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♪ THERE'S NOTHING LEFTFOR ME TO SHOW YOU ♪

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♪ OH, YOU KNOWALL THERE IS TO KNOW ♪

♪ NOW IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE

♪ AND PRETTY SOONYOU'LL SEE... ♪

LOOK, A PUPPY...

♪ ...THAT FOREVER YOU'RE MINE

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME...

HEY.

♪ ...THERE IS NO OTHER WAY...

THANK YOU.

♪ ...AND WE'RESTARTING HERE TODAY... ♪

GUYS, WE GO IT!

HE'S BOOKING OUR TOUR!

♪ ...IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

TOURING, HERE WE COME!

♪ THAT'S THE WAYIT'S GONNA BE... ♪

'KAY, BYE.I'LL BE BACK SOON.

I'LL MISS YOU.

♪ ...THAT FOREVER YOU'RE MINE

♪ FOREVER

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME...

BYE.

♪ ...THERE IS NO OTHER WAY

♪ AND WE'RESTARTING HERE TODAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TODAYIT'S JUST YOU AND ME... ♪

[♪♪]

♪ OOH, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

♪ IT'S JUST YOU AND ME...

[♪♪]

GOOD MORNING, SWEETIE.

GOOD MORNING, MOM.

EIGHT-FOOT PALMS?

NINE FOOT.

COFFEE?

TRIPLE ESPRESSO.GOOD MORNING, FREDDY.

HEY, OLIVIA.

CAN WE GET THIS PLACECURB-PERFECT BY 5:00?

4:59, GUARANTEED.

THANK YOU.

YOU ARE GONNA BE GREAT AT THIS.

GIVE IT SIX MONTHS,AND YOU'LL BE THE NEW ME.

THIS IS NOTWHAT I HAD IN MIND

WHEN I SAID I WANTEDTO FIND MYSELF.

WELL, WE'LL SEE.

DON'T SAY IT--

"ALL THE WORLD'S--

[TOGETHER]:"--A STAGING."

[LAUGHING]

SO, ARE YOU GETTING EXCITEDABOUT THIS WEEKEND?

WHY? WHAT'STHIS WEEKEND?

JUST KIDDING.

YES, I CAN'T WAIT.

THERE'S A SLIGHT GLITCHWITH THE MUSIC,

BUT I'M ON IT.

WE DON'T NEED MUSIC.

IT'S YOUR WEDDING.

SECOND WEDDING.

EVEN A SECOND WEDDINGSHOULD BE MEMORABLE.

AND TELL ME YOU AT LEASTTRIED ON THE DRESS.

I WILL.

YOU ARE THE WORST BRIDE EVER.

AND YOU ARE THE BEST DAUGHTER.

OH, LET ME JUST...

THOSE GO BYE-BYE.

OKAY...

[KNOCKS]

THE GNOME, IT GOES.

-BRUCE.-GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

OLIVIA PERSHING.

AND THIS ISMY ASSOCIATE,

GRACE.

WE ARE HERE TO STAGEYOUR HOME FOR THE OPEN HOUSE.

I KNOW JOSH SAIDTHIS WAS NECESSARY,

BUT IT JUST FEELS...

-INTRUSIVE?-A LITTLE.

A LOT.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

THE THING IS,A BUYER WANTS TO KNOW

WHAT A HOMECOULD LOOK LIKE,

NOT WHAT IT DOES LOOK LIKE.

MEMORIES ARE WONDERFUL, BUT...

THEY'RE YOURS.

ALL RIGHT, GO TO IT.

I'LL BE AT MY OFFICE.

OKAY.

DON'T WORRY,WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU.

MM-HMM.

OKAY...

THAT GOES.

LAMP CAN STAY.

CURTAINS GO.

QUOTES FROM"THE WIZARD OF OZ"?

BRINGS TO MIND TORNADOS,WITCHES,

AND DEPRESSED FARMLANDS.

ALL OF THESEKNICKKNACKS CAN GO.

AW, "WORLD'S GREATEST DAD."

THAT'S SWEET.

YEAH, SWEET,

BUT GUILT-INDUCING.

DO WE WANT TOTAKE THE CHANCE

THAT AN ALL-CASH BUYERMISSED HIS KID'S SCHOOL PLAY

OR FIRST PITCH?

IT'S WAY TOO CROWDED IN HERE.

LET'S LOSE EVERYTHING,MAKE IT MORE SIMPLE.

OH!

PURPLE.

[SIGHS IN REVULSION]

HAVE THAT PAINTEDRESALE-WHITE BY NOON.

HI!

WELCOME TO WILLOW LAKE INN.

[♪♪]

♪ I'VE BEEN THINKINGABOUT SOMETHING ♪

♪ NEVER KNEW JUST WHAT IT WAS

♪ TILL I MET YOU, BABY

♪ I'VE BEEN DREAMING'BOUT SOMEONE ♪

♪ NEVER COULD QUITEPLACE THE FACE ♪

♪ TILL I LAID MY EYES ON YOU

[ENDS SONG]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[DUCKS QUACKING]

REALLY?

PLAYING FORTHE DUCKS AGAIN?

WELL, I GOTTA KEEPMY FAN BASE HAPPY.

YOU GOTTA KEEPTHE GUESTS HAPPY, TOO.

NO, THE INTERNET'S OUT AGAIN?

GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.

IT'S RUSTIC AND CHARMING.

LIKE YOU.

YEAH.

COME ON, LUCKY.

HERE WE GO. COME ON![SMOOCHES BECKONINGLY]

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER WEDDING BOOKEDTHIS WEEKEND.

AS LONG ASIT'S NOT YOURS.

DAD...

I JUST DON'T THINKTHAT MADSEN KID

IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T THINK ANYONE'SGOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

ANYWAY, WE BROKE UP.

OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DOWHEN I GO OFF TO COLLEGE?

PROBABLY RENT AN APARTMENTNEAR YOUR CAMPUS.

HONEY, I KNOW IT'S JUSTBEEN THE TWO OF US

FOR A WHILE NOW,

BUT YOU'VE GOT THISBEAUTIFUL LIFE TO LIVE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

BUT YOU'LL BEALL ALONE HERE,

FOR THE FIRST TIMESINCE MOM DIED.

I'LL BE FINE.

I'VE GOT MY GUITAR,I'VE GOT MY DOG,

AND I'VE GOTA LOT OF STRANGERS

WHO LIKE TO TIE THE KNOTIN MY BACKYARD.

I'LL HAVE THE PAPERWORKSENT OVER FIRST THING.

MAKE YOU SURE YOU GETSOME SUSHI ON THE WAY OUT...

GET BACK TO MEON THAT CONDO, BROTHER.

DID YOU FINISHALL THE SUSHI AGAIN?

SORRY, HONEY.IT'S SO GOOD.

HOW MANY OFFERS?

THREE. ALL ABOVE-ASK.

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

PLUS TWO NEW CLIENTSFROM THE OPEN HOUSE.

OH, HONEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

CHEERS.

TO US.

TO US.

CAN YOU STAGE THE HOPE STREETCOLONIAL TOMORROW?

NO, TOMORROW'S THURSDAY.

HOW WOULD YOU FEELABOUT GOING UP ALONE,

AND THEN I COULDMEET YOU THERE

FRIDAY NIGHT?

YEAH, OR YOU COULD SHOWTHE HOLLAND ESTATE

FRIDAY NIGHT,

AND JUST COME UPSATURDAY MORNING.

THAT'S AN EVENBETTER IDEA.

PERFECT.

OKAY, SO,REHEARSAL DINNER IS AT 7:00.

UH-HUH...

AND I'M THINKINGAROUND NOON?

THAT WAY, YOU CAN SHOWTHE COLONIAL ON YOUR WAY IN.

THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.

THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME?

AMONG OTHER THINGS.

YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE GOTO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE

RIGHT NOW,

AND GET THIS OVER WITH?

BECAUSE MY DAUGHTERTHINKS WE ARE UNROMANTIC.

WE'RE NOT UNROMANTIC, ARE WE?

NO, LOOK AT US.

CHAMPAGNE, SUSHI.

OPEN HOUSE.

THERE'S THE MANOF THE HOUR.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

GREAT NEWS, BRUCE.MULTIPLE OFFERS.

I DON'T CARE,I'M NOT SELLING.

OLIVIA, THE PLACEIS AMAZING.

I'VE FALLEN BACKIN LOVE WITH IT AGAIN.

I'M STAYING,

AND I'M BUYINGTHE FURNITURE, TOO.

[SIGHS]

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED

THE LAST TIMEYOU TRIED TO FIX THAT.

[WRENCH SLIPS AND RATTLES]

I'M TRYING NOT TO.

WELL, I'VE COMEA LONG WAY, HAVEN'T I?

FROM A SPOTLIGHTON THE STAGE

TO A FLASHLIGHTUNDER THE SINK.

WEDDING CAKE.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL GOOD.

MM. GOOD, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW, SHOULDN'TTHE BRIDE BE DECIDING THIS?

I LIKE THE LEMON.

I JUST HEARD FROMTHE BRIDE'S DAUGHTER.

DON'T TELL METHEY CANCELED.

NO, THEIR BAND DID.

OH. WELL, CALL LYNN.

-OUT OF TOWN.-WHAT ABOUT THE JENSONS?

I ALREADY TRIED.

WELL, I'M SURESOMEONE'S AROUND.

SOMEONE IS.

NO.

THERE'S NO TIMETO GET ANYONE ELSE.

PLEASE?

IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOUTO PLAY AGAIN.

-I PLAY ALL THE TIME.-TO THE DUCKS.

THEY GET MY MUSIC.

I ALREADY SAID YOU'D DO IT.

-JULIE!-IT'S SETTLED THEN.

THANKS, DAD.

[WOMAN CALLS]MICK!

ARE YOU IN HERE?

NOWHERE TO HIDENOW, PAL.

BE RIGHT OUT!

GO WITH THE LEMON.

HEY.

HI.

DID WE HAVE A GOLFGAME I FORGOT ABOUT?

WELL, IF YOU COULD TAKETHE AFTERNOON OFF, WE DO.

OH, I'D LOVE TO,BUT I'M SWAMPED HERE.

JULIE CAN HANDLE THINGSFOR A FEW HOURS.

RIGHT?

YEAH, IT'S FINE, DAD.

WELL, THE THING IS,

I JUST FOUND OUT

WE HAVE A WEDDINGCOMING IN THIS WEEKEND--

FINE.

BUT TOMORROW NIGHT, DINNER.

AND I AM NOT TAKING NOFOR AN ANSWER.

TOODLES.

TOODLES.

SOUNDS LIKE A DATE.

SHE'S VERY FRIENDLY.

SHE LIKES YOU.

YEAH, I'M IRRESISTIBLE.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TORE-ENTER THE DATING POOL

SOMETIME.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

BE READY SOON, GRACE!

HI!

MOM...

ARE YOU DRIVING UP WITH US?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

JOHNNY HAS A GOLF TOURNAMENT.

WE'RE DRIVING UP TOMORROW.

WHO...

WHO'S JOHNNY?

OH, MY PLUS ONE.

YOU ARE GOING TOLOVE HIM.

HE'S THE EXACT OPPOSITEOF MY LAST PLUS ONE.

OH.

CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.

AND I CAN'T TELL YOUHOW RELIEVED I AM

THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TOBE ALONE ANYMORE.

OH, MOM, I'M NOT ALONE.

I HAVE GRACE, AND I HAVE WORK.

THAT IS NOT THE SAMEAS HAVING A HUSBAND.

I SHOULD KNOW, I'VE HAD A FEW.

AND WHAT IS THIS I HEAR

ABOUT YOU ORDERINGYOUR WEDDING DRESS ONLINE?

YOU COULD HAVE BORROWEDONE FROM ME.

I'M NOT SURE WEARINGA WEDDING DRESS

FROM A FAILED MARRIAGE

IS A GOOD IDEA.

JUST BECAUSE THEY ENDEDDOES NOT MEAN THEY FAILED.

OH, THERE SHE IS.

GRAM!

I DIDN'T EXPECTTO SEE YOU

UNTIL TOMORROW.

JUST DROPPING OFF GIFTSFOR MY TWO GIRLS.

OLIVIA...

THANK YOU, MOM.

NOW, GRACE,

I KNOW THAT YOU PREFERTHE NATURAL LOOK,

BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL ATTESTTO THE POWER OF MAKEUP.

YOU SHOULD TRYTHE WRINKLE CREAM, HONEY.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY

SOMEONE LIKE JOSHCOMES ALONG.

A DEMAIN.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

DID SHE JUST CRITICIZE US,OR COMPLIMENT US?

I THINK BOTH.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

YOU AND JOSHTOOK FOUR DAYS OFF?

I'M PRETTY SURE... NEVER.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

ACTUALLY, I THINK THISIS THE FIRST WEEKEND

WITHOUT AN OPEN HOUSE.

WELL, WE ARE LEAVINGTHE CITY BEHIND NOW,

SO YOU TWOCAN'T DO ANY BUSINESS.

I LIKE YOURTHINKING, HONEY.

REMEMBER THAT

WHEN I TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLEARE ON THE GUEST LIST.

48.

48?

GRACE, THIS WAS SUPPOSEDTO JUST BE A FEW FRIENDS.

I KNOW,I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

WHY AM INOT SURPRISED?

SOME OF THEM

ARE COMING UPON SATURDAY...

OKAY, WAIT, SATURDAY?

BUT MOST OF THEMARE DRIVING UP ON SUNDAY

FOR THE CEREMONY.

AND THE DINNER,

AND THE MUSIC,

AND THE LANTERNLIGHTING OVER THE LAKE.

ARE YOU MAD?

NO. NO.

OF COURSE, I'M NOT MAD.

THAT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL.

[♪♪]

HI!

WELCOME TO WILLOW LAKE.

I'M JULIE TURNER.

GRACE PERSHING.

WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE,LIKE, 15 TIMES.

16.

[TOGETHER]: NICE SHOES.

[CHUCKLING]

THIS IS MY MOM,

A.K.A. THE WORSTBRIDE EVER.

OH...HI. I'M OLIVIA.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEETYOU, TOO.

WOW, YOUR PLACEIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU.

I MIGHT SUGGESTYOU MOVE THIS PLANTER

OVER TO THE OTHER SIDEOF THE PORTICO--

-MOM...-SORRY.

IT'S PERFECT THE WAY IT IS.

WEDDING JITTERS?

WORKAHOLIC.

HMM.

I PROMISETHE NEXT FEW DAYS

WILL BE AMAZING.

SHALL I SHOW YOU AROUND,

OR SHOULD WE WAITFOR THE GROOM?

OH, NO, NO, IT'S JUST US.

HE'LL BE HERE ON SATURDAY.

HOPEFULLY.

HE'S THE WORST GROOM EVER.

THE PERFECTCOUPLE, THEN.

[DOG BARKING]

WHO'S THIS?

THAT'S LUCKY.

LUCKY?

HE DOESN'T USUALLY TAKETO STRANGERS LIKE THAT.

GOLDEN RETRIEVERS AND IGO WAY BACK.

WE'VE HAD THREE.

US TOO.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

SORRY, GIRLS,I'LL GRAB THIS REAL QUICK.

BRUCE, HI.

COME ON,I'LL SIGN YOU IN.

I LOVE THOSE.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD

BECAUSE I'MYOUR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER.

YOU TOOK THOSE?

THEY'RE AMAZING.

THANKS.

THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S EVEN BETTERTHAN I'D HOPED.

WE CAN HAVE THE CEREMONYEITHER INSIDE OR OUT.

OUTSIDE.DEFINITELY.

SHOULD WE WAIT FORYOUR MOM TO WEIGH IN?

SHE WON'T CARE.

YOU'RE SURE?

POSITIVE.

SHE'D GET MARRIEDIN THE CAR IF SHE COULD.

[CHUCKLES]

THAT COULD WORK.WE DO HAVE A TRUCK.

ONCE WE GETYOU SIGNED IN,

I'LL SHOW YOU THE GROUNDS,

AND THE PERFECT OUTDOOR SPOT,

UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEETHE TRUCK.

WE'LL KEEP THATAS A BACKUP PLAN.

I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S WASHED.

YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.

WHO'S THAT?

ME.

LET'S JUST GOWITH THE SECTIONAL.

WE CAN CHANGE OUT THE PILLOWS.

A POP OF PINK WOULD BE GREAT--YES, THANK YOU.

OOH! OH!

YOU OKAY?

I'M SO SORRY.

NO, NO, MY FAULT--

MICK?

LIVVY?

YOU LOOK...

OLDER?

BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE?

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

YOU'RE THEPERSHING-JOHNSON WEDDING?

YEAH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME?

PERSHING WAS MY FIRST HUSBAND.

HOW MANY HUSBANDSHAVE YOU HAD?

WHY ARE YOU STANDING HEREWITH ALL THE TOWELS?

I LIVE HERE.

WHAT?

I OWN THE PLACE.

YEAH, IT GETS WORSE.

I'M YOUR WEDDING SINGER.

UH, MOM?

OKAY, I'M DYING.

DAD?

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

WHAT'S WRONG?

-NOTHING.-EVERYTHING.

IT WAS A MILLION YEARS AGO,BEFORE YOUR FATHER.

BEFORE YOUR MOM.WE WERE--

---REALLY YOUNG.---AND STUPID.

--HE GOT A RECORD DEAL,AND HE WENT OFF TOURING,

--I CAME BACK, AND SHE WASALREADY WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

HE WAS MY FIRST LOVE.

SHE BROKE MY HEART.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

I GUESS I JUST NEVERWANTED TO THINK ABOUT HIM.

--EVER AGAIN.EVER.

I'LL CANCEL.

WE CAN DOTHE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE THING

LIKE YOU WANTED.

YOU WANTED TO GIVE MEA MEMORABLE WEEKEND,

AND IT WILL BE THAT.

BESIDES, HONEY, WE HAVE48 PEOPLE COMING THIS SUNDAY.

57.

I LIED.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

MAYBE SHE'LL CANCEL.

YOU'D BETTER HOPE NOT.

WE SPENT THEIR DEPOSITON DORM FEES.

ALL OF IT?

HI. THIS IS JOSH JOHNSON.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGEAT THE TONE. [BEEP]

JOSH, HEY, IT'S ME.

OKAY, SO, THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD.

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OFFUNNY... [LAUGHING]

OR NOT.

UM, JUST GIVE ME A CALL.

I LOVE YOU.

FOR YOU.

OH.

THANK YOU.

WELL, THEY'RE NOT FROM ME.

THEY'RE FROM A....

"JOSH JOHNSON.

NUMBER TWO REAL ESTATE AGENTIN LONG ISLAND"

GOOD-LOOKING GUY.

A LITTLEOFF YOUR TYPE.

MY TYPE HAS CHANGED.

LOOK, CLEARLY, THIS IS AWKWARD,

SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO CANCEL,I UNDERSTAND.

I DO.

BUT I CAN'T, I DON'T WANT TODISAPPOINT MY DAUGHTER.

BESIDES, I BARELY REMEMBERTHE DAY YOU LEFT ME

STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK.

SO THAT'S HOWIT'S GONNA BE, HUH?

THAT'S HOW IT WAS.

WELL, I BEG TO DIFFER.

[SNEEZES]

YOU STILL ALLERGIC TO ROSES?

NO, I'M NOT.

[SNEEZES]

MAYBE YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO ME.

MOM!

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEETHE HONEYMOON CABIN!

AW, LET ME PUT THESEIN YOUR ROOM.

THANK YOU.

PUT THEM BY THE WINDOW,SHE'S ALLERGIC.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?

THE RIVER ROCK FIREPLACE?

THE VIEW TO THE LAKE?

HONEY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[RUNNING TAP]

MY DAD PUT A LOT OFTIME INTO THIS ONE.

YOUR DAD DID THIS?

YEAH, HE REBUILTTHE ENTIRE PLACE.

IT TOOK HIS MIND OFF THINGSWHEN MY MOM DIED.

OH.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEANTO BRING THAT UP.

NO, NO, NO, I'M GLAD YOU DID.

I'VE KNOWN YOUR DADFOR A LONG TIME.

[SIGHS]

I FEEL AWFUL.

IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS NOW.

HE'S KIND OF SHUT DOWNSINCE THEN.

WHICH IS WHYI WAS SO GLAD

HE AGREED TO SINGAT YOUR WEDDING.

HE REALLY DOESN'TPLAY MUCH ANYMORE.

UNLESS YOU WANT METO GET SOMEONE ELSE--

-NO.-YOU'RE SURE?

ABSOLUTELY.

I MEAN, WHERE ELSEARE WE GOING TO FIND A POP STAR

IN VERMONT

THAT'S AVAILABLE ON SUNDAYFROM 2:00 TO 4:00?

WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T LET HIM HEAR YOU SAY"POP STAR".

HE HATES THAT.

OKAY, YEAH, I REMEMBER.

I'LL LET YOU GET SETTLED IN.

GRACE, I'LL SHOW YOU YOURS.

IT'S JUST ALONG THE PATH.

LEAD THE WAY.

THANK YOU.

[SNEEZES]

[SIGHS SADLY]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

I HAVE TO THROWA WEDDING FOR HER?

AND SING!

WHILE SHE MARRIES

THE NUMBER TWO REAL ESTATEAGENT IN LONG ISLAND?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

UNLESS YOU STILL HAVEFEELINGS FOR HER.

FEELINGS?I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.

SHE'S A COMPLETELYDIFFERENT PERSON.

HOW DOES SHE LOOK?

THAT GOOD, HUH?

[TYPING]

POP STAR...

STAGER...

[DOG BARKING]

LUCKY, NO!

[CHUCKLING] SORRY.

THAT'S OKAY.

HE LOOKSSO MUCH LIKE ROWDY.

RIGHT?YOU KNOW, I RESCUED HIM,

AND I THINK IT TURNS OUTHE ACTUALLY RESCUED ME.

[CHUCKLING]

YOU REMEMBERHOW WE FOUND ROWDY?

[LAUGHS] YEAH.

WASN'T HE EATING PIZZABEHIND THE DORM?

THE DOG LOVED HIS PIZZA.

HE DID.

UM...

JULIE TOLD ME ABOUT HER MOM.

I'M SO SORRY.

OH, THAT'S NICE OF YOU,THANK YOU.

YEAH, UM...

IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO ADJUST.

I THINK I'M STILL ADJUSTING.

YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT YOU

AND YOUR HUSBAND?

HUSBAND NUMBER ONE?

OH, THAT DIDN'T TAKEMUCH ADJUSTING.

HE LEFT AFTER GRACE WAS BORN.

I'M SORRY.

IT ALL WORKED OUT.

WELL, YOU SURE PICKEDA BEAUTIFUL PLACE

TO SETTLE DOWN.

OH. YEAH.

IT WAS MY WIFE'S HOMETOWN.

FIGURED IT'D BE A GOOD PLACETO RAISE A KID.

JULIE'S A GREAT GIRL.

SO IS GRACE.

YEAH.

I GUESS WE DID PRETTY GOOD THEN.

YEAH.

WELL, I'D BETTERGET BACK TO MY... STUFF.

OH, SURE.

SEE YA.

YEAH.

OH, UM...

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

STILL HATES YOU.

SO, THE GROOM.

WILL HE WANTTO GO OVER THE MENU?

NO, HE AND MY MOMHAVE THE SAME TASTE.

THEY'RE EXACTLY ALIKE.

THAT MAKES IT EASY.

I GUESS IT DOES.

HEY, GIRLS.

-HELLO.-HI.

IT'S NICE THAT YOU GUYSARE SO CLOSE.

ACTUALLY WE'REWORKING TOGETHER,

TEMPORARILY.

SHE'S "GROOMING" ME.

MOTHER AND DAUGHTERSTAGERS.

YIKES.

SHE WANTS ME TO BEJUST LIKE HER.

YIKES AGAIN.

NO KIDDING.

DO YOU HAVE ANYBROTHERS OR SISTERS?

ONLY CHILD.

ME TOO.

YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB,ORGANIZING THIS WEDDING.

I SURE HOPE SO.

DON'T WORRYABOUT ANYTHING HERE.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THISTHE PERFECT WEDDING,

ESPECIALLY SINCEIT MIGHT BE...

MIGHT BE WHAT?

NOTHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHYI'M TALKING SO MUCH.

BECAUSE OUR PARENTSARE EXES?

AND WE HAVETHE SAME SHOES.

HE'S SELLINGTHE PLACE.

HE DOESN'T THINKI KNOW,

BUT HE LEFT THE INFOON THE OFFICE COMPUTER.

HE'S NOT EXACTLYA TECHIE.

HE SAID YOU LOOKEDGREAT, BUT WOW.

-DUKE!-HI!

AW, IT'S SO GOODTO SEE YOU.

WHO IS OUR BOY GONNA GETTO DO THE COOKING, HUH?

YOU STILL, UH,COOKING FRIED CHEESE STICKS

WITH PEANUT BUTTER?

YOU KIDDING?

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTINGFOR YOUR REHEARSAL DINNER.

[LAUGHS]

AND I'M GONNABACK HIM UP ON DRUMS

ON YOUR WEDDING SONG, TOO.

♪ BA-DUM-BUM...

OH, YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A BEAT.

OR LOST A POUND.

-YOU LOOK GREAT.-THANK YOU.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CLUBTHAT WE PLAYED,

THE ONE NEAR THE RIVER?

IT WAS MORE OFAN INDUSTRIAL RUN-OFF.

WELL, YEAH,

AND WE HADTHE THREE AUDIENCE MEMBERS...

YEAH, IT WAS THE BARTENDER,THE WAITER AND THE DISHWASHER.

THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THATTHE SONG YOU WROTE FOR THAT ONE

WAS, UH... IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH.

OH.

ARE YOU STILL WRITING?

UH, YEAH,I MEAN, WELL, POST-ITS.

AND WEDDING VOWS.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT,BY THE WAY.

AW, THANK YOU.

HOW LONG HAVE YOULIVED HERE?

ALL MY LIFE.

IT'S PROBABLYFOR THE BEST.

HE NEEDS A FRESH START,

AND THERE'S TOO MANYMEMORIES HERE.

IT SOUNDS LIKEGOOD MEMORIES.

YEAH.

HE GAVE UP A LOTTO RAISE ME.

HE SOUNDS LIKEA GREAT DAD.

HE REALLY IS.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

NOT EVERYONE HASONE OF THOSE.

HE WON'T SAY IT,

BUT HE'S DREADING THE DAYI LEAVE FOR COLLEGE.

MY MOM WENT THROUGHTHAT PHASE.

AND SHE SURVIVED?

THEY ALL DO.

AND HE'LL MAKEYOUR ROOM REALLY NICE

WHEN YOU COME HOMEFOR HOLIDAYS,

SO YOU WON'TWANT TO LEAVE.

THAT DOESN'TSOUND SO BAD.

HE'LL PROBABLY BUYHIMSELF A FEW THINGS,

CLOTHES,MAYBE A NEW CAR.

OKAY...

AND THEN THERE'STHE HOBBIES.

YOU KNOW, THE THINGSTHEY THOUGHT

THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO DOBUT REALLY DIDN'T?

LIKE WHAT?

IN MY MOM'S CASE,IT WAS WEAVING.

FOLLOWED BYSYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING?

IT'S AN OLYMPIC EVENT.

OH, ANDTHE MANDARIN LESSONS.

YOUR MOMCAN SPEAK MANDARIN?

"NI HAO.

NI CHIFAN LE MA."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

"HELLO, HAVE YOU EATEN?"

WHICH IS PRETTY MUCHWHAT SHE ASKS ME

IN ENGLISHFIVE TIMES A DAY.

[LAUGHING]

THANK YOU.

'KAY. TALKTO YOU SOON.

JOSH, HI!

SO, GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD?

DID GRACE CALL YOU?

HONEY, I... I WANTEDTO TELL YOU MYSELF.

IT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL--

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

IT'S A HUGE DEAL.

PROPERTIES LIKE THATNEVER COME ON THE MARKET.

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

THE LISTING WENT UP YESTERDAY.

"FOR SALE BY OWNER.

NO BROKER."

APPARENTLY, THE OWNERIS SOME SINGER

WHO WAS FAMOUS IN THE '70s?

IT WAS THE '80s.

IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU COULDPUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME

BEFORE I GET UP THERE?

ACTUALLY, NO, I CAN'T.

IT WOULD BE A LITTLE WEIRD,

BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT,

HE'S MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND.

[LAUGHS]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I KNOW, IT'S TOTALLY AWKWARD.

AWKWARD?

IT'S GREAT.

UNLESS HE HATES YOUFOR BREAKING UP WITH HIM.

NO.

IF I GET THIS LISTING,

IT COULD OPEN UPTHE HIGH-END VERMONT MARKET.

THIS COULD BE BIG FOR US.

I... I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU.

HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUTCOMING UP BEFORE SATURDAY?

WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW,

I JUST MISS YOU.

AW...

I MISS YOU, TOO--

[INCOMING CALL BEEPS]OH, HANG ON,

I GOT ANOTHER CALL.

I GOTTA TAKE THIS ONE.

[STAMMERS]

JULIE SAID THIS ISBEST FOOD IN TOWN.

GREAT.I AM STARVING.

[HONKS HORN]

HI THERE, HANDSOME.

YOU CLEANED UPREAL GOOD.

DID YOU TRY ON THE DRESS YET?

MM.

I WILL.

I PROMISE.

WEDDING VOWS?

ALMOST.

MOM...

I STARTED.

OKAY.

LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE.

OKAY.

TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TOREAD FROM YOUR PHONE

AT THE CEREMONY.

"JOSH...

"WHEN I STAGED YOUR OPEN HOUSETHREE YEARS AGO,

"I HAD NO IDEAWE'D END UP HERE.

"REAL ESTATEIS A SMART INVESTMENT,

AND SO IS OUR RELATIONSHIP."

WHAT? IS THAT BAD?

AWFUL.

ALL RIGHT, HOW'S THIS?

"JOSH,

YOU MOVE HOUSES,AND YOU MOVE ME."

WHAT WAS THAT?

HER WEDDING VOWS.

I'M STILL WORKING ON THEM.

DO YOU HAVE A TABLE

IN ANOTHER PART OFTHE RESTAURANT?

SORRY, MICK.IT'S AN HOUR WAIT.

HOW ABOUT ONENEAR THE KITCHEN?

OR MAYBE IN THE KITCHEN?

[CLEARING THROAT]

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

UH, NO.

SO...

YOU TWOKNOW EACH OTHER?

YES, WELL, WE USED TO.

CAMILLE,THIS IS LIVVY PHILLIPS.

OR, UH, I'M SORRY,

PERSHING...

SLASH-HYPHEN-JOHNSON-TO BE?

HI.

HI.

-I'M OLIVIA.-NICE TO MEET YOU.

YEAH, NICE TOMEET YOU, TOO.

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, GRACE.

-HI.-HI.

OLIVIA'S GETTING MARRIEDON SUNDAY.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU.

SHE'S MARRYING THE NUMBER TWOREAL ESTATE AGENT

IN LONG ISLAND.

OH.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]

SO, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

OH, UM, I THINKYOU WERE TELLING ME

HOW THIS IS YOUR FIRSTACTUAL DATE IN AGES.

I THOUGHT WE WERETALKING ABOUT HOW WE MET.

AT THE P.T.A. MEETING?

RIGHT.

MOM...

OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY.

WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

WEDDING VOWS.

RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

I KNOW IT'SNONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUTTHE SONG WE WROTE

IN CENTRAL PARK?

I REALLY DON'T RECALL.

-YOU WROTE A SONG?-SEVERAL.

JUST SOME WORDS,THAT'S IT.

I THINK WE USED TOCALL THEM LYRICS.

HOW AM I JUST HEARINGABOUT THIS NOW?

BECAUSE IT WASA MILLION YEARS AGO,

AND I BARELY REMEMBER.

WHAT WAS THE SONG?

WHAT WAS IT...

"WHERE DREAMS COME HOME."

REALLY?

NOW, WHERE HAVE IHEARD THAT BEFORE?

OH, MY.

DO WE HAVE A COPYRIGHTINFRINGEMENT HERE?

OKAY...

[CLEARING THROAT]

FINE.

I'LL CHANGE IT.

OH, NO.

NO, DON'T.

IT'S CATCHY.

[SIGHS]

[MOUTHS SILENTLY]I'M STARVING...

[♪♪]

OH...

OH!

OH...

IT'S BAD LUCKTO SEE THE DRESS

BEFORE THE WEDDING,RIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT THE GROOM.

IF YOU'RE LOOKINGFOR GRACE,

SHE'S WITH JULIE.

THEY WENTTO GET FLOWERS.

OH.

YOU FINISHTHOSE VOWS YET?

BECAUSE I HAVE A WHOLE DRAWEROF UNUSED LYRICS.

OLD UNUSED LYRICS.

OH, IT'S SO HARD TO TURN DOWN,

BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO.

YOUR LOSS.

HEY, HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

YOU SHOULD KNOW,

YOU WERE PRACTICALLYON IT WITH ME.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,I'D SAY YOU'RE A BIT RUSTY.

I'M NOT RUSTY!

[YELPS]

[SIGHS]

I GUESS SEEING THE DRESSBEFORE THE WEDDING

IS BAD LUCK.

I'M SORRY.I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S MY FAULT,

I NEVER SHOULD HAVELEFT THE ROOM.

TAKE IT OFF,I'LL GET IT CLEANED.

I WOULDIF I COULD GET OUT OF IT.

I'M PRETTY SURECLEANING IS NOT AN OPTION.

IT'S JUST RIGHT HERE.

DO YOU GET ALONGWITH JOSH?

YEAH.

JOSH IS COOL.

REALLY.

YOU TRYING TOCONVINCE ME OR YOU?

NO, HE'S A GREAT GUY,

AND MY MOM SEEMS HAPPY.

MOSTLY.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M JUST NOT SURE I'VE EVERSEEN THEM ACTUALLY KISS.

I MEAN, ON THE LIPS.

THAT PASSION,

LIKE IN THE MOVIES.

BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUSTWHAT HAPPENS

WHEN PEOPLE GET OLDER.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

HAS HE BEEN SEEING ANYONE ELSE?

NO.

I TRY, BUT...

HE DOESN'T PLAY WELLWITH OTHERS.

MY DAD'S A GREAT GUY,HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE--

A LITTLE EXCITEMENT?

EXACTLY.

MY MOM'S THE OPPOSITE.

SHE COULD USE A LITTLE...

SMALL-TOWN-I-NESS?

THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE TO LIFETHAN JUST WORK, RIGHT?

THERE BETTER BE.

[FABRIC TEARS]OH!

OH, I'M SORRY.

I'VE BEEN MEANINGTO GET THAT FIXED.

LOOK-- I'M SORRY.

IT'S FINE.

IF I STAY HERELONG ENOUGH,

I MIGHT NEEDA WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.

WELL, THAT WOULDN'TNECESSARILY BE A BAD THING.

I'M JUST SAYING,

I GUESS I'M USED TO SEEING YOUIN JEANS AND STUFF.

YOU'RE NOT USEDTO SEEING ME AT ALL.

THAT'S TRUE.

HI, JANEY!

MICK, HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD, GOOD.

WE NEED A DRESS.

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERENEVER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN.

OH....

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

HE'S STILLON THE MARKET.

GREAT.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

[♪♪]

LOOKS A LITTLE MERMAID-Y.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

NO.

NO.

NO.

[SIGHING]

THAT'S THE ONE.

REALLY?

DEFINITELY.

OKAY.

WE'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

THERE'S NO "WE".

THANK YOU,

BUT YOU ARE NOTBUYING MY WEDDING DRESS.

I RUINED THE FIRST ONE.

RING THIS UP.

NO, ACTUALLY, HERE.

PLEASE TAKE MINE.

I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BETHINKING ABOUT YOU

EVERY TIME I WEAR THIS DRESS.

WELL, HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOUPLANNING ON WEARING IT?

ONCE.

WELL, AT LEAST LET ME BUY YOUA CUP OF COFFEE.

[SPOONS CLANKING ON POTS]

[BANGING OUT PATTERNS]

[DRUMMING ON SOUP POT]

SO, YOU'RE A CHEF

AND A DRUMMER?

WELL, I USED TO BE.

YOU QUITTHE MUSIC BIZ LIKE MICK?

NO, NO, I USED TO BE A CHEF.

I'M STILL A DRUMMER.

RECENT CUTBACKSAROUND HERE

DON'T REALLY ALLOW METO DO MY BEST WORK, THOUGH.

I DIDN'T SEE THATIN THE BROCHURE.

OH, DON'T WORRY,

MICK'S ORDEREDALL THE TOP-SHELF STUFF

FOR THE WEDDING.

YOU PLAY WITH HIMBACK IN THE DAY?

YEAH.

YEAH, I WAS THE HEARTBEATOF THAT BAND.

WHY DID HE LEAVE?

I THINK HE THOUGHTHE WAS CHASING A DREAM,

AND HE JUST DIDN'T REALIZEHE'D LEFT THE REAL THING BEHIND.

WHY DIDN'T MY MOM GO WITH HIM?

THEY WERE A TEAM.

YOU'D HAVE TO ASKYOUR MOM THAT.

THEY WERE REALLYTHAT GOOD TOGETHER?

THEY WERE A PERFECT HARMONY,THEY WERE LIKE ONE VOICE.

IT WAS PURE MAGIC.

I WISH I COULD'VE HEARD THEM.

WHAT DID THEY WRITE ABOUT?

I'VE GOT SOMETHING I THINKYOU MIGHT WANNA HAVE A LOOK AT.

THIS IS EVERY LYRIC

THAT YOUR MOMAND MICK WROTE.

"I FOUND WARMTHIN YOUR EMBRACE,

"COMFORTIN YOUR HEART,

AND HOMEIN YOUR EYES."

WOW.

YEAH... YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S MICK'S HANDWRITING.

THIS ONE.

YEAH, THAT'S YOUR MOM.

"LOVING YOUIS LIKE BREATHING

"I CAN'T STOP

"BUT WHEN I DO

"I WANT TO HAVEMY LAST BREATH SPENT

SHARING A KISS WITH YOU"

IT'S A LITTLE UNSETTLING,

'CAUSE IT'S MY MOM,

BUT WOW.

THEY WERE INTENSE.

INTENSE IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

I JUST CAN'T WRAPMY HEAD AROUND THIS.

MAYBE PEOPLE GET OLDER, AND...

AND CHANGE.

OR SOMETIMES,

THEY JUST NEED TO BE REMINDEDOF THEIR BEST WORK.

YOU MIND IF I TAKE THESE?

THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, WE USUALLYDON'T GET DAUGHTERS

PLANNING THEIRMOTHERS' WEDDINGS.

OH, YEAH,

GRACE JUST REALLYWANTS IT TO BE SPECIAL.

DON'T YOU?

YEAH, I...

HONESTLY, I WOULD HAVEBEEN FINE

WITH A CEREMONYIN THE COURTHOUSE,

BUT GRACE IS 20AND STARRY-EYED.

WELL, YOU WERE 20AND STARRY-EYED.

[CHUCKLES]

YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.

OUR KIDS ARE THE SAME AGEWE WERE WHEN WE MET.

TO BE HONEST,I'M FREAKING OUT

THAT JULIE'S GOINGAWAY TO COLLEGE.

YEAH, WHEN GRACEMOVED OUT,

I REDID HER ROOMFOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK.

AND I SLEPTIN HER CHILDHOOD BED,

UNDER A POSTEROF THE BACKSTREET BOYS.

OKAY, I'M NOTDOING THAT.

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

IT'S FUNNYHOW TIME FLIES.

I STARTED DRINKINGHERBAL TEA

AND POMEGRANATE JUICE.

HMM, ANTIOXIDANTS.

OMEGA 3'S, GLUTEN?

OH, "GLUTEN,"I HATE THAT WORD.

HOW ABOUT THIS,"V.I.B.B.A."

"VERMONT INN

BED & BREAKFASTASSOCIATION."

I'M THE TREASURER.

OH. I.P.S.A.

HOME AND PROPERTYASSOCIATION,

THIRD V.P.

HMM, M.S.G.U.,

MAPLE SYRUPGROWERS UNITED.

AND YOU ALREADYKNOW ABOUT THE P.T.A.

GIRLS WILDERNESSGROUP LEADER,

NEW YORK BOARDCO-OP DIRECTOR,

RULES COMMITTEE,AND NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.

HEY, I CANNEDMY OWN JAM LAST YEAR.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

OH, EXCUSE ME.

JOSH!

HEY, SWEETIE.

HI.

HOW'S IT GOING UP THERE?

OH, IT'S GOOD.

NOT THAT GOOD.

REGULAR GOOD.

DID YOU GET A CHANCETO TALK TO HIM YET?

WE TALKED.

UM...

LISTEN, HONEY, I'M NOTFEELING THAT COMFORTABLE

BRINGING IT UPIN THIS SITUATION.

IS THAT HIM?

UH...YEAH.

PUT HIM ON.

I'LL ASK HIM.

OKAY.

JOSH...

UH, HEY, JOSH.

CONGRATULATIONS.

WELL, THANKS.

I HEARD YOUR PLACEIS FANTASTIC.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

WELL, IT'S HERE WAITING.

SO OLIVIA TELLS METHAT YOU TWO HAVE A HISTORY.

ANCIENT HISTORY.

I BELIEVE IN BEING UPFRONT ABOUTTHINGS, DON'T YOU?

UH... SURE.

SO I'M JUST GOING TO COMERIGHT OUT AND SAY IT.

OKAY.

I CAN GET YOU WAY ABOVEASKING PRICE.

WHAT?

I KNOW THAT'S A BIG STATEMENT.

BUT IF YOU GIVE METHE LISTING, I'LL GUARANTEE IT.

THE LISTING...

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

UM...

YOU SAIDABOVE ASKING?

WAY ABOVE.

WELL... SURE, WHY NOT?

[INCOMING CALL BEEPING]

THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

I GOTTA JUMP ON THIS CALL.

TELL OLIVIA I LOVE HER.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

UH...

I LOVE YOU.

HE LOVES YOU.

BRACE YOURSELF.

I'M BRACED.

WHAT'S SHE GOTTO CRITICIZE?

SHE'LL FIND SOMETHING.

HI, MOM.

HI, GALS.

AND YOU MUSTBE JOHNNY.

JOHNNY, THIS ISMY DAUGHTER, OLIVIA,

THE BRIDE-TO-BE.

AND THIS IS GRACE,

MY GRANDDAUGHTER,

WHO WILL ALSOBE A BRIDE ONE DAY.

NOT ANYTIME SOON, THOUGH.

WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.

MOM, ONE WEDDINGAT A TIME.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCHABOUT YOU GIRLS.

WHATEVER SHE SAID,IT ISN'T TRUE.

HOW WASYOUR DRIVE UP?

OH, YOU KNOW,UNEVENTFUL.

FARMS, TREES.

TREES, FARMS...

AND NORA,WHO SPOKE NON-STOP.

HEY!

[LAUGHTER]

EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

I'M GONNA HAVEA LOOK AT THIS LAKE.

AND MAYBE EVENJUMP IN.

YOU DO THAT.

MM...

[CHUCKLING]

MOM...

I LIKE HIM.

ME TOO.

YEAH, I THINKHE MIGHT BE A KEEPER.

LET'S SEE THIS PLACE.

[SIGHS]

OH.

NICE...

VERY NICE.

ISN'T IT?

WOW.

I ASSUME YOU'VE PICKED OUTALL YOUR PLACE SETTINGS,

AND FLOWERS, AND CAKE?

PLACE SETTINGS, SILVER.

FLOWERS, LILIES.

CAKE, LEMON.

LEMON.

WHO CHOSE THAT?

I DID.

HONEY, NO ONE HAS LEMONAT A WEDDING.

MOM...

I LIKE IT.

LEMONS ARE SOUR.

IS THAT HOW YOU WANTTO START YOUR MARRIAGE?

IT'S A CAKE, MOM.

IT'S NOT LIFE.

WELCOME.

MOM, YOU REMEMBER

MICK TURNER.

YES, OF COURSE, I DO.

WAIT, YOU DIDN'TINVITE HIM TO YOUR WEDDING?

HE OWNS THE INN.

YOU LOOK GREAT, MRS. PHILLIPS.

IT'S MS. WINTERS, ACTUALLY.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS,YOU REMARRIED.

TWICE AND COUNTING.

ONE KEEPSDOING SOMETHING

UNTIL THEYGET IT RIGHT.

[CHUCKLES] I SEE.

AND OBVIOUSLY,YOU'VE GIVEN UP THE MUSIC.

MICK IS OUR WEDDING SINGER.

OH...

THAT MUST BE SUCHA COMEDOWN FOR YOU.

NOT REALLY.

I'M GOING TOMAKE SURE

YOUR LUGGAGEGETS TO YOUR ROOM.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

MOM...

YOU COULD BE A LITTLE NICER.

I NEVER LIKED THAT BOY.

HE'S HARDLY A BOY.

HE'S JUST LIKEYOUR FATHER WAS,

RUNNING AFTER...SOME DREAM.

MOM, IT WASA LONG TIME AGO.

HE BROKE YOUR HEART.

A MOTHER NEVER GETS OVER THAT.

I GOT OVER IT.

WELL, WE'LL SEEHOW YOU FEEL

WHEN SOME BOY WITH A GUITARBREAKS GRACE'S HEART.

NORA...

COME ON,LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

OH. OKAY.

A LONG WALK.

THANK YOU.

DID YOU SWIM?

NO, NO.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, IT'S JUST SOME JUNK MAIL.

DAD...

I KNOW YOU'RESELLING THE PLACE.

I'M SORRY, HONEY.

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.

I WAS JUST WAITINGFOR THE RIGHT TIME.

IT'S OKAY.

I'M FINE WITH IT.

YOU ARE?

THE PLACE IS TOO BIG,AND IT'S TOO MUCH WORK.

I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT...

ALL OUR MEMORIES HERE.

WE'LL MAKE NEW ONES.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

I'M SURE.

OH, YOUR STUDENTS ARE HERE.

THEY'RE SETTING UPIN THE GARAGE.

I THINK WE'LL GOA CAPPELLA TODAY.

THAT'S NOTLIKE YOU.

YOU DON'T KNOW OLIVIA'S MOTHER.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE MUSIC?

SHE DOESN'TLIKE MY MUSIC.

LET'S START WITH"LONELY NIGHT," OKAY?

WE'LL JUST DOTHE CHORUS IN UNISON.

ON ONE,

TWO, THREE...

AND...

[ALL SINGING TOGETHER]

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT... ♪

[♪♪]

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT... ♪

NICE.

[SINGING CARRIES]

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT... ♪

ALL RIGHT, READY TOPUT IN THOSE ANSWERS?

SO, GROUP ONE, GROUP TWO,

REMEMBER YOUR PARTS.

FOCUS ON PITCHAND TIMING,

OKAY?

WE'LL DO THE CHORUSIN UNISON,

THEN WE'LL ADD THE ANSWERS.

HERE WE GO.

TWO, THREE, AND...

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT ♪

NICE. HERE WE GO.

♪ YOU KNOW I'M LOOKIN'...

♪ LOOKIN'...

♪ ...LOOKIN ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I'M...

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I'M...

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT ♪

♪ YOU KNOWI'M LOOKING AT ANOTHER... ♪

♪ [JOINING IN]...LONELY NIGHT ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I'M...

[SINGING TOGETHER]♪ LOOKING AT ANOTHER

♪ LONELY NIGHT...

I HAD NO IDEASHE COULD SING.

CLEARLY, SHE CAN.

AND SHE'S GOOD.

[STUDENTS HARMONIZINGIN THE BACKGROUND]

♪ LOOKIN'...

♪ LOOKIN' ATANOTHER LONELY NIGHT ♪

♪ LOOKIN' AT A LONELY NIGHT...

♪ YOU KNOW I'M...

THEY LOOK SO...

GOOD TOGETHER.

[LAUGHING]

HE HAS PICTURESOF YOUR MOM.

I FOUND THEMA LONG TIME AGO,

BUT I NEVER KNEW WHOTHEY WERE UNTIL NOW.

WHY DO YOU THINK

THEY NEVER TALKEDABOUT EACH OTHER?

MAYBE THE MEMORIESWERE TOO PAINFUL.

OR TOO GOOD.

[SINGING TOGETHER]

AND NOW HE GETSTO LOSE HER AGAIN.

AND VICE VERSA.

♪ ANOTHER LONELY NIGHT...

[FINISHES SONG]

[SLOW CLAPPING]

JOSH...

HI.

THAT WAS... AMAZING.

YOU CAME EARLY.

I MISSED YOU.

THIS ISSTILL YOU, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT WAS THE OLD ME.

YOU KNOW,A ONE-TIME PERFORMANCE.

I HAD NO IDEA.

ME EITHER.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU MADE IT.

AND A DAY EARLY.

SURPRISES ALL THE WAYAROUND HERE.

[CHUCKLES]

OH, UM, JOSH,THIS IS JULIE...

IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

LIKEWISE.

AND, UM, MICK.

-WELCOME.-THANK YOU.

SO YOU'RE "THE ONETHAT GOT AWAY".

[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

YEAH.

YOUR PLACE ISINCREDIBLE, MAN.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEETHE REST OF IT.

OH, THANK YOU.

IT WON'T LASTTHE WEEKEND.

I MAY NOT EITHER.

HARD COPIES.

SIGNATURE PAGESARE MARKED.

GREAT.

RIGHT.

WELL, I'LL... GIVE YOU GUYSSOME PRIVACY.

HEY, GUYS, THAT'S A WRAPFOR TODAY, OKAY?

WE'LL PICK IT UP HERENEXT WEEK.

GREAT JOB.

FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, HONEY,BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

YES. I DID.

I SHOULD HAVEBEEN HERE YESTERDAY.

WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW.

HEY.

IS THAT HIM?

YEAH.

HE LOOKS...

LIKE A DECENT GUY?

IF I DIDN'TKNOW BETTER,

I WOULD THINKTHAT YOU WERE--

DON'T SAY "JEALOUS."

I WAS GOING TO SAY

"HAVING FEELINGSFOR HER AGAIN."

DON'T SAY THATEITHER!

BUYERS LOVECELEBRITY PROPERTIES.

I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY UPTHE POP STAR ANGLE.

DO WE REALLYHAVE TO DO THAT?

WELL, I ONCE SOLD A HOUSEFOR DOUBLE THE COMPS,

JUST BECAUSEA REAL HOUSEWIFE,

WHO SHALLREMAIN NAMELESS,

USED TO LIVE THERE.

WOW...

WHAT A ROOM.

OH, THANK YOU.

I RESTORED IT TOITS ORIGINAL STATE.

I'D SAY WE STAGE IT,AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY LIKE ITTHE WAY IT IS.

IT HAS CHARACTER.

IT FEELS RIGHT.

FOR A COUNTRY INN.

IT IS A COUNTRY INN.

NOW.

NOT THAT YOUR PLACEISN'T AMAZING,

BECAUSE IT IS.

BUT THE WALL STREETERSAND THE TECHIES

REALLY GO FORTHOSE CLEAN MODERN LINES,

AND THAT IS OUR TARGET MARKET.

DON'T WORRY,

OLIVIA IS THE BEST.

[DOG WHINING]

LUCKY, COME ON,GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO BE HERE, COME ON.GO ON, COME.

[SIGHS NERVOUSLY]

UH, SORRY,

JOSH ISN'T REALLYA DOG PERSON.

I WAS ATTACKED

AT AN OPEN HOUSEBY A POODLE.

A TOY POODLE.

I THINK I HAVE ITFIGURED OUT.

SHOULD I KNOW WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EXACTLY?

THAT WHOLE SOMETHING OLD,SOMETHING NEW--

SOMETHING BORROWED--

SOMETHING BLUE.

HERE'S THE OLD.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S ONE OFMY GRANDMOTHER'S VEILS.

SHE KNEW MY MOMWOULDN'T WEAR IT,

BUT THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULDSNEAK IT IN SOMEHOW.

SHE'S CRAFTY.

SO AM I,

AND DEVIOUS.

SO, WHAT'S THE "NEW"?

I BOUGHT HER AN ANKLET.

I'LL GIVE IT TO HERTHE DAY OF THE WEDDING.

THEN YOU JUST NEEDSOMETHING BORROWED.

GOT IT.

SHOULD I ASK?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ.

"YOU AND ME

"ON AN OPEN ROAD

"THE STARS ALIGNAND THEY GUIDE US ON

"BUT WHEREVER WE GO

WE ARE HOME."

I LOVE IT,WHERE'S IT FROM?

MY MOM WROTE IT.

SHE'S REALLY GOOD.

LIKE MY DAD.

SHE WROTE IT FOR YOUR DAD.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

AND THERE'S MORE.

HOW MUCH MORE?

AN ENTIRE BOX FULL.

DUKE SHOWED ME.

DON'T TELL HIMI TOLD YOU.

I HAD NO CLUE.

BUT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU'VE SEENHOW THEY'VE BEEN ACTING.

I DON'T THINKIT'S AS LONG AGO AS WE THINK.

AND SO YOU'RE PUTTING THISIN HER BOUQUET BECAUSE?

I'M CRAFTY.

AND DEVIOUS.

I KNOW YOU SEE IT.

RIGHT?

I DO.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE WAIT.

AND HOPENATURE TAKES ITS COURSE.

[GASPS] WOW.

IT IS BEAUTIFULOUT HERE, ISN'T IT?

INCREDIBLE.

I WONDER WHATTHE LAKEFRONT FOOTAGE IS?

JUST KIDDING.

NO REAL ESTATE TALK.

NO REAL ESTATE TALK.

[SIGHING]

MAYBE GRACE WAS RIGHT.

ABOUT WHAT?

WE'RE UNROMANTIC.

WE'RE NOT UNROMANTIC.

I MEAN, LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE.

AND WE'RE GETTINGMARRIED IN, UM...

WE'RE GETTING MARRIEDIN 46 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES.

YOU SET A REMINDERFOR OUR WEDDING?

DIDN'T WANT TO MISS IT.

[CHUCKLES]

HEY...

THIS IS US.

YEAH.

THIS IS US.

I WONDER HOW FARTHIS PATH GOES?

LET'S FIND OUT.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

OH, HANG ON.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S NOTHING.

I KNOW THAT LOOK.

LOCAL BROKERS.

AND?

WITH A TONOF CLIENT ACCESS.

BUT IT CAN WAIT.

COME ON,

I'LL RACE YOU AROUND THE LAKE.

HEY...

GO AHEAD, GO MEET 'EM.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH.

I MEAN, THE LAKE'S GOING TOBE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK,

AND SO WILL I.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

THEN WE CAN GRAB A BITEIN TOWN AFTER.

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT,

I THINK I'D RATHERJUST STAY HERE.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH.

LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I'LL BE GONE,LIKE, AN HOUR.

TWO, TOPS.

NO BIKING AND TEXTING.

[JINGLES BICYCLE BELL]

I KNEW IT.

YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS.

SO, WHAT'S THE PLANAFTER YOU SELL THIS PLACE?

YOU'RE GOING TO OPENYOUR RESTAURANT.

AND WHAT, YOU'LL BEMY MAITRE D'?

MAYBE.

SO, YOU HAVEN'T REALLYTHOUGHT THIS THOUGH A LOT,

HAVE YOU?

JUST PLAYING IT BY EAR.

LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS.

WHEN YOU USED TOTAKE CHANCES.

I'M JUST SAYING,

YOU USED TO GO AFTERTHE THINGS YOU WANTED.

[GEARS CLANK]

OH!

OH.

I THINK I LIKE THIS ONE.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HEY, MOM,YOU'RE ON SPEAKER PHONE.

HI, HONEY, UM...

I'M ON THE LAKE PATH,

AND MY CHAIN SLIPPED OFF.

I'M NOT REALLY SUREHOW TO FIX IT,

SO I'M GOING TO BE JUSTA LITTLE LATE GETTING BACK.

I'LL SEND SOMEONE.

NO, NO, NO, DON'T BE SILLY,I CAN WALK.

WE GOT THIS.

HOW FAR DO YOUTHINK SHE GOT?

FAR ENOUGH.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOUDOING RIGHT NOW?

HEY.

OH, HEY.

SORRY.

NO, IT HAPPENSALL THE TIME.

WELL, THANK YOU.

WELL, YOU CAN JUSTCONSIDER THIS

PART OFTHE CONCIERGE SERVICE.

THANKS.

OH, YEAH.

CHAINS ARE TRICKY.

YEAH.

OF ALL THE PLACES FOR YOUTO PEDAL INTO,

YOU HAD TO PEDAL INTO MINE, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, WE'LL ALWAYS HAVETHAT THIRD-FLOOR DORM.

-YEAH.-YEAH.

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

AS LONG ASYOU'RE OUT HERE,

THERE'S A PLACEA LITTLE FURTHER ALONG

THAT'S PRETTY SPECIAL,

IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

SURE.

WHY NOT?

FOLLOW ME.

WOW.

TOLD YOUIT WAS SPECIAL.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH.

I THINK THIS ISOFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE PLACE.

MINE TOO.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKEI'M SAYING GOODBYE,

AND YOU'RE SAYING "I DO."

[LAUGHS]

NOW, THATCOULD BE A SONG.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANTTO LET GO OF ALL THIS?

I'M NOT SURE ABOUTA LOT OF THINGS, LIVVY.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUTTHE INN, RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW, ARE WE?

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN.

FALLING FOR WHAT?

FOR YOU.

WELL, I REMEMBER YOU WEREPRETTY HAPPY WITH ME ONCE.

I REMEMBER THE TAIL-LIGHTSOF YOUR VAN

AS YOU DROVE AWAY.

OH, COME ON, I HAD A TOUR.

YOU PROMISEDYOU'D COME BACK FOR ME.

I DID.

OH, SORRY FOR NOT WAITINGTWO DECADES.

TWO DECADES?

IT WAS SIX MONTHS AT THE MOST.

AND YOU WERE ALREADYWITH SOMEONE ELSE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU DIDN'T COME BACK FOR ME.

YEAH, I DID.

I WENT TO YOUR DORM.

YOUR ROOMMATE SAIDTHAT YOU'D MET SOMEONE.

MY ROOMMATE?

MY-- WHY WOULD YOUBELIEVE HER?

WELL, WHY WOULDN'T I?

BECAUSE SHE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU,

AND SHE WASA PATHOLOGICAL LIAR,

AND IF YOU HADN'TGIVEN UP SO EASY,

YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND OUTTHAT I WAS HEARTBROKEN.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO SAY TO THIS. I...

NOTHING.

I'M GOING BACK.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS WEDDINGTO BE OVER.

[SIGHING SADLY]

[♪♪]

WHAT DOES IT NEED?

NOTHING.

IT'S PERFECT.

WELL, THANK YOU,

BUT THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.

EVERYTHING YOU'RE PREPARINGIS AMAZING.

IT CAN ALWAYS BE BETTER.

TRY THE SAUCETHAT GOES WITH THIS.

AND?

ARE YOU GOING TO BE MADIF I SAY "AMAZING?"

-YEAH.-THEN NO COMMENT.

YOU ARE LIKE YOUR MOM,

VERY SWEET.

TRY IT AGAIN.

IT'S BETTER, RIGHT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

DON'T EVER SETTLE.

LIFE'S TOO SHORT, GRACE.

WE'RE STILL TALKINGFOOD, YEAH?

YOU DON'T THINK SHE SHOULDMARRY JOSH EITHER, DO YOU?

WHAT I THINK...

IS THAT IT CAN ALWAYS BE BETTER.

MM.

MM-HMM.

HEY...

OH, HI.

[SIGHS] I'M SORRY,

I KNOW THIS WASSUPPOSED TO BE

A WEEKEND WITHOUTAN OPEN HOUSE.

OH, HONEY, WHAT'S A WEEKENDWITHOUT AN OPEN HOUSE?

AFTER THE WEDDING,WE'LL TAKE SOME TIME OFF.

YOU MEAN A HONEYMOON?

NOT THAT MUCH TIME.

YES, A HONEYMOON.

NO CELL PHONES,OR SINGLE-FAMILY DWELLINGS?

DONE.

I HAVE TO HEAD INTO TOWNAND PICK UP THE SIGNS.

YOU GOT THIS?

OH, I GOT THIS.[CLINKING MUGS]

SEE YOU SOON.

OKAY.

-MORNING, GRACE.-GOOD MORNING, JOSH.

REHEARSAL DINNERTONIGHT.

GOT IT.

DON'T GO TOO FAR!

WOULDN'TDREAM OF IT!

[MUTTERING QUIETLY]WORST GROOM EVER.

[SIGHS]SO, WHERE'S HE OFF TO?

OH, IT'S OKAY.

OPEN HOUSE.HE'LL BE BACK.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,AREA RUG, YES OR NO?

I LIKE THE RUG.

YEAH, I DO, TOO.

I MEAN, IT DOESN'TSAY "WALL STREET,"

BUT... IT STAYS.

[♪♪]

GUILT-INDUCING?

LET'S LEAVE THISTHE WAY IT IS.

YOU KNOW, UM...

MAYBE A LITTLESENTIMENTALITY IS GOOD.

BUYERS CAN SEETHAT PEOPLE WERE HAPPY HERE.

I HAVE TO SAY,

I LIKE WHAT YOU'VEDONE WITH THE PLACE.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

EXACTLY.

GOOD MORNING, MICK.

MORNING, LADIES.

MORNING.

YOU DON'T...NEED ANYTHING FROM ME, RIGHT?

NO.

NOT A THING.

YOU READY?

YEAH.

[CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY]

OKAY, UH...WHERE WERE WE?

AS I RECALL,

WE WERE LEAVING EVERYTHINGEXACTLY AS IT WAS.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

[CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY]

MOM...

ARE YOU SUREYOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

WHAT?

IT'S JUST...

YOU'RE DIFFERENT AROUND HIM.

HIM?

[SIGHING]

WELL, IF I AM,

IT'S JUST BECAUSE HE BRINGS OUTTHE WORST IN ME.

OR THE BEST.

HONEY, I'M JUST

TRYING TO GET THROUGHAN AWKWARD SITUATION.

IT WOULDN'T BE AWKWARDIF YOU DIDN'T HAVE FEELINGS.

[LAUGHS]

NOW, THAT--THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

MY WEDDING PLANNER.

I'M ALSO YOUR DAUGHTER.

AH!

WE SHOULD JOINTHE WEEKEND TOURNAMENT

AT THE CLUB.

[DISTANTLY]YEAH, MAYBE...

YOU SEEM DISTRACTED.

I'M HAVINGA LITTLE TROUBLE

MOVING ON, I GUESS.

FROM THE INN, OR HER?

THE INN.

WELL, SHE'S GETTING MARRIEDTOMORROW, RIGHT?

YEAH.

OKAY, WELL THEN,PROBLEM SOLVED.

YOU'LL NEVER HAVETO SEE HER AGAIN.

OUT OF SIGHT,OUT OF MIND.

YOU KNOW,WHEN YOU SELL THE INN,

WE SHOULD DOSOMETHING SPECIAL.

LIKE A WEEKEND AWAY SOMEWHERE?

A WEEKEND?

OR A WEEK.

I MEAN, WHEN IS THE LAST TIMEYOU JUST WENT TRAVELING AROUND?

A LONG TIME AGO,

AND IT WAS ON A TOUR BUS.

WELL, I'M THINKING MORE...

HOTEL, AIRPLANE,

SANDY BEACH.

THIS COULD BE A SWEETCORPORATE RETREAT.

IF WE GUT IT, YEAH.

EXACTLY WHATI WAS THINKING.

WAIT TILL YOU SEETHE OUTSIDE.

800 FEETOF PRIMETIME LAKEFRONT.

I'VE NEVER BEENTO AN OPEN HOUSE.

I'VE BEEN TO TOO MANY.

LOOKS LIKEA BIG TURNOUT.

AT LEASTHALF OF THEM ARE HERE

JUST TO SEE THE PLACE,

AND MAYBE GRABSOME FREE FOOD.

IT'S THE OTHER HALFI'M WORRIED ABOUT.

IT'S WEIRD

THINKING ABOUT THIS PLACEBELONGING TO SOMEONE ELSE.

OR A CORPORATION.

THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCEIT WON'T SELL,

ALTHOUGH WITHA PROPERTY LIKE THIS...

HOW GOOD A SALESMAN IS JOSH?

HE SOLD MY MOM ON MARRIAGE,SO I'D SAY GOOD.

I'D BETTER STARTGETTING USED TO THE IDEA.

THE THING IS,

I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVE,

AND IT'S HARD.

BUT YOUR DADWILL BE OKAY.

AND YOU WILL, TOO.

YOU HAVE EACH OTHER.

THANKS, GRACE.

COME ON,LET'S GRAB SOME SUSHI.

[♪♪]

[DOOR OPENS]

REHEARSAL DINNER?

"OPEN HOUSE SUSHI."

YOU SEE ALL THOSEPEOPLE OUT THERE?

TRYING NOT TO.

YEAH, ME TOO.

I REMEMBERWHEN I BOUGHT THIS PLACE.

THERE WAS NO SUSHI,

JUST AN OLD HOUSEAND A RUSTY DOCK.

AND AN EVENRUSTIER DRUMMER

WHO MADE GRILLED CHEESEON AN IRON.

WHY'D YOU TAKE THATOFF THE MENU?

I THOUGHT IT WASA HOUSE FAVORITE?

MORE LIKE A DUCK FAVORITE.

SO, WHAT ARE YOUGOING TO DO?

ABOUT WHAT?

SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENEDOUT ON THE BIKE TRAIL.

NAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT,IT'S MY FAULT.

I DON'T KNOWWHY I GOT SO UPSET.

PEOPLE GET NERVOUSAROUND WEDDINGS.

YEAH.

I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

DID YOU REALLYCOME BACK FOR ME?

YEAH, I DID.

THERE HE IS...

POP STAR IN THE FLESH.

WHOA-HO, HUGE FAN!

CAN I GETA SELFIE?

SURE.

MY MOTHERPLAYED YOU NON-STOP

WHEN I WASGROWING UP.

YOUR MOM, HUH?[SHUTTER CLICKING]

AND MY GRANDMOTHER.

OH, YES...

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BIGWITH THE GRANDMOTHERS.

I CANNOT WAIT TO TELL THEMWHOSE PROPERTY WE'RE BUYING.

I THINK I JUSTHEARD AN OFFER.

COME ON,

LET'S SHOW THEM WHEREWE'RE GONNA TIE THE KNOT.

RIGHT UP HERE, GUYS.

SWEETIE?

WHAT'S THATYOU'RE READING THERE?

I WANTED TO DOA TOAST AT THE WEDDING,

AND I NEEDEDSOME INSPIRATION.

BUT I'M NEVER GOING TOBE ABLE TO WRITE

ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

[SIGHS SADLY]

THEY REALLYLOVED EACH OTHER,

DIDN'T THEY, GRANDMA?

OH, IT WASSO LONG AGO,

THEY WERE WETBEHIND THE EARS,

PUPPY LOVE.

IT WAS MORE THAN THAT.

MAYBE.

DEFINITELY.

[SIGHING DEEPLY]

EVEN BEFORE MICK LEFT,YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM.

WHY?

AS A MOTHER, UM,

YOU WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR KIDS.

SO, IF YOU SEE HEARTACHE COMING,

YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CANTO JUMP IN AND DEFLECT IT.

READING THESE,

I'M GUESSINGSHE GOT HIT ANYWAY.

WHATEVER HAPPENED IN THE PAST

IS PASSED,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'STURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, SHE'S GOT JOSH NOW.

BUT WHAT IF HE'S NOTTHE RIGHT ONE?

AND WHAT IF HE IS?

TELL YOU WHAT...

[SIGHS SADLY]

WHY DON'T YOU LET MEMAKE THE TOAST, HMM?

IF YOU THINK OF SOMETHING,YOU CAN ADD ON.

IT'S JUST ONE LESS THINGTO WORRY ABOUT.

FOLKS...

I'VE GOT A CHOIR GROUPIN AN HOUR.

WHERE'S OUR GROOM?

HE'S...HE'S ON A CALL.

HE WON'T BE LONG.

PERHAPS WE COULD USEA STAND-IN UNTIL HE GETS HERE?

OH, YES,JOHNNY WILL DO IT.

GO ON.

I KINDA MADE A VOW

NEVER TO WALK DOWNANOTHER AISLE, SO...

AND I'M JUST HEARINGABOUT THIS NOW?

MICK, YOU DO IT.

UNFORTUNATELYI'M A LITTLE BUSY.

DAD, GET UP THERE.

THE REVEREND HAS TO LEAVE.

COME ON.

AND... MUSIC.

[STARTS MUSIC]

["WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS]

[CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY]

WE ARE GATHERED TOGETHERTO UNITE A COUPLE IN LOVE.

OBVIOUSLY,THE BRIDE AND GROOM

WILL BE STANDINGA LITTLE CLOSER.

CLOSER.

CLOSER.

THAT'S GOOD,THAT'S GOOD.

I BELIEVEYOU'VE WRITTEN YOUR OWN VOWS.

UH, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'TQUITE FINISHED MINE.

YOU REALLY HAVEN'T FINISHED?

NO.

SORRY, IT'S JUST,

YOU USED TO WRITEENTIRE SONGS FASTER.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSETHOSE WORDS WERE MEANINGLESS.

OH, OUCH.

DOES THE STAND-INHAVE TO TALK?

PERHAPS WE'RE GETTINGA LITTLE OFF TRACK.

I BELIEVE WE HAVE A SONG?

YEAH, THAT'S ME AGAIN.

WE'LL SKIP OVER THAT.

RINGS?

THE GROOMHAS THE RINGS.

AND THEN, OF COURSE,

DOES ANYONE OBJECTTO THIS UNION...

JUST STRETCHING,THAT'S ALL.

SIT DOWN.

MOVING ALONG,

I'LL PRONOUNCE YOUMAN AND WIFE,

AND YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, YOU DON'TWANT TO ARGUE

WITH A MAN OF GOD, DO YOU?

SORRY,EVERYONE!

YOU MUST BETHE GROOM.

I APOLOGIZE FORTHE DELAY, REVEREND,

BUT I HAVESOME GREAT NEWS.

TWO OFFERS.BOTH OVER ASK.

ALL CASH, 30-DAY ESCROW.

30 DAYS?

WELL, I COULD PUSHFOR 15 DAYS IF YOU WANT.

NO, I WAS THINKING OF PUSHINGIN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

IF YOU LET THEMSLEEP ON IT,

THEY MIGHT NOT SLEEP IN IT.

AND WITH THE PROFITTHAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE,

I'M GOING TO FIND YOUTHE PLACE OF YOUR DREAMS.

BUT THIS WASTHE PLACE OF MY DREAMS.

THERE ARE ALWAYSBIGGER DREAMS.

CONGRATULATIONS.

WELL, I GUESS CONGRATULATIONSIS IN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US.

OKAY, YOU TWO.

MAYBE A BRIDE AND GROOM KISS?

OH, YES.

SURE. GOOD IDEA.

GREAT.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

OH, HANG ON, MY PHONE.

SORRY, I FORGOTTO SHUT OFF MY PHONE.

YEAH, I'LL TURN IT OFF.

GOOD, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

WOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALLA REHEARSAL DINNER.

LET'S EAT!

OH, HEY, MICK.

I'LL HAVE THOSE PAPERSDRAWN UP AFTER THE WEDDING.

YOU KNOW, I THINKOUR BEING HERE WAS FATE.

MAYBE.

IT'S LOOKING LIKE OURSWILL BE THE LAST WEDDING HERE.

TO MARRIAGES AND MORTGAGES.

AND YOU'RE GONNA BEPAYING FOR BOTH OF THEM

FOR THE RESTOF YOUR LIFE.

[LAUGHTER]

I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

OLIVIA...

I KNOW I'VE BEENCRITICAL OF YOU.

AND A LOT OF PEOPLEIN THIS ROOM.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOTTOGETHER, SWEETHEART.

MOM, WHERE ARE YOUGOING WITH THIS?

I'M APOLOGIZING.

I'VE BEEN MARRIED A FEW TIMES,

AS A LOT OF YOU KNOW,

BUT THAT WAS BECAUSEI DIDN'T WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ONE.

YOU ARE A WONDERFUL,BEAUTIFUL,

SMART WOMAN,OLIVIA,

AND I'MSO PROUD OF YOU.

AND IN THE END,YOU ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING.

HEAR, HEAR.

TO OLIVIA.

[ALL CLINKING GLASSES]TO OLIVIA.

THANK YOU, MOM.

I KNOW YOU GUYS WANTEDTO DO THIS AT THE COURTHOUSE,

BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY

THAT WE'RE ALLHERE TOGETHER

IN THIS AMAZING PLACE,

EVEN IF YOU DID MANAGE

TO SQUEEZE IN AN OPEN HOUSE.

MOM, YOUALWAYS TOLD ME

TO FOLLOW MY HEART.

TO FOLLOWING YOURS.

THANK YOU, HONEY.

I KNOW

I'M NOT PART OF THE FAMILY,

BUT I FEEL LIKEI AM TONIGHT.

WE'VE HAD A LOT OFWEDDINGS HERE,

BUT THIS ONE IS SPECIALFOR A LOT OF REASONS.

I WISH YOU BOTH THE VERY BEST.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

DAD, YOU SHOULDMAKE A TOAST.

ME? NO!

DAD...

MICK, PLEASE.

IT WOULD MEAN A LOTTO ALL OF US.

UM...

WELL, AS PART OF OLIVIA'S PAST,

IT'S...

IT'S AN HONORTO MEET HER FUTURE.

JOSH, YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.

WHEN I THINK OFTHE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER...

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

...I FEEL SICK.

BECAUSE YOU NEVER THINK,

AT 19,

YOU'RE GOING TO MEETTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

I SHOULD HAVEFOUGHT FOR YOU THEN, LIVVY,

BUT I MESSED UP,

AND I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH YOUSLIP AWAY AGAIN.

WE BELONG TOGETHER.DON'T MARRY HIM!

THAT'S ENOUGH.

I'M SORRY.

BUT I LOVE HER.I ALWAYS HAVE--

JOSH!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVEHIT ME HARDER.

I WAS WRONGABOUT YOU, MICK.

I'M SO SORRY.

HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.

THANKS.

I JUST CAMETO SAY GOODBYE.

HOW'S YOUR DAD?

HE'LL BOUNCE BACK.

ALWAYS DOES.

I'M SURE THE DUCKSWILL HELP HIM THROUGH IT.

HOW'S YOUR MOM?

SHE'LL SURVIVE.

WE'RE JUST HEADING OUT,

I'M GUESSING A WEDDINGWOULD BE A HARD SELL

AT THIS POINT.

I'D IT'S ON HOLD AT LEAST.

MOST LIKELY A VENUE CHANGEIF ANYTHING.

UNDERSTANDABLE.

I WISH THINGSENDED DIFFERENTLY.

ME TOO.

GROUP HUG.

[CAR HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]

YOU HAVE MY EMAILAND MY NUMBER.

FRIEND ME.

[CAR ENGINES STARTING]

[♪♪]

I'M SO SORRY, MOM.

I JUST WANTED THINGSTO BE ROMANTIC FOR YOU.

I KNOW, HONEY.

IT'S OKAY.

IT WAS AWFUL.

YOU KNOW, HONEY...

IT WASN'T.

I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOTTHE PAST FEW DAYS,

AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE REALIZEDTHAT I'VE BEEN STAGING MY LIFE,

AND NOT LIVING IT.

AND I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO STAGE YOURS, TOO.

YOU DON'T NEEDTO BE THE NEW ME.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF I WANT TO BE THAT PERSON.

GO FIND YOURSELF,SWEETHEART.

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL EVENWANT TO BE A WEDDING PLANNER.

AFTER THIS WEEKEND?

I DOUBT IT.

[CHUCKLES]

COME HERE.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

WELL...

IT'S STILL OFFICIALLYMY WEDDING DAY, AND...

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

DINNER AND A SAPPY MOVIE?

I WOULD LOVE TO.

[INCOMING MESSAGE CHIMES]

[SIGHS]

IT'S JOSH.

[STRUMMING]

HEY.

LEMON CAKE?

WHY NOT?

YOU OKAY?

I'M HANGING IN THERE.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, DAD.

I RUINED A WEDDING,AND I LOST THE GIRL.

YOU TOOK A RISK.

AND FAILED EPICALLY.

NOT IN MY EYES.

YOU KNOW, MY COLLEGEISN'T THAT FAR AWAY.

YOU CAN VISIT ME ANYTIME.

AND YOU CANVISIT HOME ANYTIME.

THANKSGIVINGAT YOUR NEW PLACE?

THANKSGIVING HERE.

I'M NOT SELLING.

REALLY?

WHERE AM I GOING TO FINDA PLACE ANY BETTER THAN THIS?

I LOVE YOU.

YOU'RE THE WORLD'SGREATEST DAD.

AND I'VE GOT A TROPHYTO PROVE IT.

[CHUCKLES]

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'VE BEEN BETTER.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY

THAT WE'RE NOT GOINGTO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE

ANYTIME SOON.

PROBABLY NOT.

UNLESS YOU HAVE A LISTINGNEAR THE COURTHOUSE?

IS THERE ONE?

[LAUGHS]

WE ARE GOOD TOGETHER, OLIVIA.

WE ARE.

AT WORK.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH.

SO DID I.

BUT IT'S NOT,

FOR EITHER OF US.

HEY, YOU TWO.

SO...

I GUESS CONGRATULATIONSARE IN ORDER?

NO, THAT...

RECENTLYFELL OUT OF ESCROW.

OH, I'M SORRYTO HEAR THAT.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

WELL, THE REASONI CALLED YOU BOTH

IS THAT I'VE DECIDEDTO LIST AFTER ALL.

REALLY?

I MEAN, THE PLACE IS AMAZING,

AND OLIVIA,IT'S NEVER LOOKED BETTER,

BUT...

IT JUST DOESN'TFEEL LIKE ME ANYMORE.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

BRUCE, I HAVEA GREAT LISTING

THAT JUST CAME ON THE MARKET.

KILLER VIEWS,3,200 SQUARE FEET.

WHEN YOU SEE IT,

YOU'RE GONNA FORGETTHAT YOU LIVED ANYWHERE ELSE.

AND HE'S BACK.

...IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.

HEY!

DRINK UP.

WE GOT A GIG.

DON'T TELL ME YOU BOOKEDANOTHER WEDDING?

NO, A CLUB.

TWO NIGHTS.

AND BEFORE YOU SAY NO,THINK OF ALL THE PERKS.

POOR PAY,

POOR HOURS,

ALL WE CAN DRINK.

I'M IN.

YEAH.

IT'S BEEN A LONGTIME, BUDDY.

MOM, YOU READY?

COMING!

YOU LOOK AMAZING.

THANK YOU.

AND BY THE WAY,WE'RE NOT GOING TO DINNER,

OR A MOVIE.

WE'RE NOT?

NOPE. COME ON.

[BUSTLE OF BUSY CROWD]

YOU MADE IT!

WE DID.

OLIVIA, YOU LOOK...

LIKE HER OLD SELF.

"OLD?"

NEW "OLD."

COME ON,

I SAVED YOU SOME SEATS UP FRONT.

WEDDING'S OFF.

GIG'S ON.

[♪♪]

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ THERE IS NO OTHER WAY

♪ AND WE'RESTARTING HERE TODAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TODAY

♪ IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

♪ I FEEL YOU DEEP IN MY HEART

♪ OOH...

♪ OH, IT BREAKSWHEN WE'RE APART ♪

♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFTFOR ME TO SHOW YOU ♪

♪ OOH, YOU KNOWALL THERE IS TO KNOW ♪

[SINGING TOGETHER]♪ NOW IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ THAT'S THE WAYIT'S GONNA BE ♪

♪ AND PRETTY SOONYOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT FOREVER YOU'RE MINE

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME

♪ THERE IS NO OTHER WAY

♪ AND WE'RESTARTING HERE TODAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE TODAY

♪ IT'S JUST AND ME...

[♪♪]

♪ OOH, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

♪ IT'S JUST YOU AND ME

[♪♪]

[APPLAUSE]

[♪♪]