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[honking]

OK, go down to the end of the block,

turn around, keep the motor running, and wait for me.

I've just got to go inside and get my buddy, all right?

OK.

I'll be right back.

Hi, baby.

Come on, let's go with me.

Sorry, ladies.

Maybe some other time.

I gotta go find my buddy, OK?

Oh, excuse me.

Listen, hey buddy.

Do you know where this address is?

I'm sorry.

Do you know where this address is?

I'm trying to find my buddy.

Can you help me out here?

Can you please help me out?

Come on.

Leroy, come on.

We gotta go.

Leroy.

Leroy, what are you doing?

Come on, man, we're going to miss the plane.

What's the big rush, partner?

We got time for a little souvenir.

[chatter]

I'm sorry, ladies. Let's go.

I know he's cute. Watch your head.

Watch your head.

Get in the car!

Sir, come on.

Some other time.

We gotta go.

Look out, Ma, I don't mean to tease,

but I think I'm coming home with a social disease.

[laughing]

Jesus Christ, you damn sure cut it close.

You guys didn't go AWOL, did you?

Relax, we're all disinfected and discharged.

Hey.

You brought them?

Yep.

Complete in all his collection including the sunlamp.

Huh?

How about that?

Just like you said.

Everything's there.

Oh, say.

You and your buddy got to keep out

of sight during the stopover.

What stopover?

We've got to drop some crates at some airbase some place.

I don't know.

It's all hush-hush.

And if you get caught, you're stowaways

and I don't know nothing, see?

OK, we'll be cool.

Sure hope that crate is smell proof.

Told you I was gonna barf.

Here, catch.

What is this?

Shake some of that around.

We're going to be stuck here all night.

Smells good.

Bailey rum.

Come on.

That's $5 a bottle.

Take it easy, Beecher.

Beecher.

Beecher, come on.

Take it easy.

I had two damn years of Beecher.

Beecher, do this.

Off your butt, Beecher.

You hear me talking to you, Beecher?

I'm fixing to change my name, I'm so damn sick of it.

I got it.

I got it.

Nah, no thanks.

You keep it.

Little going home present for you.

Going home.

Yep.

I'm going to get me a brand new powder

blue Thunderbird convertible.

And when I drive to town, all them pretty little girls

are just going to melt.

Yeah, from all that hot air blowing out of your mouth.

You don't believe me?

I ain't showed you this yet.

This here's my special discharge bonus from Uncle Sam.

What did you do, rob the PX?

Two damn years I gave them crumb bums.

Spraying DDT in every goddamn mud hole in the Canal Zone.

This don't near even the score, I'll tell you that.

You know, I can't figure out whether you're

so dumb on purpose, or whether it just comes naturally to you.

Come on.

Come apart.

Oh, darn it.

I wasted one.

A picture.

Let's see what I got here.

Ooh!

Ain't he cute.

Land yet?

Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on though.

This thing's [inaudible].

It's got mountains.

Relax.

We're just making a stopover for a few minutes.

That's all.

Quick, get it the back.

Cookie said we got to stay out of sight.

Come on.

[speaking spanish]

MAN WITH SPANISH ACCENT: Sargent, please look over

here because we're missing one.

[speaking spanish]

Can't let those guys see us.

For Christ sakes, Leroy, that was almost our ass.

That's my future in there, Jack.

You get caught with that stuff,

you'll get 20 years in the stockade.

You take things too serious.

Yeah, you just take things.

Give me a cigarette.

Give me a cigarette.

Give me a cigarette.

Hold the wire!

Come on!

OK. Give me the trunk.

Come on!

Hurry up.

Come on.

Heave!

Take it easy now.

I got some valuable stuff in there.

Don't worry about it. I got it.

I got it.

- Geez! - OK, I'm sorry.

Come on! We got to get out of here.

Don't worry about it now.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

What the hell you laughing at?

Come on, let's go.

Get over here. We got to get going.

All right.

Hey, Denny.

Yeah.

Take a look at this.

What have you got?

It's a negative.

Yes, sir.

On last night's flight from Panama.

Yes, sir.

Right away, sir.

Very good, Private.

You can go now.

Well, what do you think?

Amateurs, Arthur.

Amateurs?

With infrared image intensification?

Run a check with the Panama station.

- First let's call Washington. - Later.

Is Munoz back?

Yeah, he's waiting outside.

Call him in.

Captain.

Mr. Hager, why?

Why a change of plans now?

Captain, you'll find that this slight detour

is for your best interest.

Oh?

Munoz, I want you to take your most experienced men

and cover the road between the airfield and Ochobi.

What's that in miles, Callen?

25.8 Arthur.

That's right.

And you'll need men let's say, every 2,000 feet armed.

How many troops is that, Cal?

68.1 Arthur.

Mr. Yeager.

We don't need 68.1 soldiers to catch the two young men.

There must be more important details to be stressed, no?

No, Munoz, they may be subversives.

Nos, if you're so concerned about details,

you'd understand that not one can be overlooked.

This is an urgent mission.

The secrecy and security of the entire operation

may depend on it.

Here's one of them.

So let's get on with it, Munoz.

Vamanos.

[monkey noises]

That's good.

We might get on Ed Sullivan, no sweat.

[monkey noises]

Any man in this company who has any complaints, my door

is always open.

Hey, you want a ride?

The army, yeah.

Can't wait until I'm 17 so I can join up.

Hey, can't this heap go no faster?

You want me to get out and blow on it?

Come on.

A tank.

Yeah, I want to drive me a tank.

You drive a tank?

I had you figured for a [inaudible] or something.

Mind if I take a shortcut?

I'm kinda late for school.

Woohoo!

Well, you take it easy!

Hey, Leroy's good buddies with this tank captain I know.

Who?

I know he'd put in a good word for you.

I think you'd cut the mustard.

Hey, hey!

Hey, slow down, now!

Come on!

You want some [inaudible]?

I got it.

I got it.

Watch it!

Yeah, and then they got this machine fire going.

Hey, hey!

Machine guns?

Yeah!

You could have got killed, huh?

We're gonna get killed.

Oh!

Woo, hoo!

Come on now!

Slow down!

It's sort of like those guided missiles.

[screaming]

Sounds awful tough.

Gee, I don't know if I have the guts.

I'll see you later, guys.

[screeching tires]

What's the matter with you?

I bit my tongue.

More like your foot.

Hey, how far to your parents' place?

About 30 miles.

I think I'll walk.

OK, I got a phone call to make so I'll

meet you inside, all right?

Hey, gonna help me with this stuff?

Operator, I'd like to make a collect

call to Miss Robin Winston, area code 305- 636- 6421, please.

Uh, Jasmine Plain.

Hey, what do you call that?

Call what?

What you're doing.

The twist, stupid.

Huh?

The twist.

That some kind of dance?

Yes, it's a dance.

Looks like a good way to give yourself a rupture to me.

Don't pay him no mind.

He's some kind of retard.

Let me try that.

[laughing]

Wait, wait, wait.

Just like you're drying off after a shower.

See, like this.

As in, it's your hips you're drying off.

And you're not all wet, smart ass.

Now come on, try again.

Come on.

This ain't no kind of dancing.

You know that, don't you?

It's all they do on on Dick Clark.

Where you been?

I've been down in the jungles fighting

the Red Menace for Uncle Sam.

You in the Army?

Yes, ma'am.

You don't believe me?

Here's my dog tags, right here.

How come you're still wearing them [inaudible].

Because I ain't found nobody to wear them for me yet.

Yeah, I know.

But listen, I don't want you to tell my dad

anything about this, all right?

You just can't go around doing these impulsive things

without telling anybody, especially

the people who love you.

Listen, I'm sorry.

Your dad's been real worried about you.

Yeah, I'm sure.

He said you were supposed to be at officers candidate school

two weeks ago.

Don't tell him I called.

We'll talk about it when I get there.

All right?

OK.

Goodbye.

What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

I just picked us up a couple of honeys in a station wagon.

What are you doing, are you polishing your pants?

No, it's the twist, stupid.

Everybody on Dick Clark's doing it.

Where you been? - I don't know.

Looks like a good way to give you a rupture to me.

See ya, buddy.

Got a dime?

Come on, give me the dime.

I told them to wait out there for us.

Don't get tense.

Here's your dime.

OK.

So why don't you tell me about these girls you got.

Well, it's like this.

I told them I had this ugly idiot of a buddy, see?

But old Leroy just laid on the charm so thick,

they're just creaming to give us a ride.

Yeah, I'll be they are.

Some other time.

What are you talking about?

I'm telling you, there is this brunette,

brown hair, big green eyes, pointy little titties.

Yeah.

She's mine.

Oh, she's yours.

Well, what about mine?

Yours has got this real great uh, personality.

Yeah, I bet.

Well, listen uh, you know, if it is on the level,

you might want to change those socks you been

wearing for the last six weeks.

They got a real great personality too.

That's all I got.

I'm going to borrow some of yours.

Come on, get out of my stuff.

I just need some socks.

Get out of my stuff.

I need some shorts too, OK?

Not my shorts.

Forget it.

I'll give them back to you when my mom does the laundry.

Well, tell her she better use a lot of bleach.

And throw in some Lysol while she's at it.

If you want me, I'll be in my office.

Where did you put the pictures?

What are you talking about?

Where did you put the pictures?

I don't know nothing about no pictures.

[thud] - Oh!

[inaudible]

Hey!

Grab the gun!

You all right?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Who was that guy anyway?

Beats me, but it wasn't Ricky Ricardo.

[moaning]

Sandy, Sandy.

Psst, psst.

[whispering]

Rosie will wet her jeans when she sees these.

Hey!

You're sitting on my hand.

Come on, Sandy, I've got to go to the bushes.

I swear that bra's got a combination lock on it.

Got me some BT2s, you see?

Yeah, I got your signal.

God damn steering wheel's going to break my rib.

What'd you get?

Hey, you know something?

You were right.

Sandy's got a great personality.

Her bra opens up in the front.

Has to.

She wears glasses.

[laughing]

Hey, last beer, getting warm.

I'll say.

Take a swig, honey.

Here.

Wash it down or wash it off.

All right.

[inaudible]

[squealing]

Hey!

You're crazy.

Take it easy.

Get out of here, you creep.

What did I do?

Get-- get--

What'd I do?

You creep!

I don't go for that.

I'm a Christian.

Oh, come on, baby, sweet, we was just fooling around.

Well, just go fool around with yourself.

What'd I do?

Leroy, leave her be.

- Hey, let me back in there. - Calm down, Leroy.

Come here a minute. - Don't be like that.

Come here. I want to talk to you.

Turkey.

What do you want?

Listen, the thing is you got to take it easy.

Yeah?

See, the thing is, is you've got to show them some respect.

Shoot, respect.

Is that what was going on there in the back seat there?

Just a question of technique.

Oh, oh, I see, technique.

You Yeah, well, we'll just see about that.

What are you doing?

Hey, Listen, I'm sorry now.

Old Leroy got off the straight and narrow.

So what say we turn over a new leaf?

Hey, what say we swap partners for a while, huh?

Hey, hey, come on.

They're just kidding.

Hey!

Come on back.

Hey!

Hey!

My stuff's in there.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

There's my stuff.

Oh, Lord.

Hey, look what I found.

Everything is here.

Looks like some dog tags, Beecher, Leroy C. Looks

like the engagement's off, old buddy.

Yeah, it was true love.

Must have been your technique.

Hey, hey, hey!

Where you guys going?

Seminole Springs.

Hop in the back.

Get the gear, Leroy.

Man, we are lucky.

We should be home in about an hour.

Watch my stuff.

Yeah, I got it, I got it. Don't worry about it.

Get up here. You need some help?

- Here, take this. - Let's go.

Hey, don't close that door, mister.

Get Hey, Leroy, see if you can get the door open, will you?

Hey!

Hey, partner.

You want to open this door here?

He's got it locked.

Hey, buddy, you locked the door.

[pounding]

Open the door!

Open the door!

Come on, Leroy, keep the light steady, will you?

Must be the damn batteries.

Well, fix it.

Damn!

What the hell's going on anyway?

I don't know.

Two damn years in the Army and nothing's the same.

Maybe some damn Martians came down and took over

and they just look like Americans.

What are you talking about?

Why the hell do you think he done that, Chas?

Let's just get out of here.

Shit.

Well, come on.

Will you hold it steady?

It's the last one and we're out of here.

Now what?

We gotta jump.

Yeah, I'm a chicken with lips too.

I ain't jumping off this damn truck.

Relax.

Just remember what they taught us in basics.

Just tuck your head and roll like a ball.

Yeah, that truck wasn't going no 50 miles an hour neither,

partner.

It was in the damn parking lot.

Suit yourself, pal.

Hey, Leroy, you OK?

Come on, buddy, we got to get out of here.

Come on in through here.

- It's just a damn mistake. - It ain't a mistake, look!

Come on.

Hey, Leroy, you got any idea where we are?

Huh"?

We're up shits creek without a paddle.

What are you doing?

I don't know how the hell they found out about my locker.

Your locker?

What are you talking about?

I didn't tell anybody but you.

Leroy, look it's not your locker, man, it's us.

What about that guy in the men's room?

Every

What the hell has that weirdo got to do with it?

I'm telling you, it's my stuff.

I got two grand worth of stuff in here.

I'll tell you what else I got in here too.

I got an M16.

What?

I say if they come back here, we blast them.

Ah!

[explosions]

Let's get out of here!

Leroy!

Let's go.

[explosions]

Leroy!

God!

Leroy, where are you?

Leroy!

Where did you go, man?

Did you start the interrogations yet?

We lost them, Arthur.

What?

They escaped out of the truck somehow and ran

right on to the firing range.

I didn't even have time to call off the ordinance test.

God damn it!

I just sent a recon in to find them or pick up the pieces.

Might tell us something.

How about the periphery?

Did you send those units back on patrol?

Arthur, we have to ship our boys

south in less than 24 hours.

We don't have time to fool around.

Fool around?

Two years of planning, the lives of thousands of men,

the reputation of the company is on the line.

Now what do you want to do?

Do you want to wait for those kids

to walk into the Russian embassy?

You take those units and get out there.

You find the little bastards.

Leroy!

Leroy!

Leroy!

Hey!

Hey, baby, how about a ride, huh?

[honking] Come on!

Come on!

What are you staring at?

Hey, listen, if you don't leave me alone,

I'm going to ram this through your little head.

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Relax.

Tell you what, I've got a better idea, all right?

Why don't you let me fix that tire for you.

OK?

Boy, you really blew it.

I suppose you're going to want a ride for doing that.

Yeah, I was thinking about it.

You offering?

Maybe I am.

Maybe I'm not.

I've got to get myself to a wedding.

Well, that doesn't mean a whole lot to me, does it?

You fix your own tire.

Wait.

All right.

OK.

So where are you going?

Well, I need a ride to Seminole Springs.

That's where my buddy lives.

All right? - All right.

How come you're such a mess?

Me and my buddy got lost in the swamp back there.

If I were you, I'd stay out of the swamps around here.

I'll keep that in mind.

What did you say your name was?

I didn't.

It's Sally Mae Elizabeth Chandler Giddons.

I'm Charles Eber McLean, III, but you

can call me Chaz, Sally.

It's Mae.

Oh, yeah right, Mae call me Chaz, right.

So you're going to a wedding, huh?

You the bride?

Do I look that dumb?

You look pretty good to me, Sally.

Hey, look, it's Sally Mae, damn it.

And don't get fresh with me, OK?

I smashed a guitar over a guy's head once.

OK, I'm sorry.

Pardon me.

I'll just sit here and think.

Well, you just watch what you're thinking.

I can spot a weirdo type a mile off.

Look, all I'm thinking about is getting to Seminole Springs.

If I was some kind of weirdo, I would

have jumped you back there.

Well, you would have been really sorry about that.

I can break your arm with a flick of my wrist.

I know all about jujitsu.

You mean jujitsu.

You don't have to say the word right to break

somebody's arm, weirdo.

Come on.

You couldn't break anything.

Oh, maybe you can break an egg or break

out in pimples or something.

[brakes screeching]

Ah!

Sorry, those are the brakes.

Shit.

Is that a '59 Galaxy with a dark-haired guy

in a plaid jacket in it?

Yeah.

Uh, oh.

Hey, what is this about?

Is this some kind of game?

No, you better let me drive.

Drive my car?

You're nuts.

I mean it!

You're kidding.

I know this sounds strange, but I think

they're trying to kill me.

Oh, you're no weirdo, man, you're a certified nut case.

Oh, look. Damn it!

This is my car!

Let go!

Get down!

Come on!

[screaming]

Come on, get out of here!

Can't this thing go any faster?

Hey, look, what's that?

A yellow truck.

Is there something wrong with your eyes?

Hey, he's here.

Take him.

What are you doing?

Get out of here!

There they are!

Watch them!

Look out!

Watch it, will you?

Be careful!

They're going for their guns!

[gunshots]

Floor it!

[gunshots]

Watch it!

You're going to kill us.

Move it, Sally, move it!

There they are.

Hold on.

Move it!

[gunshots]

[gunshot]

- Why are they doing this to us? - I told you.

They're trying to kill me, Sally.

Get out of my car.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sally Mae, Sally Mae, please.

They're going to cream me. - I don't care.

Man, you probably deserve it. Now, I mean it.

Get out of my car!

Now look, if you don't get moving,

I'm going to slash the seat covers, so help me God.

I mean it.

Christ.

[speaking spanish]

So what is this about?

You welsh on a [inaudible], huh?

Do I look that dumb?

Heh, heh.

What's up ahead there?

It's your friends again.

Hang on.

[gunshots]

I just had the damn thing painted.

Listen, I'm really sorry about this.

I'll pay for all the damages.

I tell you what.

You give me your address and I'll send you

all the money as I get home. OK?

I wouldn't give you my address if you were Phil Everly.

- Let me get that for you. - I can do it.

Just get out of my life right away, OK?

Permanently.

[engine turns over, can't start]

What's the trouble?

Starter motor is all shot up.

Well, you might be able to get it started,

you know, with a push, while the engine's still warm.

You offering?

Well, maybe I am and maybe I'm not.

OK.

You get me started, and I'll give you a ride to wherever

it was you were going.

Seminole Springs.

Right. Just push.

I hope everything works out for you.

Thanks.

Good luck to you too.

See you.

Well, listen, uh, see you later.

OK.

[screeching brakes]

Jeff, can you give me a push?

What did you do?

It got stuck.

I don't know.

Hey, I don't know.

I don't think I can get you out of this hole here.

Christ on a crutch!

Relax. Relax.

Maybe the Beecher has got something

to get you out of here.

No, look I can take care of myself.

I'll just go and phone the nearest garage, that's all.

Well look, if you need money for the tow or something.

I have Triple A.

Hey, wait up.

I don't see any telephone wires.

Over there.

Those are power lines.

Don't you know the difference?

I thought guys were supposed to be so mechanically minded.

Zack!

Leroy!

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine!

Jesus.

I thought you bought it back there.

I know. I don't know what's going on.

Now listen, listen to me.

Do you know anything about going on?

- You look like hell, boy. - I know, I know.

I don't know what's going on.

Now look, Sally Mae here drove me up here and--

Excuse me.

Would you listen to me?

Sally Mae gave me a ride here and we

almost got murdered by half a dozen guys on the way here.

What are you talking about?

Because she's got bullet holes in her car and everything.

Somebody's been shooting at you?

Yeah, I don't know why.

Now look, do you know anything about what's been going on

around here, anything at all?

Because I gotta know because something's going on here

and I don't know what it is.

You said it wasn't my foot locker.

If it's not that, I don't know what it is.

I don't know.

Maybe it is the foot locker.

I don't know. - I didn't tell nobody.

What about you? - Excuse me.

I didn't say nothing.

Listen, I've got to get to a phone, please.

I gotta call triple A, OK?

Her car's stuck on the end of your driveway.

We ain't got no phone.

Nearest one's down the road about five miles.

Shit.

Now hold on.

Here's my folks.

Uh, Pa--

What's that piece of junk down on the road.

That is my car and I'll be very glad to move it if you can

kindly get me to a telephone.

Pa, there here's my buddy, Chas, and that's--

this is Miss Sally Mae.

Now ain't that nice?

Uh, say, how about you young folks giving

Ma a hand with the groceries?

Yes, sir.

Let me take that for you, ma'am.

Nice place you have here, Mrs. Beecher.

You been here long?

Leroy always talks about you, ma'am.

You know better than to bring folks here.

How many times have I told, you don't crap where you eat.

I didn't bring nobody here.

You lying son of a bitch.

They're here, ain't they?

Lambert down to the store says a bunch

of Cubans been nosing around, asking questions about you.

- When? - About an hour ago.

And you better get.

And your friends too.

I can't afford no trouble. -

Pa, I just got home.

And you better move that tin can off the road.

I mean, it's like hanging out a goddamn billboard.

As long as we're talking about it, your friends--

inside.

- Get in the back. - What?

Two of them dressed up just like cops.

I knew you were in trouble with the police.

They ain't police.

Get out back and don't make a sound.

How do you know?

Wrong shoes, wrong weapons, wrong car.

Get out of my house before there's trouble.

[knocking]

- Who is it? - County patrol.

- My bag. - Come back.

What are you doing?

I forgot my bag.

Get on back. Go on.

Come on. Let's go.

Well, how do you do?

Where did you boys say you were from?

Intercounty patrol.

You're Mr.--

Where?

Intercounty patrol, Beecher?

You're looking at him.

We have information that your son is in trouble

with some very bad companions.

My son?

What is this?

It's a still, stupid.

Hey, what's back there?

We're gotta to have another way out of here.

Hey, nobody's chasing me out of my home.

I don't want to be here.

I don't want to get killed.

Hey, that path, where does it lead to?

[inaudible] I say we blast them good.

Oh you're so crazy.

Look, this is not Korea.

This is Florida, USA.

Hey, Leroy, there's a dock back there.

You got a boat?

Yeah, an old air boat.

Does it run?

Used to.

Well, my son's off in the Army somewhere.

You much have got the wrong Beecher.

How about you, honey?

180 proof.

I bet it is the cops back there, huh?

You guys are a bunch of bootleggers.

Hey, keep it down, you two.

[inaudible]

That's clever.

Ain't never tasted nothing like that.

Oh, I did too.

We had stronger stuff than this in the parking

lot of my high school prom.

Hey, Leroy.

Hey, don't you worry about protection, now.

Old Leroy'll take care of you.

Come on, Leroy.

I got three markmans medals first week in basic.

Come on, Leroy. Hurry up.

Quick, Leroy, what are you doing?

Beecher, on the double.

Will you hold your horses?

I'm coming.

What you got?

Place is crawling with them.

Half a dozen guys with rifles. Take a look.

Let me see.

Going around the house.

- Them sneaking skunks. - Give me the glasses.

Come back with a search warrant.

We'll get a search warrant.

We'll get a search warrant.

[gunshots]

Run, you mothers!

[gunshots]

[yelling]

Wait a minute.

I gotta get my can!

Leave it!

Come on.

Let's go!

Stay down, Leroy.

Run, Leroy, run.

Yee, haw!

Woo, hoo!

Yee!

You see that still blow?

[inaudible] gonna kill me.

[laughing wildly]

Will you watch it, Leroy?

Yee, haw!

Leroy, you idiot! Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop this goddamn boat.

Slow down!

It's gonna crash.

Will you watch where you're going?

Slow down now, Leroy.

Watch it, man.

Leroy!

Look out!

Leroy!

[screaming]

Leroy, you idiot!

Give me back that key.

What did you do that for?

I want it quiet.

I want to listen if anybody's following.

How far can we go in this boat?

Why don't you ask me where?

I can't go home, not after what you did to the still.

Oh, would you shut up about that still.

What about my car?

It took me two years to save my allowance

to buy that beautiful piece of machine.

Listen, lunch meat, I don't give a--

Chuck it, chuck it, both of yous.

It's not going to help anything.

Listen, first off, we've got to have some kind of map.

A map ain't worth shit.

Look, it all looks the same out here at night.

Where's the next dry land?

- 20 miles. - Forget it.

The way these things eat gas, we're going to be

stuck in the middle of nowhere.

Listen, if somebody's got a better idea,

I'll be glad to live up to it.

[screaming]

Don't scare it!

Ah!

Hey!

[screaming]

I got it. I got it.

I got it. [screams]

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Put the gun down, Beecher.

[gunshot]

Get it!

Kill it!

It's a bastard.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Get it out of here.

Don't put that thing in here, man!

Come on.

Sorry I had to do that to you, but you could have done

some real damage with that gun. - Thanks.

I just go all funny whenever I see one of those.

Oh, damn it's cold.

Kid, we're not going to stay here, are we?

I don't think we have much choice.

Maybe tomorrow we can sneak back to the Beechers

and see if everything's--

I ain't going home.

You don't know my pa.

We'd better keep a look out.

I'll take the first watch, Leroy,

and wake you up after midnight.

Better get some sleep, too, Sally Mae.

I'm not tired.

It's real warm under here, be real toasty real soon.

Thanks a lot bear cat.

Chaz, can I use your shirt?

Thank you.

We'll get this call cleared up tomorrow.

It's just got to be some giant economy-sized screw up.

Take it easy.

What are you doing?

Get this boat going or I'm going to blow your head off.

You are going to drop me off at the nearest road

and then you and your buddy can go drown for all I care.

Well, Lawdie Miss Claudie.

Come on, move it.

Both of you, get on.

You know, you ought to try turning

the safety off next time you try to shoot somebody.

Give me the gun.

Give me the gun, Leroy!

Bitch!

I want to go home!

We'll get you home.

Don't worry.

We'll get you home.

Yeah, you guys think it's a big game because you got a gun.

You think you're such hot shit.

We are going to get killed.

Nobody's going to get killed.

Yeah, we are going to get killed Leroy.

I am telling you--

Just hush up!

We're gonna get killed here!

I want to get out of here! - Hush up!

Quit it, Leroy, she's just scared, that's all.

You guys are just too dumb to be scared.

Hush up!

You've got to impress each other

that you're so brave because you're boys,

but we're going to get killed.

It's so much crap.

Quiet!

Listen!

Just shut up.

Turn around, Munoz.

No, no turning around.

Go straight ahead. - No, no.

We got to turn around.

I need to rework my strategy.

I'll get some helicopters in here.

There will be no turning around.

I am Commander here.

Listen, Munoz, who do you think's

paying for this little war of yours?

Uncle Sam, that's who.

You get it, Captain Munoz?

You are so generous with your uncle's money for nothing.

You would be smart and shut up and you'll

get what you pay for.

Maybe you would like to get off right here.

We need each other, hey, Mr. Williams.

What do you see?

There they are. - How many?

What do you see?

Come on. I'll drive.

Let's go.

[gunshots]

- Lost them. - What are they doing?

Come on, get to work.

[speaking spanish]

Shooting cats off a fence.

You want to get us in worse trouble?

Couldn't be no worse.

[gunshots]

You crazy red neck! - Get down, you idiot.

[gunshot] - Ah!

Ah!

Look out!

[screaming]

Just a nick here.

It'll bleed like hell.

How the hell do you know?

You ain't no damn kind of doctor.

[gunshots]

[explosion]

There's another boat.

I'm going to make a sharp turn.

You guys jump out in the reeds and lay low.

Where are you going?

I'll be back.

Now, get ready.

OK.

One, two, three.

Now jump!

My gear.

I got to get my [inaudible].

Leroy, we gotta wait for Chaz.

I'll get it.

Leroy!

Chaz!

Sally Mae!

Where are you?

Sally Mae!

Where's Leroy?

I don't know.

Come on.

Keep going.

Keep going.

We're almost out.

Hey!

Hey, I found it!

It's right here!

Here it is!

I found it!

Leroy, you jerk!

Over here.

I found it. - Shut up.

You all want a Hershey bar?

You and that foot locker.

Here you go.

You got a flashlight in there?

It's going to be dark soon.

Batteries are dead.

I got some more.

Hey, what's that thing?

Infrared spy scope.

It's for seeing in the dark.

Well, how come that camera's hooked up to it?

Because I was trying to take some pictures

in this Panama whorehouse.

Didn't get any though.

I got one on the plane.

I was trying to look at that air base we stopped at,

I got it here somewhere.

Here it is.

Let me see.

It's you, Chaz.

Ain't he cute?

On the plane.

Huh?

Hey that's it.

That's got to be it.

You know what?

I bet you they think we're spies.

Oh, come on, Chaz.

Spies?

Now I've heard everything. - No.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Remember that guy in the men's room?

What the hell are you talking about?

Spies, come on, you guys.

You idiot, Leroy.

That air base was some kind of secret operation

and you were taking pictures of it.

Somebody probably found that tear off part

and now they think we're Commie spies.

Shoot.

What the hell are you doing?

We got to get you a phone and call

the FBI or Army intelligence or somebody

and tell them about this thing.

That's mine, dammit.

Nobody's taking this from me.

Look, man, they're trying to kill us.

And it's not just you and me, it's Sally Mae too.

I ain't spending no 20 years in no damn stockade.

And not because of no girl neither.

You think I invited myself on this pleasure cruise?

Come on.

Let's get out of here. - Go ahead.

Go on. get the hell out of here.

I don't need you.

Look, Leroy.

Just relax, all right?

Sally Mae and I'll go square things

and we'll come back and get you, OK?

Just take it easy. Here.

Here's your camera.

I'll come back for you, I promise.

Come back.

Come on, they ain't going to believe you.

You know them.

You're just a private.

Your word ain't going to mean nothing.

Shit, Chaz!

Come on back!

Come on.

We can hide out here.

They'll think we're dead or something.

You have any idea where we are?

I don't know.

TELEVISION NEWS: German legal protection for his client.

West German officials make it clear that they'll

fight against protecting--

Is there somewheres we can hitch a ride towards Miami?

Ain't much traffic after dark.

Can I use your phone?

No.

Phone's been out since yesterday.

I don't know why.

Funny.

That pick up truck out there.

Is that yours?

Reckon so.

I got $75 cash right here.

What do you say?

Not a penny less than 300.

There.

It's Tiffany.

That's a real diamond and those are real pearls.

It's worth about $1,100.

My aunt gave it to me for graduation.

Why, that's glass.

I can get me one of them at the five and dime.

Just a minute.

I'll go hunt up the registration.

Sally Mae, you shouldn't have done that.

Look, I never liked my Aunt Esther anyway.

TELEVISION NEWS: This bulletin just in.

Havana Radio announced an invasion of Cuba

by exile forces, operating from secret bases

in Central America. - Do you hear that?

I bet-- - Shh, listen, listen.

TELEVISION NEWS: Castro accused the United States government

of equipping and supporting the invaders,

who have a established a beachead at an area

called the Bay of Pigs.

So far, no comment from Washington or President

Kennedy, vacationing at the family retreat home

in Middlesburg, Virginia.

The president's brother--

Let me try.

[pounding]

Yeah, but what are they doing in Florida?

think the? Government's in on it?

Beats me.

Hey, that's not going to do it.

This radio is out to lunch.

Speaking of lunch, you want something to eat?

Sure, what you got?

Got some Twinkies and a Dr. Pepper.

Its that all he had?

Well, he had some shiners and chewing tobacco

and some furry green cheese.

All right, give me a Twinkie, I guess.

Here.

What, did you take a bite out of it?

Yeah.

Hmm, yum.

Something to drink?

(SINGING) I'm a walking in the rain.

Tears are falling and I feel the pain.

Wishing you were here by me, to end this misery

and I wonder, I wa, wa, wa, was, wonder why, why, why, why--

[click]

Sally Mae, why is it always so hard to talk

about what you feel?

What's her name?

Who?

Your wife.

My wife?

I'm not married.

OK, you're fiance then.

We're not engaged yet.

Yet.

Yet.

I don't know.

Robin's really great, you know.

She's just-- hey, wait a minute.

What is this?

What is this, the third degree?

You know, we only just met each other.

What do you mean?

It feels like I've known you a long time.

Yeah, I know.

What is that?

A plane lowering.

What's he doing?

He's probably just looking for a place to land.

Maybe he's out of gas.

Yeah, well, he doesn't have to land--

What's he doing?

He's coming back.

What's the guy doing?

He's nuts.

He's turning around and he's coming back.

[explosions]

[explosion]

[crying]

Think he'll help?

If he doesn't kill me first.

You guys don't get along.

Yeah, well, it's my fault, I guess.

I could never be what he wanted me to be.

Well, time to face the music.

[doorbell]

Charles, my boy.

The hero's home.

We just heard the news.

Come in.

Come in.

Who is this?

Oh, Dad, this is my friend, Sally Mae Ginns.

Hello, Sally Mae.

I almost forgot.

I'm on the phone. Just a minute.

I'll be right back.

You'd never guess.

Come on in, kids.

Chaz, what's going on here?

What did he say? What news?

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't get it.

Robin, he's here.

Hey, I'm going to take a powder.

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait for me in the car, OK?

- OK. - Charles.

OK.

Yeah.

OK, we'll see you in a minute then.

Yeah.

Bye.

Charles.

Let me take a look at you, you rascal.

Oh, I knew you'd make me proud of you some day.

Phone's been ringing the last two days.

Who's been calling you?

General Franks, son.

He wants to come over here himself,

personally congratulate you, you and some other young fellow,

Beeler, I think his name is.

Leroy Beecher.

Beecher.

What am I doing?

I gotta call the general's office.

There's a medal in it. I know there is.

Dad, Dad, wait a minute.

No, no.

Put the phone down please.

Now, look, nobody wants to give me a medal.

Sure they're trying to find me.

They've been tracking me and Leroy for the past four days.

But nobody wants to give us a medal.

They're trying to kill us.

They think we're Commie spies.

What the hell are you talking about, boy?

They lied to you.

They told you that we were heroes so that you'd

turn us over to them.

What kind of crap is this anyway?

Now this.

You're not going to get into OCS.

I'm not going into OCS.

You got that? I'm not going.

Don't give me that.

Chaz.

Stay away from him, Robin.

He's a spy, Christ almighty.

Spy?

Chaz is no spy.

What's going on?

10 minutes ago you said he was a hero.

Why did you come here?

You're my father.

I figured you would help me out.

How in the hell am I going to help you?

Dad, look, I'm in serious trouble.

I'm in real deep trouble.

And this is no made up story.

This is no bullshit.

How am I going to help you, guy?

I can't help you.

My promotion, they're going to withhold my promotion.

Chaz, who's that girl in the truck?

Did you get her in trouble?

Lie, lie, why would they lie to me?

You're the liar.

You're the liar around here.

Chaz.

I don't even know why I come back here.

Stop. Calm down.

Where are you going? - I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't even know why I came back here.

Robin, this is Sally Mae Giddens.

Hello.

Be careful, Chaz.

Be careful, Chaz.

I said, where are the pictures?

I told you. You got them all.

There ain't no more.

I don't know what you want.

You don't want to cooperate, do you?

I said where?

I told you that.

Where?

RADIO NEWS REPORTER: Meanwhile at the United Nations,

American Ambassador Adlai Stevenson

denied the charge made by Cuba's [inaudible]

financed by the United States Central Intelligence Agency.

In his news conference today, President Kennedy

is expected to clarify the government's position.

Arthur.

Told you there's no more pictures.

The other two just left McLean's.

Excellent, excellent.

Take Munoz and the team and pick them up.

I think maybe you'd better tell me.

What's the matter?

It's the invasion.

The muchachos are pissed because they're

missing out on the action.

All right, team.

We got a lead on the other two spies.

Let's go.

Anybody who's not on watch.

JOHN F. KENNEDY (ON RADIO): --putting a man in orbit.

Well, it is a most impressive scientific accomplishment.

You heard me.

Vamanos.

Come on.

Let's go, move out.

Come on, let's go.

I think it's time you stopped playing soldier

with other people's lives.

We were told we had silenced Castro [inaudible]

There is no secrecy now.

The invasion's on, without us.

And you want to keep us here, waste our time and our lives

for nothing?

Well, now, what is this?

Mutiny?

You know the penalty for disobeying

an order in war time.

War time?

This is not what your government is

saying to the United Nations.

They have been lying to us, Captain.

They have us chasing a couple of pendejos [inaudible].

[interposing voices]

Strategy is [inaudible] precise

science and sometimes the results are difficult to see.

You call this strategy, goose chasing after children?

Hold on.

This action supports the security

of the entire operation.

You promised us the support of your government.

Where is it?

[chaotic yelling]

Quiet.

Our organization has assurances that your valiant struggle

has approval at the very highest echelons of our government.

RADIO NEWS REPORTER: What can you

say with respect to recent developments

as far as the anti-Castro movement in Cuba are concerned?

JOHN F. KENNEDY (ON RADIO): Well,

first I want to say that there will not

be, under any conditions, be an intervention in Cuba

by United States Armed Forces.

[yelling in spanish]

JOHN F. KENNEDY (ON RADIO): Secondly,

the Justice Department's recent indictment--

There is a boat outside with enough fuel for the homeland.

Who goes with me?

[yelling in spanish]

This is not the end, though I wish it was, your schemes,

strategies.

your invaluable assistance.

There are those who would like to know

the details, the important details, hey, senor?

JOHN F. KENNEDY (ON RADIO): As I understand it,

this Administration's attitude is so [inaudible]

Hey, bastards, chicken shit politicians.

Who is god damn [inaudible]?

[inaudible], it's time for us to start covering our own asses.

Take care of those idiots outside.

Hey, hey muchachos.

Here, [inaudible].

Wish I could go with you.

Thank you, Senor Williams.

Vaya con Dios, amigos.

[inaudible] get up here!

JOHN F. KENNEDY (ON RADIO): I am not going to characterize

Mr. Castro except to say--

[gunshot]

[explosion]

You live in a hotel?

This isn't a hotel.

It's our house.

Is it OK if I come in and wash up, maybe take a shower?

Sure.

[laughing]

Chaz.

Chaz.

Yoo, hoo.

Where are you?

What are you doing?

Listen, Chaz, this may be crazy.

But my father is married to the Ambassador's wife.

I mean, my stepmother used to be married to an ambassador,

and they're off traveling in Europe somewhere.

But we could try and call them and see

if they know somebody who could help you guys out of this mess,

OK?

Hey listen, I'm starved.

You know how to make eggs, don't you?

Yeah, I think.

Yeah, I think so. - Good.

Mom let the cooks off for a couple weeks.

And I was supposed to go to that wedding

and then over to Bermuda, so there's not much here.

Hey, Sally Mae, You know, you told me

you had to save all your allowance to buy your car.

I lied.

I'll squeeze the orange juice. You make the eggs.

OK? Bye.

Hey, Chaz.

Yeah.

Hey, Chaz.

What kind of car you thinking of buying?

Oh, I don't know.

Something cheap, maybe a Corvair or Falcon or something.

Well, you got a lot to learn.

God damn it, boy.

Get out of that car.

They buy you this Caddie, Pa?

Don't near pay for the trouble you caused.

Now, git.

I don't want to see your ugly face around here again.

You don't care what they did to me, do you?

Just about don't me out of my liberty,

you stupid son of a bitch.

You're getting everything you deserve.

I'm going to count to three.

You better be out of that car by the time I get to three.

Leroy!

Leroy!

Leroy, you punk kid.

You lousy kid, come back here.

[humming]

I need a flower.

Freeze!

You make one sound, I'll splatter your brains

all the way to Cuba.

Ah!

[crash]

[alarm sounds]

Trying to warn your boyfriend, huh?

Chaz!

Help me!

Chaz!

Sally Mae!

[gunshot]

Ow!

Help!

Somebody help me!

Chaz!

Hurry!

Sally Mae!

Sally Mae!

[gunshots]

[screaming]

Messing around with me's like messing

around with a 10 pound rattler.

Yes, sir.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

[singing]

Hey, that's it.

Lies.

You think I can't see through this deceit.

You know what's happening in Cuba,

our brave men are being martyred by traitors like you.

I'm not a traitor.

Lies.

(SINGING)

Should have gone with them, fighting up

on the beaches, hit and run in the jungles,

marching on the capital.

Oh, no.

I'm left behind.

Sure, to take the blame for the failure.

Oh, no.

No.

I'll show those bastards.

Don't.

Please.

Come on. Come on.

There's [inaudible] all over the place.

Come on.

Freeze.

Put your hands over your head and come over very slowly.

Hey, there's lot of dynamite charges over here

and they're going to blow any second.

I'm telling you there's dynamite all over the place.

Better check it out, Captain.

Holy shit!

It's all over the place.

Help me!

[gunshots]

Leroy.

I got something for you, pal.

Get me out of here.

Leroy, help me!

Chaz!

Chaz!

[sizzling]

I found it.

Come on!

Come on!

Let's get out of here!

Woo!

[explosion]

How you doing?

Got it.

Five degrees south by southwest.

That's good. Now lock it off.

All right.

- Hey, you finished yet? - What?

Finished yet?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm finished.

Good, get the launch.

Where we going?

Cuba.

Cuba?

What do you mean?

We should be in Cuban radar range in about 10 hours.

I'm sure Fidel Castro's [inaudible] and everything

that moves this week.

Oh, No, no, no, don't.

Look, I can make it up to you somehow.

I can get you a job with Howard Hughes.

[music playing]