Original subtitles

SUGAR,

SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY

ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--

CHEMICAL X.

[EXPLOSION]

THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES

TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS ON FIRE!

Narrator: THE FIRE IS OUT,

AND TOWNSVILLE IS SAVED THANKS TO...

THE...UH, NO.

THANKS TO...

NO...WAIT.

MAYBE OVER HERE.

NO. WAIT A--

WAIT A SECOND. WHO DIDSAVE TOWNSVILLE?

WAIT! LOOK UP IN THE SKY!

IS IT A MAN? A GENTLEMAN.

A FELLOW?

A LAD, PERHAPS.

NO, IT'S...

Man: OH!

THE MYSTERIOUS MAESTRO!

NO, IT'S THE MAILMAN.

NO, HE'S NOT.

HE'S THE MIDNIGHT MARAUDER.

NO. IT'S OBVIOUSLY THE MUSCLE MASTER.

[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]

EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU?

I AM THE CRUSHER OF CRIME,

THE DEMOLISHER OF DISORDER,

AND THE ELIMINATOR OF EVIL.

I AM...

MAJOR MAN!

MAJOR MAN? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?

WOW! NOW, THAT'S A SUPERHERO.

YOU SAID IT.

[EVERYONE TALKING EXCITEDLY]

Man: ALL RIGHT!

UH, EVERYBODY FREEZE,

OR THE OLD LADY GETS IT.

[CROWD GASPS]

HALT, VILE VILLAIN,

OR TASTE THE BITTER FLAVOR OF JUSTICE

THAT MAJOR MAN WILL SERVE YOU.

CORNY.

All: SHH!

I'M SORRY, MAJOR MAN.

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CUT DOWN ON JUSTICE,

BUT HE DID SAY I CAN HAVE

ALL THE GREENS I WANT.

[LAUGHING]

[CROWD GASPS]

STAND BACK!

WHERE'S HE GOING?

[LAUGHING]

[CHEERING]

Narrator: WOW!

NOW, THAT'S A HERO!

SORRY, GIRLS.

LOOKS LIKE TOWNSVILLE'S GOT A NEW PROTECTOR--

MAJOR MAN!

♪ MAJOR MAN ♪

♪ A HERO TO EVERYONE ♪

♪ FIGHTS HIS BATTLES TO THE END ♪

♪ NEVER GIVING UP ♪

♪ SEEKING JUSTICE ♪

♪ NEVER FAR AWAY ♪

♪ ALWAYS THERE TO HELP THE WEAK ♪

♪ FENDING OFF THE BAD ♪

♪ LOVED BY ALL ♪

♪ HE'LL NEVER LET US DOWN ♪

♪ WE'LL NEVER LOSE THE FAITH ♪

♪ FOR MAJOR MAN ♪

♪ SEEKING TRUTH, DEFEATING LIES ♪

♪ FLYING HIGH THROUGH CLEAR BLUE SKIES ♪

♪ FINDING WAYS TO PROTECT US ALL ♪

♪ HE'S OUR MAN, STANDING STRONG AND TALL ♪

♪ MAJOR MAN ♪

♪ A HERO TO EVERYONE ♪

♪ FIGHTS HIS BATTLES TO THE END ♪

♪ NEVER GIVING UP ♪

♪ LOVED BY ALL ♪

♪ HE'LL NEVER LET US DOWN ♪

♪ WE WILL NEVER LOSE THE FAITH ♪

♪ FOR MAJOR MAN ♪

BOY, THE HOT LINE HASN'T RUNG IN AGES.

[BUZZING]

HELLO, MAYOR? WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU,

BLOW OUT A FIRE? SAVE A HELPLESS CHILD?

UH...NO.

YOU SEE...UH...

DON'T BE SCARED, MAYOR.

WE CAN HANDLE IT. GO AHEAD.

WE'VE, UH...UH... JUST GROWN APART, YOU SEE,

AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE.

I'M SORRY. WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. GOOD-BYE.

[DIAL TONE]

WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT HAPPENED?

BLOSSOM?

[CRYING] THAT WAS SO HARD TO DO.

ANYWAY, TIME TO MOVE ON AND FORGET ABOUT THE PAST.

GOT TO MAKE ROOM FOR...THE FUTURE!

I...I... I CAN'T BELIEVE

THIS IS HAPPENING.

Professor: GIRLS! HURRY! COME QUICK!

PROFESSOR'S IN TROUBLE!

PROFESSOR?

PROFESSOR?

HEY.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

HURRY, GIRLS. MAJOR MAN IS ON TV.

THANK YOU, MAJOR MAN.

THANK YOU FOR SAVING TOWNSVILLE.

BOY, WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO BE ABLE

TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF EVIL LIKE YOU.

MAJOR MAYOR.

THAT'S WHAT I'D BE CALLED.

BUT I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO GET TO THE CRIME SCENE

AS FAST AS YOU DO.

HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT, MAYOR.

YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT IN ADVANCE,

LIKE I DO.

WHAT?

UH, I MEAN, THAT'S RIGHT, MAYOR.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT THEME SONG, HUH?

OH, YES!

I'M STRONG LIKE MAJOR MAN!

MAJOR PROFESSOR TO THE RESCUE!

WHOOSH!

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING MAJOR FISHY

ABOUT THAT MAJOR MAN.

HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT PROFESSOR COULD FLY?

COME ON, LET'S GO!

WHOOSH!

HMM...

[HORNS HONKING]

AH!

Crowd: HEY, LOOK! MAJOR MAN SAVED A PUPPY!

[EVERYONE TALKING EXCITEDLY]

DID YOU SEE THAT? WHAT A CREEP.

MAJOR MAN'S BEEN SETTING UP HIS OWN DISASTERS

THE WHOLE TIME.

THAT'S HOW HE ALWAYS KNEW TO BE THERE

BEFORE THE CRIME HAPPENED.

LET'S BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM.

NO. WE HAVE TO EXPOSE HIM

FOR THE PHONY HE IS.

BUT HOW?

GRR!

THAT'S IT! COME ON!

[GROWLING]

Narrator, unenthusiastically: OH, NO.

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS UNDER ATTACK.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. MAJOR MAN WILL SAVE US.

THAT'S RIGHT. LEAVE IT TO MAJOR MAN.

OH, HELLO, MAJOR MAN.

SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S

A GIANT MONSTER DESTROYING TOWNSVILLE?

IMPOSSIBLE. I DIDN'T SET UP FOR ANY--AAH!

HELP! HELP!

HELP ME!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Narrator: OH! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE

HELP THIS HERO IN DISTRESS?

LOOK UP IN THE SKY!

IT'S SOME BUGS.

NO. FLYING LOLLIPOPS.

NO. IT'S THE SUPERSOCKEM GIRLS.

Narrator: NO. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

IT'S THE POWDERPUFF-- I MEAN, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

Crowd: WHO?

Narrator: YOU KNOW, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

Crowd: OH, YEAH. HOORAY!

HELP! PLEASE, HELP ME!

WHY? YOU'VE BEEN DOING FINE ON YOUR OWN.

WHY DON'T YOU DESTROY THE MONSTER YOURSELF?

HMM? HMM? HMM?

I...I CAN'T.

[QUIETLY] WELL, YOU SEE, I...I CAN'T.

WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

I SET UP ALL OF THOSE OTHER DISASTERS

SO I COULD GO IN, SAVE EVERYONE,

AND GET ALL THE FAME AND GLORY. NOW, PLEASE HELP!

[CROWD GASPS]

YOU MEAN THE GIANT FIRE?

I STARTED IT.

THE ROBBER AND THE OLD LADY?

MY COUSIN AND GRANDMOTHER.

THE TRAIN WRECK?

BENT THE TRACKS.

AND THE KIDS WHO BEAT UP THE OLD MAN?

PAID THEM.

[CROWD BOOING]

PLEASE HELP ME!

DO YOU PROMISE TO LEAVE THE HEROICS

UP TO THE REAL HEROES?

YES! YES!

WELL... WELL... WELL...

OH, PLEASE! OH, PLEASE!

OK. OK. OK.

NOW, GET!

Mayor: POWERPUFF GIRLS,

WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

WE DIDN'T REALIZE HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO US.

WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAD IT.

WE'RE ALL VERY SORRY.

WILL YOU GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE?

WELL... WELL... WELL...

OK. OK. OK.

[CROWD CHEERING]

COME ON, EVERYBODY.

LET'S GO REINSTALL THE HOT LINE.

Crowd: YEAH!

COAST IS CLEAR, FRED.

SORRY WE HAD TO ROUGH YOU UP SO MUCH.

THAT'S OK. I WAS GOOD, WASN'T I?

WASN'T I?

YOU WERE PERFECT.

NO ONE SUSPECTED WE SET THE WHOLE THING UP. THANKS.

OH, ANYTIME, GIRLS.

OH, BUT NEXT TIME, GIRLS,

NOT SO ROUGH.

[LAUGHING]

OH, FRED.

OW!

[LAUGHING]

Narrator: OH, POWERPUFF GIRLS,

I KNEW HE WAS A BIG FAKE ALL THE TIME.

MAJOR MAN. WHY, I BET YOU HE WASN'T EVEN A REAL MAJOR.

HMM. AHEM.

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE...

CANNOT BE SEEN FROM THE WINDOWLESS LABORATORY

OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS' SUBURBAN HOME.

NEVERTHELESS, IT IS IN THIS DIM DEN

WHERE THE BRIGHTEST OF BIRTHS TOOK PLACE--

THE CREATION OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

EVERY AFTERNOON, PROFESSOR UTONIUM RETURNS

TO THIS SUBTERRANEAN LAB

TO CONTINUE HIS NOODLING WITH NATURE.

OH, HERE HE COMES NOW.

[PROFESSOR HUMMING]

OOH! OH!

Bubbles: PROFESSOR!

BUTTERCUP'S HITTING ME!

I AM NOT.

GIRLS, STOP!

All: AH! PROFESSOR?

WHERE'D HE GO?

[CRYING]

LOOK FOR CLUES, QUICK!

HEY, COULD THIS BE A CLUE?

[MOJO JOJO'S VOICE]

WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?

LET'S ROLL!

Narrator: OH, MOJO JOJO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS TIME?

Professor: OH, MOJO JOJO,

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS TIME?

YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.

OH. IN FACT, YOU'LL FIND OUT RIGHT ABOUT...

NOW!

IF YOU'VE HURT THE PROFESSOR...

WHY, GIRLS, I'M INSULTED.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD HARM...

MY OWN FATHER?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MOJO?

I WASN'T BORN A SUPERVILLAIN CHIMP

WITH AN OVERSIZED BRAIN, YOU KNOW.

EVIL GENIUSES ARE MADE, NOT BORN,

AND IT WAS PROFESSOR UTONIUM WHO MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY.

I WAS ONCE JOJO,

THE PROFESSOR'S FAITHFUL LAB ASSISTANT.

WE WERE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER,

UNTIL...

YOU 3 CAME ALONG.

THE BLAST OF CHEMICALS THAT CREATED YOU

ALSO AFFECTED ME AS WELL.

MY SIMPLE SIMIAN BRAIN BEGAN TO MUTATE AND GROW,

AND ALTHOUGH THE ACCIDENT

HAD CAUSED AN INCREASE IN MY INTELLIGENCE,

I WAS COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED

BY YOUR TREMENDOUS PHYSICAL POWERS.

NEXT TO THESE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTHS,

MY BRILLIANT ACCOMPLISHMENTS WENT UNNOTICED.

PLUS THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO

TO COMPETE WITH YOUR GIRLISH CHARMS.

I WAS LEFT WITH ONLY ONE CHOICE--

TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO CRUSHING YOU

AND THE WORLD THAT LOVES YOU.

IT IS ON THAT DAY THAT JOJO BECAME...

MOJO JOJO!

WHAT? WHAT?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

WE HAD OUR VERY OWN PET MONKEY?

IS IT TRUE, PROFESSOR?

WELL, I DO REMEMBER A LAB MONKEY NAMED JOJO,

BUT THE REST IS...

UH...WELL, ACTUALLY, I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH

BEFORE YOU GIRLS BRIGHTENED MY LIFE.

YOU SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S ALWAYS THE GIRLS, NEVER POOR JOJO.

JOJO, I FEEL HORRIBLE. IF THERE'S SOME WAY

I COULD MAKE IT UP TO YOU...

WELL...THERE IS ONE WAY.

GIVE ME SUPERPOWERS LIKE THEM!

WHAT? UH-UH.

NO WAY.

OK. [GIRLS GASP]

BUT PROFESSOR...

HE'S OUR WORST...

ENEMY.

AND WE HAVE ONLY OURSELVES TO BLAME.

ALL THE GADGETS AND EVIL PLOTS

ARE JUST A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP

FROM A LITTLE LOST MONKEY

WHOSE ONLY WISH IS TO BE AN EQUAL MEMBER

OF HIS POOR, NEGLECTFUL FAMILY.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JOJO?

YES.

LET'S GET TO WORK.

UH...ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OK, PROFESSOR?

WELL, OF COURSE. THE PROFESSOR...

KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

RIGHT, PROFESSOR?

OF COURSE, GIRLS.

ALL THIS MACHINE WILL DO

IS COPY YOUR POWERS INTO JOJO. READY, JOJO?

READY.

UH...FATHER?

SON?

OH, BROTHER.

OH, THANK YOU, FATHER.

I WAS ONCE A VENGEFUL MAD GENIUS

BENT ON DESTROYING MANKIND.

WELL, NOW I'M A VENGEFUL MAD GENIUS

BENT ON DESTROYING MANKIND...

WITH SUPERPOWERS!

[GIRLS GASP]

I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED.

GET HIM!

[RUMBLING]

OH...HOW ARE WE GOING TO BEAT HIM?

HE'S GOT EVERY POWER WE GOT.

EXACTLY. WE KNOW EVERYTHING HE CAN THROW AT US,

SO THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN SURPRISE US.

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WEARING HIM DOWN.

Mojo Jojo: OH, GIRLS...

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ONE THING--

MY SUPERIOR, BETTER-THAN-AVERAGE,

MORE-THAN-USUAL SUPERIOR BRAINPOWER.

WE... CAN'T... DO...

THAT! THAT! THAT!

Narrator: OH, NO!

HAS THIS SIBLING RIVALRY COME TO AN END?

HAS MOJO JOJO FINALLY DEFEATED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS?

YES! I HAVE DEFEATED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE BEATEN!

AND IT IS BY ME THAT THEY ARE NOT VICTORIOUS!

WITH MY OWN 2 HANDS,

I HAVE DEFEATED THEM.

ALL THE GADGETS AND EVIL PLOTS, USELESS!

UNNECESSARY!

POINTLESS!

NOT WITH MECHANICAL MACHINES

WILL I DESTROY THIS PLANET

BUT WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!

[PROFESSOR MOANING]

Professor: NOW, JOJO, STOP THAT.

BE A GOOD MONKEY.

PUT THAT DOWN.

JOJO, PLEASE. JOJO, BEHAVE YOURSELF.

PLEASE BE GOOD.

[ECHOING] PLEASE BE GOOD.

MOJO JOJO!

NOW I REMEMBER YOU.

YOU WERE THE WORST LAB ASSISTANT I EVER HAD!

ALL YOU EVER DID WAS BREAK EVERYTHING

YOU GOT YOUR GRIMY LITTLE PAWS ON.

OH, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT.

I WAS FINALLY FORCED TO THROW YOU OUT WHEN THE GIRLS WERE BORN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

IT WAS THAT VERY DAY.

I WAS BUSY WORKING ON MY FORMULA

FOR THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

I HAD ADDED THE 3 ESSENTIAL INGREDIENTS:

SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE,

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU PUSHED ME,

WHICH CAUSED ME TO ACCIDENTALLY SMASH INTO

A CONTAINER OF CHEMICAL X,

WHICH POURED INTO THE PERFECT GIRL FORMULA,

CAUSING A GIANT EXPLOSION, WHICH RESULTED IN...

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS BEING BORN.

HEY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THANKS TO YOUR MONKEYSHINES, MOJO,

YOU KIND OF CREATED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

WHAT?

I CREATED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS?

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR BIRTH?

IT WAS ME WHO CAUSED THEM TO BE?

I TRIGGERED THE EVENTS THAT LED

TO THEIR BEING ON THIS EARTH?

I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE

TO DESTROYING WHAT I HAD A HAND IN CREATING.

I CREATED THEM. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

I DID IT. IT WAS ME.

WELL, MOJO, KEEP IN TOUCH...SON.

YEAH.

SEE YOU AROUND...

DAD.

[LAUGHING]

[NARRATOR LAUGHING]

WOW! TALK ABOUT IRONIC.

PROFESSOR CREATES MOJO, MOJO CREATES GIRLS...

IT'S CRAZY, I TELL YOU. HA HA! YEAH.

SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

BUT...THANKS ORIGINALLY TO MOJO JOJO.

Mojo Jojo: IT WAS ME.

IT WAS ME. IT WAS ME.

IT WAS ME. IT WAS ME.

♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪

♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪

♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪

♪ TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

♪ FIGHTING CRIME, TRYING TO ♪

♪ SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HERE THEY COME ♪

♪ JUST IN TIME ♪

♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪

POWERPUFF!

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