNA GO LIKE THIS!

UM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, EXACTLY?

I'M TALKING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES--

A POWERPUFF MOVIE!

AND HERE'S THE CATCH:

YOU 3 ARE GONNA STAR AS YOURSELVES!

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT! WOO!

Bernstein: I SAW THE LITTLE ARTICLE IN THE TIMES

ABOUT THE BANK HEIST,

AND IT JUST CLICKED RIGHT HERE.

AND THE WHEELS STARTED TURNING.

'CAUSE THINK ABOUT IT-- THERE'S 3 OF YOU,

SO IT WOULDN'T BE THAT TWO THING.

YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY'S DOING THAT TWO THING,

YOU KNOW?

HUH?

HELLO? WHO?

OH, HI.

OH, NOTHING. I'M JUST HAVING LUNCH

WITH THE NEXT 3 BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD.

SURE THING. CALL YOU BACK.

BUH-BYE.

WHERE WAS I?

OH, YES.

NOW I MUST WARN YOU,

YOU SAY YES TO DOING THIS MOVIE,

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH,

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS.

YES!

HEY, WAIT A SECOND!

WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS A LITTLE FIRST.

OH, PROFESSOR!

NO, NO, GIRLS.

IT'S YOUR FATHER'S DECISION,

AND HE ALONE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR HIS GIRLS.

BUT I TELL YOU...

I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THOUGHT OF

AS THE TYPE OF PARENT WHO JEALOUSLY HOLDS HIS CHILDREN BACK

FROM FULFILLING THEIR POTENTIAL.

JUST SIGN HERE.

AND HERE...

AND HERE...

AND HERE...

AND ONCE MORE HERE.

WOW! OUR OWN MOVIE!

YEAH, AND FINALLY WE'LL GET

THE RECOGNITION WE DESERVE.

AND THE PREMIERE!

OH, MAYBE I'LL GET A CHANCE TO MEET LEO!

AND OUR NAME IN LIGHTS!

STARRING BLOSSOM.

I'D GET TOP BILLING, OF COURSE.

SAYS WHO?

WELL, I AM THE LEADER.

NU-UH! I'M JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOU.

[GIGGLES]

LEO.

COME ON, BUTTERCUP.

I'M THE ONLY REASON MR. BERNSTEIN IS HERE.

HA! OH, YEAH?

WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT?

[GIRLS ARGUING]

Mayor: WELL, GOLLY GEE, MR. BERNSTEIN,

YOU WANT PERMITS TO FILM IN THE TOWNSVILLE BANK

AND THE USE OF ALL ITS MONEY

AND FULL POLICE JURISDICTION IN A 4-MILE RADIUS?

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

WELL, IT'S KIND OF A LOT, ISN'T IT?

LOOK, MR. MAYOR, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL.

I MEAN, WHEN MR. S. CAME TO ME WITH THAT BIG WAR PICTURE

AND NOBODY WOULD TOUCH IT,

I HAD FEARS, I HAD DOUBTS.

BUT DID I LET THAT STOP ME FROM DOING WHAT I BELIEVED?

HECK NO! AND WE KNOCKED

THE PANTS OFF 'EM WITH THAT ONE.

AND NOW... NOW WHEN I ASK YOU,

YOU, A TRULY BEAUTIFUL MAN

WITH THE CLASS AND CHARM OF A YOUNG EDWARD G. ROBINSON--

OH! HA HA! WELL, THANK YOU.

UH...

WHO SHOULD PROBABLY BE STARRING IN THIS PICTURE.

AND DON'T THINK THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

THAT'S VERY POSSIBLE.

AND NOW, NOW WHEN I ASK YOU...

DOWN ON ONE KNEE...

FOR A FEW LOUSY PERMITS FOR A TINY LITTLE MOVIE!

OH, I'LL DO IT!

MS. BELLUM, DRAW UP THE PERMITS FOR MR. BERNSTEIN.

Bernstein on intercom: CAN WE GET SOME COFFEE, TOO, THERE, TOOTS?

YES, FOLKS, RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN BACKYARD,

OUR OWN PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD.

IF YOU LOOK BEHIND ME,

YOU'LL SEE ALL THE CAMERAS AND CREWS

SETTING UP FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRL MOVIE.

SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN WORKING HERE AT THIS BANK?

UM, ABOUT 7 YEARS.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO JUST FINE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO HIRE SOME ACTORS

WHO LOOK LIKE REAL TELLERS.

OK, PEOPLE, CAST AND CREW ONLY.

EVERYBODY OUT.

HEY, LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

DONNIE!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A SECURITY GUARD, TOO.

THIS GUY STINKS.

NOW, IF YOU LOOK BEHIND ME,

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE JUST ARRIVING.

THAT'S RIGHT! WHO'S THE BADDEST?

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S YOUR BANK

AND YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE,

BUT WE HAVE TO USE THE ACTUAL MONEY FOR REALITY'S SAKE.

UH, SIR, THE GIRLS JUST ARRIVED.

YEAH, THANK YOU. RUN ALONG NOW.

I'LL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CASH MYSELF.

WELL, AS YOU KNOW,

I'M THE TOUGHEST.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE WORST ACTOR.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY GIRLS?

HIS GIRLS. HUMPH.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TELLING THEM FOR YEARS

THAT THEY HAVE NATURAL TALENT.

HEY, BUT WE JUST MET YOU YESTERDAY.

ALL RIGHT, HONEY,

THE GROWNUPS ARE TALKING NOW,

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE QUIET.

HA HA HA! KIDS.

WHERE WAS I?

BUT WE DID JUST MEET HIM YESTERDAY,

DIDN'T WE?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

MR. BERNSTEIN, WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

COME ON, BUBBLES.

YOU'RE GONNA MESS IT UP FOR EVERYBODY.

YEAH.

OK.

Man on radio: I'LL TELL YOU,

THE WORD IS THAT THIS BERNIE BERNSTEIN

IS HOT, HOT, HOT.

HE IS MOVING UP THE POWER LIST IN HOLLYWOOD.

ANYBODY WANT TO TALK ABOUT BERNIE--

[SHOUTING]

LISTEN, BUSTER,

I NEED TO SEE MR. BERNSTEIN,

AND I MEAN NOW. SEE?

SURE THING.

JUST TRY HIS TRAILER OUT BACK.

FINE!

THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME, IS MR. BERNSTEIN--

Woman: OH, NO!

UH, PARDON ME. HAVE YOU--

Woman: NO!

HI, HAVE YOU SEEN--

Man: AAH! NO!

EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING--

Man: SORRY, BUDDY.

Bernstein: THIS HAS GOT TO BE

THE GREATEST SCAM WE'VE EVER PULLED.

THE PEOPLE OF TOWNSVILLE HAVE GOT TO BE

THE MOST GULLIBLE BUNCH OF SAPS I'VE EVER SEEN.

AS IF ANYONE WOULD REALLY BE INTERESTED

IN MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

I LOVE HOW YOU TOLD THEM YOU NEEDED TO USE

THE REAL MONEY FOR REALITY'S SAKE.

HA HA HA!

GOSH, HOW I'D LOVE TO SEE THEIR FACES

WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THERE IS NO MOVIE,

AND IT WAS ALL JUST A BIG SCAM

TO STEAL THE BANK'S MONEY.

Narrator: OH, NO!

BERNIE BERNSTEIN A FRAUD?

AND I WAS PROMISED A PART IN THAT MOVIE!

WELL, PROFESSOR, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

JOINING US NOW, WITH AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

LIVE, ON-SET FROM HIS DRESSING ROOM,

THE MAYOR OF TOWNSVILLE.

SO, MR. MAYOR, WILL THIS BE YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH ACTING?

OH, NO. I STUDIED ACTING FOR YEARS.

OH, REALLY? WHERE?

TOWNSVILLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

MR. MAYOR, THEY'RE READY FOR YOU ON THE SET.

GOTTA GO.

HEY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

SOMETHING TERRIBLE'S HAPPENING.

I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

YOU SEE--

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, BUDDY. SLOW DOWN.

FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE NOT COPS.

WE'RE ACTORS.

WE'RE WORKING ON THE MOVIE.

AND SECONDLY,

YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND NO COP AROUND HERE

FOR ABOUT 4 MILES.

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.

THIS IS HOW THIS SHOT'S GONNA WORK.

YOU 3 WILL COME IN

THROUGH THE BREAKAWAY WALL, RIGHT THERE.

BREAKAWAY? HA!

WE DON'T NEED A BREAKAWAY WALL.

RIGHT. SO, LIKE I SAID,

YOU 3 WILL COME THROUGH THE BREAKAWAY WALL.

YOU'LL ZIP OVER HERE,

DO THE LITTLE FIGHT THING WITH THE STUNT MEN HERE.

YADDA YADDA YADDA.

AND THEN--OH, DONNIE, BRING IN THE MAYOR.

HEY! I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY SCRIPT YET.

KNOW WHAT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU GUYS ALL SET? YUP!

OK, THEY GAG AND TAKE THE MAYOR HOSTAGE,

AND YOU LET 'EM GO. ANY QUESTIONS?

LET THEM GO?

UH, WE JUST CAN'T LET THEM GO.

NOW, RELAX, HON,

YOU'RE GONNA GET THEM IN THE NEXT SCENE.

TRUST ME, BABE, IT WILL BE A LONG MOVIE.

UM, HI.

HOW'S IT GOING?

[WHISTLING]

SO, THEY SHOOTING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE IN THERE?

UH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I INVENTED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

REALLY?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, IN MY LAB AT HOME.

WHAT?

SO YOU GONNA LET ME IN?

NAH.

AND ACTION!

Bernstein: OK, GIRLS, NOW!

OH!

HEY, YOU BAD GUYS,

PREPARE TO GET BLACK EYES.

UM, BERNIE, CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN?

IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL ORGANIC.

[SIGHS]

YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT?

HMM.

LOOK, THERE'S ONLY ONE PART FOR A DOG IN THIS PICTURE,

AND I TALK.

STICK 'EM UP!

CHEESE IT! IT IS THE COPS!

NOBODY MOVE! NOBODY MOVE!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

YOU JERKS!

THOSE GIRLS ARE STRONG.

PROFESSOR UTONIUM?

ALL RIGHT, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

UM...

HELP. SAVE ME?

HA HA HA HA!

GREAT! THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY ONLY LOOKING FOR A WOMAN AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU.

GET READY... TO EAT LEAD!

NOW?

Bernstein: YES! YES!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY

TO MESS WITH THIS SISTER...

MISTER!

[BERNSTEIN CLEARS THROAT]

OH, YEAH!

WHAT?

I JUST DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SAY THAT LINE.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT.

BERNIE, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE

WITH BUTTERCUP SAYING THE "SISTER, MISTER" LINE.

I'M THE LEADER. I SHOULD SAY IT.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY LINES,

AND I'M THE CUTEST AND THE FAVORITE!

I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!

OK, I GUESS WE'LL TAKE A 5-MINUTE BREAK.

IN THIS NEXT SHOT, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY

THE TELLERS IN THE BACKGROUND.

THE ACTION'S GONNA TAKE PLACE HERE IN FRONT OF YOU,

AND THE CAMERA WILL BE BEHIND ME, THERE.

SO JUST TRY AND ACT NATURAL,

AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TOO DISTRACTING.

OK? YOU'RE GONNA DO JUST FINE.

NOTHING TOO DISTRACTING, HUH?

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

WHAT'S THAT, TOOTS?

OH, NOTHING, DEAR.

PLACES, EVERYONE.

POWERPUFFS.

FEELING BETTER, BUTTERCUP?

YES, BERNIE.

GOOD, ALL RIGHT. ACTION!

COME ANY CLOSER, AND THE MAYOR GETS IT.

[WHISPERING] Blossom!

OH, NO!

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT, GIRLS.

[WHISPERING] Blossom!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Professor: BLOSSOM, THERE'S SOMETHING

VERY WRONG GOING ON HERE.

Blossom: WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN?

WOULD SOMEBODY MIND TELLING ME

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

I'D BE GLAD TO!

YOU, SIR, MR. BERNSTEIN, ARE A FRAUD, A FAKE,

A CON ARTIST!

AND I, FOR ONE, AM NOT THE TYPE OF MAN

WHO WILL STAND BY AND LET A CROOK--EXCUSE ME--

A CROOK LIKE YOU STEAL FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE OF TOWNSVILLE.

BY GOLLY, SHE'S GOOD.

AND CUTE, TOO!

[GROWLS]

AND I, SIR, AM NOT THE TYPE OF MAN

WHO WOULD LET A CREEP LIKE YOU EXPLOIT HIS CHILDREN!

HUMPH!

[CLICKS TONGUE]

OH, PROFESSOR!

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING?

I MEAN, IF YOU WANTED TO BE IN THE MOVIE SO BAD,

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK

INSTEAD OF TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME

AND FRANKLY, YOURSELF,

WITH THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS.

AW, PROFESSOR.

WHAT? DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S ALL A CON.

DR. PLUTONIUM, PLEASE!

IF YOU ARE QUITE FINISHED,

WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

LOOK!

SEE, NO FILM IN THE CAMERA!

SEE, NO FILM! HA HA!

THERE, I GOTCHA!

YOU CAN'T MAKE A MOVIE WITHOUT FILM!

FRAUD! FAKE! CON MAN!

[STUTTERING]

WE'RE, UH, REHEARSING.

YOU DON'T USE FILM FOR REHEARSAL.

SO BACK OFF.

LOOK! SEE, IT'S BLANK!

NO SCRIPT!

HOW DO YOU MAKE A MOVIE WITH NO SCRIPT?

SCRIPT? WHO NEEDS A SCRIPT?

WE'RE GOING FOR A CINEMA VERITE,

REALITY KIND OF THING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

GIRLS, PLEASE.

YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

I HEARD HIM MYSELF.

I BELIEVE YOU, PROFESSOR.

HMM.

BRAVO, PROFESSOR.

VALID POINTS, ALL.

BUT, IF THIS WEREN'T A MOVIE SHOOT,

BUT A HEIST, AS YOU SAY--

MAY I BORROW THIS, SON?

IF THIS WERE ACTUALLY A HEIST,

THEN WOULDN'T THIS GUN INSTEAD HAVE REAL BULLETS?

HMM?

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!

AAH!

OK, ME AND THE MAYOR

ARE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE RIDE.

SO DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

THE MAYOR!

GIRLS!

'SCUSE ME, I'LL JUST BE TAKING THIS.

HEY, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THE CHASE SCENE

FOR ANOTHER HOUR!

WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?

THAT WAY!

HANG TIGHT, MAYOR.

EH, BERNIE?

LOOK, BERNIE!

WHAT?

EASY, BERNIE.

DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

NOBODY MOVE,

OR THE MAYOR GETS IT.

CUT!

COME ON, NOT LIKE THAT!

GIVE IT SOME FEELING, LIKE THIS!

[IMITATING EDWARD G. ROBINSON] ALL RIGHT, SEE?

NOBODY MOVE OR THE MAYOR HERE GETS IT, SEE?

LOOK, PROFESSOR, BABY!

I CAN EXPLAIN!

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, MAN.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT, PLEASE?

NO, NO!

ALL RIGHT!

AND THAT'S A WRAP, MR. BERNSTEIN.

PROFESSOR, YOU DID IT!

OH, PROFESSOR, WE'RE SORRY...

FOR LETTING OURSELVES GET SO SUCKED INTO

THAT DUMB MOVIE STUFF.

I MEAN, WHAT A DUMB IDEA TO MAKE A POWERPUFF MOVIE.

WELL, YEAH, THAT WAS A DUMB IDEA, BUT THIS...

THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE--

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE

ABOUT THE MAKING OF THE POWERPUFF MOVIE!

AND I'LL ARRIVE AT THE END WITH THE FINISHING BLOW,

SHOWING OFF MY AWESOME PHYSIQUE.

OF COURSE, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WORK OUT A LITTLE

AND HIT THE TANNING SALON,

GET MY GRAY TOUCHED UP AT THE TEMPLES...

Narrator: OH, BROTHER.

SO ONCE AGAIN, I GUESS THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE SMART GUY IN THE DRESS.

UGH. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY MOM!

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

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