Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

RAMEN

[RAMEN CHEF 73A] Here you go, pal.

[JACO] Oh yeah, it's noodle time!

Thanks for the grub! [grunts]

[JACO] Mmm, hm-hmmm! So good!

Ya sure you're s'posed to be eating on duty?

[JACO] Eh, it's fine.

'Kay, but what about that?

[JACO] Hm?

Oh, him? That's Watagash.

Don't be fooled by his appearance.

He's on our most wanted list.

[RAMEN CHEF 73A] Whoa, sounds dangerous!

[JACO chuckles] Calm down. He's locked up tight.

And I promise you, there's no way he can escape.

[RAMEN CHEF 73A] Even so, is now the best time to stop?

Shouldn't you take him straight to prison?

Even super elite Galactic Patrolmen get hungry, all right?

--[RAMEN CHEF 73A gasps] --[JACO] Mm?

--[JACO] Uh, say, pops. --Yeah, what?

Would you mind making an official statement that,

despite my many objections,

you forced me to stop for some ramen?

I'm filin' a complaint.

[GOHAN groaning]

[VIDEL shrieks]

[GOHAN] What's wrong, Videl?

Look at this.

[GOHAN] Uh...

[NARRATOR 73A] Coming soon to a theater near you!

[NARRATOR 73A] Great Saiyaman versus Mr. Satan!

[GOHAN] Huh?!

[NARRATOR 73A] Starring, in the role of Great Saiyaman,

the mega-popular superstar...

Barry Kahn!

[CROWD cheering]

[NARRATOR 73A] Featuring super-popular idol

Cocoa Amaguri as his love interest!

And playing the legendary combat sportsman Mr. Satan

is none other than Mr. Satan himself

in his acting debut!

[VIDEL, GOHAN gasp]

[NARRATOR 73A] Now filming. Follow us on

social media for updates.

What? A Great Saiyaman movie?

Sure looks like it! And one where he fights Dad, too!

[MR. SATAN] Ah, so the teaser finally dropped, huh?

Sorry I couldn't give you a heads up.

The industry loves their nondisclosure agreements.

It's a whole thing, y'know. [laughing]

For goodness' sake, sounds like you've gone

completely crazy. What is going on here?

Well, babe, it's like this...

Barry-- you know, Barry Kahn?

I call him Barry-- he approached me outta the blue,

practically begging me to appear onscreen with him.

[GIRLS screaming]

Hey, Barry, can we get a comment from you?

So in real life, the Great Saiyaman was a two-bit hero

who was all over the papers for a minute,

but then vanished into oblivion without a trace, right?

Yeah, you could say the guy didn't leave much

of a cultural footprint.

[FEMALE REPORTER 69A] So then, why'd you'd choose to make

a movie about such an "unappealing superhero"?

A thoroughly appealing guy like me needs a challenge.

It's called acting.

[camera shutters clicking]

[CREW chattering]

Oh, good morning, Mr. Kahn.

What a beautiful day to make a movie.

Hey, you, A.D.

[A.D. 73A] Uh, yeah, what's up?

You know that teaser?

[A.D. 73A] You mean the one they released yesterday?

--Replace it. --[A.D. 73A] Uuh!

They called the project "Great Saiyaman versus Mr. Satan."

Which is wrong.

The full official title is,

"Barry Kahn in: Great Saiyaman versus Mr. Satan"!

Uh, that might be too long for a lunchbox--

Just replace the damn thing! As in now!

Of course!

[whispers] Uh, sir, what do we do now?

[DIRECTOR 73A groans]

Jeez. Try and remove my name.

Show some respect! This is my movie,

and don't you forget it!

[P.A. 73A] Mr. Kahn, we need you in wardrobe! Pronto!

[VIDEL] Oh, wow. So this is where they make movies, huh?

Man, I wish I coulda brought my dad to see all this.

Well, if he's off training, there's no pulling Goku away.

[GOKU sneezes]

Uh! Big one!

[COCOA] Mr. Satan!

Oh, it's so good to see you!

[giggling]

Oh, hello, Cocoa! [chuckles]

I missed you so much.

To think, we just met each other yesterday.

Hey, let's give it our all today, okay?

[MR. SATAN] Well, since you asked so nicely,

I'll give it a shot! [laughing]

[COCOA] Oh, Mr. Satan, you're so funny!

[MR. SATAN] Oh, uh-forgive me, where are my manners?

I forgot to introduce you.

Uh, this is Miss Cocoa Amaguri.

I'm Cocoa! The super-popular idol!

This here is my beautiful daughter, Videl,

and my son-in-law, Gohan.

And that little cutie there is my granddaughter, Pan.

We're sorry for interrupting your schedule.

I'm sure you're busy.

[PAN giggles]

Oh, and Cocoa you'll be shocked to hear this, but,

despite his mild-mannered appearance,

Gohan is none other than the real Great--

[VIDEL] Dad, no!

[MR. SATAN groaning]

[whispering] We're actually trying to keep that a secret.

But this is your chance to be famous!

I hate to break it to you, Dad, but not everybody

has the desire to be famous like you!

Besides, Gohan's boss at the university

is a real stick in the mud. If he finds out the truth,

Gohan'll lose his position for sure.

[BARRY clears throat]

[MR. SATAN] Oh! Hey there, Barry!

[COCOA] Good morning!

[BARRY] Hm.

Um...

So, which agency are you with, sweetie?

'Scuse me? What do you mean, "which agency"?

Oh, how silly of me.

It's just that you're so beautiful,

I assumed you were an actress. Or at least an extra.

[laughing]

Classic Barry! You got excellent taste.

This here's my daughter.

[BARRY] Oh, is that so?

Pleased to meet you. I'm Barry Kahn.

If you'd like, I can give you an autograph.

Anywhere you want.

Oh, no thanks.

Now, if you'll please excuse us. Let's go, honey.

[GOHAN] Coming dear. Heh.

Bye bye.

[BARRY] Uuh!

Well, uh, apparently she's illiterate

and my autograph would only be wasted on her!

[chuckles] Reading, am I right?

You coulda just humored him, y'know.

I know, but I don't want it.

A big star's autograph?

Hey, listen, Gohan. You're a much bigger deal to me.

[GOHAN] Huh?

[VIDEL giggles]

[VIDEL, GOHAN chuckle]

[A.D. 73A] All right, everyone, we're shooting Scene 26.

This is Great Saiyaman's first big action sequence,

where he narrowly dodges the charging tank

at the last second.

[GOHAN] Mm?

[exhales]

Wait. Barry's not doin' it?

Yeah, he's always saying how he wishes he could

do all the stunts himself, but unfortunately,

the suits won't let him 'cause if an A-list star gets injured,

they've gotta shut down production.

But otherwise, he totally would.

[VIDEL] He's so brave.

Okay, guys, I'm all set!

[A.D. 73A] All right, picture's up!

And...

--[BARRY] Hold on a sec! --Huh?

I just wanna make one minor adjustment.

[A.D. 73A] Uh, sure. What is it?

Instead of leaping away like a chump,

right before it hits him, he leaps inside the tank.

That'll make me look more heroic, you feel me?

[A.D. 73A] Well, if we rig up some wires, then maybe...

--[BARRY] We're not using wires. --[gasps]

[BARRY] One of the selling points of my movies is

--[BARRY] I never use 'em. --[hollers]

If you can't do it, you're fired.

Oh, and I'll make sure you never work in this business again.

[STUNTMAN 73A whimpers]

Hey, Barry, don't you think that's asking

a bit too much?

"A hero is one who, no matter what obstacles may arise,

refuses to give up and always answers the call to fight."

That quote sounds familiar.

A MAN AMONG MEN: MR. SATAN

[BARRY] It should. It's a quote

from the first brilliant page of your memoir.

A truly great book by a man among men.

Wow, you really do have a ton of respect for me, don't cha?

I'm touched. I'm deeply touched!

[BARRY] Hm. First page is the only one I read.

Hey, Mr. Stuntman, give it your all!

[MR. SATAN laughing]

[VIDEL] Not cool, Dad.

Excuse me, sir.

Huh?

Is there any way you'd let me do the stunt instead?

[A.D. 73A] Huh?

For real? You're no stuntman!

He's right, an amateur couldn't possibly handle the--

[BARRY] Go on. Let him.

Barry!

I know why you want this.

You think if you appear in my movie, you can brag about it

and impress women. Am I right?

--That's not why! --Actually, it kinda is.

Uh, Gohan?

[GOHAN] I was thinking when Pan's a little older

we could show her the movie,

and she might get a kick outta seeing her dad as a superhero.

[VIDEL gasps]

[A.D. 73A] Okay, Mr. Gohan, are you ready to go?

[GOHAN] Sure am! Any time you are!

[BARRY] Hm! Embarrass me, will you?

Hope you enjoy watching your husband get horribly disfigured.

[A.D. 73A] All right, pictures up.

Scene 26, Take 13.

Ready, slate, and action!

[CREW gasps]

[ALL gasp]

What the heck?!

Who are you?

[GOHAN] I am the unmitigated champion of justice!

Who tolerates no evil!

The Great Saiyaman!

[yawns]

Man, this is turning into a major hassle.

Oh, wow! That was awesome, dude!

[A.D. 73A] Can't believe you're such a natural talent.

You may be the best I've ever seen.

[GOHAN] Uuh!

[BARRY] Hey, just a minute, hot shot!

Those silly poses you struck

weren't the ones that I choreographed!

[DIRECTOR 73A] Is there a problem with that?

[BOTH gasp]

I asked if you had some kind of problem with that, kid.

Well, do ya?

Uh. No. I uh, I think I hear my agent calling.

I'll be in my trailer if anyone needs me!

[DIRECTOR 73A] So, Gohan, was it?

Uh, that's right.

I've never seen anyone with so much talent.

I'm making you my lead stuntman.

Why, with you performing feats like that,

this picture might just be my masterpiece!

Huh, well, when I put the suit on,

I guess I just kinda got into the role, but...

I'm not really cut out for all this.

Aw, why not? With the mask on,

nobody has to know who you are, right?

But Videl...

[VIDEL whispers] Plus it reminds me of the old days,

and that's kind of a rush.

[GOHAN] Oh?

[MR. SATAN whispers] You've gotta do it, Gohan.

This movie's my big break,

so I need it to be as spectacular as possible.

[GOHAN chuckles]

GREAT SAIYAMAN VS MR. SATAN

[GOHAN sighs]

How am I gonna memorize this whole script?

[sirens ringing]

[POLICEMAN 73A] Ladies and gentlemen,

there's a bank robbery in progress!

Please evacuate the area immediately!

I repeat, please evacuate immediately!

We've got this place completely surrounded!

Drop your weapons and surrender!

Why should we?

What? Are you trying to be some kinda hero?

Charging in here all by yourself?

[ROBBER 73A] No way this shrimp is a match

for our military-grade gear!

Yeah, just look at him!

Take this!

Had enough yet?

[ROBBERS gasp]

Like I said, drop your weapons and--

[GOHAN] Surrender!

[GOHAN chuckles]

[gasps]

Oh, that's not good!

Whoa, is that you?!

[GOHAN] Mm? I am...

The Great Saiyaman, we know!

[GOHAN gasps]

C'mon, don't pretend like you don't recognize us!

Uh... Lemme think. Lemme think...

[BOTH growling]

Ah-ha!

[ROBBER 73A groaning]

Oh, no! Please, no!

What should we do with these two, Videl?

[GOHAN] Oh, you're the bad guys from that heist!

That sure takes me back. So, how've you been?

How do ya think we've been?!

[GOHAN] Ah-haaa...

[ROBBER 73B] Thanks to you, we were locked up

behind bars until yesterday!

Ooh, there wasn't a day that went by in there

we weren't thinking about what we'd do to you!

And now that we're finally out,

we can pay you back for what you--

[groaning]

[JACO] Uh oh. What is he doing on Earth?

Hey, what's wrong?

Did you just fall asleep in the middle of a heist?

Seriously? Who does that?

--Hey, get it together! --Shut up!

[ROBBER 73A groans]

[GOHAN gasps]

[ROBBER 73B] You stay outta this, bro.

I don't know what happened to me,

but right now, I'm feeling so powerful,

like I can clobber just about...

[yells]

...anyone! [yells]

[GOHAN] What got into this guy?

[chuckles]

[GOHAN] Hey, take it down a notch!

[POLICE gasp]

This oughta put a stop to your dastardly deeds,

you no-good fiend!

Ka... me...

Ooh? Whoops.

Great Saiyaman Beam!

[ROBBERS groaning]

[POLICEMAN 73A] Well, all right then! Let's move!

Secure the perps!

[running footsteps]

[KRILLIN] Hey, Gohan!

Just what do you think you're doing?

[GOHAN] I am not Gohan! I am the Great Saiyaman!

C'mon, aren't you a little old to be dressed like that?

[whispers] Videl's gonna freak out.

Actually, she gave me the green light.

[KRILLIN sighs]

[GOHAN] Huh?

[ANCHORMAN 73A] Last night, a man claiming to be

the Great Saiyaman foiled an attempted bank robbery.

The vigilante's true identity remains a mystery,

however many people believe it to be part of

an elaborate viral marketing campaign,

with some even suggesting the man

in the Great Saiyaman costume may have been

film star Barry Kahn himself.

[GOHAN] Morning, everyone!

Nice work!

Yeah, we saw the news!

Huh? What are you talking about?

[STUNTMAN 73A] Look at this guy, he's so modest!

[A.D. 73A] You took the costume home with you

last night, didn't you?

[STUNTMAN 73A] And the Great Saiyaman we saw on TV was--

--[BULMA] Hey, you guys! --[ALL CREW] Huh?

[A.D. 73A] Oh, Bulma! Can we help you?

Actually, there's something I need to apologize for.

[A.D. 73A] Really, what's that?

Regretfully, I think this must've been the suit

GREAT SAIYAMAN RETURNS

that was stolen from my lab.

[ALL CREW] Huh?

You know that replica of the Great Saiyaman costume

that I put together for the production?

Well, I also made a spare suit just in case

the first one was damaged during filming.

Unfortunately, we had a break-in at the lab,

and the back-up suit was stolen.

But on the bright side, at least the thief used it

to fight crime and not perpetrate it, right?

[A.D. 73A] Wow, are you sure?

[STUNTMAN 73A] Yeah, I was convinced Gohan here

was the Great Saiyaman.

[GOHAN] Uh. What? That's ridiculous.

There's no way that could be true.

[BARRY] What are you all standing around for?

[ALL gasp]

The talent's on set. Don't make eye contact!

Scatter!

--[BARRY] Hey! --Uh, yes?

Don't come on my set acting like a big shot.

Just 'cause you can do a few measly stunts

doesn't make you hot stuff.

Sorry about that. I'll just go change into the suit now.

[GOHAN] Thank you, Bulma! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[GOHAN] You really saved my bacon back there.

That was quite a performance.

[BULMA] That story was pretty implausible,

so it's lucky for you film folks are used to gaping plot holes.

I've gotta say, though, you haven't changed at all--

getting carried away whenever you put that silly outfit on.

Yeah, sorry.

Your heroic exploits are fine. But you have to be sure

to always put your family first, okay?

Right, of course!

[COCOA] Hmmm. [giggles]

The Great Saiyaman!

And cut! Brilliant!

Great, we got the shot! That's a wrap everybody!

Thank you. I'll see you all back here tomorrow...

--[COCOA] Gohan. --[GOHAN] Huh?

Smile!

Uh...

[GOHAN] What? You wanna rehearse your lines with me ?

[COCOA] Sure do!

[GOHAN] Yeah, but wouldn't you rather work with a real actor?

Someone who knows what the heck they're doing?

[COCOA] No, Gohan, it has to be you! Please!

Yeah, but...

This is a pivotal scene between me and Great Saiyaman.

And it's not like I can ask Barry to do it with me.

Uh... Fine. I'll do it.

[COCOA] Lucky me!

I'm confused. I thought that you wanted

to rehearse back at your place?

[COCOA] That's right.

[GOHAN] Then why are we up here?

Well, I was thinking maybe you could just

fly me back home.

I must say, I was quite surprised.

Imagine, the Great Saiyaman who thwarted those bank robbers

was actually little old you!

[GOHAN gasps]

[COCOA] I may have accidentally overheard you and Bulma

talking up here earlier.

Uh, listen, Cocoa.

Hey, don't worry about it. Your secret is safe with me.

Thank goodness.

But in return for my discretion...

Uh?

Oh, wow! It's so pretty!

As long as we're up here,

do you mind taking the long way there?

This is amazing.

Okay, sure.

[COCOA] Ooh! It's even prettier at night!

Had enough yet?

I guess so.

All right, next stop, your place--

[gasps]

[COCOA] Is that... a UFO?

[GOHAN] Jaco?

[JACO] Great Saiyaman!

I don't know who that is behind that mask,

but I have no doubt that Watagash's host is you!

That's weird. Do you know this guy?

Great Space Cannon, engage!

And now, I shall disintegrate you

before you can cause me any more trouble here, Watagash!

[GOHAN gasps]

An angel and a demon sit,

One to my right, one to my left

In between, I'm trying to figure out the right way

Is one way good, Is one way bad?

Too much confusion in my head

I can't think with all this noise, I'm going crazy

Is there any way to know what's right or wrong!?

Demons in an angel mask, hoping that I'll do just what they ask

Telling me they know what's right

Lead me to the light

For the sake of everyone

You have to destroy the evil ones

That's the only path you see

So they said to me...

[GOHAN] Uh, hi there. It's me, Gohan.

Y'know, shooting a movie is hard work.

In fact, the only thing harder might be

saving the world from a vicious alien parasite.

But I won't back down.

[SAIYAMAN] Transform! Ha-ha-ha!

I am the unmitigated champion of justice!

Who tolerates no evil!

[GOKU] Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

[SAIYAMAN] Make sure you don't miss it, okay?