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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM

ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Professor: THE TOWN OF CITIESVILLE.

YEAH. BUT WHY ARE WE MOVING THERE?

Professor: WELL, I TOOK A JOB OFFER AT THEIR LAB,

AND WE HAVE TO MOVE HERE FOR ME TO WORK THERE.

BYE-BYE, TOWNSVILLE.

Professor: I TELL YOU, GIRLS,

I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MOVE.

A NEW START, NEW PLACES, NEW FRIENDS...

OH, I CAN'T WAIT!

AND IF WHAT I'VE HEARD IS TRUE,

CITIESVILLE IS A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE.

HEY, I'M GOING TO WORK, JIM.

I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE.

HERE WE ARE. LOOKS NICE AND SAFE.

[SIREN]

WOW! THIS IS GREAT!

WELL, LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S GOT A BATHROOM RIGHT THERE IN THE KITCHEN.

I DON'T SEE IT.

PROFESSOR, HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND A SCHOOL

IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS?

[SIGH] [SIGH] [SIGH]

HI. YOU MUST BE THE NEW KIDS.

OH, MY GOSH!

I JUST LOVE YOUR MATCHING DRESSES!

REALLY?

NO!

HA HA HA!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Blossom: ANYWAY, THERE WILL JUST BE CERTAIN EMERGENCIES

WHERE WE'LL JUST HAVE TO BE EXCUSED.

TAKE YOUR SEATS.

BUT--

[CHILDREN GIGGLING]

Boy: PSST!

AHH...

YOU GUYS!

WE KNOW. WE KNOW.

[SIREN]

Girls: TEACHER, MAY WE PLEASE BE EXCUSED TO SAVE THE TOWN?

[DOOR CLOSES]

HI, GIRLS!

PROFESSOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TOWN?

IT'S GREAT! I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

IT'S LIKE A REAL CITY HERE.

AND THE PEOPLE... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL THE ENERGY?

I LOVE THIS TOWN!

Man: OH, SHUT UP, YOU JERK.

CITY FOLK.

SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

HA HA. UM...UH...

OH...YEAH. GREAT.

OH. YEAH.

A-AMAZING.

JEESH, ARE YOU KIDDING?

JUST GREAT.

GREAT.

GREAT. GREAT.

LOOK, AS SOON AS WE SORT EVERYTHING OUT WITH THEIR MAYOR,

EVERYTHING WILL FALL INTO PLACE.

Blossom: WE'RE SUPERHERO CRIME FIGHTERS,

AND SINCE WE'RE NEW IN TOWN,

WE THOUGHT WE'D DROP BY AND GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE MAYOR.

AHA. WELL, THAT SOUNDS JUST GREAT,

BUT SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT OVER THERE, HMM?

[CLOCK TICKING]

Receptionist: POWDER PUFF GIRLS?

HERE!

THE MAYOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.

COME ON IN, BOYS.

HERE'S THAT VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT, SIR.

OK. NOW, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

ACTUALLY, MR. MAYOR, WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

YOU SEE, WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS,

AND WE'RE SUPERHEROES, AND WE HAVE SUPERPOWERS,

AND WE FIGHT CRIME AND BEAT UP BAD GUYS AND STUFF.

AND WE CAN FLY AROUND.

WHOOSH! WHOOSH!

AND WE BROUGHT YOU THIS HOT LINE PHONE,

SO IF YOU'RE EVER IN TROUBLE, YOU CAN JUST GIVE US A CALL.

UM...OK. WELL, I ALREADY HAVE A PHONE,

SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE GET TO THE POINT.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN.

UH...NOW WHAT?

WE'RE SUPERHEROES.

WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU FIGHT CRIME.

[TELEPHONE BUZZES] YES. UH, PHILIP?

THE CHIEF OF POLICE IS ON LINE 9.

HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.

WHAT IS IT, CHIEF?

Chief: TOM! THE CITY FIRST BANK WAS JUST ROBBED AGAIN!

IF I DON'T GET MORE OFFICERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

I'M WORKING ON THE BILL AS WE SPEAK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN TELL YOU.

THE BANK'S BEEN ROBBED! THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO PROVE OURSELVES!

THIS IS CAR 54. THEY JUST PASSED THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL,

AND THEY'RE HEADING NORTH ON MILLER.

THERE THEY ARE.

WATCH THIS.

[LAUGHING]

Girls: NOT SO FAST, BAD GUYS!

HEY, GO PLAY SOMEWHERES ELSE, YOU LITTLE BRATS.

BRATS?

AAH! AAH!

HE'S HEADING FOR THE BRIDGE!

QUICK. STARBURST FORMATION.

AAH! AAH!

PEOPLE OF CITIESVILLE, FEAR NO MORE.

BEHOLD YOUR SAVIORS-- THE POWERPUFF GIRLS,

HERE TO STAMP OUT CRIME AND VILLAINY

AND BRING SAFETY TO ALL.

NO THANKS NECESSARY, OFFICER.

JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.

HEY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

PROFESSOR?

WHAT A DAY! AM I RIGHT?

OH, BROTHER!

[HOT LINE BUZZING]

WELL, I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

HELLO? UH-HUH.

YES. OK.

IT'S THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.

HE WANTS TO SEE US RIGHT AWAY.

LET ME TELL YOU SOME WORDS.

AT WHAT POINT DID IT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA

TO BLOW UP THE CITYVILLE BRIDGE?

UH... NO!

DO YOU REALIZE THE 2 CROOKS THAT YOU CAUGHT

STOLE APPROXIMATELY $400?

DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU DID OVER $3 MILLION

IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?

IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE!

[SIGH]

ALSO, THAT BRIDGE IS-- OR WAS--A HISTORICAL LANDMARK.

I MEAN, IT'S ON OUR FLAG, FOR PETE'S SAKES.

IT'S ALSO THE MAIN THOROUGHFARE INTO THE CITY.

NOBODY ACTUALLY LIVES IN CITYSVILLE.

THEY COMMUTE.

[CRYING]

THIS IS A BILL PROHIBITING THE USE OF SUPERPOWERS

IN THE TOWN OF CITYSVILLE.

YOU'RE HEREBY FORBIDDEN BY LAW

TO USE ANY OF YOUR POWERS WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS.

NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

[SIREN]

ATTENTION! THIS IS THE CITYSVILLE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

YOU ARE FLYING IN A NO-FLY ZONE. LAND NOW.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HOOFING IT.

[COUGHING]

I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE.

HEY, LADIES.

NICE DRESSES. HA HA HA!

HI, NOW.

I'M TRYING TO GET TO $3 MILLION.

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

AH, FORGET YOU, THEN.

SOMEDAY YOU'LL LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF HELPING OTHERS.

OH, MAN! UHH.

WHAT NOW?

WE LIVE OVER THERE, REMEMBER?

OH, COLD! COLD! COLD!

[DOOR SLAMS]

SO...HOW DID IT GO WITH THE MAYOR?

PROFESSOR, WE TRIED TO TELL YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU--

THIS PLACE STINKS!

I WANT TO GO HOME!

WE TRIED TO TELL YOU, BUT WE WOULDN'T LISTEN,

AND WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT HERE, AND--PROFESSOR?

PROFESSOR? PROFESSOR? PROFESSOR?

OH, GIRLS.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

HUH? HUH? HUH?

OH, I'VE BEEN HATING IT HERE SO MUCH.

HATING, HATING, HATING, HATING IT!

OH, THEY PICK ON ME AT WORK,

AND THEY CALL ME SQUARE, AND--

OH, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIDS?

BYE-BYE, BAD OLD CITYSVILLE!

Narrator: AND HELLO CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

WHERE OUR MAN PROFESSOR IS NOT ONLY GUEST SPEAKER,

BUT HE'S ALSO...

LATE! I'M LATE!

GOT TO HURRY. GOT TO HURRY.

BYE, GIRLS.

OH, PROFESSOR.

WHAT?

FORGOT YOUR HAT.

THANKS. BYE.

[DOOR SLAMS]

FORGET THE BABY-SITTER?

NO, NO. I FORGOT THE BABY-SITTER.

Fairy: HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY! HEY!

OH! BLAST IT! [TELEPHONE RINGS]

YES? UH-HUH.

UH...UH, SURE. BABY-SITTER.

UH...OK. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. BYE.

HELLO, WARDEN? I NEED A BABY-SITTER.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. FULL PARDON. BYE.

OH, RATS! DARN FAIRY!

NOW, BE GOOD, GIRLS, AND LISTEN TO THE BABY-SITTER.

Girls: WE WILL. GOOD LUCK.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

MOJO JOJO? MOJO JOJO? MOJO JOJO?

THAT IS CORRECT.

IT IS I, MOJO JOJO, WHO IS YOUR BABY-SITTER!

I WILL BE SITTING YOU BABIES,

WHICH MEANS YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!

YOU WILL OBEY EVERY COMMAND!

I GIVE THE ORDERS, AND YOU WILL FOLLOW THEM.

THEREFORE, I ORDER YOU TO HELP ME...

TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE!

Girls: WE'RE HUNGRY!

PERHAPS YOU DID NOT HEAR ME.

DINNERTIME!

OK, OK, OK. IF YOU WANT DINNER, YOU WILL GET DINNER,

BUT AFTER YOU EAT, YOU WILL, WITHOUT HESITATION,

HELP ME TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE.

NOW, GIRLS, PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR TASTE BUDS DELIGHTED,

FOR I, MOJO JOJO,

AM NOT ONLY NUMBER ONE VILLAIN IN TOWNSVILLE,

BUT I'M ALSO...

NUMBER ONE CHEF IN TOWNSVILLE.

HUY!

HUY!

HUY!

AHH! AHH! AHH!

HUY! HUY!

HUY.

YAY! YAY! YAY!

HUY! FOR DIPPING.

NEXT THE SHRIMP.

HUY!

PLEASE.

NO DIPPING SHRIMP! FISH ONLY!

[GIRLS SPITTING]

GROSS!

Girls: THIS FOOD STINKS!

WHAT? YOU DARE TO INSULT CHEF MOJ--

GAME TIME!

NO! AS YOUR BABY-SITTER,

I SAY IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE.

OK.

BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME.

BLIND HIDE-AND-SEEK.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TO WIN THE GAME, YOU GOT TO FIND BUBBLES.

READY, SET, GO!

OK. BUT AS SOON AS I FIND HER,

WE TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

CURSES!

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

SHE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM.

OOH! CURSES!

NO, THE OTHER ROOM.

CURSES!

[CRASH]

OOPS! SORRY!

QUICK! SHE WENT INTO THE PROFESSOR'S LAB!

SO THIS MONKEY, HE WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND--

[CRASH]

SO, LIKE I SAID, THIS MONKEY--

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH GAMES.

FORGET TAKING OVER TOWNSVILLE.

JUST PLEASE GO TO BED.

TV TIME!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

ALL RIGHT!

PLEASE, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP, WATCH TV.

YAY! YAY! YAY!

AHH, PEACE AND QUIET.

[IRISH ACCENT] TOP OF THE MORNING, KIDS.

IT'S ME--BLARNEY, THE SINGING SEA SERPENT.

BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I BE.

BUNNY RABBIT!

AYE. A BUNNY RABBIT.

WHY DON'T WE SING A BUNNY RABBIT SONG?

♪ IF I WERE A BUNNY, I'D ♪

♪ HOP! HOP! HOP! ♪

♪ HOP! HOP! HOP! ♪

♪ HOP! HOP! HOP! ♪

♪ HOP! HOP! HOP! ♪

♪ IF I WERE A RHINO, I'D ♪

♪ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ♪

♪ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ♪

♪ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ♪

♪ IF I WERE A FISH, I WOULD ♪

♪ SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! ♪

AAH! AAH! AAH!

OK, LADS AND LASSIES.

NOW LET'S ALL JOIN IN.

OH, NO! NO! NO!

♪ IF I WERE A LOG, I'D ROLL, ROLL, ROLL ♪

♪ IF I WERE A BALL, I'D BOUNCE, BOUNCE, BOUNCE ♪

♪ IF I WERE A RAKE, I'D RAKE, RAKE, RAKE ♪

♪ IF I WERE A HAMMER, I'D POUND, POUND, POUND ♪

♪ IF I WERE A CANDLE, I'D-- ♪

ENOUGH!

I HAVE HAD IT!

IT'S TIME FOR BED!

WHEW. FINALLY.

MOJO GET PEACE.

Buttercup: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ US A STORY?

WE CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A STORY.

YEAH!

[CRYING]

ALL RIGHT! BUT ONLY IF YOU GO TO SLEEP.

VERY WELL, THEN.

I WILL TELL YOU MY FAVORITE STORY

ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED--

NAPOLEON.

HE WAS A MIGHTY MAN, FEARED BY ALL WHO LOOKED UP TO HIM.

USING HIS GENIUS AND HIS LOYAL ARMY,

HE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPE, THEN ALL OF RUSSIA,

AND FINALLY THE WHOLE WORLD. THE END.

Girls: BORING!

YOUR STORY'S ALL WRONG!

NAPOLEON'S 1807 SEIZURE OF PORTUGAL

AND THE SUBSEQUENT REBELLION BY THE SPANIARDS

COST FRANCE OVER 300,000 CASUALTIES,

UNTOLD SUMS OF MONEY,

AND CONTRIBUTED TO THE EVENTUAL WEAKENING

OF THE NAPOLEONIC EMPIRE.

AND YOUR ANALYSIS ON THE INVASION OF RUSSIA

IS ALSO INCORRECT.

NAPOLEON'S INVASION OF 1812

RESULTED IN MASSIVE CASUALTIES OF HIS TROOPS,

DUE TO STARVATION AND INCLEMENT CONDITIONS,

AND ENDED IN A DISASTROUS RETREAT FROM MOSCOW

WITH HIS ARMY DEFEATED!

YEAH, DUMMY!

AND WHEN HE RETURNED TO FRANCE,

THE ALLIED NATIONS OF EUROPE UNITED AGAINST HIM,

WHICH LED TO HIS EVENTUAL DEFEAT

AT THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO ON JUNE 18, 1815,

WHEREAFTER HE WAS EXILED TO THE ISLAND OF ST. HELENA,

WHERE HE DIED A MISERABLE DEATH FROM STOMACH CANCER

ON MAY 5, 1821, STUPID!

NO! STOP!

I ORDERED YOU TO STOP! AAH!

NO! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

HELP! PLEASE SAVE ME!

Buttercup: THERE HE IS!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OOH, YEAH! FREE AT LAST!

HA HA HA!

Girls: BYE, MOJO! BYE!

THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN!

GIRLS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE?

WE WERE, UH, JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO THE BABY-SITTER.

OH, MY LITTLE ANGELS.

BUT IT'S TIME FOR BED NOW.

Narrator: ♪ IF I WERE A NARRATOR ♪

♪ I'D END THIS SHOW ♪

AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, AND SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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