Original subtitles

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...

WINS TEAMWORK AWARD!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

[HORNS HONKING]

[SEA GULLS SQUAWKING]

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[MUSICAL SOUND]

[HIGHER-PITCHED SOUND]

[HIGHER-PITCHED SOUND]

[OFF-KEY NOTE]

[LOWER NOTE]

[LOWER NOTE]

MMM...APPLE JUICE!

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[BUZZING]

BUTTERCUP, HOTLINE!

I'M NOT GETTING IT. YOU GET IT.

I'M BUSY DRAWING UP NEW TACTICAL MANEUVERS.

WELL, I'M BUSY DRAWING THE CARNAGE FROM MY LAST BATTLE.

NOBODY CARES TO SEE YOUR GORE!

NOW, ANSWER IT!

WELL, YOUR PLANS STINK. YOU ANSWER IT.

YOU'RE JUST A BIG BULLY.

AND YOU'RE A LITTLE MISS BUSSY BOOTS!

OH, YEAH? YEAH!

OH, YEAH? YEAH!

OH, YEAH? YEAH!

HELLO? POWERPUFF GIRLS HOTLINE.

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

OH! OPPORTUNITY TO PUT MY PLANS INTO ACTION!

NO WAY! IT'S BOOTY-KICKING TIME!

AAH--BIRDS!

WHAT?

IS EVERYONE OK?

THEY'RE SCARED!

THEY'RE SCARED OF THE MONSTER.

WELL, I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY MONSTER. ARE YOU?

WELL, THEN, COME ON. LET'S GO!

[HONKING]

AAH! PEOPLE!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[CRASH]

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

[ROARING]

WHOA! WHOA!

Blossom: ATTACK PLAN ALPHA OMEGA ATARI! GO!

[GASP]

ALTERNATE GROUP PLAN ATTACK G-37! READY!

HOLD IT! WE'RE NOT PULLING NO G-37!

WE'RE NOT?

WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ATTACK HIM!

SO INSTEAD OF JUST BUZZING AROUND HIM IN SOME FANCY PATTERN,

WE'RE GONNA HIT HIM HEAD-ON AND KICK SOME MONSTER BUTT!

[ROAR]

WELL, THAT WORKED.

ZIP IT, RED! JUST A MINOR SETBACK.

I'LL GET HIM THIS TIME!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT THE PROPER WAY,

THEN YOU DON'T DO IT!

COME ON, BUBBLES!

FINE!

BLOSSOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH...I THINK SO.

HA HA HA! YOU DORK!

YOU COULDN'T BEAT AN EGG WITH ONE OF THOSE MOVES.

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF!

COME ON, BUBBLES!

WHO'S THE DORK NOW?

I TOLD YOU IT TAKES A TACTICAL PLAN TO TAKE DOWN A MONSTER!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

YOU KNOW DARN WELL IT TAKES

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED BUTT WHUPPIN'!

THAT KIND OF BRUTALITY DOESN'T WORK. IT NEVER WORKS!

OH, YEAH? SAYS WHO?

SAYS ME!

JUST LOOK AT THESE PLANS-- THEY'RE FOOLPROOF!

YOU'RE THE FOOL!

LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!

THIS IS WHAT FIGHTING IS ALL ABOUT!

[KISS KISS]

BRAINS! BRAWN!

BRAINS! BRAWN!

BRAINS! BRAWN!

IT'S THE BRAINS, AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

YOU'RE NOT STEALING ALL THE GLORY!

[SIGHS]

3...2...1.

[CRASH]

OHHH... OHHH...

YOU! YOU!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

MY FAULT?

IF YOU HAD STAYED OUT OF THE WAY,

MY PLAN COULD HAVE WORKED!

YOU WERE IN MY WAY!

YOUR WAY WON'T WORK!

BALONEY! YOUR WAY WON'T WORK!

IF MINE WON'T WORK, THEN NEITHER WILL YOURS!

WELL, YOURS CERTAINLY WON'T!

YOURS WON'T! YOURS WON'T!

CUT!

[ROAR]

UMM...EXCUSE ME, MR. MONSTER.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD, UH, BE SO KIND

AS TO STOP DESTROYING TOWNSVILLE?

WE LIKE OUR TOWN VERY, VERY MUCH,

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE.

PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR LUMPS ON TOP?

THANK YOU! HEE HEE HEE!

THERE! THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER,

YOU BIG FAT DOODOO-HEADED WHINERS!

WELL, JEEZ, I COULD HAVE DONE THAT.

REALLY. THAT'S THE EASY WAY.

AT LEAST I WAS TRYING TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.

YOU MEAN WITH A WELL-FORMULATED PLAN?

NO, WITH MUSCLE!

UH-UH, PLAN! MUSCLE!

MUSCLE! PLAN!

Narrator: AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO...BUBBLES!

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNS--

[WHISPERING] Oh, sorry.

The city of Townsville,

a city that sleeps;

a tired town with an early, early bedtime.

No need for late nights here--

gotta get that beauty sleep.

[YAWNS]

So peaceful, the empty streets.

[SNORING]

Even in the suburbs, Townsville citizens are tucked away in their beds.

Still haven't found that unified theory, eh, Professor?

[SNORING]

Ah, here's our girls,

far away in a dreamy slumber.

Ha ha ha! Go get 'em, Buttercup.

Yes, everyone's resting up for a bright new day.

But wait--what's this?

Someone in Townsville is not asleep.

OHH.

YES.

HA HA HA HA!

OH!

[ALARM]

Narrator: TOWNSVILLE MUSEUM ROBBED!

Blossom: HMM. WELL, IT ISMISSING.

DID YOU SEARCH FOR ANY CLUES, CURATOR?

WELL, I DIDN'T WANT THESE BRUTISH POLICE

TROUNCING 'ROUND MY BEAUTIFUL MUSEUM.

THAT'S SILLY. OK, GIRLS, SPREAD AND SEARCH!

NOPE! NOPE! NO CLUES!

OHHH...

WELL, UH...

THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE STOLEN.

WOULD THAT QUALIFY AS A CLUE?

Girls: THE ANUBIAL JEWELS?!

HEY, YOU DON'T THINK...

NO WAY. COME ON!

I SURE WISH WE COULD FIND A TRAIL.

HUH? HUH?

[BARKING]

HE COULDN'T BE THATSTUPID, COULD HE?

YES!

WITH THESE JEWELS, THE MAGIC CURSE

OF THE ANCIENT ANUBIS DOG'S HEAD

WILL FINALLY BE UNLEASHED.

AND THEN THE HUMAN RACE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME,

MOJO JOJO!

WHOA! WHOA!

COME ON!

NOT SO FAST,

MOJO... JOJO!

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!

YOU TRIED THIS STUPID PLAN BEFORE!

AND WE STOPPED YOU THE LAST TIME!

AHA! THIS I KNOW!

BUT THERE IS ONE SMALL DIFFERENCE!

I HAVE STUDIED THE FOOTAGE OF MY CAPER VERY CAREFULLY

AND HAVE DISCOVERED A FATAL FLAW IN MY PLAN,

WHICH YOU WILL NOW SEE!

NOW, IF YOU WILL RECALL,

USING THE MAGICAL POWER OF THE ANUBIS HEAD,

I WAS TURNING THE PEOPLE OF TOWNSVILLE INTO DOGS.

SEE? JUST LIKE THAT.

WATCH THIS ONE.

BOOM!

HA HA! RUN, LITTLE PEOPLE, RUN! HA HA HA! AHEM.

AND THEN, AS YOU WILL SEE, I COMMANDED THE PEOPLE--

UH, DOGS OF TOWNSVILLE TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND!

WHICH THEY DID. NOW LOOK AT THAT...OBEY.

NOW, PAY ATTENTION!

I THEN COMMANDED THE DOGS TO STEAL!

WHICH THEY DID-- VERY WELL, I MIGHT ADD.

THIS PLAN ROCKED!

CHECK IT OUT. THIS PLAN WAS SO BIG,

IT WAS AFFECTING THE WHOLE WORLD:

PARIS...

ESKIMOLAND...

JAPAN!

Blossom: HEY, WHO FILMED THIS, ANYWAY?

WHAT, DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS ALL OVER THE WORLD?

YES! NOW SHUT UP!

BOOM! "NOT SO FAST... MOJO JOJO..."

NOW, HERE'S WHERE I MADE MY FIRST MISTAKE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED YOU INTO DOGS!

BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARMLESS.

LOOK, I KICK YOU. I DIDN'T CARE!

OK, NOW, HERE I SAID SOME COOL STUFF.

AND... THEN I WALK OVER THERE

AND YOU GUYS BARK OR SOMETHING.

NOW, HERE'S WHERE YOU MAKE ME MAD.

THERE'S THE ANUBIS HEAD-- THEN, WHAM!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, NO! IT'S ALL SHAKY!

HEY, STOP IT, YOU STUPID MUTTS!

OH, NO, IT'S FALLING-- AHH, BUT I CATCH IT!

AT THAT POINT, I WAS PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT I BEAT YOU.

I FELT... WAIT, I REMEMBER.

THIS PART IS STUPID. WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT.

Blossom: NO, WAIT! THIS IS WHEN YOU SICKED YOUR DUMB DOBERMANS ON US.

Buttercup: AND WE KICKED THEIR BUTTS! YEAH!

NO, NO, IT'S STUPID.

Girls: HEY!

SEE? STUPID...STUPID...

OOH, THAT'S GOOD. STUPID...STUPID...STUPID...

OK, HERE IS WHERE YOU MINI-MUTTS REALLY MADE ME MAD!

YOU MOVED IN SLOWLY WITH AN ATTEMPT TO CORNER ME!

BUT I WENT HIGHER THAN YOU,

WHICH PUT ME OUT OF YOUR REACH!

NOW, IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY,

THIS PART I DO NOT LIKE.

OBSERVE...

YOU BITE ME!

AND THEN I DROP THE ANUBIS HEAD,

CAUSING IT TO BREAK,

WHICH THEN CAUSED THE SPELL TO BREAK.

SO NOW YOU SEE THE FATAL FLAW IN MY PLAN?

THE DOGS, THE BITING, THE DROPPING.

ONCE MORE: THE DOGS, THE BITING, THE DROPPING.

AGAIN: THE DOGS--

OK, WE GET IT!

YES! AND NOW YOU WILL GET THIS!

AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, I HAVE STUDIED THIS FOOTAGE VERY CAREFULLY,

AND I HAVE TAKEN SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS!

FIRST, I WILL NOT-- THAT MEANS WILL NOT--

TURN YOU INTO DOGS.

AND IF YOU ARE NOT DOGS, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BITE ME,

AND THEREFORE I WILL NOT DROP THE ANUBIS HEAD!

BUT THERE IS MORE.

IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT OF ANY FUTURE BUTT-BITING,

I HAVE THOROUGHLY PREPARED MYSELF--

EWWW! GROSS!

WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF A SPECIAL PROTECTIVE STEEL PLATE

WITH WHICH TO PROTECT MY HEINIE!

THEREFORE, YOU SEE: NO DOGS, NO BITING, NO DROPPING.

ONCE AGAIN:

OH, BROTHER!

NO DOGS, NO BITING, NO DROPPING.

AND WITH THE HELP OF THESE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS,

THE ANUBIS HEAD WILL NOT BE BROKEN,

AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

SO, POWERPUFFS,

NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THESE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS,

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO?

WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!

[WHIMPERING]

WOOF!

Narrator: I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED, AGAIN,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

THE DAY...THE SAVING... THE GIRLS...

THE DAY...THE SAVING... THE GIRLS...

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

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