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Nishinomiya Keijo Stadium

The fierce battle between boobs and butts continues!

Shirayuki, the Missile Lady of Kyoto, knocks out two opponents instantly!

This is really excitin'!

Go!

Keijo:

a race held atop a stage called the Land.

Only women can participate.

No contact is allowed except using breasts and butts.

Overboard

If any parts of your body other than your feet touch the Land,

or if you're knocked off, you lose.

Overboard

Condition Water Wind Waves Land

Good Good 3 Good

Kitakawa Fuyuko

Okamoto Mizuki

Hashimoto Emi

Nakasawa Yui

And the last person standin' on the Land...

wins!

The race is finished!

First place: Shirayuki Kyouko!

And the winner gets a huge cash prize!

Champion

Prize

I'm Kaminashi Nozomi, and I'm eighteen years old.

Kaminashi Nozomi

This spring, I'm goin' ta graduate from high school

and become a Keijo player!

Setouchi Keijo Training School!!!!

Awajishima

Setouchi Keijo Training School

Hold up, Miyata-chan!

Miyata Sayaka

You're carrying too much stuff.

You didn't think to have it packed up and sent here?

What a waste of money! If I carry it myself, it's free!

You carry some, too, Miyata-chan!

Why would I carry your luggage?

Don't be like that!

Just for a little!

Come on!

This is where my success story begins, eh?

What are your thoughts about starting school here?

Look at all these reporters!

All this press here to see girls moving into a dorm.

You can tell how popular of a pro sport it is.

I'm from Shinminamoto High School in Kobe, Hyougo Prefecture!

My name is Kaminashi Nozomi!

I did gymnastics!

My favorite food is rice with raw egg...

Who goes up and talks to reporters?

Nozomi, your stuff!

Yeah, right!

That's Miyata, isn't it?

Miyata is here!

Miyata Sayaka-san!

Do you have any aspirations as you begin your new school life?

I'll do my best.

Why did you chose Keijo over judo?

Did your father say anything?

Congratulations on enrolling.

I'm Shiomi, with K-Sports!

May I take a photo?

G-Gimme a sec!

Don't worry about it.

Just act naturally.

You've been with Miyata ever since you got here.

How are you two acquainted?

Um...

We ended up together at a hands-on Land trial,

and I guess we turned into good rivals?

Setouchi Keijo Training School 11th Entrance Ceremony

Miyata-san is a famous judo player—

Ow!

Come here a sec.

You idiot!

I told you this year's elite class is full of amazing players,

and that we'd go after them!

But you told me to go talk to promising players!

She clearly just made it in here by sheer luck!

If you want to talk to someone,

try Rokudou Rin, who ranked second on the entrance test.

Rokudou Rin

Fujisaki Kotone

Or a pure thoroughbred like Fujisaki Kotone.

With all these players here you could write about,

why talk to one that's likely to get sent off to the empty room?

Because she was really amazing during the entrance exam!

So tell me what your ambition is here!

To be the richest Keijo player in Japan!

Nozomi-chan!

Is that you, Nozomi-chan?

Kawai Hanabi

Kawai Hanabi-san!

I'm so glad you passed!

I was worried I wouldn't be able to see you anymore.

Same.

Huh?

Your scarf's a different color?

Yeah, because I'm in the elite class, I guess.

But I prefer the red of the regular class to the blue of the elite class.

Sasaki-san, isn't that...

Kawai, who ranked third on the test.

Maybe I'll go ask them to change me to the regular class.

Why's she talking to a nobody?

Hey, that's—

Wh-Who's that?

She looks like a model!

Kusakai Mio

That's Kusakai.

Kusakai Mio, who ranked first on the test.

Kaminashi Nozomi-san?

How'd ya know my name?

Your body is definitely well-balanced!

Y-You're... welcome?

Totally my type!

Just like Hanabin said!

I know, right?

Let me give you a quick introduction.

I'm Kusakai Mio. Twenty years old.

My hobby is motorbiking.

And my favorite thing...

is having fun with cute girls.

I knew it! You've got a great ass!

You're freaking Nozomi-chan out.

I'm looking forward to the day I can race you!

See you!

That was Kusakai-san, wasn't it?

Miyata-chan.

She got the top score on the test this year.

Why'd she talk ta me, then?

I'm envious of your popularity.

Everyone seems interested in you.

What?

Where's your stuff?

Oh, no!

W-Wait up!

Miyata-chan!

I made it back!

This is what I've been wantin' ta see!

I can't wait ta get back on the Land!

You might get knocked off again.

Harsh...

I'm startin' ta feel depressed already.

But that was what started my life as a Keijo player.

Six Months Ago

They say these are the top ten rankers so far.

Why only the top ten?

There're 40 people who pass.

They could just tell us everybody...

I think it's for people who are aiming for the elite class.

The elite class?

It was in the orientation, remember?

The ten people from the elite class

get a special curriculum that the regular students don't,

and they pay only half tuition.

Half tuition?!

Half... you mean like 50 percent off?

For real?

What else could it possibly mean?

We will now hold the final test

for the Keijo athlete qualifiers,

a mock race on this Road Land.

A Road?

I've never seen that type before.

The rules are the same as normal Keijo.

The use of hands and feet is forbidden.

Fall off or touch the Land with anything besides your feet, and you fail.

Any questions so far?

Yes?

Is where we finish in this race going to be the only factor in our grades?

There are other factors besides that.

We'll be taking your overall score into account.

Which means it's not irrelevant, right?

What do you mean?

If I knock more people off than anybody else,

and I'm still on the Land at the end,

I can rise up the ranks, right?

Of course.

Final Test

Mock Race

We will now begin the final test for the Keijo athlete qualifiers, a mock race.

Time

Applicants will be put into groups of 12,

and the time allotted is ten minutes.

It looks easier ta move around on this Land.

You've been on a Land before?

Yeah, when I first played with Miyata-chan.

It was smaller and more unstable than this.

Yeah, it's not as cramped as that one.

But I don't know if that makes it easier.

It may actually require more thought than the one at the hands-on tryout.

Five seconds until the start of the race.

Four...

Three...

Two...

One...

Everybody's waiting to see what the others do.

If you want to attack, you have to travel across this unstable path.

What?

Damn it! I let my guard down!

What air pressure!

She's so strong!

Her butt muscles are incredible!

She's going that way?!

Nozomi, that's...

You don't think you need to pay attention?

You think you've won already?

Not bad for a former top judo player.

You underestimated this Land.

Can you move around like you did before on this narrow path?

As much as I hate it, I guess I'll have ta retreat.

No! Behind me?

I'm trapped!

Fall off!

I'm free!

Now the tables have turned, eh?

Don't worry!

I'll knock her off once I'm done with you!

Take this! Butt Cannon!

Butt Cannon

Overboard

Number 565, Miki-san,

and number 489, Oono-san, have both fallen into the water.

Loser!

Overboard

Number 642, Oguri-san, and number 595, Miyahama-san,

This speed...

have both fallen into the water.

It's just like your judo!

Loser!

I'll going to use you all to improve my grades.

Sorry! We need to survive.

Give it up!

What do I do?

Move one step out of the way.

Let me play, too.

Number 603, Nara-san, has fallen into the water.

Loser!

Wh-What did she do?

What?

What's going on?

What is she doing—

What's wrong?

You can't take on one single girl if you're not in a group?

I guess that's the problem with bullies.

Damn it!

Fall

Number 544, Iori-san, has fallen.

Loser!

Here she comes!

She's fast!

A direct hit?

I'm glad I saw what happened ta the others.

Otherwise I woulda been done for.

You...

You strike the front of the jaw

ta shake the brain and knock 'em unconscious.

I can't believe someone's fightin' like that.

I'm so surprised!

No, I'm the one who's surprised!

I can't believe you pulled back your jaw and slammed your face into my butt.

To be honest, I was really disappointed with this mock race.

But now it's going to get fun!

You're mine!

With your tiny tits, you can't—

Is that... a butt that looks like giant boobs?!

Overboard

Sure-Kill...

Butt Guillotine!

Butt Guillotine

You dodged, huh?

You don't know when to give up.

Who is this girl?

She's aimin' straight for my vital areas.

But I don't know which she'll aim for!

Then...

I call this...

Bust to Bust Attack

The Bust to Bust Attack!

What is this?

Well?

If I get this close ta you,

you can't use your pinpoint attacks, eh?

But that goes the same for you!

You can't do anything like this!

I don't know about that!

Great.

No more holding back.

Let's crush each other for real.

I have ta do this!

No matter what!

Not bad!

I can't believe you still have so much power.

But boobs can do more than just push!

Boobs can do more than just push, you say?

I'm well aware!

Wow!

You're amazing!

Time

Thirty seconds left!

I can't just keep pushin' into her.

So I'll go in hard and knock her off!

You got away from me, huh?

If I see it that many times,

my eyes will get used do it!

Down you go!

She got used to my movements in such a short time?

I said you're goin' in the water!

This is it!

Her butt didn't reach her!

Nozomi!

Kawai's butt struck Kaminashi on the jaw!

That was fun.

Thank you,

Kaminashi-san.

I lost...

There are so many strong people...

Keijo is...

amazing!

Until then, I thought I'd be satisfied

with just being a Keijo player.

The salary's great, you get ta go all over the country,

and the races seemed fun.

But I...

I tried my best in a race and lost.

And then I thought, with all my heart,

that I wanted to win!

And after that, I was sure I'd failed,

but they sent me a letter sayin' I passed.

I was just so angry at myself for bein' so pathetic.

Let's take our time and get stronger.

Both of us.

Yeah.

Why did you decide to be a Keijo player?

You were a really good judo fighter, right?

I wanted to wear cute swimsuits.

You know,

if you do well, you get a dedicated swimsuit designer

who'll make you your own signature swimsuit, right?

I always wanted one of those...

But that's not all.

Man, I can't wait ta get on the Land!

Yeah.

Training School Dorms

Check your room number and stand by in your room.

Well? Find your name?

No, it's not over here.

If neither of us are listed, maybe we're in the same room.

That'd be really nice, eh?

Yeah.

Don't worry.

You're in the same room.

Ooshima-san!

You passed!

Of course I did!

But...

My score in that mock race for the exam

knocked me down to the regular class!

But you may be in worse shape than me.

What do you mean?

The rumor is that room 309, the one you're in,

is called the empty room.

The empty room?

Empty Room ← Back Here

That's where they send the failures who always run away

because they can't keep up with the classes.

They call it the "empty room" because it turns empty real fast.

Wh-What the heck?

The empty room for failures, eh?

Why would they send us here?

Let's go inside.

I'm moving into this empty room—

I mean, room 309,

and my name is Kaminashi Nozomi.

Nice to meet you.

Miyata Sayaka, likewise.

Nice to meet you.

Yes, nice to meet you!

I'm Toyoguchi Non.

Toyoguchi Non

I hope we'll be great roommates!

Your voice is so cute!

Oh, here, these are for you.

They're from my hometown.

Sumomokko

Really?

Th-Thanks...

Where are these from?

I'm from Kagoshima.

Um...

I'm Aoba Kazane.

Aoba Kazane

I-Is that all?

Oh, which bed will you use?

It'll probably be louder closer to the...

...hall...

...way...

...may...

...be!

Are you okay?

I wasn't being clumsy!

Wait, wait. You're crying!

I'm fine!

I stopped myself at the last second.

No way. Your nose is bright red.

It doesn't hur—

For some reason, everyone always thinks I'm clumsy.

Thinks?

Everyone was against me becoming a Keijo player.

But I wanted to make the village more cheerful!

The village?

Mah village is starting to empty out,

but if ah become a famous Keijo player,

ah reckon that'll bring it back to life!

"Ah reckon"?

Oh, lawd!

Ah'm doin' it again!

It was hard to understand what I was saying, wasn't it?

Well, I don't quite know what you're sayin',

but let's all do our best together, okay?

You, too, Aoba-san!

No reaction...?

No reaction...

It's going to be tough having roommates with such...

unique personalities.

Hey, what are you readin'?

A Keijo magazine?

Let me see.

Come on, just a little.

She turned out to be the biggest troublemaker!

Uh, sorry.

Um... T-Toyoguchi-san.

You got any tape or somethin'?

Duct tape...

Sure, that'll work.

No, it won't!

Are you stupid? Stupid?

Calm down—

I won't be able to read the article!

Sure you will. Mostly...

What do you mean mostly?

Again?!

Safe!

You're not safe!

You spilled the tea!

Oh, lawd! Ah'll wipe it up—

Oh, I've got a rag right 'ere.

Don't ya wipe down my bed with that thing!

Wow, everybody's got such a funny dialect!

I'm so worried...

Next, room 309.

Don't worry.

I'll go easy on you.

Ujibe Nagisa

AKA Siren

Instructor

Siren

She's not a siren, she's a seal!

To be continued next time!!

"Hip Toss"

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