Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[BEERUS] Baseball, you say? Huh.

[WHIS] Huh.

[CHAMPA] That's right, brother!

To cultivate friendship between your universe and mine!

Vados tells me games of sport are ideal for that.

We can work up a good sweat, too.

[laughing]

Uuh. And since when do you care about making friends, huh?

If I may interject, Lord Beerus.

I think promoting inter-universe camaraderie through sport

is a fantastic idea.

You're endorsing this?

And where exactly are you suggesting

we play this "ball of bases," Champa?

Good question, I hadn't even considered that yet.

Hmm.

Since I'm pushing it, it's only fair I come to you.

How 'bout Earth?

Fine, just don't expect to win.

I look forward to the challenge, brother.

[laughing]

What a pushover-- He fell right into my trap!

[VADOS] Easy on the vulgar chortles, my lord.

How do you expect me not to laugh at my brother's idiocy?

He has no idea the whole thing is pretense

to get to this Earth and gobble up

all their delicious cuisine! Sucker!

Like I care about being chummy or getting stupid exercise!

I'll order my pawns to do the work while I fill up my belly!

You don't think you'll want to compete, sir?

[CHAMPA] Eeh?

If your brother's team prevails,

that's not going to bother you at all?

'Course not! Who cares?!

We'll just say "good game" and celebrate with a big feast!

It's my most perfect plan yet.

[VADOS] If you say so, my lord.

Though of course, some moderate exercise from playing

would make the food taste even better.

And if Earth cuisine of the Seventh is as special

as we've been told, my lord,

the enhancement from exercise would make the meal

a downright otherworldly experience.

Tell me, Vados. If I did want to play this baseball,

how exactly does it work?

[VADOS] Let's start with the basics:

"the ball and the bat."

[WHIS sighs]

What an absolutely beautiful day for a game.

I couldn't agree more.

To make the teams evenly numbered,

I'll serve as what they call "the manager."

My not playing gives their team a massive handicap,

but that's no excuse.

I don't care if this is a friendly game, you will win.

Understood?

--[YAMCHA, GOKU] You bet! --[TRUNKS] Uh!

Relax guys, long as I'm team captain,

you've got nothing to worry about!

How come Tien and Chaotzu aren't here?

You did tell 'em about this, right?

Actually no, I figured they wouldn't want to.

Besides, a sport this intense might be too dangerous for them!

[KRILLIN laughing]

Now let's go out there and work up a sweat!

--[MAGETTA] Vroom. Vroom! --[ALL] Yeah!

[VEGETA] Hmph!

All right, you sporting gentlemen,

can we have both teams line up at home plate?

Wait a sec. I don't see Hit.

Don't you want him playing on you team?

Well duh, but being a covert operative,

he's not easy to track down.

Well that stinks, I wanted to face him!

And hey, what are Vegeta and Goten doing on your side?

I thought this was your universe against ours.

We needed even teams.

Which is why Ivolunteered.

You think I'd skip any opportunity

to crush you in something?

Uh... [chuckles]

And I thought it'd be fun to play you, Trunks!

You won't get the best of me, Goten!

Now that we've dispensed with the obligatory bravado,

let the goodwill game between

the Sixth and Seventh Universes begin.

"Goodwill" being the operative word,

which means that all acts of destruction

are hereby strictly forbidden.

Let's have a friendly game with good sportsmanship.

No broken bones or planets, please.

Now let's all bow and say "good game."

[ALL] Good game.

Okay, guys, let's go! I'll lead the way!

Woo!

Come on, let's see some pep in your step!

Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen Yamcha

this fired up.

[MARRON] Yum!

Are you sure about Yamcha being the captain of the team?

Abso-freakin'-lutely!

Yeah, don't worry. He may not fight much now,

but he sure can play ball.

Right! Just aim at my chest, Piccolo,

and try not to add any spin!

Yeah, that's it! Nice throw!

[BULMA giggles]

[BULMA] It's the rest of the team I'm worried about.

I'm not sure they even know first from home plate.

How am I supposed to play with these giant webby things?

[BULMA sighs]

[VIDEL] Yay, Gohan! You can do it, honey!

[CHICHI] Make me proud, Goku!

[A18] Krillin, just try not to screw up.

[BULMA] And work up an appetite, guys!

We're havin' a huge feast after the game!

[CHAMPA] Ooh!

[CHAMPA] The trap is sprung! Now for that

flavor-enhancing exercise!

[CHAMPA laughing]

Hey, Dad!

I don't care what they call this type of fight,

I'm always pumped to put my skills to the test!

Yeah, I know.

So, what are the rules to this baseball thing,

anyway, Gohan?

I'm not exactly sure, myself.

[GOKU giggles] That's awesome.

I know this, though.

You're supposed to take that white ball

and throw it into this leather glove.

So let's start with that and we'll learn as we go.

All right, sounds good. You just leave it to me.

Let's go!

Now the traditional commencement:

--Play ball! --[siren wails]

--[CHAMPA grunting] --[siren wails]

I call for time!

[BEERUS groans, growls]

[CHAMPA chuckles]

[BEERUS growling]

I don't care if he is a Destroyer, Goku,

you cannot let my brother hit one off you!

Throw that ball at maximum power!

[GOKU] Maximum? Are you sure?

Do I look unsure?

All right, Beerus, you're the boss.

[yells]

Ha! You don't scare me.

Do not disappoint me!

Why don't you take the screaming down a notch, Lord Beerus?

It's a friendly game. It's just for fun.

A battle is a battle, and I'll win no matter what!

[GOKU yells]

Whoa, Dad! Easy!

[ALL screaming]

[gasps]

Uuuh...

And that is Strike One!

[CHAMPA growls] Come on, you call that a strike?

What was left of it went right down the middle.

I've heard of a breaking ball, but that ball broke apart.

[YAMCHA] Ow! Ow, ow! Ow! Aah!

Man! I'm all for Goku bringing some heat,

but that was like, thermonuclear!

Uh. I guess I'm out of practice putting my guard up.

That impact nearly obliterated me!

Let's give it another shot, huh?

You must be tougher than you look, Earth boy.

--All right! --Here we go!

[laughs] Baseball is awesome!

Goku, this is meant to be a goodwill game,

and I specifically warned you that

all acts of destruction were thus forbidden.

Annihilate anything else and I'll have no choice

but to eject you from the game.

Aw, that's no fun!

Well, we can't have that! I'm changing my pitcher!

Hit the showers, Goku!

I'm afraid that's not allowed, my lord.

What are you talking about?

Barring injury, the starting pitcher cannot be changed

until he has finished pitching to at least one batter.

[BEERUS growls]

Fine, from now on throw it softly, Goku.

You understand me?

Uh. Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

All righty, nice and soft.

[CHAMPA] Aaaaauh!

[ALL gasp]

Well, you can't say he isn't trying.

[ALL snoring]

[VEGETA grunts]

[TRUNKS] That's a funny-looking fly!

[GOTEN] Let's catch it!

--[VEGETA] Tch! --[CABBA] Eeh!

[MAGETTA] Sigh.

Ker-plunk?

[BUBIBINMAN] Hm?

[CHAMPA grunting]

Nice try, Saiyan!

[BUBIBINMAN yells]

--[CHAMPA grunts] --[BUBIBINMAN screaming]

[GOKU] Aw, man.

He definitely hit that.

Don't worry about it, Dad. It's a foul ball.

[GOKU] How's it foul? Does it smell bad?

That means it's Strike Two.

[GOKU] Seriously? That's dumb.

[BEERUS] You got lucky, Goku!

Now throw it harder and strike him out!

[GOKU] Uuuh. Now harder?

I feel like I'm getting some mixed signals here.

Okay, I'll split the difference and throw it just right!

[grunts]

This one's mine!

[GOKU groans]

[CHAMPA] No doubt about it!

A massive homerun!

Champa is the champ! [laughs]

Got it!

Yeah! Now that's an explosive defense!

[chuckles] I'm a baseball natural!

[CHAMPA] Uuuuuuh...

Lord Champa's out!

[CHAMPA] What?!

Nice, Trunks! Very creative!

Yeah, way to use your head!

[CHAMPA grunts]

No, no, no, no, no!

That must be against the rules!

One would assume so, my lord, but unfortunately

the rule book says nothing about affecting the ball with energy.

That's quite an oversight.

This is ridiculous!

In your face! [laughing]

Of course you'd rub it in, you smug braggart!

[BEERUS] Na, na, na, na-nuh!

Du-dee, du-dee, doo!

I'm not really sure what happened with that,

but apparently it was good?

[YAMCHA] Technically. But if Trunks hadn't stepped in,

that would've been a home run.

So why don't you let me handle the pitching from here?

Let the Yamcha show you what it's like

to dominate on the mound. [chuckles]

My turn!

I'll rip that ball to shreds!

[YAMCHA] Watch and learn.

This is how it's done.

I like to call this the Wolf Fang Pitching Fistball!

[YAMCHA grunts]

[BOTAMO yells]

[YAMCHA] Hya!

[BOTAMO groans]

A swing and a miss! Strike One!

[YAMCHA chuckles]

That's a brand new finishing move I invented

just for today, combining my Wolf Fang Fist

and Spirit Ball for the ultimate, unhittable strike!

--[MARRON, PAN giggle] --[VIDEL, CHICHI, BULMA] Ooh!

That's my Yamcha. He's the greatest!

Yeah, for a washed-up fighter, that's not bad at all.

You ready for more?

[BOTAMO grunts]

[WHIS] Strike Two!

[YAMCHA grunts]

[BOTAMO groans]

Strike Three! You are outta here!

Wow, he got him out fast.

Two down and one to go.

It's an honor to have this "at bat."

[CABBA] Watch closely, master.

I'm going to hit this and prove I'm worthy of your teaching.

[YAMCHA] Hmm.

[chuckles]

[CABBA grunting]

That's three strikes and three outs!

The top of the first inning is over!

[YAMCHA] Oh yeah! Nobody escapes the wolf!

[PUAR] You're cooler than cool, Yamcha!

[BEERUS] Yes, far less worthless than I thought.

[VIDEL] That was great!

[A18] I had no idea he was good at something.

Yeah, my opinion of Yamcha is definitely improving.

[chuckles]

Aw come on, guys. It wasn't that cool. Stop it!

I'm kidding it was way cool, so keep the cheers comin'.

[laughing]

[VEGETA chuckles]

[WHIS] Bottom of the first inning!

Play ball!

I think I've got this little game figured out.

[chuckles]

Get ready. It's gonna be coming back hot.

[VEGETA] Hmph!

[BULMA] Good luck to both of you!

Just have fun out there, okay?

[giggles]

[YAMCHA chuckles]

You can't beat me at this.

It's a shame you believe that.

[VEGETA grunts]

[YAMCHA groaning]

[WHIS] Ooh. He's hit by a pitch-- dead ball!

Yamcha, oh no!

Whoa, did you just peg him on purpose?

Of course, 'cause unlike the rest of you

I'm not messing around!

You just have to take out their team to win, right?

Oh, good point. Leave it to Vegeta to cut to the chase!

[WHIS] You're clearly missing the objective, Vegeta.

Next time you hit a batter,

I will have to eject you from the game.

[VEGETA] What?

[BOTH] You're not allowed to hit people?

[BOTH sigh]

What sort of a contest makes hitting against the rules?

[YAMCHA] If you don't see the beauty of baseball,

that's your loss, Vegeta.

And all the more reason for me to win.

[GOKU] Okay, time to give this a shot.

All right, there's no one out, with a runner on first.

Are you ready to lose, Kakarot?

We'll see about that, Vegeta!

[yells]

Perfect, I'm going all out, too!

[yells]

[VEGETA chuckles] Just try to hit this!

Don't you dare miss, Goku!

Humiliate him, Vegeta!

[yells]

[yells]

[grunting]

[yelling]

What's this? Does he honestly believe

I'm going to let him overpower my best pitch?

[yells]

[GOKU grunting]

Whoa, is he allowed to do that, Whis?

So you're still not ready to give up?

[yells]

Then let's see if you can handle this. Final...

Wait a second, he's distracted.

It's the perfect time to steal!

--Steal what? --You lost focus.

I've got you now, Vegeta!

Oh, son of a bi--!

[BOTAMO grunts]

And that's an out!

[YAMCHA hollers]

No you don't!

[GOTEN] Uuh!

Ha-ha, lucky me!

You'll never make it, go back!

Cabba, get it to me!

[CABBA] Incoming!

[YAMCHA, CHAMPA panting]

[yelling]

[YAMCHA groaning]

[yelling]

Yamcha, oh my gosh!

[ALL gasp]

[BOTH] You're out!

[VADOS] Lord Champa. That counts as obstructing the runner.

And that means he is safe at second base.

[BOTH] Are you kidding me?

[BEERUS] They maliciously attacked my player

on the basepath, ump.

Don't you think that's grounds to eject them both?

I should eject you off this world!

Do mind your temper, my lord.

Remember you only have to last until dinner.

[CHAMPA] Tch!

Please be okay, Yamcha. I'm lost without you!

Change!

Hey Puar, was I asleep?

I just had the craziest baseball dream.

[PUAR] Yamcha, thank goodness! I was so scared!

[PICCOLO] Great. Turns out most of us have no idea

how baseball works.

Oh. Wait a minute. Gohan!

Uh, yeah? What's up, Piccolo? You got any advice?

You didn't make the trip to the Tournament of Destroyers

and you probably couldn't tell just by looking at him.

You see that player over there who looks like a robot?

That's Magetta, and he can't fly.

If you hit one over his head, there's a good chance

it'll get past him, and we can score.

I got it, thanks, Piccolo.

Okay, I'm ready!

Yeah, yeah, lets do it.

[YAMCHA] What am I even doing here?

I'm totally out of my league!

At this rate, I'll be lucky to walk off the field alive.

Come on, Yamcha! Keep my head in the game.

We are going to win this.

[grunts]

Excellent hit, Gohan!

[MAGETTA] Vrrroom, vrrrroom!

[BOTAMO] Magetta!

[MAGETTA] Ka-dunk! Boom!

What? A combo technique?

They're a better team than I thought.

[YAMCHA] I can still make it!

[CABBA] He tagged up! Pick him off!

[CHAMPA] Let me! Gotchya!

--[thwack] --[YAMCHA groans]

No! Poor Yamcha, not again!

And that's what you get for trying

to compete with me, Earthling.

Safe!

[CHAMPA] What?!

My lord, you must tag runners with the ball

in your hand or glove--

Throwing the ball at him does not count as an out.

[CHAMPA] But Cabba told me to pick him off!

Yes, but I'm afraid you didn't understand

the meaning of the phrase, sir.

[CHAMPA growls]

[YAMCHA] I will make it home.

Oh, I'm not sure about that,

unless you're carried there on a stretcher.

But of course, this is just the sort of player

you get with a lousy manager.

Did you dare just call me lousy?

If you're fragile team can't handle playing against

the big boys, then you should forfeit. And we'll win!

And your savage players would only win by cheating!

You're the savage, brother!

I'm sophistication personified!

[CHAMPA] In what way? You're a mayhem-loving vandal!

[BEERUS] No I'm not! You are!

--[CHAMPA] No, you are! --[BEERUS] You are!

[CHAMPA growls] No, you are!

No, you are!

[CHAMPA] No, you definitely are!

[CHICHI] Everybody run!

[BULMA] Hey you guys, take cover over here!

Hold on, didn't somebody tell me once

that if Destroyers start fighting each other,

it could rip a whole universe apart at the seams?

Then we probably shouldn't have front row seats!

No! You are, infinity! [yells]

You dare strike me, you weenie?

[BOTH grunting]

That does it!

Oh, I agree! [yells]

[ALL screaming]

[MAGETTA] Danger! Danger!

Guys, hold on to me.

I'm gonna use Instant Transmission, okay.

I said hold on, not squeeze!

[CHAMPA grunts]

You're going down!

--No, you are! --[CHAMPA] You are!

[BOTH yell]

[VADOS, WHIS] That's enough, my lord.

Have you forgotten it's one of the greatest taboos

of the cosmos for Destroyers to fight each other?

Are you trying to obliterate this whole universe?

[CHAMPA, BEERUS groan]

You've completely ignored our warning

that acts of destruction are forbidden.

By our authority as umpires, we hereby rule

you're in gross violation and declare this game over.

Are you saying after all that fuss it ends in a tie?

Actually, no, the Seventh Universe team wins,

one run to nothing.

What, but how?

See for yourself, Lord Champa. Look down at home plate.

[CHAMPA] Huh?

Heck of a play! Well done, Yamcha!

[KRILLIN] He stole home when no one was looking!

Hey, the way he's lying in that crater kinda rings a bell.

Yeah, a very painful bell.

Don't remind me.

Well, I'm glad we won, you guys.

But I think I just gave new meaning to the term "sacrifice."

[ALL] Yamcha!

[cheering, laughing]

[CHAMPA grunting]

[ALL grunting]

Keep at it, fighters!

They will not defeat us next time!

--[BOTAMO] Sir, yes sir! --[MAGETTA, CABBA] Sir!

My lord got so wrapped up in the competition

he didn't even remember about the meal.

[laughs]

1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

Nothing but fried rice fantasies!

I got a passion for the dish

Nothing compares to what it is

I don't get my fill, I'm like a monster (Monster)

Frozen meals, no one could possibly resist.

Let's get this over with

Make it spicy and I can't say no

Seasoning is everything, I think so

Bon Appétit!

I'll burn the world straight to the ground

if I can't have that greasy mound

My hunger's not to be ignored!

1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

Nothing but fried rice fantasies

I want fried rice, I'm so hungry!

[GOKU] Hey! It's me, Goku!

And I hate to break it to you guys,

but this next adventure might end with me dead.

There's an awesome fighter who's out to get me,

and apparently he's lurking somewhere close by.

Even though I can't sense his energy, he's definitely near.

I've got a ton of respect for him,

but I hate this hide and seek!

Just come out and face me! I'm always up for a fight!

Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

"Goku Dies! An Assassination That Must Be Executed."

Make sure you don't miss it, okay?