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I knew you two would hit it off.

Mira, the new rug is to die for!

Oh, it's just a little something Liam and I picked up in Bali.

My love, it's your office. They say it's urgent.

I'm sorry, folks.

Occupational hazard

when you're running a fortune 500 company.

Mira! Thank goodness you're here!

We tried to handle it, but we needed you.

Alright, I'm here to handle the problem.

Tell me everything.

What's that noise?

Probably another problem only you can fix.

And back to real life we go.

Morning!

Really?

Out in a jiff!

Morning. Whoa-whoa!

Did you get any sleep last night?

The most successful people exist on minimal sleep...

Oprah, Obama, the Dalai Lama...

that's how you become the CEO of a fortune 500 company.

Yeah, pretty sure the Dalai Lama isn't the CEO of anything.

I'm pretty sure he could, if he wanted to.

Speaking of.

CEO alert.

Good morning.

I'm gonna be her someday.

I don't doubt it for a second.

The lightning could strike at any moment,

and I will be ready.

Speaking of, did you get your proposal finished?

I did, now I just need Michael to consider it.

If he likes my idea,

then everything I've been preparing for

could come to fruition.

Lightning.

Exactly! And with my big ideas

and your brilliant design skills...

yeah, about that.

There's something I need to tell you.

I accepted a job at our friends. I'm leaving your page.

Jonah! You're the best graphic artist we've got.

You can't go to our biggest competitors.

April fool's.

Do not do that to me.

Come on.

I'm just having a little fun with you.

Fun? You just gave me a heart attack.

April fool's is hazardous to our health

and, for the good of mankind,

it should be abolished.

Relax. I would never go to our friends.

Their interface requires

a two-step authentication process

just to respond to a post.

No, thank you. User-unfriendly.

Alright. You are forgiven.

But I will say,

I'm ready for April 2nd.

What is your aversion to April fool's day?

Silly jokes are not going to get me to the executive suite.

I prefer to stay on-track.

Right. Because there's a lightning storm coming.

Okay, people. Listen up.

Due to the economy,

advertisers are searching for the next big website,

so we need to come up with some innovative ways

to attract new users

who will make your page their only social media site.

Now, the advertisers have assured us,

if we build it, they will come.

Now, I want you all to take a good look

at our web page,

and think about how we can make it stand out

against the competition.

I want you all to come up with three ideas

by this afternoon.

No, check that. Three good ideas.

Like he'll listen to them anyway.

That's your cue.

Why are we still standing here, people? Let's go.

Movement makes action!

Come on, he was practically begging

for your idea.

But he's notorious for asking for input

and then ignoring it.

I have been working on this for months,

Jonah, I have to time this out right.

Okay.

Okay. Who is this person standing next to me?

'Cause the Mira I know

has envisioned her perfect life

and would not stop until she gets it.

Hmm.

I added a drawing to the cube.

For luck.

I absolutely love all of your drawings,

but this one might be my all-time favorite.

It might be worth something someday.

I know it will,

and when "Peggy the tidy pig" sells a million copies,

I'll sell this cube on eBay and retire.

Getting your children's book published

is like trying to catch lightening in a bottle.

I'll send my book out...

When it's ready, someday.

"Someday" is right now, Jonah.

You got to be prepared for your lightning storm, too.

You think Dr. Seuss said "someday?"

Maurice Sendak?

The guy who wrote the book

about the awful kid who destroyed the tree?

- Shel Silverstein. - Yeah, that guy.

I bet he was ready for his big opportunity.

You're right.

I'm gonna finish "Peggy" and send it out.

Do I get to hear the story yet?

No. Not until it's done.

But I'm close.

Well, I love the artwork. Now finish.

And what about you, huh?

You're ready.

Go tell Michael your big idea.

Right now.

Alright.

Ahem. Alright!

I'm going.

You got this.

You should just tell her how you feel, man.

She has to know.

I mean... We all do.

Here's what our site looks like now.

And... here is what it will look like.

A new interface?

A new design that pulls

info from up to three different websites

and compiles it all here on the person's your page profile.

Hang on one sec.

Okay, go.

Whether it's a dating website, or business networking,

or pictures of what you ate for dinner,

it's all now in once place,

on our site.

We're the only place people will ever need to log in.

Sounds... innovative.

I like it. But long-term, okay?

We need to beef up ad sales today,

and I think design change like this is just...

- Too radical. - Radical, yes...

but it gives us a huge edge over the competition.

Listen, Mira, I love your passion.

Okay? And...

Well, between you and I, I suspect that

I will be in a position

to affect some serious change around here

in the very near future.

VP of creative development?

Yeah. She should be announcing

that promotion for yours truly this week.

So, look, just sit tight, okay?

Know that your effort is not going unnoticed.

Thank you. And I have many more details in my report.

I'll just leave it right here for you.

And maybe you can talk to Erin?

She says she always wants to hear everyone's ideas.

Yeah, I'll, uh, give it a read,

and when I get a moment, I'll discuss it with Erin.

Thank you so much.

Oh, hang on a sec. Michael Collier.

Yeah, just give me a second.

You're going to love it!

Okay. Good!

Howard! How is London?

I'm telling you, sis.

Maybe Michael's reading it right now.

Maybe, when I get back from lunch...

My whole life will change

and I can earn enough money and get my own place.

I thought you loved living with Brooke.

I also think I'd love my own bathroom more,

and we've been living together since the dorm.

I just think it might be time for me to...

Grow up, be my own person,

and then you and I can both have perfect lives.

You know, life would be so much easier

if we all lived

in this fantasy world of yours.

My life is not perfect, Mira.

Please. You are the head of your division,

your husband is adorable, your house is a dream,

and even your dog is to die for.

I'm not buying it.

You know what?

There's someone I want you to meet.

I do not need to be set up.

Just hear me out, okay?

He's manly, he's strong, he's a little bit hairy,

but he's a healthy eater,

and I think you two would be super-compatible.

April fool's!

What is it about this day

that turns perfectly sane people into fifth-graders?

Okay, seriously,

there is this guy that I want you to meet.

Oh, no, thank you. The gorilla and I are just fine.

He gets me.

Look how cute he is.

That's... That's not the guy.

You don't always know.

I mean, it took me eight dates to know with Brett.

Sometimes, I still don't know.

Okay, you don't have to try and make me feel better.

I will find my guy and live the dream, too.

And besides, I can't go tonight anyway.

It's fondue night

and "Shelly's looking for love" with the girls,

and Brooke and I are hosting.

Okay, so you would rather watch a TV show

where some girl dates 25 fame-seekers

than meet one amazing guy in real life?

I know what I want,

and I refuse to settle for anything less.

You know, your fantasy life

is really starting to get in the way of your actual life.

Maybe if your life was less perfect,

you'd understand.

Mira.

Just the girl I was been looking for.

Listen. I need you to drop off another box

at the corporate townhouse.

Okay? The messenger service is backed right up,

and this out-of-town programmer needs it today.

Now, he won't be there,

so just let yourself in and leave it in the living room.

You still got the key from yesterday?

Oh. Yeah. Sure.

Great!

Good. I knew I could count on you,

and like I said before,

your cooperation is not going unnoticed, okay?

Ah!

Oh, my god.

I am so sorry. Let me help you.

It's you. I know you.

The city SCE article?

I read it last night.

My one and only claim to fame.

I... what can I say?

It's good for business.

But i-i... I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Did I hurt you?

It's fine, really.

I'm... I’m... I'm fine.

Well, it's not fine.

I wasn't watching where I was walking,

which is just not very gentlemanly of me at all.

What is it they say

in those public service announcements?

Don't text and walk?

Well, if they... if they don't say that,

they probably should.

Obviously, I'm a terrible hazard.

Oh, go ahead, take that.

I'll clean the rest of this up.

I got it.

It's just my sister

relentlessly trying to control my life.

It's not important.

Very well, then.

Liam Henderson.

Mira Simon.

Mira Simon.

Very nice to run into you. Literally.

So, uh, what's the big hurry?

Can I ask you

an odd favor that might run the risk

of you thinking I'm a complete lunatic?

It's just to get my sister off my back.

W-Well, yes. Obviously, now I'm intrigued.

Can I take a picture of you and me?

That's the favor? The picture?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, of course. Sure. Let's show your sister.

Let me see.

Yeah, that looks good. I like that.

Will you send it to me?

If you... if you really want it.

Do you... do you really want it?

I really want it.

Okay.

And thanks...

For your help.

My pleasure. My pleasure.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Hey!

Don't forget. You text me.

Maybe this'll put an end to your meddling.

April fool's, Sophie.

April fool's day can be kind of fun!

Someday.

"Shelly looks for love."

Hey, I'm Sam.

I'm bachelor number one, apparently...

What is Shelly wearing?

Is that a dress

or an ice capades costume?

I'll get my fondue pot when we're ready

to move on to the chocolate.

Oh, I love this.

Kelsea in the same building as us?

It's like the dorms all over again.

Um... I have something...

To tell you.

I'm moving out.

Where?

What am I gonna do without my roommate?

Here. It's my perfect place.

Sleek lines, beautifully designed,

washer and dryer, in the place.

Well, it's everything you've ever dreamed of in a house.

How on earth can you afford that?

I can't.

April fool's!

Oh!

Okay, good,

because I can't afford to move there with you,

and I love us.

Someday, though. Someday.

Um... who is this?

He was profiled in city beat.

Yes, he was.

That's Liam, my dream man,

but that was just an April fool's joke on...

on Sophie.

But he did ask me to text him the picture,

so I thought we'd be married by Friday,

but then he never replied.

My dream man hath forsaken me.

And there she is again! She's relentless!

It's from Jonah.

He says, "you'd better get some sleep tonight."

Come on.

Who needs sleep? It's April fool's, fool.

Okay, write back, "my idea was a hit,

and I am now the head of the department."

Bam! Now, that's how you do an April fool's joke.

Hold the elevator.

Thank you.

Oh! Hello, Mira.

Good morning.

Uh-oh.

I think we might be stuck.

No. We can't be stuck.

If we're stuck,

I might panic. I don't want to panic.

I don't want to panic.

I want to stay really... ...Really calm.

I don't want to be trapped

in this 20-square-foot metal box of death.

Okay, we're... we're not stuck.

We're just, um... We're just not moving,

but, uh, but we will. We will soon.

So just... just keep breathing

and relax.

This opens the solar plexus

and improves circulation.

Now take deep breaths... Into your abdomen.

You're good at this.

People tell me I'm calming.

Calming.

And if Michael did read my proposal,

I'll never know,

because we're gonna live in here forever

and ever and ever.

What proposal are you talking about?

Oh. Michael's gonna show it to you

when he has a moment.

I think.

I hope.

Well, we're here now.

I am a captive audience.

Why don't you show me?

And it all shows up on our newsfeed.

There's more details in this report.

We're moving.

Alex?

Schedule the corporate meeting for 3:00?

Mira? A pleasure.

She said nothing. No reaction.

Was it presumptuous of me to show her?

I mean, she asked,

but maybe I should've waited for Michael.

Mira, opportunity knocked and you were ready.

Do you think Bill Gates

would've waited for Michael?

Would Zuckerberg? Would Branson?

You're right.

I just hope I didn't mess up.

And, obviously, that text I sent you

was an April fool's joke.

Well, it wasn't that far-fetched.

Mira, your idea is good.

Yeah, well, I hope I didn't just secure myself

a future in our cubicle forever.

Doesn't sound so bad.

Uh, hi...

What are you doing here?

Hi. I was just leaving you a note.

Uh, you forgot this.

Fortunately,

your company name was on it, so you were easy to find.

Thank you for returning it.

Okay, I have a confession to make.

Uh, that is not the only reason that I'm here.

It's the picture that you sent me.

You see, I keep looking at it,

and, finally, I realized,

I've got to take this girl out to dinner,

and I happen to know a great place.

I mean, not right now.

It's just, like, 2:00 in the afternoon,

but, uh, Friday night?

I would like that.

Great. Well, I'll... I'll call you then.

- Great! - Okay.

Hi.

Hey.

Thank you for your Patience.

I know I promised a new state of the company

a little earlier,

but I had a very exciting morning.

Seems like theses days,

a new social networking site pops up,

and we've got to stay ahead of the curve.

You've been waiting for me to announce

the new VP of creative development...

I'm ready to do that right now.

That person is...

Mira Simon.

What?

Mira brought us

some wonderful new ideas

we'll be implementing on the website,

pending board approval.

Oh, that's nice. Good for you.

You've been on my radar for some time.

I had no idea.

Your idea is great.

You know, every decision that I've made

that's gotten me where I am today

is based on my own good judgement.

I don't make mistakes.

So don't break that streak.

Alright. This is your new office.

You'll want to brief yourself before the board.

The information's all in these boxes,

and I can have them shipped to your house.

These boxes would require at least 200 square feet,

and I'm about 50 short.

Very small apartment, with a very particular roommate.

Makes that elevator we weren't stuck in

look like Versailles.

Oh. Well, the corporate townhouse

is available as of tomorrow.

We could move you in there, if you like.

Seriously?

You're part of the executive staff now,

and we're going to triple your salary.

Tri... triple?

You'll just have to get used to it.

Now I've got to jump on a conference call.

If you have any questions, just talk to Alex.

And by the way...

Thank you for showing grace under pressure today.

Wow.

You played an April fool's joke and it actually came true.

Not just one joke. Three!

Jonah, lightning struck.

And then again. And again!

The guy and the job and the house?

I just got everything I've ever wanted,

all in one day.

This is the office of Mira Simon,

executive in charge of everything.

It's president of the Internet calling.

He must speak with you right away.

I'm sorry, I do not have the time.

We're creating a new interface here.

I'm sorry. She's busy. We're creating an interface.

Can you believe this is happening?

Oh, and to top it all off,

I have a date with a gorgeous restaurateur on Friday.

Everything a girl could ask for.

Okay, you take your idea before the board on the 23rd,

which gives us about three weeks.

We can start prepping as soon

as I get back from London, on Tuesday.

Okay. I'll have all my materials for you.

Good.

You'll want to brief your team about the new interface.

They'll need to know what's coming.

Pending board approval, of course.

You're the new head of creative now,

so you'll be running the staff meeting.

They'll be looking to you for direction.

Wow. Looking to me for direction.

Are you up to this?

Yes! I-i-I've watched Michael run dozens.

I can do this.

I know you can.

I've got faith in you.

You got a second?

Anything for you, boss.

Look. I-I know this is awkward,

and I was...

I was as surprised as you were by the promotion, but...

I want you to know that I... I value your experience,

and I'm going to need you.

And I hope that we can come together

and do what's best for the company.

I already talked to Erin about it,

and don't worry, it's not my first rodeo.

I'll pull my weight.

I'm not worried that you won't.

I just don't want this

to make things too uncomfortable.

Too late. The discomfort is inevitable.

You won. I lost.

We live with it,

we co-exist, we get the job done.

Okay, then.

Okay.

Good talk.

Ah.

Living room. Obviously.

I would leave you for this place, too.

And the kitchen is this way.

Wait!

I have to prepare you, before we go in.

I have a dishwasher.

Oh! Every day I have to go without a dishwasher,

my soul dies a little.

I feel the same way about a bathtub.

I have two of those.

Mira, it's all happening!

This new job, your date tomorrow,

this incredible house.

Well, you guys are more than welcome

to stay with me any time.

I'll be the consummate host.

It's gorgeous.

It's just so far uptown.

Yeah, it took us three trains

and a six-block walk to get here.

It'll take me two hours to get to work.

But we will come out and visit all the time.

We'll watch Shelly here, we'll have our fondue nights.

You won't be able to get rid of us.

We promise.

Well, if only

to take a bath.

Show us to the tubs?

And since your page pulls the information

from your three favorite sites onto our web page...

whether it's business, dating,

or the place where you post

the billionth picture of your kids...

it opens us up to new users.

And that's the new, um, your page.

And lucky for me,

I have the best team in the business

right here in this room.

When is the board meeting?

We have a couple weeks to prep,

so we'll hit the ground running when Erin returns next week,

and I will need all of your help.

We're here for you, Mira.

Whatever you need.

Thank you.

And for the next meeting,

I'd love for each of you to pitch three ideas

for the new design.

And I want you to know that my door is always open,

we're in this together,

and I cannot wait to get started.

You're not going to believe this.

Well, after everything that's happened,

I will believe just about anything.

My business cards came in.

Mira Simon, VP creative development.

I am really proud of you.

Only, uh, you don't exactly look like

a VP of creative development,

more like a hobo who just walked out of a yoga class.

And you have nothing to wear for this date tonight.

I know, it's bad.

And I've worn the same pants every day this week,

but they're all I have other than jeans, Sophie.

Hmm. You know, Mira.

It's time to take off the floaties

and get some real clothes.

Some executive clothes.

Wow! I'm an executive now.

Mm-hmm.

It's like, one night, I fell asleep,

and woke up the next morning,

and my big opportunity just dropped in my lap.

It couldn't be more perfect.

For the zillionth time,

there is no such thing as perfect.

Liam seems pretty perfect to me.

He has a flaw, Mira. Everybody does.

Fine. I will let you know the second I find one,

which I probably never will.

Alright. Ninja shopping time.

You have one hour to buy a dress.

My treat. Congratulations on becoming such a big-shot.

Thank you, soph.

Your restaurant is so beautiful.

I've been wanting to try it

since I read about it,

and I love

that you named it after your grandmother.

Well, I actually got my love of food

from grandma Millie.

That is so sweet.

Well, coincidentally, "sweet" is the rule here at Millicent's.

Everybody here has to have dessert,

because grandma Millie lives for dessert.

Well, that and her grandkids.

My sister has already given her a great-grandchild,

so I guess I've got to get on the ball here and catch up.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Mm.

Well, we opened three years ago,

and I feel very lucky that it's this successful.

It's... perfect.

I'm sorry. Would you mind excusing me for just one minute?

Sure.

Here we go.

Oh, he picked the menu himself.

I bet he brings all the girls here, right?

Between you and me,

you're the first date I've seen him bring here.

He must really like you.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

Sorry about that.

One of our regulars.

I just wanted to say a quick hello.

You know, repeat business

has been so much the key to our success here.

It's so important that my customers know that I care.

Mm.

Millie's famous crab cakes.

They smell delicious.

Well, you're gonna love 'em.

Mm.

And the water was... was crystal-clear blue,

like nothing I've ever seen in my life.

In that moment,

I swore that I would go back to Bali one day.

Bali...

Yeah. You'd love it.

It's... it's so peaceful there.

I think you should go with me the next time.

You just met me!

I have very good people instincts.

Also, I don't really believe in accidents,

so when a beautiful, charming woman

comes from out of nowhere and sweeps me off my feet...

literally...

I can't just sit back and do nothing.

I want to see you again.

Tomorrow.

Or the next day.

No, I wanna see you

tomorrow and the next day.

Oh, I have to go.

My personal shopper has arrived.

Bye. Hi!

Hi.

You're not done?

I'm sorry, I got distracted by Liam.

Did you find his flaw yet?

No.

But I'll keep looking for it, if it'll make you happy.

Well, don't get me wrong.

I don't want him to have a flaw, I just know that he does.

Come on, hurry up.

There is nothing I love more

than spending other people's money.

Did you get your first executive paycheck yet?

Just this morning.

Well, kiss it goodbye.

How did I ever let you

talk me into buying such an expensive scarf?

What's the message you want to send, Mira?

A $2.00 scarf from the street corner,

or a work of art

in power colors

that screams "success"?

I guess the second one.

Perception is everything.

Perception and confidence.

You are what you portray.

So...

Who do you want to be?

I want to be that girl.

But you're gonna have to teach me how to tie this.

The last piece of the puzzle is in.

You're now the person you've always dreamt of being.

Hang up your yoga pants, baby sis,

because there is a new Mira in town.

I see a lot changed while I was in London.

I went shopping.

I see that.

Mira, we've got to open big with the board.

We won't have their attention long,

so I thought we'd begin by saying

that we're the first company to do something like this,

which is already a big win.

And they won't think it's weird

that a lower-level project manager

is now running this redesign?

You are no longer a lower-level executive.

You gotta stop thinking of yourself as one.

You're right.

William Cuddy. He always looks angry.

That's just his natural state,

but he volunteers with rescue dogs on the weekends.

- Holly... - "Heidi."

Heidi! Heidi Saxton.

Smart as a whip, tough as nails.

She'll ask all the hard questions.

Shoot.

I can't remember this guy.

Blaine bannister.

Blaine bannister.

His father made a killing

when front source went public.

He knows nothing about tech,

but doesn't want us to know that

and he is a definite "yes" for us.

Uh, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting!

And I know today you were gonna present your ideas,

but Erin and I have been so crazed

with board meeting prep,

so today's meeting will be abbreviated.

But I-I am excited to hear all of your ideas,

so hold onto whatever you've come up with,

and we'll go over it soon.

Do you need any help with anything?

Thanks, but...

I think I've got it.

So you all just keep doing what you're doing

and we'll regroup tomorrow.

Okay?

Thanks.

Ad sales sent over some logos

so we can use real ads on the web page prototype.

Liam.

I lost track of time.

I tried calling.

It's on vibrate. I'm... I'm sorry.

No, no, I'm so sorry for-for interrupting your work.

Should... should we cancel?

Um...

No. You go.

I'll keep at it.

You can approve it when you get back.

Okay. I'll come back right after dinner.

Yeah.

How does a burger sound?

I've been craving one all day.

Actually, I've got reservations for us

at white lotus.

White lotus? I heard that place is impossible to get into.

I might know a guy.

I don't know if I have time for that.

Jonah and I are right in the middle of this proposal.

Listen, it'll take a tad longer than a burger,

but I promise to have you back here

before you know it.

What do you say?

Thanks, Jonah.

Thank you.

Ahem.

Wow. That was, like, the seventh thing they brought out.

Well, it's a... it's a 16-course tasting menu.

16 courses.

Oh. You're not kidding?

16 delicious courses.

Wow.

Ahem.

Mm.

Monkfish-liver cream with black sea bream caviar

and toasted wild chanterelles.

Mm.

Do you think I could just get a burger?

Oh. She's joking.

I knew you'd love it.

Listen, Liam, this is amazing,

and each dish is as beautiful as the last,

but I left Jonah at work and...

I feel guilty!

Oh, well, you shouldn't feel guilty, Mira.

You... you deserve this.

It's really sweet that you care so much,

but this is taking way longer than I thought it would.

I thought you'd love it.

You know, there's a year waiting list

to get into this place. I just wanted to surprise you.

Uh, no, it's-it's... It's amazing,

I just wish I wasn't so distracted

by the time it's taking.

I have so much to do back at the office.

Mira, you work hard. Let me spoil you.

Thank you, Liam.

That's...

A really sweet thought,

and I'd love for you spoil me

after the board meeting.

You know, it can't all be work, work, work.

You have to give yourself time to enjoy life, too.

Look, we only have a few more courses left,

so let's just

savor the moment together.

I'm back, sleepy-head.

How was dinner?

Does white lotus even serve burgers?

Not even close.

I'm sorry that took so long.

Hey, you know, it's okay.

Gave me time to finish the first round of mock-ups.

Let me show you.

I like the background continuing

through all the pages.

It's nice continuity.

Erin? William Cuddy's office called.

He needs to move the board presentation up to Friday.

You mean the day- after-tomorrow Friday?

We were supposed to have two more weeks.

Can... can... can he do that?

He can.

He just did. Thanks, Alex.

Erin?

Yeah... yeah.

Michael, I need you to run the advertiser numbers

on Ridge software, and get those to me a.S.A.P.

- Will do. - Thank you.

Oh, wait, Mira, actually,

I had an idea that I wanted to run by you.

After the board meeting.

No, but this might help with that.

Seriously, Michael.

Anything after Friday, I'm all ears. Okay?

Right.

Hey.

You're ready.

I'm nervous. My mind is spinning.

Distract me. Tell me a story.

You need to sleep.

Okay, then tell me

a boring story.

Okay, I've got this new one

I've been working on.

You can tell me what you think.

Once upon a time, there was this...

Frog, but he really wanted to be...

a prince!

No!

An accountant. He wanted to be an accountant.

You said boring.

Do you want me to tell the story or not?

Please? Okay, I promise.

I won't... I will not interrupt.

Ironically,

this frog had a huge amount of credit card debt...

Are you ready?

Maybe you should do this.

I've only had three days.

I'd never put anybody in front of the board

that wasn't ready.

You will be great.

And I'll be with you every step of the way.

Welcome.

I'm excited to present a new innovation, uh,

a new way... innovation... uh...

The way we communicate via social networking.

We are looking

at a three-fold site that allows our members

to combine their favorite websites,

and here's how it works.

And we strongly believe

that, in this day and age of instant gratification,

we have created the perfect definition

of "one-stop shopping."

Excellent.

You've given us a lot to discuss.

We'll talk and get back to you later today.

And if you've got questions, you know where to find me.

Thanks so much for coming.

No news.

They said they'd call yesterday and still no word.

I'm sure you did great, Mir.

I bet you'll hear first thing Monday morning.

That reminds me. I have to talk to marketing

before their staff meeting on Monday morning.

Mira? Can you put the work down?

We came all the way here to be with you,

not you and your computer.

I'm sorry. Just one more minute, okay?

This is Mira.

Oh, hi. Yes. I have those numbers for you right here.

Just give me just a second to pull them up.

It's 8:00,

and yet, somehow, I knew you'd still be here.

Waiting. Wishing. Hoping.

Well, nothing drowns sorrow better than buffalo sauce.

I brought wings.

You always know exactly what I need.

Yeah.

No news is bad news, Jonah.

It's been four days.

I had the fantasy in my grasp and I think I blew it.

Bye-bye, view.

Farewell, townhouse.

Maybe the board

hasn't had a chance to vote on it yet.

Maybe we should go to a movie.

Take your mind off things.

Erin.

Thumbs up. Approved.

They're planning a big launch.

Press, stockholders,

the whole shebang.

Are you ready for this?

I've never been more ready for anything in my life!

Good. Because now you get to show everybody

what Mira Simon really is made of.

Thank you so much!

We're in!

Yes!

Oh! Congratulations!

Thank you!

Hey! So my friend,

who's a tech designer at our friends,

just told me they're launching their site.

That's not news.

Everyone knows they're redoing their web site.

Yeah, but tomorrow night,

they're giving a sneak peek to the press and employees

two weeks before the site rolls out.

You got a press pass?

No, but I am quite resourceful.

- And so are you. - Oh, we're going!

Yeah, we are.

- Hi, Susan. - Hello.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

You should just tell her how you feel.

I mean... She has to know.

We all do.

I'm sorry I had to move our dinner to this early.

I just gotta try and get a jump

on the competition tonight.

Hey, we're at Millicent's.

Might as well eat when Millie eats.

Liam, I can tell

that you're less than thrilled by the demands of my job,

but I have to tell you,

I have been waiting

my whole life for this to happen,

and it finally did.

This is my moment.

Understood.

Well, you can focus on that, then,

I, on the other hand, will be your steward of fun.

I've got big plans for us, Mira.

I promised to you that you'd enjoy your life,

and I meant that.

That all sounds great, Liam,

but we can take our time.

We're not going anywhere.

Mm.

This steak is incredible.

Ancient family recipe.

Well, darling, don't ask the owner

for any of Millie's recipes,

I hear he's quite stingy with them.

I also think he's hiding a lot of other secrets, too.

Wh... why would you say that?

I don't have any secrets from you, Mira.

Of course not!

I'm teasing you.

- Oh! - I'm just playing around.

Okay, okay.

But all... all jokes come from somewhere.

I'm being goofy. Okay?

Okay.

I hear you.

But if you ever want to ask me anything,

just ask.

I honestly have no secrets from you, Mira.

None.

Eat up.

Hi. Names?

It's, um, Raylene.

Smith.

From accounting.

This is my husband. Earl.

Earl... uh... Your name's not on the list.

Again?

They always do this.

They always forget about accounting.

Always!

Oh...

Hey...

No. Oh...

don't do that.

Could you check again, please?

It's, uh, Raylene.

R-a-

y-l-i-n-e?

Oh. Here you are.

Oh!

I'm sorry about that, guys.

- Have a good night. - Thank you.

Really? Earl?

Who else would Raylene be married to?

After you, Raylene.

Come on, it's a party!

- Try and enjoy yourself. - It's work!

It's a work party!

We need to blend.

Come on, let's dance. That's an order.

Ugh!

Oh, country music?

We hate country music, but...

Earl and Raylene love it!

They do?

Yes! They do.

Remember, we're undercover.

Earl, Raylene. Hi!

Success! A good spy always blends.

I feel like James Bond.

Espionage...

A beautiful girl on my arm.

Hey, I'm more than arm-candy, mister.

I know! You're the brains. I'm the brawn.

We make a good team.

Like Batman and Robin. Sherlock and Watson.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Didn't Mr. and Mrs. Smith try to kill each other?

- Yes... - Mm-hmm?

But...

There was love there.

Alright, alright!

DJ, if you could turn down the music a little bit.

How's everybody doing tonight?

I'm sorry to interrupt the fiesta,

but I just wanted to say,

I am so proud to be here this evening

to present the brand-new our friends.

This is gonna show our competition

that we are here to stay.

You hear that, your page?

Ladies and gentlemen,

due to all your hard work,

may I present the new our friends.

This website is gonna pull information

from up to three independent websites,

and compile it together, right here...

that looks incredibly similar to our site.

That's because it's exactly what we're doing.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, enough talk!

Let's get this party started! Yeah!

Look, sometimes,

different people come up

with the same idea at the same time.

Like that year

where the two asteroid movies came out,

or that other year,

the Truman Capote movies came out.

So what if it's a coincidence?

We can't launch our site now.

We'll look like we're copying them.

This is so bad, Jonah.

I have to find Erin.

What if our friends stole our idea?

What if there's a leak in the company?

Nobody stole our idea

and there is no conspiracy.

We got scooped. That's all.

How are you so calm about this?

It's not the first time it's happened to me,

and it won't be the last.

You have to be first and we weren't.

So, what... what do we do?

We just... repackage.

What, you mean like a new design?

Exactly.

A new, innovative design

that hasn't been seen in social media before.

On Monday morning, we will regroup,

and come up with design ideas

that will make our friends' site

look like it came out of the dark ages.

We're gonna come up with something amazing.

I'm just happy I have an artist like you on my team.

So is Erin.

You're our ace in the hole here, buddy.

I don't know about that.

We can do this, Mira.

It's not just me.

I have faith in us.

And, uh...

Just when it seems like all hope is lost,

we always come up with that magic idea

that saves the day.

Or finishes the book.

Or whatever it is we're working on.

You finished it?

It's just a prototype.

I sent it out to a few publishers last week.

Just to put some feelers out.

So let's, uh, get started on this design, shall we?

Oh, no. We have all night,

and you promised you'd tell me about Peggy

when it was ready.

So spill!

But see...

Peggy hates being messy,

but all her pig friends love slopping in the mud.

But Peggy refuses

because she has these big dreams

of moving away from the farm,

living with the monkeys,

who are obsessed with grooming.

She thinks the grass is greener in the jungle.

And much, much tidier.

Exactly.

So the pigs finally

convince Peggy to stop cleaning,

and slop around in the mud with the rest of them...

Just once.

And guess what?

She lets go

and she loves it.

So...

She abandons her fantasy,

and she realizes she can be happy exactly where she is.

She sounds adorable.

She's completely adorable.

Mira...

There's something I've wanted to tell you.

Mira?

Honey? I was knocking, but no one answered.

The door was open, so I...

Oh.

Hi.

When you said you were working,

I assumed you meant alone,

so I brought sustenance.

There's more than enough for three people.

So, then the sommelier said... oh, the wine expert...

he says to me in this very nasty tone,

"Liam, if you think the wines coming out

"of the Russian river valley

"even compare with

"what's coming out of the Loire valley right now,

then you are simply out of your mind."

Now, what's hilarious

is that I would never say that.

I mean, come on! Right?

But I had to let him go

because he said this in front of our customers,

which was completely unacceptable,

and finding a new sommelier on short notice

is nearly impossible.

But I did.

My point being,

in business, we all have setbacks.

In four years from now,

you won't even remember

that this happened with your competitor.

Are you sure that no one wants to try?

This is a very special '94 Bordeaux

from a very small vineyard just outside of Blaye.

I'm sure it's delicious,

but we really have a lot of work to do tonight,

and we need our heads to be clear.

Mm! This bouquet is amazing!

It hasn't even opened up yet,

and already I'm getting hints of

BlackBerry and-and...

Coffee, and...

Apricot!

Mm. That's lovely.

And these days,

when you are looking for a new chef,

you look no further

than the latest reality cooking show.

There are dozens of them.

This was so sweet of you.

I'm so glad you liked it.

But I-I really have to get back to work.

Mira and her work.

Hello?

Wow. Really?

Monday morning?

Uh, that's so soon.

No, it's... it's just that I’m... I'm kind of

on this important project at my current job.

Is there any way we might be able to...

No. You know what?

This is more important.

I have to get back to work.

If we move forward,

I'll be able to start work right away.

Fantastic.

I'll see you Monday morning.

Hey. You got a minute?

One.

Okay, um... look.

You know I think your idea for the site is great,

but that being said,

I think I may have found a potential engineering flaw

that could cause a site crash the moment we go live.

Could crash or will crash?

Well, it's... it's a hypothetical, but...

I'm sorry,

but I don't have time for hypotheticals.

I need a new design,

and we can't put this on Jonah's shoulders.

I need you to bring me concrete ideas, too. Okay?

Right. Of course.

It's just none of that matters if the site crashes.

Look, just read the report, okay?

It outlines

the potential problem and the fix.

Okay, just put it on my desk,

and I'll look at it when I get a minute.

Okay. Great.

Um...

- Sorry to interrupt. - Oh!

No, I was... Just leaving.

I'm so glad you're here. I need your artist brain.

I was looking

at the colleagues' networking website and on their interface...

can we talk?

Of course.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Um...

I'm great.

A publisher is buying my book.

The whole series, actually.

Jonah! I'm so happy for you!

And Peggy, too, of course.

Yeah...

What? What is it?

Well... I'm on a deadline.

Well, that's nothing new for you.

It seems like it's nothing but deadlines around here.

Mira...

I have to quit your page.

Is that another April fool's joke,

running behind schedule?

Because it's not funny.

I'm sorry to leave you in the lurch,

it's just...

Jonah, I... I need you.

No one is bringing me anything

and you're the best graphic artist we've got.

Jerry's just as good.

And Michael is creative.

It could be anybody.

Mira...

This is my dream.

You, of all people, should understand that.

Well, it's not gonna be the same around here

without you.

How much time do we have?

I can give you two days.

What's with you?

You've barely even touched your salad.

I just... I can't believe he's leaving me.

I mean, I'm happy for him,

but the timing could not be worse.

Oh...

What is happening with my life?

You got everything you wanted.

That's what's happening with your life.

Why do you think they never show

what happens to Cinderella after she rides off with the prince?

Because that's where real life begins.

I'm beginning to realize that.

Is your "perfect" life a little less perfect than you thought?

Okay, everyone,

Erin has entrusted me with a new design

for the site and I am not about

to let her down,

so give me what you've got.

Maybe we're not thinking broad enough

about who we market to.

Young people are not the only ones

online anymore.

- My grandmother... - none of that matters...

Susan, if we don't have a new page design.

Anyone else?

Well, uh, statistics matter.

Know your audience,

and you can give them exactly what they want.

I understand the importance of statistics.

Okay. I thought we were brainstorming.

We are,

but I'm just not hearing anything

that distinguishes us from our competitors.

Make-me-a-match.com just changed their colors,

and it looks amazing.

Okay, you're putting the cart before the horse, Jerry,

and we need to come up with a design first,

and then we can talk colors.

Listen up, everybody.

The our friends site is having a problem

handling their traffic ever since their launch.

Sees their server is crashing off and on,

and I understand the problem is in the engineering.

Now, not to revel in somebody else's misfortune,

but it does help salve the wounds

of being beaten to the punch.

We've got an opportunity here.

I want us to take it.

So, Mira,

give me everything you've got by morning.

Good luck, everybody.

You heard her... let's take an hour

and meet back here.

I want everything you've got.

Okay? Thank you.

It was all talk,

all that stuff about how lucky she is to have us on her team.

Now it's all "my team" and "I need ideas,"

like we're just incidental to her success.

What happened to her?

She knows what it's like not to be heard...

No, no, no...

Don't mind me. It's okay. I get it.

You know? I've been in your shoes.

But i-I've been in her shoes, too.

You'd think Mira would be different.

Yeah, but you know, in her defense,

when you're under that much pressure,

you get preoccupied.

It can be hard to listen

when it's not exactly what you need to hear.

It's like someone poured concrete in her ears.

Okay, you guys, let's...

let's cut her some slack, alright?

I mean, I was in management a lot longer than her

and, as we all know, I clearly never mastered it.

I don't know.

All she talks about is her,

so let her come up with a new design herself.

It's not like she needs us anyway.

Got a minute?

Yeah, I've got as many as you need.

So...

I overheard you guys talking.

Oh...

Right.

Look, they're frustrated

that you're not listening to their ideas.

You know what? You know what I think it is?

Sometimes, you... you need to...

To nurture the seed of an idea, to help it grow.

I mean, every idea has merit.

Everyone's contributing something.

It might not be

the magic solution that you're looking for,

but it's something, you know?

I mean, I even gave you a report predicting

the engineering problems that our friends had.

Have... have you read it?

I haven't had time.

We have three weeks

to come up with a completely new web design.

How did you manage with such a time crunch?

Clearly not very well.

And I lost the promotion of a lifetime

because I didn't listen to your idea.

I mean, you need to trust your people, okay?

The team is the engine that makes this car run.

This car has stalled, Michael.

Uh...

Then I'm not sure how to help, Mira.

Hello?

Hey, Mir...

Um, I'm sorry,

but we're not gonna be able

to make it to fondue night.

Oh... that's too bad.

I was really looking forward to reconnecting.

I've had a horrible day.

Aside from the fact that if we left right now,

we wouldn't even get there

until next Thursday...

it's not that far, you guys.

Actually, it kind of is,

but you wouldn't know that,

because you never come back here anymore.

I mean, you canceled on

the last two that we were hosting.

I know my schedule's been so crazy,

and I’m... I'm so sorry about that.

It's not just the schedule, Mir.

It's not fun and you're distracted.

Uh, look...

How about we reschedule for next week?

You can come to my place, here.

If you think you can make it.

I'll make it.

I promise.

One idea. I just need one idea.

Hello?

Hey. It's Sophie.

Hey.

Yeah, come on in.

Brett and I had a fight.

I may need to crash here for a while.

I always thought you guys were so happy.

We are.

Most of the time.

But it's like I always say...

Mir, relationships can be stressful.

So stressful that you had to leave?

We both said some stuff.

I mean, we'll work it out.

Things are always so much clearer in the morning.

I just needed to give him some space

and I needed some space.

Lord knows, you have space to spare,

so...

Well, I'm sorry that you guys are fighting,

but I'm glad that you're here.

I always thought that I'd love living alone...

And it has its moments.

But, mostly, it's... It's lonely.

So my corporate townhouse is your corporate townhouse.

Until I lose it, which should be any day now,

and then it's neither of our corporate townhouse.

Sometimes, I wish I could just go back,

before all this happened.

Life was so much easier.

Who are you trying to fool?

Look, Mira...

You spent half your life

planning or fantasizing about the future.

Well, this is it.

This is your fantasy...

Live and in color.

Well, it's not what I signed up for,

and it's over.

I'm done.

Oh, hi. Come on in.

I was just thinking...

Erin?

I'm here to tender my resignation.

What are you talking about?

With all due respect,

you should've made Michael VP of creative development.

I wasn't ready.

My brilliant idea that crashed our friends' servers

would've done the same thing to us.

I can't seem to motivate my team,

and we have three weeks... I have nothing for you.

As far as your team goes,

it takes time to learn how to lead.

If you thought you'd come in here

and do it perfectly,

you were dreaming.

I want to inspire my team

the way you inspire me.

I don't... I don't even come close.

Oh, honey. You will.

In time.

It is how we rise to a challenge that defines us

and this is a defining moment for you...

So don't choose to crumble.

And besides...

I don't accept your resignation.

So you promise

you'll come back and visit us?

I promise.

Oh, Jonah! You're leaving us, huh?

I am.

I expect an autographed copy of that book.

Of course. Out of the first run.

And, uh...

Thanks for everything.

I really enjoyed working for you.

Look...

It's none of my business,

but you might want

to tell her how you feel about her.

She needs to know.

We all do.

Okay.

Liam. What are you doing here?

Well, I haven't seen you in a few days.

I know how hard you've been working,

so I wanted to surprise you.

They're so lovely!

Thank you, Liam.

Oh, those aren't the surprise.

These are.

Two tickets to Kenny Chesney with backstage passes.

I just might know the bass player.

Oh, I don't really like country music.

Kenny Chesney's country, right?

You don't know Kenny Chesney?

Well, that's why you think you don't like country music.

I promise you, after tonight,

you'll be one of his biggest fans.

No, you're not listening.

I really don't like country music.

Like, at all.

Wait...

Tonight?

Yes. Tonight. Like, right now.

Listen, Mira, I promised you fun,

and now I'm delivering,

so step away from your stress,

and let's blow off some steam.

Even if I loved country music, Liam,

I couldn't go, I have a deadline.

Well, Mira, you can go, you're the boss.

Which makes it

even more important that I step up.

Listen, Mira, I-I know

that we've only been seeing each other

for a few months, but...

But I really care about you,

and I want this to work,

but for-for that to happen,

we have to actually spend time together.

I-I know, but you just sprung this on me.

I just thought you'd be excited.

I'm gonna go.

Okay.

Liam and I have been dating for three months

and he knows nothing about my interests.

And what's even worse, it's like he doesn't care.

He just keeps springing things on me,

and I feel like I have no say in this relationship.

Tsk. Well, I think we just found his flaw.

Between things being weird with him

and losing Jonah,

I don't know anything anymore.

Okay. Listen.

People love to update their status

and-and-and post pictures and check-in locations, right?

So I'm thinking we use our social networking site

as the home page.

Good idea.

We haven't chosen the home page yet.

Let's do it!

Really? Um... great!

I know I haven't been

very open to ideas,

but I'm working on that.

Actually, I'm working on a few things...

like an apology.

I haven't exactly been the best team leader here.

Look, sometimes, we learn from other people's mistakes

better than from our own.

I mean, by watching you,

I am seeing so much of what I did wrong.

Wow!

Oh! No, that...

okay, that sounded harsh. Um...

Look.

Think about it. I...

I was you, okay?

And it didn't get me where I wanted to go.

You know, I read your report.

Oh, yeah? And?

And it occurred to me

that, of course, you found a technical glitch,

because that's your area of expertise.

I was so focused

on trying to figure it all out on my own,

that I forgot that I don't know everything.

I should've listened to you.

And I'm sorry.

Well, um...

I think I owe you the exact same apology.

Accepted.

And thank you for having my back.

Anytime.

And I mean that.

So, anyway, in the end,

Peggy realizes she doesn't need the jungle to be happy,

she can be happy exactly where she is,

at home with the pigs.

Hey!

Hey! I can't believe you actually came. Oh!

I was told there were 15-cent wings.

I may have ordered 20.

What are you, an amateur? That's not nearly enough!

You okay?

I'm feeling a little lost without you, actually.

I think my creative juices are on holiday.

Well, you know what you need?

Of course I do.

Bartender?

Ooh! The flaming fishhooks

are strong tonight.

Whew.

So your creative juices are on holiday, huh?

Brilliance lives in the moments outside of lucidity.

Lucidity is definitely overrated.

I prefer fantasy.

I'm exceptionally brilliant in my fantasies.

And in reality,

things never turn out the way we hope they will.

I know you, Mira.

I know when you're not happy.

Am I that transparent?

I mean, who gets everything they've ever dreamt of,

and they're more miserable than before?

You made a few April fool's jokes.

You asked and you received.

But that doesn't mean

you get to control how it all plays out.

Do you know the origins of April fool's day?

No.

Okay.

So, way back when,

in order to maintain control,

the people in charge

would send underlings on a "fool's errand"...

But they'd only be a fool

if they accepted the errand.

Maybe the universe was trying to tell you something.

What? That I'm a fool?

That's not what I'm trying to say.

Maybe...

There's a road

your imagination hasn't thought of yet.

Maybe you should...

Give that road a try.

And what road would that be?

Me, Mira.

Me.

Jonah, I'm sorry...

I know.

I'm not a part of the fantasy.

You know what?

I, uh...

Prefer reality.

Jonah?

Good luck with the site, Mira.

I hope it's a huge success.

Jonah.

So what did you say to that?

I didn't know what to say,

and he just left.

He seemed really angry.

Well, sometimes, other emotions

can wear an "anger costume."

It was super-awkward.

Or super-amazing.

I mean, he just told you he has feelings for you!

And nobody makes you as happy as this guy.

I mean, you have the same sense of humor,

the same likes.

That's what makes a relationship.

I don't know.

I just never thought about him that way.

He's always just been my buddy, Jonah.

And now?

And how I need to rethink everything!

- Everything? - Everything!

I played these pranks and now I feel like

I'm the one going on a fool's errand.

I...

I don't want to be the fool anymore, Sophie.

I need to refuse the errand.

All of the errands.

You're not my home.

Are you watching Shelly?

Of course we are. It's the finale.

Room for one more?

Come in.

Hi!

Shelly looks for love.

I'm super excited.

I'm sorry that I've been so unavailable.

I've missed you guys.

We missed you, too.

I used to always think I'd love living alone,

but I used to think a lot of things.

I love this.

Me, Mira, kelsea, and Shelly.

Back together again.

It's the best.

But...

Brooke, we really do need to move.

I already miss my bathtubs.

Cheers.

Cheers.

So listen, I have to rally the team

and bring everyone back together

and I need your help.

Ooh... I don't know.

Kidding! Yes. Of course.

Listen up.

I know the past couple of months

have been grueling with little reward,

and I have been less than stellar as a boss,

and that breakfast won't fix everything...

- It couldn't hurt. - But I need your help.

All of you.

We all have strengths,

and we need to pool our collective resources

and come up with the new design together.

I know I haven't been very open,

but I'm ready to listen now, really ready.

Mira and I have collected some items that inspired us,

so feel free to grab some materials from your desks,

and add them to the mix.

Now let's grab something from this pile,

and get ready for the mother of all brainstorming sessions.

I want to hear all of your ideas...

the good, the bad...

So people don't have the ability

to decorate their homes as much anymore,

so they might actually want to decorate their sites, right?

We'll take pictures of objects...

Yes! We need a "dislike" button.

Everybody's "liking" everything, right?

What if it looks like a photo album,

and you turn the page to represent a different site?

That's interesting.

Okay, you guys...

what about integrating a gallery right into the design?

Yeah!

-That Monet right there... those are our colors.

Our friends is doing the three-fold site,

but what if we do a six-fold site?

Everyone has six websites

that they frequent on a regular basis.

The three-fold site crashes servers.

What would six do?

Yeah, but Michael came up with a fix for that.

Yeah, the servers have already been backed up

and reconfigured, so it can handle the overflow.

That's a great idea.

You guys...

I think we got it.

It's a cube, one giant gallery of data.

One click to spin the cube

to another side.

There's your data, pulled from the next site.

Voila!

I'm liking this.

We use the your page personal networking site

as our home page...

Michael's idea... and then spin the cube again,

and you're on the dating site, for the singles.

I'll be using that one.

And because each side of the cube

is treated as part of the whole,

our servers won't take a hit.

Michael figured out what crashed our friends' servers,

and came up with this bypass.

It is brilliant!

And I love the color scheme!

That was all Susan.

Mm.

It's perfect. It's perfect.

Now we'll have something to show at the launch.

Mm!

What are you doing here?

I was hoping to take you for dinner.

Oh.

Liam, can we talk?

Sure.

Liam, you're wonderful,

and you're kind...

And generous

and quite honestly, perfect.

You're just not perfect for me,

and I'm not perfect for you either.

I've kind of been

getting that same feeling, too, lately.

I mean, who doesn't like Kenny Chesney?

Hmm...

I'm going to miss you, Mira.

I'm gonna miss you, too,

and I really do wish you the best in everything.

Thank you all for joining us

to celebrate the event of our new site going live today.

I'm happy to announce

that we are adding profiles in droves,

and our servers are doing just fine!

Look at everything you've accomplished...

we're live and it's a hit.

What we've accomplished, Michael.

I cannot take all the credit.

I must congratulate

the team responsible for this amazing interface.

Mira, Michael... Your entire team.

Brilliant work.

And now that the work is all done,

it's time to party.

Let's hug it out.

- Congrats. - You too.

- Michael. Michael. - We did it.

Ohh.

I'm so sorry I'm late!

Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.

Thank you, and thank you

for being my date at the last minute.

Oh, sweetie. Any time.

You okay?

Yeah. Breaking up with him was the right thing to do.

Of course it was.

Champagne?

Yes, please.

Oh, thank you.

Hey! Jerry!

This is, uh, Jerry and Susan.

Nice to meet you.

Where have you guys been?

Um...

Jonah's book signing.

Sorry we ducked out for a few.

No! It's fine. You should...

Be there to support him. Was there a good turnout?

A great turnout.

Cool! Did... did you...

Yeah, yeah. I have your copy right here.

Check it out.

You need to talk to him.

He clearly hates me.

He didn't even invite me to his book signing.

He loves you.

He's just hurt.

That's why you need to go to his book signing. Now.

I don't know.

Honey...

Go!

A million cabs in this city

and not a single one when you need it.

Hmph.

Hey! Do you want your usual table?

No, I think I'm gonna just sit at the bar tonight.

Oh!

Flaming fishhook, please.

Make that two.

What are you doing here?

I went upstairs to your party,

but you weren't there,

so I thought the next best thing,

come to our favorite place.

I went to your book signing,

and you weren't there.

I didn't want to miss

the most important night of your life,

even if I wasn't invited.

I didn't want to miss yours either.

I'm sorry I was late.

Hey! No. I get it.

You, uh, you had stuff to do.

I'm sorry I didn't invite you.

I, uh...

I signed it for you,

for... when I might see you later.

You were going to see me later?

I can't stop thinking about when I might see you later.

I thought you hated me.

You infuriate me, Mira.

There's a big difference.

Thank you, Jonah.

That's... that's beautiful.

So listen.

Your page is under control,

and the new cube design is a hit,

and...

I need you back.

Mira, I'm not...

I'm not coming back to your page.

I'm sure you can find

another designer to do your bidding.

I'm not saying your page needs you back.

I'm saying I need you back.

Mira?

I can stop fantasizing about the future

because today is perfect.

Right now, this is perfect.

Nothing's perfect.

True. But...

You're perfect for me.

Kiss me, Earl.