All language subtitles for Hercules The Legendary Journeys S02E04 - Siege at Naxos

Thank you.

Barbarians!

Grab everything you see!
Everything is for the taking!

Food. Drink. For my men.

And for me. You'll do just fine.

Bring us food and drink.

Maybe you'd hear better
if I opened up your ears.

- Move!
- I can help you.

- And who are you, little man?
- Argeus, owner of this establishment.

- I can get you whatever you want.
- Well, Argeus, my name's Goth!

And you can bring me
everything you've got.

I will but first, let
go of the woman.

This man has the courage of
an ox! And the brains of one.

Coward!

Gotcha! Hey-hey! Nice size, too!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Come on, Hercules, admit it!

This is one thing I'm
better at than you are!

Shhh.

You talkin' quantity or
quality? Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Both!

You're right.

I never caught a log that big.

Caught a log that big.

I have to admit, Iolaus. You
do know your fishing holes.

Aah, it's the water on this island.
Naxos has the best fishing anywhere.

It's beautiful country,
too. I'm glad we came.

See, it's great to just relax
and take it easy once in a while.

Boy, these are
gonna taste great.

My friend, Argeus,
has a tavern up ahead.

He'll be able to cook 'em up and
give us a bed for the night I hope.

Help!

Argeus!

- Argeus...
- Iolaus, run get away.

- Who did this?
- Goth.

He'll kill us all. Run!

Where's Goth?

Inside? But you'll
have to get past us, first.

With pleasure.

Hey!

Excuse me for not knocking.

Boy, I guess some
people really don't like fish.

- Tell your men to drop their weapons!
- You'll need more help than that.

That's my brother, Bledar,
with the rest of my men.

Charge!

This is the story
of a time long ago.

A time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power-Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,
wherever an innocent would suffer,

there would be Hercules.

Tell your men to
stay where they are.

You're in no position to
make demands! Who are you?

- He's Hercules.
- Hercules!

Make a muscle, strong man.

Let's-let's all settle down!

- What do you want, Hercules.
- Justice.

Your brother's wanted by the
Athenian government for war crimes.

And he just killed the
owner of this tavern.

Perhaps the food
wasn't to his liking!

Iolaus! We're taking him
to Athens to stand trial.

Yeah, but for the record I'd
rather try him here with this.

Bledar, kill them
all! Kill them now!

I can take him, Bledar,
without harming Goth.

Go ahead, give me an excuse.

Dax, put down the bow.

You're very brave but
there are only two of you.

- And it's a long way to Athens.
- We'll do all right.

We'll see! Come on.
We will meet again! Yah!

You know? We're only
postponing the inevitable.

The only thing
inevitable is your death!

The Athenians had a fort
around here when I was a kid.

You know? We could
hand our prisoner

to the soldiers and let
them take him to Athens.

- That's not a bad idea.
- There was a road around here, somewhere.

You call yourselves warriors!
Ha-ha! You're nothing but sheep!

Lost in the woods, looking
for some army to save you!

Hey, don't laugh. Those soldiers
hate you almost as much as I do

after what you did during
the Mycenian invasion.

A great war! I beheaded
an entire company!

And left the road to Thessaly
lined with rotting, Greek skulls!

- Someone should put him out of his misery.
- War, isn't won by the weak.

Conquest and control by the strongest!
That's the real law, the only law!

Is that why you killed Argeus? To
prove you're stronger than a gentle,

kindhearted man who never
fought anyone in his life?

He was weak! He ran from
battle! He deserved to die!

Iolaus! He's not worth it.

Hunting season's open!

Hoo... that was close.

Go on!

Can't lose my men!

- Open the gate!
- Come on! Shoot! Shoot!

Can't you idiots blind
idiots hit anything?!

Guards! We're under
attack! Open the gate!

- What's wrong with him?
- Kill them, now! It's our last chance!

Sorry, I thought
there was more slack.

Sentry, where's your
commanding officer?

There are barbarians out
there! What is wrong with you?

We could've been killed!

Ah.

Uh, Hercules, we got a problem.

What's wrong with the
guard? Asleep at his post?

- Well, you could say that.
- Ahh.

What're we gonna do, now?

Same thing we started
out to get to the nearest port

- and catch a boat to Athens.
- You're forgettin' the part where

we fight to the death with a
horde of bloodthirsty barbarians.

I'm still hoping
we can avoid that.

You think they're
gonna forget about him?

If that was a scouting party the rest
of his troops won't get here for awhile.

We can wait till nightfall,
then slip away in the dark.

- Oh.
- No army to save you. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

It will be sweet when
I cut out your livers

and roast them
over an open flame.

- Can we do something about him?
- Yeah, why don't you find him a cage,

while I look around and see if
there's anything here besides ghosts.

Sure.

Come on!

- You're a girl.
- Lucky you.

If I was a seven-foot
man, I'd be the one on top.

You might as well just
go ahead and kill me,

because if you try to
have your way with me,

I'll make sure you
wish you were dead.

Don't worry. I'm not
gonna do anything to you.

- Really?
- Really.

- Then why are you still on top of me?
- Oh.

Sorry.

- Why did you attack me?
- What did you expect?

A big kiss? All that yelling,
outside I was scared.

Hercules!

Ah, excuse me. That's my friend.

I'll be right back.

Hercules.

This old man is dying.

A drink, please, only a few drops to
ease my parched and aching throat.

Here you go.

- This is water!
- Well, I thought you were thirsty.

- What's wrong with the water?
- What's wrong with it?

Fish swim in it!
Skunks take baths in it!

If the gods had meant
for people to drink it,

they wouldn't have invented wine!
Now, you heard what your friend said!

I'm dying! Get me
something to drink!

Papa, please. You'll
have to forgive my father.

Years of confinement have
made him forget his manners.

- Who's this?
- My name is Ilora.

Ah. Well, uh, I'm Iolaus
and this is my friend...

Hercules, yes, I know. We just met.
And this ill-tempered gentleman...

I can talk! I used to
be called Charadan.

As a young man, some called
me, "Charadan the Brave"! You see?

- I, too, was once a warrior!
- A very long time ago, Papa.

What he did best was raise
a family, and to try to eke out

a meager living on a small
farm not too far from here.

- How did you end up in prison?
- Uh...

personal hardship turned
me into a vicious outlaw.

Papa, please. After our
crops failed one summer

he was arrested for stealing
bread for me and my sisters.

She lies! Don't be fooled
by my present condition.

I'm still capable of vile
and merciless assault.

When I'm in a foul mood I
advise you not to venture too close.

I'll, uh, try to remember that. What
happened to all the other soldiers?

An epidemic wiped out
everyone in the fort except Papa.

B-because I wouldn't
drink the water!

Dax! You're lucky Goth wasn't
injured in your clumsy ambush!

- Your brother wanted me to attack!
- Figures.

- He's as crazy as you are.
- Well, I almost had them!

- I mean, if they hadn't made it inside...
- Listen!

And listen well you ever
disobey a direct order again

and I'll have your head
on my sword! Are we clear?

- Yes, sir.
- Now!

Tell me about the fort.

I'm afraid these irons were
meant to stay on forever.

I take care of him as
best as I can bathe him

keep him covered when he's
cold bring him food every day

and as much wine as I can find.

But I fear he doesn't
have much longer.

Well, not if he has
to carry on like this.

First, let's get him
out of these chains.

It's impossible,
others have tried.

I could break this one, too
but I'm afraid it might hurt him.

Iolaus, see that catch inside?

Oh, yeah.

- How did you do that?
- It's an old hunters' trick.

You know, Hercules,
we oughta get ready.

- For what?
- In case any visitors drop by.

Yeah, it's dark, and, uh,
we have to light the torches.

I left our travelling companion in
a room down the end of the hall.

Let's get this off.

No one gets in or out. Eventually,
they'll be forced to give him up.

- Starving them out could take months.
- Oh, so your plan will be to simply

charge over the walls and
destroy everything in our path!

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Or we could use Titantus.
- Yeah.

It'd take time for that
monster to get here.

If we wait we lose the
advantage of surprise.

- Here, let's see if he'll drink this.
- What is it?

It's a mixture of some herbs
and oils I found in the storage bins.

It should help him
get back on his feet.

- Where'd you learn to make medicine?
- My cousin, Asclepius, showed me.

The god of healing.

One of the few gods who tries to
help people instead of control them.

Here's your wine,
Papa. Drink up.

Anybody out there? I need food!

- Who's that?
- Just our travelling companion.

Can anybody hear me?

I'm stuck in this filthy hole
with nothing to eat or drink!

I hear you, Goth! Pipe down!

Hercules, starving
your prisoners?

It's not what I'd call
civilized behavior.

You've had the same as me today.

Maybe my hunger
is bigger than yours.

Now, that stirs an appetite.

Watch your mouth, Goth, and
maybe I'll bring you something later.

Just bring her!

There you go, soldier.

Now, when the fighting starts
give it everything you've got.

And don't lose your head.

Why didn't you tell me you
had that barbarian with you?

We were waiting
for a better time.

Everybody knows about
Goth and his vandals.

They came through Naxos
about two years ago, burning,

looting, killing, destroying
everything in their way.

Ah, we're takin' him
to Athens to stand trial.

His brother and his men
will never let that happen.

Alemedes, Saturn, they're...
they're crossing into the underworld.

- This must be Erebus.
- Papa, you're not dead.

And you're not in the dungeon,
anymore. This is Hercules.

He and his friend got
you loose from the irons.

Uh-h-h, I know who he is.

He was supposed to be
getting me something to drink.

Wh-whoa, take it easy. You
haven't used those legs in a long time.

It may be a while before
you can walk again.

Those kegs there. Wager at
least one of them holds wine.

Fill my belly with that... ha-ha-ha...
I'll be dancing before morning!

I gave you medicine that
works better with water.

- Oh, water.
- Hercules.

Here you try.

What is it?

Bledar's arrived with
the rest of the troops.

They're surrounding the
fort. You know? With that girl

and her sick father it's gonna
be really hard to escape tonight.

You're right. We'll
have to make a stand.

- Good.
- What can I do to help?

Ah, they won't try anything
tonight. We have some time.

Yeah, I tried to make
the fort look fully manned.

Hopefully, we can keep
up the illusion in daylight.

- Why wouldn't they attack at night?
- It's dark.

They don't know
what they're up against.

No one'd be stupid
enough to attack at night.

Of course, barbarians aren't
really known for their brains.

Fire!

Aim!

Fire!

Aren't cha glad I asked
you on this vacation?

You said we'd go fishing!

You didn't say we'd
catch so much trouble.

- Ilora, get back inside!
- How'd you do that?

I don't know.

My men! Where are my comrades?

Thaddeus! Saturn! I-I need you!

- The enemy are upon us!
- Papa, I have to move you.

Stay down.

Palamedes, has the
whole battalion deserted us?

No, Papa, they're on their way!

Your comrades will be
here any minute to save us.

It's all right, my dear
there's no need to humor me.

I... I know where I am. For
a moment, I... I just forgot.

Hercules, meet some
of my best soldiers.

Ready, men! Aim. Fire!

Pretty clever. Now if they could
only reload as fast as they shoot.

Yeah.

Stay here, Papa.

Mighty Zeus, please, send me a
sign. My men might come soon.

Please, give me a sign.

It... it is wine! Ye-ah!

Thank you, oh,
mighty one. Thank you!

Here they come.

Get out of here!

Join your buddy!

Give me a hand!

Quickly, men! Quickly!

You'll do the trick.

Inside!

Enough already!

Sound the retreat!

I hope that means
they're takin' a break.

Me, too.

I should have
followed my instincts.

I never attack without
knowing my enemy's strength.

There were more of
them than we thought.

- Where's Titantis?
- It'll be here by morning.

We should have
used him the first time.

That monster will crush
that fort like an anthill!

Sir, let me take a small
scouting party to the fort tonight.

I'll find out their strength.

Hercules! I heard
the sounds of battle!

- Are you and your friends dead yet?
- You call that a battle?

All we did was swat away
a few stinking barbarians.

I thought it was kind of fun.

You won't be making jokes
after Bledar overruns this woodpile

and I hang you on a
meat hook! Hercules?

Hercules! Get me some water!

You said you'd bring
me something later!

- Are you a man of your words or not?
- I'll take it.

- I don't think that's a good idea.
- I'll be careful.

Yeah, but it's...

Ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ahhh... Ilora, such
a beautiful name.

Ahh.

It's been a long time, Goth.

Too long, little bird, too long.

Uh. Uh, Hercules and Iolaus.

I-I-I-I can walk! I-i-it's
a miracle, isn't it?

Old soldier, I'd say
you're the miracle.

Great job, Charadan, but that's
probably enough exercise for now.

- You should go inside and get some rest.
- Oh!

- And why don't you give us that jug?
- What jug?

- This one.
- Oh! No, no!

That's the only thing
that makes me feel better.

For the last few years, that wine's
kept you from feeling anything.

You don't need it anymore.

Maybe you're right.

I'm starting to see things.

Heave! Heave!

Heave!

- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- I'm not sure.

Heave!

- What kind of a monster is that?
- A big one.

Heave! Heave!

Do you have any
idea what that thing is?

It's called a catapult. I
saw one in Macedonia.

It can hurl boulders the size
of men and pound walls to dust.

That's good news. So
what else can go wrong?

- Hurry up and cut me loose.
- I couldn't bring a knife.

- They-they-they were watching me.
- Then go back and get one!

Give me one good reason! I
haven't seen you for over a year.

I was busy waging war, little girl. I
asked if you wanted to come along!

And who would take
care of my father?

Admit it, Goth, you got what
you wanted and then you left.

I came back, didn't I?
Why do you think I'm here?

For you, Ilora.

For you.

So now that you're
here now, what?

We'll talk later.

Just get the knife.

The size of those boulders.

It'd be nice if they
never got to use them.

Yeah, well, maybe one of us

could get close enough
to sabotage the thing.

Stay here. I'll try
not to take too long.

- Wait, it's my turn.
- Why is it your turn?

I don't know. It makes
more sense for me to go.

- How's that?
- You're bigger.

If we make a run for it, someone's
gonna have to carry Charadan.

- We're not gonna make a run for it.
- OK, I'm smaller and sneakier.

It's gonna be easier for
me to get past their lines.

Iolaus, w... Ilora! Charadan!

We'll discuss this later.
Keep an eye on that thing.

Sure.

Everything all right?

Yeah, I was just cleaning
up some of the mess.

Oh. Iolaus,
everything's OK in here.

Great! Same here!

But if I have to watch that thing
I might as well get a closer look.

- I told him I was sneakier.
- Any problems with Goth?

No. Why should there
be? I told you I'd be careful.

Ilora, I was just worried about
you. Goth is as evil as they come.

And you think a
simple country girl

can't tell the difference
between good and bad.

There's nothing simple about
you. I've seen how you've sacrificed,

taking care of your father, the way
you handled yourself in the battle.

Yeah? Well, maybe you don't
know me as well as you think.

But...

Oh, Hercules, my head's beginning
to clear, but my throat's awfully dry.

Do you happen to have
any of that, uh, water?

Yeah.

Get another boulder ready.

Like that.

Get ready.

Hi. Nice piece of equipment!

You know? I'm lookin' to
buy a machine just like this!

You guys wanna sell?

- I don't think so.
- Come on, get him!

Where are the soldiers?

I can't see anybody.

- Then we marched from there to Lycini...
- Shh!

Someone's coming.

So, this is your army! One
warrior, a girl, and a sick old man!

Don't worry, my dear, my
battalion 500 warriors' strong,

- is marching here even as we speak!
- Shut up, old fool.

Take us to Goth. We're
coming for you, Goth!

You look like lambs on
their way to slaughter!

Where's your friend, Hercules?
Already on a meat hook?

Bring that one to me.
My prize! And future wife!

What's the matter? Didn't
she tell you how I took

care of her and brought gifts
to her while you were in prison?

- Liar!
- It's true, Papa.

We had nothing. We
needed anything we could get.

- Ilora, don't mistake gratitude for love.
- Hold your tongue!

And you! You should be
grateful for my saving her life!

- Leave him alone!
- Easy, boys!

Dax, give Ilora your sword.
I give you the privilege

of cutting me loose
as a symbol of our love.

- Love, he doesn't know what love is.
- You have to promise

you won't hurt Hercules
or Iolaus, just let them go.

Don't be stupid! I'll cut Hercules'
heart out and make history!

- I'm not stupid.
- I said, stop being stupid!

And cut me loose!

Don't, Ilora, you're not a killer. You
don't want his blood on your hands.

Ilora...

Nice try.

What's that noise?

Sounds like Titantis
has come for you!

Wait here!

- Did we get your attention?
- Keep firing!

You'll never find your
brother in the rubble!

Maybe we could use
your friend as a rock!

He'd make a great
sound hitting that wall!

- What do you want?
- A trade! Goth! For your friend!

- Done.
- Bring him out!

I'll need time! Your catapult just
blocked the entrance to the dungeon.

You got two hours!

Don't do it, Hercules!

But without Goth as a hostage,
you'll have no bargaining power.

- They'll overrun us.
- Unless your men get here first.

- I have an idea, but I'll need help.
- Anything.

I'm sorry about
Iolaus. Uh, you know?

He might not have got
caught if he'd gone through

the tunnel and come
up behind the enemy.

- Tunnel?
- Under the dungeon.

Years ago, some
prisoners dug their way out.

Now you tell me.

Start Iolaus walking!
I'll send Goth.

Start walking!

Hercules? Between us?

I-I... I don't think my
battalion's gonna make it in time.

Then we'll make do
with what we have.

Let them fight, Bledar!

Goth will tear that pup apart!

Goth!

This is for Argeus!

Archers! Get ready!

- Hold your fire, men!
- What men?

All I see is a barricade made
of earth, wood, and stone!

- Big and empty!
- I was considering showing you some mercy!

- You're caught in the open!
- On my command, sound the charge!

Right and left flanks!
Attack positions!

My battalion! Thaddeus!

Saturn! Alemedes! They made it!

Sound your retreat!
Or die where you stand!

But you forget! We
have Titantis! Ha-ha.

- That evens the field!
- No. This evens the field.

Sound the retreat!

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Sneakier, huh?

This way.

You sure about this tunnel? I
don't see any light at the end of it.

I saw prisoners escape down into it.
'Course, I never saw them come out.

They're very disciplined.

Almost dawn and not one
soldier has moved a muscle.

If I didn't know
better, I'd s-s...

Can't be. Rally the men!

Whoa.

I recognize this place! Papa,
our farm is just east of here!

You can catch a boat at the next
village. It's just around that cove.

Ilora, stupid little fool! You could
have had the world as my wife!

I know but then I'd
have to be with you.

And that's too high a price to
pay. I don't know how to thank you.

You already have by
realizing you deserve better.

Just keep believing in yourself.

Ahh!

Hercules, on the boat to Athens you
think we could get in a little fishing?

Captioned by Grantman Brown
Edit & resync by Mr.Tinkles