Original subtitles

(crickets)

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Chopin's Nocturne Opus 55 #1 (Nocturna)") ♪

(wolves howling)

♪ (Gloria Gaynor's "Love is Just a Heartbeat Away (Nocturna's Theme)") ♪

♪ Love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ I feel it's gonna happen today, baby ♪

♪ Love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ Love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ I feel it's gonna happen today, baby ♪

♪ Love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ I'm dreamin' of the things I could say ♪

♪ I'm in love with you ♪

♪ You're inside my soul ♪

♪ And when I'm with ♪ you, I just lose control ♪

♪ Wherever I am, wherever I go ♪

♪ Stay with me ♪

♪ Love is just, love is just ♪

♪ Love is just, love is just ♪

♪ Love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ I feel it's gonna happen today ♪

♪ Baby, love is just a heartbeat away ♪

♪ I'm waiting for the man who will say ♪

♪ I'm in love with you ♪

♪ Nocturna, my dear ♪

♪ Please be real ♪

♪ Let's keep love our theme ♪

♪ You're what I want ♪

♪ You're what I need ♪

♪ I love you! ♪

♪ Love is just, love is just... ♪

Good evening, Miss Nocturna.

You look lovely tonight.

Good evening, Theodore.

Have you seen my grandfather?

Not tonight.

If only I could get into her coffin!

♪ Now my love is here ♪

♪ No more nights alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I know you're real ♪

♪ From the love you've shown ♪

♪ Faithful and true ♪

♪ My special affair ♪

♪ I'm in love with you! ♪

♪ Love is just, love is just... ♪

Grandpa. Grandpa, wake up!

Oh, what is this?

If I'm alive, what am I doing here?

But on the other hand, if I'm dead,

why do I have to wee-wee?

Ah, to think that I, Count Dracula,

the scourge of Transylvania, feared by both man and beast,

should now be reduced to running a second-rate hotel

just to keep up with the taxes!

On top of that, I don't even have my own fangs anymore.

Ah, give me these phony fabrications.

But in the old days, in me prime of youth, I had magnificent fangs.

All the ladies would say I was hung like a walrus.

I tell you, it's tough getting old.

You young people don't realize how miserable old age can be.

But just once, I'd like to be able to sink my fangs into a pliant, fleshy neck.

These lousy dentures start slipping every time I try.

I know, but I've got some nice fresh blood here for you.

You're a good girl, Nocturna.

There you are.

Don't worry, I keep a six-month supply of blood in the refrigerator.

It's well-stocked.

I know.

But you can't keep on looking after me.

It's time you got married.

You're the last of our line and pushing 126.

What about that handsome

young werewolf in the next valley?

Grandpa, now, stop rushing me!

I'm in no hurry to get married.

Look, I'm going upstairs and take care of business.

I'll see you later.

They have come.

They are here!

Who?

The musicians you have booked for the Claret Room. Lots of fresh young blood.

Musicians!

I have a favour to ask, Miss Nocturna.

Not another date, Theodore.

No.

Look at my hand.

Oh, it must be a full moon again.

Yes.

I need the rest of the night off.

All right.

Why not hunt?

With me, Nocturna.

Together we could share the thrill of pouncing on warm bodies, tearing flesh,

sucking blood -

and more, much more!

I'm sorry, Theodore.

You'll have to do your hunting alone.

Am I never going to be her little yum-yum?

Her snooty-pooty, her snapsy-bapsy.

Is she never going to molest me?

Is she never going to invade my bed

and abuse me...

carnally!?

Nocturna,

you shall be mine!

Come hell or holy water!

And a one, two, and a one, two, three.

And a one, two, three.

And a one, two, three.

Come on, Norris. You know, if it wasn't for two things,

Norris would be a terrific dancer.

- What's that? - His feet.

You want to be the choreographer of this group?

Let's try it again. Fred Astaire.

His shoes are too tight.

Norris, you should have been born with one foot.

Come on, here we go from the top.

Bang, two, bang, one, two, three.

Bang, one, bang, two, bang.

Oh, two.

Oh, I got you.

Let's go, from the top.

One, two, three.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all. That's all.

Good evening.

Good evening.

How are you?

Is everything ready for tonight?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Rehearsing hard.

As a matter of fact, you'd like to see a little something?

I'd love to.

Beautiful.

You ready, fellas?

Let's get down.

One, two, three.

♪ (Moment of Truth's "I'm Hopelessly in Love With You") ♪

♪ You're nocturnally ♪

♪ Like a boat when there's thunder ♪

♪ You take me down under ♪

♪ Baby, to your sweet lovin' ways ♪

♪ When the clock strikes at midnight ♪

♪ Then everything's alright ♪

♪ You appear to brighten up my day ♪

♪ Something so real ♪

♪ Baby, it's you! ♪

♪ A special affair ♪

♪ I'm overdue! ♪

♪ Love, nocturnally! ♪

♪ I'm so hopelessly in love with you, girl ♪

♪ It's just turning my life upside down ♪

♪ Can't escape the charms of you, girl ♪

♪ You keep turning my whole head around ♪

♪ Yes you do, you ♪

♪ Love is just what you make it ♪

♪ You really can't fake it ♪

♪ You need to get a hold inside for you ♪

♪ Can't you tell that I'm prayin' ♪

♪ Or hear what I'm sayin' ♪

♪ I just can't stop feeling the way that I do ♪

♪ With your eyes you can see - baby, it's me! ♪

♪ With your heart, we believe ♪

♪ Love endlessly! ♪

♪ A nocturnal fantasy ♪

♪ I'm so hopelessly in love with you, girl ♪

♪ It's just turning my life upside down ♪

♪ Can't escape the charms of you, girl ♪

♪ You keep turning my whole head around ♪

♪ I gotta be strong - for you, baby ♪

♪ I gotta hold on ♪

♪ Just for you, my love is true, hey, baby ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ (song continues) ♪

Do you want to dance?

No. I can't.

Well, neither can I.

Come on.

Let's dance. Come on.

No, I really can't.

Come on.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, something so real - baby, it's you! ♪

♪ A special affair - long overdue! ♪

♪ Together forevermore ♪

♪ (percussion solo) ♪

♪ Listen to me now, baby ♪

♪ Hey, I'm hopelessly in love with you ♪

♪ And girl, I don't know what I'm gonna do ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm hopelessly in love with you, girl ♪

♪ It's just turning my life upside down... ♪

♪ Can't escape the charms of you, girl ♪

(band members) Look out, crocodile legs. Wait, Michael, wait a minute.

You were fantastic.

You were embarrassing me.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

I loved it.

It was fantastic.

My name is Jimmy.

What's yours?

Nocturna.

- Nocturna? - Uh huh.

What sort of name is that?

It's an old Transylvanian name.

It means, uh, "of the night."

Woof.

And two.

And the one.

Two.

You come in.

And the one.

And the two.

And the one.

Count. - I can count!

Don't just dance, but count.

Count to yourself, then, brother! - All right.

Are you a good group?

Yeah, we're pretty good.

And you're famous?

No, we're not famous.

But we will be. You wait.

We cut a record last year.

I'd love to hear it sometime.

Well, I've got a cassette player in my room.

(♪ Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Whatcha Gonna Do?" ♪)

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do? ♪

♪ And when I touch you ♪

(song transitions)

♪ (Moment of Truth's "Love at First Sight") ♪

♪ Baby, it was love at first sight... ♪

This is the first time I've really enjoyed making love.

I like you very much.

Very much.

(wolves howling)

♪ (Jay Siegel's "Why Do Lovers Come Together") ♪

♪ When I think of you ♪

♪ I thank the stars that dreams come true ♪

♪ Seems like yesterday ♪

♪ When we first made it, you looked my way ♪

♪ There were times I was confused about you, dear baby ♪

♪ There were days ♪

♪ I needed you, but you couldn't be near ♪

♪ Why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why do people care about each other? ♪

♪ Tell me, why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why did we two know there was no other? ♪

♪ Tell me why, why? ♪

♪ Only a storybook ♪

♪ Can read the way our romance took ♪

♪ Love and happiness ♪

♪ I promised you we'd have the best ♪

♪ The time has come ♪

♪ Love is here, we know for sure, baby ♪

♪ We can see, never will we ask for more ♪

I'm a vampire.

I have no reflection.

Men have always been my victims.

Yet now, I have fallen in love with a mortal man.

What is going to happen to me?

(Dracula:) It's time you got married!

It's time you got married!

Last of our line. Last of our line....

(Nocturna:) A new feeling has come over me.

An awareness of my woman's body and my woman's heart.

Can it be that I'm a real woman?

Can I hope for normal life?

Or am I doomed to an eternity of bloodlust and murder?

Nocturna, daughter of darkness.

Hauntress of my dreams.

Your wind-blown hair, your witching eyes, your fragrant lips,

your firm young breasts, your frenzied little behind,

90 pounds of quivering flesh, the perfect mistress!

♪ The time has come ♪

♪ Love is here, we know for sure ♪

♪ Baby, we can see, never will we ask for more ♪

♪ Why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why do people care about each other? ♪

♪ Tell me why do lovers... ♪

Huh. I'm too easily aroused.

Cows have to wear brassieres when I go to the country.

From nakedness to nudity, a loose woman.

I'm too young to go steady, but I've always been interested in loose women.

There is so much you can do with them.

Give it to her good, Theodore!

Smash in the entertainment center!

Theodore!

What are you doing here?

Guess.

I thought it was a full moon.

You were supposed to be out hunting.

I am, Nocturna.

I am... hunting.

Well, get back to work.

Yes, Miss Nocturna.

Bitch.

Soon, I'll call the shots here.

I'll keep your pregnant and barefoot and let you eat under the table.

Turn the pretty young pig into an ugly old sow.

♪ (Moment of Truth's "Love at First Sight") ♪

♪ Girl, you just go so right, say you'll be my baby ♪

♪ I have to hold on tight thinkin' bout you, baby ♪

♪ I can't go slow ♪

♪ My heart is filled with ♪ lovin', kissin' and a huggin' ♪

♪ Love shinin' bright, it's dynamite ♪

♪ Hey baby, it was love at first sight ♪

♪ Let's get on, we belong ♪

♪ Give me your lovin' tonight ♪

♪ Life is a super high ♪

♪ I don't need your money, when I'm with you, honey ♪

♪ Love is eternity ♪

♪ Seeing is believing ♪

♪ Got to love the feeling ♪

♪ You got to know, you got my lovin', tell me that you love me ♪

♪ Where there's a will, well, there's a way ♪

♪ Baby, it was love at first sight ♪

♪ Let's get on, we belong, give me your lovin' tonight ♪

♪ Seeing is believing ♪

♪ Got to love the feeling ♪

♪ You got to know, you got my lovin', tell me that you love me ♪

♪ Where there's a will, well, there's a way ♪

♪ Baby, it was love at first sight ♪

♪ Let's get on, we belong, give me your lovin' tonight ♪

♪ Seeing is believing ♪

♪ Got to love the feeling ♪

♪ You got to know, you got my lovin', tell me that you love me ♪

♪ Where there's a will, well, there's a way ♪

♪ Hey, baby ♪

♪ Baby, it was love at first sight... ♪

(muttering)

Hey, Theodore. Great effects. This place is getting better every night.

(in mocking tone) "Hey, Theodore. Great effects.

This place is getting better every night."

Moron.

You alright?

Yes, I think I'm alright.

You were fantastic out there.

Thank you.

Do you want to know something?

I think I love you.

I don't like to interfere in your life, but later I get the feeling that you're

distracted. To a vampire, that could be fatal.

But I'm in love.

That's infatuation.

You have no right to love.

You can use men for nourishment only, and when the time comes for procreation,

but only with one of your own kind.

I'm in love with him, and when I'm with him, I really feel I'm different...

...that I'm like him.

I'm the same, like other women.

You are not the same.

You're not like other women.

I know you have my best interests at heart,

but if Jimmy wants me, I'm going to New York with him.

Maybe I'll change.

You can't change.

You have no choice.

It's in your blood.

Generations of vampires, in your blood.

Your tradition has lasted for centuries.

Defy it, and you risk self-destruction.

I'll take that risk.

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Chopin's Nocturne Opus 55 #1 (Nocturna)") ♪

You're beautiful.

Are you sure our flight will be by night?

Yeah, but what does it matter?

It's more romantic that way.

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Chopin's Nocturne Opus 55 #1 (Nocturna)") ♪

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Whatcha Gonna Do") ♪

Well, we're here.

I can't stay with you.

Why not?

I can't explain it, but I can't stay with you.

But we didn't come all this way from Transylvania

to tell me you're not gonna stay with me.

I'm staying with friends of my family.

- Look... - I can't wait, alright?

I have to go.

Brooklyn Bridge, Manhattan side.

Lady, you sure that's where you wanna go?

It looks pretty deserted.

Yes. This is it. Thank you.

Who is it?

Jugulia, it's me, Nocturna.

Dracula's granddaughter.

Come in.

How is your grandfather?

Oh, he's fine.

I haven't seen him in over a hundred years.

We were quite close, you know.

What brings you to the Big Apple?

Oh, I came with my boyfriend.

But unfortunately, I can't stay with him because he's not one of us.

No problem at all.

You can stay here.

Thank you.

You're so kind.

But I won't stay long.

Just until I work something out with my boyfriend.

My dear girl, what could you possibly work out?

Your destiny is locked.

I've got to change.

It's very important to me.

I want to live the rest of my life and finish it like a human being.

When I hear music, I become transformed.

I become... exhilarated.

As a matter of fact, at those times, my reflection can be seen in mirrors.

I do hope it works out for you.

Although, in all of my lives, I have seen so many broken hearted vampires.

Now, tell me, how are things in New York?

Terrible.

The quality of blood in all of the big cities has deteriorated.

Oh, it's due to pollution and drugs and preservatives.

Some of us are even considering coming out of the coffin,

as it were, and becoming politically active - Vampire Power.

In fact, tomorrow night, we're having a meeting of the BSA.

What's that?

Blood Suckers of America.

Would you like to come?

Oh, I'd love to.

I'd like you to meet a friend from the other side.

Nocturna of Transylvania.

She is the granddaughter of Count Dracula.

Oh, delighted.

I'm greatly honored, my dear.

If you'll pardon me for just a moment?

All right, everybody, simmer down, simmer down.

The meeting will now come to order.

Now, fellow blood suckers,

as you'll recall, last week, we were discussing the need to keep abreast of the times.

To eliminate the old violent ways.

Otherwise, the urban vampire is doomed.

So if anyone has any proposals to place before the assemblage...

Dr. Bernstein?

There are several methods for the elimination of the biting problem

such as syringes, or perhaps a blood bank that solicits donors from the public.

Yes, a man after my own heart.

Anyone else?

Well, it really is a problem, especially with the children.

I mean, they begin their day with these candy-coated cereals and then they nibble

endlessly all day long on on cakes, cookies,

candies, so that they have become totally hypoglycemic.

Now, for someone like me, this presents a real

problem because I'm trying to watch my weight,

and it's impossible to find a tasty little morsel

whose blood is not totally sugar-saturated.

Ah, yes.

Very distressing to those of us who suffer from diabetes.

The same thing goes with Florence.

I have a problem.

Me and the Paladino family.

Those hits we make, the puncture marks.

It's only a matter of time before they figure out we're not using ice-picks.

That's very, very interesting, yes.

Hey, Mr. President, I got the answers to all your problems right here.

R.H. Factor's the name and corpuscles is the game.

Now I want you to check this out.

It's your basic red and white corpuscles.

Take a choice.

Just one sniff and you get the highest blood count you've ever had.

That's fine.

Well, that's really fine.

I haven't had blood like that since I left Laguna Beach.

I don't know about that.

If the old ways were good enough for my father,

my grandfather, they're good enough for me.

Right on.

I'd rather suck than sniff any day.

Oh man, come on. Damn. What do you mean, "no"?

Now, what are your plans for the rest of the evening?

Oh, I'm going downtown to meet my boyfriend at a disco.

Have a good time, honey.

What are you going to do?

Well, I'm famished.

I think I'll have a late bite.

Taxi?

♪ (Vicki Sue Robinson's "Nighttime Fantasy") ♪

♪ Ready to meet you, ready to meet you ♪

♪ It's you in the evening ♪

♪ Even though it's dark, I still can find you ♪

♪ Ready to have you ♪

♪ Ready to love you ♪

♪ Love in the wee hours ♪

♪ Even when it's light, you're on my mind ♪

♪ It's a certain feeling ♪

♪ And it's got me reeling ♪

♪ It's you ♪

♪ It's a nighttime fantasy ♪

♪ Bigger than real life ♪

♪ And this dream's haunting me ♪

♪ It's a nighttime fantasy ♪

♪ Livin' life each night ♪

♪ What a strange happening ♪

♪ It's a nighttime fantasy ♪

♪ Bigger than real life ♪

♪ And the dream's haunting me ♪

What's happening, baby? My name is Abdullah, what's yours?

Nocturna.

- How you feelin'? - I feel great. I love New York.

I know you do. Me too. - Don't you?

(chatter)

I'm gonna meet my boyfriend. He's a rockstar.

- Let's show her New York. - Oh, I love it, don't you?

It's wild. How come you're wearing my colours?

You like red? - I love red. - Oh, really?

Oh, me too. Oh, I love it. I think it's fantastic.

Oh, New York is fantastic. I just love it.

♪ It's a nighttime fantasy, bigger than real life ♪

♪ And the dream's haunting me ♪

♪ It's a nighttime fantasy, live and love each night ♪

♪ What a strange happening... ♪

Hey, Nocturna.

Baby, don't pass me by.

Do I know you?

At the B.S.A. meeting.

R.H. Factor.

What are you doing here?

This is my main source of supply.

Come on in. I'll give you a grand tour.

Okay.

But I haven't got too much time.

Come on, baby. We got everything.

Nocturna, this is Vera, my main vein.

Nocturna's this is one of us.

Is she joining our family, master?

No.

She's of noble blood.

Our honoured guest.

She's the granddaughter of Count Dracula himself.

Come.

I'll introduce you to the rest of the slaves.

This is Helga, my Nordic goddess.

And next to her is Mumu, my African queen.

And then there's Ying Yang, my Chinese passion flower.

You got a customer.

Another sucker.

Or should I say, suckee.

We'll check it out in the back.

What exactly did you have in mind?

Something more than a massage?

Well, you'll have to take that up with the girl you select.

But, uh, we do have a special this week.

It's our four-for-the-price-of-one massageathon.

How much?

Myself and my three co-workers will give you the special.

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for just 40 dollars.

That's a little high.

Each of us is a specialist in our own field.

I promise you, it will be the most unusual thrill of your life.

Look girls, I brought you another special.

Check it out.

Watch how my operation works.

This is Helga.

Hi, Helga.

And this is Mumu.

Hi, Mumu.

And this is Ying Yang.

Hi, Ying Yang.

That is such a beautiful, artistic tie.

Very artistic.

Yeah, yes, I'm a - I'm in the arts.

You're in the arts.

Yes, I'm an art dealer.

You're an art dealer?

Yes.

Oh, I love art.

You do?

I love it.

I love it too.

I love Chinese art.

Chinese art?

Oh, yes.

Chinese art.

Do you know about Chinese art?

Chinese art?

Yes.

I do.

What dynasty do you like?

All the dynasties.

All the dynasties?

Yes, first one to the last one.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my favorite is the Han dynasty.

The Han dynasty?

Yes, the Han dynasty.

I like that one a lot.

You do?

Yes, yes.

Wonderful dynasty.

A lot of good things happened there.

I love it because it's the first time that

China became in contact with the Western world.

Contact?

Yes.

Contact?

Mm-hmm.

They actually came in contact with the Roman legions.

The Roman legions - all that way?

Yes.

I think I knew that.

You did?

Yes.

You know why, don't you?

No, not exactly.

I mean, I remember, but I forgot.

You do?

Yes.

Well, they were after all those wonderful blood-sweating horses, you know,

from Ferghana?

Horses?

Bactria.

Bactria? Bactria.

It's a wonderful country.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'd like to go there sometime.

What is your favorite art in the Han dynasty?

The Han dynasty? All of it.

Why don't you just lean back and relax?

Me?

Yes.

Okay.

Relax.

Close your eyes.

Don't open them until I tell you to.

You're going to get a big surprise.

Now, open your eyes.

Just like an assembly line.

Listen to this:

"Dear Grandpa,

I'm leaving with Jimmy.

Please understand.

We love each other.

I love you,

Nocturna.

P.S.

There is a three-month supply in the cabinet."

You've got work to do.

Stop packing immediately.

As the Bard said, "If it were done when 'tis done,

then 'twere well it were done quickly."

Oh, sharper than a serpent's tooth

it is to have a thankless child.

You pompous ass.

You escapee from the galloping senility ward.

You love your Shakespeare, don't you?

I love Helmuth von Klakshov!

It's freshly squeezed, Master.

Here's lusting at you, kid.

Ah, '38 was a good year.

What's the matter?

You don't like the American product?

No, it's not that.

It's just that lately I seem to have lost my desire for it.

Holy shit.

The granddaughter of Count Dracula's on the wagon.

Hey, how about a little snort?

You don't understand.

I'm changing.

I seem to have different needs now.

Well, I can help you in that department too.

That's very sweet of you.

But I already have a boyfriend.

In fact, I was on my way to meet him when you saw me.

And I was hoping you and I could get it on tonight.

I'm sorry.

You see,

I'm engaged.

Who's the lucky sucker?

He's not one of us.

You got yourself a straight mate.

Your grandpa's going to do some suckin' on him.

Yeah, he's going to turn his toenails...

purple.

Now that's trouble, baby.

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Bitten By the Love Bug") ♪

I was afraid you wouldn't show.

No chance of that ever happening.

♪ Bitten by the love bug ♪

♪ Bitten by the love bug, bitten by the love bug ♪

Hi, Jim. When did you get back, baby?

- What? - I said, when did you get back?

Yesterday.

I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Nocturna, Brenda.

Hello. - Hi, honey.

Come on, let's dance.

Come on!

♪ Bitten by the love bug, bitten by the love bug ♪

♪ You'll love me tonight, love me tonight ♪

♪ Bitten by the love bug, bitten by the love bug ♪

♪ I'm gonna be alright, gonna be alright ♪

♪ (percussion solo) ♪

♪ (percussion solo continues) ♪

♪ Bitten by the love bug, bitten by the love bug ♪

♪ Bitten by the love bug, bitten by the love bug ♪

♪ Love me tonight, love me tonight ♪

(applause)

Watch - watch what I'm doing.

Okay.

Like that. Did you get that?

- Just try it. - I'll try it.

It takes time.

Do it again.

Now, breathe it in.

Come on, dimbo.

Wait a second.

I'll tell you my secret.

I'm the granddaughter of Count Dracula and I'm a vampire.

And I'm forced to seek out victims

to satisfy my craving for human blood.

When I dance,

I become transformed!

This is fantastic grass.

Good evening.

Oh, you naughty, impetuous boy.

You should know better than to enter a lady's boudoir without knocking.

Well, I didn't.

Oh, never mind.

You just have a seat.

I'll slip into something a little less dressy.

Please don't.

This is not a social visit.

Oh, then why are you here?

I'm here with The Master on a mission.

The Master!?

You don't mean... - I do mean.

Oh, why, you old bloodsucker, you!

What brings you here?

My granddaughter, Nocturna, has run off with some meandering minstrel.

Some vagrant vocalist.

I've come to take her back.

I assume she'd come to see you.

Yes, she's staying here.

Oh, she is a lovely girl.

And what a time she's having.

Is she with that musician?

Yes.

And they're in love.

Isn't that wonderful?

No, it is not.

That's why I've come to take her back where she belongs.

Oh, but she's so happy.

Remember how it used to be with us?

I'll never forget the summer of '88.

Just the two of us in the graveyard every night.

Hmm.

You were something else in those days.

Enough of this romantic diversion.

I'm determined to retrieve my granddaughter.

Tell me where she is.

No.

I will not tell.

Oh, I think you will.

Now,

tell me where they are.

I believe

they're at Jimmy's apartment.

What's the address?

She wrote it on a pad.

Over there.

Theodore!

Get it and go to that address.

I don't care what you do with the boy.

But if you so much as scratch my granddaughter

you'll never live to see another full moon.

I'll wait here in case Nocturna returns.

It takes so long.

Will he never croak?

Is he trying to outlive me?

Shall I never be master here?

How much longer must I wait

and wait and wait and dream and plot?

How much longer?

Until the cows come home to roost or what?

Master, I must be.

Then I can take by force what I cannot win by my good looks.

Nocturna,

and the hotel.

Now, my handsome young stud,

my eager, beaver, busy, body lover boy -

now, I call the tune to which you will dance,

and the tune will be "The Dance of Death"!

Yes, sirree.

♪ Kiss me another, kiss me another, kiss me another kiss ♪

Tonight I'll serve the master

a very special kind of Transylvanian borscht:

Sweet and sour.

Good and hot.

Klatsch & knödel.

That should finish him off!

You betcha!

Hallelujah!

I'm so glad Nocturna fell for such a big, husky,

healthy, obnoxious imbecile.

The borscht will be just right!

Ha ha!

Death to the young.

Death to the strong.

Death to the happy.

Long live death.

Go away, filth!

Oh!

Go to hell!

I think you're making a great mistake.

I know what's best for my granddaughter.

What happened?

Forgive me, master.

I've failed!

Well, if you want something done right these days, you have to do it yourself.

Go away and clean up.

You're a mess!

All right.

Where is she?

Or must I force you to tell me again?

No, that won't be necessary.

I'm quite sure she's at the disco, but please -

don't force her to return with you.

She deserves a chance.

I wish you could see how happy she is.

Show me.

All right.

But I want you to act in a calm and natural manner.

And don't fly into one of your rages.

Oh, you remember?

I remember a lot of things.

You old bat.

♪ (Heaven 'N' Hell Orchestra's "Whatcha Gonna Do") ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ Oh, baby, my love don't have no rhyme ♪

♪ You see, it's constant, all the time ♪

♪ I'll give you lovin' when you need ♪

♪ My love is so good you just can't speak ♪

Wait now.

♪ Now, when you told me that I don't care ♪

♪ I started thinkin' you're just not right ♪

♪ Better get your head, girl, right into gear... ♪

Hello, granddaughter.

Grandpa, what are you doing here?

You shouldn't have come.

Is this your young man?

Please, Grandpa.

Leave him alone.

Stop.

You promised to behave.

Silence, woman!

You had your little fling.

I'm getting you back to Transylvania - tonight!

I'm not going back!

Ah, we'll see about that!

Come on, Drac, baby. Let's shake a leg!

Enough of this folderol, you sentimental suction pump!

(music stops)

Now, either you will go with me or I'll destroy this young man.

Don't hurt him.

I'll go back.

Good.

Tradition will be served.

You'll go back to the old ways and live the life of a vampire.

(music resumes)

♪ If you don't know where you're goin' ♪

♪ You can see where we're showing ♪

♪ Can you hear just where we're goin'? ♪

What happened?

Where's Nocturna?

She's left with her grandfather.

I've got to stop him.

You can't.

He's a vampire.

He'll destroy you.

I don't care.

I love her.

I understand.

I'll help you.

A vampire crying?

You're a disgrace.

I wouldn't advise that.

That old deadbeat.

He used to pull that stuff when I knew him 300 years ago.

Where'd he go?

Back to Transylvania, I hope.

Well, he won't get away from me this time.

Are you all right?

Yes.

Now that I'm with you.

Hey, I've got a wild idea.

Why don't we stay up all night and see the sunrise?

I've never seen a sunrise.

Yeah, but you know how dangerous that is.

Oh, I'm sure it's gonna be all right.

I love you.

Long... lost.

Well, as long as there is death, there is hope.

It's been so long.

I don't think I know how anymore.

Oh, don't be silly.

You haven't forgotten.

Why, it's like riding a bicycle - once you learn,

you never forget.

Well, let me get my leg back in.

♪ (Jay Siegel's "Why Do Lovers Come Together") ♪

♪ When I think of you ♪

♪ I thank the stars ♪

♪ As dreams come true ♪

♪ Seems like yesterday ♪

♪ When we first made it ♪

♪ You looked my way ♪

♪ There were times I was confused about you, dear, ♪

♪ Baby, there were days I needed you, but you couldn't be near ♪

♪ Why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why do people care about each other? ♪

♪ Tell me, why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why did we two know there was no other? ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Why, why? ♪

♪ Why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why do people care about each other? ♪

♪ Tell me, why do lovers come together? ♪

♪ Why did we two know there was no other? ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Why, why? ♪

SUBTITLES BY ELECTRA MORDINSON

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