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AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

BUT THANKS TO THE BRAVE EFFORTS OF THOSE ADORABLE POWERPUFF GIRLS,

THE DAY WAS SAVED.

UP NEXT, BUYING SALT CAN--

STUPID KIDS.

[SANDING SOUND]

NO-GOOD WHIPPERSNAPPERS.

LITTLE GIRLS, EVEN. HUH.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA--

[COUGHING]

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]

WELL, BOYS...

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.

HA HA HA HA!

[BUZZING]

YES, MAYOR? THE BANK? WE'RE ON IT!

NOT SO--HUH?!

WELL, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP.

HOW WONDERFUL!

AND WHO ARE YOU 3 SUPPOSED TO BE?

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE

THE MOST FEARED EVILDOERS TOWNSVILLE'S EVER KNOWN?

OH, FORGIVE ME. OF COURSE NOT.

IT WAS BEFORE YOUR TIME, MY CHILD.

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM MASTERMIND!

AND THESE ARE MY COMRADES

COUNTERPART...

AHHHHHHH!

OOH, MY BACK!

AND COHORT.

[SNORING]

AND WE ARE THE MINISTRY OF PAIN!

WE HAVE COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO CONTINUE OUR REIGN OF EVIL

AND DO MANY BAD AND NASTY THINGS.

AND HEED MY WORDS, TOWNSVILLE: WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

FOR, YOU SEE, YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE CITY

IS PROTECTED BY PATHETIC LITTLE CHILDREN!

LITTLE GIRLS, EVEN.

SO DO NOT GET IN OUR WAY!

IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ALONG

AND PLAY WITH YOUR LITTLE DOLLIES?

LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!

NO, GIRLS. WE CAN'T FIGHT THEM.

OF COURSE WE CAN!

YES, WE CAN, BUT WE CAN'T.

WE HAVE TO RESPECT OUR ELDERS.

WELL, TOWNSVILLE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR RICHES.

AND, POWERPUFF GIRLS,

THANK YOU FOR REALIZING YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MINISTRY OF PAIN!

[COUGHING]

Mayor: "POWERPUFF GIRLS WIMP OUT??

"POWERPUFFS? COWERPUFFS?

WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKENPUFFS CROSS THE ROGUES?"

AW, GIRLS, DON'T LET THIS GET YOU DOWN.

YOU'RE ANGELS OF JUSTICE,

AND I KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART THAT NO VILLAIN CAN BEAT YOU

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE, MAYOR.

IT'S JUST... WE CAN'T FIGHT THESE GUYS.

OH, NONSENSE. YOU 3 CAN FLY...OHH!

LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS...

LASER-BEAM PEOPLE.

POW! POW! POW!

SO I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.

THE PROBLEM IS, THOUGH WE MAY BE CAPABLE OF BEATING THEM,

IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE ELDERLY,

AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT OUR ELDERS.

AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T FIGHT THE MINISTRY OF PAIN.

THE MINISTRY OF PAIN?!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

NO WONDER YOU 3 GAVE UP LIKE LITTLE BABIES.

LITTLE BABIES?!

WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THEM OUT IN A SNAP.

YEAH. FUNNY JOKE THERE, BUTTERCUP.

YOU'RE DOOMED! WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

REALLY, MAYOR. THESE GUYS ARE EASY PICKINGS!

BLOSSOM WON'T LET US FIGHT BECAUSE--

SHE'S SMART!

YOU 3 ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MINISTRY OF PAIN.

I'M TELLING YOU, THESE GUYS ARE EVIL.

THEY ALMOST TOOK THIS IN 1942.

THE WORLD?!

NO. MY JUICE-BAR GLOBE.

AND WITH THEM OUT OF RETIREMENT,

THEY'LL SURELY TRY TO TAKE IT OVER AGAIN.

THE JUICE-BAR GLOBE?

NO. THE WORLD!

SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO, MAYOR?

Mayor: HIDE AND HOPE THEY WILL RETURN

TO DEFEAT THEM ONCE MORE.

WHO'S "THEY"?

THE ONLY SUPERHERO TEAM

TO HAVE EVER BESTED THE MINISTRY OF PAIN.

WATCH.

Newsreel announcer: CARTWELL NEWS PRESENTS...

WE WATCH THE WORLD.

THE WORLD IS AT WAR.

AND THOUGH OUR ENEMIES ARE AN OCEAN AWAY,

THE PRESENCE OF EVIL EXISTS UPON OUR OWN SHORES.

TAKE ONE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE, U.S.A.,

WHICH IS UNDER CONSTANT SIEGE

BY THE MINISTRY OF PAIN.

MASTERMIND, COUNTERPART, AND COHORT

SERVE UP A CONSTANT FEAST OF VILLAINY.

WHO WILL STOP THESE NASTY NO-GOODERS?

WHY, CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS AND LEFTY, THAT'S WHO.

THAT'S IT, BOYS. GIVE 'EM WHAT FOR!

HO HO!

LOOKS LIKE THE MINISTRY OF PAIN

WON'T BE GETTING A TASTE OF FREEDOM FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

THANK YOU, CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS; THANK YOU, LEFTY,

FOR PUTTING THE "I CAN" BACK IN "AMERICAN."

SO, YOU SEE, GIRLS-- UH, GIRLS?

MUST HAVE WENT HOME TO HIDE.

GOOD IDEA.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

YEAH?

AND WHAT DO YOU 3 PUMPKIN HEADS WANT?

CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS?

SO YOU SAY YOU'RE WRITING THE BOOK ABOUT MY FUNTASTIC LIFE?

NO. WE'RE HERE FOR SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.

OH. HERE YOU GO, KIDS.

IT SAYS...

WE DIDN'T COME HERE FOR YOUR STUPID, FORGOTTEN SIGNATURE!

WE'RE HERE 'CAUSE BLOSSOM WON'T LET US FIGHT,

SO WE NEED YOU TO STOP THE MINISTRY OF PAIN.

THE MINISTRY OF PAIN HAS RETURNED?

CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE ABLE TO SAFELY PURCHASE

YOUR FRANK SINATRA LONG-PLAYING DISCS,

FOR I, CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS,

WILL ONCE AGAIN SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEAT

THE MINISTRY OF PAIN!

WHAT ABOUT LEFTY?

[KETTLE WHISTLING]

GET OUT!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

COMING! COMING!

HELLO.

LEFTY?

WELL, LOOK AT YOU 3 PRECIOUS LITTLE PUMPKINS.

WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE TO HEAR A SONG?

♪ JERRY GIRAFFE AND THE ZOOKEEPER ♪

♪ HAVING LOTS OF FUN AT THE ZOO ♪

Blossom: UM, I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT,

BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.

MY HELP? HOW?

I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS,

BUT THE MINISTRY OF PAIN HAS RETURNED,

AND THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE NEEDS YOU AND CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS

TO BE VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN.

OH, YES. OH, YES!

I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE

THAN TO FIGHT EVIL ALONGSIDE CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS.

BUT ALAS, CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS HATES ME.

HE WON'T EVEN SAY HELLO TO ME IN THE MEDICINE LINE.

ON THE CONTRARY, LEFTY.

WE JUST SPOKE TO THE CAPTAIN,

AND HIS REACTION TO YOUR NAME WAS NOTHING BUT POSITIVE.

OH, REALLY?

REALLY!

YOU'RE NOT PULLING MY PROSTHETIC LEG, ARE YOU?

NO, SIR. LEFTY SAID HE WOULD NEVER FIGHT AGAIN WITH YOU, EITHER.

THEN CONSIDER THE...

MINISTRY OF PAIN...

HISTORY.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

DON'T WORRY. MY PLANS ALWAYS WORK.

ALONE AT LAST!

TOGETHER AT LAST!

WATCH OUT, MINISTRY OF PAIN!

BECAUSE HERE WE COME AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

[RINGING]

COUNTERPART, COHORT, HURRY UP!

THANK YOU.

WAIT. WHAT'S THAT IN THE SKY?

IT'S A FEATHER.

I THINK IT'S A PLASTIC BAG.

NO. IT'S JUST A FLYING HAS-BEEN.

NOT SO FAST, MINISTRY OF PAIN.

I SAID, NOT SO FAST!

Mastermind: KEEP RUNNING, BOYS!

HE'LL NEVER CATCH US AT THIS RATE!

HALT!

WHEN CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS SAYS "NOT SO FAST,"

YOU SHOULD EITHER SLOW DOWN OR, PREFERABLY, STOP.

WHAT IN SAM HILL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M YOUR RIGHT-HAND MAN LEFTY, RIGHT?

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU'RE HERE FOR ALL THE GLORY AND NONE OF THE WORK.

NOW, DON'T START THAT AGAIN, YOU OLD WINDBAG.

I WORK ALONE, LEFTY.

FINE.

FINE.

FINE.

FINE.

FINE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE BOTH FINE!

JUST GET OUT OF OUR WAY!

MY HIP!

LEFTY! NOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

C-CAPTAIN...

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LEFTY?

NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.

BUT I CAN'T FIGHT.

WELL, I CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT YOU.

YOU'LL HAVE TO. AAAAHHHH!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[SIRENS]

THIS WAS THE SCENE EARLIER TODAY,

WHEN 5 SENIOR CITIZENS WERE RUSHED INTO INTENSIVE CARE.

DOCTORS REPORT THAT THEY ARE NOT IN CRITICAL CONDITION,

BUT THEY WONDER HOW 5 ELDERLY MEN COULD GET INTO SUCH A SITUATION.

AND IT IS THIS REPORTER'S OPINION THAT PERHAPS NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WOULD HAVE JUST SAVED THE DAY.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE, WHERE AT THIS VERY MOMENT,

OH, BLOSSOM,

YOUR HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH. ALL YOU NEED ARE A COUPLE OF BARRETTES...

AND SOME OF THIS FOR HOLD.

[COUGHING]

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT--

A RACETRACK WITH HAIRPIN TURNS.

THAT'S STUPID.

OH, LIKE FLUFFY THE HAIR BUNNY IS COOL?

YES. BLOSSOM LOVES FLUFFY. DON'T YOU, BLOSSOM?

CUT IT OUT!

AND GIVE ME A REAL HAIRDO!

SURE, SURE. JUST GOT TO COMB OUT A FEW TANGLES.

AND GET RID OF A COUPLE OF KNOTS.

OH! OH!

WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?

UH, NOTHING.

UH, JUST GOT TO TRIM A FEW SPLIT ENDS. HA HA!

[HOTLINE BUZZING]

Blossom: I'LL GET IT!

YES, MAYOR? WHOA! NO WAY!

RIGHT. WE'RE ON IT.

GIRLS, TROUBLE. MOVE OUT!

[BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP SNICKERING]

WHAT?!

WHATEVER.

SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE SO WEIRD.

COME ON!

[BOTH SNICKERING]

Narrator: GO, GIRL, GO!

[LAUGHING]

[BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP GIGGLING]

[RUMBLING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Man: ROGER, BRAVO DELTA. THIS IS SITTING DUCK.

I HAVE BOGEY CLEAN IN MY SIGHTS,

AND I'M GONNA SHOOT BULLETS AT IT NOW.

Second man: DID YOU GET HIM?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I THINK THIS IS THE END!

AY, AY, AY!

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON, MR. EVIL EYE.

SO, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ROLL INTO TOWN

AND START VAPORIZING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT?!

WELL, LOOK HERE, BUDDY. YOU CAN'T!

THIS IS A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLACE,

AND FOLKS HERE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR.

NOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE

TO STOP THIS SENSELESS DESTRUCTION

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

SO, CHAMP, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

[EVIL EYE LAUGHING]

WHAT?!

WHAT?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YOU! YOU!

ME?

BUT WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT--

AAAAHHHHHHH!

BLOSSOM, WAIT!

IT'S NOT THAT BAD!

[EVIL EYE STOPS LAUGHING]

Buttercup: BUBBLES, THIS ISN'T WORKING.

WE NEED TO--

Bubbles: TRY A SNEAK ATTACK?

BINGO!

THIS HAS BEEN THE SCENE ALL AFTERNOON.

IT SEEMS THE MONSTER'S ABILITY TO SEE EVERYTHING AT ALL TIMES

HAS VIRTUALLY ELIMINATED ANY CHANCE OF ATTACK BY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

AT THIS TIME, ALL WE CAN DO

IS WAIT FOR OUR TRAGIC, INEVITABLE DOOM.

Blossom: OH!

TV anchor: BUT AS WE DO,

LET'S REMEMBER THE THINGS THAT BROUGHT US JOY,

LIKE BLOSSOM'S HAIRCUT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BLOSSOM?

DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND LOSE? HA HA HA HA!

BOY, DID SHE LOOK STUPID.

BLOSSOM?

GO AWAY!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?

WHY ARE YOU SITTING HERE ALONE IN THE DARK?

ARE YOU OK?

I'M FINE.

YOU DON'T SOUND FINE TO ME.

NOW, COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND SHOW ME A SMILE.

NO!

AW, COME ON, BLOSSOM. I BET IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

WHOA!

I MEAN, UH... OH, YOU'VE CUT YOUR HAIR.

NO. BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP BUTCHERED IT.

AND THEY AND TOWNSVILLE AND EVEN THE MONSTER ALL LAUGHED AT ME.

I'M NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN.

BUT, BLOSSOM, YOUR SISTERS NEED YOUR HELP.

BUT EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME.

AND THAT'S A BAD THING?

BLOSSOM, YOU NEED TO TURN THIS HAIRDON'T INTO A HAIRDO.

UNDERSTAND?

YES!

THANK YOU!

[SNICKERING]

HA HA HA HA!

OH! OH HO!

OH!

[BUTTERCUP PANTING]

IT'S NO USE. WE CAN'T HIDE!

OH, NO. LOOK!

Narrator: OH, MYOPIA!

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT FOR OUR GIRLS.

I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH!

Blossom: HEY, 400-EYES!

[EVIL EYE SNARLING]

WHAT DO YOU THINK-- TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE?

[EVIL EYE CHUCKLING]

ALL THESE DREADED LOCKS-- I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THEM!

[LAUGHING]

SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO GET SOME MEDICINE.

HE SAID, "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"

AND I SAID, "DOC, I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE COIF."

[EVIL EYE LAUGHING]

[BUTTERCUP LAUGHING]

[WHISPERING] Buttercup, look.

[EVIL EYE LAUGHING]

[CROWD LAUGHING]

OK, OK, I KNOW. MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID.

NO, BLOSSOM.

WE'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE WE'RE HAPPY.

HA HA! YEAH!

WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONERS!

BUT WE'RE ALL REALLY SORRY WE LAUGHED AT YOU.

YEAH.

REALLY?

HA HA HA HA HA!

BUT STILL, I DO LOOK REALLY STUPID.

I'LL SAY! HA HA HA HA HA!

STUPID.

HA HA HA HA! SO, WE'RE EVEN?

Blossom: YEAH, WE'RE EVEN.

Narrator: WHO SAYS JUSTICE IS BLIND?

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SHAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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