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Narrator: Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen

to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium accidentally added

an extra ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical-X.

[Explosion]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

Narrator: The city of Townsville.

[Rings]

[Sniff sniff]

And for today's purchase,

the posable Blossom doll

with laser-light eyes and realistic hair.

Narrator: Holy hoarders!

This has got to be the most complete collection

of Powerpuff paraphernalia on the planet!

Ha ha ha ha!

Powerpuffs, to the rescue!

Whooosh!

Whooosh!

Whooosh!

[Hums]

Now to log this in my computer...

[Beep]

Huh?

This can't be right-- collection complete?

The hand-carved headboard--

got it.

Egg timer--got it.

Shoeshine kit-- got that, too.

The Powerpuff cheese and sausage selection,

brightly-colored indoor sod,

Powerpuff piñatas,

the Buttercup Beats-You-Up boxing gloves,

the Bubbles Spits-A-Lot fountain,

and the Blossom "I'm so smart" encyclopedia set.

Stopwatch, measuring cup, spittoon, gravy boat,

telephone cozy, golf bag!

This isn't good.

[Panting]

Now what will I do?

C-C-Collecting Powerpuff stuff is my life.

I've got every piece of merchandise known to man.

My collection...is complete!

Oh, it's just not enough!

Narrator: Sheesh, buddy-- get a life!

I am so good!

Oops.

Hey! Who took my drawing?

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

All right, hand it over.

Hand what over?

You know what.

No I don't.

My drawing. You took my drawing!

Why would I want your crummy drawing?

Because it was the most beautiful drawing

in the whole world.

Well, I don't have it.

Where was it last?

Duh! It was right there

on the table with my crayons!

Aah! My crayons!

You stole my drawing andmy crayons!

I didn't steal your things.

Now leave me alone, I'm punching! Hyah!

[Crash]

My meat! It's gone!

You stole my side of beef!

I did not!

I'm a vegetarian!

Besides, you took my drawing!

Geez, is that all you two do,

is blame one another for everything?

All right, which one of you took my hair clip?

[Arguing]

[Evil laughter]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But it's still not enough.

I need more, I tell you! More!

Lenny: Help! Help! Save me!

Someone's in trouble!

All: Wow...

Oh, this is 7 kinds of creepy.

Yeah, something tells me this isn't right.

Cool!

Others: Bubbles! Sorry.

Lenny: Hello, ladies.

Let me be the first to introduce you

to my collection...

permanently.

[Girls scream]

The girls!

Mayor, you've got to help!

The girls are missing!

Missing?

Aw, well, they know they can visit me anytime.

No, mayor--the girls are missing! Gone!

Oh! Oh! Miss Bellum--

call the citizens of Townsville

to the Townsville Town Square.

But don't you think this is a bit extreme?

I thought we could just call the FBI or something.

My boy, this is a time of great crisis

to the citizens of Townsville,

and who better to aid us in our time of need

than the people?

[Cheering]

The Powerpuff Girls...

are missing.

[Crowd gasps]

Then he who among us who is not among us

surely Is the culprit!

Now, who's not here?

Uh, Mackenzie Matthews, Lloyd Hoopley,

Fanny Brown, Goofus McGurk, Candy McCracken,

Chaim Ish Kabibble,

Marjorie Wilson-- where's Marjorie Wilson?

I knew it!

Only an evil mind such as hers

could do such a diabolical thing!

Woman: I'm right here, mayor!

Oh, is that you, Marge?

How's every little thing?

Well, then the only other person it could be is...

Lenny Baxter, the comic book geek!

Get him!

Get Lenny! Get Lenny! Get Lenny!

No, Buttercup, I'm sorry.

Please, please, don't hurt me.

Oh, Buttercup, your punches hurt so bad.

Ow! Ohhh! Uhh!

Hello, girls.

Looks like your power-packed punches

can't punch their way out of my power packages!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Crowd: Get Lenny! Get Lenny!

What the...?

Get Lenny! Get Lenny! Get Lenny!

Well, paint me green and call me Frankenstein.

They're on to me!

[Pounding]

Boy: Cool!

He's got the limited edition,

trilingual talking Powerpuff dolls!

You can't even get these anymore!

That's because I bought them all!

But you didn't even open them yet.

Huh-guh! Hello? Earth to kid!

Toys are not for playing with.

They are an investment.

And opening the container of said item

would dramatically decrease its collector's value!

You mean, like this?

Nooooooooo!

Now tell me where the girls are!

Never.

Okay, kids--

grab some toys.

Yay! Yay!

It's your move, Lenny.

Tell us...or else.

Or else what?

Billy?

Ohhhhh!

Had enough?

You won't get them!

Susie?

Arrrghh!

Now?

No!

Jimmy?

Aah!

Well?

N-N-No!

Julie?

Aaaaaahhh!

I think I'm going to be sick.

You'll tell us where they are, then?

N-N-N-Never!

Well, suit yourself.

Kids?

[Tearing]

Eee! Aah! Ohh!

Auuuugggghhhhh!

[Thud]

Let me tell you something, Lenny.

You may have all of the toys, all of the merchandise,

all of the so-called collector's value.

But one thing you don't have, Lenny,

is true fandom.

For a true fan wouldn't want to selfishly keep

the girls to himself.

A true fan would want them to be free.

Free to do the things they do best.

To do the things we love most about them.

Now why don't you be a fan and tell me where they are?

T-T-The...top shelf.

[Cheering]

[Door clangs shut]

Narrator: Well, it looks like this criminal has been collected

and put into his very own box--

a box that won't be opened for a long, long time.

And so, for the very first time, the day is saved,

thanks to...

the citizens of Townsville!

Collect them all.

Narrator: The city of Townsville--

an average city

with average suburbs and average neighborhoods

with average family homes.

Here, we start with an average family, the Smiths.

[Clock alarm beeping]

You'll never guess what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

This family stinks!

Hiya, neighbor!

Just trimming the hedges and feeling great.

My life's going perfect,

just perfect!

Oh, I think I'll sing the "My Life is Perfect" song.

♪ My life ♪

♪ Is so perfect ♪

[Slam]

Hi, honey, here's your paper.

Oh, by the way, Julie has a few friends over--

The Powerpuff Girls!

Look, daddy, we're playing Jacks!

[Cartoon sounds from TV]

I hate you!

Newscaster: We interrupt this program to bring you a breaking news update.

This is Stanley Whitfield, live in front of City Hall,

where the evil Mojo Jojo has captured the mayor

and is keeping him hostage inside City Hall.

We've patched into the security camera

to get a better view of the situation.

It seems Mojo Jojo has a ray gun

to the mayor's head.

How can this be happening?

I'm standing with police Chief Hittledee

of Townsville Police Department.

Chief Hittledee, what is your assessment of the situation?

Stanley, when dealing with Mojo Jojo,

we're talking pure evil.

We got guns, we got tanks, we got missiles

all aimed at the mayor's office,

but pure evil cannot be stopped by these methods.

It seems as though evil will prevail.

Thank you for your time, Chief Hittledee.

[Creak]

[Mechanical assembly noises]

[Beep]

You'll never guess what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

No one understands me!

Newscaster: We interrupt this program for a breaking news update.

Hello. This is Stanley Whitfield,

live in front of City Hall,

where Mojo Jojo still has our beloved mayor captive.

And if this situation isn't already horrific,

last night it accelerated to new heights.

On the phone with us is rescue theorist Maria Santiago.

Are you there, Maria?

Yes. Hello, Stanley.

Maria, as we show the viewers last night's footage,

could you please comment?

Yes, of course.

At approximately 7:45 P.M. last night,

when the situation looked its darkest,

the Powerpuff Girls arrived at the scene.

Once inside, it seemed the Powerpuff Girls had Mojo Jojo on the run.

But just then, the tables turned.

Mojo Jojo reclaimed his control.

Townsville could be in big, big trouble. Stanley?

Stanley: Thank you, Maria.

This is a grim day for Townsville.

Not only is the mayor being held hostage,

but so are the Powerpuff Girls.

Dinner will be ready in 15, honey.

[Mechanical assembly]

[Beep]

You'll never guess what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

Leave me alone!

Hello, this is Stanley Whitfield,

live in front of City Hall.

It's day 3 of the hostage situation,

and we're still at a standstill.

[Rumble]

What the...?

[Explosion]

Wha? Mojo Jojo is captured!

The mayor is safe!

Thank you, Powerpuff Girls!

Bless your huge little heads!

Sorry, dear-- no private time tonight.

We're having dinner guests.

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, good, they're here.

Look who's here!

Hiya, neighbors!

Thank you for inviting us.

Yeah, uh...hi.

Gosh, it's, uh, great to see you.

Maryann, I-I don't think tonight's

going to, uh, be a good, uh, night, uh,

you know, for this, uh...tonight.

[Embarrassed laugh]

Just a moment.

You listen to me, Harold!

That family has lived a nightmare for the past 3 days,

and we're going to be good neighbors and help them out

through these troubled times.

Do not, Harold,

ruin this dinner!

Come in!

Now isn't this nice?

Oh, yes.

It's nice to relax with friends

after a long battle against evil.

That's right.

You really took care of Mojo Jojo, huh?

You know, buddy,

I-I really, uh, think that

maybe we--we--we should talk about

something else.

Okay, Dad--

let's talk about your amazing day.

How many mustard jars didyou fill?

We don't mind telling the story.

And to start, villains are stupid.

Uh, excuse me.

Hi-ho, I'm just going to just

quickly use the bathroom.

So anyway,

we busted in on Mojo and...

All right, Harold, you can--you can do this.

Just make it through this one night, just one night.

Great.

Bubbles: Then I started to smash his face!

Basically there's no villain around that could take us.

Harold: Oh, really?

[Embarrassed laugh]

What a joker Harold is.

You're joking, right, Harold?

No. I'm finally free, Maryann.

I'm the arch-villain I always wanted to be.

No more mustard jars and routine days for me!

And definitely no more average Harold Smith!

I am now supervillain--

uh, Harold Smith!

All right, Dad!

So tell me, Harold,

what are you going to do

with this newfound identity, hmm?

I'm glad you asked, Maryann.

I'm going to take this ray gun

and melt the Professor's head

clear off his shoulders, ha ha ha ha!

And that's just for starters.

Stop it! Stop it, stop it!

You are not going to ruin this dinner,

I worked too hard on it!

Everyone to the table-- now!

Ahh, we're going to have a nice evening together.

Mm-hmm. But the second that meal is over,

[hiss]

[gurgle]

good-bye, Professor head!

Bon appetit.

Isn't this nice?

Does anyone want to play jacks after dinner?

Man, Dad, you're the coolest.

I'm done.

This is so good, Mrs. Smith,

that I'm going to just take my time

with this plate here.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

We should do this more often.

Does anybody want to play jacks after dinner?

Man, Dad, you're the coolest.

Eat your pea, Professor.

Eat it!

[Chews slowly]

Swallow it!

[Gulp]

[Splash]

Who wants dessert?

I do!

Oh, for crying out loud, Maryann!

It's coconut cream pie.

I made one for each of you.

Well, you domake great coconut cream pies, Maryann.

Then eat up, Harold!

Why, you little brat!

[Splat]

Harold?

Heh heh heh...

Does anybody want to play jacks after dinner?

Take that, kin of evil!

Bubbles!

[Shouting]

Stop!

Have you all gone mad?

What's going on in here?

He's got a gun!

[Siren]

Thanks for a wonderful time, Mrs. Smith.

We should do it again real soon.

Uh...bye.

Those Powerpuff Girls ruined my dinner!

Narrator: Uh-oh.

Looks like evil runs in the family.

So once again, the day is saved--

I mean, dinner is ruined,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

♪ Blossom, commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!