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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN

TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION...

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRL WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPER POWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.

A SECURE PLACE, A SAFE PLACE,

A PLACE WHERE THE MOST VALUABLE OF ALL POSSESSIONS

IS LOCKED UP SAFE AND SOUND.

OH! HELLO.

I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT THE BANK IS CLOSED.

PLEASE COME BACK TOMORROW.

HAVE A SAFE NIGHT.

[PANTING]

[CLANG]

AAH! HUH?

HEH HEH HEH.

WHEW! SILLY IMAGINATION!

NOW, MR. BANK MANAGER, SIR,

YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW

THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE.

SO, HOW WAS THE CROOK ABLE TO OPEN IT?

COMBINATION? SAFE? CROOK? WHERE--?

OH, MY HEAD!!

HE CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

HERE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

[GASPING]

Narrator: WHOA!

SEEMS THE MYSTERY MISCREANT SURE LEFT HIS MARK!

QUESTION IS, WHEN AND WHERE WILL HE STRIKE AGAIN?

[BEEPING]

[SINGING]

[SCREAMING]

[BEEPING]

[CLATTERING]

AND ONLY YOU KNEW THE CODE?

HUH? CODE? CAN'T THINK.

HEAD HURTS.

UH-OH, LET ME SEE.

[GASPING]

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

THE SAME MARK AS THE BANK MANAGER.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, BLOSSOM?

IT MEANS WE BETTER GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS

BEFORE HE STRIKES AGAIN.

ARGH!

COME ON, GIRLS!

SO ONLY YOU KNEW THE SECRET LOCATION OF YOUR BOOTY?

ARGH.

CAN YOU TELL--

ARGH!

DON'T TELL ME, YOUR HEAD HURTS?

ARGH.

Narrator: BACK AT HOME, THE GIRLS SINK THEIR TEETH

INTO THIS CONFUSING CONUNDRUM.

HOLY HEADACHES, BLOSSOM.

THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.

Blossom: HEAD IS RIGHT, BUBBLES.

ALL THE VICTIMS HAD STRANGE MARKS ON THEIR HEADS.

GOSH, YES, BLOSSOM.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT INFORMATION.

Buttercup: INFORMATION?

BUBBLES, THAT'S IT!

ALL THE VICTIMS HAD SECRET INFORMATION THAT ONLY THEY KNEW.

Blossom: HE SUCKS THE SECRET INFORMATION

FROM THE VICTIMS' HEADS.

HOLY LEECH!

ROBBING LEECH,

TO BE EXACT, BUBBLES.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND WHOEVER HAS SECRET, VALUABLE INFORMATION,

IS THE ROBBING LEECH'S NEXT VICTIM.

HOLY HEIST!

HEIST? JEWELS?

BLOSSOM, YOU DON'T THINK--

YES! THAT'S IT EXACTLY!

ARRIVING TONIGHT AT THE TOWNSVILLE MUSEUM

IS NONE OTHER THAN THE SAPPHIRE SULTAN.

HE'S HERE TO VISIT WITH THE MAYOR

AND DIVULGE TO HIM THE SECRET LOCATION

OF THE WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE SAPPHIRE.

Buttercup: WHICH MEANS THE SAPPHIRE SULTAN

IS THE ROBBING LEECH'S NEXT VICTIM!

EXACTLY!

COME ON, GIRLS! NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE!

[SCREAMING]

[SUCKING]

NOT SO FAST!

AAH! GIRLS!

MAN, OH MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT!

THIS GUY, HE CAME OUT AND GRABBED THE SULTAN,

AND HE SWUNG HIM ALL AROUND AND THEN...

AAH!

HE JUMPED ON HIS HEAD

AND HE STARTED SUCKING ON HIS SKULL,

AND THE SULTAN WAS ALL SCREAMING AND STUFF!

AND THEN, BAM! THE SULTAN FELL DOWN!

AND THE LITTLE GUY WALKS OVER

AND SQUEEZES HIS STOMACH AND BLOOP!

OUT COMES THIS JEWEL-THINGY, AND THEN HE RAN AWAY!

AND YOU MISSED IT!

YOU MISSED IT!

MAN, IT WAS COOL!

MAYOR, IT WASN'T COOL!

THE SAPPHIRE SULTAN WAS JUST ROBBED!

IT WAS COOL.

WELL, IT WON'T BE COOL

WHEN THE LEECH STRIKES AGAIN.

WHO DO YOU THINK

IT'LL BE THIS TIME, BLOSSOM?

Blossom: WELL, WHOEVER IT IS MUST HAVE SOME VITAL, PRECIOUS,

AND SECRET INFORMATION LOCKED UP IN THEIR HEAD.

BUT WHO? WHO?

AAH!

HELP! HELP!

QUICK, BUTTERCUP! HIDE ME! HIDE ME!

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

ARE YOU OK?

NO, I'M NOT OK! I'M IN GRAVE DANGER!

DANGER? BUT WHY?

'CAUSE I'M THE ONE! I'M THE NEXT VICTIM!

ALL THE MOST SECRETEST SECRETS OF TOWNSVILLE

ARE LOCKED UP HERE IN MY NOODLE.

OH, MAYOR, YOUR NOODLE IS AS EMPTY--

WAIT.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE THE NEXT VICTIM.

WHAT? WHAT?

GIRLS, WE NEED TO PROTECT

THE MAYOR'S BRILLIANT MIND

AND MAKE SURE NONE OF THE VOLUMES

OF INFORMATION HE HAS IN THERE

FALLS INTO THE HANDS OF THE ROBBING LEECH.

UNDERSTAND?

DON'T WORRY, MAYOR. WE'LL PROTECT YOU.

FROM WHAT?

OH, WHAT'LL I DO? WHAT'LL I DO?

STRESS, STRESS!

WORRY, WORRY!

NOW, MAYOR, IT'S GOING TO BE OK.

WE WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.

SO, YOU JUST SIT HERE AT YOUR DESK AND RELAX.

Blossom: AND WITH US GUARDING THE DOOR,

THERE'S NO WAY THE ROBBING LEECH IS GETTING IN.

HEE HEE!

[SCREAM]

GUESS HE USED THE WINDOW.

WELL, ROBBING LEECH, LOOKS LIKE THE JIG IS UP.

Bubbles: SUCK ALL YOU WANT,

Buttercup: 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTING ANYTHING FROM THAT THICK SKULL.

All: [GIGGLING]

WATCH OUT!

KEEP AWAY FROM THAT MOUTH!

BLOSSOM, WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

[SUCKING]

WELL, LEECH, IT LOOKS

LIKE YOUR BRAIN-DRAINING DAYS ARE OVER.

YOU'RE ALL DRIED UP.

WELL, MAYOR, THANK YOU.

WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

HUH? I DON'T GET IT.

YOUR EMPTY-HEADEDNESS IS WHAT FINALLY DEFEATED THE LEECH.

YOU CAN'T GET WATER FROM A WELL THAT'S DRY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND! EXACTLY.

WHAT? CORRECT, MAYOR.

HUH? THAT'S RIGHT.

Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS...OH...SOMETHING.

DAY...IS...OH, MY HEAD HURTS!

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.

AN IDEAL CITY, WHERE EVERYONE IS SATISFIED WITH THEIR LOT IN LIFE,

WHERE THE CITIZENS ARE HAPPY TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT,

LIKE THESE CITIZENS.

Blossom: HI, PROFESSOR. GOING TO SCHOOL.

OH, GIRLS, BEFORE YOU GO,

COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

All: CERTAINLY.

WILL YOU DROP THE GARBAGE

BY THE CURB ON YOUR WAY OUT?

Narrator: A CITY WHERE EVERYONE GETS THEIR FAIR TURN.

YOUR TURN, JENNY. THINK FAST.

[GIGGLING] OOPS.

VERY FUNNY, JOEY. YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

[LAUGHING]

[BUZZING]

Narrator: A CITY WHERE THEY ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE THEY CAN COUNT ON.

YES, MAYOR? THE BANK, HUH?

DON'T WORRY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

Mayor, on telephone: OH, YOU GIRLS ARE SO SWEET

TO TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO SAVE THE CITY.

WHAT WOULD I EVER DO WITHOUT YOU?

AW, SHUCKS, MAYOR,

WE'RE HAPPY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEARTS.

Narrator: I WONDER WHAT KIND OF HULKING UGLY THUG OF A MAN

IS ROBBING THE BANK THIS TIME?

WHOA, MAN.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SAD EXCUSE OF A MAN.

YOU'VE BEEN RENDERED COMPLETELY HELPLESS BY A WOMAN.

FEMME FATALE.

I'M THE QUEEN OF CORRUPTION,

THE MISTRESS OF MISDEEDS,

THE DAME OF DISASTER.

I'M GOING TO ROB THIS BURG BLIND,

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU MACHO MEATHEADS CAN DO ABOUT IT!

YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG.

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

I-I-I'M P-PUTTING THE MONEY IN THE BAG.

MEN! CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

WHO IS THIS? WHO IS THIS?

IT'S BEN FRANKLIN, YOU IDIOT! A MAN!

I WANT SUSAN B. ANTHONY COINS.

NOW!!

THAT'S BETTER.

NOW, BOYS, LOOKS LIKE THIS TOWN HAS MET ITS MATCH.

THERE'S NOT A MAN ALIVE WHO CAN STOP ME.

UH-OH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

NO MAN HAS EVER DEFEATED ME

AND HERE YOU LITTLE GIRLS

HAVE OVERTAKEN ME EASILY.

YOU'RE AMAZING!

THAT'S RIGHT, LADY!

AND NOW YOU'RE COMING WITH US!

TO JAIL!

TOO BAD YOUR CITY BELITTLES YOUR TALENTS SO.

All: BELITTLES?

Blossom: WHAT DID YOU MEAN, "BELITTLE"?

SURELY YOU'VE NOTICED.

FEMALE SUPERHEROES AREN'T NEARLY AS REVERED AS MALE SUPERHEROES.

SURE THEY ARE. THERE'S SUPERGIRL, BATGIRL--

SHEESH! THEY'RE SO LAME!

MERELY EXTENSIONS OF THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS.

WHO BESIDES YOU IS A HEROINE IN HER OWN RIGHT?

HA! THERE'S WONDER WOMAN AND...

UH...

UM...

UM...

Wonder Woman...

SHE'S RIGHT! THERE IS NO ONE ELSE!

HE HE HE.

HEY, BABY, ARE YOU A FALLEN ANGEL?

WHERE IS SHE?

IT'S YOUR FAULT WE LOST HER,

BUTTERFINGERS.

WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST, ALREADY?

WE CAN'T ALL BE LITTLE MISS PERFECT!

THERE SHE IS!

CAN'T YOU GIRLS SEE?

THE MAN CAN'T ADMIT WE'RE BETTER THAN HIM, SO HE KEEPS US DOWN!

WHEW.

LISTEN TO ME, GIRLS.

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE.

YOU GIRLS PROTECT YOUR CITY JUST AS WELL

AS BATMAN AND SUPERMAN PROTECT THEIRS.

BUT DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MOVIE?

[SIGH]

I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU.

VILLAINY, TOO, IS A MALE-DOMINATED FIELD.

ONCE YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL,

THERE'LL BE NO MORE FEMALE VILLAINS IN TOWNSVILLE.

EXCEPT FOR THAT LITTLE BRAT AND THE CHICK IN THE UNDERWEAR,

BUT THEY'RE IN JAIL, SO THEY DON'T COUNT.

COME ON, GIRLS, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

SENDING ME TO JAIL WILL BE A BLOW FOR ALL OF WOMANKIND.

INCLUDING YOU.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

THINK FAST.

HEY, YOU!

WE SAW WHAT YOU DID, JOEY FINKLEMEIER.

W-W-WHAT DID I DO?

SHUT UP!

DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH US.

Bubbles: WE KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

[SCREAMS]

[BOYS SCREAMING]

[GIRLS CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

HMMM.

[RINGING]

[CHEERING]

[WHIMPERING]

OH, GIRLS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

I FINALLY CAUGHT UP ON ALL THE HOUSEWORK,

AND ALL THAT'S LEFT IS YOUR ROOM.

IF YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF THAT, PLEASE.

I'LL JUST DO IT LATER.

[BUZZING]

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

BLOSSOM, THERE'S THIS CRAZY TOMATO

STEALING ALL THE SUSAN B. ANTHONY COINS FROM THE MINT!

OH, REALLY.

UH, YEAH.

Blossom, on telephone: AND JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU?

STOP HER, OR SOMETHING.

HA! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAYOR.

OK.

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME BIG STRONG MAN

TO SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS CITY!

OR BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU STOP MAKING WOMEN

DO YOUR DIRTY WORK AND DO IT YOURSELF!

[CLICK]

BOO HOO HOO! SHE'S RIGHT!

I'M A HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! A FRAUD! A FAKE! A FOOL!

HOW WILL I EVER MAKE IT UP TO THE WOMEN OF TOWNSVILLE?

OOH, I KNOW!

I'LL PLANT MORE FLOWERS IN THE PARK!

LADIES LOVE FLOWERS!

OH, AND CANDY, THAT'LL DO THE TRICK,

THE FILLIES LOVE A CHOCOLATE.

Blossom: OH, IT'S THAT ROTTEN MAYOR AGAIN!

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?!

MISS BELLUM!

WHY, OF COURSE, ANYTHING FOR YOU.

MISS BELLUM WANTS US TO MEET HER

AT THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.

SHE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT.

Miss Bellum: HAVE A SEAT, GIRLS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

All: MISS BELLUM?

HI, GIRLS. WE CALLED YOU HERE FOR A LITTLE GIRL-TALK.

All: WE?

YES, GIRLS.

WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE, UM, WELL, CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

HECK, NO!

ALL THE GUYS IN TOWNSVILLE

HAVE ROTTEN ATTITUDES ABOUT GIRLS!

YEAH! AND IT'S EVEN WORSE

THAN THEIR COOTIES!

OH, MY!

DO TELL.

WELL, FIRST, THERE WAS THIS BOY. UH-HUH.

AT SCHOOL. UH-HUH.

HE WAS PLAYING WITH THIS GIRL. MM-HMM.

AND HE KNOCKED HER DOWN!

Teacher: ON PURPOSE?!

UH, NO, THEY WERE KIND OF PLAYING CATCH AND STUFF.

OK, MAYBE THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

BUT THE PROFESSOR!

YEAH! HE WANTED US TO DO CHORES!

WELL, THAT IS UNFAIR.

MAKING YOU DO ALL THE CHORES

AND NOT DOING ANY HIMSELF.

HE WAS DOING SOME OF THE CHORES.

ACTUALLY, WE ONLY HAD TO CLEAN OUR OWN ROOM.

THE MAYOR!

YEAH, THE MAYOR!

IF HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING THE CITY,

WHY IS HE ALWAYS ASKING US TO SAVE IT FOR HIM?

OH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, GIRLS.

HE SHOULD BE USING HIS OWN SUPERPOWERS TO SAVE THE CITY.

OK. FINE. BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, THINGS ARE UNFAIR AROUND HERE.

I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY ONE FEMALE VILLAIN IN THE WHOLE TOWN!

AND YOU DIDN'T STOP HER.

THAT'S RIGHT!

WE GIRLS GOTTA

LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER!

Woman: OH, REALLY?

WAS FEMME FATALE LOOKING OUT FOR ME WHEN SHE STOLE FROM MY BANK?

WAS SHE LOOKING OUT FOR ME WHEN SHE BROKE MY ARM?

WAS SHE LOOKING OUT FOR ME WHEN SHE STOLE MY HAIRSTYLE?

WELL, SHE DID!

LISTEN, GIRLS, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING:

THERE IS INJUSTICE IN THE WORLD.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE YOU,

TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF EVERYONE.

AND RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE IN TOWNSVILLE NEEDS YOU.

[ALARM RINGING]

[LAUGHING]

OH, HELLO, GIRLS. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE.

HEAR YOU'VE BEEN KICKING SOME MALE BUTT. GOOD FOR YOU!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

SUSAN B. ANTHONY COINS, HUH?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS?

SHE WAS...UH...

ONCE UPON A TIME,

WOMEN WEREN'T ALLOWED TO DO

MUCH OF ANYTHING.

SUSAN B. ANTHONY KNEW THAT THAT WAS WRONG.

IN 1872, SHE BROKE THE LAW BY VOTING,

AND EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS FOUND GUILTY,

THE FEDS WANTED TO GO EASY ON HER.

All: BECAUSE SHE WAS A GIRL!

AND NOT SEND HER TO JAIL.

WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THIS...

WELL, MEN!

GIRLS SHOULD... OH, MAN!

SUSAN B. ANTHONY DIDN'T WANT SPECIAL TREATMENT.

SHE WANTED TO BE TREATED EQUALLY.

SHE DEMANDED THAT SHE BE SENT TO JAIL,

JUST LIKE ANY MAN WHO BROKE THE LAW.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TO YOU.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

HORIZONTAL STRIPES MAKE ME LOOK FAT.

Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

HEY, DID YOU EVER NOTICE THERE ARE NO CHICK NARRATORS?

[CLANG] OW! HEY! WHO THREW THAT?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE IS THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ POWERPUFF! ♪

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