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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously on Dragon Ball Super,

Bulma and Jaco journeyed into space to learn more

about the Seventh Universe's Super Dragon Balls,

which Bulma hoped would protect Earth

against the unpredictable Beerus.

Salutations. I am Master Zuno.

[NARRATOR] Bulma hoped Master Zuno would help

with his encyclopedic knowledge of the cosmos.

But, what he revealed stopped their mission in its tracks.

Can you tell us everything about the Super Dragon Balls?

That's my next question!

Very well, I shall give you a comprehensive answer

on these cosmic artifacts.

Super Dragon Balls are extremely rare

and only number seven.

They are divided between the Sixth and Seventh Universes.

[yells]

[bellows]

[VEGETA bellows]

[panting]

Well, you sure don't make it easy on me.

Every time we fight, you find flaws I didn't know I had.

[VEGETA] Hmph!

[VEGETA] Same's true for me, much as I hate admitting it.

But, I'm glad he came. I can tell I've made progress.

I can't wait to fight, and crush, that other team.

[GOKU] So, this is Monaka guy.

What do you think he's like?

--What? --That guy Beerus picked.

I'm just wondering what makes him

the toughest opponent Beerus has ever faced.

This obsession of yours is pointless.

Focus on the team you'll be fighting.

But I can't help it. We know the Sixth Universe

has strong fighters, but we don't know

how strong they really are.

[VEGETA] If Beerus expected a cakewalk,

he would have just relied on us.

The fact he didn't is all you need to know.

Oh, yeah, right! You sure are a genius, Vegeta!

[VEGETA] Compared to you I am.

So, there's gonna be six awesome new fighters,

including Monaka, for us to face.

Man, I am super duper pumped up.

[VEGETA] You sound like a child.

Can't you act your age for once?

[GOKU] I am acting my age!

You said Saiyans keep our youth till we're

about eighty, right? Right?

I don't mean your body, I mean your brain.

Uuuh...

[VEGETA] We're not here to chat. Let's get back to work.

You got it.

[WHIS] Good day, everyone. Are we all ready to go?

[ALL] We're ready, Whis!

[WHIS] Excellent. We'll begin transportation

to the tournament venue shortly.

Please form a single-file line, and board the hexahedron.

And no shoving! Let's try to be civilized.

[TRUNKS] Whoa, sweet!

[GOTEN] Where's the door?

Is this thing really a spaceship?

I don't see any engine!

No, not a spaceship; a hexahedron!

And you board it like so.

[BOTH gasp]

There, you see--it's simple!

Just step through, and the smart-wall

will allow you to pass.

[ALL gasp]

The first leg of our flight will be to

Lord Beerus' world. We'll meet up with my lord and Monaka

and continue to the site.

Travel time will be approximately three hours.

While our final destination will have facilities,

this vessel, as you see, does not.

So, use the restroom before boarding, okay?

[ALL] Okay!

[GOTEN giggles]

[WHIS] I don't see our Saiyans.

They realize they have to be there

to fight, don't they?

I've given up trying to care. I haven't heard a peep from 'em

since they flew off to train in the Time Chamber.

[JACO] A-hem! Sorry I'm late.

[BULMA] Oh yeah, I forgot you were coming.

When a protector of your galaxy finds room

in his busy schedule for you, it'd be nice

if you'd at least pretend to care.

[BULMA] Huh? Who is this?

Oh, please tell me that's your new girlfriend!

What's wrong with you? That's no date!

That's our galaxy's most important mortal!

Our Galactic King!

Oh, that's neat-- it's good to meet ya.

[GALACTIC KING, JACO gasp]

Goku and Vegeta better get here quick.

What's the point in going if our own fighters don't show?

The Earthling does not seem to be impressed with my visit.

It's just her species, sire!

What we see as casual indifference

is actually their highest form of respect!

[WHIS] Heh.

There you are!

[GOKU] Sorry, you really lose track of time in there!

Seeing as how it's a Hyperbolic Time Chamber and all.

You know how it is.

But, we stayed an extra week! We trained a ton!

[BULMA, WHIS, JACO, GALACTIC KING gasp]

[BULMA] We're not going till you shower!

There's no way I'm sharing that box with your stink!

[indistinctive chatter]

[GOKU] Thanks for waiting, guys!

I kinda forgot what a shower feels like!

[VEGETA] Hah.

[WHIS] I'm glad you're refreshed.

So, is everyone here?

[KRILLIN] Wait for me!

Huh? Krillin, where've you been?

So, were you summoning the dragon?

Goku! You don't have tell the whole planet!

All right, all right, nothing to see here.

[muffled] That does it, Whis, we're all here.

[WHIS] Wonderful. Here we go.

[GOTEN] No way!

What is this place? This is so cool! Ha-ha!

[sniffs]

Hey Goten, do you smell something rotten?

[sniffs] Yeah, big time.

[BUU laughs] Buu make a stinky!

[GOTEN] I guess in space you can't open a window, right?

[ALL laugh]

Smells to me like Majin Buu just made a Majin Poo!

[laughs]

[MR. SATAN] Man, these guys can't take a joke.

[JACO] Hello, scrapbook!

[laughs]

You're welcome to take pictures, patrolman.

But please, no posting them on the Galactic Net.

My lord does value his privacy here.

[GOKU] Huh?

Hey, look Vegeta, that's gotta be him!

The strongest mortal Beerus knows!

[VEGETA] He doesn't look that impressive to me.

Yeah, well, let's not underestimate him just yet,

and Beerus should know, right?

[BEERUS] You're late.

Apologies for that, my lord.

But, between the showers and the defecation,

we just couldn't get moving.

So, you're Monaka aren't you; the fifth member of our team?

Well, we've been hearing a lot about you, man!

Good to meet you! My name is Goku!

Okay.

You are speaking to the most important weapon we have.

Considering your utter lack of tact,

you should talk to him as little as you can.

[GOKU] I was asking Whis what he could tell me about you,

and he said your name means "great pontas "

on your world. Is that right?

Yes, pronunciation aside.

It sounded interesting, but I don't know what pontas are.

Does that mean strength or something?

It means nipples.

[GOKU chuckles nervously]

I have large, shapely nipples.

I have ever since I was born.

You don't say. [chuckles nervously]

Good to know! I guess.

And, this is why I don't want you to talk.

You got it.

Even up close he still doesn't look that strong, does he?

Not at all. I am very confused.

Hey. Whaddaya say you practice with me real quick?

Nothing big, just a short little spar--?

Goku! Did I not already tell you

to save your energy for your actual opponents?

Okay, okay, Lord Beerus. I'm sorry!

[BEERUS] Let's go.

[GOKU yells]

[MONAKA sniffles]

Just how much brain damage do you have?

Well, I didn't mean to hit him!

I just wanted to see his reflexes

and I figured he'd duck! I'm so sorry, dude.

I didn't mean anything by it, I swear!

Fine. Don't worry about it. Dude.

[BOTH grunt]

[CHICHI] Here you go!

I can't believe you packed a grill, Chichi.

Well, Goku didn't give me the space picnic he promised.

So, I'm making one myself! Here, Vegeta!

This is the first decent meal I've had in three years.

I apologize on what you're about to witness.

No, thank you. I can't eat that sort of organism.

[gasps] Watching what you eat to stay healthy, huh?

That's impressive, man! I couldn't live without meat!

[WHIS] Almost there. Just a few more galaxies.

And... wa-la!

[gasps]

[ALL gasp]

So, they really exist, huh?

Man, they're huge!

They really are the Super Dragon Balls!

[BULMA] This is unbelievable, Whis!

When you said they were as big as planets,

I thought you were exaggerating, but they really are!

I mean you could actually live on these things!

[KRILLIN] Yeah, imagine the power!

No wonder you could wish for anything.

I think that's more than enough sightseeing.

Whis, let's go!

[WHIS] Understood, my lord.

[TRUNKS, GOTEN] Aw, yeah!

[PICCOLO] Seems like a lot of trouble for a tournament

they'll only hold once.

Lord Champa only had a few days--

did he build all this stuff himself?

No, Saiyan, Destroyers do not build anything.

And even if we did, my brother would never be capable of this.

It would just be paper and sticks.

[CHAMPA] I heard that, Beerus.

Want to say that to my face?

[BULMA] So, that's Champa?

Yes. The Destroyer of the Sixth Universe.

Honestly, I'm shocked you didn't back out.

Of course I came, Champa.

As if I'd miss the opportunity to see your face when you lose.

And, take your precious rock collection for myself.

Glad you're confident.

It'll make taking Earth much more fun.

[BEERUS] By the way... I know about your

dirty little secret, Champa. You stole some of those orbs

from my universe, which explains your trespassing.

What're you talking about?

We know there are only seven of them

spread across our two universes,

so that means you must've taken some of ours!

[shrieks] Who told you that?

[BEERUS] I knew you were up to something.

Wait! I did no such thing.

If you weren't my twin brother I'd destroy you

for such a theft. Not that it matters.

They'll all be mine soon anyway.

You should be using this time

preparing for inevitable failure.

[VADOS] Are you two done yet?

If so then I can escort you all to the arena now.

As you can see, we have ample seating for everyone.

Are those seats made outta rock?

Ugh. Don't you have cushions or something?

Trunks is right! We came a long way for this,

so you could at least make us comfortable!

No one forced you to come, Earthling!

I think she has a point, Champa.

What kind of a host allows their guests

to sit in such cut-rate seats?

Honestly, I'd be humiliated if I were the one responsible.

You take that back!

--[BEERUS] Whis! --Yes, my lord.

I always do enjoy redecorating. Now, let's see.

[ALL gasp]

[whispers] You're making me look bad.

Why didn't you make it fancy? I know you can

do better than stone bleachers!

Sir, it would be disrespectful for an artist

to create a work of art her patron

would not appreciate or understand.

That's my older sister for you.

Yes. She was just trying to operate on your level.

You should thank your attendant

for being so well-heeled, Champa.

[BULMA] Good luck, boys! Do your best!

Okay!

[SUPREME KAI] Hello, Goku.

It's been far too long.

Hey. You guys have your own bodies again,

but I thought once you fused together you couldn't go back.

That's normally true,

and as much as we hate relying on their power,

we asked the Namekians to separate us

using their Dragon Balls.

We tried to make do, but after a while

we just couldn't bear it.

Oh, so that's why I couldn't find your energy.

I was still looking for the two of you together.

What's up, Kibito? It's good to see ya again!

Good to see you too, Goku.

When we heard about these matches we couldn't resist!

[GOKU] And how are you, old-timer?

Staying busy?

Oh, you bet. Mostly just watching beetle wrestling

and keeping up with my favorite magazines.

You know I nearly had an aneurysm

watching your battle with Beerus.

[GOKU chuckles] Yeah.

That Seventh Universe mortal is being

awfully familiar with his Supreme Kai.

He certainly is.

[GOKU] Hey guys, what's up?

I'll take a shot in the dark here,

are you the Supreme Kai from the Sixth Universe?

Why, yes, I am! How did you know that?

You got the same haircut! It's good to meet ya!

Come on, Goku.

[GOKU] Right, sorry! Catch ya later, okay? Bye!

Knock 'em dead!

Um, excuse me.

But are you actually friends with him?

With that mortal?

[ELDER KAI chuckles] We've been through

a lot together; it's a long story.

[GOKU] So, that's the other team, huh?

Uah! That looks like a robot-- isn't that cheating?

But I don't know, maybe he's some kind of

--Goku, look! --a robot-like person?

[screams] Whoa, that looks like Frieza!

I guess their universe has one, too!

And that bear guy looks pretty tough.

[CABBA] Hello, gentlemen. Sorry.

This may seem like a strange question,

but are the two of you Saiyans?

Well, yeah, how'd you know that?

I see. So, there were Saiyans in your universe as well?

Still are! And I should know, 'cause I am one!

--You're kidding me! --You're a Saiyan too?

No tail. Did you cut it off, or did someone else do it?

What do you mean a tail?

Actually, the clothes you're wearing do look familiar.

The Saiyans in our universe dressed that way

in the old days, before Frieza enslaved us.

Frieza? Is that a person?

Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.

I've never heard that name before.

[VEGETA] Sounds like our history's different,

like the two Earths.

Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this.

What's the name of the planet your Saiyans call home?

[CABBA] Planet Sadla, of course.

Planet Sadla?

You're telling me that in your universe it still exists?

Uh, yeah, you mean it doesn't in yours?

That's right. What we call our "birth world"

was destroyed in a civil war.

After its decimation, we conquered another planet

and called it Vegeta.

Wait a minute, what do you mean you conquered it?

Like you took it from another civilization?

Yes, that's what conquering means.

Don't tell me you have a problem with that;

your Saiyans are warriors are they not?

Well, yeah, we're warriors,

but we don't take what doesn't belong to us!

Other races hire us to fight injustice,

not create it ourselves!

Wow, your Saiyans sound like nice people!

They're like, totally different.

[VADOS] Boys, do you mind?

We do have a written exam to get to.

--[GOKU] I hate exams. --[PICCOLO] Let's go.

If we have time, I'd like to hear more

about your Planet Sadla.

There's no need to look nervous.

We were conquerors in the past, but not anymore.

Well, in that case, you got it. I'd be glad to.

[VEGETA] Of course, I won't show you any mercy in the ring.

[CABBA] Oh, yeah. Neither will I.

[VEGETA grunts]

[GOKU groans]

What you see before you are simple questions

designed to ensure you possess the most

basic degree of intelligence.

You have ten minutes to complete the test.

Score higher than fifty points, and you pass.

[whistles]

[GOKU] Okay, I can do this.

So, the kid goes to the store and buys thirteen breads.

Or, uh, thirteen loaves of breads, whatever.

But on the way back from the store

he runs into three friends and gives them all two loaves each.

Because he's obviously a nice guy.

No reading out loud or you will not pass.

--[GOKU] Eeeh! --[VEGETA grunts]

[GOKU] Then how am I supposed to think?

[VADOS] Quietly.

[BEERUS grunts] What do you mean we're down to four?

We haven't even started fighting yet!

We couldn't do anything about it!

Once Buu falls asleep, there's no waking him up.

Trust me, we've gone through this before!

[VEGETA grunts]

I told you he wasn't a good choice for our team,

but you wouldn't listen, would you?

Don't blame me; you're the one that suggested the stupid test!

[VEGETA grunts]

Err! That's enough! It just means you're responsible

for an extra opponent now.

--[WHIS] Lord Beerus? --What do you want?

I'm sorry, but we have to decide

the order of our contestants now.

[growls]

[sighs]

Fine. Monaka fights last.

Use rock-paper-scissors to decide the rest.

That works for me!

[GOKU, PICCOLO, VEGETA] One, two, three!

[rings]

[TD REF] Ladies and Gentleman!

Thank you for your incredible patience!

The Sixth and Seventh Universes Invitational,

The Tournament of Destroyers, will now begin!

So, hold on to your hats and get ready for the show!

Now, the singing of the joint universal anthem!

[BULMA, CHICHI] Huh, what's a universal anthem?

♪

♪ It's a big universe, and there's two! ♪

[ALL gasp]

[TD REF] That was beautiful. Thank you.

[ALL groan]

And now, the first match will begin!

Let's see who we've got!

From the Sixth Universe...

Contestant Botamo!

And representing universe number seven...

[TD REF] Contestant Goku!

Goku in the first match. That's quite a start.

Not holding anything back.

Give him hell, Goku!

[CHAMPA] One of the Saiyans, huh?

He was the one so eager to fight! Ha!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[rings]

[TD REF] You may begin!

Goodbye to our adventure

In twilight we must go our separate ways

And try to discover the path to our own destiny

I can't find the words

to tell you how much our parting hurts

I hope you know I'll always love you

And all that we shared will be remembered

How could I forget your face?

All my memories erased

I can still hear the melody of your voice

Petals fall in from above

Fade away, all that we love

In the twilight,

fade away,

fade away

Sayonara,

fade away,

fade away

Hey, it's me, Goku!

The tournament I was excited for is officially under way!

And leave it to that tricky Champa to recruit a fighter whose moves I can't see coming!

And he doesn't seem fazed by any of my attacks, either!

I could really be in a jam.

Oh well! You know how I like to fight!

When things aren't going my way, it's time to level up!

Next time on Dragon Ball Super:

Make sure you don't miss it, okay?