Original subtitles

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED

AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,

Male voice: THAT'S RIGHT. AND WITH THE JEWEL IN PLACE,

THE HYPNOTIC MODULATOR SET TO 10,

AND THE DISTANCE DIAMETER SET TO 15 MILES,

SOON, THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE

WILL SEE A DAY LIKE NO OTHER.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[ALARM]

AAH!

[CAT MEOWS]

[CAT PURRING]

YOU ARE THE MOST CUTEST KITTY IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

YES, YOU ARE.

AND TO THINK THAT MEAN OLD MAN

HAD YOU ALL TO HIMSELF.

DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP HIM?

IF THE PROFESSOR SAYS WE CAN.

NO WAY.

WE'RE NOT KEEPING THAT STINKY FLEABAG

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO END UP FEEDING IT

AND CLEANING IT AND LOVING IT.

AW... AW... AW...

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

HEY, WHAT'S SO FUN IN HERE?

NO FUN HERE.

BUT I HEARD LAUGHING.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

WE'RE JUST GETTING READY FOR BED.

AND EVERYTHING IS AS NORMAL AS NORMAL COULD BE!

[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]

[SARCASTICALLY] HEE HEE HEE.

NORMAL AS NORMAL COULD BE, HUH?

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

AND WHAT DON'T I UNDERSTAND?

WELL, THERE WAS THIS BAD MAN,

AND HE HAD THIS RAY GUN.

AND THEN WE WERE PUNCHING AND KICKING,

AND THEN THE COPS CAME.

AND THEN THE PLACE STARTED TO FALL APART...

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

OK, OK! I UNDERSTAND!

I UNDERST-AAH! OH!

[LAUGHING]

OH, TO BE YOUNG AND TO HAVE A PET.

OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

I REMEMBER WHEN I BROUGHT A PUPPY HOME TO MYPARENTS.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAID?

Girls: THEY SAID YES?

THEY SAID...

NO!

[LAUGHING]

OH...

BUT KITTY CAN STAY TONIGHT.

I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO IN THE LAB,

SO I'LL DECIDE TOMORROW.

NOW GET THOSE SLEEPY HEADS INTO BED.

[GIRLS SNORING]

GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE ANGELS.

[HUMMING]

[CAT MEOWS]

[HUMMING]

[MEOWING]

OUT!

[PURRING]

AW...

THE CAT'S IN THE BAG

ONCE THE PROFESSOR SEES HIS BREAKFAST.

WE CAN KEEP KITTY.

[SOBBING]

WHY?

I KNEW IT!

All: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WE CAN KEEP KITTY.

All: OH, THANK YOU, PROFESSOR!

CAN I HOLD HIM? NO! NONE OF YOU CAN EVER HOLD KITTY!

WHY DON'T WEEVER GET TO PLAY WITH KITTY?

[SOBBING] I WISH I KNEW.

WELL, LET'S FIND OUT.

Girls: PROFESSOR?

GIRLS! I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU,

BUT THE LABORATORY IS NOW OFF-LIMITS. BYE.

Male voice: SORRY ABOUT THE INTERRUPTION.

IS EVERYTHING READY FOR TONIGHT?

YES, MASTER.

PURR-FECT.

[WHISTLING]

[BUZZING]

BUBBLES, YOU GET IT. I'M TOO TIRED.

POWERPUFF HOT LINE.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY, MAYOR.

WAKE UP!

WHAT IS IT?

THE CAT'S-EYE JEWEL'S BEEN STOLEN!

AGAIN?

I THOUGHT WE TOOK CARE OF THAT GUY.

WAIT! WHAT IF THE CAT IS REALLY THE BAD GUY,

AND HE PUT THE PROFESSOR UNDER A HYPNOTIC TRANCE

AND MADE THE PROFESSOR BUILD THIS EVIL MACHINE,

AND THEN THEY STOLE THE JEWEL TO POWER THE MACHINE,

AND THEY'RE GOING TO USE IT TO HYPNOTIZE ALL THE PEOPLE

SO THAT THE CATS CAN RISE UP AND TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE?

BUBBLES, IF WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH

YOUR RIDICULOUS RAMBLINGS,

WE'D BE HALFWAY TO SOLVING THIS CRIME.

OH. WELL, THEN, LET'S GO.

Narrator: OH, BUBBLES,

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RIGHT YOU ARE,

FOR AT THIS VERY MOMENT,

A CATASTROPHE IS ABOUT TO BEFALL...

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.

Cat: NOW, WITH THE CAT'S-EYE JEWEL IN PLACE,

THE HYPNOTIC MODULATOR SENT TO 10,

AND THE DISTANCE DIAMETER SET TO 15 MILES,

SOON THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE WILL BE HYPNOTIZED

AND OBEY THE COMMON HOUSEHOLD FELINE.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

AND NOW FOR THE FINAL STEP...

PROFESSOR?

ACTIVATE THE BEAM!

YES, MASTER.

SIMON! YOU CAN'T EAT MY TURKEY!

I MEAN, GO AHEAD.

GOOD NIGHT, JUJU.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP ON MY BED?

I'LL SLEEP OUT HERE.

WHOA!

WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?

UP THERE.

HA! I TOLD YOU!

PROFESSOR, GET THEM.

[SCREECHING]

MASTER!

HELP ME!

Girls: PROFESSOR!

MASTER.

COME ON, PROFESSOR.

SNAP OUT OF IT.

YEAH. IT'S US!

Blossom: PLEASE, PROFESSOR!

SNAP OUT OF IT.

WE LOVE YOU!

I JUST DON'T KNOW...

WHERE THE HECK I AM. I...

GIRLS! OH!

OH, I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM.

I DREAMED I WAS HYPNOTIZED BY A CAT.

WE STOLE A JEWEL, AND I JUMPED OFF A BUILDING.

HA! PRETTY CRAZY, HUH?

YEP. PRETTY CRAZY, PROFESSOR.

YEAH.

LET'S GO HOME.

HEY. HELP!

I'M STUCK IN A TREE.

HELP!

Narrator: OH, BE QUIET. BAD KITTY!

IF YOU THINK THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO HELP YOU,

YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG...

I MEAN, YOU'RE MEOWING UP THE...OH, WELL.

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

A CITY OF GROWTH AND PROSPERITY.

OF THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE,

AND BY THE PEOPLE!

A CITY RUN BY ONE MAN.

THAT WE, THE CITIZENS OF TOWNSVILLE...

A MAN OF STRENGTH AND INTEGRITY.

PROMISE TO UPHOLD THE VIRTUES OF OUR CITY.

YES, THIS CITY, OUR CITY,

RUN BY...

THE MAYOR!

AND FURTHERMORE, ICH BIN EIN TOWNSVILLER!

[APPLAUSE]

UH, THAT WAS QUITE A SPEECH, MAYOR,

BUT WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER WRITING IT?

NO ONE'S RUNNING AGAINST YOU.

NO ONE EVER DOES.

OH, MY DEAR GIRL,

IF GEORGE WASHINGTON USED SNAILS INSTEAD OF GREYHOUNDS

TO PULL HIS SLED,

THERE WOULD BE NO TREES FOR HONEST ABE

TO SHOUT FROM THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN.

WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M A FIERCE POLITICAL CREATURE,

AND I NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT.

BESIDES, I LOVE TO KISS

ALL OF THOSE ADORABLE BABIES.

[KISSING NOISES]

Mayor: VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR!

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR!

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR.

Fuzzy: SHUT UP!

I SAYS, "SHUT UP!"

SHUT UP?

SHUT UP? SHUT UP?!

YEAH, I LIKE IT. SHUT UP!

I LIKE IT A LOT!

SHUT UP! WHAT AN EXCELLENT CAMPAIGN!

YES, YES. VERY CONCISE.

AND STRAIGHTFORWARD.

HE'S GOT MY VOTE.

YEAH! FUZZY SHOULD RUN FOR MAYOR!

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

NO.

[SNORING]

GET OFF OF MY-- HUH?

[LAUGHING]

Fuzzy: BELLUM!

YES...MAYOR?

SCOOT YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SELF IN HERE,

AND LET'S TAKE A GANDER AT YOU.

DO I HAVE TO?

I SAID, "SCOOT!"

[WOLF WHISTLE]

CHARMING.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU, MAYOR?

WHAT?

[SIGHS]

WELL, UH, HOWDY, YOUR FUZZINESS.

IS "THAR" ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR "YE"?

HOO DOGGY! I LIKES THAT.

HA HA!

OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

I ALMOST FORGOTTED.

I GOTS ME AN EMERGENCY.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WELL, FIRST OFF, YOU--

AHEM.

I RECKON YOU ALL SHOULD CALL

THEM THAR POWERPUFF GIRLS.

[BUZZING]

UM, HOWDY. THIS IS BLOSSOM.

Fuzzy: I GOTS ME ANOTHER EMERGENCY HERE.

[MUMBLING]

PARDON ME?

I SAID...

[MUMBLING]

MAYOR, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING INTO A--

I GOTS AN EMERGENCY!

GET HERE QUICK!

HELP ME CATCH MY PIG.

[PIG SQUEALING]

EMERGENCY.

EMERGENCY.

EMERGENCY!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

HERE, PIG. SOO-WEE, PIG.

PIGGY PIG!

WE HAVEN'T FOUGHT CRIME IN WEEKS,

AND IF I HAVE TO MILK ANOTHER GOAT,

I'M GOING TO BE SICK.

PLUS HE ISN'T A REAL MAYOR.

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR TOWN.

HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF.

YEAH. MAYOR OR NOT, WE GOT TO IMPEACH FUZZY

AND GET OUR OLD MAYOR BACK.

BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

NO. BUT WE KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES.

[CLANGING]

[SNORING]

HOWDY...OR, I MEAN, HELLO.

THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU, GIRLS.

YES. YES, OF COURSE.

MEET ME AT THE PARK OUTSIDE OF TOWN

IN 15 MINUTES.

♪ THE OLD GRAY MAYOR ♪

♪ HE AIN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE ♪

♪ AIN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE ♪

MAYOR! WE FOUND YOU!

WE NEED YOU BACK, MAYOR.

YOU NEED TO RUN TOWNSVILLE AGAIN.

I'M ALL WASHED UP, GIRLS.

NOBODY WANTS ME AS MAYOR ANYMORE.

BUT WE DON'T GET TO FIGHT CRIME ANYMORE.

I DON'T CARE.

HE'S TURNED YOUR OFFICE INTO A PIGSTY, LITERALLY.

I DON'T CARE.

HE'S TARNISHING THE IMAGE

OF WHAT IT IS TO BE THE MAYOR.

I DON'T CARE.

HE'S WEARING YOUR HAT.

FUZZY!

YOU CAN THROW AWAY MY THINGS,

AND I DON'T MIND THE HAY ON THE FLOOR,

AND THE CHICKEN WIRE'S A NICE TOUCH,

AND I KIND OF LIKE THAT BEAT-UP OLD FLIVVER,

BUT NO ONE-- I MEAN NO ONE--

WEARS MY MAYORING HAT.

NOW, GIVE IT BACK!

I'LL WRASSLE YOU FOR IT.

[DING DING]

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 95 POUNDS,

DEFENDING HIS TITLE AS MAYOR AND HIS HAT,

EX-MAYOR, MAYOR!

Crowd: YAY!

AND IN THIS CORNER,

WEIGHING IN AT 250 POUNDS,

THE PRESENT MAYOR, FUZZY LUMKINS!

Crowd: BOO!

Fuzzy: DON'T FORGETS MY KIN:

FURRY, FLUFFY, AND HAIRY.

Crowd: BOO!

HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

IF YOU WRASSLES ONE LUMKIN,

YOU WRASSLES THEM ALL.

WELL, IT'S 4 AGAINST ONE!

OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE.

PICK SOMEONE.

OH, WELL, OK.

THEN I PICK... UH...

PROFESSOR UTONIUM.

All: WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

TAKE MY GIRLS, PLEASE.

NO, NO, NO. GET UP HERE, PROFESSOR,

AND SHOW FUZZY WHAT FOR.

[PROFESSOR MOANING]

THANKS A LOT.

[DING]

AAH!

HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

[MAYOR SCREAMING]

AAH!

[CROWD CHEERING]

OH, WELL, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.

ONE...

WELL, I WHOMPED YOUR BACK,

WHICH MEANS I'M STILL THE MAYOR...

AND I GET YOUR HAT.

[VOICE REVERBERATING] 2...

[RUMBLING]

FUZZY!

NOBODY WEARS MY HAT!

LET'S GET IT ON.

[CAMERAS CLICKING]

1, 2, 3, YOU'RE OUT!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

UHH...

WHAT HAPPENED?

I'LL TAKE THAT.

THE WINNER AND NEW MAYOR...

THE EX-MAYOR...

MAYOR!

[ALL CHEERING]

[BUZZING]

YES, MAYOR?

EMERGENCY!

WHAT IS IT, MAYOR?

HELP ME CATCH MY PIG!

Narrator: HA HA HA!

MAYOR, YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT MY VOTE.

AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, HEAR?

♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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