Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[SUN giggling]

[yawns]

Don't panic, you're on the right channel.

This episode of Dragon Ball Super is a crossover.

Thank you.

♪

[ARALE sings] ♪ Here she is

♪ Arale's here to have some fun ♪

♪ Yay, yippee, hooray, hurrah

♪ Pitter-patter, zip zoom run

♪ Beep beep beep boop bop bong

♪ Gathcans, too!

♪ It's an explosion of all your hopes and dreams! ♪

♪ Happy is the sun in the sky

♪ Piggety pig goes oink

[CHORUS sings] ♪ What's going to happen today? ♪

♪ What could be in store?

♪ In Penguin Village there's adventure galore ♪

♪ I can't wait to see-see-see-see ♪

♪ Ha ha ho hoo hee!

♪

--[GATCHAN ONE] Ha! --N'cha!

--[ARALE] Ho? --[GATCHANS] Uh!

Hey, Doc, where ya going?

[SENBEI] Oh. Just over to West City, my dear girl.

--[ARALE] Woo-hoo-hoo! --[GATCHANS chattering]

I get to go to the big city! Hooray!

--[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo! --No way.

[SENBEI] Now be a good girl and watch over things here.

[ARALE] Aww.

[GATCHANS] Cupi.

[yawns]

[FEMALE REPORTER 69A] Greetings to everyone out there

in TV land! We are coming to you live

from the annual World Inventors Awards

right here in beautiful West City!

This event recognizes the most outstanding

inventions of the past year.

And look, there's the master of ceremonies now,

our very own superstar, Mr. Satan!

All the talented tinkerers who've been nominated

are gathered here, eagerly waiting to find out

which gadget will take home the top prize of the night.

Excuse me, sir, could I have a word?

[VEGETA growls]

[FEMALE REPORTER 69A shrieks]

Stay tuned to find out who wins!

Yay.

Would it kill you to smile, just for one day?

Yeah, Dad, this is supposed to be a big party.

Mom's invention is about to win top prize.

It's a really big deal for her.

And it has nothing to do with me.

--[TRUNKS, BULMA gasp] --[CROWD cheering]

Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.

Honored guests, I'd like to thank you

for taking time away from inventing stuff

to be here as we celebrate you inventing stuff.

Now, without further ado,

the moment you've all been waiting for!

Oh man, having a day job sure is boring.

Now listen here, Goku!

Mr. Satan went out of his way to get you

this security job, so you're gonna take it!

Y'know it's about time you did some serious work for a change!

And be sure to fix your hair before you go!

Yeah, that's easy for her to say.

[GOKU yawns]

Aww, damn it.

[ripping]

[GOKU] Ah, forget about it. This is hopeless.

[MALE SECURITY GUARD 69A] Uh, you can't just leave.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce

the Academy has chosen as this year's

most outstanding invention...

[drumroll]

The Reality Machine Number Two,

created by Penguin Village's own,

Dr. Senbei Norimaki!

--Who, me? Well, all right! --[CROWD cheering]

Thank you, thank you! You're too kind, really!

[MR. SATAN] Hey, Doc, come on up here and say a few words.

[SENBEI clears throat]

Thank you all for that warm reception.

I am Senbei Norimaki.

Or, as my cruel and hurtful detractors are so

maliciously fond of calling me, "Dr. Slump."

However! Once you get a load of my prize-winning invention,

I think you'll all agree that I am, indeed, a genius!

I call this game-changer

"the Reality Machine Number Two!" Ta-da!

Hey there, can I get a round of applause?

[CROWD cheering]

So, Dr. Norimaki,

what exactly does this little gizmo do, anyway?

[SENBEI chuckles] I'm glad you asked, my friend.

Here, allow me to demonstrate.

As you can see, there's nothing inside.

Nothing at all.

[SENBEI grunting]

[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]

Bum-ba-da-dum!

Well? Impressed?

Oh yeah, they're impressive all right.

No! Not the girls in the magazine!

The fact that the girlie magazine you're holding

was created out of nothing, that's what's impressive here!

[MR. SATAN] Huh?

[SENBEI] Don't you see? The machine was able to tell

what the thing I most desired in that moment was,

and then materialized it out of thin air!

[CROWD gasping]

Eerie, no? Sometimes I even scare myself with my genius.

Okay, but of all the things you could wish for,

why would you waste a wish on a girlie magazine?

[SENBEI chuckles] This machine can only sense the desires

you want so badly, you'd be willing to die for them.

Just how interested are you in bikini-clad girls,

'cause it seems like a little too much.

[SENBEI] Well, Mr. Satan, would you like to give it a try?

--[MR. SATAN] Ooh! Can I? --[MAN] Left. Right.

--[SENBEI] Of course! --[MAN] Left. Right.

[SENBEI] Just concentrate as hard as you can

on something that you really want!

[MR. SATAN] All right, here goes.

[MAN] Right. Left. Right.

[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting] Bum-ba-da-dum!

Ooh! Wow, it's just what I wanted!

Ladies and gentlemen, no one here objects

to Dr. Norimaki receiving this prize, am I right?

--[CROWD cheering] --[cameras shutters clicking]

That really is remarkable.

So awesome! I want one right now!

[VEGETA] Hmph.

[MAN] All right.

[SENBEI] Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

I never thought this day would come!

In that case, I'll give you your medal now.

You've truly earned this one, Dr. Norimaki.

Thanks!

[MAN] I object!

[BOTH gasp]

--[BULMA] Huh? --Who's that?

[MAN chuckles]

Dr. Mashirito!

As this generation's greatest scientific mind,

not to mention Norimaki's most well-known rival,

imagine my surprise when I failed to receive

even an invitation to this silly gala!

Wait just a minute!

Ah, I knew it! See!

In the original Dr. Slump comics, you died!

So how the heck can you be standing here now?

--[MASHIRITO grunts] --Eh?

I was so upset about being snubbed I escaped

from the Home For Infinite Losers just to get my vengeance!

[SENBEI] Aaah!

Well, that's an unscientific thing for a scientist to do!

Have you no respect for the laws of nature?

[MASHIRITO] N'ha. Come on out!

[ARALE] One. Two. One. Two. One. Two.

--N'cha! --[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo!

Arale! And the Gatchans, too, huh?

Yup, that's right!

[GATCHANS] Cupi-pee!

[MASHIRITO] You left them all alone at your place,

so I mixed some of this in with their food.

I call this elixir "Playtime-X"!

It's a tonic that takes a child's desire to play

and multiplies it a hundredfold!

[ALL] Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

All right, Arale and you Gatchans,

go ahead and cavort with everyone here!

Cavort to your hearts' content!

I can't abide anyone who would dare to ignore me!

So run amok! Ruin this thing!

--Okay! --[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo!

Oh, this could get ugly!

Hey. I'm the star of this show

and now they're trying to upstage me!

Wait, brainstorm coming.

If I were to buddy up with those spotlight-stealing runts,

then maybe... [chuckles]

Hey there, little ones!

How'd you like to play with me, famous Mr. Satan?

[ARALE, GATCHANS] Oh wow, really?

Yes, really, I promise!

Right now we're in the middle of a

very important televised event,

but soon as it's over, we can play tag.

Woo-hoo-hoo! Yay! Tag, you're it!

[MR. SATAN groaning]

--[ARALE laughing] --[SENBEI screams]

[CROWD gasping]

[ARALE] Table for two!

Chop! [laughs]

[SENBEI] Hey, Arale! You can't do that! Stop it!

[MR. SATAN gasps, grunts]

Don't worry, folks, I've got this!

Please evacuate in a calm and orderly manner!

[CROWD screaming]

[ARALE laughing] Ka-bam!

Hey there, muscles, could you, um...?

[VEGETA sighs] Okay, fine.

Another brat raised without discipline.

Only weakling parents would let her get away with this.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[VEGETA] Hey, small child!

[ARALE] Ho-yo?

Want someone to play with? Play with me.

[ARALE] Are you strong, mister?

Yep.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

--[VEGETA] Science guy! --Yes?

[VEGETA] Are you okay with this?

Just as long as you're careful and nobody gets hurt!

Ready? Here I come!

Heh!

[ARALE yells]

[VEGETA chuckles]

[snoring]

[GOKU babbling]

Vegeta? What did you do this time?

That girl's way too strong!

Only a character from an early 80s gag manga

could have so much power!

What's a gag manga?

And a-one, and a-two, and a-beep, beep, beep!

--Ho-yo-yo? --[GOKU] Uuh?

[ARALE yells]

[GOKU yells]

[VEGETA] You two know each other?

[GOKU, ARALE] Who are you again?

Hey, Goku, be careful!

That girl's the one who sent Vegeta flying through the wall!

Whoa, really? That was you?

It sure was!

[MR. SATAN] She may look sweet and innocent,

but she's been brainwashed by an evil scientist!

You have no choice but to bop her on the noggin

and snap her out of it!

[GOKU] Aw come on, guys, no way.

I'm not gonna clobber an adorable kid!

[VEGETA] Out of my way, Kakarot!

I won't stand by and let some little girl humiliate me!

Wait, calm down! I'm sure we can figure something out!

--[VEGETA yells] --[GOKU shrieks]

--[ARALE yells] --[VEGETA chuckles, groans]

Tag! You're it now!

[VEGETA grunts] What a pest!

How did she circle the earth so fast?

Oh, that seals it. She's gotta be a gag manga character.

So the conventional rules don't apply to her.

If I keep fighting in a realistic way,

I don't stand a chance. Which means...

UFO!

What? Where?

--[VEGETA yells] --[ARALE] Uh!

Hm. That oughta show her.

[BOTH shriek]

Oh no, what have you done?

Wow, Vegeta. You've really gone way too far this time!

Don't blame me, she started it!

[VEGETA, GOKU scream]

[BOTH scream]

[ARALE] Come on. Come on.

[laughing]

Wait, you're not even a human?

Yup, that's right. I'm a robot!

What? You're kidding me?

Hoy!

[laughing]

What's wrong with you?

Flouting the laws of physics for just a cheap gag--

it violates everything--

Okay, mister, now it's my turn!

Listen when I lecture you!

[ARALE] Nnnnnnnnn!

Arale Kick!

[groaning]

[ARALE laughs] Wait for me! Wait for me!

Oh, yay, I caught up to you!

Hoy! Head-butt!

[VEGETA yells]

[ARALE] Bye-cha!

[BULMA gasps] She just got rid of Vegeta like it was nothing!

Wow.

[ARALE] Come on, let's play!

Hang on, that head-butt just jogged my memory!

You're Arale from Penguin Village, right?

[ARALE gasps] And you're Goku, but older!

Wait, he knows that girl?

I see you're as strong as ever!

Now I'm actually gettin' excited about goin' head-to-head!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

All right, just gimme a second here, okay?

[grunts]

Whoa, super cool!

'Kay, here I go!

[GOKU] Uh?

[ARALE] N'cha!

Ha!

[BOTH gasp]

[GOKU panting, chuckling]

Woo! Man, you are too much!

[laughing]

Whee, that was fun! Why don't we do it again?

But a hundred times stronger!

What?! A hundred times?

He-heh. Bring it on!

Hey, you're sure you can stop that thing, right?

I mean, you're gonna stop it, right?

Who knows? She is ridiculously tough.

That's what makes this so exciting!

[ARALE giggles]

[GOKU chuckles] Let's see what happens!

Aaah! It's the end of the world!

If even Goku is powerless to pummel this

adorably savage robot, there's no one on Earth who can!

[BULMA] Not on Earth.

But I can think of at least one guy. Hm!

[WHIS] I see. That is quite the dilemma.

[BULMA] Yeah, so you've gotta send Lord Beerus here ASAP!

I'll ask you not to speak of a god

as though he were a pizza deliveryman.

I'll put together a spread of delicious food for you.

Please?

[snoring]

[WHIS] I'm afraid your timing couldn't be worse.

Not even I would dare rouse him in the middle of a nap.

Best of luck to you.

Wait, no!

Cupi-pee.

Pu-po.

In that case, we'll have to rough up Mashirito

and get him to tell us how to keep that thing

from wrecking the world!

[MASHIRITO chuckles]

[BOTH panting]

[MASHIRITO] Come on, is that all you've got?

I'm disappointed.

Oh, this is hopeless.

Aw, poop!

[SENBEI] Uh? Ah!

That's it, my boy!

Poo-poo! Doo-doo! Caca! Feces!

Number Two, on the double!

Now we're talkin'!

[BOTH] Uh...?

[SENBEI, REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]

[REALITY MACHINE 2] Bum-ba-da-dum!

Ew, gross!

Take that to Arale right away!

It should distract her for a bit

and buy us at least a little time!

Uh, Bulma, please, ladies first.

Me? You take it! You're the World Champ!

Aww, man!

--[GOKU] Huh? --[TRUNKS yelling]

[TRUNKS yelling]

Poop!

[ARALE] Huh?

Pokey poo! Pokey poo!

Pokey, pokey poo! Pokey, pokey poo!

[GOKU] Uh, what the heck's goin' on here?

You're merely delaying the inevitable!

As soon as she loses interest in that pile of excrement,

you'll all still be doomed!

Hey, genius, ya got any plans that don't involve dookies?

[SENBEI grunting]

What about you, Number Two,

any bright ideas over there?

Hey, I don't know why you're asking me.

I can't produce anything unless somebody imagines it.

Imagine. I've got it!

There we go!

Everyone watching at home, I want you to picture

the most delicious food you've ever had,

and direct that mental image towards your TV!

[REALITY MACHINE 2] Huh?

[BULMA] Maybe it's a local delicacy.

Or the dish your mom makes for you when you're feeling down.

I'll explain everything later, but if you don't do this now,

it could mean the end of the world!

[ARALE] Pokey poo!

[sighs]

[chuckles]

She's bored of it already?

It sure looks like it.

What's going on over there?

Yeah, what is going on?

Exactly what it looks like.

People around the world are imagining the greatest cuisine

they can think of, and your invention

is combining them into one super-food.

[MASHIRITO laughing] Oh now, this is just sad!

I don't care how scrumptious it is,

what good is a snack going to do now?

[REALITY MACHINE 2 grunting]

Bum-ba-da-dum!

--[SENBEI gasps] --[BULMA] Amazing!

[SENBEI] It's so bright!

Really? That's the most delicious thing on the planet?

Doesn't look too appetizing.

Then good thing it's not for you.

Eh!

Ka... me...

[ARALE inhales]

...ha... me...

[TRUNKS] Aaah!

[WHIS sighs] I don't believe I've ever traveled

quite so quickly to get here before.

It worked!

[BEERUS] Mm?

[MASHIRITO] Well, now who the heck is this guy?

Are you telling me they cooked up that

little food pellet just to summon him?

Hey, you there!

Yes, you in the oversized genie pants!

I don't know who you think you are, but read the room!

We're in the middle of something here.

Besides,I'm the star of this episode!

What's happening?! What are you doing to me?

It doesn't matter if you're an animal, mineral, or ghost,

there is nothing in the universe Lord Beerus can't destroy.

[MASHIRITO] I'll be back!

[SENBEI] Nnnnnnh!

Yummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy,

yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy! Yummy!

[ARALE] Wow, what a huge kitty-cat!

Hello! Kitty-cat!

Hey, Mr. Kitty-Cat, wanna play?

--[TRUNKS] Shh! --[ARALE] Ho-yo?

Hey, watch what you say.

That kinda thing doesn't sit too well with Lord Beerus.

He could destroy you--

[ALL yell]

Ooh! I've lost my head again.

Any nuisance who would dare to interfere

with the delectable sensation currently in my mouth

will pay the ultimate price.

Kitty-cat?

All you gotta do is knock her out;

nothing permanent, okay?

Hold your fire!

[ALL gasp]

[BEERUS] Whis, we're leaving.

But sir?

Get me back home, Whis! Now!

[groans]

[WHIS] Try to hold it in, my lord!

You guys got a smarty-pants explanation for that?

Too many exotic cuisines from around the world

mixed together, causing a chemical reaction, perhaps?

Is it possible the flavor was so intense not even

a god's stomach could tolerate it?

[BULMA, SENBEI] Hmm.

Or maybe it's 'cause nobody bothered to clean

that machine after it just finished making a poop.

[GOKU laughs] Oh man, that is nasty!

[SENBEI] Sorry about leaving this place in such disarray.

I feel horrible.

[MR. SATAN laughing]

I'm fine! I can fix this mess up with my eyes closed!

You just focus on doing your science-y stuff!

[SENBEI] Really? Are you sure?

Doc, y'know, you should try to be more careful in the future.

What? You're the ones who made this mess

in the first place! We're just lucky that tonic's

awful effects didn't last longer!

Otherwise, things could've turned out

even worse than they did! Much, much worse, in fact!

[ARALE] Oh, right.

[GATCHANS] Cupi-poo.

Bye-cha!

Hey, we'll have to spar again sometime, okay!

[ARALE] You got it! And don't make me wait another 30 years!

[GOKU chuckles]

[yawns]

All of a sudden, I feel the urge to do some inventing!

Come on, Trunks, let's go home.

--We can't leave yet, Mom. --[BULMA] Hm?

Aren't you forgetting something?

I am never fighting someone from an 80s gag manga again!

1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

Nothing but fried rice fantasies!

I got a passion for the dish

Nothing compares to what it is

I don't get my fill, I'm like a monster (Monster)

Frozen meals, no one could possibly resist.

Let's get this over with

Make it spicy and I can't say no

Seasoning is everything, I think so

Bon Appétit!

I'll burn the world straight to the ground

if I can't have that greasy mound

My hunger's not to be ignored!

1,2,3 I'm hungry. 1,2,3 I'm hungry.

Nothing but fried rice fantasies

I want fried rice, I'm so hungry!

[GOKU] Hey! It's me, Goku!

Whoa, Lord Beerus, are those guys from

the Sixth Universe invading Earth?

Does this mean we're gonna get to have

another awesome fight, like last time?

Oh, goody! I can't wait!

Whoa, time out. We're competing against them in baseball?

Okay, sure, why not!

Just one thing. What's baseball?

Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

Make sure you don't miss it, okay?