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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

with Goku and friends having won the Tournament of Destroyers,

the leader of all twelve universes appeared:

the childlike Grand Zeno!

And then I got an idea that was very good!

A tournament with all the universes together!

I think we should try it sometime--wouldn't that be fun?

[DESTROYERS, KAIS sigh]

[NARRATOR] Under the terms of his bet with Champa,

Beerus took possession of the Super Dragon Balls

and summoned the Super Dragon!

But after all the fighting and scheming,

the wish Beerus ultimately made wasn't for himself,

but rather for the benefit of Champa.

That was very kind of you, sir.

Kindness has nothing to do with it;

I just want him to owe me.

[NARRATOR] And so, the quarrel between Destroyers

comes to an end, as Goku and the other heroes

of the Seventh Universe return to Earth to celebrate,

and begin a new adventure. Now!

[WHIS] A victory party?

[BULMA] We've all got free time now. Why not celebrate?

Right, and I assume this party means there'll be

plenty of delicious Earth foods?

Oh, tell us what kind?

Don't serve anything 'til we get there!

[BULMA] Great! The fun starts at noon tomorrow!

Oh, I almost forgot!

Can you invite Monaka for me?

If it wasn't for him beating Hit,

there's no way we could have won!

Thanks! See you soon!

[BOTH] Mmm.

[BEERUS] If we let Goku anywhere near Monaka,

he'll insist the two of them spar

so he can test his strength.

You could always tell them the truth about Monaka;

that he has absolutely no powers at all.

[BEERUS] I can't! It would eliminate a critical source

of Goku and Vegeta's motivation. Besides...

I am a Destroyer God. If it were to get out

that we occasionally lie to get our way,

it would diminish our authority among the mortals.

Understood.

It would also make me look foolish

to the Omni-King, Grand Zeno.

So, it sounds like you're continuing this lie

to protect your behind?

There a problem with that?

No...

[BEERUS] Good! We'll just tell them Monaka can't make it

because he's busy with work. Are we clear?

[WHIS] Yes, yes. As clear as crystal.

[CHIAOTZU, MARRON laugh]

[MARRON] Whee!

[laughs]

[indistinctive chatter]

It looks like Gohan, Videl, and Pan

won't be getting here until late this afternoon.

So, if we start family bingo, I'll be down three cards.

Hey, Chichi. When's Goku getting here?

I haven't heard from him since he went out

in the fields to work, but he swore he'd be back

in time for the victory party.

Oh. Well, feel free to start on the appetizers, folks!

No, we'll do nothing 'til Beerus gets here!

It's just snacks.

You know he's weird at parties.

Don't forget what happened at your birthday!

Let's not risk triggering one of his bad moods

the moment he gets here!

Yeah, don't give him an excuse to go on a rampage.

As long as a certain tubby pink someone

doesn't eat all our food, we're fine. I hope.

You can relax. I figured Buu would pig out,

so I made him his own feast!

[BUU] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!

[JACO gasps]

It looks like the special desserts I ordered

got here just in time.

I paid for next-day delivery on this yummy caloric infusion!

[ALL gasp]

I got a special order on a pallet of sweets for Jaco?

Wait, aren't you Monaka?

Yes. Hi. Hello, there.

What are you doing working as a delivery man?

Oh, right. When I'm not at tournaments,

I do deliveries for a cosmic shipping company.

--No way! --[KRILLIN] Uuh.

So, on top of being super strong, you have a real job?

You're the perfect male role model!

The most impressive man ever!

[GOKU snoring]

Ah-choo!

[snoring]

[MR. SATAN] Wait! Hey, hey, hey. Remember me?

We met at the tourney? You're the strong man, Kinako, right?

It's "Monaka."

How awkward! I'm so sorry.

But, what I'm not sorry about is that amazing

business offer I made you.

What do you say we go into business together

and I make you the mascot of my training dojo?

Your face would look great on a hat!

Uuuh...

And what better way to advertise than a man

in a costume on the street?

Wait 'til you see how well we captured you in foam latex!

Hey! Sometime today!

[PIIZA] Hold your horses, I'm coming!

Aah!

Uhhh...

What do you think? That's pretty spot-on, right?

[PIIZA grunts]

Piiza! That's against the mascot code!

I'm sorry, Mr. Satan.

It's just so hot in this thing!

Ugh. I can't!

You two figure this out later!

You're gonna scare off our guest!

Go get some punch and enjoy the victory party!

Victory party--what?

Wait. Lord Beerus didn't invite you for me?

No, ma'am.

Ha. All for me.

[GOTEN] Hey! You don't get a whole box for yourself!

--[GOTEN] Let's share! --[TRUNKS] No! Jaco bought

enough for everyone!

[MONAKA groans]

Ah! My bad!

[BOTH gasp]

[GOTEN] Are you okay, Mr. Monaka!

[sniffs, cries]

Hold on. Are you really crying?

[MONAKA sobs]

He's the strongest guy in the universe?

Something isn't adding up here.

[KRILLIN] Hey, Piccolo. Am I crazy?

Or is Monaka not as strong as Beerus says?

I'm staying out of this one.

[VEGETA gasps] Beerus and Whis are coming now.

It's so nice to see you all again! Smells great.

Thanks for waiting. Let's eat.

[MONAKA sobs, sniffs]

--[BEERUS] Eeh! --[WHIS] Oh! This is bad.

Monaka? What's he doing here?

You answer me first, Lord Beerus!

Why didn't you invite him like I asked you to?

Was that too much to ask of you?

Uh. Oh, right.

Did you not do that 'cause you didn't want us

learning he's a useless weakling?

[yells]

Bulma, don't wind him up!

I was right. Monaka's not a fighter at all!

[WHIS] Ahem!

Lord Beerus, it appears that everyone on Earth

is now wise to your Monaka ruse.

Thank you for noticing.

Although, your scam's biggest target isn't here yet.

If Goku finds out I lied to him, it will cause me

all sorts of problems. Listen up, peons!

The truth about Monaka being a weakling must be something

Goku never-ever knows!

[ALL gasp]

Hey, what's up, Lord Beerus!

Aaaah! You startled me! Never startle a Destroyer!

Ah! Monaka! I'm so glad you came to the party!

Now we can fight each other to see who's stronger!

Goku, no! How dare you come to a party dressed like that!

You're embarrassing me!

Now, go home, clean up, and change your outfit!

Uh. You're the boss, Chichi.

Sit tight. I'll be right back, okay?

All right, guys, I just bought us a few minutes.

Now let's figure out how to keep Goku

from learning the truth about this poser.

Good work. He's lucky to have a wife as fine as you.

Wow, thank you for the compliment, Lord Beerus.

Whatever. Since when is it okay for deities to lie?

--[BEERUS] What? --[CHICHI] Hey!

Stop that, Bulma!

Lord Beerus only lied about Monaka's strength

to keep Earth in this universe!

By claiming there was a fighter stronger than

the both of us, Lord Beerus motivated us

to reach new heights in our training.

Without that lie, we would have lost for sure!

Aren't you clever.

Ahem. Everyone, please listen to me.

Okay. If Goku were to learn that Monaka

is an easily frightened pink troll in a dead-end job...

Aah!

[WHIS] Well, he is likely to lose his motivation to train.

He'll just be going through the motions.

That is not good for any of us in this universe,

because we need Goku to become much stronger than he is now.

The other universes' Destroyers are quite volatile.

If our team loses the all- universe fighting tournament,

I shudder to think what awful fate

will befall this universe's Earth.

[ROSHI, KRILLIN, TIEN, YAMCHA gasp]

--I'm back! --Wha--! Already?

All right, Monaka, let's throw-down!

Eh!

Hold on. You can't just take liberties like that!

Apologies, your destructiveness, sir.

May I please fight him?

Not yet. If you really want Monaka,

you must first do one trillion sit-ups for me!

Only when you've done those will I let you fight!

That's all? Awesome! I'll start now!

Thanks, Lord Beerus!

Augh! Hey! One trillion, I mean it!

He's really doing a trillion sit ups!

Guys, come on.

We got another few minutes to find a way

to protect Monaka's secret.

Yeah, but if they're gonna fight,

how do we keep Monaka from ending up a pancake?

[GOTEN] Hmm...

Got it! We'll trick Dad into thinking

Monaka can transform and swap him out for a real fighter!

That might work.

Oh! Brilliant idea!

And your Dad's gullible enough to fall for it!

Wait, what is this plan?!

[TRUNKS] Lord Beerus, listen up!

[whispers] Okay. So, here's the deal.

You're gonna put on that costume of Monaka

and then you're going to go over there

you're gonna fight.

You want me to fight as Monaka?

Uh-- [chuckles]

Whis, do you really think I'll have to

go through with this silly dress-up plan?

It's shameful for a Destroyer!

The only shame is your lie about Monaka, my lord.

Yeah, you brought this on yourself!

--[BEERUS growls] --Trunks! You shut your mouth!

[GOKU] Phew! 'Kay. Well, that's a trillion sit-ups.

[BEERUS] Uh. Huuuuh?

You ready to rumble, Monaka?

[sobs]

That's too fast! Even at one sit-up a second,

it would take three million years to do a trillion of them!

No way you were doing an honest count, Goku!

My counting was totally honest.

One trillion, two trillion, three trillion.

[laughs]

That's all wrong!

What comes after a trillion?

It's two trillion, right?

You cheater! That's not what I meant by trillion!

Look, he can't even do two chores at the same time,

let alone count to a trillion while exercising.

You still haven't figured him out

after all this time, have you?

[BEERUS] I don't care! Do it again and do it right!

[GOKU] I just wanna do some light sparring with him?

Why're you being such a stickler about this?

Now where should we do this fight?

How about... here?

Hey! Come back here!

[GOTEN, TRUNKS panting]

Lord Beerus!

We got it!

Aah!

I'm not wearing that!

Chiaotzu! Slow him down and buy us some time!

[CHIAOTZU] 'Kay, I'll try.

Uh. Whoa, I can't move! I'm stuck!

[GOKU grunts]

[CHIAOTZU grunts]

[GOKU grunts]

I... I got nothing left! Ugh!

[yells]

Sorry about this, buddy! Solar Flare!

Aah!

Now's your chance! Beerus, switch!

Lord Beerus. Goku is expecting a strong Monaka.

[BEERUS grunts]

[BEERUS] In all my eons I've never heard of a Destroyer God

doing something so humiliating!

♪

Wow! So, that bright flash was you

getting bigger, huh, Monaka?

I didn't even know you could transform!

And your energy even feels a lot like Lord Beerus's now!

[BEERUS shrieks]

So, not only can you change size,

you've got god-level powers, too!

This is gonna be great!

[BEERUS] I'll put Goku away quickly.

So, I can be done with this asinine farce!

[BULMA] Hold on, boys! Don't have your big fight around us!

This is supposed to be a classy victory party!

Take your fight over there! C'mon, move!

Uh, okay Bulma.

Hmm? Now, be a big boy and go clean up your mess.

Okay, Mr. Monaka?

Remember, that if he learns the truth,

he could lose his motivation to train.

I doubt a disinterested Goku will go over well

with the Omni-King.

I wouldn't want anything to happen to you.

[BEERUS] Eeh!

Bulma! Can you please show Lord Beerus some respect?

This seems like an all right spot for our fight.

Ow! Now that's more like it! [chuckles]

[BEERUS AS MONAKA] Eh?

[yells]

Oh yeah?

Looks like Lord Beerus is having some trouble.

He's worrying more about the costume than fighting well.

Aaugh! I can't believe we forced a god into this

humiliating scam! So, Bulma!

What's our fallback plan if Beerus gets sick of this

and decides he'll just destroy the earth instead?

Uh, good point. Maybe we did get too carried away.

At the time, it seemed like it'd work.

Hey, let the record show I was against this

from the start, okay?

[GOKU groans]

Take this!

[gasps]

What the--?

[BEERUS grunting muffled]

What are you guys doing here?

I... It's appears we were pulled!

I think Monaka has the power to control

other people's bodies from a distance!

[VEGETA] Mhmmm!

Ah! My arm. No!

Monaka's controlling it-- watch out Goku, no!

You're a bad actor, you know that?

[PICCOLO] Says you.

Whoa! No! Run, Kakarot!

Now he's taking over my body! Aaah--!

What?

[BOTH yell]

[BEERUS AS MONAKA bellows]

[ALL groan]

Oh, no no. I think Beerus has snapped!

[laughs intensely]

Huh?

[BEERUS AS MONAKA bellows]

It's like he's just having fun with this now?

With that mask on, we can't know either way!

[WHIS] I agree with Krillin. He is enjoying himself.

Having to fight in that costume as if he's someone else

must be a novel experience.

Plus, the nature of the Tournament of Destroyers

rendered him only a spectator,

so I'm sure he's itching to do a little fighting himself.

Lame costume aside, this whole fake fight

might be a real treat for him.

Mmm. Mmm-mm!

Just as that was a real treat for me!

[yells]

[BEERUS AS MONAKA grunts]

Ah! It wasn't cheap getting that costume made!

[yells] One more big punch!

[BEERUS AS MONAKA] Don't get cocky!

[GOKU groans]

[yells]

[BEERUS AS MONAKA yells]

Hey, hold on. I thought this was gonna be sparring!

If they keep this up, it won't just be my party

that's ruined, but all of Metro West!

Eh...

[BULMA, TRUNKS, GOTEN, YAMCHA] Huh?

He-heh. Awesome. This was so worth the wait!

Now. Let's take this fight to another level!

[whimpers]

[yells]

[yells]

[BOTH yell]

Huh?

That's enough. We don't want a friendly exhibition

destroying the city, now do we?

[whispers] Your hand's sticking out.

[BEERUS AS MONAKA chuckles nervously]

Oh, come on, let us fight a little longer!

You do know Lord Beerus is the one ordering the stop?

--[GOKU] Uh... --[BEERUS AS MONAKA] Wha...?

[PUAR AS BEERUS] Enough, fighting.

You both did really good.

Aw, man. Guess that's that.

We'll fight another day, Monaka. Hm. Bye!

Well, at least the party can finally start, huh?

[BEERUS AS MONAKA groans]

[exhales] I'm glad that's over with.

Man, that was actually a pretty awesome fight.

Too bad all the drama earlier made Monaka

black out and he missed it.

--[TIEN gasps] --[laughs]

--[VEGETA] Oh, come on! --[BULMA] Seriously?

Uh, what's going on?

[YAMCHA chuckles nervously]

Did I say something wrong?

[BEERUS AS MONAKA growls]

I wore this ridiculous costume for nothing!

[ALL shriek]

[VEGETA] Now we're going to have to fight Beerus again!

Oh, wow! Monaka, you can even

split yourself up the way Buu does!

That's so amazing!

[BEERUS AS MONAKA] Ehhh?

Wow! Knowing you're out there just pushes me

to train harder than ever!

Man! After all that, I am starving!

Guys! Let's eat!

What a day!

[WHIS] You handled that well, my lord.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales]

It's done. What a silly farce.

Go on. Tell me I deserved that.

Well, honesty is the best policy!

[BEERUS] Mm. All right!

Time for this Destroyer to eat!

[OOLONG] Hmm.

[sighs]

Whoa–oa

Whoa–oa

Whoa–oa

It's hard to say - don't wanna stay

I twist and fight, can't find my way

I must believe, that fear and trouble

can even be fun if you think the right way

Whoa–oa

Whoa–oa

Whoa

I don't wanna draw the line, I gotta see it through some way

Fight for what I know is mine, the dream I had of me that day

Whoa–o-oa

Whoa–o-oa

Whoa–oa–oa

Don't care if they call me greedy,

If they ever make it make it through,

Don't care if they laugh at me,

cus' I will make the dream come true

Whoa–oa

Whoa–oa

Whoa–oa–oa

Hey it's me, Goku!

Bulma? Korin? What are you suddenly doing here?

Wait...I'm the one who suddenly appeared to you?!

Something's gone wrong with my energy!

Piccolo! What am I supposed to do to take care of Pan?!

Next time on Dragon Ball Super:

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