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SPICE,

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS

CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM

ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[BOOM]

THUS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF EVIL.

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

AS LONG AS YOU IGNORE THE GIANT ANT!

[SCREAMING]

Narrator: THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END!

OH, WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES!

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WILL SEE TO THE END OF THIS BEAST.

OK, GIRLS, LET'S GIVE HIM A POWER KICK TO HIS TEMPLE.

[MOANING]

BUBBLES!

HA! YEAH! BOOM CHIC-Y-YAKA!

TAKE THAT, GIANT ANT!

[SNAPPING]

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WHAT ABOUT THE GIANT AAAAANNNNTTT?

[MOANING]

Blossom: PROFESSOR, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BUBBLES.

I'M FINE! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!

YOU SEE?

HMM. OK, BUBBLES.

I'M JUST GONNA DO A COUPLE OF TESTS.

BUT PROFESSOR, WE DON'T HAVE TIME!

WE HAVE TO STOP THE GIANT ANT!

I KNOW, BUT THIS WON'T TAKE ANY TIME AT ALL.

OK. NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.

G, X, L, V, M.

WHEN YOU SEE THE LIGHT,

ANY LIGHT AT ALL, RAISE YOUR HAND.

PROFESSOR, IS SHE GONNA BE OK?

'CAUSE WE REALLY NEED TO GET BACK

AND STOP THAT GIANT ANT,

AND WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT BUBBLES,

SO WE NEED TO KNOW.

IS SHE GONNA BE OK?

SHE'LL BE JUST FINE.

[STIFLING LAUGHTER]

[GUFFAWING]

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

OH, NOTHING. NOTHING.

YEAH, NOTHING...

DORK!

[LAUGHING]

DORK?

YIPE!

I DO LOOK LIKE A DORK.

NO, YOU DON'T.

YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A NERD--

BUBBLES, NOW, YOU KNOW IT'S NOT IMPORTANT

WHAT YOUR SISTERS THINK.

BUT, PROFESSOR...

LOOK, BUBBLES, WHAT IS IMPORTANT

IS THAT YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE AT YOUR BEST

SO YOU CAN FIGHT THAT GIANT ANT OR WHATEVER

AND SAVE THE DAY!

AND THESE GLASSES ARE THERE TO HELP YOU BE AT 100%.

HOW DO I LOOK, PROFESSOR?

BUBBLES, YOU LOOK SUPER!

YEAH, WE WERE JUST KIDDING.

NOW, LET'S GET THAT ANT! COME ON!

THANKS, PROFESSOR.

NOW BUBBLES...

YEAH?

DON'T LET ANYTHING YOUR SISTERS SAY

GET TO YOU. PROMISE?

I PROMISE. BYE!

HI, GUYS.

OH, WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.

IT'S OLD FOUR-EYES.

HEY, YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST KIDDING.

WE WERE.

YEAH, ABOUT JUST KIDDING.

[LAUGHING]

Blossom: HURRY UP, SPECS.

I DON'T NEED THESE STUPID GLASSES TO BE AT 100%,

I CAN SEE JUST FINE.

OW!

Narrator: OH, BOY.

WITHOUT HER GLASSES,

BUBBLES CAN'T SEE THE FOREST OR THE TREES.

NO MORE TREES, NO MORE TREES, NO MORE TREES.

Blossom: BUBBLES!

HUH?

Blossom: WHERE ARE YOU?

OUR LASERS ARE TOO WEAK!

Buttercup: WE NEED YOUR HELP!

GIRLS? GIRLS, WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE COULD SHE BE?

[SNAPPING]

[MOANING]

QUICK, SEARCH FOR A WEAK SPOT.

OOH!

BUTTERCUP!

IT'S NOT USE. WE'VE GOTTA FIND BUBBLES.

GIRLS?

GIRLS!

BUBBLES. BUBBLES.

GIRLS?

UGH. GIRLS?

BUBBLES! BUBBLES!

GI--UGH!

BUBBLES!

GIRLS?

GIRLS!

OH, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU.

ARE YOU OK?

DID YOU STOP THE GIANT ANT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHY DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?

OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE TOO COOL

TO TALK TO A DORK LIKE ME! RIGHT?

FINE!

BUBBLES.

NOPE.

BUBBLES.

I'M NOT LISTENING.

BUBBLES, TURN AROUND.

HUH?

COME ON, PUT YOUR GLASSES ON AND HELP US.

UH-UH. YOU'LL LAUGH AT ME.

WE WILL NOT. NOW PUT 'EM ON.

[GUFFAWING]

SEE?

WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE SORRY!

[LAUGHING]

[STOMPING APPROACHING]

AHHH! BUBBLES, HELP!

HUH? WHAT? AHH!

DO SOMETHING!

WHICH ONE IS IT?

USE YOUR GLASSES!

NO, I DON'T NEED 'EM!

YOU'RE MISSING... BADLY.

I CAN GET HIM! OOH!

USE YOUR GLASSES!

NO! AHH! OOF! AAF! OK!

Narrator: AS THE CRIMSON BEAM SHOOTS FORTH,

THE SHEER THICKNESS OF BUBBLES' LENSES

BEGINS TO MAGNIFY THE RED-HOT POINT OF ENERGY UNTIL...

[BOOM]

[STIFLING LAUGH]

[GUFFAWING]

HA, HA, HA. OH, REALLY?

YEAH, THE ANT HAD BOTH OF US PINNED

AND WE WERE ALL, "PUT ON YOUR GLASSES.

PUT ON YOUR GLASSES."

YEAH, BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, I'LL LOOK STUPID."

BUT THEN SHE PUT THEM ON AND ZAP!

WHOA!

[SHATTERING]

HONEY?

ARE YOU OK?

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

Bubbles: HEY, I CAN SEE!

IN FACT, I CAN SEE BETTER THAN EVER.

WHAT HAPPENED, PROFESSOR?

WELL, AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE,

BUTTERCUP'S BLAST TO YOUR EYES

MUST HAVE BEEN HIT IN PRECISELY THE EXACT SPOT,

CAUSING A SORT OF CORRECTIVE LASER SURGERY.

I MUST SAY, I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

WHAT?

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Narrator: OH, BUBBLES.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!

SO, ONCE AGAIN, [MUFFLED SPEECH].

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

ILL-CONDITIONED,

INFERNAL,

UNPRINCIPLED,

SPINELESS,

MONSTROUS,

DISTASTEFUL,

FELONIOUS,

GROSS,

DARK, NAUGHTY,

FOUL, GRAVE,

MISCREATED, AND SPOILED LAW-BREAKERS

TO EVER BREAK LAWS.

BUT FEAR NOT, FAIR CITY.

FOR ENFORCING THE LAW OF THE LAND

ARE THE PURE, THE PROUD,

AND THE PERFECT POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Ms. Keane: OK, CLASS.

LET'S GET OUT OUR WORKBOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE 9.

[SCREECH]

[CHOMP]

OW!

[LAUGHING]

[BAM]

WHOA!

HAVE THE GANGRENE GANG LOST THEIR MINDS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR HEADS. COME ON!

NOT... SO... FAST...

GANGRENE GANG!

WHAT?

"I HEREBY DECREE THAT FROM THIS DAY FORTH,

"ALL FORMS OF ILLICIT MISCONDUCT

"SHALL HENCEFORTH BE DEEMED PERMISSIVE AND JUST.

"ANY PERSON OR PERSONS FOUND COMMITTING SUCH ACTS

"SHALL BE GIVEN CARTE BLANCHE TO DO SO, AS IS THEIR WILL...

"IN SHORT, CRIME IS NOW LEGAL!

SIGNED, THE MAYOR?"

WHOA!

HAS THE MAYOR LOST HIS MIND?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'D BETTER FIND OUT.

COME ON!

BUT, THE GANGRENE GANG...

WHAT CAN WE DO?

CARRY ON...

[SNAP]

Narrator: NOW, I KNOW THE MAYOR'S NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER,

BUT CRIME LEGAL?

MAYOR! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

MAKE CRIME LEGAL.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I WAS THINKING OF PUTTING YOU NINNIES OUT OF BUSINESS!

PRINCESS!

THAT'S MAYOR PRINCESS, THANK YOU,

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU BARGING IN TO MY OFFICE!

YOUR OFFICE? THIS IS THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.

NOT ANYMORE, IT ISN'T.

I, OR SHOULD I SAY DADDY,

BOUGHT IT AND THE WHOLE CITY FOR ME!

THE MAYOR WOULD NEVER!

OH, WOULDN'T HE?

ONE TRILLION DOLLARS?

"NEVER," I SAID.

5 TRILLION?

"NO WAY."

BUT A ROOM FULL OF TURKISH DELIGHTS,

HOW COULD I RESIST?

LIKE GIVING CANDY TO A BABY.

PRINCESS, I WANT--

YOU WANT? YOU WANT?

WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?

I WANTED TO BE A POWERPUFF GIRL,

BUT NO, YOU WOULDN'T LET ME.

SO, THEN I WANTED TO DESTROY YOU,

BUT YOU ALWAYS DEFEATED ME!

WELL, NOW I AM IN CHARGE.

I AM THE MAYOR. I MAKE THE RULES.

AND I SAY CRIME IS LEGAL!

AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP ANYONE,

I WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL!

NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!

[LAUGHING] I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

I WIN! I WIN! YEAH!

Narrator: OH CRIMINY.

WITH CRIMES NOT BEING CRIMES ANYMORE,

WHATEVER ARE OUR LITTLE CRIME FIGHTERS TO DO?

[SCREAMING] [PUNCHING]

HEY, THIS IS A PRIVATE RESIDENCE, MAN.

GIRLS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

"I HEREBY DECREE...

"DEEM PERMISSIVE...

IN SHORT, CRIME IS--" MAMA-MIA! GIRLS!

YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE VILLAINS RUNNING FREE?

HEY, THAT REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER!

OH, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COUNTING ON YOU?

HEY, I SIT ON THAT!

GIRLS, WHAT ABOUT ALL OF TOWNSVILLE?

WHAT ABOUT HONOR, TRUTH, AND MORALITY?

GIRLS, WHAT ABOUT OUR HOUSE?

I'M READY FOR BED NOW!

OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU

FOR BUYING ME TOWNSVILLE, DADDY.

I KNOW YOU THINK I'M TOO LITTLE TO OWN MY OWN CITY,

BUT DON'T WORRY, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

I'LL BE THE BEST LITTLE CAPITALIST PIGLET PRINCESS YOU EVER HAD.

GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.

I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY.

THIS IS AWFUL.

PRINCESS'S NEW LAW MAKES US THE BAD GUYS.

I'M NOT A BAD GIRL.

I'M A GOOD GIRL, RIGHT?

GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS.

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. PRINCESS WON!

WE'RE OUT OF BUSINESS.

OUR CRIME FIGHTING DAYS ARE A BUST!

'CAUSE NOW, IF WE BUST A LAW, BUSTER,

WE GET BUSTED!

IT'S NO FAIR.

IF WE DO GOOD, WE'LL BE BAD,

AND WE'LL HAVE TO BE BAD

IF WE WANT TO BE GOOD.

[SNORING]

I WANT A GLASS OF WATER!

ON THE ROCKS!

[MUMBLING] GET MY OWN WATER...

WHAT IS THIS...

IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR THE PRINCESS TO HAVE TO GET HER OWN...

WHEN I SAY I WANT A GLASS OF WATER,

SOMEBODY SHOULD SAY, "HOW TALL?"

[ICE CLINKING, FAUCET RUNNING]

I GET MY OWN...

WHAT A LOAD OF...

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

I OUGHTA WAKE 'EM UP AT THE HOTLINE...

"HEY, POWERPUKES, IT'S THE MAYOR...

3 GLASSES OF WATER. CHOP, CHOP..."

[GASPING]

NO! MY STUFF!

OH, MY GOSH. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.

AND THE TOOK ALL MY-- OOH, ALL THE STUFF.

THEY COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ALL THE--

I MEAN, HOW COULD--OH NO!

NOT ALL THE THINGS AND ITEMS AND POSSESSIONS AND PURCHASES...

OH! OH NO! DADDY'S CARS...

OH, NO! DADDY'S TROPHIES!

OOOOHHHH!

[BUZZING]

AND THEY TOOK ALL OF IT! EVERYTHING.

AND IF DADDY FINDS OUT, I'LL BE GROUNDED FOREVER,

AND JUST 'CAUSE I BEGGED HIM TO BUY ME TOWNSVILLE

AND MAKE ME MAYOR, HE'LL SAY IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY,

AND HE'LL BLAME ME AND THINK IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

IT IS YOUR FAULT.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOU GOING OUT

AND GETTING WHOEVER TOOK DADDY'S STUFF!

PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

GEE, MAYOR, WE'D LOVE TO HELP,

BUT YOU MADE CRIME LEGAL, REMEMBER?

YEAH, EVEN IF WE FOUND OUT WHO TOOK YOUR STUFF

WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

YEAH, THEY'RE NOT BREAKING ANY LAWS

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, "CRIME IS LEGAL."

FINE! HERE! CRIME IS ILLEGAL AGAIN.

GO! HURRY! MY FINANCIAL FUTURE IS AT STAKE!

[CRYING]

[SNORING]

DADDY'S STILL ASLEEP, BUT NOT FOR LONG.

THE SUN'S ALREADY RISING.

THOSE POOPOOPUFFS BETTER GET THAT STUFF BACK HERE FAST OR...

OR DADDY WILL WAKE UP,

AND I'LL BE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

WELL? DID YOU GET 'EM?

OH, GEE, PRINCESS,

WE ROUNDED UP EVERY CROOK AND ROBBER,

AND BAD GUY AND WRONGDOER,

BUT IT SEEMS NONE OF 'EM TOOK YOUR STUFF.

WHAT? HOW CAN... WHO CAN...

WHERE DID... I GOTTA HAVE... OOOHHHHH!

[GIGGLING]

YOU! YOU DID IT!

YOU ROBBED ME BLIND!

I SHOULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED!

OH, YOU CAN'T ARREST US.

CRIME WAS LEGAL WHEN WE ROBBED YOU, SO TECHNICALLY...

ALL YOUR STUFF IS OURS NOW. BYE!

NO! WAIT! I NEED THAT STUFF!

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT. PLEASE, PLEASE!

GIVE BACK TOWNSVILLE TO THE MAYOR AND MISS BELLUM.

NEVER!

[ALARM RINGING]

OK. OK. HERE'S THE KEY TO THE CITY

AND THE MAYOR'S HAT.

NOW GIVE ME THE STUFF. I NEED THE STUFF. HURRY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

ALL THE STUFF! ALL THE BEAUTIFUL STUFF!

THANK YOU FOR STUFF!

PHEW! AHEM.

OH. HA, HA, HA.

GOOD MORNING, DADDY.

I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT ALL OF YOUR THINGS

ARE DOING OUT IN THE YARD.

UM, WELL YOU SEE...

IT'S ALL THOSE STINKING POWERPUFF GIRLS' FAULT.

THEY ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING 'CAUSE I HATE 'EM!

[CRYING]

Narrator: MAN, I AM NEVER GONNA HAVE KIDS.

AND SO, ONCE AGAIN,

THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HEAR THEM COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HEAR THEM COME JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ POWERPUFF ♪

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